>/v/ suddenly likes bowser jr
what the fuck happened?
is it because the majority of /v/ users had a gamecube as their first console?
/v/ is not one person; you pay more attention to the opinions that disagree with your own.
His napkin allows me to wipe my ridley-related tears
I've always liked browser jr.
Wanna know what i don't like at all?
THAT FUCKING CLOWN CAR
I WANTED A SMALL, VERY FAST BOWSER JR THAT WOULD BEAT UP PEOPLE WITH THE BRUSH
NOT A STUPID PIECE OF SHIT IN A CLOWN CAR
>he wants that brush over a swag ass mini mech
I don't really like him but I like the idea of the Koopa Car being used by a character. If the rumor about the Koopas being alts is true then its even better. Ill just use the Beethoven one.
They are cancer and will defend anything they think is real.
No one gave a fuck about chorus kids but now because of gematsu, they're suddenly SO great.
Same thing here. People are convincing themselves they like this bullshit just because Sakurai made it. The world is filled with faggoty sheep
a spear is not a sword
especially when that spear is actually a paintbrush and can do weird paint shit
and when the spear is wielded by a small, quick turtle who could do interesting movement similar to Squirtle
If you don't like the clown flying machine he's in, then you are a monster.
I've wanted one of those ever since I first saw it. It's awesome and I'm happy as fuck they didn't give him a paintbrush gimmick because he sorta used it in 2 games.
bowser jr main i dont care how shitty he is
I fucking hated Super Mario Sunshine. Your worst enemy wasn't Cosmic Mario or Mecha-Bowser. It was the camera. The camera that seemingly couldn't go through, or ever around objects without you wiggling your damn C-stick like a madman. And the thing it, it moves by itself, which is not helpful in a platformer. Especially when your life is on the like and you try to walljump somewhere, instead jumping off the wrong wall and falling to your death.
The other thing is the fucking Yoshi parts of the game. Yes, you have a bunch of fruits, but the manual doesn't tell you which fruits do what. Sure, that could be easily solved by experimenting, but where are you gonna find all the different kinds of fruits and enemies to use them on in the same level? And the most fucking fuck of all is that one level in the harbor: you have to feed durians to Yoshi. The only thing is that game doesn't tell you what to fucking do. You are given a view of the fruit machine, and nothing else. How can an average person figure out that you're supposed to ground pound those things on top of the towers? And how patient you have to be in order for the game to randomly spit out that damn durian after all the bananas, pears, and coconuts? And even after it spits out the durian, half the time IT FUCKING ROLLS OFF THE PIER ONTO A FUCKING SMALL PLATFORM NEXT TO WATER. There's pretty much no chance for you to kick it back up because durians are the only fucking fruit that you can't pick up and have to kick around. It would've been less infuriating if the physics engine didn't randomly decide whether Mario kicks it relatively weak, or he decides to go all Pele on it and kicks it 50 feet INTO THE WALL, after which it ricochets as FALLS INTO THE FUCKING WATER.
That's only half of what's fuckedy about Super Mario Sunshine. Thank you for listening.
He's a mini dragon.
He's mean but over compensates because of his cuteness.
He rides that clown flying thing.
His voice is awesome and adorable.
He and his dad are bros, reminding us of how even an evil dragon can be a good dad.
He'll have a unique fighting style thanks to the clown machine.
He uses giant machines to wreck shit because he's too small to be a real dragon.
Some guy posted leaked gameplay footage that had lots of Bowser Jr in it, but actual Nintendo of America got the video shut down.
Too bad however, it already hit the internet and is already back on Youtube.
Because Sakurai chose him to be on the roster and you all know Sakurai can do no wrong. Same with Dr. Mario, Dark Pit and Duck Hunt Dog.
Based Sakurai, right?
He deserves it. A lot more than other characters. You can hate him, but you can't say he didn't earn his spot on the roster.
He's been a recurring villain in main line Mario games for over a decade.
