What's the shittiest game you've ever played that you still enjoyed in a non-ironic manner?
Treasure Master. It actually put a love in my heart for shitty video games, and my entire existence has become a journey to ironically enjoy every shitty video game from the past.
I've started to enjoy it unironically
Resident Evil, the original PSX version. It was terrible in almost every way, but it was the vidya equivalent of a dumb, gory B-movie and it holds a special place in my heart.
Isn't it obvious? Hyperdimension Neptunia. I even bought the limited edition for Mk2 and V. It's a shit game, I hated it so much I actually turned on my computer and have it a 0 on Metacritic. But I need it. I need it to remind myself that I have standards.
I stopped playing TF2 when it started getting overloaded with hats and rediculous weapons that didn't fit the aesthetics.
Makes me a little sad that the makers put so much effort into making each class easy to recognise at a glance and all having unique weapon sets so that glance was all you needed to know what nearby enemies could do, only for them to throw all that in the bin.
After Akiyama's bit it gets pretty fun.
There's a shit ton wrong with it mechanically, no semblance of balance and just fuck the 2nd to last Paragon mission, because while it's doable it's such a pain.
And even with all that I still liked the concept of the villains as an assortment of freaks (fault zone is a qt), thought the collectibles were a cool way to promote replayability while fleshing out the world at the same time, plus gave you ultimate comic 1st issue previews, and you got to axe the heroes in systematic fashion as the story continued which I thought was pretty cool. Hell, just a year ago I learned there are actually finishing moves in this game, and I'm pretty sure this is the last time Wolverine's 90's animated series voice actor portrayed him.
Hats ruined the LOOK of the game.
The bukkake of custom weapons fucked with the gameplay and the clean nature.
Most of the "balance issues" only cropped up in clan play and fuck playing a game like TF2 that seriously.
Crysis 2 seemed to go in the right direction in my opinion, and the book that's more like a debriefing of the game was pretty good and some fun techno-organic babble that made it a fun read. Fuck 3 for shitting on the story and also killing Alcatraz off because of Prophet.
This is one of the laggiest games I've ever played, and features a bunch of asians with bad canary-yellow hair-dye jobs as a result of Agetec's localization turning all the Japanese characters into Aryans.
But good lord, this game is hilarious.
I can steal hats from chefs instead of saving them from falling off bridges, and rub oil all over teachers stuck under pianos.
Shit's great. Absolutely great.
Bullet Witch. The voice acting was great and I really liked the setting and the idea and everything. It feels like Bayonetta is the same character but in some kind of alternative universe.
Now that I think about it I really want to play it again. It really is fucking terrible gameplay wise though.
i can't enjoy shit games. i do like some mediocre games like Quantum of Solace for the 360/PS3. game used the COD engine. really short game but i think it's really fun if you find it in a bargain bin.
I really liked this one too.
>MFW you can play as a girl who gets bullied by other girls.
Dark Souls 2. It has some of the worst enemy placement I've ever seen.
Holy Magic Century (Quest 64 for the yanks).
For some reason I played the absolute shit out of this game despite how terrible it's reputation is.
There was some arcade game, it was so shit you have no idea...
I don't remember the name, but the gameplay was horrible, the animations were horrible, the art was horrible, the sound was horrible.... But the story was so much shit that you just couldn't avoid finding it funny.
At first it's a common beat'em up and you go around kicking asses and all... Then out of nowhere the first boss appears and asks to be your friend, and then the protagonist goes:
> "BUT YOU'RE THE GUY WHO..."
> "Yes! But now I want to be your ally!"
And then they decide to do this with every fucking boss. But the best part is always:
> "BUT YOU'RE THE MAN/GIRL/WOMAN/GUY WHO..."