>GF buys me Destiny so we can play together like Borderlands
>NO SPLIT SCREEN LOL
>NO VOICE CHAT EITHER ROFL
Wow, great "co-op" game you made there Bungie. Thank fuck Toys R Us was cool about returning it.
I guess with Activision at the helm I should have realized. Can't be having multiple people enjoying the same copy of the game, everyone needs to buy their own to make up that half a billion dollar budget
Lose weight, eat right, exercise, start talking to random people and break the ice, meet people online, find a party, talk to random people there, flirt with checkout chicks, whatever.
Not rocket science, if you're not physically deformed in the facial area you won't have a problem - most of us are just lazy.
It's 2014, nothing is split screen these days
does your gf give you fj's?
I basically do.
Mindless fun, we enjoyed it but I won't be getting the newest one. I was hoping Destiny was basically going to be Halolands.
Of course. When we first start dating she wasn't down for any kind of feet action, but now she's all about it.
>tfw she gets out of the shower and puts her wet feet on my lap wearing just a towel
You know how how vibrantly-colored frogs basically warn you that they're poisonous just by looking at them?
Megan feet heat
Also OP, if you want a Destiny-esque split screen coop experience I suggest Halo:CE, ODST, and unlike Destiny play Rainbowsix Vegas 1&2, you can sink a lot of time into coop terrorist hunts in RSV and they are fun as fuck splitscreen
Man I wish, she got abused by her ex boyfriend into sucking his dick all the time and now she's afraid of it. She thinks any fluid is disgusting, she NEVER masturbate because to her the wetness is repulsive, I checked her internet history once and there was NO PORN in it for the past 6 months
>usually use Skype to voice chat because consoles are shit but for some reason it makes me disconnect from the game every few mins
>forced to use games voice chat
>can't hear shit because the music/sfx is too fucking loud
>look for audio options
>there are none
What the fuck Bungie?
Thing is , I'm a nerd that NEVER leaves the house, I'm honestly not bad looking but I hate leaving my house, and girls around here are all about partying and going out.
So ... I kinda love my girlfriend but since I watch porn all day long it kind of warped my views of women
>investing in broken hardware
Not even once. See if you can get some dork to take it off your hands, otherwise just leave it at the side of the road for someone else to pick up. Cut your losses.
I'm 22 and never had a gf or even kissed a girl, maybe got hit on by girls a handful of times in middle/highschool and once at a concert. I have a nice looking face and I'm 5'11 and average-skinny build, all I can say is body language and confidence must be crucial in making it with a chick, of course I have neither as I stare at the ground and awkwardly give them one word responses. I fucking hate my brain.
I was like you, what I did was that I started treating females like they were my male buddies, not giving a fuck, absolutely not thinking about fucking them. I got all natural and I landed a girlfriend almost immediatly
Whatever the case, she may need help. if it's cutting into intimacy this deep, it's time to get help. Whatever her ex did to her, she's going to need help getting it off her mind. If you love her, help her.
Talk her into it? That's not really how females work. I would tell her I think her feet are sexy and to paint her toe nails this color or that color for me.
Then when we are having sex I would just grab her feet and kiss/lick them. Over time she came to realize they are another sexy part of her body and now she loves it.
If you want to get a girl into your kinks you don't hash it out over the dinner table, you just do it when she's in the throes of passion if it's something light like feet play, or slowly nudge her in the direction of whatever it is if you're into something more extreme.
Don't engage her logical mind about anything sexual, but rather her emotional one.
they fucked up MAJOR with the voice chat, easily my biggest complaint about the game
>cant find a party or make friends
>not even a fucking text based communication system that was standard in 2003
Lose yourself in something else, ignore the fact that you're a virgin. It can be hard (I only got the "stop caring" down once I got my v-card punched) but the key is to not be constantly thinking about sex around women, because that's how you get to have sex with women (unless you're an 8/10 in a bar).
God I hate fucking foot fags, you fuckers are disgusting. Why can't you like normal shit like traps and fat asses?
Thighs as well
>Work out, keep yourself clean, try to have fun with life.
you're such a stupid liar and simpleton it hurts.
the only real answer is: talk to women and interact with them as much as you can until one of them finally becomes your gf.
fuck your pretentious bullshit crap advice, you stupid fuck.
>exercise and hygiene is pretentious advice
i know you hate to pull yourself away from hatoful boyfriend to take a shower anon but no girl will like you if you smell
Also, is that you gf? I'd like to brutally
sorry I can't write what I am thinking now in this boardher ass while you watch if you were cool with it anon. And that'd be more coop play than the one Bungie offered you
>not liking it all
how does it feel to be a complete and utter pleb?
