Hello /v/, today I am going to read you a story.
This one is called "Ridley's Big Day."
Once upon a time, there was a big, strong boy by the name of Ridley. He lived on a faraway planet called Zebes, where he spent all day playing with his good friends, the Space Pirates and the Metroids.
Ridley, the Space Pirates and the Metroids all went on many adventures together. They were the best of friends.
Ridley also had another friend. He did not know his name, and he only came to visit on rare occasions. But when this special friend arrived, Ridley always had great fun.
Ridley and his special friend would play all day until it was time for Ridley to go to bed. And every day after, Ridley's friend would disappear.
But one day, Ridley woke up much earlier than usual. To his surprise, his special friend was still there! Ridley was very happy; he had never seen his friend stay for two days.
When Ridley approached his special friend, he was climbing into a strange vessel. Before Ridley could let his friend know he was there, he flew right off the planet Zebes!
STOP! IT'S TOO BIG! IT'S FAR TOO BIG TO POST IT ALL!
For the first time, Ridley knew where his mysterious friend went whenever he disappeared. Or rather, he knew how he disappeared. This was a very exciting thing for Ridley to learn!
Many of Ridley's friends, such as the Space Pirates and the Metroids, would be afraid to leave the planet Zebes. But Ridley was a very strong and brave boy, so he followed his special friend all through space.
Unfortunately, Ridley's peculiar friend made many peculiar turns. Ridley followed his friend less closely the further he went, and eventually his friend was a little dot in the far distance.
Ridley soon arrived on a new planet. It was a strange world, full of strange creatures he had never seen before. But his friend – his faraway, mysterious, peculiar friend – had arrived here.
This is neo-/v/, doesn't even know who Samus is
but you are actually new
let me spoonfeed you newfag
calling things by the wrong name is an old epic meme around here. people call master chief halo, for example on purpose to make epic memes and laughs for everyone
Ridley was very nervous! Though he was brave enough to follow his friend, he had no idea he would land in such an unusual place.
However, Ridley desperately wanted to find his special friend and set out to find him. Luckily, Ridley was much taller than the creatures of this new planet; he could look for his friend without bothering them.
>Ridley being that much bigger than Bowser
After much time spent searching, Ridley smiled a big, wide smile. At last he found his special friend! Ridley could not be any happier.
Politely, Ridley waited until his special friend had finished his conversation with one of the strange creatures of this planet. Maybe, Ridley thought, he could meet some of these creatures too after he spoke to his friend.
Ridley's special friend did not want to be his friend anymore.
When Ridley learned this, Ridley became very sad. If his special friend did not want him to be here, surely none of the other creatures of the strange, new planet would either.
Ridley decided to fly back home. It was a very long way. He may have gotten lost. But Ridley didn't care.
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I can't be doin with these unexpected feels OP
YOU BETTER GIVE IT A HAPPY ENDING PLEASE PLEASE
>crying in a /v/ thread
UNACCEPTABLE BEHAVIOR. I MUST STOP.
Eventually Ridley returned home. Ridley had a very long time to think about what had happened. It took him a very long time to return to the planet Zebes.
When Ridley arrived, he was surprised! Many of his good friends, the Space Pirates and the Metroids, were there waiting for him. "Ridley! You're back! We missed you!" they cried.
RIDLEY YOU'RE TOO GOOD FOR THAT SPACEWHORE.
Unfortunately, Ridley woke up after flying through space for so long that he had forgotten he was even still on his way home. When he had returned, his Space Pirate friends and the Metroids had left a note. It read, "We are off to watch the games! Hope to see you there buddy!"
Ridley was devastated. He was alone and even his friends were gone for who knows how long. After much worry, he decided it was time to go back to sleep, to sleep for a very, very long time. As he closed his eyes, he could faintly hear the sounds of cheering and laughing. If only he could have been part of the fun...
Ridley was quite happy to see all his good friends. "I shouldn't be sad my special friend has left!" he thought. "I have very many good friends right here at home. Maybe these friends are my true, special friends after all."
Ridley, the Space Pirates and the Metroids all threw a big party to celebrate Ridley's big return. Ridley had the most he had ever had; even more fun than when his old special friend came to visit!
Maybe that friend would never arrive again, Ridley thought. But even if he didn't, that was okay. Whenever he was at home and with his many friends, every day was
WHICH END REALLY HAPPENED? SOMEONE PLEASE. WHICH ONE IS REAL?
>happy end makes me cry harder
Ridley doesnt need to be in Smash. Hes having a grand old time on Zebes.
>Smash Bros. will never, ever have a friend as good as Ridley
And everyone lived happily ever after!
"Hey, can I join the party too?" Said another little boy, even bigger than Ridley.
"Fuck off Kraid, not even I like you." The young dragon explained, as he and the rest of the space pirates danced the night away.
>things that you can't see don't exist
You are literally autistic. It's a sign of underdeveloped social awareness (baby-peekaboo-level, in fact) to forget about objects continuing to exist even when not observed. Therefore, autism.
Thank you, everyone, for listening to my story. It was a pleasure writing this! But one question still remains: What did Ridley and his friends do after the party?
Did he go watch his friend, even though he was sad? Did he stay and play with his friends? Should we find out or should we save that story for another time?
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>Not captain falcon
>Is ready to make is ready to make friends
Thank you so much for the support! I decided to make a sequel called Bowser Jr.'s Little Day!
OH GOD I FUCKED UP
>is ready to make is ready to make is ready to make is ready to make is ready to make is ready to make is ready to make is ready to make is ready to make is ready to make is ready to make is ready to make is ready to make is ready to make is ready to make
>not tripping for such a thread
>can't tell which are OP storyteller and which aren't
People who plan on doing this, take notice.
Okay guys, this is
bad endanon here. I compiled the story together, sorta', so here you go! Great story, OP!
>Ridley in the Melee reveal trailer was just trying to be friends with Samus but Samus began shooting at him
Stop it...my eyes are feeling funny...
>Ridleyfags this desperate that they have to resort to a MUH FEELZ story so that they can make people feel guilty about him not being playable
Open our eyes you dense fucks. Ridley's forever a stage hazard and you guys fucking know it.
RIDLEY WILL NEVER EVER EVER BE IN SMASH BROS
FUCKING SHULK GOT IN BEFORE HIM
AND HE'S LITERALLY ONLY IN A SINGLE GAME THAT WAS RELEASED NOT EVEN A DECADE AGO
RIDLEY IS TRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASH