>HEY GUYS WHAT IF WE SPOIL THE ENTIRETY OF BAYONETTA 2 IN

SEXY BODY

i had no fucking idea what was going on in that trailer so it spoiled nothing

tell me the story

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>>261655330
>mfw this isn't a fan-edit
Holy fuck. Nintentards BTFO. Nintendo has literally become the biggest shill company of ALL TIME.

The boy is a bomb.

>Bayonetta 2 is starfox
You are right OP game is spoiled

Anon you do realize they did this exact thing on W101, only for them to say they barely spoiled anything and they were right

THey are literally doing the same shit twice

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>Playing platinum games for the story

>>261655330
>caring about story more than gameplay

you are the problem.

How can you spoil a video game?

>people wanted Bayo in smash
>it was actually smash that came to bayo.

>>261655330

I don't get it, what did I miss?

Who teemo here

>>261655330
>bayo game

>caring about the story

Dude the story is filler in an action game like that.

.....this confuses my dick greatly.

>>261655330
Why are her tits bigger than her tits?

I love how they start the Direct with THAT scene

>we want the furfag audience

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>>261655330
>Playing a Platinum game for story

>>261655330

The story is the Garnish but the gameplay is the 5 course meal.

>>261655738
I fail to see how fan service is a bad thing.

So the Nintendo costumes are in Bayonetta 2 instead of just one?

NON-STOP CLIMAX ACTION

>>261656084
Fuck off Hazama

>Bayonetta is Fox
Deepest Lore

>>B-BUT IT'S OKAY IF KOJIMA DOES IT!

Just like Kid Icarus: Uprising spoiled everything in the game with its trailer right?

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>yfw chapter 4

>>261655738

>shill

How so, in this case?

>>261656236

Basically this. It's a good enough compromise for her not being in Smash.

>>261656619
Both.
Starfox is exclusive to 2, though.

>>261655330
>HEY GUYS WHAT IF WE SPOIL THE ENTIRETY OF BAYONETTA 2 IN A FIVE MINUTE TRAILER

HEY GUYS, REMEMEBR WHEN W101 APAPRENTLY SPOILED THE ENTIRETLY OF THE GAME IN ITS TRAILER...OH WAIT, IT TURNED OUT IT WAS JUST THE START.

>>261655330

that looks godawful

>>261655330
>knows nothing of what actually is happening and just showing you a trailer
>Suddenly it's a Spoiler, even though it revealed nothing about the actual story as it progresses.
Oh OP.....You're such a dumb knob...Also, Who plays Bayonetta for the Story?

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My dick is so fucking ready for this. Is there literally even one reason to have an xbone or PS4 this year?

>>261655738
How is it shilling? I think you meant to say pandering?

That or you use words you don't know the meanings of.

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>>261656831
ONLY FUCKING CHAPTER FOUR

>>261655330
>Bayo
>story

Except for W101 I don't think Platinum ever made a game with a good story.

>>261656953
Questions, did this Direct spoil any Bayo 1 stuff? I'm only just watching the Direct now.

I literally forgot everything already.

>>261657124
Destiny
Far better than any kiddie shit on Wii U

>>261657201
They barely mentioned it.

>all this rused

>>261657124
>this year
Hell no. I'd get a PS4 for the next Ys though.

People said the same for The Wonderful 101.

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>Playing Bayo for the story

>>261657202
Pretty much this.

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>no demo

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>>261657098

I do.
But Rosa being alive and Balder technically surviving the first game's final battle are spoiled in the first 5 minutes of the game, just like how the first game spoiled Bayonetta and Jeanne were friends.

>>261655330

>pandering to star fox fans/furries

this makes no sense

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>>261657143
>yfw game has 5 chapters

>>261655738
Further proof that /v/ uses words like "shill" without having any idea what they mean.

>can't play as Bayo 1 long hair in Bayo 2

hmm...

>>261655330
I remember faggots saying the same thing when The Wonderful 101 Direct happened. In the end turned out to be nothing and most of the stuff was completely unspoiled.

Same here.

>>261655330
Finished bayonetta 5-6 times, I have now idea what the fuck the story is.

I NEED THAT FUCKING BOOK

Nigga the only possible thing to spoil is who exactly the Masked Lumen is, and it's probably going to be Bayo's half brother anyway.

