>tfw no good games where you play as a bug
Isn't this fucker like part beetle or something?
Yeah it isn't a bug, but it was still pretty fucking great.
Gram for gram, no animal exceeds the relative fighting strength of the army ant.
Holy shit anon
Starship Troopers-esque RTS with all you just mentioned.
Ants as frontline
termites as engineers,
bombardier beetles as tanks,
Wasps as the elite air units,
Moths as air recon
Special Arachnid units, Goliath Spiders and Emperor Scorpions
This is still hands down one of my favorite SRPGs.
>no game where you play as a kabuto beetle samurai and fight your way through the realms of the insect world
HOLD THE FUCK UP
STRAP YOURSELF IN
I think I might have actually been the only person who ever played this game
>no game where you play as a crocodile
Has anyone seen the bug documentary Life in the Undergrowth on BBC Nature?
its such a good doc
say that to sim ant's face, casual fag.
Beetles are the superheroes of the insect world.
>mfw TerraFormars Beat Em Up
>mfw some pleb chooses the ants or beetles
>mfw mantis shrimp master race
i watched the entire life in cold blood series today,
and life in the undergrowth had the credits rolling as i read your post
David Attenborough is such a great narrator
>Game where you're an ant who falls in love with a white moth princess who gets kidnapped by hornets
>You team up with a Dragonfly, a Hercules Beetle, a butterfly and a spider
>On your quest you meet such faces including an aggravated pillbug, a jealous honeybee, a lovesick black widow, an obese frog, a shy cricket, a brave mouse and a cunning mantis
>Ant MC gradually rounds up ants from his colony to stop the hornet's queen's fleet
>Moth Princess' father hires a black moth known for his valiant demeanor, act as ant's rival
Would you play it, /v/? What would the genre be?
>tfw no incest RTS
Why play an incest RTS when you can play a incest grand strat?
Blade is best beetle.
Will it be like a rts or more like a rpg?
i thought that person's fingers were bleeding
Sounds breddy gud.
Pitch that shit to pixar.
RTS makes more sense when you consider ants but an RPG opens up the possibilities for a more diverse roster.
>Ant MC learns how to harness fire from fire-ants and thunder from lightning bugs
>become a mage-soldier
>Hercules Beetle becomes an earth user chucking pebbles at enemies and overpowering bigger prey
>Dragonfly learns wind-based techniques with his wings
>Butterfly is a healer with pollen.
And thanks to you two as well.
The fact that you have all of these insects just made me think of Breath of Fire. Probably just a traditional turn based RPG. That sounds the best.
>that obese frog
>a centipede with his segments as multiple targets
>trap-door spider boss that takes away party members throughout the fight
>harness fire from fire-ants and thunder from lightning bugs
Shit just got real, son.
This is sounding better and better.
Who would you hire to develop the title. If you say bioware I'll rek u cunt. Swear on me mum.
Praying mantis are the fags of the insect world
Someone competent. A small team, not a big one. Or it could just be a small text-based RPG. You can do a lot with text.
Shit, I'm trying to learn programming. Maybe it'll happen in twenty years.
>Breath of Fire
I know you had a lot of non-humans in that series, but what did the insects do?
>no h-game where you play as a big that has to reproduce by crawling inside women and chafing their eggs with insect eggs
>you grow bigger and stronger the more women you infect
>you eventually are able to take over female warriors and wizards
>finally, you take over the queen and make the kingdom your personal bug farm
>a little gore in it too in which you can devour women for energy and your newborn offspring can eat their mother from the inside out
I don't believe that there were any insects. Sorry I wasn't clearer in my post. I meant that having a bunch of different species for allies reminded me of BoF.
Anon, are you crazy? Pic related.
I hear you on the small, talented team angle. It sounds like a solid concept. Maybe you can find some passionate devs to help you flesh it out and produce something cool. If it becomes a reality, make sure not to
suck cock to get good press
Ah okay. I like games with varied species. Even better if there aren't any humans present.
You know it.
Also, gotta have a Weta in somehow. I may just go on this one further.
someone post the video where the bug pic related is biting some girls thumb and it wont stop biting slicing her thumb losing her finger camera still rolling and the bug keeps biting
3 or less int.
This is about how most people will react.
Confirmed for never played deadly creatures
He is part insect actually, since Gero based his form on a Cicada.
Why can't more games let your stats determine things like this instead of just "you do X more damage" or "you have X more health"
I tried playing low int character...
I felt like shit. Everybody was treating me badly.
Thats when i decided to kill everyone rude to me and go wander the wasteland looking for ways to end my life. I kinda felt like Frankensteins monster in the novel.
