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>hey bro, here's your game back
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>hey bro, here's your game back
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He even washed it.

good friend.
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>>260785439
This.

It's not even like SNES games get damaged by water. That's a sign of a good friend.
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>>260785028
Why does that guy have an NTSC cart with either a SFC or PAL SNES in the background?
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Thanks for lending me your playstation, anon!
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>>260786358
Yep, that's the PAL SNES with the NTSC cartridge, stupid american's.
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>>260786410
>friend puts effort into decking out your PS1 with designs of superheroes and video game characters
10/10 friend
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>>260786737
Look how fucking dirty it is around the power button, that shits crawling in e-coli
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>>260786410
It's okay buddy. You can even keep it if you want. I have three of those anyways. Cool stickers by the way!
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>lend Playstation disc to friend
>get it back
>looks like they buffed their fucking floors with it

>"What, it was like that when you gave it to me"
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That's OK, you can keep it. I'm not a big fan of Donkey Kong Country anyway.

>>260786410
That's not my PlayStation, I've never owned a PlayStation.
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>>260786737
>tfw friend painted his ps1 with black house paint
it was all sticky and slowly covered in lint
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>>260786889
Why do you think he put the stickers on? To make it look nice
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>sup bro thanks for lenting me this great game, I completed it and all
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>>260785439
>>260786261
>he wants to fuck
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>>260787235
He could have used a damp cloth and gently fucking cleaned it.
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>>260786410
I drew shit with a sharpie on my psx
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>>260787064

>lending your friends anything

I have some serious trust issues due to that happening once. I lent my friend my atomic purple GBC for a week, and he returned it with a huge gash in the side. After that incident, I never lent anything I owned to anyone. Hell, I don't even let people touch my phone or portable consoles to this day.
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>>260785028
thanks for cleaning it
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>>260787064
>hey it's been a month since you borrowed my game.....can I have it back?

What game?
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>>260785028
Wait a minute, did he put it in the washing machine?
No, of course he fucking didn't. That's just soap.
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>>260786737
>that
>effort

Anon, I think you have brain damage.
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>>260786410
>metroid prime sticker

Wait just a god damned minute here...
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>>260787240
I remember loaning my DKC3 game and strategy guide to my friend. The game came back in decent enough condition, but the guide was fucked. At least my SMRPG guide came back in decent enough condition.
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>>260785028
I lost your gameboy on the bus anon, but my mother told me to give you this, its almost the same :)
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>your cd broke my ps2, bro
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>>260788094

w-what does the doug button do?
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>>260787803
>that
>not effort

Anon, I think you have reddit damage.
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>>260786410
>>260787357
What kind of sick mind defaces their property like this?
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>>260788094
*unzips doug*
*telecommutes behind you*
*dougs you in the back*

Hmph, nothin' personnel Skeeter...
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>>260788232
The real question is what does the Douger button do?
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>>260787958
There's a DMC sticker on there too. I think someone was going out of their way with that pic.
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>>260788094
>doug
>douger
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>>260788301
I was like 12 year old
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>>260788298
Maybe one day you'll learn how to use stickers without hurting yourself anon.
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>>260788383

>mfw they break Jimmy's legs and his dick
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>>260788094
LOL
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>>260786410
"WTF I PRESS TA POWER ON, NIGGA?"
"I dunno nigga, try the chinese robot! button"
"NIGGA DEY ALL CHINESE ROBOTS!"
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>>260789138
Fuck
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>>260789138
YOU'VE UNLEASHED THE DOUG
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?
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>>260785028

That's soap in the shap of a cartridge you gayboi.
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>>260787417
I lent my atomic purple GBC to a faggot in middle school for a weekend, I dont know how but the faggot got dirt and some brown shit inside the buttons
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>>260789138
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>>260787450
>Lending things to black ''people''
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>>260789138
I see it. I hate this place
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>>260789284
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>Friend lends me game
>Be really careful with it
>Go deliver it to him in perfect conditions
>Oh anon you can keep it
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>lend fleshlight to friend
>gives it back
>here's your fleshlight back, bro

fuck
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>>260789714
I can't see Mr. Dink without remembering this video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vqri4Lvf-4s
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>>260787357
>psx

Oh shit nigga, you had a psx? I only had a PS
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>>260789965
Jesus Christ

His dick must have been huge
You should fuck
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>>260789965
REKD DAT PUSSY
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>>260790165
I'm not gay
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>>260790072

You...bRoKE my GRILL

RuUAAHAA
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>>260789284
Good post
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>>260789138
fuck you.
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>>260789138
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>>260786612
>stupid american's
Die.
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>>260789758

>Being this /b/
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>>260789138
I don't get it.
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>>260790647

Go back to bed, buckley.
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>>260789138
what the fuck
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>Hey bro, here's your game back
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>>260785028
...this is soap.
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>let friend borrow silent hill & it looks like death when i get it back
>says he scratched it hit it against stuff & stuffed it in the toilet after beating it
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>>260790647
>>260789138
>>260790740
>>260790253
Oh I get it now
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>>260789138
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>>260789138

holy shit dude
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>>260790906
how is mushroom pizza related to videogames
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>>260790924
He's not wrong.
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>>260790205
Not at this rate.
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>>260789138
This is unreal.
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>>260791005
I want neo/v/ to leave
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>>260789284
Underrated Post
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I saw you had a fresh carton in the fridge, so I helped myself. Thanks dude.
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>>260791103

No, this is unreal.
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>>260791138
FUCK YOU MAN
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>>260791103
>That filthy nail.
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>>260791005
I've seen this pizza almost daily for a week, and everytime I fucking laugh. What the fuck is wrong with me?
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>>260791130
It doesn't mean anything, does it?
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>>260791203
lol
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>>260790906

