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>Go to GamaStop
>Sweet Flaxonian babe working the Holo-Booth
>Bring up my legal 30 day license play-pass for Xenran Tagura for the Samsung 4DSx (Earth games suck now, I only play games from the Horse Head Nebula)
>She's asks what kind of game this is?
>Get nervous and accidentally overload my cargo-capacitor
>lasers emit from my pockets, incinerating everyone
>Sentenced for 90 reverse-years by the Earthâ„¢ Defense Force (Trademark of EActivision)
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>>260049067
You're an idiot

Just got a PS2 and DOA 2 though, It was awesome until it DRE'd
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>not buying your entertainment modules at Gammazon
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>2000

Good job retard.
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>>260049951
not getting your games exclusively on Batterypowered
QC gaming Masterspecies
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But the year 2000 AD already happened.
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>>260050349
>not greentexting properly
Get a load of this martian
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>>260049067
>120 credits for CoD 623^2

F-F-FUCKING VIRTUALSTOP
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>>260050702
We've had a massive flux of newfags since the reddit censorship
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>>260051312
lol truthfully i just forgot it, but i never really caught on to the greentexting gimmick
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>>260051257
At Capcom is finally releasing Megaman Legends 3!
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What holowaifu are you all running?
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>>260057178
Nintendo holowaifus are always the best. Too bad Nintendo doesn't update them ever.
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>>260057691
They have hands down best true-telligence, do they even need to be updated?
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i always want to participate in these kinds of threads but i'm never creative enough
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>>260058713
me too, im just having my future self send me time messages from after the thread of things i wish i thought of.highly illegal
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GUYS
GUYS
DID YOU SEE THE NEW PIC OF THE DAY?
THAT WAS A SHADOW OF A DRAGON OVER THE STADIUM
RIDLEY FINALLY CONFIRMED FOR SMASH 8!
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When people will realize that is basically impossible to represent every single variation of the human race in a game?
There's simply no harddrive that could handle all the models or an artistic team that can do it all.
Let's just take the Racoonpeople as example ok? there are at least 450 different tail pattern variations, and they're wildly different of each other and you just can't "palette swap" as the stripe distances, angles and fuzziness varies.
You would need a whole racoon tail generator subsystem just to represent this thing.

People should just focus in getting the right human variation to make the story work instead the other way around, to avoid that whole Mass effect 6 "otterpeople drowning" shit again.
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>>260057691
my rosalina hologram clipped through the wall and i had to hire a zero-g contractor to get her out

fucking nintendo, its as if buying their own planet and having Miyamototron declare war on humanity with legions of mariorobos suddenly makes you too fucking good to have proper customer service
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>tfw still not 2015
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Man, the PS2 has a fuckload of shovelware.
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>>260054629
Like, you made a conscious stylistic decision to avoid it, or you're just dumb?
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>>260049374
>PS2
>not superior PS20
Pleb
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>>260050526
>>260050181
>>260049374
>i'm fourteen years old
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>>260059167
that was on the pokemon level you bojo
it's more likely it was gammazard
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>go to rockstop
>buy rock
>"would ug like rock special"
>ug decline rock
>clerk take out club
>"ok ug pay special"
>give clerk wheel
>leave rockstop

unga bunga rockstop! Living in africa sucks rocks!
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lol, nerds, go outside on your hoverboard for once in a lifetime and pick up some nebulon chicks. Their electro-head tenticles send some serious shockwaves through your cock, assuming you can even get within one orbitron of them, lol. Get off the motherboard server and stop dreaming. jetpacks will never exist
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>>260059440
Damn it Sakurai, stop fooling me

It's fucking impressive how Sakurai is even alive by now. He didn't changed a bit over the years.
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>>260059167
I don't know why all the fuzz over "official ridley".
I mean, pretty much every single fighting game now have a ridley mod, even completely obscure shit like dark rift for the N64.
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>go to unga's cave
>unga doing rockpress
>i ask to lift rockpress
>unga spots me
>i see his stonesack in my face
>i get wood in my wood britches
>no homo erectus
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HAHAHAHAHAH PSN OMEGA DOWN AGAIN

PS9 FAGS BTFO
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>playing Sega Game Gear
>having fun
>realize its out of batteries
>oh fuck
>try to salvage some from the scrapyards
>get caught
>get sentenced to the isocubes because game gear is too fun
>Tfw
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>>260059710
>jetpacks will never exist
says the faggot using antigrav based transportation. niggertron please, read an e-book once a millennium and maybe youll stumble upon propulsion based modes of transportation
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>>260060087
I don't think a radical amish like you should be using a computer.
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>>260060207
whats your id-pin i think i can hack you out of there? uh nice cyberweather were having huh?
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>>260059710
>Implying the nebulon come close to the raccoonpeople
Those niggas are racist as fuck.
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>>260059282
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>>260057178

holo

still the best
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>Go to Gameztop
>Some Drek tries to push an upgrade to my decking module
>I whip out my 32 kilobyte per second wireless connection with 8 whopping megs of ram all at the size of my arm
>his face lights up like a kid on president regan day
>"I didn't know you were a master decker!"
>"null sweat ;)"
>he offers a master decker upgrade of 2 megabytes of ram for 4000 credits
>I tell him to frag off and tip over his holo projector
FUCKING GAMEZTOP
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>>260060451
>We'll have portable oculus rift phones by 2015
Glorious
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>>260059430
It's just faggots from NeoFlaxon or some shit, they're here for the whole ZoeQuinTron 5000 thing
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>>260060423
>superior shofixti bombs folded 10000 times
if you love the ringtails so much why dont you get a biomod?
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Am I the only one who thinks fucking revival costs too much? 6000 credits? I can buy like 2 games with that scratch.
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I would really like a PS2 but there's nothing out for it yet. But I do like how cheap it is as a DVD player.
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>>260060870
>1994+6
>buying revives
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>>260060742
>biomod
Yiff in hell dimesnion, biobitch
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>20 neoshekels just to download the installation code
>nevermind the 75 neoshekels to buy the game itself
>or the 15 neoshekels for the online module
>or any of the multitudes of extra mod-cycles for more characters, clothing, etc.

This isn't schway at all.
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>>260060742
I think he meant he was a ringtail. Though it's probally a faker. I mean they were banned from 4chan after the war, right? They got reddit, we got 4chan.
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>>260049067
2000AD was in the past faggot.
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>Tfw you get denied by your sexbot
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>>260060742
this post made me laugh so hard my electro-respirator sent off some sparks. Goddamn, age 150 is too young to be having these problems. I should've stopped smoking the plasma infusion pipe years ago.
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>>260060423
Do you eat drek? They're just fursuiters with expensive cybernetics, you faggtron max.
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>>260061070
fucking mekkronz
why does /\/\00+ let these geardicks on the board
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>>260049067
>meat sacks still play on devices
LOL.exe
Android master race here
Not only did I download every game every created prior to today for FREE, but I can play them in virtual reality since theyre installed straight to my brain drive
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>>260049067
LMAO XD
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>>260061367

>not jailbreaking them

come on son, it's like you don't want to have multiple personality modules you can switch at will.

Of course if you let them intermingle the sexbot might go on a rampage but my dick's willing to risk it.
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>>260061494
>brain drive
I hope you enjoy ads, faggot.
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>>260061540
Go back to reddit
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>>260061367

You don't deserve a sexbot, in fact. you should just become a sexbot, and die of aids in someones basement.
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>Wake up
>take my car onto the highway and drive to gamestop
>See clerk is a female. I begin to sweat
>trip on a playstation 4 game and fall face first into a large crowd of people
>they all start pointing and laughing
>"COMPUTER: SIMULATION OVER"
>the scene fades away around me
>remember that I had paid 300 credits at a moon carnival to take a holo-cation back in time to the year 1000 BC
>ask the robo-carnie where I can zojj a PS4 at GZAstop (it's a wu tang future)
>He telepathically signals me that the PS4 never had games, it was all a well crafted simulation
>Ghost Face Killer announces the daily blood sacrifice telepathically to all sentient beings in the Wutangsphere
Fucking GZAstop
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>>260061367

>Hack it to be compliant.
>Get fined with rape.

