>friend puts effort into decking out your PS1 with designs of superheroes and video game characters
>lend Playstation disc to friend
>get it back
>looks like they buffed their fucking floors with it
>"What, it was like that when you gave it to me"
>tfw friend painted his ps1 with black house paint
it was all sticky and slowly covered in lint
>sup bro thanks for lenting me this great game, I completed it and all
>lending your friends anything
I have some serious trust issues due to that happening once. I lent my friend my atomic purple GBC for a week, and he returned it with a huge gash in the side. After that incident, I never lent anything I owned to anyone. Hell, I don't even let people touch my phone or portable consoles to this day.
I remember loaning my DKC3 game and strategy guide to my friend. The game came back in decent enough condition, but the guide was fucked. At least my SMRPG guide came back in decent enough condition.
I lost your gameboy on the bus anon, but my mother told me to give you this, its almost the same :)
>mfw they break Jimmy's legs and his dick
"WTF I PRESS TA POWER ON, NIGGA?"
"I dunno nigga, try the chinese robot! button"
"NIGGA DEY ALL CHINESE ROBOTS!"
YOU'VE UNLEASHED THE DOUG
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?
>Friend lends me game
>Be really careful with it
>Go deliver it to him in perfect conditions
>Oh anon you can keep it
>lend fleshlight to friend
>gives it back
>here's your fleshlight back, bro
>let friend borrow silent hill & it looks like death when i get it back
>says he scratched it hit it against stuff & stuffed it in the toilet after beating it
Oh I get it now
I saw you had a fresh carton in the fridge, so I helped myself. Thanks dude.
No, this is unreal.
It's intensifying to the point where we may not be able to contain it.
>Faster -to go faster
>Doug Button- to do every damn thing you can imagine
are you feeling it now, mr. krabs?
>we finally know what the Doug button does
Jet Set Radio Future
Star Wars: Battlefront 2
That is not okay
>tfw you will inevitably become a PS3 before you die
>imagine if you were a human
>you were a human
That's some deep mozart shit right there
>Imagine if you were a human
THE FUCK ARE YOU IMPLYING, BITCHNIGGA HUMAN?
>friend borrows game
>returns it like six months later
>still in good condition
>but it took them six months to return something that can be finished in less than two days
>bioshock infinite release date: 2013
You're all going to hate me for this but
I'm that "kid" now
>friend leaves his GC controller at my house
I keep it for two years and he brought it up and i was like oh yeah i still have it haha don't worry
>friend lets me borrow KH 1.5 REmix
i still have it and it's been two months
here's your game back bro. I tried to erase my save but I ended up deleting yours too sorry
>playing game on handheld
>8 year old cousin comes up
>i want to play
>AUNT ANON'S MOM ANON WON'T LET ME PLAY
>anon you share
>5 minutes later
>Screen basically shattered, game data probably erased
>Oh anon he doesn't know any better!
I counter you boner robin with this guy
hmm.. there was.. uh...
shit, ive got nothing.
>almost 2 years
>1 and a half years
READ A BOOK NIGGA
It took me way too long to get this, Jesus.
the worst thing is the fact that parents become enablers by saying they don't know any better.
They definitely know better. Little kids are destructive little fucks
I CAN'T STOP SEEING IT
I WANT OFF THIS RIDE
nvm figured it out thanks to
There was this kyoot boy I had a crush on in high school. He had blond hair and blue eyes. We didn't talk a lot in high school though. Sometime after graduation, during the college years, he got in touch with me again. We started hanging out and after a few weeks he asked if he could borrow $600 for an Xbox 360 and some games. He said he just got a job and could pay me back in a few months. A lot of his paycheck was going to school, car, etc. and he was setting aside some cash for it, but didn't want to wait a long time. So I gave him the money and said he could pay me back in a few months. After he got the money, he stopped talking to me and didn't want to hang out. It's been 4 years and I haven't heard from him since. At first, I thought "maybe he's in a rough financial situation and is afraid to see me because he owes me money". I decided to be a bro and said I would forgive his debts since I didn't want him owing money to ruin our friendship. Turns out, that wasn't the reason. He had been using me from the start. He could tell I was gay for him and just wanted to use me to get money to buy a console. Right in the fucking feels.
