ITT: Pets on our battlestations

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>>261531161
Cute little guy. I don't have a pet so have this pictures of two frogs.

>>261532854
I would recommend it

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>>261533241
Unfortunately I live in an apartment where no pets are allowed.

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This little cutie sits on my desk when i play Civ 5.

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>>261533752
What's its name?

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I miss having a cat... my cat died 3;

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She's a bitch and won't let me hold her anymore. Always tries to bite now.
Old picture.

>>261534240
Time for a new kitten

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>>261534364
My desk is completely different, as is a bunch of other stuff since I took these pictures.

Don't have any pictures of my boa's, but at least they let me hold them.

>>261534000
Pepper.
also nice trips

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>>261534364
Ahaha NOPE

>>261534498
Dude that shit is terrifying

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>>261534618
Boo

>>261534364
>>261534498
>won't let me hold her anymore

What'd you do?

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>>261534780
Spiders can just change personality when they molt.
She molted at one point and then got aggressive. Molted again and stayed that way.

>>261534498

Christ, fuck that shit.

>>261534909
>Spiders can just change personality when they molt.
Wait what

The fuck

Fucking arachnids/insects man I just don't understand

>>261535162
It's maybe best we don't

>>261533614
what is it with cats and tight spaces

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>>261534980
She used to be nice.

>>261535162
Yeap. Insects and arachnids are weird.

I've gotten bit by my red tail boa but I barely felt it.

>>261534364
>>261534909
And this is why insects are shit-tier pets.

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my kitty doesnt game with me anymore after my roommate fed her wet food and catnip

I have 3 cats, one is really aggresive though, but it's nice sometimes.

I got a cat that always sleeps on my lap when I'm playing videogames, and a little one that it's always playing with its toys.

>>261533614
So you live in someone else's house?

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>>261535641
They're not really pets.
I don't need attention from animals/insects. I have them because I'm interested in them.
I have friends for attention.

Old battlestation

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>>261535372
"tries to bite" does it still have fangs? does it hurt like a bitch?
>live in AZ, those things are everywhere outside my house
>see one in the middle of my kitchen
>grab hockey stick to slay the beast
>it's gone
>still haven't found it
eventually I was able to sleep again at night.

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>>261535929
Yes she still has fangs or she wouldn't be able to eat.
Never actually been bitten by her. Just crazy close a few times.

>having a pet that's not a mammal

Lizards, fish,birds, they can all fuck off

>>261536156
haha fuck you
my boa is the shit and would eat your gay ass cat any day fag

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>>261536109
interesting. I've gotten over having tarantulas nearby. I look at them as spiderbros now. I have almost never seen a mouse, cricket, or scorpion around, I assume because of them.

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These fuckers get scared whenever a loud sound comes out of the speakers.

I have to play horror games with a headset on.

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>>261536345
It'll be a little worse than a wasp x2 since two fangs.
But you'll be fine unless you're allergic to the venom.

>>261536449
truly the niggers of the dog world

>>261536109
Not like getting bitten will harm you.
It'll feel like a bee sting, but it won't even carry the venom that bee stings do. There is venom; it's just harmless to humans.

>>261536109
Awww that's adorable.
Too bad she bites.

>Use to own hermit crabs

Only crabs I've ever enjoyed.

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>>261536449
My rottweiler just died. Most social and loving dog I've ever owned. Every friend and family member thinks its the sickest dog to ever live. Scared of everything, but had a terrifying bark that scared shit away. She was 100% fine, looks sick one day, take her to vet, he tells me she has massive internal bleeding from a tumor, dies that same night. Out of fucking nowhere man. Show them your love.

I always wanted to own a ferret but never bothered to do any research on what it would be like

>>261537090
Bunnies are better

>>261537090
They fucking steal everything.

Most dog/cat like rodents though so they're alright.

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>>261537090
Disgusting vermin that require constant attention because they're retarded.
Never get them.

>>261537186
my friend had a bunnie and it seemed like the lamest pet ever

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Fucker is so lazy

>>261535289
Apparently it's a feeling of safety.
To them, being in a small space means they know where everything is and that there won't be any surprises, a special kind of comfy. The fact they have free-floating clavicles means they can pretty much get into anything they can get their head into. Unfortunately for them, they don't realize they're cornering themselves most of the time.

