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Console-Tan thread.

I know it's only Tuesday, but Tuesdays Thread was pathetic and overshadowed buy quinspiracies, and what not. so.....JUST THIS ONCE.
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I haven't been lurking these threads

any new delicious art of genesis and snes?
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>>260274390
>those melon crushing thighs

Why?
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>>260274390

where is my sexy genesis
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>>260274853
>>260274514
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>>260274961
>not a full body drawing
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>>260274514
theres this.
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>>260274853
So as far as tans go, the official ranking is
Xbone-tan>Genesis-tan>2DS-tan>everything else
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what is the purpose of this thread, to play pretend or something?
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>>260276683
Those arent SNES
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>>260278385
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>>260274390
Why does SNES tan have such grotesquely disproportionate thighs?
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>>260278385

Still wondering why she has 2 katanas. Is it because of DUALshock or something?
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Drawfag reporting in. I guess I'll just post my shit.


>>260278641

That artist just gave her a certain style, I guess...?
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>>260278860
dualshock is her tits
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>>260278860
Whoa, just realized that.

Probably
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>>260278956
Well it's a shit style

Except for that gap that gap is delicious oh god I want to stick my dick in that gap
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http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=AGpJ39JBTLo
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>>260278641
Because thighs.
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>>260279098
I uhh... okay.
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>>260274514
>>260274514
>>260274853
>>260275448
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>>260278641
Take another look at a Snes controller.
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>>260279610

But the Genesis was 16-bit.
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>>260274624
How else will she hold your cartridges safely and securely?
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Cute SNES and Genesis-tan > lewd SNES and Genesis-tan.
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>>260279673
32x, retard
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>>260276665
Is the taller one supposed to be the PSP?
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>>260279673
>32x


>>260279610

Im gonna have to say it

>those hands
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>>260279610
ZUN hands
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>>260279948
>>260280114

Oh, I never knew that. I only ever owned the Genesis itself. As far as I am aware, there were no Genesis addons sold in my country.
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>>260280409
Get an emulator and play Tempo, it's required.
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>>260280114
>>260280348
Ah , I see they WERE a problem, I guess. Hmm, too small? anatomy out of proportion? 'Elp a Fellar out.
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>>260274390
>I know it's only Tuesday,
Well, it's Thursday now.

>but Tuesdays Thread was pathetic and overshadowed buy quinspiracies, and what not.
Was it really? Was it really so hard for people to find it? I mean, I think the AFTERNOON thread that lasted all day did well, but it was pretty lonely, which is why it lasted all day. God, I really hope people didn't make their own threads just to compensate.

>so.....JUST THIS ONCE.
You sound pretty desparate, and I'd really rather not make it Tuesdays AND Thursdays. But alright, I guess I could do it just this once. I had a Tuesdays and Thursdays schedule once. It was awful.

>>260274853
Genesis is sexy by default. I still prefer SNES though.

>>260279838
I'll take both, but it's your loss.
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>>260280628
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>>260280793
Okay, now what?
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>>260280971
>Someone post you;re old work


Awwww mane.
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>>260280971
You know damn well "what" you piece of shit.
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>>260280625
Im no artist but I think those hands definitely do not look natural

it looks like a starfish is latching onto her chest. I cant even tell whats going on there. is that her thumb? if so it's on the wrong side. just pretend grope yourself and you'll see
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NewNeo Geo comic from the same artist that was posted yesterday.
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>>260281309
This is what I did actually! Haha, uncanny, I was trying to go for a little squishiness to boobs. Hmmmm. Ill approach it another way.
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oh yeah, comics
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>>260280006
I don't know. U tell me.
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I can't play video games on consoles any more because I keep imagining the tans and getting an erection
It is hard to explain away why I had a raging boner when playing Kirby Super Star
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>>260281153
No really, what? I'm responding to three different posts. Kind of hard to pinpoint what it is that you disapprove of in my post.

Although if this is about your distaste towards lewds, I have to say that you shouldn't discourage content creators.
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>>260281690
Why contain it?
Let it spill out into your games.
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>>260281619
hehehe, Yoooou
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>>260281730
It's a distaste towards loss.
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>>260281690
Welcome to Console-tan threads. Enjoy your stay.

>>260281784
Be sure to keep them clean.
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PS4-tan has delicious tits, where can a casul like myself find more of her?
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>>260281571
New Jaguar content would be nice
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>>260282112
YOU WANT MOAR JAG ANON!?!?!
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>>260282112

The tail is weirdly attached. Theoretically, if the human anatomy is to be extended to having a tail, said tail would point straight down out of our spine.
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I'm home.
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>>260282295
I DEMAND IT PHOENIX
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>>260281901
I was waiting for you to say it.