>lend dragon dildo to friend
>it comes back with holes in it
Rage of a thousand suns.
Any parent who does this is shit.
it's okay, they don't know any better
>The other morning while my sister in law was in the shower, my 5 year-old nephew took a stick to the TV and beat it until it completely broke, as evidenced by the above picture. This act was so out of character for him and I couldn’t figure out why he would do this.
>It wasn’t until I asked what he was watching at the time that it all became very clear. He’d been watching “Curious George’s Birthday” which is all about a piñata, and I guess he just wanted to join in on the fun, not thinking that it would actually break the TV. He had just hit a piñata over the weekend for a birthday party, so I guess it was just a little too fresh in his mind.
> He had been using me from the start. He could tell I was gay for him and just wanted to use me to get money to buy a console. Right in the fucking feels.
>Trying to buy love
You and every other thirsty nigga need to fucking quench your thirst.
You fuckers are the exact reason gold digging bitches get their heads pumped up.
Trust me when I say that if a person likes you, you could buy them a burger from Carl Jr's and still smash.
>lend friend a game that he wanted to play
>week or so later ask for the game back
>he looks at me surprised and replies, "I haven't even played it yet though."
What the fuck? Why would you even borrow it in the first place if you weren't going to fucking play it?
>give car to friend so he can attend vidya convention
>here's your car, back. bro
>Somehow my amazing kids managed to get a handful of Lego’s through not one, but two skimmer baskets and into my pool pump. The impeller is shredded and the new, high efficiency replacement runs $1400.00 USD. So it looks like they won’t be seeing allowance until they’re 30! :)
seriously how the fuck do kids not know shit except for one specific destructive act
POST MORE RETARDED CHILD STORIES
I WISH FOR MY BLOOD TO BOIL
>hey, heres your dreamcast back. Sorry, I got bored and started painting it
>Let your kid hold your cell phone to keep him quiet and he will do this … all text is reversed and must now be read in a mirror. Removing the battery does not fix the problem. The boy clearly possesses some evil electronic superpower.
Several years ago I had a little flashdrive in my room. It had a little cap on there that made this really satisfying clicking sound when you popped it on.
A little kid came into my room, found the flashdrive, AND STOLE THE FUCKING CAP. THAT LITTLE SHIT.
>I will never hear that satisfying clicking sound again
>My kids love to throw rocks at my car climb all over it everyday even though they get into so much trouble everyday for it! Well yesterday they finally busted the window out after i shut the door from getting the car seats out it all fell into the backseat but on the plus side i don’t have to see cartoons for 4 days!!
I'm more confused than I am mad. Go back to the blatant anger-inducing ones.
>Only 4 days for car damage
I had a model kit from Batman Returns that me and my dad built together. It was sitting on my window sill and my 5 year old cousin saw it.
>Why don't you play with that one?
>Because it's not a toy, it's very fragile and will break if you touch it.
>I lift it up and shake it to show that I'm not fucking around
>He says okay
>I leave to get him a snack from the kitchen
>the model is in shambles and he's crying his eyes out
WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST TELL YOU
>buy a smart phone
>can play video games
>dont look like a child in public
problem solved. no cousins to bug you to borrow your phone because youre "facebooking", maybe you could even tell a little white lie about how you have a girlfriend.
And this is why plastic bumpers suck ass. Why the fuck do car manufacturers like using plastic bumpers? First of all it cost more money to replace than metal because metal bumpers you can just hammer it back to shape. Second of all more people get killed because plastic bumpers do shit for protection and does more damage to the car body.
Whats next, they completely make a car's body out of plastic so a whole group in the car dies from a weak ass impact?
>ARE YOU GOING TO HAVE TO AMPUTATE IT?
I didn't even have words man.
He was crying his eyes out and he looked like he felt horrible about it.