>>261537386
2cute

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You pet fools are the most foolish of fools.
They're nothing but fuzzy annoyances that only like you because you feed them and clean after their shit, I guess you can totally relate to them.

These threads are also hardly video games, so I'm calling the mods~

>>261537386

10/10 cat would pet behind the ears.

>>261537575
Go away, faggot, haven't you got some girls to kiss?

>>261532854
I need more cute froggies. They're like pokemon.

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>>261537575
K

>>261537575
gr8 b8

>>261537276
>Sleeping with your back to the fucking door
Nigger you gonna get shanked

>>261537276

You just described a dog.

>>261537834

>implying that's a door
>inb4 "hurr I was just pretending to be retarded"

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>>261531161
she died last year
I can't bring myself to have another one
when she first showed up she spent nearly a year in my lap while I played morrowind, but then she got too big and was relegated to the footstool in front of me or the desk beside me.

>>261536537
Rotties are bros and friendly as fuck outside of their yard when they're with their owner, they can be a little overprotective sometimes though.

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Loves to sleep on the keyboard

serious question what is it with cats and keyboards

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>>261537575
Are you kidding me? Cat's are scavenging predators, It's basically like I'm keeping a smaller version of a lion locked up, because I can. You can watch them look out the window longingly to get outside and be free, but nope. You live here now kitty.
Pic related, my cat.

>>261537957

>implying you arent the retard right now.


look at the picture,look at the word he says.

>>261537276
puts a twin in the window-space instead of the tiny battelstation. bitches must swoon when they see this place.
>head outward, niggerwhatareyoudoing.jpg

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>>261537834
OldBS.jpg
See >>261534909

>>261537836
I don't have a dog either, but dogs are less disgusting and need less attention.

>>261536449
>pink collar
that's adorable, anon-kun

>>261538146

my cat dont give a fuck about keyboards,he would never walk on one because of the key.

>>261538018
never had problems with one being overprotective. they are protective if you provoke them sure, but every single one I've ever met has been bro-tier and friendly to everyone

>>261531161
I seriously hope you faggots ask your pets if it's okay to post their pic of them on the internet

>>261538502
It's rape if you don't get it in writing.

>>261536993
I know how you feel.
Lost my first Rott to cancer. These guys are such good dogs.

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>>261538052
>>261538146

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yes

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>>261531161
You're cat looks like mine lol

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>>261536993
pic fucking related. last one I had with her

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>>261538254
Actually when I bring girls over they enjoy the setup I have.
My bedroom isn't the only place for sexytime, anon.

>>261538626
Why are your nails painted so shit?

>>261538626

Why the fuck are your thumbnails blue?

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>>261538678
>wearing shoes indoors

>>261537957
You're actually retarded.

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Made this for a "pet and favorite game" a few months ago

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>>261534240
>3;
>...
>Filename

>>261538626
LONDON
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>>261538626
That's a nice wall.

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>>261538626
non manicured cro-magnon nails next to a beautiful python
0/10

>>261538772
different anon here

looks cool. though i think it would hurt my eyes if it was on for too long

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>>261535647
o-oh are we supposed to post battlestations too?

>>261538772
Bothers the eyes

>>261538772
edgy teenager detected

nah nice disco though

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>>261539001
>>261539053
>>261539085
>>261538772
nigger that shit would get old before a single cycle was up.
My cat is sleeping under the desk.

>>261539028
Where'd all yer dragon dildos go.

>>261538772
>sexytime
what are you 12?

>>261538772
yeah I wouldn't let you lick my pussy because you chose blue apart of your rotation. NEXT

>>261539028
>those framed pictures
its you. the dragon dildo guy

>>261539189
to the moon

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>>261537575
Must be hard that animals won't even love you Anon.

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>>261538772
shit tier. grow ip loser

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>>261539001
>>261539053
>>261539085
The lights aren't even close to as bright as the WebM implies. Shitty Note 3 camera exaggerates it.

>>261539202
Yep, you caught me.

>>261539205
Dang.

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I haven't seen my cat Vivvy (named him after Vivec) for a few months, he was an inside and outside cat. Dunno why he left, he was probably one of the most chill cats I've ever had, and the only one that would lick my tongue for some reason. Looked like he was high all the time. Also the tie was just something for shits and giggles, I didn't make him wear it regularly

Oddly enough, about three months ago, around the time he disappeared, one of my cats that we left behind from our old place two years ago cause we couldn't find her just randomly showed up one day. She runs away from people now though, even me. What I'm assuming is her son though (who also showed up the same day) loves people.

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>>261539358
>light behind screen
>note 3

are you my bf

>>261539358
>>261534909
Hey bro I just wanted to say that his LED strip is great, you werent lying when you said that the light washes up the wall.

Only problem I had was 3 of the LEDs have a defunct green LED in em on the strip I put on the back of my monitors. I guess I should have checked that before making everything permanent. Still though, since it's only three they don't really show up. My backlighting looks pretty damn good now >>261539028

thanks m8

>>261539548
dude this whole fuckin post

like what

>>261539548
>letting your cat outside
>there are people who dont treat their cat like a prince/princess

I recently gave my snake that I've had for 4 years to a friend who really wanted one
I loved watching the fucker in bed at night and he was just so nice to hold

I know my friend is going to treat him good so that is fine with me

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>>261539642
Aw shit you actually got them?
Glad you like them man. Yeah, you can see the shit outside of my door when they're on and it's open. But they aren't too disorienting.

No prollem', always good to help an anon out, especially the great dildo man.

>>261539631
My setup is different now.

>>261540041
>Yeah, you can see the shit outside of my door when they're on and it's open
Yeah I get a crazy colored glow projecting out my door now too when it's open. It's funky as shit

>>261540041
Looks nice

He just started using his fucking 52inch tv as a computer screen

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small pic for a small cat

>>261540291
Break up with him and tell him he's stupid.

>>261539678
What's so hard to understand?

>>261539692
What's wrong with that? He wanted outside, I let him outside.

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kind of a cluster fuck atm

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>had an freakishly large border collie for 10 years
>put down due to cancer
>want another smart, large dog, but cant bring myself to do it due to both uncomfortable short lives of most large breeds and the strange increase in PETA faggots knocking on car windows in the winter claiming the dog in the care is being "emotionally traumatized"

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Not bringing muh dawg towards my battlestation, but here's a pic of her nonetheless.

>>261540343
Idk it somehow works, it's not like he's misusing it since he has other 3 tvs lying around, and since it's near the bed he just pulls it over with a rack and uses as tv, or something.

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>>261534732
aah!

>>261539692
I treat my cat as a princess yet she always wants to go out.

It's funny when the uses her claws in a no harming way to get my attention when she wants to go out.

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>>261540867
>tfw cat lightly claw taps at you

>>261540637
>border collie
>large breed
wut

>>261539548
Somebody is probably feeding him and keeping him inside their house.
You'd be surprised how often that happens.

>>261541271
Like i said, freakishly large for a border collie, about 80lbs or so.

>>261539692
My cats are treated better than any person would at my house and they go outside too. One of them loves to hunt stuff and bring it back too, we congratulate her every time and then bury her dead prey.

>>261541657

I'd rather it be that then he be dead. But I guess that goes without saying.

>>261535641
>tarantula
>insect
top kek

>>261534364
I held a tarantula at a pet store once. Had a massive allergic reaction to the urticating hairs. Fuck those things.

>>261541657
Far more likely that some kids killed him for shits and giggles, or he got hit by a car, or killed by a dog or coyote, or poisoned by someone.

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1/4
My cat, Nikko, will always come sit on me while I'm gaming or working on stuff. He's a big, stocky peaceful guy. Lots of times he'll just stare at me waiting to hope up like in pic and won't jump up until I look away. The he lays on my headset wires and gets me all tangled but after we get situated he'll lay on me and nuzzle really hard into my ar all night until I move.

>>261538013
Sorry, anon. ;_;

>>261542341
how often do you bowl together

2/4
>>261542341
He likes having his face covered and nuzzles me until I get a rash from his nose

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>go drinking at friends older sisters house
>several hours and drinks later agree to adopt a stray cat

This is him.

