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>Bioshock Infinite
>it has a finite amount of data
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>godzilla unleashed
>you still control him
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>Bad Company
It's made by EA
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>minecraft
>you can't craft mines
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>Red Dead Redemption
The game was in every color.
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>>262405652
nigga you dumb as shit, that's like the one thing everyone does in that game
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>>262405652
is this an epic troll
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>Xcom: Enemy Unknown
>You who the enemy is
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>>262405454
Oh god dammit
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>Final Fantasy
>Has 100 sequels and spinoffs

And what's the dear with airline food
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>ys
>it's in the sky
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>>262406298
Not at the beginning of the game unless you had it spoiled for you.

The enemy is aliens.
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>Halo: reach
>you dont reach for any halos
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>Britbong level
>Muslim chants playing in the background
sasuga yuropoors
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>Brothers in Arms
>Nobody is related
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>>262404605
>Risk of rain
>Precipitation not of high risk
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>Bayonetta
>none of her guns have bayonets
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>silent hill
>theres no hills that are silent
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>legend of Zelda: majoras mask
>legend isn't about Zelda at all
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>>262407096
all of the hills are silent
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>Transistor
>Where are the circuit components
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>pokemon
>you don't poke moms
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>>262407184
no u
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>Perfect Dark
>Environments are pretty bright and the game has flaws
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>>262407307
>pocket monsters
>only a few of them can fit in your pocket
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>>262407379
>goldeneye
>noone has golden eyes
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>mother 3
>your mother is dead
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>Five Nights at Freddy's
>There are seven nights
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>Grand theft auto
you dont even steal any cars
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>>262407497

>developer's name is Rare
>actually sells a lot of games
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>watch dogs
>there are no dogs to be watched
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>>262407769
Fucking idiot, I stole a few hundred cars.
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>metro 2033
>takes place in 2033
>takes place in a metro system in a metropolis
Feels good.

>Metro: Last Light
>takes place in a metro system in a metropolis
>The last light is the canon ending of you dying
Why are Ukrainians so good at naming games?
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>Skyrim
>No celestial salad tossing before I modded it
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>destiny
>nothing is predetermined
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>Dragon Age Inquisition
>You don't do any inquisiting
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>>262404605

>Devil may cry
>Not a single devil cry
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>DeusEx
>No sex
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>Guild Wars 2
>No guild vs guild
How could you even fuck this up?
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>Door to Phantomile
>You don't enter through a door
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>>262408035
its determined to be shit
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>>262408043
Well it said he MAY cry. It wasn't guaranteed.
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>100% Orange Juice
>There is only pudding
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>War Thunder
>You are not in any kind of war with Thunder

>>262407769
Thats literally the most common thing to do in the game
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>>262407856
you sir are clearly playing "teh game wrong"
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>>262408043
>may
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>world of warcraft
>no profession allows you to craft war
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>>262408176
lol
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>Modern Warfare 3
>takes place in 2016
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>>262408178
There are cookies too, but still no juice.
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>>262408070
>Skyrim: Dragonborn
>No dragons

Yep
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>>262408196
lol atleast you didnt fall for it as bad as the other retard
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>Planetside
>The planets have no sides
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>>262408043
>Devil Never Cry
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>F.E.A.R
>The game isn't scary
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>Medal of Honor: Airborne
>no witnessing a medal of honor being awarded
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>Metal slug
>You are a human and you are not made of metal
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>>262408035
>>262408172
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKK
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>>262408295
>world of warcraft
>you can use a portal to go to a second, separate world
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>>262408543
u wot m8? that ladder part is 4spooky2me
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>Game Boy Color
>comes in multiple colors instead of just one
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>Xbox one
>Not the first Xbox

>Play Station 4
>[spoilers]No ga-ee-a-ames[/spoilers]
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>Killing Floor
How fucking old is this one eh?
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>>262408295
>world of warcraft
>takes place in alternate universe which has a different past than in previous Warcraft games
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>>262408654
>the crusade wasn't burning
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>>262408172
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>>262408787
go play metal gear solid v before 2016. oh wait you dont even have ground zeroes on ur wii-u/pc mustard
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>>262408654
But does that world have warcraft?
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>Dead Space
>The space is quite lively
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>Bioshock Infinite
>Its in the air
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>Couter Strike: Source
>No source of striking counters
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>>262408930
enjoy you're knack =^]
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>>262408930
Fuck off, shitposter
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>>262408787
Can somebody explain the "no games" thing to me?
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>>262405454