So I just took his gaming priveleges away.
That made him cry more delicious tears
I never could fix that model though. That hurt more than anything.
>One evening one of my daughters had diarrhea, so I decided to give her medicine. My mistake was giving it to her while she was still on the toilet because she didn’t like the medicine (drinkable) and threw her head back very hard, breaking the reservoir, the seat top, and the tank cover! She was fine, but I had to seal the crack in the reservoir with silicone until I could go out and buy a new toilet the next day.
>my nephew's birthday
>wanted to give him a nice gift
>so why don't I surprise him with a 3DS I thought
>give it to him during the party, he smiled at me
>he goes up to his room
>hours later came to check if he was playing with it, go to his room
>see that the wrapper was opened and the 3DS was in a trash bin
>Heard he was upset I didn't get him a iPad instead
His dad had to apologize to me a hundred times, but it's cool. Kids these days.
What a asshole, lending your friend a blatantly inferior version of a game.
>My son marked my mother-in-law’s piano with a Sharpie… He wanted to remember what keys played the JAWS theme song.
Cars are about 50% plastic. That's something I learned very recently. My new job is requiring me to learn all about plastics. It's hard to think of a more boring job. At least I get to sit at a desk all day and don't have to do physical work, so that's the nice part of it.
I am actually having a physical reaction to this, real or not.
The prospect of it being real is simply terrifying.
>My husband and I have five boys ages 12 down through 2. Once someone told me it was amazing my house was still standing, and I laughed and wondered what the heck they were talking about. Now I know.
>My husband is always telling me to keep the boys out of our bedroom because he hides his expensive flat screen in there along with his Xbox 360 and all his video games. Yet still, the boys always manage to sneak in there and play video games.
>This particular day I was warning them to get out of there but they were really into some sports game. I wish I could take back that moment and actually MADE them get out…but I didn’t. A few moments later I hear a *SMACK* and crying and then lots of “OH MY GOSH DAD IS GOING TO BE SO MAD!!!!!!!” My heart dropped.
>I didn’t even want to go look. But I slowly walked in there, like I was in a bad dream.
>Our 4 year old had gotten mad at the game because he was losing and threw the Xbox 360 controller into the TV.
>We tried calling around but no one fixes broken LCD screens.
>When my husband got home from work, I had to be the one to tell him. He just went into the room, shut the door, and sat in silence for a few moments. He didn’t scream or yell. I think he was beyond that!
If you were the same age, you'd be disappointed if somebody gave you a 3DS instead of the iPad all your friends have.
and don't say you were more grateful as a kid, because you weren't. You were a fucking kid.
>get a gameboy color as kid
>don't know what the fuck a gameboy is
>have kirby tilt n' tumblr, Pokemon gold
>play all the time
some kids actually really appreciate what they have and take care of their things. I know i did.
I still have my gameboy color, sp, ds, etc.
>Its like those kids that gets an Xbox 360 just so all they play is COD.
That's exactly it brah, they don't want to play good games, they want to play Angry Birds and shit like that.
Of course it's fake. The biggest give away is specifically
>his funny looking signature
That's the kind of wording you only use when you're pretending to be retarded. It draws attention to it and makes you look like you JUST missed the point.
If it were real, the guy would just have just said "he wrote his name on the front plate in marker" or something simple like that.
Everybody at my age had a fucking SNES and i received a Sega Genesis at christmas. I was mad, but at the next day i played the entire day that shit and i usually bought new games.
The anon's nephew is just a momma's boy.
>This one doesn’t need a great deal of explanation. My eight-year old son was angry at his six-year old sister. To him, the only clear course of action was to defile one of her favorite things. With a blue Sharpie. At least he spelled it correctly, I guess. Perhaps most disturbing was that my daughter lobbied hard for her brother to not be punished. She found the entire situation hilarious. I guess penis jokes really are universal.
>Little cousin asking me to play with my DS
>Say no and he starts crying
>Goes to my aunt and tells her I'm not letting him play
>"Hey anon, how expensive is that thing?"