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>>261542458
forgot pic 2/2
>>261542441
He's my cat, not my cousin

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>>261542341
>He's a big, stocky peaceful guy

>>261542583
cats can be cousins

>>261539548
You're a piece of shit and I hate you.

>>261542615
FOUR YEW

>>261537680
>>261532854
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cBkWhkAZ9ds

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>>261542583
3/4
Here's the battle station/production station. The TV with consoles is on opposite side of room and Nikko always has my chair.

>>261542727
>that mousepad

>>261541819
But you don't really know if he has a better life with them. A cat stop by any house that gives them extra food and/or attention. Some family might've thought that this really friendly "stray" cat adopted them and decided to keep him inside indefinitely. He's most likely overweight and staring out the window nowadays if that's the case.
>>261542228
That's also a possibility.

That's why my brother keeps his cat indoors and supervises her when he lets her outside in his yard or walks her on a leash.

>>261542727
jesus FUCKING christ

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>>261542727
4/4
and one more pic of him

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White cat Best cat

>>261542879
that mean mugging face

>>261542441
kek

>>261542907
>tfw white cats are more prone to ear and nose cancer
>tfw my cat had both

>>261537090
I used to have ferrets. They are fun pets but seriously high maintenance. I've never seen an animal produce so much shit in so little time. They gotta be bathed too and they will shit in the water almost 100% of the time. They are also retarded. If you scare one that's standing next to a wall or table they will smack right into it so hard they get stunned. That ferret war dance is hilarious though.

>>261542484
Off the street? Did you at least get him scanned for a microchip?

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>>261542727
>all that money spent on retarded figurines
>still has shitty speakers, monitor and probably PC internals

>>261542691

Why?

>>261543037
Yeah they checked him when I got him all his shots at the vet.

>>261543173
Think about it. If you don't realize, stop having pets.

>>261542976
That's real sad, man.

RIP anon's white kitty.

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>>261542950
>>261542879

>>261542707
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjqvjcfA4Ww
are frogs still cute

>>261543261
>tfw her name was kibby
>tfw my mom named her that and i wanted to name her feather

in retrospect it probably wouldnt have been a very fitting name since she became a big fat bitch. but she was my big fat bitch ;-;

>>261542976
>tfw face is so sad its no face

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>>261543263
spooky

>>261543256

I am, is it cause I let him outside? The tie? The fact that I let him lick my tongue? I don't understand.

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>Thinking about working part-time so I can adopt a cat and buy more vidya
>tfw I turned down an interview at Dunkin Donuts because I didn't think I'd have time for a job
Surely there has to be a place hiring that's not fast-food.

>>261539028

Where the fuck are the dildoes?

Also dat catgirl fetish.

>>261543410
He's probably from /an/.

>>261543857
catgirls are borrowing them for the week

>>261538013
Poor baby. RIP kitty.

>>261539028

Dildoes where?

>>261543972
see >>261543919

>>261543264
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=quphpCu-W0k

forever

>>261537090
They steal everything and make your house stink like shit and skunk. Also, if you let them close to your ear, they bite HARD.

>>261543730
I strongly advise to do anything but fast-food. Just keep churning out apps, you'll inevitably get hired. It's just a numbers game, really.

Call centers are often recruiting constantly, so they are easy to get into. But they're recruiting constantly because the job is super stressful and everyone quits. Upside is that it's not fast-food.

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>>261537575
I totally agree with you, anon.

Friendly reminder to everyone out there that cats don't really care about you.
If you have to get a pet consider a reptiles.
Snakes, for instance, can have teir fang cut off and become totally harmless even if poisonous.

But then again, if you are a male alpha you don't care about fangs.

>>261543730
Grocery Store, Restaurants, etc.

I'm lucky, got me a part time job at some coding place for $11/hr.

I don't even know how to code

>>261544116
>I don't even know how to code

Lel. What do you do there then?

>>261531161
Your cat looks like ulillillia

>>261544273
probably googles and then copy pastes spaghetti code

>>261544273
What is training?

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My dog is sleeping right now but here's a picture.

I do not play games with her because she just wants to play her own games like fetch or tug-of-war.