>mfw Cell goes from badass people eating bug monster to gigs Biggs to generic anime face with a silly hat
>mfw autocorrect changes giga nigga to gigs Biggs.
What the fuck?
And didn't Dr. Gero add in bug elements so he'd develop faster?
>he doesnt know
>add bug elements so he'll develop faster
>choose a cicada, a bug best known for taking 17 years to develop where other bugs take as little as a day
>tfw no incest RTS
There is and it's called Europa Universalis
(pic is not mine, I have no idea what the green marker is)
Well he did arrive 4 years ago. And it does take about 17 or so years for him to come out in his imperfect form in the future where he kills Trunks. So it actually does add up
You want bugs?
I'll give you bugs.
What about Impossible Creatures? You could make a full insect/bug based army.
>tfw no incest RTS
I didnt realize how bad I need this until now
>flying onii-chan cocks are fighter planes
>mom ass is tanks
>little sister clit is infantry
>dad cock is you
>There will never be an adventurer game where you play as a variety of insects in a large open world, traveling across the massive land of the insects, battling monstrous other bugs and larger creatures, all while being in the back yard of some house.
Cell was great before he started talking. He stalked the shadows like some horror movie monster, turned an entire city into loose clothes that than just killed people. He was fucking scary, even eating a person alive right in front of Piccolo
Then he started talking, and you saw his cute little kitten fangs inside his flappy muppet mouth and he lost all his intimidation.
There's a few Kamen Rider games. None of them are very good, though.
>mfw force my subjects into incestuous relationships
What is some boss-worthy insects if there was ever an insect game?
>Agile and fast. It can flap it's wings to cause an area of effect shockwave. Legs are long reach.
>If the game's an RPG, it will always attack the spider in the party first.
Got something to get out of your chest anon?
>play this game
>wow this game is awesome let me save it for later in a special spot
>put the disk on the monitor
Never played it again.
Yeah, but you also have millions upon millions upon millions of tiny .5 inch dicks all over your body, and you birth more every second, until they become alive and they are required to hunt and kill to sustain your massive writing girth of penis monsters with human fle
wait no that went too far
>but you also have millions upon millions upon millions of tiny .5 inch dicks all over your bod
STEP 1:Choose a bug
STEP 2:ride it
STEP:Enjoy one of the best bullet hells in years
Beetles have pretty wings
Final boss would have to be something really terrifying for a bug, like a bird, or the classic spider boss. Maybe battle a yellow jacket.
I can imagine some cool levels
>Rain level where the land is completely changed due to the downpour. You have to travel across the growing puddle to meet the Toad Lord who will give you some advice
>Adventure into the garden, where mushrooms have taken up residence, including a run in with zombified insects controlling by the fungus
>Climbing the great yard tree and encountering the Knights of the Horn, a band of beetles who seek to bring justice to the yard and take down the evil yellow jacket.
Play Apidya, fly like a bee, sting like a motherfucker
> millions upon millions upon millions of tiny .5 inch dicks all over your body, and you birth more every second, until they become alive and they are required to hunt and kill to sustain your massive writing girth of penis monsters with human
anon what the fuck
i bet thats someones fetish
>BEHOLD, YE TINY BRAINED WORMS, SEE THE GREAT LEGGED GOD DESCEND FROM ON HIGH AND STAND WITHIN THE GRASSES! THE TIME FOR REPENTING IS AT HAND, AS THE GREAT LEGGED GOD IS HERE TO REAP THE YARD!
That rat corpse in the sewer stage scared me pretty badly back in the day.
Holy shit. That would make a PERFECT final boss fight in an insect game.
>ASHES TO ASHES MOTHERFUCKER!
It can even transform into different modes for different segments of the battle
>Damage the legs joints, it expands it's top half to cover it's exposed legs
>Damage the exposed head it rolls up and starts rolling around
>If it stops rolling, it pops open to expose it's weak spots
Being so big it wouldn't even need to attack, just moving around would be a danger to the insects.
>The hero Bullet hops on the back of one of the Knights of the Horn, as they all ride off to try and stop Yellow Jacket as he rides the giant, flashing monstrosity across the yard towards the insect kingdom
>cutscene involving Yellow Jacket trying out the weapon for the first time.
>he emits a light so bright it burns Bullet Ant's colony into ashes
>his light is an area of effect attack in the boss fight
>Near the end the Legged God is broken, but still marching towards the kingdom
>Bullet can do nothing to stop it, even after finishing off Yellow Jacket
>Suddenly, all the Knights of the Horn rush in front and grab hold of one of it's legs, using their combined might they struggle to halt the weapon, but even their mighty brawn isn't enough
>Que the Horned Dung Beetle dropping down, still wounded from his defeat at Bullet's hands, but humbled by it, and using the power of the strongest insect, aids his beetle kin in stopping the march of the Legged God
>The Towering Things soon appear from above the grass and lift the Legged God up into the blue, never to be seen again
Only if it was monster girls.
