Even based Elrindir is looking at that shit with contempt
this but orcs are fine too
>tfw no sfw orc girls to dump
Hardly any good orc girls out there period. Whenever an orc appears in a pic it's generally a guy orc.
sadly my orc folder is really small and its mostly just screenshots from world of warcraft
>tfw no lusty argonian maid to polish your spear
>AND THEY HAVE NO ABILITY TO LOVE
Lies, slander and racism.
Shouldn't you be having a quest thread about being a little girl doing quirky things or something?
What is it with orcs that makes you people want to fiddle your diddlers.
>Falling for savages
Real women are waiting for you on the other side.
That's even worse you rotten cunt fag.
Keep telling yourselves that, savages.
Well, I'm sure you don't mean the savage tree-huggers, the aliens, the walking statues or the pond ornaments, so I must assume that you mean either the walking STDs or the Humans.
Funny how you can still talk with that orcock stuck in your throat.
>Savage since WCIII
WoW made them tame.
Oh they stopped living in the giant tree then, got rid of all that druid emerald dream bullshit and began making proper cities?
That sucks, that was the only interesting stuff about them.
>Tfw the model updates turn your character into Hitler
You forgot one.
Also, I never understood. Whats with skellies and them patting?
Kobolds are supposed to be minidragons now
Which is retarded because folklore kobolds can
materialise in the form of an animal, fire, a human being, and a candle.
tl;dr people want more furry shit to masturbate to
Garithos should have wiped the NE off the face of Azeroth
Lich here, skelebros taking over this thread
Op for once with great taste I am surprised
Not fucking likely, mister skelington
I find it strange that Sandro is considered exemplary lich while he was never even the best in the field of necromancy in HoMM III, some vampire chick was instead.
You got a bone to pick with me m8??
They're beautiful on the inside, because they have no outside.
Whoever drew that requires more art learnings on how to create femininity without resorting to such obvious, easy-mode and centextually wrong details.
No. Would not bone.
>women use makeup when alive
>they're not allowed to use makeup when undead
Ok faggot whatever tickles your funny bone
I don't have anything else saved really.
That meme died extremely fast and I think it's for the best.
>a skinbag being better at necromancy than a skellington lich
That's even more embarrasing.
How come lipstick painted on teeth is any better than eyelashes attached to a skull? Or face powder to stimulate a blush.
I had a lot of fappable tabs open on this window, then I opened the cool skeletons.
Now my porn folder has skeletons, I need to go trough all the pics, so I wont spook myself when trying to fap.
hello newfriend. you can not initially bump your own threads
Elves be made for lovin'.
>So here I am fapping on a Saturday night
>As I'm about to cum I click to the next image
>and then a skeleton popped out
What if skeletons are spooked by the marrow inside them, the same way we're spooked by the skeletons inside us?
Marrow is where red blood cells is made.
Skletons don't need blood.
WHY DO THEY NEED MARROW?
Fucking spooky, if I were a skeleton.
Not that guy tl;dr less blush on far side, eyelashes should be more obvious they're fake
Not to nitpick too deeply, because the d/ic/khead in me really wants to get out, the long and short of it is that it's not immediately obvious that it's not supposed to be hair and blood. The whole weeaboo blush effect aside, the far side kind of looks like it's coming in underneath the eye socket as opposed to being applied to the cheekbone like the near side one does, which would only make sense in a fleshy blood and skin blush. The eyelashes too could maybe do with being on a strip on the brow to make it more apparent that they're not actual hair.
Paraphrasing here but a good rule "If it can be easily mistaken for something different, even with the same purpose, you did it wrong."
Have some orc-butt
No, the point is WoW removed the amazonian matriarchal society where the military were all bloodthirsty and savage fighters who used guerilla warfare and shit.
Remember, a lot of the Warsong grunts were fucking shocked that a bunch of prissy elves could fight on their level and then some.
my orc character i made only a week ago, just posting my char for no reason at all.
>for no reason at all
Man, you would not believe it but this is actually supposed to be an Orc thread! Talk about a fluke, right? Randomly, for no reason at all, posting your Orc in an Orc thread.
FUCK YOU SPELLCHECK ORC IS A WORD!
>tfw no dominant yet loving orc gf to big spoon you at night
Why do people have to sexualize Orcs and Elfs so much? Is it some sort of jealously towards how beautiful Elves are compared to everyone else so artists create images out of angst?
Why can't a Orc just get with a hot Orc woman and a Elf just get with a Elf?
Elves are too wide and slutty for their faggoty male counterparts. That's why they hunt for orcock leaving female orcs to remain pure and tight.
I tried to mod Skyrim once and this was the result.
Being an Elder Scrolls Orc must suck, because despite your uber sexiness and extra strength, you can never fully close your mouth. I wonder how often bugs fly in there, or if they could hold their breath underwater?
The more devout you are to your chosen God in Wakfu, the more you look like them.
>There will never be a light hearted comedy about an strong, independent Orc warrior girl looking for the ultimate challenge of strength where she will actually hopes she loses because of her masochist kink, hoping someone will overpower her, tear off her clothes and make her a woman so she can find a suitably strong husband
>The entire universe is just one giant vagina tease to her all the time
It would make a great alternative to "elf girl gets raped by orc/whatever" hentai.
How were they retarded and deformed to begin with?
I developed it when I played a female Orc rogue in WoW one night because I was bored of most of my alts and main.
Got all the dusted leather set crap before I left the valley starting area; even in low poly of WoW graphics they shouldn't have an ass that round and supple. I didn't even know who I was anymore.
Someone saved them in a zip somewhere.
>Not liking big green booty in tight leather pants
posting best orc
don't give a shit if i get banned, will play vidya instead
Kobold appearance depends on the culture. Western cultures based them on dragonkin, whereas Eastern cultures base them on canines, just as Eastern orcs are absed on pigs
Really? There are worse things to complain about.
>Never any hairy females in vidya
Fuck this gay Earth. Not even gross hippie girls or peasants who've never taken a bath in their lives.
>another one did
>only 3 votes for Dwarf
>only 3 votes for Insectoid
No, I'm trying to simplify that you two brands of scum need to shut your fucking mouths.
>OMG HAWT FURY PORN!!!!!! I WANT 2 FUK A KOBLOD
>two hours later
>FURRFAGZ ARE SCUM YIFF I N HELL KILL URSELF FURFAGGOT
Both of you go crawl in a fucking hole and die.
That's it fucker. I'm tracking you down right now as we speak. My top coworkers in the Illumnati are tracing your IP codes. I have my bulletproof vest and helmet from my army days, and a few assault rifles and magazines. I've been trained in espionage and infiltration so you will have no way to know my entering. Maybe I'll come years later, or maybe tomorrow. You'll never know. I'll take out your legs so that nothing can prevent my vulpine knot from entering your tailhole. If you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment brought on you, maybe you could have prevented it. But you couldn't you didn't, and now you're paying the price you fucking idiot.
Prepare for the storm maggot, my juicy fox knot. I will cum on you and you will drown in it. You're fucking yiffed, kiddo.
>You're fucking yiffed, kiddo.
Oh dear god, that's terrifying.