Why does Nintendo act like people love Lucario? It's in Smash bros, the black white 2 anime trailer, forced on you in X/Y, given a mega evolution etc. What is so appealing about this thing? I hate it's fucking furry face.
You realize how big Lucario is in Japan, right?
>Why does Nintendo act like people love Lucario?
Because people do
You forgot he is the main character in Pokken.
And he is popular, his appeal is being cool and is used as a mascot to attract people that wouldn't like Pokémon otherwise because they consider Pikachu is too kiddy
I really have no clue. Secondary Pokemon Mascot other than Pikachu
It does not look cool. It looks fucking stupid and like gay furbait shit. I'm about to post some cool Pokemon you motherfucker.
>Am I the only one who loves Lucario in a completely non sexual way
Its great in-game. Used it in Platinum, Black2, and Y. I used it abit in Brawl but it wasn't really what I'd call my main. I'll definately be using it in Sm4sh though.
I get a boner for Egyptian shit so, this is good for me.
Check these quints
Holy shit. I'm fucking old.
You JUST got this?
>Can be switched to CAIRO
Here's more Pokemon cooler than Lucario
People DO love Lucario. That's the reason it appears everwhere.
Game Freak tried to do the same with Zoroark and failed.
I like Zoroark, but atleast he's in smash as a Pokeball
One of the bigger failures was making him so hard to get, Riolu's egg sidequest was cool in DP, making you need an event Pokémon from gen 4 to be able to get Zoroark was retarded.
>Can't talk about games with characters that can be considered furry because of shitstorms on /v/
NIGGA ARE YOU SERIOUSLY HATING ON MACHAMP RIGHT NOW?
THIS MOTHAFUCKA WHO MAKES SHEEVA AND GORO LOOK LIKE PUSSIES?
THE MOTHERFUCKER WHO PUNCHES YOU SO HARD YOU GET CONFUSED?
THE MOTHERFUCKER THAT HAS TO WEAR A POWER LIMITING BELT BECAUSE HE'S JUST TOO STRONK?
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?
Lucario advocates the use of hallucinogenic drugs and smoking weed with his pot smoking dreadlocks. He is a threat to the children of the Holy States of Ameriland and all copies of this cockfighting satan "childrens" game made by those devils in China need to be burned and taken away from our children.
I'm not saying there's anything wrong with Machamp. Just that he's pretty clearly the Pokemon equivalent of Hard Gay.
Not that there's anything wrong with that. You let your freak flag fly, ain't my place to judge.
If you hate fury characters you mus hate sonic and every mario character that ever wears a tanuki suit and starfox.
If you ever play a japanese game there is probably a furry in it.
>Implying Pokemon is made by China
>And not the Vietnamese.
That is your Lucario.
This is your Lucario on drugs.
I dont hate furry characters, Im trying to prove a point that you shouldnt call Lucario furry as an insult because tons of other shit you love is also furry
This has apparently gone over everyones thick skulls
>if you hate fury characters
Fuck you, The Fury was great in MGS3
>Nintendo doesn't give a shit about original Mewtwo and just wants to shove Femtwo on us.
It's kind of a chicken-and-egg scenario: Did the knee-jerk reaction to furry-looking characters spawn from Klonoa threads getting derailed with talk about yiffing shota buttholes and whatnot, or do the furries (and shitposters pretending to be furries) do that on purpose to rile up the people who freak out about furfaggotry? Either way, it's pretty much a fact that anyone who actually wants to discuss a game like Klonoa or Solatorobo is out of luck.
>implying that Nintendo specifically differentiates between the two, or even cares about the anime beyond its merchandise-moving potential
Mewtwo is Mewtwo, whether the voice is male or female. The Mewtwo character established in the movies has nothing to do with the games - it's just creative liberties taken because all Mewtwo does in the games is stand in a cave and fight you. In the same vein, Mewtwo merchandise is just of the Mewtwo design - there's nothing that really specifies, "this is the Mewtwo from the games" or "this is the Mewtwo from the first movie."
Whats wrong with Femtwo?
I find this picture intensely uncomfortable.
Part of it is everything being especially humanoid and grounded, yet the midget schoolchild is flying the fuck around and it's clearly a normalized thing.