I like you.
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>>262409167
No.
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>Dark souls
>Souls are white or yellow orbs
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People always criticize Killing Floor for having an untruthful title, but the floor really can kill you. You just have to jump at it from high up.
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>>262409167
no
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>half life
>you can have full life
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>>262406628

Why do I read spoilers. Fuck everything.
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>>262409268
So it's exactly what I thought: A lot of bullshit.
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>Half-Life
>You're not half alive
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>>262409057
that shit is gay, ill be enjoying destiny and other console mutliplats/TLOU until MGS V, /v/ will make sure to spoil it for you. enjoy 6 more mario games, 2 more zelda games and rehashes of the same shit since the 80's/90's.
or the fact pc hasnt had a relevant exclusive in over 10 years. take your pic
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>>262406298
Yeah, if you play on easy and have a huge LoS and no fog of war or something.
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>>262404605
>BIOshock Infinite
>nobody is shocked by water
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>need for speed
>you aren't addicted to methamphetamines
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>>262409368
games
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>Harvest Moon
>You don't harvest moons
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>The King of Fighters
>King isn't the main character
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>>262409167

recycled meme
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>Knights of the Old Republic
>many members of the Galactic Senate are in position despite not being democratically elected to it
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>>262409497
Enjoy playing Divinity:OS on your ps4 :^)
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>>262409497
>TLOU
Here's a link to the PC crack
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lzmXbHHefMY
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>Eternal Darkness
>you can see things
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>>262409167
basically butthurt microshills, nintendrones and mustards claiming sony systems have no games because the ps3 had a slow launch with not alot of exlusives, like the ps4. even tho by the end of the generation it clearly was the winner
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>street fighter
>many of the stages feature locales that are not streets of any kind
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>Prototype
>The game is complete and released to the public
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>>262409167

It had few games of interest at release and for a while after. People started shitposting about it. Then the shitposters kept forcing it for a very long time, even after the point where it did have a decent number of games. Of course, this applies to almost any console, but PS3 in particular was singled out because shitposting about all consoles doesn't stir shit up as much, so they focused on only one.

Basically, what I'm saying is don't buy consoles near launch. Or these days, don't buy them at all.
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>>262409961
yea because taking a vacation in google earth is the exact same thing right?
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>>262410001
>not a lot of exclusives
I thought this was it but I wasn't sure. It's stupid to want a system to have exclusives.
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>Watch_Dogs
>A world literally devoid of dogs
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>>262409961
Top kek anon
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>>262409423
>>262409384
>Half Life
>not measuring the half lives of different radioactive substances
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>Call of Duty: Ghosts
>There are no spooky ghosts
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>Ground Control
>you control military units, not ground
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>>262410202

>It's stupid to want a system to have exclusives.

Microsoft agrees. That's why Ryse and DR3 are PC games now.
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>>262410176

He's saying that the game is a movie. It isn't. But it really wants to be one even during gameplay, and the gameplay is total shit as a result. Cinematic doesn't result in good gameplay.
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>deus ex: invisible war
>there are no gods over anything and you can see the war
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>>262410040

>They even made a 100% complete sequel
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>>262410361
That makes sense. I guess the half-life of Half-life is 10 hours, because that's around when Xen starts
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>Sims 4
>You can have more than 4 sims
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>Skyrim
>there is no Icelandic Skyr involved
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>>262406961
oh shit, i remember that massive chain of threads with that shitty ass crash comic. good threads man.
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>>262410542
How did TLOU do at the box office?
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>Heavy Rain
>It wasn't raining that hard
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>>262408437
but that's wrong. they have out side
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>sleeping dogs
>there are no dogs sleeping
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>>262410658
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>Black Mesa
>The mesa isn't black
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>>262410798