>Not eating the superior jalapeno and pineapple pizza
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>>260789138
I HATE YOU ALL
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>>260791103
WE SOLVED THE MYSTERY
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>>260791138
Fuck
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>Me and friends borrow games back and forth
>We et them back in same condition as they were first borrowed.
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>>260789138
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>>260791138
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>>260789138
I should have never posted this, it's getting too many replies.
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>>260791138
YOU COULD HAVE PREVENTED THIS
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>>260791235
>>260791480

Wait, that ISN'T how you open it?
That's how I open anything in a carton...
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>>260791494
*lent games back and forth
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>>260790906
>putting slugs on pizza
Fucking americunts.
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>>260791556
It's intensifying to the point where we may not be able to contain it.
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>>260791103
>Faster -to go faster
>Doug Button- to do every damn thing you can imagine
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>>260789138
>>260791556
are you feeling it now, mr. krabs?
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>>260789138
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>>260791556
okay srs I don't get it. Is it comic panels? Is this a buckley thing?
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>>260791650
>slugs
Those are sea otters m8
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>>260790935
I lost it.
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>>260791749
youre supposed to mash both at once for a faster doug, duh
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>>260791628
THERE'S A CAP RIGHT THERE
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>>260791753
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>>260791797
its an epic meem, bro
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>>260791886
>this kills the crab
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>>260791103
>we finally know what the Doug button does
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>>260791878
Well shit anon. If you try to drink straight from the cap it pours all over your face. The only way to do it is open it from the side.
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>>260791886
Imagine if you were a human and you got Douged into that
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>>260791442
>pineapple
>anything but subhuman trash tier
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>>260787450
Jet Set Radio Future
Kingdom Hearts
Killzone 2
Star Wars: Battlefront 2
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>>260792026
>If you try to drink straight from the-
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>>260792026
YOU POUR IT IN A CUP
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>>260792062
Pls no
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>>260792026
No man
Fuck you
That is not okay
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>friend borrows my melee disc
>get it back & find the disc stuck to the manual
>find out he came all over it
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>>260792062
>tfw you will inevitably become a PS3 before you die
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>>260791138

Can someone explain why's so bad about this?

It's just a different opening. Are you guys really that autistic?
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>>260792062
>imagine if you were a human
>you were a human
That's some deep mozart shit right there
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>>260789138
holy fuck
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>>260792089

Alone, yes, but combined with jalapeno it's amazing.
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That´s a soap nigga.
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>>260788595
When I was twelve, I would beat the shit out my siblings if they so much as scratched my shit, but to write on it? That was a deceleration of war.
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>>260789138
Why.
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>>260792062
>Imagine if you were a human
>human
THE FUCK ARE YOU IMPLYING, BITCHNIGGA HUMAN?
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>>260792298
>tfw ps3manity will still have no games
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>>260791103
WHAT THE FUCK DOES DOUGER DO
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>>260789138
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>>260791705
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>>260792645
I hope you decelerated that war at the top of your lungs.
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>lend cousin bioshit infinite
>literally 1 year and a half later, get it
even thou the game wasnt that good, for almost fucking 2 years she had it
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>Lend neighbor Megaman 64
>Hands it back a month later with the cart split in half

True story
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>>260786410

>still owning a PS1 in 2003 at the earliest

what a nerdbomber
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>>260793118
was she hot?
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>>260793203
no
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>>260792847

Nothing, that's just a shop. The buttons are supposed to be "doug" and "faster"
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>>260793118

>she

Let me guess, she loved the game because it's an interactive movie, and she really liked the female character?
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>>260789138
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>>260793118
she was probably stuck on the puzzle
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>friend borrows game
>returns it like six months later
>still in good condition
>but it took them six months to return something that can be finished in less than two days
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>>260789284
fucking died
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>>260789965
I fucking hate when this happens.
How hard is it to clean up after yourself when borrowing someone's fleshlight or onahole?
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>>260791005
because mushrooms ruins delicious pizza
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>>260793310
she actually fuckign hated it, and said it was boring and the story was mediocre
Shes a total bro
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>>260793361
Maybe he wasn't able to git gud quickly.
At least he never gave up.
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>>260793118
>actually buying Bioshock Infinite

Please post a trigger-warning next time.
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>>260793358
There was a puzzle? I played it and didn't use my brain once.
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>>260787450
A DS with Mario Kart DS. To be fair, I niggered it from a friend. The guy just out niggered me.
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>>260793310
>2 years
>bioshock infinite release date: 2013
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>>260793670
wait a minute that card....
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You're all going to hate me for this but

I'm that "kid" now

>friend leaves his GC controller at my house
I keep it for two years and he brought it up and i was like oh yeah i still have it haha don't worry

>friend lets me borrow KH 1.5 REmix
i still have it and it's been two months
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>>260789138
I don't fucking get it?!
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>>260789138
It hurts to laugh
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here's your game back bro. I tried to erase my save but I ended up deleting yours too sorry
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>playing game on handheld
>8 year old cousin comes up
>i want to play
>no
>AUNT ANON'S MOM ANON WON'T LET ME PLAY
>anon you share
>ugh fine
>5 minutes later
>Screen basically shattered, game data probably erased
>Oh anon he doesn't know any better!
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>>260793814
I counter you boner robin with this guy
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>>260793670
hmm.. there was.. uh...

uhhhh.....


uuuuuuuuhhhhhhhh

shit, ive got nothing.
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>>260793814
>almost 2 years
>1 and a half years
READ A BOOK NIGGA
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>>260793056
I really liked dragon ball as a kid.
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>>260793841
Not your fault he never asked for his controller back sooner.
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>>260794008
All things considered, that's actually pretty good.
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>>260789138
I don't visit /v/ much. What is the original image this is a parody of?
>>260793930
me either but i feel as if i'm missing out
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>>260793998
Someone post grumpie dumpies
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>>260794031
ugh! and hipsters claim new simpsons are bad
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>>260789138
It took me way too long to get this, Jesus.
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>>260793998
Ohh fucking kids man
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>>260793930
It's about the LOSS of his gameboy anon.
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>>260794131
Not queen of /cgl/ good
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>>260791808
Did you find it yet?
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>>260794182
its really the middle simpsons that are good
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>>260794334
>that
>good
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>>260794271
heh
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>>260794247
the worst thing is the fact that parents become enablers by saying they don't know any better.