>Lucario joins the cast of Sonic Boom.png
What is with him and chocolate anyway? I know it was in the movie, but chocolate kills dogs.
It's okay, he has aura or something.
I dunno man, I definitely would not want to revisit the realms of the last two Solatorobo threads that managed to get over 100 posts. That shit was not pretty, from both the furfags and anti-furfags.
If there's one use for a Lucario, try shoving the face of someone you hate into it's chest.
>I thought Mewtwo was the child.
How underage can you be?
Who gives a shit about walking thanksgiving?
I did that once in an RP with some gay bara foot fetish lucario. Always asking me to sing.
>Mew shits out Mewtwo
>implying that's not how you give birth.
He never asked to be so popular. He just wanted a quiet life, and now he'll finally get it. Joking aside, chocolate doesn't actually kill dogs. Well, a compound in it, theobromine, does (and it kills people), but most chocolate that isn't baking chocolate has miniscule amounts of theobromine. So Lucario would have to either be eating a hell of a lot of dark chocolate, or shooting up ground cocoa beans to induce anything worse than a stomachache.
>mew gave birth
>we named the newborn mewtwo
It was fucking weird. Like he wanted me to sing so loud that it would break glass. This would get him off.
That is the cutest picture of Lucario I've ever seen.
Wanted me to go "laaaaaaaaaaaaa" really loudly.
Lucario would beat the shit out of you in a game of hoops, niggaaaaaaaa
Not him but
>Get convincing Lucario suit
>Show it off at cons, everyone takes pictures
>Show off my butt, jokingly let others touch it
>Jerk off in my suit later
>Go to private room(s) and take all their cocks like a good little auraslut
>Demand they film me so they can paw off to me as much as they want
Then I remember that having sex with strangers at a con is a really good way to fuck up your life so I don't.
Real talk, do you think bringing back Lucario in SSB4 was a good decision?
Yes, no, maybe. I don't know.
I mean IF and that's a big IF Mewtwo does come back, that means 3 pokemon with very similar Neutral B attacks. Lucario, Granny Ninja and Cat Fetus.
That's a pokeyman
THIS IS A MOTHERFUCKING POKEMON. MOTHER FUCKER.
>characters always face the screen in smash4
>no more lukebutt taunts
>THIS FUCKING COMIC HAS FUCKING SCARRED ME FOR LIFE
Why? It was pretty hot.
Even if you wake up in the morning and see this?
NO, no, no. I rather forget about that comic. Fuck, I can still remember the Blaziken, and the bug cock... I having war flashbacks man.
What even is this comic? Whatever it is I might ask someone to do this to me after seeing it.
Okay, can someone get me a downsized Pit to come slash my eyes out now?
I agree anon.
Maybe I'm getting more conservative with age, but there really is no huge merit to the character, he's vaguely human shaped and that's why he and Gardevoir and Greninja got popular compared to lots of other Pokémon: easy to fit into anthropomorphic furry porn.
DON'T REVERSE SEARCH THE IMAGE. It's really fucking disturbing. The worst part is, I was listening to this while reading it.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Y2MI7uMr6k
So I whenever I think about SMT: Nocturne, that comic comes in my mind.
Too late. I saw it all.
Calm the fuck down you retard. There's nothing disturbing about that comic at all. Get off whatever drugs you're taking.
Thanks, just what I wanted. More badly drawn furry porn.
How deep do you think a butthole is?
Skedaddle out of there. Lucarios are bad business.
Pull my master under the sheets and cuddle with him :3
What the fuck. Is this your first trip to the internet or something? that comic is tame as shit with nothing even close to fetish content besides just generic straight pokeporn.
Also dem tits were amazing.
I can't even begin to describe how hard I would fug a female glaceon.
>you will never impregnate any pokemon ever
Someone has hurt your Lucario /v/.
How would you comfort it?
This artist's style is amazing but he only has a handful of pictures and most of them are just pinups of the girls posing.
>Someone has hurt your Lucario /v/.
>How would you comfort it?
Shove it into a tiny 3 inch ball and throw it at Nurse Joy and tell that pink haired bitch to fix my fucking fighting dog
But what if it was you who beat the shit out of it?
