>GF buys me Destiny so we can play together like Borderlands

You gotta check first nigga
Lots of games these days don't have local multiplayer

>>262847440
Most games on next gen don't have splitscreen sadly. Lego Marvel heroes and Knack are the only 2 that come to mind. They took it out of Dynasty warriors too.

>>262847440
y-you have a gf?
how can I get one m-myself

>>262847542
I guess with Activision at the helm I should have realized. Can't be having multiple people enjoying the same copy of the game, everyone needs to buy their own to make up that half a billion dollar budget

>>262847752
Work out, keep yourself clean, try to have fun with life.
That's it.

I'm broke as fuck, she pays for pretty much everything.

>>262847752
Lose weight, eat right, exercise, start talking to random people and break the ice, meet people online, find a party, talk to random people there, flirt with checkout chicks, whatever.

Not rocket science, if you're not physically deformed in the facial area you won't have a problem - most of us are just lazy.

>>262847752
Lower your standards

>>262848048
The only correct answer

>>262847440
I want to lick those feet while pumping her pussy in missionary position

Your "GF" sounds like a really low information consumer. Maybe you should manager her money.

Not your blog

>>262847440
get a wiiu

what did you think of borderlands 2?

Maybe I have brain damage, but isn't that what party chat was implemented for?

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It's 2014, nothing is split screen these days
does your gf give you fj's?

>>262847685
>no split screen dynasty warriors

lol then whats the fucking point

>>262848389
hnng post more of this set or point a nigga in the right direction to find it

That your gf. Dont waste energy on Destiny

Better than what Nintendo did with MK8 to be honest. enjoy half a gamepad screen

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>>262848292
I basically do.

>>262848347
Mindless fun, we enjoyed it but I won't be getting the newest one. I was hoping Destiny was basically going to be Halolands.

>>262848389
Of course. When we first start dating she wasn't down for any kind of feet action, but now she's all about it.
>tfw she gets out of the shower and puts her wet feet on my lap wearing just a towel

>>262848841
>b-but nintendo!

How the fuck is 4 player splitscreen somehow worse than no splitscren at all

>>262847440
you two saved 60 bones. its a thoroughly mediocre game

>>262848957

>Have a huge saliva / tongue fetish
>Girlfriend thinks it's the most disgusting thing ever

Life is suffering

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>Console-exclusive MMOFPS
You know how how vibrantly-colored frogs basically warn you that they're poisonous just by looking at them?

NO SYMPATHY

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>>262847440
WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT BEAVER

>>262849197
Isn't that just kissing with tongue or a sloppy BJ? Why would she be against that?

>>262847924
She can do so much better than you ...

>>262850071
Welcome to women.

>>262847542
>500 million for a game with less features than pong

>>262847440
holy shit; id lick those legs, feet and toes any day of the week

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>>262848612
>>262847440
Megan feet heat
Also OP, if you want a Destiny-esque split screen coop experience I suggest Halo:CE, ODST, and unlike Destiny play Rainbowsix Vegas 1&2, you can sink a lot of time into coop terrorist hunts in RSV and they are fun as fuck splitscreen

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>buying games from Toys R Us

>>262848957
how did you talk her into it

>>262849937

>Sloppy BJ

Man I wish, she got abused by her ex boyfriend into sucking his dick all the time and now she's afraid of it. She thinks any fluid is disgusting, she NEVER masturbate because to her the wetness is repulsive, I checked her internet history once and there was NO PORN in it for the past 6 months

>>262850305
do they get naked?

>actively looking for gf
>never get one

>fuck it, carry on with life, never obsess over it, enjoy other things in life
>a gf comes along

I still have no idea what happend

>>262849197
Isn't that what making out is all about? I'm confuse.

>>262850405
toys r us can actually have pretty sweet deals sometimes. theres been a couple times where they have a buy 1 get 1 40 percent off on all games

>>262850460
Sounds faulty, you should probably return it.

>>262850460
Yikes man, have you ever tried getting her any therapy?

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>>262850545
you wish

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>playing Destiny
>usually use Skype to voice chat because consoles are shit but for some reason it makes me disconnect from the game every few mins
>forced to use games voice chat
>can't hear shit because the music/sfx is too fucking loud
>look for audio options
>there are none

What the fuck Bungie?

>>262850672
>>262850809

Thing is , I'm a nerd that NEVER leaves the house, I'm honestly not bad looking but I hate leaving my house, and girls around here are all about partying and going out.

So ... I kinda love my girlfriend but since I watch porn all day long it kind of warped my views of women

>>262850460
See if the warranty hasn't expired yet and you can get a new one.

There's sexual hang ups, then there's that.