They definitely know better. Little kids are destructive little fucks
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>>260794334
>that face
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>>260789138
For those who don't get it.
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>>260789138
I CAN'T STOP SEEING IT

I WANT OFF THIS RIDE
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>>260789138
................................
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>>260792329
why would you open the side of a carton with a lid?

Now you have a chance of spilling juice that you didn't have before hand BECAUSE THE FUCKING TOP IS OPEN
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>>260794571
I hope those faggots die from poisoning
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>>260794140
nvm figured it out thanks to
>>260794271
and google
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>>260794571
>that poor trinitron
;_;
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>>260792026
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>>260794638
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>>260786410
holy fuck no
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>>260794571
No... NOOOO
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There was this kyoot boy I had a crush on in high school. He had blond hair and blue eyes. We didn't talk a lot in high school though. Sometime after graduation, during the college years, he got in touch with me again. We started hanging out and after a few weeks he asked if he could borrow $600 for an Xbox 360 and some games. He said he just got a job and could pay me back in a few months. A lot of his paycheck was going to school, car, etc. and he was setting aside some cash for it, but didn't want to wait a long time. So I gave him the money and said he could pay me back in a few months. After he got the money, he stopped talking to me and didn't want to hang out. It's been 4 years and I haven't heard from him since. At first, I thought "maybe he's in a rough financial situation and is afraid to see me because he owes me money". I decided to be a bro and said I would forgive his debts since I didn't want him owing money to ruin our friendship. Turns out, that wasn't the reason. He had been using me from the start. He could tell I was gay for him and just wanted to use me to get money to buy a console. Right in the fucking feels.
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>lend dragon dildo to friend
>it comes back with holes in it
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>>260789138
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>>260793998
Rage of a thousand suns.

Any parent who does this is shit.
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>>260794802
it's okay, they don't know any better
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>>260795170
fuck off degenerate
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>>260795185
These are burns.
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>>260794571
I like how the parent is taking a picture like this is actually funny
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>>260789138
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>>260795170
lol didn't read
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>>260795512
how the fuck do you burn someone's dragon dildo? if your going to borrow it, at least have the decency to not shove a fucking match into it or what ever the fuck
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>>260794638
I still don't get it.
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>>260794889
GODDAMN IT
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>>260795170
lol fag
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>>260789965
>having a black friend.
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>The other morning while my sister in law was in the shower, my 5 year-old nephew took a stick to the TV and beat it until it completely broke, as evidenced by the above picture. This act was so out of character for him and I couldn’t figure out why he would do this.

>It wasn’t until I asked what he was watching at the time that it all became very clear. He’d been watching “Curious George’s Birthday” which is all about a piñata, and I guess he just wanted to join in on the fun, not thinking that it would actually break the TV. He had just hit a piñata over the weekend for a birthday party, so I guess it was just a little too fresh in his mind.
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>>260789284
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>>260795170
> He had been using me from the start. He could tell I was gay for him and just wanted to use me to get money to buy a console. Right in the fucking feels.

>Trying to buy love

You and every other thirsty nigga need to fucking quench your thirst.

You fuckers are the exact reason gold digging bitches get their heads pumped up.

Trust me when I say that if a person likes you, you could buy them a burger from Carl Jr's and still smash.
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>lend friend a game that he wanted to play
>week or so later ask for the game back
>he looks at me surprised and replies, "I haven't even played it yet though."

What the fuck? Why would you even borrow it in the first place if you weren't going to fucking play it?
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>give car to friend so he can attend vidya convention
>here's your car, back. bro
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>>260793515
Where does she live?
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>>260795170
Pay no heed to your repliers, that guy was a dick, and not the good kind.
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>Somehow my amazing kids managed to get a handful of Lego’s through not one, but two skimmer baskets and into my pool pump. The impeller is shredded and the new, high efficiency replacement runs $1400.00 USD. So it looks like they won’t be seeing allowance until they’re 30! :)


seriously how the fuck do kids not know shit except for one specific destructive act
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>>260793005
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>>260795949
POST MORE RETARDED CHILD STORIES
I WISH FOR MY BLOOD TO BOIL
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>>260794638
>spoonfeeding newfags
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>>260796195
that's not a friend at all
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>>260789138
GOD IS DEAD
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>>260795949
That's pretty adorable. Did your Onee-chan pay to replace it?
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My friend wants me to lend him the MGS4 cd off the legacy edition...should I do it /v/ im afraid hell scratch it, i just got it too almost done with Metal Gear
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>>260786737
>>260786410
>hey, heres your dreamcast back. Sorry, I got bored and started painting it
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>>260795949

>Sanyo.

He did you a favor.
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>>260796403
ok

>Let your kid hold your cell phone to keep him quiet and he will do this … all text is reversed and must now be read in a mirror. Removing the battery does not fix the problem. The boy clearly possesses some evil electronic superpower.
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>>260796543
that's pretty cool
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Several years ago I had a little flashdrive in my room. It had a little cap on there that made this really satisfying clicking sound when you popped it on.

A little kid came into my room, found the flashdrive, AND STOLE THE FUCKING CAP. THAT LITTLE SHIT.

>I will never hear that satisfying clicking sound again
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>>260796543
>dreamcast

here's your reply
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Am I the only one who's super autismal about borrowing my friends stuff? I take super good care of my own shit and even better care of others.