What's the point of sexbots again?
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>>260061494

At least I have a heart nerd
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>>260061494
Be careful, his picture installs a random screamer in your internal systems just by hovering your mouse over it.
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>>260049067
>Fucking idiots still don't get the joke

Even Conan did this sort of thing, is their autism that strong?
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>>260061648
>>260061648
>>260061648
H_U.Exe
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>>260061704
>tripping on nothing
Goddamn anon get your drek together.
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>>260061756
Too bad you're fucking it uo with spaceburgers, cyberfries and good ol fashion coke
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>>260061540
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>>260061845

>Conan will never visit the year 2000 again
>or do a skit with Abe Vigoda
>or the Masturbating Bear

thanks for reminding me anon.
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UNGBA BUNGA ROCKSTOP
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>>260049067
I'm a time traveler from the year 2014. My 14's kids friends are also posting with me from separate computers.
We're here to save the future but decided to post on /v/ instead. Ask us anything.
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>>260062069

Do you know the feeling of a cool summer day?

Of course not, you just know what your sensors tell you feels like a cool summer day.

Please kill yourself. Oh wait, you can't even die. Have fun in 2000 years when all your friends have died and you're alone.
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>>260062069
>Implying All Amerikronians Have Bloat Ware
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>>260061845
Sauce on this? Don't know what to type into google.
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Has anyone ever got punched in the dick over the internet? I mean I know it isn't real but... It hurts ;_;
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>>260061367
Sometimes you gotta take your sexbot outback and get the old plasma beam out anon.
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>>260062558

>having a dick
>not getting your entire lower body replaced with augments and having pleasure sensors wired to other, simpler things than sex/masturbation
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>>260062330
*nods respectfully towards you*
I know its hard for you to believe, but we androids are just as human as you are. Not all humans are made of flesh.
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>tfw finally installing smell-box on computer
>watch porn
>vaginas smell like ass
>there goes my life goals
>be a cyber hermit for the rest of my life
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>>260062901

oh so you're just a stupid fucking robot justice warrior.

Whatever, faggot. I'm gonna drown my neo-toaster in a nice hot bath tonight. Say hi to him in robot hell for me.
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>>260062691
I got that surgery done two months ago
I can almost have orgasms on thought alone
MUH SENSORS
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>>260062901
The Intergalactic Confederation of Megasogyny does not welcome you. Get out.
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>Finally finish all the expensive surgeries to become a living pinata
>Take a shortcut home so I can tell all my friends on Viva Pinataffinity as soon as possible
>Accidentally go through the bad part of town
>Get mugged by Negronian gang members
>I have no money
>Get shot
>Burst into treats
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>>260063028
>ass
>not fish
confirmed pirate copy
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>>260049067
>at mall
>see Dreamcast
>be too poor to get Dreamcast
>at school they have a contest or something where you can win a Dreamcast, excited as fuck
>I don't win, of course
>I never get a Dreamcast, but maybe later I will, it will have more games
>Sega cancels the console
>damn it
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>>260063028
if vaginas smell like ass then what does the ass smell like
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>>260062691
>not using your hot female surrogate human robot to be a slut
ha ha
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>>260063028
which smellbox are you using? im using the microsony T80x plasma and if i turn the volume past 40% everything smells burnt, maybe thats your problem
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>>260063053
You're gonna drown your gaming rig?REKT.exe
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>>260063163
>Pinata
>not diaper
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>>260063163
Fuck that surgeon for not breaking your respawn chip. Pinatas are fucking retarted and so are you.
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>>260060451
basically the same thing today, everyone's faces are glued to their phones
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I think they should seriously nerf the alicorns on Call of duty: Equestrian war

Yes, i know they were that powerful in that war, but there were like.. 20 alicorns or so on the real war.
Or at least nerf the Sig-sauer rifle.
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>>260062901
this could possibly be the most autistic post i've ever seen on 4chan
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>>260063163
underrated post
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>>260049067
>Go to Neo New /v/
>shitposting
>console wars
>Internalized computer masterrace
>Neo E-celebs
>SJW threads all over front page
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>>260049067
>want to purchase a new BetamaXbox
>comes with mandatory always on 5D simulator
>think about fucking little cousin
>posts thought to my FaceTube account
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>>260064687
did you even once think about turning off the 5d simulator?
i swear to god
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>been meaning to ask out qtarian gammastop cashier
>she doesn't like fluxians
>dress up in roommate's tracksuit 2.0 look just like qtarian
>go to gammastop, sweating my gills out
>"welcome to gammastop how may I help you today?"
>"h-h-hi I- I uh, I-"
>"oh are you here to pre-order the Halo 250 anniversary edition?"
>"Huh? Oh! Y-yeah. Halo is good yeah.."
>place down 1000 credits on counter
>gills gushing mucus
>"h-hey would you l-l-like to go-"
>hat falls off
>tentacles fall out of pockets
>slip on my mucus and tentacles
>jet ink everywhere in embarassment
>cry the whole way home
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Hey guys, posting from Alpha Centauri. FTL drive broke down, what are some good 5DS games to play while my repairbot finishes fixing it up?
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>>260064687
>not just waiting for the Simu5 free version
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Who here thought Far Cry 18 was a huge letdown I can't be the only one in this quadrant of the galaxy
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>>260064162
Fucking Ponytrons are still around?! I thought we got rid of all of them during purge-protocal Omega. I hope you and Hasbravision get neo-ultracancer.
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>>260064592
If i told you that there was a time people believed the standardized consoles would end the war, would you believe?

It was quite obvious that the Nvidia/AMD fanbase split would happen almost instantly.

Well, i was not expecting the shootings and shit, but its not because every console got the same games that it will stop people from bickering and taking sides.
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>>260065226
Bravely 19th and GTAV: HD are good
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>>260065030
being a non-entity heinosexual I am unable to manupulate physical matter and there isn't a way to turn it off mentally.

check your existence privilege
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Please spiro-inhibit the binary neo-formation before wittingly piercing.
It is possible that the valved hepta-thrust could detect the proto-ossiphazolated configuration, but only if we can trans-scan the plutonating capsule and crypto-jester the alternative goniotron!
It is possible that the retro-magnetic force could proto-compress the plutonated micro-field, but only if we can access the plutonating neo-computer and servo-redirect the homo-temporal causality!
Please modulate the penta-replicative efficiency before wittingly octo-duplicating.
Captain, I don't want to pournify the bulbo-plasma because the turbo-artificial laplaxmol is about to hepta-boil the compressed tri-singularity!
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>>260065226
Pokemon Silicon 29 and Oxygen 18 i hear are decent. But I think you might want to try Ace Attorney 47 if that helps.
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>Not being an omnipresent gas being
>20XX
How does it feel to suck at fighting games, you underevolved life-forms?
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>>260065226
i heard starcraft 7 jade version is a good time waster but i cant stand to play it, i get flashbacks
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>>260065821
fuck off you literal fart I'll fucking suck you up with my nans vacuum cleaner
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>>260065821
whats it like not having a dick?
told.bat
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>tfw still no Half Life 3
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>>260066032
>Implying you can eliminate the singular consciousness of all methane in the universe with even the universe's largest vacuum cleaner
I am fucking everywhere. I know what the inside of your girlfriend's body looks like more than you do.
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>>260066273
>still no DNF
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"We have a big announcement at GoyCon CXIV for all our old fans" - Gabe NewNewell

Half Life 3 Confirmed!
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>>260065306
I think you're confusing the things son.
Ponytrons were a failed commercial product gone haywire, and half of the purge-protocal Omega squad were actually earthponies sent by the princess to erradicate the heresy.

