>buying a laptop for your child
You should play her game.
Fresh of the presses guys.
My warmup drawing for today.
I talked to deffag like 10 hours ago and he said the /m/ stuff we talked about yesterday will find its way into the game sooner than later.
Eventually we will have a small mech suit for her for every stage and some crazy big one for some bossfights or special situations.
For everyone whos interested in dev stuff the game wont be put into one file (thats why the bossfight has to load) and if you want to play offline you have to have all files on newest version in one folder (currently there are only vivtest and bossfight).
Deffag said if we guys want to make sprites for the game he uses .ai illustrator vector files because they dont make problems like png.
Hope i could give you an update
Dont know but deffag said there will be a temporary powerup for the suit like in megaman x
I dont think so
Having a mech suit (how big problem now solved with big one juat for special bossbattles) and having melee punching moves on the ground and a flykick when in the air. And walking on spikes
Nice game. Just played it, fml when I skipped the first Pipe backtracking since I remembered another one earlier. Now I'll never know what was in that first pipe.
Ridley never gets a chance anywhere, eh?Poor thing.
You are the one that's wrong. I told my mum i wanted an iphone because i was used to IOS system from my ipod. She said i should get an android "for the apps".
So she goes and gets me a windows phone, which isn't an android but she's too stupid to know that.
The moral is that you as a parent are wrong and you don't understand what you want from your electronics is different from what your kid wants.
Wow, the design is so le awesome, with how the creator has sneakily worked-in reddit's colours, the alien head thing and the upvote and downvote.
>not even a clever play wuth words or anything
>straight-up ripoff of Vivian James
Im relativly new to the game and i try to focus on summarizing ideas from these threads (not only my own) and i can do sprites and if we have more story i will make some kind of trailer for the game
Shit, is that some Pocky and Rocky reference?
I love it.
Threadly reminder that the /b/ait is the best wepon
I can spare a couple.
I just want more pictures of /v/, /vr/, and Vivian broing it up.
And the second one
Just report. spamming is against the rules.
Remember it's vidya culture, therefore it can't be reported.
Reminder that it's board culture not vidya culture and can be reported
Not him but I have yet to see a Vivian thread get deleted.
>be in high school
>don't try or study or do my homework
>still have good grades and high test scores
>parents never force me to get a job or participate in extracurricular activities because "he'll get a scholarship to college and be successful without any of that"
>get a full scholarship to college
>drop out after one year
>no money, no social skills, no useful talents
>write post about getting fucked in the ass by my stepdad
>put a mario picture in op
>suddenly it's video games
Vivianfags are all redditors and tumblrqueers who cane hrre for Zoe and made a shitty waifu
I'm sorry I can't post more since I'm actually playing the game right now. I've found quite a lot.
It would be a lot easier for me if someone had devguy's contacts, I'd keep him updated in pools.
-Entering the boss room suddenly restores your HP back to max
-Weird glitch that needs fixing: When the robot throws a straight with its left, jump, but not to get on top of the arm
yet rather to get hit by it when it extends, right before it hits, or as soon as it hits, take out the pause menu, and
exit the pause menu. Vivian is now for some reason in front of the boss' face. I've found a thing or two more regarding
this boss' straight punch so this calls for exploring glitches around here further
-I'm glad Vivian has two batteries now but I hope he realizes how overpowering this is for just the tutorial world
-Pause menu doesn't stop missiles from falling once they're on screen
-Robot should be scripted to stop punching with his right arm when you're on the lower platform, add in one more attack
so people standing on the lower platform have to survive its missiles, the left-arm straight, and a third attack so
things don't get boring. I'd suggest recycling the shoop da whoop for this, just make him fire at a different trajectory
and make sure there's a proper hint as to where he'll be firing beforehand otherwise the player might be confused.
For such a big chargeup attack, make it worth two hearts of damage for a real balanced challenge.
-Hook needs to drain a little more battery power unless he plans on making enemies more powerful in the future
-Even if you nerf the /b/ait by making it drain more, make sure other enemies don't get instantly killed by it
Sorry for the weird layout, I was writing this all down in a txt file so there's gonna be a lot of weird spaces
-Give the bait some latching properties that aren't exclusive to specific objects and markers perhaps?