I guess its hard for other people huh
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>>260796543

that's a fucking 10 out of fucking 10 holy shit

I'd kill to have friends like that
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>>260796543
sweet bro... here, borrow this blank canvas I had laying around
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>My kids love to throw rocks at my car climb all over it everyday even though they get into so much trouble everyday for it! Well yesterday they finally busted the window out after i shut the door from getting the car seats out it all fell into the backseat but on the plus side i don’t have to see cartoons for 4 days!!
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>>260796626
I'm more confused than I am mad. Go back to the blatant anger-inducing ones.
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>>260796309
I don't know, kid, why don't you tell us?
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>>260796797
Whoops.
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>>260789714
Do you have the copypasta for Mr.Dinks?
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>>260796894
it's that kind of thing a little kid does. They can't read but they always know a specific set of button presses to delete everything
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>>260794571

>yfw it's lead paint
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>>260796626
Have you tried weverse?
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>>260796626
Honestly, I'm impressed.
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>>260796869
>Only 4 days for car damage
Bad parents
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thanks for lending me zelda, here's your game back bro
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>>260796730
>>260796626
>>260796403
I had a model kit from Batman Returns that me and my dad built together. It was sitting on my window sill and my 5 year old cousin saw it.

>Why don't you play with that one?
>Because it's not a toy, it's very fragile and will break if you touch it.
>I lift it up and shake it to show that I'm not fucking around
>He says okay
>I leave to get him a snack from the kitchen
>the model is in shambles and he's crying his eyes out

WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST TELL YOU
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>>260796869
Do you american fathers let your child do that? If my kid ever do something like that I'm hitting the fuck out of him untill he learns that thats not ok.
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>>260793998
>buy a smart phone
>can play video games
>dont look like a child in public
problem solved. no cousins to bug you to borrow your phone because youre "facebooking", maybe you could even tell a little white lie about how you have a girlfriend.
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>>260796195
And this is why plastic bumpers suck ass. Why the fuck do car manufacturers like using plastic bumpers? First of all it cost more money to replace than metal because metal bumpers you can just hammer it back to shape. Second of all more people get killed because plastic bumpers do shit for protection and does more damage to the car body.

Whats next, they completely make a car's body out of plastic so a whole group in the car dies from a weak ass impact?
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>>260794889
I use tomorrow so I never get tricked by this.
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>>260797265
>I TOLD YOU NOT TO TOUCH IT!
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>>260796869
Is this some kind of bait? Four days?
That's the kind of shit that costs you the tip of your finger.
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>>260797361
>buy a smart phone
>can play video games
eeeh... Maybe some emulators or something.
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>>260797386
>ARE YOU GOING TO HAVE TO AMPUTATE IT?
mmm yes
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>>260797386

We need some Arthur_punches.DW.webm up in here
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>lend steam account to friend
>suddenly this

FUCK
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>>260797551
are you implying snes and genesis games are worst than the shit out currently?
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>>260797367
Manufacturers have to cut weight whenever possible to maximize emissions. Blame the billions of people using oil.
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>>260797367
>wah why dont I have useless shit weighing my car down

Or do you think bumpers are supposed to absorb impacts?
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>>260797386
I didn't even have words man.

He was crying his eyes out and he looked like he felt horrible about it.

So I just took his gaming priveleges away.

That made him cry more delicious tears

I never could fix that model though. That hurt more than anything.
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>>260797321

wow

That kid is a genius.
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>>260797367

The bumper isn't supposed to absorb the damage from a high speed impact, the crumple zones in the frame and body are.
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>One evening one of my daughters had diarrhea, so I decided to give her medicine. My mistake was giving it to her while she was still on the toilet because she didn’t like the medicine (drinkable) and threw her head back very hard, breaking the reservoir, the seat top, and the tank cover! She was fine, but I had to seal the crack in the reservoir with silicone until I could go out and buy a new toilet the next day.
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>>260797620

I was not ready for this.
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>>260797117
Surely no one would be stupid enough to continue to manufacture lead based paints, would they?
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>>260796403
Okay.
>my nephew's birthday
>wanted to give him a nice gift
>so why don't I surprise him with a 3DS I thought
>give it to him during the party, he smiled at me
>he goes up to his room
>hours later came to check if he was playing with it, go to his room
>see that the wrapper was opened and the 3DS was in a trash bin
>Heard he was upset I didn't get him a iPad instead

His dad had to apologize to me a hundred times, but it's cool. Kids these days.
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>>260787240
What a asshole, lending your friend a blatantly inferior version of a game.
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>>260797620

>"oh, cool, what a nice way to clean up your stuff!"
>read the last bit
>mfw there is no face
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>>260797620
I'm pretty sure that's fake
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>>260789138
WHAT


WHAT
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>>260797321
>dat fucking santa
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>>260796403
My cousin broke my Hulk action figure.
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>>260797868

Little bitch has one hell of a headbutt.
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>>260797868
She's pretty hardcore if she can crack porcelain and be fine.
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>>260797905
So he threw it in the fucking trash?

What an asshole. I still have every shitty LCD game anyone's ever given me.
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>>260797905
What a fucking piece of shit.

Fuck your nephew.
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>My son marked my mother-in-law’s piano with a Sharpie… He wanted to remember what keys played the JAWS theme song.
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>>260792026
YOU DUMB FUCKING NIGGER HOLY SHIT
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>>260797868

Only problem is, she'll never get the idea that she shouldn't crack porcelain through her thick skull.
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>>260797942
Silent Hill Megaman is better sonyboy
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>>260798259
that's actually funny
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>>260797367
Cars are about 50% plastic. That's something I learned very recently. My new job is requiring me to learn all about plastics. It's hard to think of a more boring job. At least I get to sit at a desk all day and don't have to do physical work, so that's the nice part of it.

http://plastics.americanchemistry.com/Market-Teams/Automotive
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>>260798259
That's kinda hilarous through
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>>260789138
i want to get off /v/
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>>260797724
No. I'm implying they're much better.
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>>260797905
I'm getting the vibe that you're not close to your nephew.