Sorry to hear that though. I hope you aren't offended.
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>>260282338
You're now imagining how many anons reached into the back of their pants and felt the nub of their tail bone sticking out of their ass
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>>260282398
Well i mean sure it's possible.

>>260282338

Say, guess you're right.
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>>260281057
Yeah, I really liked that comic. It made me feel for the Vita and I developed a soft spot for Vita-tan. Also, 3DS-tan was cute.
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>>260282690
Gee well, thanks, friend. If my art made you feel something, then thats the best thing I could've achieved.
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>>260282690
And I ruin that soft spot by making PS4 want to have sex with Vita.
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are there any consoletan artists who are "le epix pc master race" fanboys
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>>260283229
Can you rephrase the question with clear intent and less memes?
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I was just about to sleep. And then I saw this thread.

I haven't even started sexualizing the 2DS-tan or Ouya-tan yet.
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>>260283407
Don't sexualize the 2DS
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>>260283407
>I haven't even started sexualizing the 2DS-tan or Ouya-tan yet.
Now's a good time.
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>>260283407
>I haven't even started sexualizing the 2DS-tan or Ouya-tan yet.
I was gonna make her bang 3DS-tan
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>>260283517
Its going to happen

>>260283541
I don't even have a basis for the story written down. And I'm on my phone. If this somehow bleeds into tomorrow I can probably do something then, maybe.
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>>260282112
>>260281571
wait, did you Deduce I was the artist behind both of these?
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>>260282951
God. That's adorable.

>>260283024
I appreciate your contributions.

>>260283028
Not really. I take both the lewd and non-lewd contributions alike. I enjoy most, if not all of the content everyone has provided.

If anything, you've strengthened it, or should I say "hardened". Vita-tan just wants to be loved. PS4 hasn't had much characterization. And besides, I don't take anything as "official" so I treat each story each writer/artist makes as its own canon.
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>>260283653
I should do more tanxtans instead of anonxtans. Or should I stick with that and let you do the former...
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Vita-tan is best tan.
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>>260283849
This can only end badly for Vita, once she discovers 2DS didn't mean anything sexual and Vita tries something out of desperation only to get her ass kicked by an over-protective 3DS.
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>>260284335
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Okay, let me get this straight.

>>260283753
You're the writefag that formerly went as "Dream anon"?

>>260283028
And you're Mega Pencil?
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>>260284460
Mhmm. Guy is much simpler.
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>>260284446
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>>260284572
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>>260284676
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>>260284676
Stop making me feel bad for that piece of shit "console."
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>>260283849
>>260284397
But Vita and 2DS are already confirmed OTP.

>once she discovers 2DS didn't mean anything sexual and Vita tries something out of desperation only to get her ass kicked by an over-protective 3DS.
That's just one person's story though, but I'm still looking forward to see what he makes of it.

Besides. It's not like Vita-tan actually likes 2DS anyways. Man, being a Console-tan in love with another Console-tan is suffering.
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I'm thinking of making a U-tan cosplay
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>>260284789
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>>260284335
>>260284335
>>260284446
>>260284572
>>260284676
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>>260284397
>>260284794
>once she discovers 2DS didn't mean anything sexual and Vita tries something out of desperation only to get her ass kicked by an over-protective 3DS.

>That's just one person's story though, but I'm still looking forward to see what he makes of it.

Forget I said that. I was thinking about something else.
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>about to go to bed
>fucking tan thread appears out of nowhere
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>>260284912
a-are you a grill?
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>>260284784
I won't buy a goddamn Ouya.

fucking inanimate objects being cute girls and shit....
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>>260284784
>Still no image of Rocco Botte pissing on Ouya-tan.

Come on now.
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>>260285003
looks like your stuck.
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>>260282418
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>>260284912
>Dat image
9/10. Chest needs to be ever so slightly larger/rounder, but dayum that art style, dat arched back, dat short black hair swept to the side.

If you've got the chest and the figure, do it

If you don't have the chest then you best have a cute penis to make up for it
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>>260284568
Right. I'm just trying to keep track of everything.

>>260285025
PLEASE DO NOT ACTUALLY BUY AN OUYA.

>>260285003
>>260285165
That's exactly what happened to me.
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>>260285172
Gone with the blastwaves!
Is that still going? I can't remember the last time I checked that out...
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this will never be finish
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>>260285231
That's the white 16gb Wii-U with smaller breasts.
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>>260285269
original
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>>260285165
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-Zo4AVL7AE
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>>260285317
Would still purchase
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>>260285249
I WON'T
But I am going to write a goddamn happy ending for that pathetic thing...

>>260285269
At least we have the multi cross platform one
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xtan and snestan a best
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>>260285165
What does his stuck look like, anon?
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>>260285231
>>260285317
Actually, the white one was 8gb only, if I remember correctly.