-Is anyone else having weird interruptions with the music?
-Nerf the i-frames on the bait by having the i-frames apply as soon as when she starts pulling, not the second she throws it, that would be the most ideal way to fix it
-UFO Redditors should move a little faster and fire when you're directly under
-Hitbox on the right fist after the diagonal punch doesn't disappear even after the punch is finished
-Incorporate at least one UFO Redditor onto the boss (perhaps he can use the ball on his head as a sonar?) Of course
these robots should be summoned going back and forth in a straight line at a low enough angle to be killed, perhaps
somewhere around a little higher than the first platform. Should their attacks be able to go past the platforms?
-Why would Vivian go after other boards if her main target is Zoe?
-Robot still for some reason punches even though you're on the floor
-Size down the missile explosion hitbox JUST a LITTLE, it's somewhat inaccurate. Either that or change up the
animation however you need so hitboxes are more clear
-When the robot's arm is stuck, you can go all the way to the right when you're on top of it and fall down, is that
intentional? I think it should be fixed
That's what I got so far
Oh yeah one more thing
When you're on the floor, the only real attacks the boss has are summoning redditors and firing missiles, you should probably give him laser eyes too. The red eyes are perfect for it.
Decisions in politics to attract or reject people based in what you decide for the whole empire
>Linchs are conservatives
>Elves are liberals and want to remove all clothes
>Dwarves are filthy riches jews
>And there is fucking bombermen nuts for explosions
Don't forget about dialogs where you talk with people and they spout more politics about siding with this or that.
Devguy said you won't have the hook when fighting the boss in the full game. If you don't have the hook, staying on the floor is pointless since you won't be able to get in his face.
I'm not sure I like that idea but we'll have to see. It's better we build this from the ground up rather than throw in tests for future ideas that'll be moved all over the place
Voice acting for Vivian was pretty cringe, would probably be better if kept silent.
Music gets repetitive at boss fight as well.
Controls relatively solid though, bait hook is fun to use. Needs some polishing though, but keep up the good work.
I really like the voice of Vivian, just not the voice acting. The acting part is what needs polishing, and I think we'd have a more coherent experience.
I can't quite say I agree with you on the bossfight music but it could use some improvement nonetheless if possible.
Nigger that's kawaii
Seriously there's a lot of effort put into this shit
When standing still on the middle plataform, getting smashed and walking forwards takes you with the fist, dragging you into the boss
Couldn't replicate it again, so I couldn't say more
Stop this reddit shit, please, it makes us look bad
We don't need another appointment with our doc, do we?
Thanks a lot, I really appreciate it
Been meaning to work for the guy but I didn't have any real means to contact him other than these threads, I wanted to show that I could be more than some ideas guy
I didn't say the voice was the problem I said the voice acting was. I wouldn't object to the voice if the delivery of the lines was polished, that or it would be better to keep it silent. I would have to hear samples to come to a conclusion though. Just going on what I have I have to say that at this rate she'd be better kept voiceless.
The boss music loops a little weird to me, it feels like it missing something, incomplete. Y'know what I'm sayin'? It could be smoothed out some more.
Of course this is all in the opinions section, I don't have anything against musicianbro, he just needs to work out some kinks and I'm just pointing that out.
Vivian isn't even /v/'s shes a "rape" baby /v found when him and /pol/ were fucking with SJWs
Some weird hipster that was born in 1989 and thinks he's an 80's kid.
He also somehow thinks he's /v/'s older brother.
rate my autism /v/
yeah you definitely deserve it! keep up the good work.
its still there somewhere ... hidden from mortal eyes
i would like to make some sprites just for fun so i can practise (even if they dont end showing up in the game). what should i try ?
i never said im good
nigger stop this shit
It stopped being "ironic" at this point
Didn't there used to be a collection of board tan pictures somewhere?
All I have is console tan stuff.
If there was fighting game similar to smash but, with the board tans who would your main be?
Show-tan shows it's congratulations on your daughteru, may you raise her well to play pokegaymen.
May good memes come your way.