Too much awkwardness`.
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>>260797905
How old was the little shit? You NEVER buy little kids expensive things because they're guaranteed to trash them.
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>>260797620
I am actually having a physical reaction to this, real or not.

The prospect of it being real is simply terrifying.
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>>260797620
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>>260787301
>tfw you both play turtles in time as you ride on top of his lap, as he kisses your neck.
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>>260797905
>muh angry birds and minecraft
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>My husband and I have five boys ages 12 down through 2. Once someone told me it was amazing my house was still standing, and I laughed and wondered what the heck they were talking about. Now I know.

>My husband is always telling me to keep the boys out of our bedroom because he hides his expensive flat screen in there along with his Xbox 360 and all his video games. Yet still, the boys always manage to sneak in there and play video games.

>This particular day I was warning them to get out of there but they were really into some sports game. I wish I could take back that moment and actually MADE them get out…but I didn’t. A few moments later I hear a *SMACK* and crying and then lots of “OH MY GOSH DAD IS GOING TO BE SO MAD!!!!!!!” My heart dropped.

>I didn’t even want to go look. But I slowly walked in there, like I was in a bad dream.

>Our 4 year old had gotten mad at the game because he was losing and threw the Xbox 360 controller into the TV.

>We tried calling around but no one fixes broken LCD screens.

>When my husband got home from work, I had to be the one to tell him. He just went into the room, shut the door, and sat in silence for a few moments. He didn’t scream or yell. I think he was beyond that!
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>>260797905
If you were the same age, you'd be disappointed if somebody gave you a 3DS instead of the iPad all your friends have.
and don't say you were more grateful as a kid, because you weren't. You were a fucking kid.
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>>260797905
Why the fuck do kids these days want those piece of shit iPads over a 3DS or Vita? Its like those kids that gets an Xbox 360 just so all they play is COD.
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>>260798895
>We tried calling around but no one fixes broken LCD screens

Oh, women.
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>>260798895

>Vizio
>expensive flat screen

Ayy
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>>260795185
that looks like a manufacturing flaw

also how the fuck would you burn silicone like that
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>>260798974
>get a gameboy color as kid
>don't know what the fuck a gameboy is
>have kirby tilt n' tumblr, Pokemon gold
>play all the time

some kids actually really appreciate what they have and take care of their things. I know i did.

I still have my gameboy color, sp, ds, etc.
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>>260798895
That's being waaay over dramatic. It's just an LCD TV.
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>>260798975
>Its like those kids that gets an Xbox 360 just so all they play is COD.
That's exactly it brah, they don't want to play good games, they want to play Angry Birds and shit like that.
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>>260797905
holy shit, i think i would have strangled the kid
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>>260797620
>>260798007
Of course it's fake. The biggest give away is specifically
>his funny looking signature
That's the kind of wording you only use when you're pretending to be retarded. It draws attention to it and makes you look like you JUST missed the point.
If it were real, the guy would just have just said "he wrote his name on the front plate in marker" or something simple like that.
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>>260798974
Everybody at my age had a fucking SNES and i received a Sega Genesis at christmas. I was mad, but at the next day i played the entire day that shit and i usually bought new games.

The anon's nephew is just a momma's boy.
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>>260798975
I'd give my kid a Gameboy Color as their first handheld.

As if they'd be able to break it.
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>This one doesn’t need a great deal of explanation. My eight-year old son was angry at his six-year old sister. To him, the only clear course of action was to defile one of her favorite things. With a blue Sharpie. At least he spelled it correctly, I guess. Perhaps most disturbing was that my daughter lobbied hard for her brother to not be punished. She found the entire situation hilarious. I guess penis jokes really are universal.
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>Little cousin asking me to play with my DS
>Say no and he starts crying
>Goes to my aunt and tells her I'm not letting him play
>"Hey anon, how expensive is that thing?"
>Say the price of the console, this was before the DSi
>"You're not playing, go do something else"
It feels good when your family knows they have to pay for anything their kids destroy
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>>260786410

>Crazy Taxi sticker
>Klonoa sticker
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>>260798975
Because kids aren't interested in Japanese video games.
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>>260785028
>be 7, moms friends from germany buy me Pokemon Red and a GameBoy, play the shit out of it despite not understanding a word (all the conversations are tutorial anyways kek)
>Beaten the League multiple times while grinding, my Venosaur, Mewtwo and Zapdos are lvl 100, I've almost caught them all.
>Friend borrows game
>Transfers all my pokemon to his
>Starts new game to cover it all up
>mfw
I steal his bike a few days later, bury it in the forest, he still doesn't know I did that, never told anyone either.
>next day see him walk with his mom and crying about it, bestfeelingever.gif
Few years later I steal his Pokemon Gold and transfer all his legendaries to my Silver, keep his starter as hostage, burn the cartridge
I STILL HOLD THE GRUDGE BUCK! I WILL NEVER FORGIVE YOU! NEVER!
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>>260799305
That's really shitty, but at the same time I'm laughing.
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>>260793841
>still have my friends pokemon stadium 2 that i borrowed 10 years ago
>stole another friends yoshis island and DKC3 since hes not going to find his snes anytime soon
find your snes and ill give it back for fuck sake, just let me still try to 100% yoshi first
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>>260799305

I can see an incest story forming from this.
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>>260798895
Beat the living shit out of those kids, what the fuck are they even doing?
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>>260798545
No, we're not close close, but close enough that we talk alot and he likes me. But he's a spoiled brat.

