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>Little girls carry around cardboard tube rocket launchers and make finger-gun shooting gestures
>They get "killed", they fall to the floor, making fake death sounds, before they quickly run back to the respawn point
>Cute girl voice acting, Japanese or English audio
>Battlegrounds are Japanese households, playgrounds, parks, big from the viewpoint of a child
>Customizable outfits and looks, all third-person
>Classic game modes such as Capture the Pantsu and King of the Kotatsu
>Juggernaut mode where you ride on the shoulders of your onii-chan
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>>262103581
PLEASE NO I HAVE NO MONEY LEFT
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I remember the thread where this was all posted.

I still have it bookmarked.
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>>262103581
Nah
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I'd play it.
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>>262103581
guys GUYS this already exists, only they are small robo-hybrids.
don't remember the name, though but it was an indie Japanese game from around 2007
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>>262103581
I've already got it in my list of shit to make
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>>262103814
Link please
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Sounds like splatoon.
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>>262105629
Splatoon and Bullet Girls would do OP quite nicely, I think.
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>>262103581
Still just a bad FPS unless it gets actual levels and puzzle solving that made old FPS games great
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>>262106285
>puzzle solving that made old FPS games great
what
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>>262103581
>You will never play this game
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>>262103581
>>262103759
Post more sweaters
please
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>>262103581
Needs a lewd mode too.
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>>262103581
Splatoon is the closest you're gonna get.

And it's gonna be fucking glorious.
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>>262106285
>FPS
OP clearly states third-person
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>>262105117
I vaguely remember this. IIRC, it was like Toy Story, but with Japanese figma shit so everyone was animu girls or toy robots.
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>>262103581
Why is nobody making this yet
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>>262103759
Worst burnwaifu.
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>>262106940
Your picture is related I assume?
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>>262109247
Balalaika = Nice >>>x infinity Katana Shitjews
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>>262109501
I like it. She sure gets a lot of calls.
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>>262109898
Because Russia is constantly blowing her up
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Cute girls re-enacting WW2 when?
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>>262103581
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>>262112560
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>>262112560
That would just pave the way for Call of Friendship: Modern Waifufare
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>>262112560
>>262113416
Honest to God, I want a game like this so bad, I sometimes consider trying to make it myself. The only thing stopping me is I don't want to make it terrible by accident somehow.
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>>262113416
>>262113674
>>262113687
Then this happens.
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>>262113759
>Girls are supposed to get pretend killed before running back to base
>Somewhere along the lines, someone actually dies
>Plot of the game is finding out who committed the crime
>Find out it's a third party with their own army
>Loli WW2 happens for real.

I'd play the shit out of it.
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>>262113935
Was it worth it in the end? Was this what you wanted? The blood of these lolis will always be on your hands.

You're gonna carry that weight.
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>>262114170
>that emotional weight
>having to participate in such a horror ridden scenario
>winning, but at what cost?
That's what would make the game a masterpiece.
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>>262114281
>single player ends with the MC as a Christmas Cake baking cookies for the next generation of loli soldiers, a haunted hollow look in her eyes every time as she watches them pretend to shoot each other while she still wears that false smile
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gFnCwVqbWs starts playing
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>>262106727
Shame most of the threads about it got cancerous as all fuck
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>>262114645
That's /v/ for ya. Or lolifags, rather.

They can't let anything be innocent fun without trying to make everything creepy and weird for everyone.
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>>262114806
Hey normalfag.
Fuck off.
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>>262114524
>this entire post
You can't tell me this isn't a masterpiece in the making. The fun and joy of playing as cute loli girls playing pretend war suddenly skyrockets into a huge conflict filled with victories, losses, and everything in between.
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>>262103581
Clothes don't work like that
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>>262115148
No Fun Nancy over here.
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>>262114892
It's less about normalfaggotry and more about lolifags being just as obnoxious as furfags when it comes to derailing threads and demanding porn.
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>>262103581
>Juggernaut mode where you ride on the shoulders of your onii-chan

FUCK THAT
LOLI TOTEM POLE
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>>262114524
>Due to the world being Post WW2, all the loli girls have helmets or other assorted uniform items that are too big for them
>To them it's all pretend and dress up
>To the MC watching, it's all a re-enactment.

