You close your eyes and kiss Peach, what does it feel like /v/?

>>263661815
Like autism

A shelf

>>263661815
Bags of sand and salty milk and coins.

Like filling my cheeks with salty milk and rubbing a coin against them.

Like lips I don't want to touch

like peach

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Like bags of pizza

>>263661815

like a computer monitor

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Tastes like....Strawberries.

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>>263661815
Not as good.

>>263661815
I'm afraid I don't have much experience with kissing monitors.

>>263663839
fuck off back to reddit

>>263661815
slightly hairy

Its like kissing a plastic Barbie doll.

....not that I have any experience in doing that.

Two dicks

Tastes of clipping

>>263661815
Sexy. >__>

>>263661815
>you open your eyes
>it was Bowser
>post yfw

ANDY, SWEETIE!

>>263661815
like kissing a marshmallow, unexpectedly good.

>>263661815
Likr Turtle dick

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>>263661815
Peach then decides to let you touch her ass. How does that feel?

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>>263661815

Like kissing the Japanese flag.

>>263665478
aww......wwwwwwwwWWAWWWAWWADAWLKAWJDLKAJWEDFLKAWEJ#FNFOAQI@WH#FNOIQLA#$#@WFWHGNLAKEWRNGNVLKEWRNVCLKRWEAMNOLI#K@A@WMN$@F@LK@QWMKL

>>263666820
like "WHOA" and "MAMA MIA!!"

>>263665167
> >__>
I don't even know if I should try anymore.

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>>263661815
dino cum

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>>263668438
>dino
you mean koopa

Like a computer screen. I felt some blood rushing into my penis though.

like getting electrocuted cause im kissing electricity based data

>>263668532
i don't think koopa's are a real species m8

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>>263669110
Is Mario real life autist?

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>>263661815
Only now I realized that its just her lipstick that is drawn like a circle, not her lips.

>>263663040
>>263665087
>>263668438
Some people don't know what feel 'means'.

>>263661815
a tiny kirby

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>>263665252

Like the leather seat your sister just sat on

>>263669339
no but i just associate bowser with the first think that comes to my mind and that's dinosaurs.
but whatever
i beat her lips taste of koopa cum

>>263661815
Italian Sausages.

Like Bowser's cum stains. The little whore probably just finished sucking him off.

>>263661815
Like bags of sand

>>263661815
Two big boils growing on top of normal lips

>>263661815
momo

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>>263661815
>>263663279
Soft but not as much as her kisses

>>263669110
Neither are dinosaurs.

>>263662572
Explain pls

she closes her eyes and i ram my dick down her throat to the very base and push down as hard as i can while she struggles for air

>>263675205
Fucking perv, check yourself

>>263675346
i just checked myself and i find nothing to be out of the ordinary

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>>263661815

>>263661815
Tastes like iphone 0/10

>>263675872
Common hair style for cartoon characters.

ITT: people who think that kissing feels great.

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>>263665252

>>263669531
>filename
I think you saved my image a long time ago.

>>263667496
oh

>>263676902
because it fucking does

>laying ontop of a woman while you go tongue deep in that throat and slowly kiss down her body until you get to DAT pussy

I prefer it more than actual sex

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>try to kiss Peach
>this happens

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>>263676902
But it does you kissless homo

>>263661815
>Implying I'd cheat on my waifu

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>>263680570
>licking inner thighs

Oddly arousing for both parties.

>>263676902
>he doesn't kiss his mother
>he's doesn't kiss his girlfriend
>he's doesn't kiss his sister
>he's doesn't kiss his cousin
>he's doesn't kiss his auntie or grandma
you sad sack of faggot shit

>>263680953
what the hell is booster anyway

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>>263665252

>you open your eyes
>it was Bowser's asshole

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>>263666820

>>263661815
Bowser's cock.

>>263662572
Hahahaha! That fucking story yesterday was beautiful.

>>263676902
Then why does it make my dick hard when doing it?

>>263682167
Square's Wario.

>>263661815
Feels like old playdough and taste like bowser cock.

>>263661815
Dude i never seen this that close
She doesn't have lips, she just does that thickening lipstick thing.
Someone shoop her lipstick off

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>>263665252

A bag of sand

>>263661815
like loneliness...

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What is Peach's best feature?
http://strawpoll.me/2576555

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oddly leathery

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can't do unicodes for some reason

>>263686196
You also can't crop correctly you retard.

>>263684156
Sauce me up bro.

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>>263685587
>look up "bubbly personality"
>find this guide
http://www.wikihow.com/Have-a-Cute-and-Bubbly-Personality

>>263661815
The a computer screen

>>263661815

HEY ANDY SWEETIE, WHAT'S THAT YOU'RE DRAWING?

>>263669639
ha

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>>263687029
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lWmPvBSd3Tg
>comments disabled

>>263686684
That isn't a personality. Being a tomboy is a personality, having a mature and intelligent focus is a personality. Peach HAS NO personality.

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>>263687104
I'M MAKING A MAP

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>>263661815
Like PEACHY ENERGY!

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lWmPvBSd3Tg

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>>263663040

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>>263687605
Get fucking destroyed.

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>>263687760
I'll crack your nuts boy.

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>>263687497
>being positive & sweet isn't a personality
Jealous slut detected.

KiteTales is good real-life example of a bubbly personality:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGU2B-_Foy8

>>263661815
Pixels and disappointment.

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>>263687605
What's with everyone at Yggdrasil and dying via falling?

>>263687665
Aw shit nigger

like kissing a mare's puffy donut hole

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>>263685587

I voted Legs because I like swoole grills.

