I know it's only Tuesday, but Tuesdays Thread was pathetic and overshadowed buy quinspiracies, and what not. so.....JUST THIS ONCE.
So as far as tans go, the official ranking is
Drawfag reporting in. I guess I'll just post my shit.
That artist just gave her a certain style, I guess...?
Well it's a shit style
Except for that gap that gap is delicious oh god I want to stick my dick in that gap
>I know it's only Tuesday,
Well, it's Thursday now.
>but Tuesdays Thread was pathetic and overshadowed buy quinspiracies, and what not.
Was it really? Was it really so hard for people to find it? I mean, I think the AFTERNOON thread that lasted all day did well, but it was pretty lonely, which is why it lasted all day. God, I really hope people didn't make their own threads just to compensate.
>so.....JUST THIS ONCE.
You sound pretty desparate, and I'd really rather not make it Tuesdays AND Thursdays. But alright, I guess I could do it just this once. I had a Tuesdays and Thursdays schedule once. It was awful.
Genesis is sexy by default.
I still prefer SNES though.
I'll take both, but it's your loss.
You know damn well "what" you piece of shit.
Im no artist but I think those hands definitely do not look natural
it looks like a starfish is latching onto her chest. I cant even tell whats going on there. is that her thumb? if so it's on the wrong side. just pretend grope yourself and you'll see
NewNeo Geo comic from the same artist that was posted yesterday.
No really, what? I'm responding to three different posts. Kind of hard to pinpoint what it is that you disapprove of in my post.
Although if this is about your distaste towards lewds, I have to say that you shouldn't discourage content creators.
It's a distaste towards loss.
Welcome to Console-tan threads. Enjoy your stay.
Be sure to keep them clean.
New Jaguar content would be nice
YOU WANT MOAR JAG ANON!?!?!
I was waiting for you to say it.
Sorry to hear that though. I hope you aren't offended.
Well i mean sure it's possible.
Say, guess you're right.
Yeah, I really liked that comic. It made me feel for the Vita and I developed a soft spot for Vita-tan. Also, 3DS-tan was cute.
Don't sexualize the 2DS
God. That's adorable.
I appreciate your contributions.
Not really. I take both the lewd and non-lewd contributions alike. I enjoy most, if not all of the content everyone has provided.
If anything, you've strengthened it, or should I say "hardened". Vita-tan just wants to be loved. PS4 hasn't had much characterization. And besides, I don't take anything as "official" so I treat each story each writer/artist makes as its own canon.
This can only end badly for Vita, once she discovers 2DS didn't mean anything sexual and Vita tries something out of desperation only to get her ass kicked by an over-protective 3DS.
But Vita and 2DS are already confirmed OTP.
>once she discovers 2DS didn't mean anything sexual and Vita tries something out of desperation only to get her ass kicked by an over-protective 3DS.
That's just one person's story though, but I'm still looking forward to see what he makes of it.
It's not like Vita-tan actually likes 2DS anyways.Man, being a Console-tan in love with another Console-tan is suffering.
>once she discovers 2DS didn't mean anything sexual and Vita tries something out of desperation only to get her ass kicked by an over-protective 3DS.
>That's just one person's story though, but I'm still looking forward to see what he makes of it.
Forget I said that. I was thinking about something else.
>about to go to bed
>fucking tan thread appears out of nowhere
9/10. Chest needs to be ever so slightly larger/rounder, but dayum that art style, dat arched back, dat short black hair swept to the side.
If you've got the chest and the figure, do it If you don't have the chest then you best have a cute penis to make up for it
Actually, the white one was 8gb only, if I remember correctly.
>The smaller version of WiiU-tan became so overlooked that people forgot about her.
SNES has the best design with Genesis right behind it.
>you will never find out what anon's stuck looks like
SNES is my favorite because of her cute hat and white hair.
>So as far as tans go, the official ranking is
We can't have anything "official" concerning Console-tans except a designated time to have these threads. Which are "officially" Tuesday evenings.
Also, your list is shit because SNES-tan isn't up there right next to Genesis-tan.
People post artwork and images while some people write stories. There's one guy who streams The Sims 3 with models based off of some of these Console-tan designs, and some people talk about trying to make a game.
The purpose of these threads is to enjoy them
and have fun.
Are there any Gamesphere-like references to this gen's consoles?
I feel like 6th gen was THE gen for silly knockoff consoles in media, but then my TV viewing has been on the decline since the beginning of 7th gen.
If you held hands with SP-Tan and 3DS-tan it would be uncomfortable.
Apparently her favorite food is chocolate chip cookies.
>Metal Sphere Solid
Goddammit. I wish I had one.
JESUS CHRIST! SPOILER THAT SHIT!