I'm not a man to resort to begging, but I mean it when I say I desperately want this game.
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>third-person
How am I meant to pretend to be the little girl with third-person?
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>>262115649
Better yet, how about just go Battlefront with it and give us the option?
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>>262112560
>IS-3
>WW2
>implying it was deployed in manchuria in WW2
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>>262103581
>>262112560
>>262113935
>>262114281
>>262114524
>>262115569

Gentlemen, how do we join forces and make this game happen?
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>>262115886
fite me nerd
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>>262116004
Well, first someone has to learn programming
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>>262116303
Maybe next time
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>>262116303
I got a buddy of mine who's going to school for programming, and he's wanted to do game design all his life. Only issue is he'd probably laugh at this idea, but he could still be reasoned with.
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>>262116004
>>262116303
>>262116496
>>262116497
Just imagine sjw's faces when this got released
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>>262116497
Do it. Talk to him and try to make him understand what a hero he would be.
>>262116670
>propaganda posters like this pop up in the game when the real war starts.
>>262116673
Fuck them, we're not even thinking about them, and we will ignore their cries when this gets released.
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>>262116673
Who cares, it's not a porn game we're thinking of.
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>>262116673
>SJWs get upset over a game where little girls from their youth are trained up to fight wars better than most men

They actually are stupid enough for this happen.
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>>262116303
C++ Dev here with a background in games.

I can't do art for shit though.
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>>262116812
>mfw this game is suddenly a possibility.
Please anon, talk to your friend. Make this happen.
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>>262116303
I wonder how hard it is to become a self taught programmer with all the books and shit available on the internet
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>no loli russian war game
>you will never hear cute little girls screaming URAAA at the top of their lungs while charging at the enemy
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As >>262113759, >>262114170, and >>262114524, I actually find the idea of grimderping the fuck out of an innocent idea like this pretty fucking retarded and was just joking around, but power to you if that kind of stuff actually motivates you into making something.

I think it would be funny if after the whole "real war" shit goes down, it turns out that is just an extended and extremely meta game of pretend, with the end sequence with the PTSD christmas cake veteran ending with all of her "dead" squadmates showing back up with other refreshments for the new little uns and reminiscing about the old days.
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>>262103581
>>262112560
>>262113416
>>262113935
>>262115569
>>262116670
>>262117185

>Two different factions, both with little girls who play war and have fun
>When the little girl dies, both factions assume its the other at first
>Investigations occur from the older sisters and they find out about the third party
>Eventually both factions put aside their differences and go to war

Please for the love of God, make this game fucking happen.
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>>262105117
>>262106847
MicroVolts
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>>262117285
>that spoiler
>third party ends up being an older brother trying to ruin the fun.
>find out the entire battlefield is actually just a very large house.
>you find sock balls used for ammo and cushions and pillows used for forts all over the place.
>final image is of all the girls getting tired and falling asleep for a nap
That would be the icing on the cake. You go through this whole emotional ride, and then find out it was all pretend, and you've just experienced playing pretend as intensely as a kid does.

Fucking genius, this right here guys. This is it. We have to make this game happen.
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>mfw this entire thread.
You beautiful bastards, there's hope for /v/ yet.
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>>262117417
I played that for a while. Was actually kind of fun.
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>>262117620
Is it bad that I actually sort of felt like crying at such a beautiful idea such as this?

Am I a faggot?
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>>262114806
>>262115375
why can't people just be patient and wait for the porn to roll in?
as much as I love unforgivable, deviant pornography, it's unseemly to act in the manner you've described.
that sort of childishness spoils a community for everyone.
we've all seen it happen, after all...
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>>262117806
We have this exact thread, like, weekly.
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>>262117965
I didn't know that, I'm not usually on /v/ this late. I'm working DIT on a film set and they're late getting me the footage I need to work, so I'm lurking.

