NO I CAN'T BELIEVE WHAT I SEE EVERYTHING'S UPSIDE DOWN

DRIVING AROUND IN A FANCY CAR

TRUST YOUR EYES

>>260396525
SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME THE WORLD WAS GONNA ROLL ME I AIN'T THE SHARPEST TOOL IN THE SHED

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HE

>>260397289
SHE WAS LOOKIN KIND DUMB WITH HER FINGER AND HER THUMB IN THE SHAPE OF AN L ON HER FOREHEAD

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GHOSTS CHOMPIN' AT HIS FEET PACS OUR HERO, PAC JUST CAN'T BE BEAT

C'MON, C'MON

DO THE DONKEY KONG

>>260398186
STACEY'S MOM, HAS GOT IT GOING ON

>>260400752

NOW I'M FALLING ASLEEP
AND SHE'S CALLING A CAB
WHILE HE'S HAVING A SMOKE
AND SHE'S TAKING A DRAG

>>260401258
WAKE ME UP (WAKE ME UP INSIDE)
I CAN'T WAKE UP

>>260401680
SO HERE I AM
DOING EVERYTHING I CAN
HOLDING ON TO WHAT I AM
PRETENDING I'M A SUPERMAN

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DONKEY KONG IS NOT RETARDED OR SILLY

YOU'RE DONKEY CROC INITIALS DC

>>260398368
I like this design of Pac Man. He looks just plain ugly with teeth.

INKA DINKA TELL ME WHAT TO LET GO

>>260405054
TO KNOW EVERYTHING

YOU MUST GIVE UP

EVERYTHING

>>260405246
My autographed picture of my idol King Kong?
My Planet of the Apes trading cards?
My tickets to the Ding-a-Ling Brothers circus show?

THE BIG BOG MONSTER IS COMING AFTER YOU

>>260397994
HAS NO STYLE
HE HAS NO GRACE
THIS KONG HAS A FUNNY FACE

>>260405675
QUICK SOMEONE GET TO BRAMBLE BLAST