I'm trying to play this shitty Eartbound game that faggots

>>260212830
Webm related BTW. Seriously, what is going on? I can't beat these fucking sharks unless I buy some weapons / armor

>>260212830
sage for bait

Wow, you even made a webm and shit. Nice effort.

>>260212993
>>260213004

I'm not baiting. I'm genuinely curious what I'm doing wrong. OK, I might be fucking stupid but seriously, I'm not kidding, why. Please Please tell me why it won't let me buy a Yoyo when I have plenty of money.

>>260212830
sell stuff to make painfully small room for new stuff

It's a great game with flaws.

>>260213194

You have too many goddamn Cookies. You have to sell some of them to make room for the Yo-yo.

>>260213194
there's this thing called a limited inventory.

didn't you see the billion cookies you got from killing so much shit?

they make it as obvious as fucking possible.

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>>260213194
she even states outright Oh my you can't carry anymore!

well guess what nigga, sell those goddamn cookies this ain't cookie clicker

enjoy the game

>>260213302
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>>260213393

Thanks. For some reason I thought he was saying I already had the thing I was trying to buy which wasn't the case.

>>260213501
Now play the shit outta the game! Not everyone likes it but a lot of people do. Kudos for giving it a chance at least.

>>260213501
Got to pay attention anon, this isn't one of those new games where you can pretty much play it in a half awake state.

>>260213501
No problem, Anon. Have fun!

>>260213501
DON'T BUY ANY YOYOs OR SLINGSHOTS, you'll miss every other hit dude trust me

>>260212830
>using the menu to talk to people

>>260214474
>Implying I know what you're talking about.
>Implying I didn't have to make a thread just to figure out how to purchase essential items

>>260214621
use L to auto-talk/check stuff

>>260214720
Thank you.