Normally at this time I'm asleep or playing vidya.
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>>262117925
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Jesus christ you people are fucking faggots
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WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE ALLIES YOU MANIAC
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>>262116673
>>262116303
>>262116004
Please, for the love of god, lurk more or get back to reddit. Preferably both.
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>Loli Ops: The Line
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>>262118054
that said, I am excited for splatoon. as odd as it might sound, I hope there's a large mainstream community and that it catches on outside of a niche. that'd keep the autism relegated to a safe distance. even if I rely on their porn, I still don't want to speak to, or play with them. I really don't want this shit to go sonic tier. I see the potential for great horror or great success, and nothing in between
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>>262118112
I should have guessed you faggots would come on here before school starts for the day.
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>>262116303
>tfw talented programmer
>can't make cool shit all day cause I have to pay the bills and work for the man
>try to do cool shit in time off but never have enough time, or get burnt out

Life is suffering.
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>>262118575
Shit anime. Worse than disappointment.
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>>262118764
If you're serious about making the game we've been discussing, I would support you in a Kickstarter, not even joking.
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>>262118816
At least the other airshit anime is good.
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>>262118861
Nothing would make me happier anon, but I really can't take the risk, if it didn't pan out I'd be homeless.

And nobody employs a homeless programmer.
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>>262119047
I understand Anon.... but what about the people? What about the joy of living life on the edge, taking a huge risk, doing it for the people, and winning in the end?
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>>262119141
This right here. This is the baseplate for our game. We have this thread, we have pic related. Please can we fucking make this game?
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What if there were boss characters

The kind of kids that went "NUH-UH, YOU MISSED, BESIDES, I HAVE AN ULTRA FORCEFIELD"
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>>262119130
It's offset by the fear of having to give handjobs behind a dumpster to survive if I fuck up.

All my family are dead so I really have no safety net. I'm not kidding when I say I'd be homeless.
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Chinese Nekohats.
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>>262119294
I'd take you in.
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>>262119225

Unless you have a team of skilled programmers and artists hiding under your bathrobe the answer is no.
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>>262112560

Counterpoint:

This will never happen, because nobody wants to press down on the intestines of a little girl as she goes into shock and starts screaming for her mama before she bleeds out and dies.
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Dessert division.
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Guys I'm actually creating a word document with all these ideas saved in a powerpoint format, which I will then save and someday make.

I promise guys, it'll happen someday.
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>>262119424
Someone didn't read the entire thread.
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>>262113674

Why weren't they renamed "Jane"
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>>262119441
>dessert division
What happened to my Afrika Korps?
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>>262119558

I did. I am also a soldier.

I hate war games.
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>>262119441
>dessert
oh boy
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No I do not like this idea.
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>>262119668
>Implying you wouldn't play a game as your daughterfu having a massive pretend war via pillow forts and sock ammo before eating and going down for a nap with her friends.
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>be programmer
>know how retarded this shit sounds

just go and reskin some fps duh
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>there will never be a coop tank game where you play as lolis and have to coordinate fluidly to survive
>you will never ride an M3Lee with 5 other anons screaming at the top of their lungs as a shell penetrates the sides
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Where's the pictures of cute little girls with their legs blown off? Huh?

The closet-nazi Japanese artists that fetishize war like this piss me off.
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In space.
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>>262120149
>what is world of tanks
>what is red orchestra
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>>262119424
>>262119668
>>262119760
>>262120280
armyfag pls go
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>>262120337
RO?
I'm thinking more of Arma but it has no little girls in it.
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>>262117912
No anon, you just have good taste and probably a very lonely childhood
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>>262119441
>baking eggs on the tank armor implies it's hot as iron
>girl in the tank top hugs the barrel
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omg so kawaii *gigglesquee*
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>>262120816
delete this
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>>262103581
It'd have to be 2d. You've seen 3d animu's, it always looks bad. 2d wouldnt.
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>>262120816
That is pretty cute.
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Child soldiers?

What a rad idea!