The real deal that comes from the democratic empire of equestria are still alive and well, and being pretty much the best fighting game industry of the 12 planets.
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unga bunga why am in shiny cave?
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>>260066381
>"We have a big announcement at GoyCon CXIV for all our old fans"
>big
Ridley confirmed
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Hey guys I heard half life 3 was going to be announced at this year's E3!
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>>260066304
I fucked your creator
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>on pilgrimage to vy canis majoris to visit the shrine to gaben
>on a ship capable of speeds faster than light
>onboard computers capable of the most complex computations needed to power these even more complex ships
>hack into the computer array to take advantage of their raw processing power
>still get fps drops playing crysis with AA
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>>260065226
I think we can all agree that Pokemon stopped being good after Gen 17 with Cobalt and Mercery being the best games. Can you believe they're trying to push a sentient form of purple as a Pokemon in Silicon?! Unbelievable.
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WERE ALL GONNA DIE CUZ GLOBAL COOLING
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>>260049067
>ITT: reddit takes a screen of its own thread before any replies
>posts on readit
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Made some b8, pls rate
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>>260065226
Your 5DS is a second gen one right? play Star wars: rogue squadron for the Nintendo 64 emulated.
It runs perfectly if you overclock your CPU to 65 Ghz and use the softmode.
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>>260050702
Ayy lmao
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>>260050349
You are a disgrace to QC gamers..
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>>260066827
Not bad.
Made my rage gland swell a bit.
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You guys really shouldn't be posting messages back in time. You could cause a paradox.

I'm going to have to alert President JamJam's security forces if you continue to post in such a haphazard manner.
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>Tfw I cashed all of my credits to be among the first to play the new Ouya 5000
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>>260062145
I miss the masturbating bear.
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I met this Zonduvian babe in a lobby for Dota 26: Revengeance and had her over my asteroid apartment for a night. Now she won't stop calling me and asking about laying eggs in the bathtub. Is this common stuff for Zonduvians? I hid my apartment in the Kuiper Belt but I dunno if that'll keep her out.
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>Trademark of EActivision

my sides
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>>260066629
Crysis is just unplayable dude
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Why fuzzytails are so shit at games?
I mean, just look at evo, every single raccoonpeople on it have either blank or ringed tails.
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>go to Spacestop to purchase Final Fantasy MMMDLIII
>hot Xaxarian working behind the counter
>can't keep myself from staring at her 3rd tubule
>she catches me staring at her and calls for the 9ft tall Grontian security guard
>begin stammering to say I'm sorry but my voice modulator can't understand my stuttering and begins shouting CANNOT TRANSLATE PLEASE SPEAK CLEARER
>by now a crowd has started to gather
>at that moment my Mom pops up on my Holophone yelling at me for leaving without her permission
>food pills begin falling out of my Pocketron3000
>the laughter pierces my soul
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>>260059657
>>260060087
>>260062259
>>260066468

Why the zoch did we give fusion-brainputers to casualtrons again?

And why didn't we melt their entire planet?
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>>260066413
>Interfacing with gender-non-denominational sales droid at ultrastop entertainment technologies megakiosk at Universe-Central Mall
>My omnigender sexual characteristic engages
>Become overwhelmed by primal pre-evolutionary urge
>Beads of sweat rolling down my omnipresence
>She opens her holographic interface
>"Greetings."
>Archaic Earth noodles and human waste launch from my storage compartments
FUCKING ULTRASTOP
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>Tfw World of Warcraft: Wrath of the Kobolds is out in 6 days
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>>260067675
me think you speak weird. you berrypicker?
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>>260067759
Nobody outside world of warcraft (the actual world) cares about world of warcraft.
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>>260067994
you torg?
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>>260068096
Me Guang
You torg?
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>>260067759
Trusting Blizgrapes after they took 43 years developing Diablo 4 and it was just Diablo 3 with x4k antialiasing
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>>260067994
Ramish, you're violating your religion by using a computer.
go back to hunting your gazelle and don't fucking look at the dome.
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>>260067675
Space nuking is the better option in my opinion
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>>260068069

>Mfw the world of warcraft is the only populated MMO world left

Enjoy your ded gaem-worlds.
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You guys played the new /Pol/ack Fortress update? The new update, first in three years, has all new textures for the minority oppression story ark.
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>>260068186
No
Me Gak
What am you call on rockstation third
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>>260068221
what gazelle? me hunt t-rex and mammoths.
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Fuck this thread, I'm going to the brain uploader and saying goodbye to this shitty world.

If you need me, I'll be running sex.exe
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>>260068312
Most of em have otterpeople living in the rivers, but they don't count as players.
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>>260068069

Sounds like someone got their nova-net mmo privileges revoked by the EA thought police. Shoulda contributed to the mandatory Loli Bread production lines.
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>>260068349

>Tfw /pol/ was officially declared to be a Space-Communist board almost 62 years ago
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>>260068524

see you next time cycle fagtron
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>>260068524
>sex.exe
>renamed lostboy
Good like with your STIs, faggot
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>>260068483
hahahahaha, yeah right, and know how to use a computer, right?

Sorry, you really don't sound like a T-rex hunter.
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>all these plebs still living on Earth
Shit one, poorfags.
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>>260059857

He looks younger.
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Sup /v/.
In about 1 year I'll be going on one of these to Jupiter and aside from a computer that will play Chess with me, I need some vidya recommendations.
I won't be in a cryo-cell like the scientists I'll be bringing and it's a real long trip so they should preferably be games with a lot of replay value.
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Have you guys tried out this new VR sex program lostboy? It's amazing.
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>>260068583
>want to have free, unrestricted sex with otterpeople hippies
>need to pay monthly subscription
Feels bad man
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Daily reminder that Andromedafats are the cancer killing /v/.
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>>260068742
me own a personal stoneputer. what computer?
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>>260067675
We could just grav-tow their planet inside a star or black hole. I know a great binary system over in the east-spiral arm of Andromeda we could use. Nospecies will miss these plebtrons.
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>2000 AD
>Console gamers still exist
>Mfw
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>having ANY cybernetic augmentations AT ALL!
this will be my only post. have fun buying you tickets to hell by tarnishing your god given bodies. if your reading this, i'm coming over to your homes and killing you all
WITH MAGNETS!
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>>260068883

I hear Tic-Tac-Toe 2k1 is a good game to play against robots.
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>>260061704

>(it's a wu tang future)
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>Go on piratebay
>EActivision takes control of my computer
>EActivision takes control of my fucking respawn chip
>Respawn as a fucking raccoon
Help please. I don't want to use reddit
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>>260068642

I'm still glad all the Tumblr sjws got sank to the bottom of the Bethesda Gulch after they lost The Great Privilege War of '69

Did the Valvites end up getting them out of the vents of the glorious Gabendian Steampowered flying city yet?
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>>260069029
>mfw Super Computer fats still don't have GTA XX
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>mfw Earthfags will never EVER get hyperspace travel
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>>260068583
>Playing Galaxy Figther 20: Enhanced Gold Director's Cut Edition - Hyper Turbo Ultra Alpha Rev. 5
>Decide to have a random online match cause why not
>Fucking otter-person from the claxon-morpheo-9 universe
>999 ping
>Annoying screechy noises in its unintelligible idiot language
>Can't play a video game because it doesnt have any fucking thumbs
>Kick his ass
We purged the Dugong and goblin-shark men, why can't we just get rid of them. They serve no practical purpose in any existence ever. The extinction of all regular otters means that they fuck up every ecosystem they're introduced to and are completely outclassed in the workforce.
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every day every goddamn day some fucking Gargamek joins my Dota 29 game and refuses to speak Galactic Basic

when the hell are they going to add galaxy locked servers?
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>>260068907
Well, you know that there is "that planet", but the chance of getting a nanorobotic invasion there is very, very high.
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Guys.