>>260798632
8 years, he's about 10 now
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>>260799228
>holy shit, i think i would have strangled the kid

Gotta blame the uncle too.

That's a huge mistake to make. The kid was obviously an applefag and hated nintendo.
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>>260798974
I would've never thrown a gift away. I maybe wouldn't play it after a few tries but holy shit.

No. That kid's a fucking ass.
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>>260798974
I was, when I got a Gameboy I cherished that shit and put autismal effort into keeping it safe. Today it's completely fine aside from some scuffs on the outside.
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>>260787450
>lend a friend Fable 3 and Fallout New Vegas
>ask for it back 6 months later
>Sorry bro, I lent Fable 3 to a friend of mine and sold New Vegas
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>>260799627
but anon he doesn't know any better!
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>>260789138
>people pretending to know what this means
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>>260797015
THE FUCK?!
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>>260799390
what even is that?
they look cute
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>>260799825
I'm not pretending I know shit. What the fuck is the big deal?
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>>260799791
he's 8.

I would've took the shit back.
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>>260799475
I've still got my friend's Super Mario Bros 3 from a bit over a decade ago.
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>>260799791
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>Friend likes zelda but mentions having never played wind waker
>He can't just go get a copy because he's spending too much money on weed, whatever
>Lend it to him four months before school ends
>Get it back on the LAST FUCKING SCHOOL DAY THAT YEAR
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>After our two-year-old son’s bath we decided to let him air out. I know, you already know what’s going to happen. While I was working on some work for my graduate program my wife heard, “poo, poo, poo.” That usually means “Winnie the Pooh,” but this time, you guessed it-he took a crap right on one of my reading assignments for a philosophy of language course. I guess my son has an early start at hating “the linguistic turn” in philosophy. I think Deleuze did the exact same thing once.
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>>260785439
kek
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>>260799413
>I steal his bike a few days later, bury it in the forest
That's a little extreme isn't it?
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>>260798975
There are kids that want a 360 just to play minecraft instead of playing it on their parent's computer, what a joke.

Kids these days aren't like 80's/90's kids, especially when it comes to simple things like gratitude, respect, and breaking shit for no reason or a really shitty reason. I don't know about you guys, but if I pulled any of the shit in this thread especially like >>260798895 >>260797905, my parents would have fucking killed me. Parents suck at disciplining their kids anymore.

Hell, I fucking treasured anything I got, I still remember when I got my gameboy pocket, I was fucking ecstatic.
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>>260789138
B^U
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>Have neighbor who is a friend of my brother's and he is a total bro
>Has 2 kids
>his daughter who is 11 acts like a normal person, doesn't cause trouble
>His son is 3 and he is literally acts like some demon spawn from hell
>His son never listens to what his parents say no matter what.
>His son climbs up shit all the time and ends up falling and gets himself hurt
>Those falls involved chipped teeth(although they are baby teeth), spitting head open which involved stiches
>His son also broke some of his game consoles, computer, and some other stuff which he had to replace
>His son is downright out of control

Wish I was bullshitting. I seen this shit with him. His son might have ADD, ADHD, and/or autism.
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>>260798974

I mean, I had a lot of cases with games where my parents would get the wrong one for my birthday and I'd throw a tantrum, but an entire system? I'd be too damn busy being excited that I got something so cool. I'd get upset if it were a lousy Xbox instead of a PS2, but I'd deal.

Trashbinning it is being an ass. That kid deserves a smacking.
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>lend friend sanic 3 for sega masterdrive
>he was completely obsessed with sanic, he was a furry before it became mainstream
>he had this other sonic game, you could plug sonic 3 into the cartridge and tails appeared or something
>he lends me jungle strike in return
>friend moves away, "forgets" to return sonic
>jungle strike is GOTYAY
>everything went better than expected
But seriously, I didn't even know these terms back then. But that guy was your hardcore high-functional-autistic furfag. He had several books written full of sanic fanfiction, a database of all the bosses, images he drew, everything. He was probably the prototype of furfags, as this was in the 90s. I could have stopped this, I'm sorry, /v/.
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>being that kid who never gave video games back that he borrowed from friends
>as a result, now owning nearly perfect condition Chrono Trigger, Earthbound, and some other shitty SNES games
They probably wouldn't have taken as good care of them as I did anyway.
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>>260800515
I just sort of awkwardly took them and then never opened the package.
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>>260799305
You're a really terrible parent if your kid knows what a penis is at age 8
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Oh boy, here's some fun shit for you guys.

>have 3 GBA SP's in the family a long fucking time ago
>my personal red one is stolen by my shithead cousin
>i stomped on one out of rage
>my little brother threw the other one in the toilet

>i broke my jak 2 disc while being a dipshit with my cousin
>i also set my copy of sonic 06 on fire with said cousin, nearly burning the gas can i used

>little sister wipes my 100% ratched deadlocked save

But the worst is the old family laptop.
>the kids in the family got a new laptop around 2004, kind of shit but it was decent for the time
>while it was technically the family's, i was the only one who used it

>leave the laptop to my younger sister and brother while i went over to a cousin's for the weekend
>come back to see half of the keyboard's keys ripped out because of little brother, could never find them all

>i accidentally broke the screen once by closing the laptop on a pencil, it was replaced

>older sister took it out of the room while i was sleeping, get it back and learn that the screen shits itself if it's bent past a certain angle
>angle kept getting more and more narrow as time went on
>eventually i got an external monitor, mouse, and keyboard and it turned into a glorified desktop
>the fan kept fucking up so i had to literally open up the laptop to fix it two or three times
>by the time we gave it away the monitor was basically falling off

>i got my own brand new rig two years ago, while my siblings got their own laptops
>younger brother's laptop crapped out because he wrecked the charger cable port and it had to be taped in the correct position to the laptop
>younger sister's laptop crapped out because of a virus and battery issues but those were dealt with
>older sister's laptop is slow as fuck but otherwise fine
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>>260799413
Future serial killer detected
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>Not hitting your kids at appropriate times to show them what punishment is
Good parents that people ITT are related to. REALLY.