Thank kami Japan-sama-san-chan is saving us from those evil feminists!
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>>262120816
>niggers
>people

>>262121098
>sandniggers
>people
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Tanks > Planes > Ships > Subs
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>>262120816
KOJIMAAAA
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>>262120927
>You've seen 3d animu's, it always looks bad
BRS had GOAT 3DCG fight scenes.
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>>262103581
that shit is gay
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>>262121265

>your waifu
>real

>you
>not an autistic white kid that saves anime reaction images
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>>262121287
That is how this looks from a child's point of view
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>>262121446
>me
>white
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>>262121265
RUDE!
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>>262121265
I'm a sandnigger.
I guess I'm as real as my waifu.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=snffdRpCGpY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCtBhOvmDvM

Fucking pedophiles man
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>>262103581
My god, it's been a while since I've last read this.
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>>262121561
Now you're getting it, you degenerate illusion of mine.
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>>262121638
pls no ;-;
I learned English and forgot Sandgibberish for you anon-kun.
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>>262121693
Everything will be daijoubu, sandnigger-chan!
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>>262121526

Are you capable of even seeing my side of this argument without modifying it into a thought terminating cliché that suits your own conclusions?
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>>262103581
>new game mode: Loli Pantsu Protection Squad
>team 1 spawns in Nee-chans room
>team 2 spawns outside the house, in a treehouse
>team 2 has to enter the house, reach Nee-chans room, and quickly steal the holy pantsu from her laundry basket
>team 1 has to guard Nee-chan and her holy pantsu without angering/annoying her.
>if team 2 gets spotted by Nee-chan she will try to take her pantsu back. If she catches you she gives you a spanking and send you to play outside. ( temporary time-out )
>if team 1 "camps" her room too much, Nee-chan will get annoyed and go take a shower. The first pantsu is unprotected now, and team 2 can choose to take the freshly dropped bathroom pantsu instead.

>optional mode featuring Onii-chan instead
>steal his boxers without him spotting you
>he blushes while spanking you
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>>262121821
Assumptions are arguments now?
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>>262121810
Make it quick, unlike what my sandnigger ancestors would have done.
Atleast I'm a Kurd, not one of those fucking disgusting Arabs that don't beat their meat as a hobby but instead beat their wives
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>>262120816
>>262121098
>there are children being exploited in the world
>that means you can't have little girls in your game
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>>262122002
>not being pro wife beating
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>>262122141
Now you're getting it
Also you're going to have to stop watching anime because it teaches you that women are weak willled and obedient but also independent and capable and we can't allow that
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>>262114524
Have anyone of your watched the Kino no Tabi anime series?

This reminds me of the episode involving those two nations who "go to war" which involves a competition to see how many people from the the neighboring poor nations they can slaughter with their advanced technology, and they treat it like a national game.


This is all getting very dark.
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>>262122289
I didn't even know people care enough about that sort of thing
Which league do you think I'd be in with only 3 years experience? Probably platinum, right?
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>>262121841
Worth 60$
Seriously, this is better planned than most fps, and it's even innovative
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>>262122289
>not wanting your wife to beat your meat
Also, Arabs had to ruin it for everyone in Ireland and England, causing a change in meats in Subway. I'm not Muslim (parents are) and I fucking love the Spicy Italian but nooooo, just because some fucking Arab got pissed off at the fact it's not fucking halal, he has to ruin it for everyone.
And the Arab women, dear god, why the fuck must they wear burkas in countries that isn't Arabic, it's like they never heard of ''when in Rome, do as the Romans do''.
How the fuck am I meant to know if there's no C4 under there, or if it's actually a guy with a gun?
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>>262121901

So you're saying that you don't even have an argument?

The artists that make these drawings, the-- anthropomorphic images of ships and planes too-- dovetail with Japan's radical right. A group that actively utilizes your beloved anime and video games as a tool to push militarism. They want a future where Japan makes wars of aggression again.

If you're confused by any of this, you're probably not aware of these images' cultural context. You might just say "it's just pictures brah" but that's what they want you to feel. It's a normalization of war by making it cute.
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>>262122376
>Have anyone of your watched the Kino no Tabi anime series?
My waifu's Kino, so yeah.
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>>262112560
Valkyria Chronicles is probably the closest I know.
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>>262122357
>>262122141

Cool strawman
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>>262122783
SJW pls go
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>>262119668
I've worked in a hospital ER. You army babies think you've seen even remotely how brutal people can be to each other?