>>261544652
cum on her while shes sleeping

>>261544735

no

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>>261544735
>4chan

O u guise.

>>261538164
Lovely!

>>261544735
nigga this is a battlestation thread with pets

reserve that shit for non battlestation threads

>>261544735
>>>/b/

>>261545070
Not even the guy you're quoting, but you're a dumb faggot.

>>261544108
>>261544116
There's and ALDIs and a tobacco shop right outside my neighborhood, I guess I'll apply there tomorrow morning.
If all else fails I can always work at Walmart

>>261545493
that is a very /b/ thing though, to be fair

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>tfw you had to put your cat to sleep and later you realize that all the good pictures you had of him were on the computer that bricked shortly afterward
Feels fucking terrible.

>>261545493
>>>/b/

>>261544735
>>261544652
>tfw there are videos of dogs LITERALLY giving blowjobs, not even with help, they just go down on the thing and start sucking.

What the fuck. What would that even feel like. Why am I even THINKING about this.

>>261545806

What a handsome boy! Sorry Anon...

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My old lady likes to lay on the top.
Ended up removing the fan for her.

>Do you have a pet /v/? do you [insert whatever the fuck here] with it?

Take this shit somewhere else
>>>/an/

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>>261546062
Also, how many cats is too many?

>>261545806
>>261542341 here, that is literally my worst fear and why I take lots of pics of my cats

>>261545070
>>261545848
>>261546151
Kill yourselves.

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Laser dog

>>261546301
Piss off, you're ruining a beautiful thread.

>>261546156
There's no such thing as too many cats (i have four)

>>261546156
It depends on if you're married or not.
A single guy can have 3 without it being weird, and even then it's pushing it.

>>261542976
>cat had his nose tattooed blue to stop him from getting nose-cancer.
>never got any other medical work done, not even vaccines
>died at 22
Fucking RIP KC, you were one wise old sage. I wish I still had a photo of you.

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>>261546723
Sage cats are best cats

>>261545656

ALDI's cashiers start 12 hourly where I'm at

People I've talked to there say its not bad

>>261546813
$12 an hour sounds okay, I could live with that.

>>261543370
>cat gives birth to kittens under my bed
>call the runt of the litter Little One
>ends up morbidly obese because my dad's gf keeps feeding her and she doesn't do any exercise
>she has to suck in her gut and force her way through the cat flap
Saw her stuggling like vid related one time. Almost shat myself laughing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tKH-ZXdxRQI

>>261547227

your cat is garfield fat

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>>261547264
You have good taste in cats.

>>261547486
One of my cats was weighed at 29 pounds.

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>>261547486
yep
She's slimmed down a bit recently though.

>>261546813
Aldi is fucking cash. You do literally everything (Stock, cashier, etc) but the pay is top tier and when cashiering you get to sit down on a chair. Plus the stores aren't typically large so customers don't get MASSIVE orders as often. I'm thinking of transferring from Kroger over to Aldi next time they're open for hiring. I could work 3 days a week and make as much as I do working 5 days at Kroger. Plus if you need it, Aldi gives full benefits to all employees who average 27+ hours, and it starts after 3 months.

>>261541801

> Cats killing millions of birds every-year for no reason(they are already fed, and they do it for fun).

> You being proud

I hope your cat gets eaten by a coyote or wanders into the wrong fuckers yard,

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I've been waiting so long for an opportunity to post this

So many people with toxoplasmosis in this thread.

Thank god I'm a dog person.

>>261548220
turn on your fucking lights man, you'll wreck your eyes

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>>261548348
>not being both a dog AND a cat person

>>261545917

Probably not that great. My dog licks me a lot and her tongue is kind of rough, like wet high grit sandpaper. Her teeth are also really fucking sharp.

>>261541801
You do realize your cat doesn't bring back everything it kills, right.
If I got a cat I'd probably never let it outside by itself. I won't know who's garden it's shitting in and how long they'll put up with it. Then there's the fact that cats are territorial as fuck and will mark people's houses and start shit with other cats.

>>261548428

>turning on the lights

Sorry bud, I game at my prime when my room is lit up by the back lighting of my monitor.