>inb4 b-b-but you're making them f-fear y-you n-not listen t-to y-you...
yeah i'm going to make my kid an apologetic, privileged, non-athletic, minecraft playing, hipster garbage.
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>>260800452
Dude. I had ADHD. That kid sounds deranged.
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>>260798737
>you will never co-op nestled in your qt bfs lap, his big strong arms around you and his breath on your neck
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>>260800579
>90s
>prototype furfag

They were around in the mid-80s bro.
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>>260798974
Fuck you, I grew up poor and didn't even have my own system until I was 12, if someone gave me a gameboy back then I would have been fucking ecstatic.
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>>260800898
>thinks hitting your children is acceptable
Amerifat detected
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>>260800712
>Daddy, what's this thing I pee with called?
>GOOD GOD PUT THAT AWAY, I'LL EXPLAIN IT WHEN YOU'RE OLDER YOU DEMON OF A CHILD
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>>260800712
When I was a kid, I thought that it wasn't your penis, it's your peanuts.
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Hahaha, I have a retarded kids story of myself from when I was really little

>father is a carpenter
>he and his friends built everything in our house, majority is made out of wood
>he was still working on the house when we were living in it
>one day he was really proud and got new doors
>they were made out of really soft wood and he spent a lot of time on them
>he told me and my brother to not draw on them because that would ruin them
>see his point and agree that we shouldn't ruin the doors
in the morning I took a ball pen
I wrote / carved into the doors "don't write on the doors"
I actually couldn't write back then so I just scribbled into the doors
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>>260800712

>Not teaching your son about his own anatomy.

Shit parent/10
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>>260800186
That 2 year old took a monster crap
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>>260800712
I'm sorry that you were born dickless son.
Maybe someday you'll understand.
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>lending things to people who smoke/have pets

never ever
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>>260801024
Not even going to lie. I became a very good person after all the ass beatings I got.

I don't think corporal punishment is always the answer but sometimes a kid will step so over the line where they should expect to get from not just you, but anyone else.
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>>260801165
What if he's a girl?
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>>260800712
Fuck you. I was kept in the dark, a friend of mine told me how babies are made when I was 12. I ended up dropping out of school due to depression and transferred to another one, as I just couldn't go to that class anymore. Yes, that "friend" told everyone in the class.
I also had no idea what's a bladder, and thought that pee was stored in my testicles.
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>>260801024
It's not like a spanking will destroy their self confidence forever.
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>>260789138
>my face
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>>260801024
>letting your kids turn into little shits who have no sense of actions and repercussions

If you don't want to hit your kids fine, but you have to at least fuck with their psyche if you want them to stay in line.
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>>260789138
too far
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>>260799904
Thats a spawn of satan with another spawn of satan doing cute things. [Namely, a Cremator and a Overloaded Magma Worm, both are bosses in Risk of Rain]
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>>260797270
>Do you american fathers
>fathers on /v/
I should hope not.
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>>260801460
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>>260801409
Then my point still stands.
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>>260801460
> I ended up dropping out of school due to depression and transferred to another one, as I just couldn't go to that class anymore. Yes, that "friend" told everyone in the class.

Dear god you're such a pussy. People only antagonized you with it because it bothered you, if you just faced it they would've left it alone.

learn how to laugh at yourself.
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>let guy borrow my cd
>dude you scratched it
>its ok man
>spits on it
>wipes it clean
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>>260799283
my sister has more damage on one phone than I've had on every video game I've ever owned

she even spent $100 to fix the screen only to break it again a month later

what the fuck is with kids these days
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>>260800324

It's not any different than it used to be. Parents like yours still exist, they just don't have pictures of destroyed crap to put on the internet.
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>>260801468
>Take off my pants.
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>In two hours: Connect Four checkers melted into the living room wall sconce.

>Cell phone car adapter in three pieces.

>Broom fighting breaks the ceiling fan light by the bay window. While cleaning up the broken glass, 7 year old resumes broom fighting while 6 year old not lookng. Trip to ER.

>And they wanted ice cream on the way home.
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I KNOW YOU FUCKING STOLE MY YUGIOH CARDS KEVIN
YOU'RE MOST OF THE REASON WHY I DON'T TALK TO THE HALF-NIGGERS IN MY EXTENDED FAMILY
HOW WAS JUVY FAGGOT?
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>>260789542
holy shit he's right.
shap isn't a word but dammit he's RIGHT!
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>>260789284
nice one
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>>260800836
I wouldn't hurt a fly and I never hold grudges like this, but he was one of my best friends, I would have never expected such a betrayal.

His father passed last year, we're both 23 today.
Seeing him and his mother break down at the funeral made me happy and I hate myself for it.
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>>260800898
This guy gets it.
I don't want kids though, I have too much of an anger problem and I'm afraid at some point I might accidentally seriously injure or kill them.
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>>260801460
nigga I didn't know what sex was until I was 14 and I toughed it out. My parents never gave me the talk because they were too awkward, but also never let me take the health classes about it.
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>>260800186
>I guess my son has an early start at hating “the linguistic turn” in philosophy. I think Deleuze did the exact same thing once.
This story about pooping on things suddenly started going way over my head.
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>>260799751
I hope you stopped being friends after that
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>>260789138
Fucking shit
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>Be 3 year old me
>Father buys one of those toy guns that shoots arrows with suction cups on them
>Gives to me to play with
>"Now baby anon don't shoot me in the eye lololol"
>Smile at dad and giggle
>Proceed to shoot in the eye anyways
>Little tiny piece of skin hangs off of father's eyelid to this day

I'm sorry Dad. I just wanted to be a smartass; I didn't want to actually hurt you. :(
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>>260801910
Even the Icon of Sin can't take that much evil
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You can always tell which ones grow up to be violent niggers.