Steam sale. What are you gonna spend your credits on?
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>>260069362
Come on, underwater labor is needed in 3rd world planets... Who am I kidding? Even third world planets don't want otters..
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>>260069471

Hitman collection is only 3 credits
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>>260068930
Yeah, right.
Whats the serial number of the last T-Rex you took down?
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>>260069573
me beat t-rex up with stones and boulders with other cavemen.
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>>260069471
>Spending credits on games
>Not using your time-dilating cranial interace to get games from space-pirate bay and playing them whenever you want
Look at this hyperfaggot
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>>260069471
Anyone else think its retarded we call money credits? It seems so redundant
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>>260069089
Actually, you're 5% anthrodog like everyone else.
There is no such thing as "pure human" anymore, as they all died of ebola.
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>>260069735
Well ever since we found the anti-matter for all precious minerals that ever existed in 29X5, we decided to capitalize on the new markets and create a universal currency along with our offworld colonization plan.
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>>260069857
>believing jewish propaganda
you poor soul
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>>260069690
>space-pirate bay
>2000
Enjoy the popup-ads for a imported-fuckboi from the Lombax nebula
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>Fly my helicopter to Epsilon Beta Games
>Viddy a babe wearing neon pink spandex who is smotting for entertainment modules
>Make glazzy contact, smile and wave politely
>"What the Zork do you think you're looking at, fucko?"
>"What the Zip?"
>"Yeah, I'm talking to you. You'll think because I resemble a member of the binary gender category formerly known as 'female', that I can't enjoy entertainment modules like you lot? Don't hand me that cal, you fucking charlie."
>"Dude, what?"
>"You heard me, fascist."
>The bezoomy devotchka cuts in front of my spot in line and asks the neo-clerk for retro-revival pokemon cards real gromky like while she aims her glazzies over her shoulder to viddy if I'm slooshying her
>She curves her rot real smug-like and leans in like she's going to tolchok me before storming off after yelling "asshole" real gromky
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>>260069471
>2000 AD
>using steam

When will you mustardians learn?
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It's like I'm really on /b/!
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>>260069917
what an inCREDIBLE history lesson
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>>260070160
Carlostron 9000!
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>>260069121
Look at your tail.
Three rings or less and its reddit for you.
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>>260070094
Dude she was probably viddying your hypercock implants
Gender non-denominationals are always viddying for an adventure
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>>260070074
>2000 AD
>Not being a Space Neo-Zionist
Oy Vey!
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>tfw we now can change our gender on a genetic level and become a legit, real girl
should i do it /v/?
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>2000
>Virgo cluster still gets holos 6.2 trillion years before ursa major group
fuck off virgofags spamming /////v///// with your spoilers and graphics .ifo s all the fucking spacetime
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>>260070154
Dudron, rule /1/. We don't talk about anything from before the neckbeard purge of '91, I heard if you say the boards name three times then turn the lights off in your bathroom, all your razors will disappear and you will wake up the next day possessed by a fedoric parasite from the Euphoria Nebula
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Yeah, the first thing I can remember is from way back then.
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>>260070078
>Trying to find porn on space-pirate bay
>Accidentally download a virus
>Illegal photos of straight white females scorched onto the outside of my trinocular imaging lenses
>It was a sting
>Privilege police show up and beat my numerous assholes
>Have all sexual characteristics removed
Fucking space-pirate bay
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>>260070543
soon...i will bring forth robo-hitler, then we'll see whos shitposting across space
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>>260070160
Ever since the interspecies Comedian war of 29X9, puns have been considered a war-crime according to the Uranus Conventions.
Please state your serial number and stand-by for atomization.
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>>260049067
>Wasting all your ChinCredits on games
>Not buying enhancements to attract those Zernobian babes
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>decide to play shit game some fucker recommended
>boot up qt3.14 waifu VR avatar for use
>play game for a few days
>decide to log off because nothing else to fucking do and the other players are annoying
>Nintendro's servers are so fucking shit that I failed to log off
>now I'm fucking stuck in this shit-ass game until their servers are fixed
Jesus christ, Nintendo.
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>>260060505
I still can't believe try cloned Reagan from his preserved scrotom. The us haschanged for the worst since since the Islamic overlords took over.
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>playing vidya
>when you can explore the infinite space

I seriously hope you Flaxions dont do this
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>>260070074
But it is the truth and easily verifiable.
What the jews are hiding is the fact that <post edited. reason: untrue affirmation>
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So I managed to get my hands on my dad's old DSDs and finally managed to find a USB1 to USB2000 adapter and software so I could get all the data he downloaded onto it back (convert it from archaic formats to new ones). Most of the conversions were unsuccessful but we managed to get this image back. Once my dad saw it he just got a bit tearful and told me to turn my cogitator off. Since he refuses to talk about it could you guys possibly tell me what this is?
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>>260070927
>Needing zernobian babes
Fuck off Keith nobody's impressed by your entire body being made of cocks, not even zernobians. And they have cocks on 90% of their bodies.
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>>260050702
ayy lmao
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>>260071130
A BOMB
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>>260071130
Hmm, that reminds me of a holo-painting i have sitting around in my infinite storage. I almost lost it a while back when some raving lunatic tried to buy it off mee for 5507 credits
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>>260071130
Looks like some kind of basement-created pixel array that someone from the old race would make.
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>>260070924
good luck im behind 40k proxies
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Can't believe Game Freak finally introduced Uranium type! What kinds of Pokemon do you want to see?
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>>260070982
Try clipping thru the wall meanwhile.
Some of those nintendo games hide really weird worlds behind em.
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>>260071732
Phazon type
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>you will never play Banjo-Twenty-Fourie
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>>260071404
>>260071561
Wow, I guess that explains why it means so much to my dad, maybe he was an artist in the day but never shown his talent. Well thanks for the infoboost, hopefully I can resolve whatever relation my dad has with the pixel array.
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I just got Perfect Dark. Great game. Also I got appendicitis back in 2000
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>>260069362
>>260069538
Well, there are some really pretty ones that became intergalatic models and stuff.
Serafina da silva is still considered the prettiest model from the 12 galaxies, and she's a brown otter.
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>>260071732
I don't know if its a good idea to introduce any new moves or types.
Pikachu is already overpowered as fuck as it is.
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>>260071130
Weird, the only thing I could find with my access to ancient google search archives was the statement "Slizers and Hero Factory were better". Now I'm even more confused.
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>>260070564
>implying /v/ isnt 100% quantum grafted neo lolis
do you WANT a biased answer?
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>>260065492
>GTAV: HD
didnt age well at all, the graphics are atrocious
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>Go to the gamestop capsule on the mars colony
>cute robot module at the credits cashier
>d-do y-you have a-talier X, h-hyperdimension n-neptunia 9, and s-sernan kagura 10 for h-holostation Z?
>the robot module glitches and giggles
>it realized it has emotions
>it starts shooting coins at people one grazes my arm
>the robot with newfound conciousness now makes the other robots realize their own
>robot insurrection
>all of neptune has been wiped out
>no one knows its my fault
>all i wanted was video-simulators for my holostation
>go to the space-net on my personal computer module i keep in my anti-robot bunker
>Red Dead Redemption for PC has been cancelled
>The Last Guardian delayed
>would post more but i hear knocking on the laser gate- someone claiming it's not a robot is
trying to get in
>it's telling me it has videogames for ps3 and wiiu old consoles should i let her in?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IRvGZffXhfk
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>>260064248
>being literally this fucking new
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>>260072493
>Pikachu
>Overpowered

Just evolve mega evolve your dunsparce. It hard counters it completely what with being part Unicorn type
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>>260070982
I can log in and out just fine
is anyone in your stratodome streaming superflix?
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>>260071130

It's a diagram of an antique LoS-S3- plug. top right is V+ bottom right is GND.
This one was a real energy guzzler, still using 0.5V of voltage.
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Is anyone else worried for the Dolphin? Nintendo could shoot themselves in the foot (again) if they restrict 3rd parties with limited space.