>The smaller version of WiiU-tan became so overlooked that people forgot about her.
Pic unrelated
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>>260285510
I-I'll just go back to drawing....
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>>260285537
Inverted nipples are the best.
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>>260285537
http://i.imgur.com/qWyJFH6.png
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>>260285020
would it bother you if I wasn't?
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>>260285537
What in the FUCK is wrong with that Playstation ass?
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SNES has the best design with Genesis right behind it.
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>>260285753

Genesis > SNES for me, because of that smug/lewd grin.
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Xbone is the cutest tan
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>>260285868
Yes.
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>>260285868
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>>260285659
>you will never find out what anon's stuck looks like
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>>260285831
SNES is my favorite because of her cute hat and white hair.
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Needs more ZX Spectrum
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>>260274390
got more of those tights?
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>>260286086
>that mouth
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>>260285730
If you weren't, it would seriously hamper your ability to pull off that costume convincingly. Unless you're doing it as a joke.
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Needs more Gamesphere-tan
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>>260286203
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>>260286017
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>>260285730
it'd be weird if you were, girls don't like video games
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>>260276683
>So as far as tans go, the official ranking is
>official
>ranking
>official
We can't have anything "official" concerning Console-tans except a designated time to have these threads. Which are "officially" Tuesday evenings.

Also, your list is shit because SNES-tan isn't up there right next to Genesis-tan.

>>260276778
People post artwork and images while some people write stories. There's one guy who streams The Sims 3 with models based off of some of these Console-tan designs, and some people talk about trying to make a game.

The purpose of these threads is to enjoy them and have fun.
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>>260286325
Gamesphere-tan is best tan
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>>260286325
Are there any Gamesphere-like references to this gen's consoles?

I feel like 6th gen was THE gen for silly knockoff consoles in media, but then my TV viewing has been on the decline since the beginning of 7th gen.
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/r/ing more sad pc comics pls
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>>260286378
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no N64 or GC-tan?
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>>260279610
32x was a plug in right? So basically gensis-tan got fakes.
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>>260286679
>gc
>box--tan
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>>260286325
>could run every game at 120fps at 4K
>god tier exclusives like Sphere Chronicles and Metal Sphere Solid
>spherical

Why did it die?
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>>260286451
Very little if any. Now that gaming is "cool" tv shows try to portray gaming in what they perceive to be an accurate light.
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>>260286757
>Metal Sphere Solid
oh fuck
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>>260286757
Because EA
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If you held hands with SP-Tan and 3DS-tan it would be uncomfortable.
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>>260284917
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What tan has the best gap?
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>>260286679
Apparently her favorite food is chocolate chip cookies.

>>260286757
>Metal Sphere Solid
Goddammit. I wish I had one.

>>260286787
JESUS CHRIST! SPOILER THAT SHIT!
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>>260286757
>Charging for online
fucking Gamesphere live, I'm glad it's dead. I certainly hope heads rolled
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I gotta know, is there anything for 2DS involving futa?
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>>260286828
virtual "boy" qt
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>vivian killing console tan threads
>mfw cancer cures cancer
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>>260286964
SNES, no contest
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>>260287031
It seems fitting for the best console to have the best tan.
I'd make her my little sister
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Is there a POP station-tan?
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>>260287331
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>>260287030
nigga delete that post, saying that shit can get you permabanned
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>>260286828
>Need: Amiga
Thousand times this.
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>>260287508
Gotcha.
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>>260287454
I swear in one thread someone proposed that all cheap Chinese consoles would just look like dishevelled asian prostitutes.
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Worst consoles like Xbone get the best tan designs
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>>260286828
Outdated version. Anyone got the current?
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>>260287508
It's not like janitors and mods can't see deleted posts.

>Not having a fucking dynamic IP
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>>260284460
Yes. Pencil.

The tumblr was made FOR THESE, don't hate me.
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dumping some tan stuff
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Hot. Would fuck until pregnant.
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>>260287987
Almost confused you for the other guy for a second there.

>The tumblr was made FOR THESE, don't hate me.
Relax dude. I'm not the type to hate someone who has a tumblr for a reason like that.
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>>260288075
Please don't.
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>>260287987
Oh, while I'm thinking about it.

Console-tans in: E3 After Party Part 3: http://megapencil.tumblr.com/post/95804069323/console-tans-part-3

Vivian And The Vidya Dream (In Progress)
http://megapencil.tumblr.com/post/95897340813/vivian-and-the-vidya-dream

The Vivian one I had full expectations to take down a few hours ago, but since I don't plan on this tumblr being anything more than a host for /v/ shenanigans I'm not worried about it.
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>>260285595
>>260288075
>Every thread

I would have posted them sooner, but
>tfw Octoboy will never make any more Console-tan feet images.

I'm kind of glad they weren't posted in Tuesday's afternoon thread. I don't feel like posting those images anymore.
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>>260286828
we need more stuff of GBC-tan
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>>260287897
Why does Ouya have such a shit design anyways? It thought the point of these was to make them look cute no matter how shitty the console.