>vivian killing console tan threads
>mfw cancer cures cancer
Worst consoles like Xbone get the best tan designs
Almost confused you for the other guy for a second there.
The tumblr was made FOR THESE, don't hate me.
Relax dude. I'm not the type to hate someone who has a tumblr for a reason like that.
Oh, while I'm thinking about it.
Console-tans in: E3 After Party Part 3:
Vivian And The Vidya Dream (In Progress)
The Vivian one I had full expectations to take down a few hours ago, but since I don't plan on this tumblr being anything more than a host for /v/ shenanigans I'm not worried about it.
I would have posted them sooner, but
>tfw Octoboy will never make any more Console-tan feet images.
I'm kind of glad they weren't posted in Tuesday's afternoon thread. I don't feel like posting those images anymore.
Why does Ouya have such a shit design anyways? It thought the point of these was to make them look cute no matter how shitty the console.
I might have too much time on my hands but here's some shit I thought about if someone decided to make their own version of Ouya.
>Entitled teenager who constantly asks other people for money (Kickstarter)
>Loli (it's tiny)
>Always sweaty no matter how many layers of clothing (only one tiny fan)
>Lays on the couch staring at her smartphone (Android operating system)
>Washboard chest, constantly envious of other consoles (can only run 2D appstore level games)
>Secretly dresses as old handhelds (emulation)
>Hangs out near the other consoles despite their objections, usually with them talking shit about her when she shows up (the E3 fiasco)
>I don't feel like posting those images anymore.
Me neither and I'm a feetfag
If I get this right, Vita's a big success in Japan, and she even gets tons of games, right ?
Someone should make a comic where she travels to Japan with the other tans, and there she gets loved and admired and everybody feels like playing with her
and then they have to go back to America
where she's all alone again
It's a jab at myself when someone pointed out I post the same image with the same filename in nearly every thread. So I altered it a bit.
>I don't feel like posting those images anymore.
>Me neither and I'm a feetfag
I like feet as well, but I'm not the type to force it where people don't want to see it. At lot of foot stuff is shit anyway, so along with that I also have to deal with seeing people throw so many shitfits over a few pictures.
Every time that image is posted, I keep forgetting to comment on it. I like it.
Just read the Vivian one. Her character sounds fitting for her and I'm liking the descriptive writing.
SNES-tan introduced herself in a manner that's much too lewd for her, but I understand if it was an accident.
Keep it up.
I was just making sure.
No problem. I'm enjoying it.
No art yet, but there's the story this guy is working on. >>260288309
5:30 in the morning, sitting in a Console-tan thread and going through SSE on Brawl again to collect boss trophies while drinking sweet tea and being a useless piece of shit.
Things are pretty okay sometimes.
Go green or go home
>Tomboys are the best
You got that right.
>Therefore, Genesis-tan is the best.
That's debatable, but pretty damn close.
>Things are pretty okay sometimes.
We still don't have qt Console-tan gfs.
Know what I'd like to see ? The PS4/3DS showdown.
Because console-wars have never been fun until girls are getting into catfights.
And PC can hang out with them too. No gay/feels shit.
You know what, ever since that comic was made I've been wanting to see some more of it. So yes, I would like to see PS4 and 3DS battle it out.
>The relationship between 2DS-tan and Vita-tan causes some misunderstandings.
>3DS-tan and PS4-tan fight for the honor of their sisters.
I like all PS4-tans so far but this one too is my favourite. Too bad we don't know the drawfag, if he still lurks the console-tans threads, or if we'll ever get something else from him.
Man, I love the idea of a bancho DS-tan, since I have an original Electric Blue DS. On Tuesday's thread, someone came up with an interesting take on 2DS-tan.
I have an idea of Xbone having a bit of brodude/casual in her that slips out, like a tic. Saying things like
bazingaafter someone makes a joke and other cringe-worthy shit, but she catches herself every time.
i'm getting a whole agito/akito feeling out of this.Giving 2ds two different personalities when she moves her eye patch to the other side
P.C is great. He acts like Producer from Puchimas
All he needs is more "HA HA HA HA HA HA" in the background every now and then and he would be perfect.
Must suck being PC, he gets to be the biggest and very best indefinitely, but he has to watch all his friends come and die every generation, then he knows the exact same thing will inevitably happen to all his new friends.
>HA HA HA HA
Yes please. Just that silly hoarse laugh that you can sometimes see from buff moustached guys in animes.
Here's an extra DS-tan.
It's generally accepted that 2DS-tan is blind in one eye, because she's actually disabled (compared to her sister) and lacks depth perception.
But with the "no official designs" rule, anyone is free to adopt and submit their own interpretations and stories of these characters. Personally I'm kind of fond of the idea of there being multiple versions of the same Console-tan, for certain consoles. So if you want to create a 2DS-tan that switches her eyepatch to the other eye and change personality, you could make one up for yourself.