>Say the price of the console, this was before the DSi
>"You're not playing, go do something else"
It feels good when your family knows they have to pay for anything their kids destroy
>Crazy Taxi sticker
>be 7, moms friends from germany buy me Pokemon Red and a GameBoy, play the shit out of it despite not understanding a word (all the conversations are tutorial anyways kek)
>Beaten the League multiple times while grinding, my Venosaur, Mewtwo and Zapdos are lvl 100, I've almost caught them all.
>Friend borrows game
>Transfers all my pokemon to his
>Starts new game to cover it all up
I steal his bike a few days later, bury it in the forest, he still doesn't know I did that, never told anyone either.
>next day see him walk with his mom and crying about it, bestfeelingever.gif
Few years later I steal his Pokemon Gold and transfer all his legendaries to my Silver, keep his starter as hostage, burn the cartridge
I STILL HOLD THE GRUDGE BUCK! I WILL NEVER FORGIVE YOU! NEVER!
>still have my friends pokemon stadium 2 that i borrowed 10 years ago
>stole another friends yoshis island and DKC3 since hes not going to find his snes anytime soon
find your snes and ill give it back for fuck sake, just let me still try to 100% yoshi first
>lend a friend Fable 3 and Fallout New Vegas
>ask for it back 6 months later
>Sorry bro, I lent Fable 3 to a friend of mine and sold New Vegas
I've still got my friend's Super Mario Bros 3 from a bit over a decade ago.
>Friend likes zelda but mentions having never played wind waker
>He can't just go get a copy because he's spending too much money on weed, whatever
>Lend it to him four months before school ends
>Get it back on the LAST FUCKING SCHOOL DAY THAT YEAR
>After our two-year-old son’s bath we decided to let him air out. I know, you already know what’s going to happen. While I was working on some work for my graduate program my wife heard, “poo, poo, poo.” That usually means “Winnie the Pooh,” but this time, you guessed it-he took a crap right on one of my reading assignments for a philosophy of language course. I guess my son has an early start at hating “the linguistic turn” in philosophy. I think Deleuze did the exact same thing once.
There are kids that want a 360 just to play minecraft instead of playing it on their parent's computer, what a joke.
Kids these days aren't like 80's/90's kids, especially when it comes to simple things like gratitude, respect, and breaking shit for no reason or a really shitty reason. I don't know about you guys, but if I pulled any of the shit in this thread especially like >>260798895 >>260797905, my parents would have fucking killed me. Parents suck at disciplining their kids anymore.
Hell, I fucking treasured anything I got, I still remember when I got my gameboy pocket, I was fucking ecstatic.
>Have neighbor who is a friend of my brother's and he is a total bro
>Has 2 kids
>his daughter who is 11 acts like a normal person, doesn't cause trouble
>His son is 3 and he is literally acts like some demon spawn from hell
>His son never listens to what his parents say no matter what.
>His son climbs up shit all the time and ends up falling and gets himself hurt
>Those falls involved chipped teeth(although they are baby teeth), spitting head open which involved stiches
>His son also broke some of his game consoles, computer, and some other stuff which he had to replace
>His son is downright out of control
Wish I was bullshitting. I seen this shit with him. His son might have ADD, ADHD, and/or autism.
I mean, I had a lot of cases with games where my parents would get the wrong one for my birthday and I'd throw a tantrum, but an entire system? I'd be too damn busy being excited that I got something so cool. I'd get upset if it were a lousy Xbox instead of a PS2, but I'd deal.
Trashbinning it is being an ass. That kid deserves a smacking.
>lend friend sanic 3 for sega masterdrive
>he was completely obsessed with sanic, he was a furry before it became mainstream
>he had this other sonic game, you could plug sonic 3 into the cartridge and tails appeared or something
>he lends me jungle strike in return
>friend moves away, "forgets" to return sonic
>jungle strike is GOTYAY
>everything went better than expected
But seriously, I didn't even know these terms back then. But that guy was your hardcore high-functional-autistic furfag. He had several books written full of sanic fanfiction, a database of all the bosses, images he drew, everything. He was probably the prototype of furfags, as this was in the 90s. I could have stopped this, I'm sorry, /v/.