I might have too much time on my hands but here's some shit I thought about if someone decided to make their own version of Ouya.

>Entitled teenager who constantly asks other people for money (Kickstarter)
>Loli (it's tiny)
>Always sweaty no matter how many layers of clothing (only one tiny fan)
>Lays on the couch staring at her smartphone (Android operating system)
>Washboard chest, constantly envious of other consoles (can only run 2D appstore level games)
>Secretly dresses as old handhelds (emulation)
>Hangs out near the other consoles despite their objections, usually with them talking shit about her when she shows up (the E3 fiasco)
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>>260288548
I guess you're trying to make me point out your horrible filename?
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>>260288075
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>>260288548
>I don't feel like posting those images anymore.
Me neither and I'm a feetfag
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>>260278145
>>260276683
Tomboys are the best.

Genesis-tan is a tomboy.

Therefore, Genesis-tan is the best.
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I want to touch SNES crotch plate
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>>260288820
She's homeless because nobody would buy her.
She just is wearing heavy clothes because that's all she has, anon.
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If I get this right, Vita's a big success in Japan, and she even gets tons of games, right ?
Someone should make a comic where she travels to Japan with the other tans, and there she gets loved and admired and everybody feels like playing with her
and then they have to go back to America
where she's all alone again
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>>260288824
It's a jab at myself when someone pointed out I post the same image with the same filename in nearly every thread. So I altered it a bit.


>>260288849
>I don't feel like posting those images anymore.
>Me neither and I'm a feetfag
I like feet as well, but I'm not the type to force it where people don't want to see it. At lot of foot stuff is shit anyway, so along with that I also have to deal with seeing people throw so many shitfits over a few pictures.

>That Vita-tan
Every time that image is posted, I keep forgetting to comment on it. I like it.
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>>260289283
And by playing with her, you mean getting molested or fucked in the streets, right?
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>>260289283
Kinda like that episode where Tomoko was the Queen of the card game ?
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>>260280409
I saw one in a shopping mall (during the ps1 era)
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>>260283809
TRUE BLUE AMERICAN
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>>260288309
Just read the Vivian one. Her character sounds fitting for her and I'm liking the descriptive writing.

SNES-tan introduced herself in a manner that's much too lewd for her, but I understand if it was an accident.

Keep it up.
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>>260289895
>SNES-tan introduced herself in a manner that's much too lewd for her
That's why she apologized. She meant to hug her.
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>>260289895
Oh shit, I forgot.

Thank you for reading it.
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any Vivian/Console-tan crossover stuff yet?
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>>260287840
Yeah, pretty much.
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>>260290337
I'm doing a story, but no art yet.

>>260288264
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>>260290208
I was just making sure.

>>260290298
No problem. I'm enjoying it.

>>260290529
You misquoted.
>>260290337
No art yet, but there's the story this guy is working on. >>260288309
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5:30 in the morning, sitting in a Console-tan thread and going through SSE on Brawl again to collect boss trophies while drinking sweet tea and being a useless piece of shit.

Things are pretty okay sometimes.
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Who's the thickest, softest and plumpest console?
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>>260290924
>Sweet tea
Go green or go home
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>>260281426

Not bad.
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>>260290925
ur mom
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>>260288309
>"Ara Ara~ If it isn’t Vivian-chan."
mah dick can't take anon
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>>260278860
samurai would carry a smaller "companion" sword with their katana, something like a wakizashi or tanto
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>>260290925
Burger-tan
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>>260289120
>Tomboys are the best
You got that right.

>Therefore, Genesis-tan is the best.
That's debatable, but pretty damn close.


>>260290924
>Things are pretty okay sometimes.
We still don't have qt Console-tan gfs.
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>>260284912
Is this in a booru?

I'd like to save it when I get the chance for reasons
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Know what I'd like to see ? The PS4/3DS showdown.
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>>260292042
Because console-wars have never been fun until girls are getting into catfights.
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>>260292417
And PC can hang out with them too. No gay/feels shit.
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The impact
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>>260292512

My fucking sides.
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>>260292784
>GDDR3

The Xbone does not use GDDR3, it uses DDR3. GDDR3 is based on DDR2.
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>>260292784
The best PS4-tan.
Hopefully she's more lewd than the snoozefest the other PS4-tan is.
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>>260293168
Hey! PS4-tan can be lewd!

http://megapencil.tumblr.com/post/95343775433/console-tans-part-2
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>>260293168
She's in dark pantyhose with matching boots.
She's obviously aggressively lewd.
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>>260292784

