Alright you motherfuckers, this is a stick up, gimme all your goddamn Vita games or i'm gonna shank you!
i hope youre not implying what i think youre implying
*teleports your teleport behind your teleport*
*teleports while your teleport teleports*
Look at this fucking new kid.
Look, and laugh.
>first one to pull out the dragon dildo wins
>MFW I have a weeb katana and wanted to bull some tongue-in-cheek bullshit like *turns into a log when you strike and appears behind you* "Heh, nothin personal kid."
>No digital camera
>tfw no job
>tfw no vita for danganronpa
>tfw no 3ds for animal crossing, ace atourney and fun games
>tfw no wiiu for smash and nintendo kart
>tfw no PS4 for
Well at least I have mount and blade
>not having a gun by your toilet in case the shit goblins finally come to steal your ass candy
I just went to get my 1911 to jump in and realized it's missing.
>needing a gun to defend yourself
No anon, you're the pussy
Prepare for my Nippon plastic!
>Implying those pussy-ass weapons mean shit
Fear the real killer
My weapon works as a weapon AND a double dildo! TOP THAT!
You can also find this beefy motherfucker there.
Everyone just stand the fuck back! I'm charging up a fireball.
oi you tit-wanking hooligan cunt i'm going to batter you up and grill you
I really hope that this is just one guy samefagging and he has a shitload of weapons
You wouldn't want to burn our little friend here now would you?"
This wasn't made to be used as a weapon, but it damn well could be.
Don't make me cut you EMT style.
i'll take my chances!
I swear to fuck I'll give you all the clamps
exactly, which is why I have shit loads of games on my vita
Tho I never play FF, so I'm replacing that with GTA Chinatown right now
Thats what my Phone's DS Emulator is for
Isn't this the graphic artist who posts in every battlestation thread with his desk filled with his dildos?
>Tfw you'll never pound his loose ass
I hope you came prepared for a double battle
>max payne will never drill your virgin asshole
>tfw they no longer sell vanilla coke in my country
How horrible, its the only soda worth drinking.
It's okay, anon. I could pretend to be Sam Lake.
Just for you <3
Holy fuck, man. I don't care this is from /k/, that's some serious shit.
joke's on you I'll use the plank full of pins as a dildo somehow
I don't want to do this, but you're leaving me with no other option.
Since the flight of a lifetime I've been "busy".
Fuck it. I give up.
Here, take them all.
we're fucking dead kiddos ;_;
Fuck you no, NO we are not having this shit again. You arent even a trap
0/10 try harder fag
In the name of her majesty, Queen Elizabeth II, I order this faggotry to cease at once!
Let's make a Spore Spirit Bomb to cleanse this thread.
Post your Spore and add your energy to Goku's
>he thinks he honks
This took too fucking long to get from my camera to computer.
Que? Vem tribo?
10000000x folded nippon steel can cut through anything
sit the fuck down
>tfw IBS and can't fuck myself with a dildo
Okay okay okay, How bout we discuss this over a drink?
A few years back Toys R Us had this bugged online sale making cheap items free. I had 7 of them but I let my Mom borrow them for a few weeks and apparently 2of her co-workers took souvenirs. Needless to say I have not spoken to her since.
You just brought a knife to a gunfight kid
Not really that great, lots of family issues.
Wish some new good vidya came out though, the only decent game I've been enjoying has been Dead Rising 3.
I also got Destiny, what a piece of fucking shit. Wish I never wasted money on it.
Not so fast mother fucker Super 17 ti the rescue
I used to look at it to check my PC's specs against the falconguide to get an idea of when my specs were worse than "Destitute" because that would mean it was time to upgrade.
That happened a long time ago, and I never got around to deleting the bookmark.
Camera. HTC One is a really nice phone, but the camera leaves a bit to be desired.
>needing that much space for bookmarks
The person I replied to.
Magic? You want to get magical? Fine by me. You only brought this onto yourself.
RING OF WISHES, GO.
It makes me wonder if anyone has ever accidentally shot their monitors in one of these threads.
Cool, in fact soo cool, that im gonna rob you for them, give em up. nothing personnel
>A Steampunk's Guide To Sex
Where's the pdf?
Pssh. you kids got NOTHIN on me
at least TRY to keep this vidya related
BY THE POWERS OF NAUGHTINESS, I COMMAND THAT THIS PARTICULAR DROP OF HOT SAUCE TO BE REALLY, REALLY, HOT.
>Alright you motherfuckers, this is a stick up, gimme all your goddamn Vita games or i'm gonna shank you!
I guess we are already dead.
Go and get a laptop you scrub and play PC game on the go.
Fucking casual with a puny ass knife.
Of course not! I'm going to wish him out of existence!
Hela. A Heroclix figure.
*teleports behind you and burns you fire ninpo*
I can't find the game proper. I hope this works.
I CAN'T DEAL WITH THIS ANYMORE! HERE! TAKE IT AND LEAVE ME ALONE
How about you back the fuck off????????????
>Except the dildos
You've never been on k, you expect the dildos over there.
>Wanted to threaten him with my nintedium Chip'n'Dales NES Cartridge.
>It's 2am for me had to turn on the lights
>Lightbulb burns out and power goes out in my house
Fuck you, vita games aren't worth this shit.
Things are starting to get
Only not if you are of coward American western tiny baby! In Motherland tiny baby are of fire glorious Mosin all of the times! Force of shot alone is enough to make baby be of losing baby teeth and growings of new one!
You bet your candy ass I do
Bought it off the steam marketplace for $250 so you bet it's real
>not paying out for the real man's toy
i've activated it
just remember, you guys made me do this
YOU FUCKERS STOP THE FAGGOTRY RIGHT NOW OR 'ILL BE OBLIGATED TO USE HEAVY FORCE
Edgyest thread of the day
Whatcha gonna do with those weapons? Think you are tough?
If only you didn't live in a place full of niggers you wouldn't need them