Hello, my name is Solid Snake, but my friends call me Solid Snack. My buddy Frederick told me there's some good eats here. Post a vidya related picture, and I will eat it. Just make sure it's tasty.
I'm sorry but I cannot eat that.
this tastes... funny. Oh no... something is wrong.
WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT BANANA
WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING TO ME.
Solid snack! Have some of this, it might make you feel better.
SNACK, NO! YOU CAN'T DIE! SNACK? SNACK!?
Snake, use the survival viewer to administer the cure serum quickly.
>Post a vidya related picture, and I will eat it. Just make sure it's tasty.
You got it buddy
A SNACK TO SURPASS SOLID SNACK HIMSELF
PLEASE SNACK, EAT IT
Only the refreshing taste of Mountain Dew(tm) can save him now!
if you try and eat this whole board you're gonna get a wicked bad tummy ache
I hear it's amazing when the Purple-stuffed worm in Flap-jaw space, with the tuning fork, does a raw-blink on Hari-kiri Rock! I need scissors! 61!
Snack, it's Rye-den!
I've come back with the Taco Bell-
If this turns into a Snickers advertisement I will buy all the Snickers in the world and melt them down on my now chocolaty, caramel covered, salted peanut encrusted skin, walk across the ocean to Japan, knock on Kojima's door, and proceed to roll around his house naked, effectively coating every corner, every addition, every facet of his living space, with the delicious flavor of Snicker's.
You... you saved /v/
You are a true patriot
You have not satisfied his hunger, you have only introduced him to a new taste sensation to crave.
I GOODIVE MY CHOCOLIFE
NUT FOR HONORLICIOUS
BARUT FOR YOU
IN YUMY CHOMPTIME
THREATERE FILL BE
NO CHHOCONE CARANEKSE
IM FILL IN A DULDREAM
Crisis over. Back to shitposting, everybody.
Thank you, you've cured me. But ingesting so much.... it has augmented the foxdie. I'm dying, /v/.
This... this is good, isn't it?
TOday we'll all eat a snack to remember the perfect soldier.
RIP in Peace
Goodbye my friends, this is the end. You've all been... pretty good.
Snack... before you die, I just... wanted you to know...
BITCH BITCH FIDDLE FULTON
What if you eat the foxdie.
If you ingest the foxdie virus in your stomach acid, would it alter it enough to be completely digested within yourself, thus halting the process?
Could it work?
Please Snake, try. Try it. For us.
That's right it's Me...
It's a pleasure to speak to you after all this time.
The operation went off without a hitch.
That's right, the banana... and the snickers too.
It looks like the Mods have shifted their suspicions to the posters of /v/.
I was able to retrieve the valuable data in the aftermath.
That's right, they never expected that one of their own anonymous posters was a planted agent.
Very well, I look forward to meeting you again.... Solidus Snacks.
Wait... /v/, before I go.... o- last th- ha- to say.....
Snacking was the only thing you were good at... but at least you Snacked for what you believed in!
god rest his soul, we shall snack all day
This didn't need to happen...
LIKE A FIDDLE MOTHER FUCKERS. NOW WHERE WAS I?
I CALLED IT MOTHERFUCKERS! WE NEED TO STOP HIM!
OH JESUS NO
SHUT IT DOWN
SOMEBODY SHUT IT DOWN
IT'S OVER. V IS FINISHED.
This is it. If not even Snickers can stop him...
We have no choice. We'll have to unleash it. It's the only way.
QUICK /V/, SPAM FIDDLES
THIS IS THE ONLY WAY TO STOP THIS BEAT
You're right. I didn't want to have to do this, but I see there's no other way...
GABEN, YOU'RE UP
He's eating /V/ guys!
He's taking down the super cyberterrorist hacker menace!
Freddy is an imposter.
Did you forget about me?
oh my god for the first time in my 7 years on this fucking board i laughed for so long and so hard that i cried a fucking puddle on the ground
I guess you could say they're
There will be no survivors
>Freddy set up the trap all along to eat Snack
nobody can win
this is how the world ends
DON'T YOU GIVE UP NOW SNACK!
It's over /v/. In order to save, we had to fuse. Behold, my final form.
SOLID FREDERICK. I'm afraid I'm neither Solid Snack nor Frederick anymore. But something more.