I'm just telling you that your advice does nothing. it's just stuff you need to consider anyway and everywhere. does that necessarily lead to a gf? no? then why do you not give logically sound advice that actually leads to having a gf?
>tfw my gf has really nice feet and I just cannot into foot fetish
whats wrong with me /v/
Different strokes for different folks. You're not obligated to like them.
But next time you are in missionary grab her ankles and bury your face in her bare feet (assuming they are clean of course) you may be surprised.
pretty much. it just grinds my gears that some simpleton normalfags want it to be boiled down to just "just take a shower and dress well and you will wake up covered in girls like its magic durrrhurr".
hygiene is obligatory. address the real issues. the social dynamics related ones.
It's not the ass itself but the idea of the ass Anon.
Not him but I'm borderline NEET (college degree, and can be social if necessary) and I've been living with my GF for just over a year now.
Shits nice. Play vidya all day
play with her feets all night
nigga we aint got time for all that. figure that shit out youself, trial and error nigga
My imagination and ability to masturbate know no bounds.
>there are grown ass men that cant appreciate a womans soft clean feet
eh physical fitness... whatever, you do what you like to do, I do what I like to do okay?
But you're sucker lmao.
You're getting fed this line about how, like you're gonna live forever or whatever and that all girls care about is chiseled features and good looks, but really all they care about is money, drugs, big dicks and how much of each you have - plus you're gonna die. Someone will kill you. Someone will kill you with a knife.
So uh, yeah. Make sure you're abs are fricken ripped, you got some good guns! You wanna look good for when you get stabbed - with a knife.
Sorry thats how it works
I don't know what type of bait this is. Like I need a new word instead of bait for it.
can I have some of whatever drugs you're taking
The sex was eh.
I couldn't go too deep, her vag was pretty shallow despite her height. She still had fun of course. Didn't even screw to frequently. It was a pretty normal/calm relationship.
...I need to move back home and try again haha
Would you date a girl who looked like she showered at most once a week? Unless you're European, people probably make fun of you because you look and smell like shit but don't even notice it yourself.
So only one of you faggots...
Got this guy's joke....
>he doesn't know where the gf shop is
Get a load of this guy .
you can have fun with sengoku basara on your own, it's combat is good enough to be enjoyable.
also i always found the "fun with co-op" line to be really fucking stupid, everything is fun when you do it with friends, even bad games.
it's like saying something is funny if you're high.
>this nigga cant find the girlfriend emporium
>complaining about no splitscreen AND voicechat together
So what I gather from this is that you want to both be on the couch with 1 console splitscreen, whispering to each other in headsets?
>I"ve traveled many years and miles to find a gf
>would you say ten million miles?
>plus you're gonna die. Someone will kill you. Someone will kill you with a knife.
HEH. NOTHING PERSONEL, KID.
I have no idea.
But here's this if you need it.
Texture, looks, feeling. My gf takes care of her feet, but they just can't compare bare vs really soft black cotton thigh highs.
Plus shes Chinese, so she has shorter toes than most women, and her feet look better in socks to me.
>tfw gf rests her feet on your face while she plays idol games on her iphone and you put your dick between her thighs while shes wearing black thigh highs
Go take a dick up the ass if you love them so much, and then delude yourself into thinking you're straight because "but... but... she had boobs and eyeliner and girly clothes!"
>I'll take a pound of GFs
>THAT'S A LOT OF GFS
>THAT'LL BE FOUR WAIFUS, BABY! DO YOU WANT FEELS WITH THAT?
>HE JUST LEFT
>THAT'LL BE FOUR WAIFUS, BABY! DO YOU WANT FEELS WITH THAT?
>i'll get you some GF.
>let me know if you see...
>tfw was going to ask girl I liked since high school out
>tfw right as I get ready to she gets in a relationship with somebody
>tfw have felt like shit the past 3 days and cried myself to sleep over this shit
is this what NTR feels like?
>chat with a girl from my dorm who i had a crush on since i moved in and a friend of hers over facebook
>go and get dinner at the dining hall every night
>one night she posts "i asked out [mutual guy friend] i'm so giddy!!!"
>feel like shit
>later go to a cards night on campus
>she and the guy are holding each other all night
>feel like shit
this is where the story improves
>talk to friend from primary school who i've chatted with on and off over steam
>we talk about our girl troubles, crack some jokes that no other people would find funny and watch 3 episodes of persona 4 the golden anime to mock how awful it is
>end up having a great night
fuck bitches, man.
>Too much of a pussy to make a move
>"fuck bitches man!"
Really? You think she's going to wait around celibate for your retarded ass? It's on you to make it happen faggot
I got so depressed
I went outside and got a job I absolutely love. Problem is, I'm so efficient at my job that I run out of things to do in the office and regress back into 'oh god stop thinking about her'.