On another note, have you guys seen the Xbox? i swear, if Microsoft enters the fray without First or Third-party Support, it's gonna be like the Pippin and the Jaguar all over again. besides, didn't they worked with Sega to put Windows CE support on the Dreamcast? it's like when Sony made the sound chip for the SNES.
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>>260072493
wait what? they changed that fossil's type?
back in gen12 they said they would never change thier mascot

fucking nintendo and their pandering to AUGgers
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>>260073207
its the futuristic year 2000 not the 1500s grandpa
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>Can't go to gamestop anymore, because recognized pirate
>Look through my great great grandfather's attic.
>Find fucking old ass games
Why are old people such fucking nostalgiafags?
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>>260072978
Unless pikachu is packing HP uranium.
With the charged lightball, it can ohko even the specially defensive megadunsparces.
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>>260073367
No, he is still eletric/fairy, but they introduced the charged lightball that triples every stat and gives him a fifth moveslot.
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2500 here via time travelling. Just came to tell you all the Xenorphs took over the Universe with their Galaxy shattering weapons, 1000000x light speed space ships, and god like powerful warriors. Bullshit man.
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>>260073515
tell me again why they thought pikachu getting lightball when its supposed to be exclusive to mewten was a good idea?
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>>260049067
>having a short-charge cargo-capacitor
>not having laser-shielding lining your pockets
>not purchasing neuraldecks exclusively from the void cluster

i'll just be over here enjoying my neuraldeck fantasy implants while you rot away in some muslim penitentiary on earth
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>>260073515
damn your right
Maybe you should try Ultra-Mega evolving your Garchomp? It outspeeds if you have the Mars Duststorm weather up.
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>>260073471
Well, its due the great drought of games, when they turned literally into "cinematic experiences", but then the second great crash of the video games happened, and then the third shortly after and games got as good as they are today.

Just to you have an idea, tetris is actually a game that was invented on earth in 1980.
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I can 4D model in my sleep, and BioCorp still can't make a properly functioning Yuka Nebulan model for Mass Effect 17.
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>>260073739
2800's here
this never happened in your future, this poor gorp came from a timeline where some hackers thought it would be funny to install a hypothesis projector on /a/
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>>260074054
That would work if the pikachu don't pikaspike the field.
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>>260073389
>2000
>The future
Ur stoopid
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When did EActivision buy the judicial system? I mean they do fucking weird ass shit to pirates.
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>>260074256
3000 here. The incident in 2500 indeed happen but not in your alternate timeline. We beat the Xenorphs with Nano Augmented Gaben as our leader with the release of Half Life 3 after their victory as celebration.
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LOLOLOL ROLEPLAYING SO FUN

REMIND ME OF THE TIME

ON KINDERGARTEN LOLOL XD
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>People born in space.
>Visiting earth for nostalgia.

wut?
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>>260074168
We're talking about a company here that can't even into 4 ringed tails without looking distorted.
How you expect em to make this work if they fail even at the basic things?
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>>260074568
>Kindergarten
1500s fag pls go.
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>>260050181
>>260050526
>reading comprehension

It's 2000 A.D., as in After Detonation of the sun? Did any of you take Galactic History in school?
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>>260074373
You from the future or something? Time travel isn't invented for another 300 years. I should know, Im from the future.
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>>260074474
This is what you get by calling yourself a pirate.
You should just do like everyone and declare yourself as a "self donator for a minority" and they can't touch you.
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>>260074580
Some did born from the earth's gravity pull.
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Mario Kart 10's DLC is 1 space buck.

Why do we hate dlc?
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>over 3,500 planets with intelligent life on them
>Earthlings still calling different human skin colours "races"
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IF YOU ARE READING THIS THEN THAT MEANS THE GALACTIC EMPIRE HAS GOT ME.

I NEED YOU TO TRANSFER THE DATA FROM MY HYPER-MEGA DRIVER. THERE IS NOT MUCH TIME, ONLY YOU CAN STOP THE fgfvcsssssssdfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff
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2000 Anno Domini was 14 years ago
>inb4 were pretending
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>>260067675
gb2/spacepol/
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>>260075182
>space buck
GTFO earthling.
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>>260075297
>Not living on beautiful Earth

How are those Oceans? Oh right. LOL.
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>>260074537
you shitter. timeline X isn't "alternate" just because it exists in a state of flux
i guess i cant expect you metroids to pay attention in time class
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>>260075217
Specially when most humans don't even have exposed skin anymore.
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>>260075143

That hardly counts.

I was actually born an earthling, these people have no right calling themselves earthlings.
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2000 A.D. was 14 years ago. Get with the times, and stop being outdated loser.
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>>260049067
That shit ain't crash
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>>260075434
fuck off faggot
>implying your timeline is the only true him
ayy lmao
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>>260075403
>Implying Infinity isn't 80% ocean
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>>260075559
>calling that dead water an ocean
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>>260075559

>Pull numbers out of your ass.

Typical spacer.
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>>260075403
>How are those Oceans?
Fine for me, but still deathly acidic to you. Why don't you come to the beach and we can have a little swim, faggot?
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>>260075554
*one
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>>260049067
Thanks for the laffs
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>>260075403
You mean the waterslums?
The earth oceans are filled with otterpeople.
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>>260075691
No. Infinity is literally 80% ocean. Like exactly. It's fucking strange.
>>260075680
>Implying infinity's oceans aren't bueatiful as fuck.
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Guys what do you focus your augmentations on
>Strength
>Regeneration
>Speed
>Agility
>Endurance
>Space Magic
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>>260075403
>beautiful Earth

Earth hasn't been the same since they hauled away the old sun before it imploded and replaced it with that new red one.
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>>260075798
I thought we banished all Otterpeople to Mariana's Trench in the Great War of 2333?
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I can't believe even in the future /v/ doesn't play virtual games, even though you can hook up nutritional support and play them for a whole month without stopping.
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>>260075918
>Still no defense augmentation

Fuck this gay galaxy
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>>260075918

>Space Magic

/x/ pls go.
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>>260075554
>hurrr whats weave theory
have you even listened to baby einstein's lecture?
no of course not, fucking neptunian education system
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>>260076193
Defense is racial you fucking qigger.
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>>260075981
This is technically correct, but thanks to the left wing politics, now 95% of the earth's ocean is the mariana's trench.
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>>260075918
Speed, Strength, Regeneration.

Literally need nothing for beating dirty Destian faces in.
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>>260076193
>What is Endurance
>>260076204
You don't want to shoot space lightning or space fire out of your hands?
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>>260076109
What makes you so sure you're not in a virtual game RIGHT NOW?
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>>260075918
Regeneration, Speed and Appearance shifting I use it to sharpen my tailrings
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>>260076405
>>260076109
>buying macrosoft shit ever
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>>260076389

>Needing space magic to shoot space lightning out of your space hands.

LOL
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>>260075918
>implying anyone other than Galactic Military augments anything except Charisma
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>>260076552
>Not maining stealth
What kind of ringtail are you?
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>>260076405
The world passes the three tricks.
No anisotropy on the surfaces, wood knocks right and no wall clipping.
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>>260076737
The kind that would get just 5% of stealth even when maxing it out.
I'm a twisted ring.
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>>260076639
>implying space lightning is the only Space Magic
Maybe you should augment your Space Magic more or actually watch Space Magic space tournaments faggot.
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>>260074568
Dude, shitposting is a capital offense ever since the Thraxxx occupation, you need to charter a smuggling run out of the system pronto
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>>260050702
ayy lmao
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So do you guys think Earth should be added to the United Planets?