>>261655631
Bayonetta's friend gets sent to hell and she has to get her back
Some dude from the last game wants revenge
There's time travel too, she probably fucks with the timeline and has to fix that too
And some magical Rastafarian kid shows up as well

>>261655330
You know what the fuck that trailer is about?

Man, you're smarter than I am.

>>261657295
Why not just get a vita and play it on the go?

>>261657474
I wouldn't put them past them that Bayo 1's style is an alternative costume or something.

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>>261657474

You can play as Rosa in Umbran Climax and she's just old Bayonetta.

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>>261657143
>>261656831
>chapter 4

>>261657279
>Destiny Far better than any kiddie shit on Wii U

The villains in that game is the "Darkness", you're in no position to try and say Destiny isn't bargain basement tier kid junk.

>>261656892
After listening to those NoA faggots? No it's not enough compromise

If I watch spoiler things before I know anything of the source material, they don't stick with me.
I watched a discussion o Breaking Bad once and forgot literally everything by the time I actually started watching it.

This is the first game that's canon to its own series that Daisy has been referenced in since the 80s.

>>261657506
Bayonetta is Fox's mom?

Suddenly everything makes sense. I think.

so they shown off the link costume in bayonetta 2 and she uses shuraba style and not the new blade weapon style, bayonetta 1 weapons confirmed in bayonetta 2? or is it costume exclusive weapons return

>>261657510
It's obviously a younger Balder who travelled to the future.

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>>261656498
>Why are her tits bigger than her tits?
What?

>>261656606
rehash=\=fanservice

>>261657404
Like pandering to Mario/Zelda/Metroid fans makes more sense. At least there were sections in Platinum games that sort of (but not really) had a similar gameplay format to that of Star Fox.

I didn't care at first, but then they mentioned Arwings and I was sold.

>>261657124

did you miss the sony conference?

ps4 senran kagura
ps4 touhou
ps4 Ys
ps4 dragon quest
ps4 disgaea 5
bloodbourne
destiny
FFXV

>>261657525

What is it with platinum and Rastafarian's?

>people think that actually spoiled anything
boy are you in for a surprise

>>261657279
Destiny doesn't seem that great from what I've played. Not really innovative or game changing for half a billion dollars.

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How long until ironic feminist rage?

Don't forget guys, Hyrule Warriors is out soon too!

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>First Edition preorders available tomorrow
NOW
I NEED IT NOW

>>261657820

He said this year. That being said i will more then likely get on in November but i guess i will have to play the waiting game just like i did with the wii-u.

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>>261656498
>why are her tits bigger than her tits

>>261657898
GAY

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>tfw Bayonetta will never drillshine up-smash you

>he didn't watch the W101 trailer

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>>261655330
>Thinks the trailer actually spoiled the game.

Yes, and you also said W101 was going to be the shortest Platinum game ever.

>>261657665
What's the whole Chapter 4 thing?

I must have missed a line because of some shit.

>>261657493

Lumen Sages (male) and Umbra Witches (female)
Bayonetta is the daughter of a Sage and a Witch, the only one ever
Her father wants to revive his God for some reason, probably fanaticism
He needs both 'eyes of the world' to do so, of which one belongs to the Sages (in his possession) and one belongs to the Witches (Bayonetta's brooch)
Luka is a side character who doesn't matter at all
Loli girl was Bayonetta all along because something something time travel, for some reason this was crucial to Balder's plan
Jeanne dies but not really like THREE FUCKING TIMES
God gets revived
Jeanne rides a motorcycle up the shaft of a giant penis shaped rocket
Bayo kills God with Jeanne's help
Bayo and Jeanne are now BFFs
Bayo still sucking the cheese out of big fat Enzo's dick every night to pay off her loans

>>261657805
Literally what.

I actually like the story and am excited to see what happens. What's with all these faggots saying >playing Bayonetta for the story

It's not like I play solely for the story. I play it for the whole package.

>>261656831
>>261657143
>>261657665
I don't get it, where did it say that trailer was only part of chapter 4? Did they out right say it?

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>while using the Fox costume, Bayo's guns are arwings that shoot lasers

HOLY FUCK
I NEED THIS GAME

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>>261657415
>Controls that meld with your mind
>Mfw entering "the zone"

>>261657873
How long until you give me the full pic of that?