>>262851097
Ouch, I guess all you can do is send it in for repairs and hope for the best.

does this cunt have any siterips, I thought I saw one on anon eye bee but that shits gone

>>262850460

>investing in broken hardware

Not even once. See if you can get some dork to take it off your hands, otherwise just leave it at the side of the road for someone else to pick up. Cut your losses.

>>262850623
I'm 22 and never had a gf or even kissed a girl, maybe got hit on by girls a handful of times in middle/highschool and once at a concert. I have a nice looking face and I'm 5'11 and average-skinny build, all I can say is body language and confidence must be crucial in making it with a chick, of course I have neither as I stare at the ground and awkwardly give them one word responses. I fucking hate my brain.

>>262847995
I'm facially deformed and I still do better than the most guys.

>>262851050

>playing Destiny

there's your mistake

>>262848406
honestly. the game is so fucking boring on your own. the only time I ever had fun with that was playing split screen with my friends

>>262850305
my dick is boner

>>262851541

I was like you, what I did was that I started treating females like they were my male buddies, not giving a fuck, absolutely not thinking about fucking them. I got all natural and I landed a girlfriend almost immediatly

>>262851097
Whatever the case, she may need help. if it's cutting into intimacy this deep, it's time to get help. Whatever her ex did to her, she's going to need help getting it off her mind. If you love her, help her.

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>>262850408
Talk her into it? That's not really how females work. I would tell her I think her feet are sexy and to paint her toe nails this color or that color for me.

Then when we are having sex I would just grab her feet and kiss/lick them. Over time she came to realize they are another sexy part of her body and now she loves it.

If you want to get a girl into your kinks you don't hash it out over the dinner table, you just do it when she's in the throes of passion if it's something light like feet play, or slowly nudge her in the direction of whatever it is if you're into something more extreme.

Don't engage her logical mind about anything sexual, but rather her emotional one.

>>262847752
Do what I did and get your ass on craigslist.

>>262847440
>Thank fuck Toys R Us was cool about returning it.

>implying you can return open software.

0/10

>>262850623
>>262851892
21 year old virgin here. I can see that the key is to stop worrying, the struggle is just making it to that point. How the fuck do I make myself stop caring?

>>262851050
they fucked up MAJOR with the voice chat, easily my biggest complaint about the game

>cant find a party or make friends
>not even a fucking text based communication system that was standard in 2003

>>262852220

Prioritize the other things in your life. Get a better education, work on a career, your body, etc

>>262852220
Work out and do something outside of your comfort zone every day.

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>>262852030
>Woman
>Logical mind

>>262852220
Lose yourself in something else, ignore the fact that you're a virgin. It can be hard (I only got the "stop caring" down once I got my v-card punched) but the key is to not be constantly thinking about sex around women, because that's how you get to have sex with women (unless you're an 8/10 in a bar).

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God I hate fucking foot fags, you fuckers are disgusting. Why can't you like normal shit like traps and fat asses?

Thighs as well

>>262847924
>Work out, keep yourself clean, try to have fun with life.

you're such a stupid liar and simpleton it hurts.
the only real answer is: talk to women and interact with them as much as you can until one of them finally becomes your gf.

fuck your pretentious bullshit crap advice, you stupid fuck.

>>262851914
yeah this
don't be a pussy and leave your house anon, your woman needs help

>>262852874

why are you so bitter, I am sorry it didn't work out for you

>>262852837
footfag here. live and let live. if you don't understand why I like feet and how it is possible, don't ever try to change me. it's part of me.

>>262852837
Shut the fuck up you fucking trap shitter.

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>>262852874
>exercise and hygiene is pretentious advice

i know you hate to pull yourself away from hatoful boyfriend to take a shower anon but no girl will like you if you smell

>>262852837
>normalfags liking nigger asses

Who would have thought?

>>262847440
kek

Also, is that you gf? I'd like to brutally sorry I can't write what I am thinking now in this board her ass while you watch if you were cool with it anon.

And that'd be more coop play than the one Bungie offered you

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>>262852837
>not liking it all

how does it feel to be a complete and utter pleb?

>>262852961
I'm just telling you that your advice does nothing. it's just stuff you need to consider anyway and everywhere. does that necessarily lead to a gf? no? then why do you not give logically sound advice that actually leads to having a gf?

>>262852837
>traps

>>262852874
Scent is literally the most important part.

>>262847440
>NO SPLIT SCREEN LOL
Yeah okay, too bad.

>NO VOICE CHAT EITHER ROFL
Just... use Skype?

>>262853368

You mean it did nothing for you, and that's fine. Don't care.

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>>262852837
>not liking hips fat asses and feets

>>262853175
but showering is self-evident for any normal human being which is exactly why it means nothing.

>>262853440
shills at full force

>>262850305

google gives me nothing, if this is porn I need a source for research purposes

>>262852874
You are both right. Interact with as many women as possible but please shave, shower and dress accordingly to the part.