They've only been around for a billion years, but they still act like they know what goes on and should have a say.
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>>260074568
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>>260076649
You really think the spaceport operators don't have augs?
You can't even move a 4-4-3 crate without some heavy upgrades in strength and space magic.
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Are you guys going to keep running away?
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So I heard The Last Guardian is going to be coming out this year on PS40. Fucking finally. Anyone have an exact date?
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>>260066927
>>260071317
>>260071317
>>260077124
You humans are a bunch of racist, insensitive fucks. I hope you all die in a exploding sun.
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>>260077149

>Earth.
>Not a sovereign planet.

Nope, get out.
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Why does EActivision like changing people's races? I mean who even gave them rights to the respawn chip anywa-
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>>260077260
12 jun on the PS40 exclusive platform and 14 jun everywhere else.
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>>260077239
Just keep running away? I'm not running.
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>>260077164
>2000 A.D.
>still wearing inferior Earth headgear
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>>260077532
I bet 15 credits he's an otter now.
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>>260077309

You're just mad our species breeds a thousand time faster than yours.

Have fun being overrun in a century.
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How are you earthlings even still alive. I thought they got wiped out eons ago by the great zlipthoratz plague. You're like fucking cockroaches.

Anyways humans shouldn't be allowed to post on /v/ since it's scientifically proven that they suck at video games, both playing and making them.
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>>260077309
>yfw we DID die in a supernova and you just miss us so much youre running a simulation
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>>260077604
>1995 + 5
>Not enchanting all your headwear

Its like you dont even want to be euphoric
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>>260077768
>You're like fucking cockroaches
>knowing about our insects
>outwardly hate Earthlings while secretly in love with our planet

Disgusting.
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>>260077768
>Being this mad we run the galactic empire
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>>260077768
shut up miku and suck my cheesy phallus
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S-so Ridley's in for real this time right? 20 smash bros instalments later. tonights got to be the night right?

Masahirotron pls
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>>260049067
>Pick up awesome eminem cd
>Download some porn on limewire
>Still playing n64 because ps2 costs to much
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>>260077768
>complaining about humans
>on a human board
>>
>2000
>We still have poorly coded N64 emulators
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>>260078362
>Mashahirotron
>Implying devving smash isn't genetic.
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>>260078362

Get over it already, it's been literally centuries, if he was going to get in he would have already.
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>>260078362
Just accept the fact he will never be officially on any game and just go play some mod.

He's excelent on Virtua fighter ex.
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>>260078120
I WISH I didn't know what cockroaches were you flitznab. I wouldn't have to know if it wasn't for your stupid people bringing them to every god damn planet you visit
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>>260066927
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>>260078639
Like Cen64? its only problem is requiring a 65536 core CPU with at least 4Thz, but it runs every game perfectly, even with the CRT 3D projection.
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>>260078362
You can just mod Super Smash Bros: Fisticuffs to play as Ridley. Do you even know how to mod the Wii-X? Or any other 23rd generation console for that matter?! I hate console-borgs.

PC gaming masterspecies.
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>>260078891

You should count you blessings we exterminated bedbugs centuries ago.
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>>260078891
says the faggot who has brought over the fizango virus over to humans.
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>>260078891
Why are humans so fucking disgusting?
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Why is no one afraid of robo-gaben? I mean he's practically invincible. I mean sure he seems like a nice guy now but if he ever decided to turn on us Earth would be doomed
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>>260078891
Could be worse, like otterpeople.
You're very lucky to not have lakes on your planet.
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>>260078891
OUCH! You fucking faggot! You know damn well that F word causes physical pain to anyone who reads it! That shit should be illegal!

You... you... DOUBLE FLITZNAB
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>>260079076
...did...did you just accused me of being a jafizlian?


I never.
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>Skin
>Scales
>Fur
>Rock

Whats best? Thinking about Rock for muh durability but I do enjoy swimming...
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>>260069160
Why do I keep seeing this Runescape gnome posted around?

It's not even a good reaction image.
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>>260079128
Says the fucking raccoon.
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>>260079193
>RoboGaben
>designed for anything but designing headgear

If he turned on us, the worst that would come out of it would be unfashionable hats.
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Tell me, why haven't we purged the xenos yet?
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>>260079193
He can be locked away with a door with a 3 written on it, but i don't see why doing it, after all you know, steam sales.
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>>260079472
Because those Earth faggots want to be "progressive".
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>>260079193
Shh. Just don't think about it. Put on your hat. And go about your daily business without thinking of THAT number.

Big Gaben's Watching
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>>260079472
Because the Xenorphs have superior technology to us.
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>>260079076
>he doesn't even have an exoskeleton to protect him fro a measly case of fizango

why are humans so genetically inferior
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>>260079365
raccoons are tecnically speaking humans, as are cybers, lobs, libs, dogs, cats, toasters, nanos and peasants
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Just want to let you all know that your cyber soul will only be saved if you accept Lain as your personal lord and savior.

You don't want to go to cyber hell do you?
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>>260079761
Yet you bitch about our insects. Haha we exterminated them from out home planet Earth long ago with insect detecting missiles.
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>>260079892
We all know hell don't exist anymore.
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>>260079892
Can't go to cyber hell if I've abstained from any cybernetic enhancements, can I?
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>>260079892
>He actually believes in that cyber god/cyber hell bullshit
>Not believing in reincarnation as a new Universe
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>>260080068
*tips cyber fedora*
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>>260049067

>I've been hiding from the SPawn of Lavos for a year now
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>>260080160
Yes, that a good example.
The CPU die on your fedora is made of infernium.
But we also mine coal, sulphur and sugar from the hell, also there is the whole "devil ivory" thing.
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>>260080080
Gorgon meathead pls go.
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Hey any humans here interested in meating up? I'm fucking starved right now, so I was thinking we could grab a bite to eat.


Don't worry I'm a Ziplar, not a Zanglar so there's nothing to worry about ::::::::^)
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>>260079709

But we out number them a billion to one.

They can't kill all of us.
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>>260080279
>original timeline fag
you guys got actual working computers?
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So I'm a freighter pilot, right? My copilot, a Galdarian, has started to act a little strange. We've been sharing this ship for like 4 years now and it's been pretty professional, but suddenly she's been a lot more affectionate and my Charisma Augs aren't helping anymore. She's 8 feet tall and I've seen her rip a dorlon in half, should I be worried? Galdarians don't have estrous cycles, right?
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>>260080682
*unsheathes laser katana* Back the fuck off?!
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Why is literally every torrent uploader a ringtail
thats kinda racist, no?
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>>260079472
>>260079650
Back in the timecycles of pre 2000 we were predicted to go around infinity destroying everything that isn't human, instead we end up becoming a bunch of 'uniplanitary' 'non-specieist' flitznabs that could have their exhaust ports overloaded by any xenorph in the next quadrant over. I blame earthgov for sucking more cybercock than a neo-peruvian payfuckette
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>>260079985
You people are pathetic. you get rid of your beautiful insect population and then you cry about how your planet's flora has gone to shit 164
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>>260080682

Sure, i'll pm you my space cords.

Bring friends, i ordered extra pizza.
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>>260080938
>being a planet hugging space hippie
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>>260080808
Not exactly cycles, its more like triggers.
If you carry too much wheat, this may cause the triggering.
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>>260080938

Nigga what?