>Posts begin at high-school lunch time
Handegg tackles and ranged attacks of bloots with a soccer ball. Would be great.
>not liking stretcher
Get the fuck out.
Does general -tans count?
>Throwing red-pills like Dr.Mario
>He uses a JIDF bot as a shield for blocking
>Finishing move would him shouting IT'S HAPPENING while his face melts off and nukes fly off everywhere, then it zooms out to earth exploding and you hear into the trash it goes
You're a shit.
>stretcher is the chatbot in the showderp room. It posts battle links automatically, has lots of chat functions (calculates randbats speed tiers), and even automatically ladders 1v1 CC (do /rank stretcher)
>stretcher-tan already existed as a bot before all this but was threw into the mix to represent the Showderp room as a whole
/vg/ needs to be explored more into.
People hardly care about it's -tan.
Have a Smogon-tan too.
Supposedly /co/ but you know how /co/ became so you might aswell try it late night.
/co/ here, for your sake don't go to /co/, we've been overrun by tumblr. The other day we had a dude attempting to talk about a comic, and they begun by having a trigger warning because the book had boobs
Jesus, it's still that bad?
Don't you guys have another chan to discuss comics atleast?
Well, most of /co/ don't actually read comics, they just flip through the Wiki articles/parrot whatever someone else previously said. The only way you're able to actually discuss a book is by storytiming something, and those generally end well
Just beat the boss as well. Pretty good story.
Hey dev if you are in this thread i want you to know i support you 100%! This game is good. great story as well. Keep it up man! If ya need funding i am there dude!
The moderation turns a lot of people off /co/
Now I'm curious, does the mods aswell condemn you for this trigger warning horseshit in /co/?
I left /co/ as soon Redwood became a mod.
i'm still hoping we can have manlet tears as a mini boss in the game
>still no image of baby vivian cumming so hard from her futa cock that her flesh and organs liquify into cum, shoots out of her dick, which then also turns into cum, leaving behind only a skeleton filled with semen in the shape of a little girl that hungers only for cum
Woah shit man, I'm fine with your shitposting but there's a line of spookiness and you just LEAPED over that motherfucker.
>still no image of gabe newell in a semi transparant white night gown, breast feeding futa baby vivian from one breast and anally penetrating trap baby vivian with the tremendous antenna like nipple of his other breast while the babys slap and kick gabes gigantic chubby penis
go draw it faggot
>still no image of lanky kong with a futa baby vivian third knuckle deep on each of his extended, sausagey fingers, while a slow dripple of cum leaked down the pants legs of his overalls and into the mouth of sigeru miyamoto
Don't know if they're still up, but there were specific *chans and boorus up at one point. Still, if you're in a drawthread, nobody's going to bother you about it anyway. /v/ is fine.
Christ that's a lazy design. How the fuck are those hairclips even supposed to be attached? Reddit is huge, how can they not have any competent character designers there at all?
>you will never forcibly hold down vivian while she squirms, curses, scratches, bites, and spits on you
>while you drop your pants, but can't take them off because your shoes are tied and won't slip off, and you pull out your flaccid penis and rub it against her smelly, sweaty bush, because you c an't find the pussy due to inexperience
>then just as she's about to throw you off of her you jam your cock right into her vag
>but she's wearing a tampoon and you burst it
>causing rancid, 4 day old scabby blood to run down your cock and onto your testicles
>and vivian spits hot vomit scented plegm right onto the bridge of your nose and you cum instantly and collapse and wake up 3 hours later with your own severed penis in your mouth and you testicles jammed up your ass
I feel bad that some boards have never really been given established tans. /sp/ could be great (especially since it's apparently two brothers, one for handegg and the other for divegrass), but nobody was ever interested enough to do anything with them.
>while reddit was making vivian
Oh, fuck off with your tinfoil hat. Yeah, I'm sure there were redditors there but that goes for anything now, there are a shitton of crossposters these days. I was there and I've never used reddit or tumblr in my life, and I'm sure that goes for plenty of the other people that were there too.