Bugs are fucking scary.
>O-Onii-chan, would you mind if I lifted you?
Superior laser beetle.
I was gonna post this. Beaten by years.
That shit was frustrating as fuck when I was a stupid fucking kid who had trouble with the ceiling/wall clinging controls. Ugh.
You are now remembering the bad end where they fucking drill into your head to get the control device or whatever.
> A mix of Evolve, Spore, Prototype and Dark Souls
> You're a monster bug on a planet full of giant monster bugs.
> You need to devour other bugs to get bigger, stronger and to assimilate new weapons and abilities.
> Then you test your mettle against other massive insectoid death machines in huge boss fights.
> Keep going until you're the apex predator of the entire planet.
> Cute as fug 2D platformer featuring insects and arachnids, in the same vein as Kirby and Starfy.
> Uses colorful art-style sprites like Wario Land Shake Dimension and Rayman Origins/Legends.
> Bonus points if the bugs featured are obscure as fuck but super neat.
>the episode where they switched the girl character and flabber used a spell so that viewers would see the new girl, but everyone who didn't see the spell (parents, friends, etc;) would still see the old character
fucking weird as hell, but damn good show.
Why does the world allow Saban to exist?
There is Empire of the Ants made by that French company a while ago.
>The real time 3D game is playable on a network with up to 8 players, and the game contains more than 60 species of insects and different animals. The game requiring strategy and management is set in the combative world of ants and their anthills.
>>tfw no incest RTS
An rts where your units actually get weaker the later they are made, due to genetic defects/mutations from all the incest spawning them.
Somehow this needs to be countered to avoid encouraging zerg rushing.
Ah hah, '90s cheese.
I find it ridiculous now that basically The Munsters are able to turn kids into adult, technology-wielding cyborgs. They must have Dr. Frankenstein locked in their basement or something
Maybe somewhere done the line when genetic faults and strengths have been established you get to do limited mixing, and so you have to be smart about trying to cancel weaknesses out and combining strengths. And because it's only intermittent, with most of the reproduction being incest, the repercussions of all your choices will still be felt way down the line.
superior insect shmup, if only because it isnt trying so fucking hard to be gradius only to fail with horrible level, enemy, and boss designs and shitty music
>tfw no game where you play as a bacterial life form, and must conquer a human body to win the game.
last game that did this was a map mod in warcraft 3, boy that was fun as fuck
>Over 300 replies.
I'm surprised anyone haven't mentioned this masterpiece.
did you forget about me?
>Everyone is crying for an Insect RTS.
>No mention of swarm assault.
SPIDER MISSILE ARTILLERY MUTHERFUCKERS.
I kinda remember an image like this, spider had a huge pot or something
Black Widows would be Assassins/Thieves
Mantises are Clerics
Butterflies/Moths are healers
If the coloring is bright enough and in an RTS, the Vexillarians.
One companion, a Bombyx Mori has a quest that if you complete it, gives you a highly resistant silk armor.
What would Cockroaches be? Just low-level enemies?
Why are Jumping spiders so fucking cute?
>mfw that literally happened in the latest chapter
I thought he was just making shit up about how strong their mandibles are
>Nobody wants them as a part of their fanbase
I don't see why not.
To people who aren't moot/from 4chan, furries are more fascinating than disgusting, because normal people don't sperg out over shit they see on the internet.
this, furries are weird but nobody sane actually hates them besides 40k memers and angsty kids
/fur/ when moot, you don't have to look at it if you don't want to, hell, ban everyone that posts on it again i dont care
>ctrl+F "Mega Pinsir"
You disappoint me, /v/.
Well we did hate them legitimately when they would go ON AND ON about fursicutuon when everyone just wanted them to stop forcing their fetish on other people and/or identity with their fetish
no one really cared if you were a furry but did when you were a loud asshole about it. Furries have quieted down so the hate has too.
SJW have taken up the mantel
>tfw no games where you play as a japanese hornet and have to watch your temperature gauge as you murder the shit out of honey bees.
>bee charges at invader heroically and tries to rip her head off
>gets his ass torn up
>his friend comes over and tries to put him back together
Fuck man, I'm gonna cry. This is some Garrosh Hellscream shit.
I played it too.
My friend Samuli showed it. So that makes me, you, Anon, Samuli and Alex.
What were you expecting then? A wasp?
Well, technically you aren't a bug, but you're riding on it.
>tfw no Mount & Ants