>Those eyes

They give me boners.
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>>260292042
You know what, ever since that comic was made I've been wanting to see some more of it. So yes, I would like to see PS4 and 3DS battle it out.
>The relationship between 2DS-tan and Vita-tan causes some misunderstandings.
>3DS-tan and PS4-tan fight for the honor of their sisters.
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>>260293301
Good. Nothing better than a straight-laced military-looking chick who's a perverted sexual supernova underneath.
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>>260293168
I like all PS4-tans so far but this one too is my favourite. Too bad we don't know the drawfag, if he still lurks the console-tans threads, or if we'll ever get something else from him.
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>>260293425
Truly
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>>260293617
Well, we know what happened to the move, at least.
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>>260293617
We need porn of this PS4-tan.
Possibly involving the other PS4-tan as well.
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>>260293608
Man, I love the idea of a bancho DS-tan, since I have an original Electric Blue DS. On Tuesday's thread, someone came up with an interesting take on 2DS-tan.
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I have an idea of Xbone having a bit of brodude/casual in her that slips out, like a tic. Saying things like bazinga after someone makes a joke and other cringe-worthy shit, but she catches herself every time.

No?
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>>260281932
Jesus christ my diiiick
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>>260293993
i'm getting a whole agito/akito feeling out of this.Giving 2ds two different personalities when she moves her eye patch to the other side
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>>260293916
Second.
Maybe the short haired PS4 fucking the ponytail one silly with her katanas' scabbards up ponytail's ass and Bob-cut using a strapon?
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>>260285568
She's cute enough to be the main character in her own game.

Like, I'm getting "Mario's daughter" vibes from her. It's great.
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P.C is great. He acts like Producer from Puchimas

All he needs is more "HA HA HA HA HA HA" in the background every now and then and he would be perfect.
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Must suck being PC, he gets to be the biggest and very best indefinitely, but he has to watch all his friends come and die every generation, then he knows the exact same thing will inevitably happen to all his new friends.

;_;
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>>260294835
And that's why he's so aloof and pushes people away, there was a comic about it in the last one of these things.
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>>260294668

>HA HA HA HA

Yes please. Just that silly hoarse laugh that you can sometimes see from buff moustached guys in animes.
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>>260290924
>that turtle comic

Best pic in thread. 11/10
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>>260293608
Here's an extra DS-tan.

>>260294439
It's generally accepted that 2DS-tan is blind in one eye, because she's actually disabled (compared to her sister) and lacks depth perception.

But with the "no official designs" rule, anyone is free to adopt and submit their own interpretations and stories of these characters. Personally I'm kind of fond of the idea of there being multiple versions of the same Console-tan, for certain consoles. So if you want to create a 2DS-tan that switches her eyepatch to the other eye and change personality, you could make one up for yourself.
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>>260295214
Like, every now and in comics, while the others are discussing who are best, he will just be flexing in the background while laughing, clearly being better and undermining their discussion, but ignored for the time being
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>>260295736
i there a PSP-tan yet? Or design ideas for it?
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>>260295812
meant to quote >>260295538
(or whoever knows, really)
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>>260292417
>dat punchline

Fucking hell!
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>>260295812
>>260295894
I'm not really sure. Maybe in some old stuff. Since this comic includes a DS-Lite, I assume the other girl is a PSP.
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>>260295538
I imagine 3DS tan going
>"ANEGO!"
over her. DS taught her how to wield the stylus
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>>260296212
>PSP showing her tits
>DS showing her ass

WHY HASN'T SOMEONE DRAWN THE ACTUAL THING
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>>260296212
man PS3 tan was so boring looking in those. The rest were pretty good though

I loved how 360 was basically a whore who required money to include her sisters in "play-time"
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>>260296604
Apparently all the drawfags are busy with Vivian.
Shame, really.
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>>260296212
I wish someone would redraw that one, but heavily take >>260296604
into account
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>>260296889
Fuck it, I'm writing it. It's 7 AM and I'm exhausted so it'll be Tuesday, but I'm writing it.
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>>260296889
Forgivable, think of it like a parent taking butt loads of pics of their newborn daughter
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>>260296990
What parent does stuff like some of those pics?
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>>260296252
>"ANEGO"
Okay, I tried googling it. All I got was an Asian drama and some Maplestory boss character. Apparently a European translation brings up "Elder sister"

What does it mean?

>>260296889
I like Vivian, but I find it hard to keep up with them.

At least we don't have a huge amount of shitposters anymore.
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>>260279673

This kid doesn't know 32X.
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Why is there no art of 2ds being abused yet?
I mean, she's dumb, why isn't she getting tricked and raped.?
I want to see 2ds getting raped, right now.
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>>260297261
yeah it means elder sister, but it is really respectful. The male term is "Aniki" which means elder brother.
In japanese gangs it's another way of saying "senpai" and such, since they see themselves as family. Therefore it would fit with a bancho DS-tan
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>>260282426
>she is only genesis tan
>not megadrive
>tfw I'm European with a Megadrive who love tomboy
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>>260297261

Did the shitposters leave Vivian threads alone finally?
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>>260297392
Because she's not as stupid as people initially thought she was and she can see when horrible people like you try to take advantage of her.