>that faggot beard and mustache
Whoever made this is a filthy degenerate. Your propaganda won't go unnoticed, scum. Don't think that just because you disguised it as a positive comic that it won't be seen under the light of truth.
They were completely creatively bankrupt and fixating on Vivian, trying to make a sister/BF/pet/whatever for her. So /v/ came up with an idea to plant a shitty unoriginal design completely unrelated to Viv just to keep them away from her and show they can't come up with anything on their own. And it won.
Bullshit. /pol/ is nothing like /new/. They were a bunch of faggots spouting nonsense all the while being under zionist influences while being too damn stupid to even realize that. We, on the other hand, see the truth in all matters and spread the word to others.
>donate money to a grill for being a grill on scamstarter
>make a shitty grill gamer that preaches equality
Nah, it was mostly redditors and tumblrqueers. Some of /v/ got in the mix, but this is mostly reddit.
>>donate money to a grill
The money is for TFYC and butt cancer charity, the girl barely gets any.
The entire point of "let's make a normal girl gamer" was to subvert SJW expectations of 4chan and stir the pot.
We only used it as a reaction image, that whole WOW SUCH COMIC SANS garbage was theirs. At least that's what I like to think, I refuse to believe such simplistic unfunny shit would go viral here.
I remember the first I ever heard about Reddit was when someone linked a picture and said "this is funny but you might not understand it as it's a Reddit meme".
It was the picture of the girl with a toy dinosaur head in her anus with the caption "these aren't my glasses". I had seen it a gorillion times on 4chan before that.
So that pretty much summed it up for me forever.
Actually, started on /g/, I believe with a dog not knowing jackshit about computers, spread to /b/ or /v/, not sure which first, then it spread everywhere and reddit took it.
Reddit even uses bait now too.
Where the fuck is the gamergate thread? did it get deleted? there's a pretty big habbening with Examiner right now, you'd think /v/ would be talking about it.
3-angled-blue come back wherever you are
we miss you
>few days ago
>guy at work starts talking about the Fappening
>"you guys might not have heard of this but a bunch of celebrity nudes got leaked"
>other coworker cuts him off
>"you're like 3 days late man, those have been all over reddit for a while now"
She needs more FX during gameplay so that her voice doesn't come out of nowhere
pain sound and a hyah with the hook (record several voice lines with each so they don't get old)
Is the game's dev here?
I have a bug to report. When you get an upgrade, you can click or press control and move earlier than you should, but the message screen stays open instead of closing.
We've used them as the new Ebaums a few times, for example while raiding the Bioware forums after the Tortanic. Other than that, nothing good has ever come from their existance.
Yes and no.
It's the only colllection of information on them.
It needs updating. Also, the debate on the 'look' of the tans (ergo, the Scott Pilgrim vs the world style versus a more traditional manga style) is still raging onward.
Consoles can't combine, faggot.
Also, don't post low res versions please.
Superior version in cumming
Quite simple actually
>Media company forces you to use THEIR router because reasons
>You google the admin password
>Find how to open port 4
>Use your better router instead using their shitty one as a gateway to the IP
Oh yeah let me get her on the phone right now, just a second....
would you a /mlp/tan?
I know I would
That had better be a remote or something you are fireing. I would assume because of the battery. But if it's not good ol' uncle /pol/ will need to have a long chat with you.
>They should make the art for her, not /v/
Yeah, I'm feeling the same way. I don't see the point in designing their character for them, when it feels like it undermines the whole point of it.
Nah, see, that's exactly what it is. He's really just a right wing political cartoonist (republican style), but /pol/ have put his name to some of the craziest shit they do with jews and nazi stuff and all. It's basically ruined his reputation as a political cartoonist due to the flooding of it.
That's my point, when none of it actually comes from reddit, you're just asking for reddit to take it. And I get that the joke is they can't make OC for shit so they had to get it from /v/, but it just feels like a direct invitation for reddit to come over and stay.
Even if they weren't getting shit done, I feel it would have better to just let them sort their own shit out while we have our own shit here.
I liked it when people were toying with the idea of making a character that subtly mocks reddit and slipping it into their contest. If it's some guy from /v/ just legitimately designing a cool reddit avatar that's not cool.