Like, every now and in comics, while the others are discussing who are best, he will just be flexing in the background while laughing, clearly being better and undermining their discussion, but ignored for the time being
I'm not really sure. Maybe in some old stuff. Since this comic includes a DS-Lite, I assume the other girl is a PSP.
Okay, I tried googling it. All I got was an Asian drama and some Maplestory boss character. Apparently a European translation brings up "Elder sister"
What does it mean?
I like Vivian, but I find it hard to keep up with them.
At least we don't have a huge amount of shitposters anymore.
Why is there no art of 2ds being abused yet?
I mean, she's dumb, why isn't she getting tricked and raped.?
I want to see 2ds getting raped, right now.
yeah it means elder sister, but it is really respectful. The male term is "Aniki" which means elder brother.
In japanese gangs it's another way of saying "senpai" and such, since they see themselves as family. Therefore it would fit with a bancho DS-tan
>she is only genesis tan
>tfw I'm European with a Megadrive who love tomboy
Because she's not as stupid as people initially thought she was and she can see when horrible people like you try to take advantage of her.
I don't know. It seems like things are finally starting to slow down, but I'm still afraid to refresh my catalog tab.
Are those threads still filled with "Vivian represents true feminism" fags? The same fags that enabled Anita and company in the first place?
>Are those threads still filled with "Vivian represents true feminism" fags? The same fags that enabled Anita and company in the first place?
What the FUCK are they even talking about? I swear, most of the people who are shitting up the Vivian and Quinnspiracy threads don't know shit about what's really going on, so they don't know Vivian is supposed to represent.
And then there's that gay ass t-shirt design with the stupid unnecessary slogans.
Last I check, Vivian threads are still filled with "Go back to tumblr/reddit"-fags; and I checked more than 12 hours ago.
I lurked as best as I could, but I still don't feel the need to comment on very much. I wish more people did the same and just lurked more instead.
okay let me test my understanding of Vivian then. I haven't been to the threads, but my lurking around /v/ has led me to believe that
>Vivian is basically a fuck you to SJW
>she kinda looks like a feminist, but all she cares about is playing vidya
>she is annoyed by all the shit that has nothing to do with vidya
Yeah, that's pretty much it.
/v/ wanted to submit a character to support the same game jam that Zoe supposedly doxxed, and at the same time they'd raise money to support worth while causes, of which included cancer research charity and helping women in the industry, which would be more support than SJWs have ever given. Vivian was supposed to be a representation of /v/, which is why she's supposed to be relate-able to us. (tired, just wants to play vidya, doesn't give a fuck about "social justice", daily dose, etc.), she looks normal and pleasant enough, which is surprising coming from /v/, "The cathedral of misogyny" -Anita Sarkeesian, 2014.
Also, it's /pol/ approved, which is why a lot of comics will present /pol/ as her uncle.
There's an image that explains how she came to be, but it's several days old and I don't know if it's outdated.
>The birth of Vivian James.
I also forgot to mention that she's essentially /v/-tan's "daughter" or "daughterfu"
And I did NOT mean to attach that image. >>260298959
That image was meant for another response.
Oh, I see. Thanks for clearing that up.
>The male term is "Aniki" which means elder brother.
I've seen this term before, but didn't really understand it. Thanks!
Speaking of family.
>DS taught her how to wield the stylus
Welcome to out club
Welcome to out club!
If there's anon involved
Xbone-tan secretly masturbating on his bed while he's out. He comes home earlier than expected. He fucks her right in the pussy.
Vita-tan tries to steal 3DS-tan's stylus in hopes that using it on her touch screen will feel real good. 2DS-tan finds out about this and is curious about why Vita-tan has it.
Welcome to Console-tan threads.
I kind of hope we don't have a new thread "tomorrow." We're really pushing it this time by having it today.
Anyways, I should get some sleep, so can I trust you guys to keep this thread alive?
>We're really pushing it this time by having it today.
Considering all the shitstorms with quinnspiracy, people welcome even such threads. Notice the low, low amount of baiting and shitposting in this thread.
Thanks for the welcomes. How long have these threads been going on? Haven't been to /v/ in a while, and clearly they only happen Tuesday, typically.
And uh... I can't promise anything.
Too many words son. Comics are supposed to be about visual communication. If there's no action taking place, there's no comic. It may as well be prose. But judging from the dialogue in your "comic", you can't do that either.
This webcomic tier shit needs to stop.
>PS4-tan and Xbone-tan team up to stalk PC, since they don't know all that much about what he usually does - and of course, to find his weakness
>Xbone can't handle all the "indecent free DLC" she sees and wants to leave, urging PS4 to come with her
>PS4 tells her to
go home, and Xbone can't refuse
>PS4 then gets to see the dark side of the modding community, and leaves mentally damaged (ahegao)
Hmm, I thought people just got tired of baiting and shit posting in Console-tan threads. They've gotten progressively more pleasant even before the the recent out break.