>>260297531
I don't know. It seems like things are finally starting to slow down, but I'm still afraid to refresh my catalog tab.
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>>260297392
No, fuck you.

She's going to have rough sex with her big sister and that's it!
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>>260297261
Are those threads still filled with "Vivian represents true feminism" fags? The same fags that enabled Anita and company in the first place?
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>>260297694
>Are those threads still filled with "Vivian represents true feminism" fags? The same fags that enabled Anita and company in the first place?
What the FUCK are they even talking about? I swear, most of the people who are shitting up the Vivian and Quinnspiracy threads don't know shit about what's really going on, so they don't know Vivian is supposed to represent.

And then there's that gay ass t-shirt design with the stupid unnecessary slogans.

Last I check, Vivian threads are still filled with "Go back to tumblr/reddit"-fags; and I checked more than 12 hours ago.

I lurked as best as I could, but I still don't feel the need to comment on very much. I wish more people did the same and just lurked more instead.
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>>260282418
Where is this from? The dialogue I mean, I'm pretty sure I heard it before with different characters.
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>>260298068
okay let me test my understanding of Vivian then. I haven't been to the threads, but my lurking around /v/ has led me to believe that
>Vivian is basically a fuck you to SJW
>she kinda looks like a feminist, but all she cares about is playing vidya
>she is annoyed by all the shit that has nothing to do with vidya
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>>260298267
Pretty much.

I just think she's cute.
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>>260281426
I was kind of hoping for /ss/.
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>>260298267
Yeah, that's pretty much it.

/v/ wanted to submit a character to support the same game jam that Zoe supposedly doxxed, and at the same time they'd raise money to support worth while causes, of which included cancer research charity and helping women in the industry, which would be more support than SJWs have ever given. Vivian was supposed to be a representation of /v/, which is why she's supposed to be relate-able to us. (tired, just wants to play vidya, doesn't give a fuck about "social justice", daily dose, etc.), she looks normal and pleasant enough, which is surprising coming from /v/, "The cathedral of misogyny" -Anita Sarkeesian, 2014.

Also, it's /pol/ approved, which is why a lot of comics will present /pol/ as her uncle.

There's an image that explains how she came to be, but it's several days old and I don't know if it's outdated.

>The birth of Vivian James.
>http://i.imgur.com/Z6sxwxS.jpg
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>>260298267

Pretty much. She's "fuck you imma play some vidya" the character.

I don't mind lewds of her, though.
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>>260299129
If I didn't fap to her I probably couldn't write about her.
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Sill working on sexualizing the 2DS-tan. If there's a thread tomorrow (today?) Morning I should be able to post it.
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ok guys tell me a lewd doujinshi plot with tans
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>>260298267
I also forgot to mention that she's essentially /v/-tan's "daughter" or "daughterfu"

And I did NOT mean to attach that image. >>260298959
That image was meant for another response.

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>>260297468
Oh, I see. Thanks for clearing that up.
>The male term is "Aniki" which means elder brother.
I've seen this term before, but didn't really understand it. Thanks!

Speaking of family.
>>260298959
>DS taught her how to wield the stylus
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>>260299569
Vita watches Wii U in secret and masturbates to her. PS4 catches her and eats her out.
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Still working on sexualizing the 2DS-tan. If there's a thread tomorrow (today?) morning then I should be able to post it.
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I've never wanted to fuck my consoles before this thread.
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Requesting N64DD please
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>>260299657
Welcome to out club
Welcome to out club!
Welcomeanonwelcomeanonwelcomeano

>>260299569
If there's anon involved
Xbone-tan secretly masturbating on his bed while he's out. He comes home earlier than expected. He fucks her right in the pussy.
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>>260299657
Please do not fuck your consoles
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>>260299629

I'd read that doujin so hard.

It should be in the same style as Turtle.Fish.Paint doujins.
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>>260299569
Vita-tan tries to steal 3DS-tan's stylus in hopes that using it on her touch screen will feel real good. 2DS-tan finds out about this and is curious about why Vita-tan has it.


>>260299657
Welcome to Console-tan threads.

>>260299630
I kind of hope we don't have a new thread "tomorrow." We're really pushing it this time by having it today.

Anyways, I should get some sleep, so can I trust you guys to keep this thread alive?
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Commodore 64 when?
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>>260299936
I'm going to have it in text-form soon. I hope you cum.
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>>260300003
>We're really pushing it this time by having it today.

Considering all the shitstorms with quinnspiracy, people welcome even such threads. Notice the low, low amount of baiting and shitposting in this thread.
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>>260300003
>>260299845
Thanks for the welcomes. How long have these threads been going on? Haven't been to /v/ in a while, and clearly they only happen Tuesday, typically.