>>261658338
You don't entirely play hack and slash games for the story. You're mainly there for the combat.

>>261658249

The tree house described something really crazy and said it was only chapter 4.

>>261658372
They are just referencing that Treehouse guy who was explaining all the action "And that was just Chapter Four. CHAPTER FOUUUUR"

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>>261656498
>why are her tits bigger than her tits

Oh fuck this has potential for a new fetish

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>>261658429

>>261658372
>>261658249
An interviewee was describing a climax of the game where everything is awesome and he's all like

"And it's only chapter 4. CHAPTER 4!"

Would have been nice if they cut out the tree house segments and just focused on gameplay.

I'd do her barrel roll.

Im gonna commission some Futa furry Boyanetta

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>trying to hurry up and beat SMT Nocturne before Smash comes out, still want to play SJ and IV
>Bayonetta 2 coming out with co-op right after Smash
woe is fucking me
I love games again, at least.

>>261658762
That was the EU stream.

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>>261658765

>>261658046
Can someone tell me the source for this please?

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>>261658439
https://e621.net/post/show/514558/abs-anthro-artie-avian-balls-beak-biceps-big_balls

Terrible macro self insert

>>261658507

But the story is a large part of why I love Bayonetta so much. The gameplay is of course a bigger factor but it wouldn't be as memorable if the characters weren't so likable.

WHO #CHAPTER4 HERE

>>261658918

I don't have the money for a Wii U.

This is killing me.

>>261658046
Someone's going to ask for source.

>>261658918
Hey me too but im already done with Nocturne and Im at the end in smt4.

>>261655330

Have not seen the trailer but I wish they kept the Nintendo mascot costumes a secret. They already had me sold with the game coming with the first Bayo.

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>>261659468
But it's right here.

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>>261655738
>shill

I really fucking hate it when idiots use buzzwords without even knowing what they mean.

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>>261659209
>Play chapter 4
>Holy shit this is so good
>Finish chapter 4
>Feel completely satisfied with my purchase and wonder why the credits haven't rolled yet after such a climax
>Then it's Chapter 5

hey, kid

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>>261659658
>Have not seen the trailer but I wish they kept the Nintendo mascot costumes a secret.

They're literally counting on fanboys who don't care about the series picking it up so they can play as Girl Link

>>261659262

You can get them pretty cheap. A refurbished one for $200.

>>261659996
So, is that Balder or somebody else?

>>261659604
Tell me, does SMTIV really fall off like some people say?
Everything I've seen of it makes it look even better than Nocturne, aside from some of the characters.
Listening to this online helps too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LN94qTjXQic

I've seen some of the archangel designs and I'm not totally put off, I'm aware that Kaneko didn't want to do the art for the game so they did what they could.

>>261655330
I'm retarded, can anyone tell me what the fuck bayonetta 1's story was about?

>>261660014

What kind though? The white one or the black one? I'd rather have the black one cause it has more space and stuff.

>>261660110

Probably someone else.
Balder kind of fucked over everyone with his shitty plan so one of the surviving sages would probably hate his guts

>>261660167
Bayonetta punched god into the sun.
The little girl was her because of some time-loop nonsense.

This trailer makes it look like you're playing as the grown-up little girl Cereza because her mom(?) who's just another Bayonetta(?) is there too.

>>261659658
It's to entice Nintendo fanboys to buy the game. There's a reason why games like Pokken Fighters and Hyrule Warriors exist.

>Well they won't buy Tekken and Dynasty Warriors.
>Maybe if we add Nintendo skins it will do better.

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>>261659996
>Doesn't wear any type of glasses

>>261660167
Something about summoning a demon with tits to punch an Angel with tits into the Sun.

That Pope looking Lumen Sage at the end...was that Loki?

And I enjoy the story to Bayonetta. Not nearly as much as the gameplay, but I like it. And after Wonderful 101 and seeing the jump in quality in the story department, i'm curious if the same'll happen here.

>>261660114
Its certainly faster than Nocturne.

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>>261655330

>>261660456

That seems reasonable enough to me.

I honestly had no idea what was going on for most of Bayonetta.

