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I'm sick and tired of how Necromancers and Skeletons are portrayed In videogames.

Why are developers such faggots that they always go out of their to try and show how bad it is to bring the dead back to life?

>Oh they give the dead a form that knows no age, they are now practicaly immortal with none of the drawbacks.

>Better show them how much of evil puppy-fuckers they are for giving humans a chance to see the world until the end-times come

All game developers are Paladinfags who probably couldn't even get off to seeing to Skeletons bone each other.
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>>262812858
Necros in ToS use bones of slain enemies as shields and projectile weapons.
You heard me.
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Remember, it doesn't matter why a necro raises the dead...the mere act of doing it is a crime against the natural order.
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>>262812858
Fuck off back to your shitposting board autis/tg/remlin
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>necromancers

Every last one of you faggots deserves to be purified. Preferably via blunt force trauma administered by a GIANT FUCKING HAMMER THAT'S ENGULFED IN HOLY FLAME.
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>>262812858
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>>262812858
Try playing Divinity: Dragon Commander.
The undead race is shown as very religious and devout to the gods, it's pretty original.
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>>262812858

I mean, let's be realistic. Necromancy isn't exactly fully resurrecting these beings, with full consciousness and whatnot. The dead are being raised into a state of un-life, their forms twisted into hideous parodies of their former selves, morphed to suit the Necromancer's will.
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>>262813410
You're not fooling anyone, skeleton.
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>>262813410
Skeleton pls
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>>262813092
>>262813151
>>262813139


THE PALADIN DEFENSE FORCE STRIKES AGAIN.

Paladin faggots probably stuff their maces up their ass just so that they can relive the moment when they were molested by their daddies.
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>>262813410
thank mr skeltal
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You're saying that disturbing the dead and bringing them back to life to do your bidding is good.
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>>262813725
>>262813772
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>>262813410
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>>262813723

>implying that deformed isn't just another word for enhanced

You probably think that Skeletons are being held against their will.
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>>262812858
>World where magic and Gods are proven constantly that they exist and influence the world every time

>You die expecting to meet with the god you've been praising all your life

>Some asshole taints and revives you into a body of eternal suffering and having to obey the asshole that condemned you to hell

Nah, necromancers are the worst
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>>262812858
Shut up, necromancer.

We don't want you here.
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Bitch ass paladins know nothing of balance or truth
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>>262813935

>Disturbing

Nigga, they get a chance at immortality, they are allowed to chill in comfy underground tombs with other skeletons, reading books and partying all night.

As well spooking dumb peasants at night.
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>>262814078
What a terrible loss.
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>>262812858
Diablo 2
Guild Wars 1
Heroes of Might and Magic
...

Thats all i can think of
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>>262812858

And then we have developers who praise elves to no end, they are all probably hippy wannabes who stuff tree-leafes up their butts.
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I hate that in games where you CAN play as Necros, they're usually extremely underwhelming and weak

"I'm an immortal badass who can summon the dead with dark magic, but 5 hits from anything and I'm fucking dead without my skeletons"
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>>262814527
Also Arcanum, where you can raise spirits of your dead enemies just to laugh in their faces.
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It boggles the mind how much of a tool your typical paladin is. He worships a god that created him just to die. God could have made man happy and immortal but he decided to make him suffer and die. Paladin fags will defend this.
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>>262814670
>Not dying to rise up stronger than ever
>Not wanting to be a Lich

I think making pacts with demons everyday has to pay a toll on your body. They are not studying how to raise skeltals, just how to contact the death god
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>>262814168

>World where magic and Gods are proven constantly that they exist and influence the world every time


>Wanting to be governed over by some stuck-up bitchy God/Godess

>Not wanting to chill on earth and spook the shit out of people and play songs on your ribcage

Faggot.
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>>262814670
Ultima Online
Necromancer, Paladin, Bushido Melee, Warith/Vampire form rekts cunts.
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>>262814875
The point of living is to overcome difficulties and make a path in your life. Being immortal must be really boring.
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>>262814297
I'VE GOT YOUR TRUTH RIGHT HERE FAGGOT
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>>262815209
God propaganda.
God's are having fun right now and you're not invited.
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>>262815209

>Being immortal must be really boring.

Read as:

>I wouldn't know what to do with all this time on my hand and this awesome Skeletal structure.