>How long have these threads been going on?
Several months now. Maybe a year. I try to participate whenever I can, but Xbone-tan was created practically when the Xbox One was revealed, and that's what got everything booming. It was only a couple months ago that we decided to have them on Tuesdays to "contain" ourselves, and invite anyone interested at a common schedule.
I see. Well, if you guys REALLY need one, I guess we can make another. I agree with the other anon though, saying that these are a nice change from the Quinnspiracy threads. I'm patient enough to wait until Tuesdays, but lately I've been feeling like I needed these threads.
Too bad they distract me from other things.
That image helped me realize just how shallow I truly am.
Here's an alternate 2DS-tan design.
It also keeps us from burning out so easily, so it's for the best we moderate how often we have these threads.
I think I understand what you mean, fellow anon.
The only reason it makes me feel good is the fact that she's desperate and her love would be only through that desperation. But love nontheless.
W-wait a second, is Ouya-tan a
I'm talking both literally and figuratively here.
I ended up choosing a 3DS over a 2DS for purely aesthetic reasons, and I didn't want to be seen with a 2DS when I made my purchase. And she's also a beautiful Cobalt Blue.
Some of these pictures make me feel things.
I can agree with what you say.
Are you a qt anthropomorphic gaming console or handheld?
I'm a professional comic book writer. I'm telling you right now, that there is no reason why that should be a comic.
A picture should tell a thousand words. Each of those pictures says basically nothing. It's being used a framing device for some dull as christ banter and it annoys the fuck out of me. If you want to say "Fuck you", I'll tell you that eating shit is nothing to be proud of. It's really bad comic on every single level.
Why has nobody done those suggestions for tan comics that were picked up? Those had some really good ideas in there. These threads are so stagnant.
>oral sex, in which a man forces his penis into someone else's mouth, almost always that of another man.
Cmon anon, just admit it.
I suppose screenwriters and novelists are idea guys too?
>Write a funny comic
I already did. It got ignored in favour of the supercilious attitudes of artists in these threads, who are only capable of listening to themselves.
NO SUGGESTION HAS YET BEEN DRAWN BY AN ARTIST.
I refuse to waste my time on such egocentric, yet such creatively limited chucklefucks.
And yeah, that's what wikipedia returns for irrumatio. Don't tell me you discriminate when it comes to mouthpussy, anon.
It got dumped in the pastebin. I have no idea if it's still floating around, and I can assure you; it didn't suck. Just posting the greentext, I got nothing but postive feeback.
Also, please refer to the previous point in all caps.
>NO SUGGESTION HAS YET BEEN DRAWN BY AN ARTIST.
Please don't misunderstand, I don't want my work drawn. I don't care if it is or not; my issue lies with the fact that all suggestions are completely ignored. The only suggestions that don't get ignored is the porn.
I'm really hoping these threads die at this point in time.
drawfag here and to be honest I don't read all the thread, also I see many ideas, sad, lewd, funny
thats true but I need/want to do more draws
for find who want pay me in future
>What makes you think they have to draw the suggestions?
They don't have to, but the thing is; they seem to be entirely incapable of producing anything of any value whatsoever. The Jaguar comics are fucking awful, as are over 1/2 of the comics in circulation in these threads.
I'd be fine if they ignore the suggestions if their work was actually unique, funny or interesting.
If you want to make money, work on sequential art. Then try applying at a comic book publisher. If you can do sequential, they won't even care even if your proportions aren't perfect or if you can't do a final render, those are just strings to the bow. Pencils only, make sure it looks decent though, otherwise you're not going to get anywhere.
Commission only isn't worthwhile. Take it from someone who knows people from those sorts of backgrounds.
Hell, you could try inking if it so pleases you, that's incredibly easy. I did it for a few years in order to make myself seem more attractive to publishers. It worked, if you can't already guess.
Butthurt much? Go find a tutorial on how to draw weeb and try for yourself.
I like the jaguar-tan and credits for the drawfag.
I wish the stream of OC was higher but people are doing it for free nigga
I would, but I'm far too busy. I'm currently writing 2 ongoings and a miniseries. I've got a deadline in 2 days. Can't take a leisurely pace like a novelist. I simply don't have the time.
some of those genuinly got to me for some reason
Neither do I. I'll admit there are more opportunities there. But here's the thing, you can apply for things internationally. Just so long as you can get the work to them, and considering you're posting on a computer, I think it still applies to you.
Send some sequential art out. It may cost a packet, but if you're good; they will offer you work. I made it in the slush pile, anyone can.