>>261660182

Black Deluxe 32GB. I think it is a pretty good deal. Plus refurbished is basically brand new. Everybody wins you get a cheap console and they get money.

>>261660110
Most likely

>>261660283
Balder was supposed to be the last surviving Lumen Sage

>>261660114
Personally what I really don't like about smt4 is how easy it is and how bland the ''dungeons'' are.

Also like you say some of the design are just atrocious.

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>>261660348
>This trailer makes it look like you're playing as the grown-up little girl Cereza because her mom(?) who's just another Bayonetta(?) is there too.

>>261660182
>>261660014

Also, what all does it come with? I don't own any Wii Motion + Wii Remotes and I think those are the only ones that work on Wii U.

So I doubt this Direct raised the want for Bayo 2 outside of Platinum fans and Action game fans

>>261655330
Someone's overexcited about this character.

At least Nintendo knows how to market and sell cus Nintendo is making a big deal (too much of a big deal imo) about her.

Soniggers could learn a thing or 2

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>>261659848

>Finished for the night, take a moment to catch your breath, hit main menu
>See pic related

What do?

>>261660110

He's not Balder, but he does kill Balder. Balder also survived being crushed by Jubileus' eyelid somehow. Now Bloody Fate is even less canon than it already was

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>>261660379
>wearing glasses with a full mask

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>>261660462
Probably

Were her tits always this big?

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>>261656498
>Why are her tits bigger than her tits?

>>261660662
>Balder was supposed to be the last surviving Lumen Sage

Retcons, son.

>>261655738
Retard.

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>my body, mind and soul when Chapter 4

blessed are we, o lord
thou art a loving sovereign
we your faithful servants cannot ask for more

>>261660910
I didn't know blacks could act autistic like whites.

>>261657820
Touhou was confirmed by ZUN to be just fan games and won't be localized any time soon

>>261661239
It's fan games and a port of DDC

BOOM
BOOM
BOOM

>>261655330
When we had the wonderful 101 direct, one could have thought that the whole game was spoiled by it. After getting the game it was nothing like it.

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>>261661239
>Touhou was confirmed by ZUN to be just fan games

So the good ones?

>>261661352
Everyone knows this, it's just an excuse for discussion.

>>261660717

https://store.nintendo.com/ng3/browse/productDetailColorSizePicker.jsp?productId=prod150200

No those are only required if go into the wii menu. It comes with the tablet any thing else is separate Those don't come with new ones anyway. I think wii motes cost like $20.

>>261661239
Why would anyone need localization for Touhou games?

>>261661532

Oh, cool then. Guess that knocks a nice $100 off of the amount I have to save.

What if they didn't actually spoiler the plot at all and there's a huge TWEEST

>>261661627
So we can give ZUN our money.

>>261660110

Balder's son by another woman.

So Bayo's half brother.

Question, since I haven't been following Bayo 2 news much (media blackout on this subject since I want to play spoiler-free).

Will it be viable to play with the GamePad or should I buy a Pro Controller pretty much just for this game? I'm asking now because if I'm getting a controller for this, I might as well get it sooner rather than later and use it with Hyrule Warriors too.

>>261660110
It's Bayo's momma

>>261657446
That's just the video game community. If the word describes something, it'll eventually be used to describe everything regardless of meaning. Remember when the word simulator meant more than just game?

>>261657820
>implying FFXV was at the conference

Keep dreaming, anon.

>>261661847
Herself?

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The trailer was all taken from the fiftenn minutes of the game.

>>261660348
I'm pretty sure bayo isn't her own mother, but was inspired by herself to grow up like she is now.

It's been ages since I've played Bayo1 so I'm likely wrong.

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What's with these characters and their flashing eyes

>>261661846
I've heard from hands on reports that the gamepad is fine, i'd still say go pro controller though.

>>261655738
AntiNintendo tards are in full damage control.

>>261661846

There is literally a casual mode that uses the wii mote only.

>>261661967
thanks douge

>>261656676
That's more Terumi than Hazama.

>>261661910
Her real mother. Fucking Balder gave her Lumen Sage powers.

>>261661469
You mean shitposting.

>>261661720
same thing happened with W101

>>261661989
Isn't that the one fancy eye of super fucking the world over with a big woman?

>>261657415
Bayo 1 had like what? 25?