It always starts with these retarded parents not punishing their children for their nigger behavior.

My cousins' kids... it's like waiting for a series of train wrecks to happen.
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>>260798895
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MJ8X_CWkkcI
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>>260802168
Who's this demon's sperm?
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>>260794638
Reddit.
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>>260800789
>i also set my copy of sonic 06 on fire with said cousin, nearly burning the gas can i used

Completely justified.
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>>260789284
im dead 10/10
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>>260785028
I've only ever lent a game to one person.
Strangely, he wasn't even really a friend. I wound up getting it back a bit later than I'd have hoped, but it was in the condition I lent it to him in.
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>>260800918
>His son might have ADD, ADHD, and/or autism.

Autism is obvious.

But it seems like ADD.

And you grow out of that. Just video-tape it so he cringe at himself when he turns 17.
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>Stoner friend lets me borrow Oblivion on the 360 way back when
>Play it for a little while and eventually get bored with it
>Keep it for a couple weeks
>Eventually he asks for it back
>Forgot it had been out of its case for a while and the disc had gotten a good amount of scratches
>Give it back to him as-is
>He looks at it and accuses me of scratching it up
>"no I didn't, it was like that when you gave it to me"
>"oh okay"
>He actually went along with it

I feel bad for lying about it but oh well
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>hand me the controller, bro
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>>260802642
Well, you don't really grow out of it. You just learn to deal with it.
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>>260789138

I'm too high for this shit.
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>>260797901
Depends when the picture is from
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>>260801468

i kek'ed and lek'ed
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>>260802116
He went into the military and I haven't seen him since. maybe he's dead.
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>>260802790
no
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I took one of my cousin's kid to a con once, worst decision I ever made.
>tried to cut every line
>tried to take the demo game out of the demo 3DS
>stuffed his pockets with a bowl of candy at a booth and then ran
>loudly mocked people's costumes
>whined when I gave him a burger instead of chicken nuggets and apple juice from mcdonalds
>everyone looks at me like I'm the bad parent
I don't know how people can raise their kids to be that bad.
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>>260795548
What're you gonna do? Beat your small children that got their hands on something you didn't secure properly? Freak out about something you can't undo? Emotionally balanced people laugh at things and then fix them. Freaking out solves nothing. Also that paint could be water based and super easy to clean up.
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>>260802790
I can't even imagine how much that must have hurt. How do doctors even fix that?
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>>260802005
As you should. Let it go, nigga. Be there for your ex-buddy. Water under the bridge.
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>>260789138
I've read every single reply and I still don't get what's so funny about this.
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>>260802790
Imagine dumping a bottle of peroxide all over that
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>>260803294
lolsofunny memes
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>>260803294
Your new is showing
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>>260789138
Someone please explain the joke here.
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>>260801805

Same thing as was always wrong as them. You can't tell me you didn't have that guy you knew whose DS hinge broke the month after he got it, or who always had really scratched-up discs?

Hell, a lot of the people I knew in high school owned Apple products with broken screens. Some people just really can't take care of their stuff.
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>>260803116

Get it all back into place, then bandage it for a few months. If the bones aren't damaged he likely had a full recovery
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>>260787450
>Borrow Crash 3 for a few weeks off a friend
>"Hey man where's Crash? I kinda need it back"
>Fuck no, too much fun
>"Okay that's it, if you don't give it back I'm telling the teacher!"
>Go home and scratch the back of the disc to fuck it up and give it to him the next day
>IF I CAN'T HAVE IT, NO ONE CAN
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>>260803426
>You're not yet mentally deficient enough to understand obscure references to something that isn't even mildly entertaining
>hurdur newfeg xDDDDDD
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>Pay friend for his 360
>He lent it to a friend
>Who lent it to another friend.
>Ask for it back
>"That was a deal between you two"
>"I'll use it more than you do"
>"Just let me use it"
>He left to college and I haven't seen from him, the 360, or the friend I paid sense.
Least it was only 50 bucks.
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>>260798259
>That water mark
>implying it won't come off with soap and water
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>>260803332
WHAT IF WE MADE A KNIFE OUT OF SALT
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>>260803294
forced memes, "/v/ culture", shitposting. That's so funny about it.
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>>260802790
I have always wondered what caused that.
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>>260803294
I knew what the joke was supposed to be right away, but I don't really see it there.
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>>260803487
I guess that's true.

My friends were even more autistic than me about the state of their vidya.
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>>260802902
Good.
>>260803284
I was there for him, we still hang out today, but it will never be water under the bridge.
I know how stupid and weird this is, but I simply can't let it go even after all these years and getting my revenge on multiple occasions.
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>>260803667
But loss gets posted pretty much all of the time, and has been since 2008. You'd eventually learn from it, going to LOL threads or not
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>>260803667
>joke that's been around for a while
>not obscure at all
>you don't get it

Yeah, that's a good way to spot someone newer to a board.
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>>260803682
>Paying for something at any time other than when you receive it
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>>260791886
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>>260798974
If you're a fat ungrateful piece of shit maybe.
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>>260789138
I laughed way too hard at this.
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>>260801158
My little sister also takes gargantual craps for some reason. I didn't think kids could do that.
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>>260803960
>going to threads on /v/ that don't have anything to do with video games
Disgusting.
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>>260789138
>The loss was predestined
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>>260803721
Depends on if it's actual ivory or not.
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>>260789138
GOD DAMN IT /v/
YOU MOTHER FUCKERS
DO YOU REALLY HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO WITH YOUR LIVES THAN THIS
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