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>>263665252

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>>263665252

>>263688186
A non-bloody death that can also be conveniently retconned if ever needed.

>>263687665
bounce bounce bounce bounce bounce

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>>263685587
>4 for hips
ma niggas

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I say we make OC for a personality for Peach. The most characteristic thing she's ever done is giggled at Mario, unless you count the Super Mario comic; that she was pretty cool

>>263679287
Probably. I save every pic of Hisoka I see.

>>263665252
>>263682887

I'd dive back in

>>263688137
She. Is. A . Plot. Device
There isn't a hint of personality or depth or characterization to her other then >>263689057
And even then Nintendo would just dismiss it. Face the reality

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ASS

>>263661815
Your waifu's a shit

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>>263684343
fuck man

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>>263691097
also this thing is just a bald man with a bow

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>>263689057
>>263689568
>no personality
>NO PERSONALITY!
>personality? NO! NO PERSONALITY!
You keep saying this, but repeating it doesn't make it become true.
You got a description >>263686684 and a real world example >>263688137 but you still want to drive this assertion into the ground that positive and sweet isn't a personality.

Just because you dislike said personality doesn't magically make it "not a personality".

regret

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You close your eyes and kiss Peach only to find out it was me! How do you react/respond?

>>263691097
>>263691410
please stop

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>>263689568
Anita, pleas go.

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It feels like a kiss.

What else would it feel like? Have you ever kissed someone who wasn't a relative? It'd feel like that

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>>263661815
toadstool obv.

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>>263693707

>>263693770
>Spider posts Bee Peach

spider pls

>>263693770
HORNY INTER SPECIES CONFIRMED

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it feels like... tears ... in rain...

>>263693770
Who cares about that Peach? That Mario is 2cute.

>>263661815

mentos

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>>263692896
what's the matter

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>>263665252

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>>263665252

>>263694637
PLEASE

>>263694637
fuckfuckfuck

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>tfw 28 and have never kissed a girl

Just 2 more years and I will get powers far beyond mortal comprehension

>>263695827
Wizard powers are obtained from withholding virginity, not from withholding kissing.

Don't feel bad though.

>>263695827
pay for whores brah

>>263695827
You're such a fucking loser dude

>>263695764
there is not enough good slightly lewd/ cute zelda stuff out there

she is my waifu

got any more?

HD Tv Screen.

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>>263666820

Ow my neck

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>>263696075
I'm a virgin too

>>263666820
I'm all for puffy vulva
but that is just a fat pussy

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>>263685587
Tits would rank higher if they'd quit changing them.

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>>263696559
Then let's rule this world together.

>>263695827
>>263696559
I'm 22 in this boat.
Am I making a mistake?

>>263696559
Fuckin nerd

>>263675346
BEFORE YOU WRECK YOURSELF

>>263697412
>the goomba isn't smashed by dat ass

>>263661815
Salty mushrooms and koopa trooper cock

Wait no that's just salty mushrooms.

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>>263695827
>mfw turn 20 next February
>being a virgin at 19 isn't as bad as being one at 20

i need to get out there, fuck.

>>263697989
don't feel too bad. I didn't have sex till I was 22. I'm 26 now and only had sex three times. Luckily, I've crossed off most of the things I've wanted to do/try

>dark skinned girl
>girl 10 years older than me
>the hottest girl on my college campus
>anal
>blowjob
>biting
>breast sucking
>69
>facesitting
All I really want now is a ginger, and more assertive sub/dom stuff, and I think I'll be good for the rest of my life, probably.

>>263693608
>Winter
>those pants
hahahah

>>263674416
my dick cannot deal right now

I fucking hate Peach. Can't this thread die already?

>>263698574
I just started a promo job for some shitty club in town and i just get to talk to drunk girls all the time, it helps with confidence

I'm starting on a course at uni in a few weeks, i'm going to try my bestest

>>263699165
Is this thread inconveniencing you? Were you forced to come into this thread, read all the comments, open all of the pictures, and post?

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>>263699510

he's baiting people into posting more Peach, make him happy.

>>263681605
>Jackie Chan
You fucking racist, that's Satoru Iwata the founder of sony

>>263676902
Are you serious? Of course it does. Just like hugging feels good.

You should really think about leaving your basement every once in a while.

>>263676902
Pecking your lips isn't real kissing

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>>263676902

>ITP: A person who has never kissed a girl.

Kissing feels great, a slight tickling on your lips when they're about to connect, and comforting warm if your partner is touching you while kissing.

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>>263693774
>toadstool

>>263684156
explain

>>263661886
this
Take your fantasies to the Wii U social platform where mods will delete it because you're fucking autistic.

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>>263661815
Tastes like Peaches

>>263700798
That's a good one, Anon.

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If anyone knows the artist I'll kiss you.

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>>263684264

>>263702209
nagase haruhito

>>263697697
His spear like head is instead enveloping him in her ass.

>>263702608
I-I've never kissed a guy before...
:*
That was so embarrassing!! You b-better appreciate it!

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>>263685587
Peach's hips & legs are best, according to /v/.

>>263703124
There's a lot of good taste here

Feels like lips.

Tastes like Bowser cock.

>>263703104
want sum fucc, boi?

>>263703363
________________________________________________________________________________________________no, faggot________________________________________________________________________________________________

>>263685587
Boy do I like some long, clean and smooth legs, which is probably why stockings were made.

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>>263661815
It feels like I'm wearing nothing at all!
Nothing at all....
Nothing at all.......

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>>263661815
>"what does it feel like /v/?"
A premature ejaculation

anus