Fuck off.
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>>262122636
noam chomsky blows horse weiners
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>>262122587
>How the fuck am I meant to know if there's no C4 under there, or if it's actually a guy with a gun?
That's the point. It's taqiyya
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>>262122636
I draw pictures like that and I'm French.
Tu va faire quoi banane?
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>>262103581
and then you find a real gun and start brutally murdering your friends and it becomes an elimination game
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>>262121098
Ayyy lmao
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>>262121098
So you're against games involving people killing each other as well?


You wouldn't want to be a complete fucking hypocrite, is all.
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>>262122818

I'm not calling for censorship or telling you to stop enjoying your Chinese cartoons, anon. I'm telling you that this particular genre has creepy militant undertones.
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>>262114170
wrong fucking war. GG artist
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>>262122840

That's cute.

Now try emptying bedpans while people are shooting at you.
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>>262123083
>creepy

why do people treat this as a serious complaint
it's just someone saying that they're uncomfortable
it's like saying "I'm offended", but pretending it's an objective thing
it's just a whine
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>>262123209
>Now try emptying bedpans while people are shooting at you.

How many western soliders have been killed in the middle east over the past few years?

Now how many people have been shot and stabbed to death on the streets of America in the same time?
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>>262122906

???????????????????www
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>>262123083
>I'm telling you that this particular genre has creepy militant undertones.

It's a video game. You don't like it, you don't be apart of it. CoD games have a creepy militant undertone. Every single fucking JRPG has a creepy hero with everything in their way as being pure evil, undertone.


Video games.
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>>262121098
>>262120816
I want retards that in ironically spew Reddit/Tumblr-tier logic to go.
Now.
And fucking stay go.
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>>262123318

Way to cannibalize the thoughts of someone cleverer and funnier than yourself. Unfortunately, it doesn't work in this context.
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>>262122897
How the fuck does a guy dressed in a Burka or a woman having C4 to kill herself count as a lie for safety?

It's only gonna complicate more things, next thing you know, trapping and traps in general are banned in multiple countries because one instance all because someone was fucking wearing a burka.

I just want to live America to go full invasion on Arabia in general. Hopefully ISIS will fucking redpill them all about Arabs and then I can enjoy my life without those Arab degenerates looking around being disgusting.
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I'd play it.
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soldierfag what the fuck is wrong with you
stop having ptsds all over my lolis
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>>262123560

I've probably been on 4chan since you were in gradeschool. And I've personally had the misfortune of speaking with some individuals who produce this kind of art for the malicious purposes I've outlined above.

I'm gonna tell you some stuff, and you're gonna hate me and shit on me for it. But I'm gonna tell you it anyway.
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>>262123560
I swear, something is different with /v/ today. It's shittier than the usual pile of shit you deal with
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>>262123508

I'm not telling you to stop liking it.

I'm telling you of its origins.
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>>262123873
a dark knight...
DUN
DUN
DUN
DUN DUN DUN
directed by christopher nolan
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I want armyfag to go and stay go
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>>262123962
Recent SJW bullshit made loads of people hear about 4chan.
This is the result, enjoy your stay.
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>>262123350

How many kids did your coworkers shoot in that span of time?
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>>262123873
Not that guy, but I was posting on SA alongside moot, I just want to call you a massive full blown dick gurgling faggot, thank you for listening.
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>>262124075

I just said I've been here since 2004.

Stop trying to deflect.
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>>262122552
If /v/ could turn this thread into a game I'd be so happy.