Maybe the raindrops were heavy but scarce.
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>Alan Wake
>you dont wake up alan
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>>262410798
a part the game was named after it was raining heavy.
rain killed the main killers brother when he was a child"
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>>262408043
actually Dante cries at the end of 3 and Lady even does a title drop right there.
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>>262408930
>>262409497
>>262410001
>>262410176
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>Waxworks
>You never get to make wax
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>>262410751
Well film piracy was the problem
The_Last_of_Us.mkv_(2013)_720p_BrRip_x264 - YIFY
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>The Last of Us
>There was clearly more people in the world
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>>262410798
Six inches of rain is enough to cause flooding in many metropolitan areas.
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>>262410927
>black mesa
>black ops are sent to the facility in the mesa
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>>262410983
Alan wake[s] up in the introduction after the dream tutorial, when they're in the ferry
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>>262410842
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>Bioshock Infinite
>Has a finite amount of water
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>Super Mario Galaxy
>you never went to a galaxy named after the main character
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>>262410927
>Black Mesa
>there are no black tables
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>Max Payne
>PAIN TO THE MAX
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>Uncharted
>you and the enemies both have a map
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>>262411306
its talking about the last humans. kind of like "the last samurai" I guess its plural
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>Sonic 3D Blast
>nothing about it is 3D, it's just isometric
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>Underhell
You're not below hell.
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>>262410890
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>Crysis
You don't play as a weeping sibling
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>>262408360
>Modern Warfare
Set in post-modern times
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>>262411306
It's showing the end of the United States obviously.
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>>262408213
>Playing GTA only for the story
Bitch please, it's a sandbox game.
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>>262412389
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>The Binding of Isaac
>Isaac never gets tied up
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>'Mortal' Kombat
>Rayden is a god
>Scorpion and Noob Saibot can't die because they're already dead
>Zombie Liu Kang
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>>262408360
>Call of Duty Ghosts
>The game doesn't have actual ghosts
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>>262408787
>[spoilers]
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>>262405454
I'm dying.
I'm dead.
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>>262410070
>we will never have another gen where every platform is at least decent
I already miss the 6th gen
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>Metal Gear Rising
>all the Metal Gears in the game fall quite easily
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>>262409167
Okay you fucking newfag.

When the PS3 launched it was expensive as fuck and for a while it didn't have any interesting games to play. You could buy a PS3 bundled with a blu-ray movie called Talladega Nights and /v/ went LOL IT'S BUNDLED WITH A MOVIE BECAUSE IT HAS NOGAEMS.

People are re-using that meme for the PS4 because it doesn't have a lot of exclusives yet.
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>>262414342
At least that makes sense for the PS3 (what kind of game system comes with a shitty movie anyway).
I still don't think exclusives matter. The performance of each game on the system matters more than what games are unique to it.
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>>262415150
because blu-ray players where still new, and expensive as fuck. it was basically cheaper to get a ps3 then a bluray. and that movie was awesome. dont talk shit about will ferrel, john c reilly and sacha baron cohen
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>Tomb Raider
>There's only like three tombs in the entire game
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>>262407096
>the hills are alive
>they actually aren't
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>Ground Zeroes
>there are no zeroes on the ground.
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>Fallout New Vegas
>It's old Vegas is a new coat of paint
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>>262408437
LAUGHED WAY TO HARD AT THIS I CHOKED ON SPIT
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>>262405454
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>>262409631
>BIO
means organic life not water numbnuts
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>name of the game is a made up word

Call me autistic but that really pisses me off
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>>262419374
All words are made up you autistic feldspar
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>>262419374

Wow, look at this fucking fradegrevx.
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>>262419374
Suck my jhilk, choke on it
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>Hitman
>You can hit both men and women, and are a man that hits, but the best way to play it is to avoid directly hitting men
>So, man/woman-hitting hitman who hits both men and women but the game known as Hitman encourages less hitting of both men and women, and instead long range hitting of both men and women who are targets of the hit
>The game was a hit, man
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>Wii Fit U
>I'm too fat for anything to fit me
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>farcry
>game is on my computer, thus not far, and I do not cry when I play it
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>>262404605
>Grand Theft Auto 5
>15th entry in the series
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>>262423693
>NHL 15 is the 22nd entry in the series
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>>262420494

you put more effort into this than most people, and I think you should be commended for that.
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>>262422641
>Farcry
>It's a Farcry from a good game
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>Wargame: Red Dragon
>No Red Dragons are involved in the gameplay
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>>262404605

>Madden NFL 25
>Released in 2014

does that mean that 10 years from now, there's going to be a Madden 25 remake?
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>>262407892
>>The last light is the canon ending of you dying
I am so much happier when I read this.
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>Supermetroid
>Metroid isn't faster than a speeding bullet nor can she outrun a train or leap over tall buildings
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>>262408974
>bioshock infinite
>the skies the LIMIT
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>Final Fantasy
>There is always another one about to be released
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>Battlefield 4
>You battle everywhere except a field
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>>262427716
1/10 bait. you are a 19 year old college freshman who works part time in a ticket booth and has weight issues. btw you are a girl.
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>>262412116 fuck lol'd
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>the last of us

>you cant go 5 feet without bumping into a bandit camp
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>the elder scrolls
>you are not an elder, you don't scroll through things
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>dark souls
>can play as a ginger, making you pale and soulless
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>>262428785
You somehow managed to get every single one of your "facts" wrong, good job, now it's my turn, you're a faggot.
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