We got nanobots tending to that shit.
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>>260080080
Let me guess, organic/lab grown implants?
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What the living fuck is this stuff.
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>find this old earth game at a garage sale
>it's called "mass effect"
>this is what earthlings used to think travelling space would be like
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>>260081295

Illegal in 86% of the galaxy.
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>>260077596
A boy has a right to dream
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GAS THE XENOS RACE WAR NOW!
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>>260081438

Enjoy it while you can, creep
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>>260081270
Please, my superior race and adapt by growing augments internally.
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>>260081573
>>>/space/pol//
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>>260060451
Just like a bigger google glass.
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Is it true Mootson jr the lV has his great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great grandfather's brain still preserved in a jar
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>>260081318
Well, they had a 2D linear show called "stargate SG-1" that was quite spot on.
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>>260081295
I crossed referenced that shit with Spaceapedia. Apparently it's an Earth delicacy/aphrodisiac, and as of recent it's been outlawed as a biological weapon (Class 3 poison to be exact) of every other known sentient species. It's fucking disgusting. If you see any, burn it. It will greatly reduce earthling morale, it's fucking hilarious.
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>there are Robosexuals and cybersexuals posting ITT right now
Get yourself a Martian you fat ugly blorks
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>>260081681
>>>/space/lgbtxhgq/
or alternatively let your xeno 'waifu' inject her gestation pods into you and die when more of the fuckers come crawling out your eyeballs.
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>>260081151
>mfw I'm a food stuffs and ration shipper

Shoulda invested in defense and stamina mods I guess. At least a human can't get a Galdarian pregnant.
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>>260081846

>They still use nuclear weapons.

L-O-FUCKING-L
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>>260081896
Everybody is robosexual as you can't even define what is a robot or living anymore.
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>>260081984
>Implying i'm not a ringtail.
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>>260081632
I bet your "superior race" doesn't produce organic body armor that heals and regenerates any damage sustained to it.
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GUYS I DON'T GIVE A FUCK WHAT'S GOING ON TURN ON SNN. THEY FOUND MOZART ON AN OBSCURE PLANET FAR IN THE YIPLIXIE GALAXY.
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>>260082085

They're good enough to ruin our great homeworld, they should be more than enough to end all life on your shitty world.
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>>260074568
>complains about juvenile posts
>does it in the most childish way possible
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>>260080158
I will pray for you.
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>>260082085
This is just a human of the Pluto colony. Don't listen to what this human says.
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>2x10^3 Earth Years have passed since the Great Remaking
>lIterally 0 Augs have died a natural death
>protos still cling to their stinking meat and cry constantly about being "oppressed" between shifts in the potassium mines
Why, exactly, haven't we fed these meat puppets into the Great Reprocessor yet?
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>>260065226
wow, watch out for mind worms dude
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>>260082250
>He was found trapped in a gravity prison operated by Shigerubot 9000

I FUCKING KNEW IT!
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>>260082263
>City level explosions
>Impressive
Jesus Christ is this 1500?
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>>260082393

You earth faggots and your "Progress" will be the end of the human race.

I'll be glad to see you guys go.
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>tfw half-Galdarian male
>tfw cursed with disgusting human blood

Being half-ling is suffering. Any good 3D-DS games to keep my mind off of this?
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>>260082668
eat shit pluto fag.
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>>260081438
You hear about that huge pizza bust in the zeta quadrant? The galacops shut down something like 20 pizzerias in two sun cycles. I heard Don Mino is pissed and hunting for a squealer.
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>>260082263
>Not using Virus bombs that infect people and spread at an insane rate liquefying people in seconds.

>Not using self replicating Nanobot bombs that completely dissemble planets.

Holy shit Earth Federation catch the fuck up.
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>>260080682
Look I can tell by the way you type that you're actually a Zanglar. I'm one too, but I have to tell you, you aren't living your life correctly. You post these messages in hopes that a poor lonely earthling willl tell you their cords and you can feast upon their flesh, but what you're doing is murder. Human being are living sentient beings and we have no right to eat them when we can easily survive off of zanuba bushes for sustenance. Just because your intelegence goes beyond what a human being could even begin to grasp doesn't give you the right to feast upon their flesh my friend. It's time to make a change.

I stopped eating earthlings about two years ago and haven't layed a snibblong on them since. It's very easy to do, and I've never felt healthier.
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>>260082669
>Galdarians
>depth perception

You're fucked!
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>>260082669
kill self for being disgusting hybrid.
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>>260049067
>2000 ad
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>>260082594

Riiiiiiight, just because we stopped reporting our progress on nuclear weapons doesn't mean we haven't made any.

>>260082732

*Tips space helmet*

>>260082807

Sounds convoluted as fuck, nuking them is much easier.
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>>260082669
Pokemon Mistery Dungeon: depths of the underground.
Its a series known by its lighthearted and cheering stories since the original ones.
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>>260082860
>Implying I can't turn of the 3x3x3D effects.
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>>260082832
>Dumbfuck Zanglar actually thinks he's smarter than humans
>Don't even have faster than light ships
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>>260082832
fucking vegans
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>>260081573
SPACE HITLER DID NOTHING WRONG!
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>>260083026
Every other 1st World Planet in all of the Galaxies have gone past Nuclear Weapons m8.
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>>260083229
Indeed.
He was shot dead by a toaster before he could actually do anything.
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>>260080682
HOLY SHIT. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, IF ANY HUMANS ARE READING THIS DON'T GO TO THIS ANONS PLACE. SHE LIED. SHE IS ACTUALLY A ZANGLAR. I WENT TO MEET UP WITH HER AND SHE TRIED TO SUCK MY LIFE JUICES RIGHT OUT OF ME. I BARELY ESCAPED JESUS FUCKING CHRIST. I REPEAT IF YOU ARE A HUMAN DO NOT LISTEN TO THIS ANON
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>Be me
>live in backwater mining corp planet
>barely get 20 TB/sec download speeds
How am I supposed to play like this?
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>>260083431
She's marked you. Every single Zanglar is going to come after you. Run. Run you mad man.
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>>260083431
Uhh...duh? Anyone who fell for that deserves to get their organs liquefied.
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>>260082669
>half-Galdarian

Haha, how does that even happen? Were your parents fucking freighter pilots?
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>>260083240
Plain nuclear weapons are indeed shitty, but there are some equestrian bombs that combine nuclear power and pony wishes that are fucking devasting.

The rainbow ring was actually an empty class 6 planet they used to test their MK-2 dash bomb.
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Judge this portlickers
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>>260083431
>Not being huge muscular Gorgon master race
I can rip a Zanglar in half with my bare hands.
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>not 200,000 B.CE
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>>260083431
>mfw Earthlings claim to be intelligent
>can't even see through a simple Zanglar trap
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>>260063316
vaginas
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>>260083678
When a man Galdarian and a girl human love each other very very much, they fuck like animals.
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>>260083732
Woah man. That looks a lot like pizza.
If you want your space ass thrown in space prison, you go right ahead, but leave us out of it.
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You guys keep shit talking about Zanglars but they aren't all bad. My gf is a zanglar and instead of sucking out my life fluids she just eats my semen. It's a pretty win win situation. Ya'll just racist.
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>>260084015
>Implying he wouldn't crush her
>Implying it wasn't female Galdarian and male human
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Does anyone have pre 2000 A.D. vidya artifacts? Mainly looking for the Nintendo Wii Understand
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>>260079207
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>>260083431
This is why my left arm is actually a compact unfolding plasma cannon.
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>>260084169
With that shrimp dick? I think it was a really small Gald. No matter how big there's no way a human can inpregnate a galdarian.
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>>260084224
>Nintendo Wii Understand