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>>261662429
>yfw the entirety of Operation 009.
>yfw Operation 009-c

>>261662424
Thread turned out alright.

>>261662760
>first time
>beat final boss without taking too much damage
>die in the escape sequence
>CONSOLATION PRIZE

>>261657820
>Multiplats and shit.

>pandering rule 63 zero suit Fawx
I am become death

>>261655738
This is like the 5th time this week I've seen shill used the exact same way.

This, the stupid "He" threads, and "underrated post" just appeared out of nowhere. What the fuck?

>>261663474
he threads are just the new version of "WHEN YOU WALK AWAY" or "RULES OF NATURE"

underrated post is reddit shit, people just used to blank quote a post they liked that didn't get replies

>>261655738
Holy shit, did the majority of the kids here fail their English classes? Learn to use words properly, you dumb fuck.

10/10 you made me reply

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>>261657805
>rehash
What.
Literally what the fuck.
I don't even care that you're shitposting or pretending to be retarded, you'd have to be retarded to make a shitpost that retarded.

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WHY WASN'T THIS IN THE USA DIRECT

They show multiple parts of the final boss in the MGR trailer on Steam, too.

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Officer Cereza

>>261655330
Remember when everyone thought they spoiled W101 in the direct trailer? And then it turned out that couldn't be further from the truth?

>>261663630
>>261663474
"He" threads?

>>261661846
it's playable with both the gamepad and a pro controller. Gamepad works just fine but you should get a pro controller now anyway since they're comfy.

>>261664537
i.e. Lanky Kong threads.

>>261664340
Oh god, what the fuck is wrong with her wrist

>>261664050
what is that exactly?

>>261657797
>>261658046
>>261658623
>>261660997
>not understanding what he meant

Is it just me or does the combat in Bayo 2 seem like 20 percent faster than in Bayo 1?

>>261664701
Oh. Never entered those threads.

>>261664935

Another costume for Bayonetta 2
Bayonetta as a police woman

>>261664960
>Not making fun of him anyway

>>261664537
http://archive.moe/v/thread/261635374/#261635374

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>>261664838
>the shadow

>>261664978
Some new dodging animations make Bayo slide across the ground at Sanic speeds.

pandering to dumbfuck Nintendo fans is a great idea. That's the only way you can get them to pay attention. Imagine if W101 had been full of Nintendo characters like originally planned? Shit would've sold then.

>>261664978
Looked about the same to me, just bigger and more batshit. I can't wait for it.

tfw no wonder pink costume

http://a.pomf.se/pztvyy.webm

All the bayo costumes in that bit

>>261659996
>>261660110
That's clearly Raiden

>>261665474
I hope Wonder Red is unlockable for Tag Climax.

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>>261665298
I mean, even the combos seem a lot faster to me.

That was the best fucking trailer ever, I'm so fucking hyped right now

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>>261657124
This game cant come out sooner, guess I'm gonna have to play Bayo2 a few times and then go back and play Bayo 1 for like the 7th time again

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Panties

>>261660114
I liked it a lot better than Nocturne because I hate Nocturne.It has a lot of flaws though, mainly the lack of actual dungeons and the confusing overworld map. Still a great game.

>whoa man I can't believe they spoiled the entirety of The Wonderful 101 during that seven minute trailer

>>261668929

The trailers for the original Bayonetta spoiled pretty much everything except the Jubileus boss fight

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>>261666691
BANG BANG DUM DUM

>>261657820
>LOOK AT ALL OF OUR PORTS!

>>261655330
DUDE THERE WAS SO MUCH RANDOM SHIT IN THAT TRAILER ITS IMPOSSIBLE TO PUT IT IN THE CORRECT STORY ORDER SO THEY DIDNT SPOIL MUCH.

THOUGH THE BOSS REVEALS COULD HAVE BEEN A BIT LESS

It looked like the final boss of the game was the blue lady, but who knows

>>261657279
>modern dude bro shooter
>better than anything

>>261664050
Wait what lemme see some more!

>no beta
Why nintendo why?

>>261669853
A beta? For what?

>>261669960
He means a demo for Bayo

>>261658672
Must of missed that when I muted the audio because I couldn't take one more second of their pointless babbling.