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>tfw my gf has really nice feet and I just cannot into foot fetish

whats wrong with me /v/

>>262853440
if you dont see the problem with a CO-OP game having fuck all for communication features you are everything that is wrong with video games

>>262853582

Goddess Megan

She doesn't do nudity, closest is topless with hand over breasts.

>>262853684
pics or didn't happen

And here I felt bad because I convinced my gf to buy me ORION: Prelude. At least that shit was only 99 cents. Sockjobs > Footjobs

>>262853684
Just not for everyone mang.

>>262853704

what a fucking whore, if you are doing this crap at least have the decency to go all in, disgusting money grabber

>>262852837
nice fake picture you got there asshat

>>262853684
Different strokes for different folks. You're not obligated to like them.

But next time you are in missionary grab her ankles and bury your face in her bare feet (assuming they are clean of course) you may be surprised.

>>262851097
HA! You sound like me. My relationship lasted 9 years. How far along are you?

>>262853854

I know it got me sad too

>>262853659
pretty much. it just grinds my gears that some simpleton normalfags want it to be boiled down to just "just take a shower and dress well and you will wake up covered in girls like its magic durrrhurr".

hygiene is obligatory. address the real issues. the social dynamics related ones.

>>262853701
I see the problem though, just not that it's unsolvable.

>>262853924

How's your game so far aspiring PUA?

And yet people hate Nintendo for focusing on local multiplayer.

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>>262853864
It's not the ass itself but the idea of the ass Anon.

>>262853924
> hygiene is obligatory

you'd be surprised...

>>262853448
>don't care.

yeah of course you don't, being braindead and all.

Is it just me or does literally no one talk in this game? Do I have to be in their fireteam or something?

>>262853763
Good taste, anon.

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>>262853893
Not him but I'm borderline NEET (college degree, and can be social if necessary) and I've been living with my GF for just over a year now.

Shits nice. Play vidya all day play with her feets all night

>>262854061
[really nice big ass]
did you get a boner anon?

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>>262853924
nigga we aint got time for all that. figure that shit out youself, trial and error nigga

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>>262854221
My imagination and ability to masturbate know no bounds.

>>262852837
I'm a footfag and I like all of those things

>>262854168
There is literally no voice chat. Actigay didn't want any problems with 6 year olds calling people niggers and fags

>>262854798
Or even worse, niggerfags, lord knows that would just ruin it for everyone.

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>there are grown ass men that cant appreciate a womans soft clean feet

>>262855027

hello boner

>>262855027
I'm not a fucking hobbit Anon.

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>>262847995
>>262847924
eh physical fitness... whatever, you do what you like to do, I do what I like to do okay?

But you're sucker lmao.

You're getting fed this line about how, like you're gonna live forever or whatever and that all girls care about is chiseled features and good looks, but really all they care about is money, drugs, big dicks and how much of each you have - plus you're gonna die. Someone will kill you. Someone will kill you with a knife.

So uh, yeah. Make sure you're abs are fricken ripped, you got some good guns! You wanna look good for when you get stabbed - with a knife.

Sorry thats how it works

>>262855027
My ex's feet were hard as a rock.

Fucking volleyball players

>>262855027
im not really into them, but that pic god damnnnn

my dick is diamonds

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>>262855363
I don't know what type of bait this is. Like I need a new word instead of bait for it.

>>262855168

>relating the delicate soft, gender-specific feature of a white womens pricess feet to ugly hairy male mutant shit

gg bro
u definitely gay

Epic gf friend :^)

>>262855363
You have to be 18 or older to use this website.

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>>262855363
can I have some of whatever drugs you're taking

>>262855436
At least she must have had some great fucking legs and a tight ass. right?

Sometimes you've gotta sacrifice for the greater good

>>262848389
Good games do have split screen. Stop playing triple A bullcrap.

>>262855363
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5WzKDdj0CxY

>>262855950
Pretty much.

Plus she was quarter thai so she had delicious lightly brown skin.

She was five inches taller than me

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>>262855363
I hope you're trolling m8

>>262856132
>She was five inches taller than me

Damn son., how do you live with yourself?
But I feel your pain.

ok guys.. how do you get rid of limerence?

>>262856128
I'm glad someone else here used to watch ATHF back in the day

>>262856251
Well, I'm an average 5'9. She was just a giantess.

>>262856375
Nigga got snu-snu'd.

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>>262847440
>having a girlfriend

What a faggot.

>>262856375
>fucking an amazon

its so based

>those long legs wrapping around you as you bust inside

>>262847780
well considering they broke even in the first 24 hours, maybe they'll patch split screen in.

>>262856375
You were fucking an Amazonian, son. Good job snagging an Amazonian part asian.