Read a book, nigga or switch out some of your bones with dragon ones.
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If necromancy isn't bad, then why are all the gods who support or are related to it evil?
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>>262815418
This

The Gods are immortal and they just don't want you in on the fun hence why Paladins get the job of killing Necromancer bros
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>>262815418
It's common sense, not some propaganda.
>>262815506
>reading /v/
>implying you're not wasting your time
>implying you would do better with infinite time
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>>262815550

Propaganda. Every god or goddess related to death is either chill or sexy and lustfull as fuck.
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AREN'T YOU FAGGOTS FORGETTING SOMETHING?
A SKELETON CAN TELL YOU WHAT'S IT LIKE TO DIE/WHAT THE AFTERLIFE IS.
NECROMANCY ISN'T EVIL, THE GODS ARE JUST PISSED WE'RE FINALLY GETTING A LOOK AT THEIR SWEET UNDERWORLD PALACES.
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>>262815708

>reading /v/
>implying you're not wasting your time
>implying you would do better with infinite time

>Implying being a skeleton wouldn't give me more possibilities and motivation to leave this place

>Implying I wouldn't run around in swag as fuck clothes rattling my bones in shady neighbourhoods and bringing justice to the world

I'd be like the skeleton version of Batman+puns
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>>262815708
>It's common sense, not some propaganda.
You're imagining spending enternity as a man.
You should imagine spending eternity as a god.
Infinite possiblities you can explore with infinite time.

Oh, you're getting bored?
THEN MAKE YOURSELF UNBORED NIGGA, YOU'RE GOD DO WHATEVER YOU WANT.
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>>262814078
>You probably think that Skeletons are being held against their will
They are, most of the time. In some settings even, it is part of why undead are uncontrollable/mindless. The mere act of being brought back is so painful that they cannot think correctly.
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>Flesh-fags will never know the joy of switching out their bones with my skeleton bros.
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>>262816097

>The mere act of being brought back is so painful that they cannot think correctly.

You're brainwashed as fuck.
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>>262816015
Do it right now, niggah. People always make an excuse like
>if I had my own house I'd fuck a lot of girls
>if I had a car I'd fuck a lot of girls
>if I was /fit/ I'd fuck a lot of girls
But even when they meet these conditions mentally they stay the same sad fuckers with no actual will to change the situation, go out and do anything.
Step up your game, live the life you want today, not tomorrow.
Aaaaand that's why immortality is meaningless.
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>>262816443
Fool. Have you ever spoken with the dead? Called to them from this side? Pulled them from their silent rest? Do you know what it is that they feel? Pain. Pain when torn into this wakefulness, this reminder of the chaos from which they had escaped. Pain... at having to live.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-kJ-Pe0VVhY&list=UUPswLO6Jrrmg8hXY03eXHAw

You should have donated to his Kickstarter when he was still alive.
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Nanotrasen would like to remind all employees that your skeletal co-workers are a valuable part of the company.
The next employee to chop a skeleton's leg off and deep-fry it will be fired immediately. "Fried Femur" sandwiches are not an accepted part of the Nanotrasen diet.
Have a nice day.
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In the Guild Wars universe there are two forms of raising the dead.

One simply takes parts of the dead and animates them magically.
The other resurrects a dead body and shackles the soul to the caster's will.

The first one is generally accepted, although not everyone enjoys the sight, while the second form in considered monstrous.

Animating an entire body to the point where it's still recognizable is also frowned upon as it is disrespectful to the deceased's family.
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>>262817179
Correction. Guild Wars 1. Guild Wars 2 doesn't really give a fuck about you being a necromancy nor is there any lore as to why they were able to live forever when in GW 1, Verata spend most of his time trying to make his minion last forever. Oh and GW 2 has 2 marysues as nercomancer that never use their minion power until the plot demand them for some reason and forget about it after that event happen.
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>>262816248
skigga thats gay as shit
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>>262813814
And the Edgy 2Dark Task Force of Skellington is a hell of a lot less gay, right?
>spoiler
>it's not
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>>262815506
>switch out some of your bones with dragon ones
until you eventually become a skeletal dragon
like the ship of theseus

>worldspanning quest to murder enough dragons to gather the bones to become a dragon yourself
would play this
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>Oblivion
>Steal souls by putting them into stones
>Forge shit by destroying the stones to get enchantments
>Have to refill the enchantments with MORE immortal souls
>Sold at ye local supermarket

There's like only one guy in the entire game that has a problem with this.
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