Stop hurting yourself, faggot.
Lucario really isn't that cool. They're tried to make a new Mewtwo. Just like they've tried to make new Pikachus, the first example being Togepi. They want people to look at pokemon like Lucario and Togepi, and for those pokemon to be considered just as iconic and recognizable as Mewtwo and Pikachu. It'll never happen though.
>Not liking Femtwo
I shiggy diggy, my niggy.
Then you probably shouldn't reverse search this, either. :^)
Blaziken in Smash over Charizard would have been great, even if I love Charizard more.
ITT people who didn't get their favorite pokemon in smash
My favorite pokemon's been in smash since Melee
Not playable though
Falco is not a Pokemon
Because people really do love it and if you pulled your head out of your ass for at least one second you'd probably see it too.
I'm not surprised you faggots have trouble comprehending that the rest of the world doesn't think the same way you do. I'm sure if it were up to you guys, you'd all be getting Nintendo to make sequels to games that bombed in the first place and causing them to fall into bankruptcy long before they'd ever actually reach it on their own.
my dead mothers ashes
Guys I'm new to this I'm sorry. But yes, Still herm.
Post a Pokemon youd rather have in Smash over Lucario.
Oh, I recognize it now. I didnt know that big bat Pokemon had a pre.
>you can't like anything with fur because furries might want to massage Patrick Stewart to it
What a fucking stupid rule. Should I demolish my Animal Crossing town because some people who have nothing to do with me pop a denim tent over the villagers? Something having fur doesn't make it automatically shit just because you can't handle furries existing you stupid cunt. Lucario is fine. I don't hate his design, but that doesn't mean I'm not about to Gelbooru tag him.
With what, furries? I didn't say there was. You can diddle your fiddle to whatever tune you want. None of my business. You guys have a tendency to derail threads into furry porn dumps, but other than that I could care less about you.
>you will never pet a raichu's belly
why even go on living
>Nintendo thinks Lucario is a good enough replacement for Mewtwo.
Mewtwo is such a great Pokemon. I don't understand why they think they need Mewtwo 2.0. I like Lucario, but this Pokemon cannot replace Mewtwo. I'm not even a nostalgia fag, I think the games have gotten much better and I like the new Pokemon, but it's blatantly obvious they want Lucario to be more popular than Mewtwo, and that shit makes no sense.
The only thing that ever tried to be the new Mewtwo was Genesect and maybe Deoxys. Those two are far more comparable to Mewtwo than Lucario is.
That said, I think Deoxys might've actually beaten out Mewtwo in popularity in Japan.
Good question, guess you should just kill yourself you degenerate.
>Why does Nintendo act like people love Lucario? It's in Smash bros, the main character uses one in almost every series of the anime, has two megas in X/Y and was even the focus of two small anime-arcs. What is so appealing about this thing? I want to put out the flame on it's tail
If you don't like it, you could always, you know, not use it.
Before the game was released, Mewtwo was used to reveal mega evolutions as a feature in X and Y. They used him and his Y form in a main series movie soon after. A pokemon getting popular doesn't mean they're throwing all the other marketed pokemon in the garbage in favor of them.
Slowbro, Gengar and Raichu are my favorite Pogeymans.
Any of them, since they do not have the absolute worst wings of all time.
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Wait, didnt furry used to be an autosage word?
So did reddit
I dont really understand how reddits system works but I dont think thats true knowing them.
Now we gon' break this thing down in just a few seconds
Now don't have me to break this thing down for nothing
Now I wanna see y'all on your baddest behavior
Lend me some sugar, I am your neighbor
Know what Pokemon the world needs to like more?
Hello, I am the Pokemon Z villain!
If you Lucario got hurt then I would throw it away!
Soon my machine will be complete to turn all humans into pokemon as punishment for fighting pokemon and not because it turns me on, then that Lucario will be one of the slave pokemon!
No you fool! You should be fearful, you sick fuck!
You will also be one of the slave pokemon!
>You will also be one of the slave pokemon!
>you will also be one of the slave pokemon!
>You will also be one of the slave pokemon!
So what's the downside?
FUCK YOU GUYS!
Im abandoning this plan!