More ideas:
>game mode: Sleepover Loli Monster
>Girls vs Monster
>team 1 controls the girls
>they were having a sleepover when they suddenly started hearing scary noises
>they must hunt down the monster and capture/defeat it
>limited visibility with a variety of flashlights
>special weapons like teddybears to increase bravery and give a temporary stat boost
>player x controls the monster
>is actually onii-chan playing a prank
>variety of costumes give different skills: blanket ghost makes you clumsier but the girls wont recognize you as easily
>captured girls play along and join your team
>loli army changes based on the costume you used to capture them
>vampire loli, ghost loli, tentacle loli and more
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>>262123083
>I think it's creepy
>that means you can't have little girls in your game
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>>262124102

Thanks for your valuable opinion.
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>>262124181
You said a lot of things, without proof or sources.
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>>262103581
What bullet Girls should've been

/thread
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>>262124235

>He attacked my anime
>Time to be willfully obtuse
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>>262124209
I want a game like this, not some stupid "someone's dead FOR REAL" shit.
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>>262124209
>Gamemode: Metal Gear Loli
>Sololi Snake must defeat Foxloli Unit
>Sololi Snake gets to use Cardboard Box, Tranq Carboard Gun and CQLC (Close Quarters Loli Combat)
>Anyone tranq'd would have a 10 second wait until they get to wake up.
>4 members of team are MGS1's bosses.
>Sololi Snake has 20 minutes to take them down in a cartoony version of Shadow Moses.
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>>262124336

Well hang on, let me go scan my 4chan membership card.
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>>262123083
No fucking shit. That's the whole point, idiot.
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>>262123986
>I'm telling you of its origins.
Irrelevant, anon. This isn't a history lesson or a political movement, it's fucking vidya.

>>262124092
Unfortunately a lot of kids don't make it through emergency surgery. Having a child die in theater is a fucking world more intimate than shooting a "target" with a high powered rifle under command.
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>>262103581
>Little girls carry around real live assault weapons and explosives
>they get "killed" in horrific ways, making blood gurgling death sounds before they pass away into nothingness
>cute girl voice acting of insane ramblings from the horror that their little fragile minds can't cope with
>detailed gore and dismemberment
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>>262124816
But who would deliver unto us such a masterpiece?
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>>262124458
>your comments are making me angry
>that means you can't have little girls in your game
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>>262124960

pre-2009 Tripwire
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>>262124719

>My Bad Experienceâ„¢ is more realler and valider than your Bad Experience, which isn't really bad because I have decided it to be so

Feel free to stop.
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>>262121098
Why not? Kids love that stuff anyway

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QwrbyVaC6EU
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>>262124982

Cool CP traces.
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>>262125094
You do realize that your greentext is your entire argument in a nutshell, right?
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>>262125239
...and?

A drawing is still a drawing.
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>>262125349

You attempted it first, after which everything from me was a sarcastic mimicry of your argument.

Feel free to review the posts. I'll wait.
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>>262125239
>[pedophile accusations intensify]
>that means you can't have little girls in your game
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>>262124540
What about this:

>another game mode: Loli Supermarket Quest
>Girls in supermarket with mom
>"Girls, be sweet and get me these will I look for toilet paper."
>she hands them a shopping list...
>IT BEGINS
>both teams have to secure the items on the shopping list
>items are spread across a seemingly huge supermarket
>avoid cranky clerks
>use special weapons and vehicles (shopping karts)
>don't let mom see you turning the supermarket into a warzone or she'll send onii-chan/nee-chan to end your game
>optionally you can ask onii-chan/nee-chan to join your team!
>winners get lolipops from mom
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>>262125497

Tell it to the judge.
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>>262125619
Feel free to review the posts. I'll wait.


>>262125814
That's your argument? Okay, a drawing is still a drawing and unless they can pin me with actual CP, they can't do anything.
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>>262125814
I will, bring me the judge.
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>>262125631

You're just too smart for me.

I also want to ban good things, fun and good things that are fun.
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>>262105264
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>>262125917

Unfortunately, the burden of proof will be on you in today's legal system.

Oh, I think your post got deleted and your IP got logged. You're using a proxy, right?
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>>262103581
>Make an actual team battle mode called "Cow-a-Doodie"
>The battle ground is a farm
>The losing team members are shown in a cutscene having to poke a cowpie with their fingers
> Cue girly screaming, squealing and crying
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>>262112560
>IS-3
>WWII

post-wwii shit belongs in the garbage
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>>262126240
>Unfortunately, the burden of proof will be on you in today's legal system.