>>261655330
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

BAYONETTA NOOOOOOOOT CONFIRMED FOR SMASH BROS

EAT SHIT NINTENDORKS

SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT

>>261670678
Who cares? I can play with her in her own game anyway. What's that? You can't? Oh, poor you.

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>>261670678
>Still going to be the best console game of the gen
>B-But she wasn't in smash so you lose!

>>261663630
But the underrated post posts are being used in a sarcastic way. It's a reply to shitposts.

>>261661989
You know that's gonna be a grill, right /v/?

>TFW no demo

>>261671037
>this game
>better than Bloodbourne
>better than Sunset Overdrive
>better than Scalebound

lolno

>>261671731
>Sunset Overdrive

>>261671731
>Better than scalebound
Explain to me how a plat game made with the best plat team will be better than a plat game made by it's b team.

>>261671731
Oh sure, I love the gameplay of Scalebound, it looks great. You fucking moron. Also,
>Sunset Overdrive

so are we getting a demo or what?

>>261672096
>a team
>b team
Oh stop that shit.

>>261672203
>Kamiyama's baby vs some random game made by plat

>>261671731
We don't know fucking shit about Scalebound.

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>>261656498
>Why are her tits bigger than her tits?

>>261672096
but Scalebound is Kamiya's project

>>261671731
>sunset overdrive

shig

>>261672269
>seriously sucking kamiya's dick so much
He would be nothing without the rest of platinum.

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>>261657349
>no demo
>go back and play Bayo on 3shiggy
>kill Jambalaya
>mfw get to dance scene

>>261671731
Woolie played sunset, and its average at best. Bloodbourne comes out next year and we no nothing about scalebound.
Bayo is looking good my friend.

>>261661892
Yeah. Remember when "gamer" didn't mean "literally Hitler"?

>>261672481
The best plat games are made by him though.

>>261673018
His games were always the ones with the most budget and the biggest teams though.
Bayonetta 2 seems to be having as large a budget as W101 though and that was already Platinum's most expensive game.

>>261672096
>>261672103
>>261672312
>>261672701

We know it's being made by Kamiya, which is more than enough to convince me that's it alone is worth buying an XBone. Meanwhile, Bayo2 is being made by nobodies since Kamiya didn't want tie himself down to a past success.

>>261674974
Because only Kamiya works at Platinum, right?
The other guys are just some faceless dudes, who they just hire for one game.
Kamiya even makes all fo the music and the art himself.
Keep sucking that Kamiya dick, I hope you choke on it.

>>261675213
Pretty much. Think of Capcoms/Clover's/Platinum's best games

RE2? Kamiya
RE0? Kamiya
Viewtiful Joe? Kamiya
Okami? Kamiya
DMC1? Kamiya
Bayonetta? Kamiya
W101? Kamiya

What other noteworthy games have they made? The beta as fuck God Hand, that while fun, feels unfinished? How about the 4-hour Vanquish, that while great, again, felt incomplete? Hey, how about MadWorld and Anarchy Reigns? Oh, right, shit. VJ2 and etc? Shit. Okamiden? Shit. Infinite Space? lol. Revengeance? LMAO

Face it, Kamiya IS Clover/Platinum. Anything not being produced by him always falls short, if not being outright shit.

Favorite new weapon?

I'm using that hammer all day every day.

>>261676369
I see that you are happy sucking cock and I will not stop you from sucking cock.
I've been on 4chan long enough to recognize people who are happy just sucking cock.
Sure, you are right, Platinum IS Kamiya.
It doesn't matter if Kamiya says that he is nothing without his team.
It's all Kamiya, why not?
>>261676801
Dem dual swords look pretty damn sick.

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>>261676369
>hating on Revengeance

>>261672481
This, Platinum is a team and Kamiya, while a major player, isn't its heart. I mean he's rad but so is everyone else there.

>>261663474
"underrated post" is a product of /sp/.

Starting blowing up there summer of 2013 and slowly spread to other boards.

>>261676369
>Hating on God Hand
>Hating on Vanquish
>Hating on Madworld and Anarchy Reigns
>Hating on Infinite Space
>Hating on Revengance

Like those games have their faults but fuck Kamiya games do too. I fucking love W101 and Viewtiful Joe but damn if I don't love the SHIT out of everything about God Hand. That game reignited my passion for vidya.