>>261548664
he's right though. the massive contrast between your monitor and the unlit space behind your monitor is really really bad for your eyes.

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Picked her up monday and she's already developed the habit of aiming for my kidneys when jumping into my bed from the window sill. She's so energetic at night though.

>>261548664
At least install flux, man.

>>261548428

that explains why I have to wear glasses to see long distance shit

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>>261531161
no

hes too busy sleeping out on the kitchen floor

>>261548810
>she
male cats are calm as fuck in comparison

>>261548810
I hope you got her fixed.
You don't wanna bust out the Q-tips when she goes into heat.

>>261548845
Actually nope, thats caused by your eye muscles deteriorating since they're not being used (you're not focusing on things farther away)

that has nothing to do with the lighting conditions, just that you're focusing on something close to you for the majority of your time

>>261548993
Yeah I'm gonna expect a lot of fun as she gets older as she is only 5months right now.

>>261549008
Gonna get her fixed next week.

>>261549020
is there some kind of eye exercise to fix this shit then?

>>261548974
why do so many cats have this pattern my cat has literally the exact same fur pattern and colors.

i thought it was unique shit when i got her.

at a glance i'd think this was my cat if it wasn't so fat.

stop overfeeding your catbro, bro.

>>261548836
flux?

>>261549275
The generally accepted practice is to look at something 20 feet away every 20 minutes or some shit like that. I don't remember it exactly.

The point is you're *supposed* to take breaks from looking at the screen every so often to give your eyes the ability to focus on something else, farther away.

sadly i am far beyond repair and i have developed myopia. on the brightside its only moderate and doesn't affect me what-so-ever, i don't need to focus on far off distances for work so who gives a shit

>>261549065
Just don't put it off man, cats can go into heat at 4 months, I wouldn't wish it on anybody.

>>261549275
yeah open a window and look at clouds or something really far away.

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1/2

laying in his favourite spot in the basement

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Closest I've got to a battlestation picture of her.

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>>261539692
>>261548541
>tfw own 3 cats
>Always been letting them out, almost never issues
>Oldest one LOVES to go outside during the rain
>Ditched the litterbox a year or two ago and completely housebroke them
It surprisingly didn't take much time at all to teach them to go outside. We live in a quiet area, though. Lots of empty space for them to run around in and do their thing. One of them just likes to hang out in our tree out front. These two sit at the door for me if they're outside when I come home from work, then follow me to my room. Love the fuckers.

>>261548431

Like I said, I don't want brain parasites.

Cats are lazy, moody and demanding little pieces of shit.

Shit Tier pets to say the least.

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>>261549483

2/2

battle station

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>>261536993
Fuck man. My rat terrier died last month from cancer. I miss her.

>>261549598
At least you and cats have something in common anon.

>>261542615
For meow

>>261538626

Why do single girls live so disgustingly.

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>>261549371
Genetics

>>261549671

Cat person please go.

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>>261549923
Fuck you

>>261549598
>>261549671
FUCKING REKT

>>261549984
That cat looks high as fuck.

>>261550000


OOOOOH SICK BUUUURN

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>>261549602
>>261549483

Bonus. Mid yawn

>>261549984

Considering the majority of people posting in this thread are cat shitters--

Fuck you

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My cat could beat up your cat.

>>261550252
i legit thought it was a baby black bear from the thumbnail

>>261538626
how was that picture taken?

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>mom hated cats and dogs so not pets allowed when I lived with parents
>campus apartments obviously don't allow pets
>move into a regular apartment that doesn't allow pets
>can't leave because of lease and the rent is pretty good anyway

One of these years is gonna be the year. I'm gonna get a lazy ass cat that does fucking nothing besides sleeping all day.

>all these people with cute cats

maybe /v/ has a little good left in it after all

>>261550000
>>261549984
>>261549671

Samefag please go

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>>261550359
Sorry anon, I just post pictures of my god-tier pets.

>>261550454

> god-tier

> Hasn't saved your life, isn't trained to do anything besides shit in a box.

>>261545806
Same thing happened to me.
All I have are a couple pictures, but most of them were on my old, shitty Razr phone.