Those were banned after the zombie cyborg Yamauchi exploited the ancient hardware to mind control 6 systems at once. You want one of those, you're gonna have to dig a lot deeper than the average auction terminal.
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>>260084224
You mean the real deal and not 3D printed ones?
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>go to GamaStop
>about to buy some cheap shit
>8/10 cashier girl asks for credentials
>forgot my fakes back at my apartment
>one thing leads to another and I'm getting chased by 8 hovercops with cashier grill in the passenger seat
>get caught after crashing my stolen hovercar
>get sent back to shit hole Mars
Man I never did under why you earthlings let your women work.
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>go to xenostop to buy the new xenoforce 48 game of the eon edition
>it's $600,000, only have $543,000 on me
>xenomorph at the counter lets me have a 20% discount if I take out my Fempire administered CIS buttplug and give it to him
>do so and walk out of the store paranoid, knowing Femcops can easily detect that I am without buttplug
>nearly peeing through my chastity device out of pure fear
>2 quadrants away form home, almost there
>see the pink and white lights in my rear view
>ohfuck.apng
>they use their tractor beam to pull me over
>given a $800,000 ticket and sentenced to 8 eons in Femjail

Eh, not too bad. I'll be able to play it soon bros.
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>>260084167
Fuck you Zanglar apologist.
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Is it possible to live on a gas giant planet?
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>>260083431
>143 humans eaten by Zangs this sol cycle alone
>EarthLibs STILL trying to get that assault blaster ban pushed through
fucking Zang lobbyists, we need to dissolve the senate before we all end up zang food
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>>260084167
She's grooming you man. Zanglars are master rusers. They don't actually have human emotions like me and you. You'll wake up in her web one of these days and no one will be able to save you
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In the year 2000, the perfect video game is finally made, with no DRM, DLC, and over 3 years of gameplay, exclusively for PC. The developers go out of business quickly, as it only sells 4 copies whilest being the most pirated software ever.
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>>260084353
Not true man, I heard about this freighter pilot couple, Galdarian female and a human male. She got triggered by the cargo and 7 Galdarian cycles later out comes a hybrid. Where there's a will there's a way I guess.
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>>260084429
I'm pretty sure he can get a "polystation IV" that use a safe clone hardware of it.
Its the shit the otterpeople on wildstar planet play, but they only use it for fifa.
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>>260082250
Hohoho.
Everyone knows Space-Mozart is dead
Like anyone would believe you
Piss off
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Someone explain this epic "year 2000" meme because it makes no sense.
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>>260084459
There were actual products that weren't 3.D.?!
>>260084429
Y-You mean.. I'm gonna have to use the Black Terminal?
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>>260084539
Valsec here. You just keep breathing that oxygen like a pansy.
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>>260084167
I want to get a Zanglar gf because my vore fetish and I don't know how to approach them. Help?
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>>260084539
Only if you're a puff.
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Which race has the best dick?
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>>260084539
Yes. Its shit. You have to wear a oxygen mask/helmet nearly 24/7 and despite this you will still be able to smell the gas through the mask/helmet which smells like xeorablophs rectum.
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>>260049067
I don't know what the fuck you're talking about.

Anyways, anyone hyped for Dolphin to come out in 2001? I hear it will be a kickass console.
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>>260084839
Unless you actually want to die I don't recommend approaching a zanglar at all
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>>260084810
>Black Terminal

Dude that shit doesn't even exist.
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>>260084810
Yep.
They used some primitive processes like plastic molding, where they made an iron structure that was shaped like the final form, heated and the plastic injected in it.

You can see those techniques being used on 20th century fairs around earth.
Its quite fun actually to assemble those machines.
>>
The moon dwellers makes the best videogammas. Why haven't you moved to the moon so you wouldn't have to wait for shitty interstellar imports?
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Has Persona 4 The Awakening of Yu feat. Dante from DmC been released yet? Its been like 20 years since they showed the first preview.
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>tfw no qt korzingzong girlfriend

I just want a furry like in my glorious 4D sexual simulations.
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>>260085167
Which fucking moon you 3rd World shitter?
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>>260085227
>Not going for a ringtail GF
you fucked up. They're fucking fluffy
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>>260085167
>That many people living on such a small planet.

No thanks.
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>>260084939
>being organic scum
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>>260084839
Wow. Just respond to their illiterate, poorly-conceived online traps like the rest of their hapless, self-destructive dumbfuck victims.
Natural selection, bitch.
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>>260085227
>ringtail detected
EARTHSEC should send all of you fuckers to the ganymede camps
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Why are you guys all being so mean to us Zanglars?!?! Look, it's not our fault that primate meat is our favorite. We're trying our hardest to overcome that and you guys just keep giving us flack for trying to overcome our faults >::::::::(

We're all living beings can't we just get along???!

You humans enslaved us for 35 years and we're just barely getting our rights back. We're trying to be civil about all this, but you humans with your homosapian priviliage will never understand our struggles ::::::::(
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Anyone having to continuously destroy killbots trying to get to the Zarduun Gamest0p? It's been a fucking problem for weeks now, they need to get their shit in order.
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>>260085081
Then my friend lied to me? He told me he got a legit Nintendo 7DS from them.
>>260085164
Sounds rather efficient compared to how things are made right now.
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>Live in alternate timeline.
>Go to HoloStop Vending machine for the latest VR hologame.
>Decide to trade in a few of my older holodecks
>Only 5000 Credits or 150000 Holostop Vending points
> Still need 25000 credits even after trade
>Cyberman and Cyberwife keep telling me to hurry up as I try to make a decision on how to end transaction.
>Interface starts to lag
>Nebulon galzamine starts to flow out of USB pants ports.
> pornography still on my personal HUD
>VRAKING HOLOSTOP
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I can't believe people are still against zoophile marriage rights. Fucking bigots.
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>>260085481
Whoa whoa, why don't you retract your electronblade?
That shits way too edgy to say, especially on a Nihonizonian image board.
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>>260085405

Am i the only one who finds organic women super sexy?

I think it's the age difference, or maybe the fact that she will not get to experience the heat death of the universe.
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>tfw when you're a Mars demon
Of all the places for a portal to open it had to be on fucking mars. It used to be nice up here for us until the prisons came. This place is like Neo Australia all over again.
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>>260049067
Sup guys I just got rezzed after someone found my corpse drifting in space past pluto. I have been dead for about 1000 years. What did I miss?
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>>260085585
do ziggers actually believe humans are this fucking naive?
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Does anyone know how to fix a respawn chip? I fucked with EActivision and now I'm a raccoon.
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>>260085450
*tips holobrim cap*
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>>260085639
It was very efficient for fixed designs, but if you needed to change the design, took literal months to redo the machines.

I was doing an apple reenactment last year, and to keep up with the real thing, we needed to actually call the guys doing the commodore one to help because was too many machine changes.
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>>260085758

>Can fuck every other living and non-living thing in the galaxy.
>Earth animals are still off-limits.

Wooooow. Such progress.
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>>260085585
pic related its you
ZANGAR SCUM GAS ZANGLARIA NOW
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>>260085758
I think the laws of harkness are fair enough.
Regular animals (as in not cyberimplanted ones) are unable to consent or talk, and its quite wrong to have sex with em.
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>>260085923
Chill out Rocket, raccoons aren't that bad.
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>>260086098
Which apple were you making?
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>>260085639
Nah man I mean the Black Terminal is just a legend. Nobody's ever bought anything off of it as far as I know.
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>>260085923
Remove yourself from the EActivision forum boards and remove origin with the Malwarebytes.
It should fix it.
If not, check if at least you got a good tail.
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>>260082454
You do realize Intel Z.O.G. augment control chips are made on the babel space elevator right?
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>>260085789

>Organic women.

Enjoy having her bleed everywhere.
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>>260086432
...Maybe not anyone living...
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>>260086348
The original steve jobs one, but i did the Steve 2.0 once and was fun too.
My favourite part is when we use the very outdated photolytography process to manufacture sillicon chips.
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>>260085758
Fucking hell man, you have the entirety of the galaxy's species to choose from and you still wanna fuck animals? Shit, even Galdarians and Humans can marry now ever since the Galdarian peace treaty. Fuck.
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>2000 AD
>still living on Earth
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>>260086824

I bet you fuck xenos too, faggot.
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>>260086824
i want spacenoids to go home
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