>>260299912
And uh... I can't promise anything.
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>>260300003
Yeah you're right. I just meant if this thread bleeds out that long
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>>260299629
>>260299845
>>260300003

nice, so many ideas, time to do one page
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Is anyone working on more CD-I tan art?
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>>260299912
I fucked an Xbox once.
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>>260300180

How fast do you work, anon? When can we expect it, approximately? Not rushing you, just wondering.
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>>260281571

>B^U

Too many words son. Comics are supposed to be about visual communication. If there's no action taking place, there's no comic. It may as well be prose. But judging from the dialogue in your "comic", you can't do that either.

This webcomic tier shit needs to stop.
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>>260300254
Good for you
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>PS4-tan and Xbone-tan team up to stalk PC, since they don't know all that much about what he usually does - and of course, to find his weakness
>Xbone can't handle all the "indecent free DLC" she sees and wants to leave, urging PS4 to come with her
>PS4 tells her to go home, and Xbone can't refuse
>PS4 then gets to see the dark side of the modding community, and leaves mentally damaged (ahegao)
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>>260300261
slow because I want something good[ spoiler]maybe I need open one blog or iumblr[/spoiler]
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>>260286828

mega drive should be doing the mega milk pose
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>>260300336
Fuck you if you think there are too many words.
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>>260300123
Hmm, I thought people just got tired of baiting and shit posting in Console-tan threads. They've gotten progressively more pleasant even before the the recent out break.

>>260300142
>How long have these threads been going on?
Several months now. Maybe a year. I try to participate whenever I can, but Xbone-tan was created practically when the Xbox One was revealed, and that's what got everything booming. It was only a couple months ago that we decided to have them on Tuesdays to "contain" ourselves, and invite anyone interested at a common schedule.

>>260300163
I see. Well, if you guys REALLY need one, I guess we can make another. I agree with the other anon though, saying that these are a nice change from the Quinnspiracy threads. I'm patient enough to wait until Tuesdays, but lately I've been feeling like I needed these threads. Too bad they distract me from other things.
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>>260286863
Will this ever not make me feel like I need to love her?
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No elderly commodore tan.
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>>260300857
No. That image helped me realize just how shallow I truly am.

Here's an alternate 2DS-tan design.
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>>260286902
Woah, OUYA can emulate?
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>>260300808
Well this is pretty cool.

I like the weekly schedule idea. Probably keeps people excited and gives drawfags time to make new content.
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>>260300954
It's a damn shame, really.
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>>260301007

Why is pure white hair on young girls so attractive?
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>>260301068
It also keeps us from burning out so easily, so it's for the best we moderate how often we have these threads.
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>>260301215
Because 2D.
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>>260301007
I think I understand what you mean, fellow anon. The only reason it makes me feel good is the fact that she's desperate and her love would be only through that desperation. But love nontheless.
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>>260286902
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>>260293673
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>>260301679

I STILL don't get who or what is dragging the tans at the next to last panel.
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>>260301769
Magneto
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>>260298959
DS fat isn't fat...?
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>>260301653
W-wait a second, is Ouya-tan a trap?
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>>260301538
I'm talking both literally and figuratively here. I ended up choosing a 3DS over a 2DS for purely aesthetic reasons, and I didn't want to be seen with a 2DS when I made my purchase. And she's also a beautiful Cobalt Blue.

Some of these pictures make me feel things.

I can agree with what you say.
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>>260301679
>priver
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>>260301769
I think they are just staggering. It's a reoccurring thing with animu grills
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>>260301871
Nope. Big and strong!
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i'm just leaving this here
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>>260302013

But you can see PS4-tan's hand being dragged.
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>>260301871
Look at that sarashi. Probably binded over a thousand times.
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>>260301930
Let's make love
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>>260301880
I was merely implying oral rape with Ouya's mouth as the main stage.
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>>260279128
You have your own containment threads fuck off you thirsty cunt
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>>260302256
Are you a qt anthropomorphic gaming console or handheld?
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>>260300641

I'm a professional comic book writer. I'm telling you right now, that there is no reason why that should be a comic.

A picture should tell a thousand words. Each of those pictures says basically nothing. It's being used a framing device for some dull as christ banter and it annoys the fuck out of me. If you want to say "Fuck you", I'll tell you that eating shit is nothing to be proud of. It's really bad comic on every single level.

Why has nobody done those suggestions for tan comics that were picked up? Those had some really good ideas in there. These threads are so stagnant.
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Leave it to /v/ to sexualize or 2D girls out of consoles. I don't if I'm surprised at Ebola-chan or this.
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>>260302397
Draw a funny comic
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>>260302513

I'm a writer, you dunce.
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>>260302567
>being an idea guy
Write a funny comic
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>>260274390

MY FUCKING DICK


whoever makes these thank you.

jesus christ that's hot.
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>>260302353
>oral sex, in which a man forces his penis into someone else's mouth, almost always that of another man.