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>tfw my dog got diagnosed with a severe case of cancer yesterday

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I got her as an adorable, tiny kitten. She is an asshole to literally anyone who isn't me. And everyone says, wow Anon your cat is horrible and mean, and that makes me sad because she's not like that. She runs down the stairs to greet me when I come home and comes when I call her. She cuddles me and sleeps next to me and rubs her face against mine to say hello in the morning.

>>261542727
Jesus chrsit that haruka is GIANT

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>>261550593
>implying my cats haven't saved my life half a dozen times

>>261542727

>justtryanddustme

>>261550984
[vacuum intensifies]

>>261534364
>>261534498

STOP

>>261550772

I guess you could say he has grown on you.

>>261551058
>telling someone who posted 2 hours ago to stop now
are you retarded

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>>261550906
yeah great figure. no vag sadly

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dog lays at the foot of my bed or outside my door, or if i am on the computer at my side on the floor

one cat will meow like crazy at me when they need attention or head-scratches.

the other just gets in front of the screen or on my lap and lies down

>>261549371
i only feed him a cup full of food a day and give him water

but the problem i think is that we feed him treats too much and too often

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>>261538626

>purple hair

fuck off, zoey

>>261551139

Reelin' 'em in.

>>261550787

Another reason cats/cat owners are shitty. You fags would never dream of looking into fixing problems like these(lel can't train a cat right?)

If a dog exhibits problem behavior it's corrected right away, well unless it's a small shitty lap-dog, then they are treated no differently then cats and often become huge assholes.

>>261551216
inb4 boatloads of reports, deletion, then banned

>>261551216
Before anyone thinks tht the cat is dead, the glass says PetSpa on it.

>>261538626
post your dicks

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heres him with one of my fav games. Hes like 14 or 15 now cant remember.

>>261550946

> Who will feed my precious cats if I kill myself due to being a worthless faggot?

>>261551308
more like petabuse

>>261542727
dat haruka and ZSS

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>>261550984
>>261551028
these bitches work quite well actually

>>261551467

More like comedy box.

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>>261551449
More like
>The dog will eat the cats if I kill myself for being a worthless faggot

>>261550593
>trained
Cats instinctively want to cover up their shit, something about not wanting to let predators know that they're there.
The only time they don't is when they have a UTI and associate the litter box with pain, when the box is too dirty, or if there are cats prowling around your house that has it on edge and making it mark it's territory with its shit.

The only people that actually train their cats to use the bathroom are the ones that teach it how to use the toilet.

>>261551731
>it how to use the toilet.
Which, by the way, is the best fucking thing ever.
Just don't leave the lid down, because they will shit on it just to spite you.

>>261535929
I live in AZ too. They aren't everywhere.

>>261544109
thanks doc

>>261538626
>COD

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This is the best I can do. I think this is from last year, not sure.

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>>261553370
Why

>>261553370
Fucking cazadors.

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>>261553370
>mfw they're native here
>mfw one flew into my car while stopped at a redlight

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My bird's hardcore as fuck

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>>261553370
Oh god

>>261531161
>TFW my top two allergens are dogs and cats
Sucks to suck.

>>261555203
get a rat

rats are bros

>>261551216
I'd flip shit if someone put one of my cats in there, but hell if it didn't get a nice hard chuckle out of me

All you catfags need to get a real pet, a good old big dog, you can stroke him as hard as you like and hug hum, not some cold being who does not love you.

>>261555889
Can confirm, had two rats when I was younger and they were the bees knees. Fuckers are smart though

>>261538013
How old was she?

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She's alright

My cat is really depressed. He sat in the flower bed for a full week without moving or eating.
I had to pull him out myself and put food under his nose to get him to eat it. He's frightened of his own shadow and sits low to the ground all the time like he's afraid of the wind.

What do I do?

Too many cat faggots, we need more dogs

>>261558463
Have you tried playing with him? Something obviously happened to him outside so you should try to raise his confidence a little.
And just stating the obvious, but getting another cat would be the worst thing to do in this situation.

>>261558408
Must feel terrible for a cat to live in Australia.

>>261537575
>even posts a chinese cartoon

Absolute 10/10

>>261540637
>PETA
Man why do they exist

If people need a solid example of a hypocritical company, they just need to look at PETA