>>262856729
The sex was eh.

I couldn't go too deep, her vag was pretty shallow despite her height. She still had fun of course. Didn't even screw to frequently. It was a pretty normal/calm relationship.

...I need to move back home and try again haha

>>262855027
FUCK

MY DICK

>>262853763
what's the difference between sock and footjob?

But where do I FIND a girlfriend?

>>262853924
Would you date a girl who looked like she showered at most once a week? Unless you're European, people probably make fun of you because you look and smell like shit but don't even notice it yourself.

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>>262856135
>>262855789
>>262855683
>>262855529
So only one of you faggots...
>>262856128

Got this guy's joke....


wow

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>>262857621
>he doesn't know where the gf shop is
Get a load of this guy .

>>262851801
you can have fun with sengoku basara on your own, it's combat is good enough to be enjoyable.
also i always found the "fun with co-op" line to be really fucking stupid, everything is fun when you do it with friends, even bad games.
it's like saying something is funny if you're high.

>>262855027
m-more?

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>>262857621
>this nigga cant find the girlfriend emporium

>>262857621
craigslist

3 years going here for me.

>>262857621

In my boxers. If you suck on her, she'll love you. Using tongue will make her love you even more!

>gf
>complaining about no splitscreen AND voicechat together

So what I gather from this is that you want to both be on the couch with 1 console splitscreen, whispering to each other in headsets?

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>>262857621
>I"ve traveled many years and miles to find a gf

>would you say ten million miles?

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>>262855363
>plus you're gonna die. Someone will kill you. Someone will kill you with a knife.
HEH. NOTHING PERSONEL, KID.

>>262858127
That was my first actual laugh of the day.

>>262858127
Is the stream still a law?

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>>262858407
I have no idea.

But here's this if you need it.

>>262858123
No splitscreen to play together
No voice chat to play remotely

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>>262857534
Texture, looks, feeling. My gf takes care of her feet, but they just can't compare bare vs really soft black cotton thigh highs. Plus shes Chinese, so she has shorter toes than most women, and her feet look better in socks to me.

>tfw gf rests her feet on your face while she plays idol games on her iphone and you put your dick between her thighs while shes wearing black thigh highs

>>262852837
Go take a dick up the ass if you love them so much, and then delude yourself into thinking you're straight because "but... but... she had boobs and eyeliner and girly clothes!"

Faggot.

>>262847440
You can buy gfs at Toys R Us? wtf is this world coming to

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>>262858127
>>262857621
>I'll take a pound of GFs

>THAT'S A LOT OF GFS
>THAT'LL BE FOUR WAIFUS, BABY! DO YOU WANT FEELS WITH THAT?
>HE JUST LEFT
>WITH GFS

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>>262859282
>THAT'LL BE FOUR WAIFUS, BABY! DO YOU WANT FEELS WITH THAT?

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>>262859594
>i'll get you some GF.
>let me know if you see...
>a gamestop

>tfw was going to ask girl I liked since high school out
>tfw right as I get ready to she gets in a relationship with somebody
>tfw have felt like shit the past 3 days and cried myself to sleep over this shit
is this what NTR feels like?

>>262860160
Nah, just real life son. Sometimes it gets better or okay. Other times it doesn't at all. I've been going through an 'other time' for the last few years.

>>262860160
>having Oneitis

there are a lot of hoes in the world. move on

guys please, i'm a limerent and I'm going through absolute hell

I had a girl once place her legs on my lap. she led me on for a month after that. I cut all contact but it's eating at me.

>>262860160
>chat with a girl from my dorm who i had a crush on since i moved in and a friend of hers over facebook
>go and get dinner at the dining hall every night
>one night she posts "i asked out [mutual guy friend] i'm so giddy!!!"
>feel like shit
>later go to a cards night on campus
>she and the guy are holding each other all night
>feel like shit

this is where the story improves

>talk to friend from primary school who i've chatted with on and off over steam
>we talk about our girl troubles, crack some jokes that no other people would find funny and watch 3 episodes of persona 4 the golden anime to mock how awful it is
>end up having a great night

fuck bitches, man.

>>262860709
locate your fucking balls, they seem to have escaped you

>getting hung up over one bitch when half the planet is female

>>262860545
Not in Bumfuck Nowhere, Indiana the only other chicks I could go for all care about partying and/or farming

>>262848375
psplebs don't have party chat...

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>>262861001
>Too much of a pussy to make a move
>"fuck bitches man!"

Really? You think she's going to wait around celibate for your retarded ass? It's on you to make it happen faggot

>>262861081
I got so depressed I went outside and got a job I absolutely love. Problem is, I'm so efficient at my job that I run out of things to do in the office and regress back into 'oh god stop thinking about her'.