Good think we don't have a single universal legal system, right?

>Oh, I think your post got deleted
What? None of my posts have been deleted.

>and your IP got logged.
You can look up my external IP right now if you wanted to.

>You're using a proxy, right?
You do realise that 4chan has successfully filtered most proxies, right?

Are you done acting like a retard?
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>>262103581
Oh I haven't read this in a long time.
Where have you been OP?
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>>262126346
This picture would be more accurate if it was against the Nips, as IS3s were used against them just before the Fat men and Little boy got involved.
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>>262106463
wait for the next LOL thread
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To conclude: I do not advocate the censorship of your Japanese electronic tiddlywinks.

This particular type of tiddlywink, however, treads delicate cultural lines. It is also a kind of propaganda.

I just wanted you to know that. And now you do. So I'll leave now assuming you don't take it as your chance to shit on me some more, in which case I'll stick around and shit up your thread some more.

Have a nice day!
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>>262125814
>You've committed the heinous crime of posting a drawing of a little girl laughing. How do you plead?
Guilty, Your Honor.
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>>262126430

>>262124982
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>>262126657
Time to reclaim your honour through the tradition bound ritual of scrabble
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>>262119441
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>>262126657

Thanks for inviting me back!

You guys must really like me!
>>
CASTRATION

DOUBLE CASTRATION
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>>262126652
No one cares, you worthless piece of shit.
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DFC vs Cowtits Deathmatch mode when?
Alternative title: Imouto vs Onee-san

I'd play the shit out of all these games
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>>262103759

Ew fuck spoil that ugly thing
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>>262126919

>single tear

Words hurt, anon.
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>>262126990
Not as much as it'll hurt when I ram my cock up your ass.
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>>262126430
Ignore sexualy oppressed children on the internet.
Don't waste your breath on him.
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>>262127085
>Ignore sexualy oppressed children on the internet.
Only if they post nudes first.
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>>262127050

Make sure you email me afterwards, or I might not even realize it happened.
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>>262127203
You're a bastard after my own heart.
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>>262127262
t-thanks
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>>262126861
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>"Tell my Onii-san... that I lov-"

The most tragic ending in vidya history ;_;7
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>>262126652
Okay, autist.
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We back?
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>>262127517
>calling in kill streak burgs
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>>262126652
>It is also a kind of propaganda.

So every FPS released in the west ever?
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>>262127549

You keep replying. Whose the autistic one here?

After all, the topic of this discussion is a pretty suspect one, likely of attracting social deviants who may also happen to be autistic.
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>>262125143
Damn, I remember that from a thread years ago.

Thanks for reminding me.
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>>262125636
>Contributing in earnest
It's too late, Anon. The cancer has spread too far.
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>>262127820

I just want you to know something:

I'm glad I ruined your thread.

You could've engaged me on an intellectual level, but you chose this path.
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>>262127813
>You keep replying. Whose the autistic one here?
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>>262127962
Go back to your containment thread or better go back to wherever you came from
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>>262120149
Actually there's a Girls und Panzer game for the Vita.
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>>262128113
there's one for PC too, it's called panzer von world
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>>262103581
I dont get it, why would this game be fun or any different mechanics-wise from any otther FPS?
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>>262127962
>You could've engaged me on an intellectual level
>intellectual

I won't stoop to fighting an unarmed man in a battle of wits.
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>>262127584
A loli version of a german supermorier .
Where the hell are you gettin these from?
Must be some sort of internet rule.
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>>262103581
JAPAN PLEASE
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>>262128242
dude they're in high school
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>all this 3DPD
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>>262128228

Big words from a mental midgit. Who are you plagiarizing this time?
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>>262103759
first post is best post
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>>262128334
>Big words from a mental midgit
>midgit

Do I need to repeat myself?
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>>262117417
It's kinda fun but p2w ruined it.
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>>262128334
>mental midgit
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>>262128079

Keep crying' bitch nigga
>>
so what are some fun games where i can play as a QT.
Doesnt have to be anime, i havent watched anime in 2 years, i-i dont even have a waifu.
I really liked playing the last tombraider and saintsrow just cause i would get to play with QT's.
a-any suggestions?
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>>262128428

Yes, and please go get a stepladder first.