>being that kid who never gave video games back that he borrowed from friends
>as a result, now owning nearly perfect condition Chrono Trigger, Earthbound, and some other shitty SNES games
They probably wouldn't have taken as good care of them as I did anyway.
Oh boy, here's some fun shit for you guys.
>have 3 GBA SP's in the family a long fucking time ago
>my personal red one is stolen by my shithead cousin
>i stomped on one out of rage
>my little brother threw the other one in the toilet
>i broke my jak 2 disc while being a dipshit with my cousin
>i also set my copy of sonic 06 on fire with said cousin, nearly burning the gas can i used
>little sister wipes my 100% ratched deadlocked save
But the worst is the old family laptop.
>the kids in the family got a new laptop around 2004, kind of shit but it was decent for the time
>while it was technically the family's, i was the only one who used it
>leave the laptop to my younger sister and brother while i went over to a cousin's for the weekend
>come back to see half of the keyboard's keys ripped out because of little brother, could never find them all
>i accidentally broke the screen once by closing the laptop on a pencil, it was replaced
>older sister took it out of the room while i was sleeping, get it back and learn that the screen shits itself if it's bent past a certain angle
>angle kept getting more and more narrow as time went on
>eventually i got an external monitor, mouse, and keyboard and it turned into a glorified desktop
>the fan kept fucking up so i had to literally open up the laptop to fix it two or three times
>by the time we gave it away the monitor was basically falling off
>i got my own brand new rig two years ago, while my siblings got their own laptops
>younger brother's laptop crapped out because he wrecked the charger cable port and it had to be taped in the correct position to the laptop
>younger sister's laptop crapped out because of a virus and battery issues but those were dealt with
>older sister's laptop is slow as fuck but otherwise fine
>Not hitting your kids at appropriate times to show them what punishment is
Good parents that people ITT are related to. REALLY.
>inb4 b-b-but you're making them f-fear y-you n-not listen t-to y-you...
yeah i'm going to make my kid an apologetic, privileged, non-athletic, minecraft playing, hipster garbage.
Hahaha, I have a retarded kids story of myself from when I was really little
>father is a carpenter
>he and his friends built everything in our house, majority is made out of wood
>he was still working on the house when we were living in it
>one day he was really proud and got new doors
>they were made out of really soft wood and he spent a lot of time on them
>he told me and my brother to not draw on them because that would ruin them
>see his point and agree that we shouldn't ruin the doors
in the morning I took a ball pen I wrote / carved into the doors "don't write on the doors" I actually couldn't write back then so I just scribbled into the doors
Not even going to lie. I became a very good person after all the ass beatings I got.
I don't think corporal punishment is always the answer but sometimes a kid will step so over the line where they should expect to get from not just you, but anyone else.
Fuck you. I was kept in the dark, a friend of mine told me how babies are made when I was 12. I ended up dropping out of school due to depression and transferred to another one, as I just couldn't go to that class anymore. Yes, that "friend" told everyone in the class.
I also had no idea what's a bladder, and thought that pee was stored in my testicles.
>letting your kids turn into little shits who have no sense of actions and repercussions
If you don't want to hit your kids fine, but you have to at least fuck with their psyche if you want them to stay in line.
> I ended up dropping out of school due to depression and transferred to another one, as I just couldn't go to that class anymore. Yes, that "friend" told everyone in the class.
Dear god you're such a pussy. People only antagonized you with it because it bothered you, if you just faced it they would've left it alone.
learn how to laugh at yourself.
my sister has more damage on one phone than I've had on every video game I've ever owned
she even spent $100 to fix the screen only to break it again a month later
what the fuck is with kids these days
>In two hours: Connect Four checkers melted into the living room wall sconce.
>Cell phone car adapter in three pieces.