Cmon anon, just admit it.
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>>260302712
Does linetrap still browse 4chan?
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>>260302712

>Oral sex
>Another man

Wait, what? Blowjobs are a very hetero thing.
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>>260302175
I didn't want to feel sad though. Why did you make me feel sad?
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>>260302654
>Alan Moore was an 'idea guy'
>Stan Lee was an 'idea guy'

No
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>>260302965
How are they not?
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>>260302654

>Idea guy

I suppose screenwriters and novelists are idea guys too?

>Write a funny comic

I already did. It got ignored in favour of the supercilious attitudes of artists in these threads, who are only capable of listening to themselves.

NO SUGGESTION HAS YET BEEN DRAWN BY AN ARTIST.

I refuse to waste my time on such egocentric, yet such creatively limited chucklefucks.
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>>260302813
Dunno, anon.

>>260302913
And yeah, that's what wikipedia returns for irrumatio. Don't tell me you discriminate when it comes to mouthpussy, anon.
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>>260303108
'Idea Guy' is an insult that's thrown around a lot these days, when they were a lot more than just that.
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>>260303123
Where's it at, nigga?

If nobody drew it maybe it just fucking sucked.
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Can we all quit arguing and just fap?

I'm close to cumming and this arguing is fucking it up.
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>>260303476
>not getting excited by arguments
Take a look at this pleb
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>>260303261

It got dumped in the pastebin. I have no idea if it's still floating around, and I can assure you; it didn't suck. Just posting the greentext, I got nothing but postive feeback.

Also, please refer to the previous point in all caps.
>NO SUGGESTION HAS YET BEEN DRAWN BY AN ARTIST.
Please don't misunderstand, I don't want my work drawn. I don't care if it is or not; my issue lies with the fact that all suggestions are completely ignored. The only suggestions that don't get ignored is the porn.
I'm really hoping these threads die at this point in time.
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>>260303476
You'd rather be the subject of the argument, huh anon?
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>>260303585
What makes you think they have to draw the suggestions?

Not like they're getting paid.
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>>260303707
No.

I'd rather cum on an SNES cart and take pics.
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>>260303814
You mean a Genesis, right?
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>>260303123
drawfag here and to be honest I don't read all the thread, also I see many ideas, sad, lewd, funny

>>260303763
thats true but I need/want to do more draws for find who want pay me in future
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>>260302175
>not posting the superior version
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>>260303763
>What makes you think they have to draw the suggestions?
They don't have to, but the thing is; they seem to be entirely incapable of producing anything of any value whatsoever. The Jaguar comics are fucking awful, as are over 1/2 of the comics in circulation in these threads.

I'd be fine if they ignore the suggestions if their work was actually unique, funny or interesting.
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>>260304019

If you want to make money, work on sequential art. Then try applying at a comic book publisher. If you can do sequential, they won't even care even if your proportions aren't perfect or if you can't do a final render, those are just strings to the bow. Pencils only, make sure it looks decent though, otherwise you're not going to get anywhere.

Commission only isn't worthwhile. Take it from someone who knows people from those sorts of backgrounds.

Hell, you could try inking if it so pleases you, that's incredibly easy. I did it for a few years in order to make myself seem more attractive to publishers. It worked, if you can't already guess.
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>>260302918
I'm sorry, I just wanted the same thing as PC-tan; The consoles to be remembered
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>>260304064
Butthurt much? Go find a tutorial on how to draw weeb and try for yourself.
I like the jaguar-tan and credits for the drawfag.
I wish the stream of OC was higher but people are doing it for free nigga
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>>260304580

I would, but I'm far too busy. I'm currently writing 2 ongoings and a miniseries. I've got a deadline in 2 days. Can't take a leisurely pace like a novelist. I simply don't have the time.
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>>260304531
I'm not living in america, here art/comics/design its worthless
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>>260304046
some of those genuinly got to me for some reason
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>>260304891
Then what are you doing wasting your time in a console tan thread?

Hurry up and finish before the deadline!
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>>260305048

Neither do I. I'll admit there are more opportunities there. But here's the thing, you can apply for things internationally. Just so long as you can get the work to them, and considering you're posting on a computer, I think it still applies to you.

Send some sequential art out. It may cost a packet, but if you're good; they will offer you work. I made it in the slush pile, anyone can.
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>>260305207

Doing both. I'm just agonising over it at the moment, checking for spelling errors; etc.
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>>260305394
well I appreciate your concern and I'll take the point, fun I got a good advice here than any of the drawthreads or /ic/
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>>260304046
you're making me sadder now!
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