Hard to hear you up here.
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>>262128529
>QT
>tombraider
>saintsrow
>QT

Top comical.
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>>262103581
>unrealistic sweaters, drawn by incompetent artists
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>>262128529
Atelier. You play as QT girls who collect flowers and make potions with them, and sometimes fight monsters and use their remains for potions.
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>>262122002
kurds aren't sand niggers. jesus christ look what you did.
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>>262109501

Bible Black Lagoon when?
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>>262128529
Alice: MR

Not too sure about the cuteness though.
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>>262128529

Should go see a doctor about that tick.

It may be a sign of early-stage Michael J. Fox syndrome.
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>>262122141
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSYxT9GM0fQ starts playing
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>>262128894
>Tick
Anon...if you're going to act like a condescending, supercilious asshole, at least learn the fucking basics of the language you'll be doing it in.
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>tfw no loli l4d about kids trying to get back to their parents

It'd probably be shit and never be made due to kids and violence
>>
http://steamcommunity.com/app/298600
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>>262128529
Recettear/anything published by Carpe Fulgur
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>>262103581
Ive also thought about something similar to this, i dont even watch animu but would play the shit out of this, it would be great
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>>262128770
They're not? I grew up believing they were.
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since i know like half of you are from /jp/, someone post 099neds and 100neds please.
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>>262128242

Those arn't even loli come on man.
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>>262129623
>Carpe Fullashit

Paying attention to those SJW shitlords is a bad idea.
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>>262129130

What's got you so ticed off?
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>>262106285
>levels
>puzzles
>implying it wont be multiplayer deathmatch style
Op did say they would run back to spawn to respawn
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>>262129773
They're as sandnigger as indians, turks, or pakis. nort actually sandniggers, but get thrown in since they border them.
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>>262129975
also persians and egyptians aren't sandniggers, they're persians. sand niggers are exlclusively arabic
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>>262129189
That looks cool as fuck. I really wouldn't see the big deal providing you had the get out clause at the end showing everyone was playing pretend. Kids can be imaginative as fuck.
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>>262129935
I don't won't two talk about it.
Fuck off, fagut.
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>>262129975
Well, I'm still Subhuman.
>>262130185
>Sandniggers are exclusively Arabic
Fucking good.
Fuck the Arabs, fuck their shitty culture of getting wealthy over black cum, beating women instead of beating off, backwards laws and living in Sand and Rubble.

Fuck, I hope America invades them for oil.
Fuck Arabs.

Pic related: Proof I'm a subhuman
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>>262130256
You're talking about the country that forces developers to either remove kids from their games or make them invincible, you really think a game centered around beating and killing them would pass?
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>>262130528

Don't worry, I tiked off the auto-spellcorect in my androds browsre setigs so it wot hpapned angnain.
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>>262130256

Yeah, that's what I was thinking off too, make the setting some sort of sub urban 90's neighbourhood you always saw in those 90's films involving kids, give it some stupid story like if they get caught by their "zombies" they turn into one, and they have to get home to win.

It could work but you'd just have to get round the violence and make it so that it's not just "hurr fingers are guns"
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>>262103581
>that one cunt that says "I can't die, I have body armor"
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>>262125143
for a bunch of 10 year old fagniggers, thats some good camera work
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>>262131060

The video clearly wasn't made by the kids, you mongoloid
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>>262130772
>>262130692
Obviously OTT super violence with limbs flying everywhere and idiot-tier storyline, so the player gets a feeling throughout that this shit's possibly not real.

>now I've also just described RE. Fuck you Capcom. ;_;
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>>262129189
>letting them get that far up the slide
Fucking casual gamer girl leaning out the window. Throw the fucking brick, what the hell are you saving it for
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>>262128585

>mfw that other nigga didn't reply to this
>>
so, basically, this is kids-next-door-loli version set in WW2

mite be kewl
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