>Broom fighting breaks the ceiling fan light by the bay window. While cleaning up the broken glass, 7 year old resumes broom fighting while 6 year old not lookng. Trip to ER.
>And they wanted ice cream on the way home.
I wouldn't hurt a fly and I never hold grudges like this, but he was one of my best friends, I would have never expected such a betrayal.
His father passed last year, we're both 23 today.
Seeing him and his mother break down at the funeral made me happy and I hate myself for it.
nigga I didn't know what sex was until I was 14 and I toughed it out. My parents never gave me the talk because they were too awkward, but also never let me take the health classes about it.
>I guess my son has an early start at hating “the linguistic turn” in philosophy. I think Deleuze did the exact same thing once.
This story about pooping on things suddenly started going way over my head.
>Be 3 year old me
>Father buys one of those toy guns that shoots arrows with suction cups on them
>Gives to me to play with
>"Now baby anon don't shoot me in the eye lololol"
>Smile at dad and giggle
>Proceed to shoot in the eye anyways
>Little tiny piece of skin hangs off of father's eyelid to this day
I'm sorry Dad. I just wanted to be a smartass; I didn't want to actually hurt you. :(
Even the Icon of Sin can't take that much evil
You can always tell which ones grow up to be violent niggers.
It always starts with these retarded parents not punishing their children for their nigger behavior.
My cousins' kids... it's like waiting for a series of train wrecks to happen.
I've only ever lent a game to one person.
Strangely, he wasn't even really a friend. I wound up getting it back a bit later than I'd have hoped, but it was in the condition I lent it to him in.
>Stoner friend lets me borrow Oblivion on the 360 way back when
>Play it for a little while and eventually get bored with it
>Keep it for a couple weeks
>Eventually he asks for it back
>Forgot it had been out of its case for a while and the disc had gotten a good amount of scratches
>Give it back to him as-is
>He looks at it and accuses me of scratching it up
>"no I didn't, it was like that when you gave it to me"
>He actually went along with it
I feel bad for lying about it but oh well
I took one of my cousin's kid to a con once, worst decision I ever made.
>tried to cut every line
>tried to take the demo game out of the demo 3DS
>stuffed his pockets with a bowl of candy at a booth and then ran
>loudly mocked people's costumes
>whined when I gave him a burger instead of chicken nuggets and apple juice from mcdonalds
>everyone looks at me like I'm the bad parent
I don't know how people can raise their kids to be that bad.
What're you gonna do? Beat your small children that got their hands on something you didn't secure properly? Freak out about something you can't undo? Emotionally balanced people laugh at things and then fix them. Freaking out solves nothing. Also that paint could be water based and super easy to clean up.
I've read every single reply and I still don't get what's so funny about this.
Imagine dumping a bottle of peroxide all over that
Same thing as was always wrong as them. You can't tell me you didn't have that guy you knew whose DS hinge broke the month after he got it, or who always had really scratched-up discs?
Hell, a lot of the people I knew in high school owned Apple products with broken screens. Some people just really can't take care of their stuff.
>Borrow Crash 3 for a few weeks off a friend
>"Hey man where's Crash? I kinda need it back"
>Fuck no, too much fun
>"Okay that's it, if you don't give it back I'm telling the teacher!"
>Go home and scratch the back of the disc to fuck it up and give it to him the next day
>IF I CAN'T HAVE IT, NO ONE CAN
>You're not yet mentally deficient enough to understand obscure references to something that isn't even mildly entertaining
>hurdur newfeg xDDDDDD
>Pay friend for his 360
>He lent it to a friend
>Who lent it to another friend.
>Ask for it back
>"That was a deal between you two"
>"I'll use it more than you do"
>"Just let me use it"
>He left to college and I haven't seen from him, the 360, or the friend I paid sense.
Least it was only 50 bucks.
I was there for him, we still hang out today, but it will never be water under the bridge.
I know how stupid and weird this is, but I simply can't let it go even after all these years and getting my revenge on multiple occasions.
>Paying for something at any time other than when you receive it
I would have given to you if I were a kid.