Which leads me to my next point, I think Nintendo did a pretty good job at designing an irritating little fuck. Ever since his first appearance he's been all about stirring shit up and then running away, all while taunting you. Like most small-sized villains, he's designed to be unlikable by default.
Of course, that apparently doesn't stop people from warming up to him.
People always liked him.
It's only vocal, sheltered autists like you that think the world hates him or anything similar because you can't accept that people like different things.
Also, he is more interesting in the mario world then most one off villains.
Bowser? Most of his fights you can tell pretty much how they are going to go.
Boom boom? Just jump on his head like always.
Boat that shoots bullet bills?
Giant mecha leg monster.
Riding in his clown car with it using boxing gloves?
He's always used different stuff.
Which is refreshing in the mario verse, but that's not saying much since it is the mario verse.
>People always liked him.
I've always liked him. He's just a character that's NEVER discussed on /v/. Even in NSMB threads he's just another boss. That's why it seems to people like suddenly there's a Bowser Jr. bandwagon, fans never really had reason to talk about him.
Bowser Jr. was "Nintendo's Lightning" before Rosalina had ever been made.
Check it, he's made appearances in:
Super Mario Sunshine.
New Super Mario Bros.
Super Mario Galaxy.
New Super Mario Bros. Wii.
Super Mario Galaxy 2.
New Super Mario Bros. U.
New Super Luigi U.
Mario Golf: Toadstool Tour.
Mario Kart: Double Dash!!
Mario Kart Wii.
Mario Kart Arcade GP DX.
Mario Power Tennis.
Mario Tennis Open.
Mario Superstar Baseball.
Mario Super Sluggers.
Mario Hoops 3-on-3.
Mario Strikers Charged.
Mario Party DS.
Mario Party 9.
Mario Party Island Tour.
Super Smash Bros Brawl.
Mario & Sonic at the Olympic Winter Games.
Mario & Sonic at the London 2012 Olympic Games.
Mario & Sonic at the Sochi 2014 Olympic Winter Games.
Mario Sports Mix.
Paper Mario: Sticker Star.
Mario & Luigi: Dream Team.
I really, really hope that bowser jr doesn't have any voice clips, or minimal ones.
And I REALLY hope that Shulk is a shitty low-tier character so I don't have to watch every tourney be dominated by him.
I have a separate complaint about Piantas. There's a shitload of them in the game, and 90% don't provide any helpful information. If you're unlucky enough to talk to all the wrong Piantas, you give up on talking to them altogether.
He's a classic from the NES-era who deserves some recognition.
I would have gone with an Assist, but I'm glad to see him playable.
Dark Pit and The Doc are just there because he wanted more characters but didn't have the time for an original character or to bring someone back from Brawl.
If you ignore them, there's still a ton of characters to play as.
So what if your purple space dragon doesn't make it in?
I wanted Shuckle and a Bulborb, do you see me complaining?
Gamecube was my third console. I like Bowser Jr, would of preferred him without the clown car.
I wish the roster had more likable characters. I know it's a kids game but all these fucking characters are so shitty.
I wanted that big crocodile king and the space pirate monster to be in
I hate him as a character but I gotta admit, I like the idea of playing as one of those helicopter things. Seems kinda fun.
>watching tournaments of a game made for children
I feel like its the same retarded faggot making every one of these threads. The same retarded faggot i feel the need to keep telling /v/ IS NOT A SINGLE PERSON.
I never really disliked him and the throphy supporting that the other koopalings are getting in as-well makes me happy. I want to play as
ludwigbut I've always seen him as having moveset potential not necessarily with the car, but still
Implying Koopalings aren't Nintendo's lightnings.
I mean literally all of them have their own personality and whatnot, I kind of like having personality in video games and I hope they will smack talk eachother like normal fighting games.
If you want the truth this information has been underground for almost 9 weeks. In fact it opens up more discussion because it's still not confirmed yet.
be happy there's still some characters left to reveal, if you really want to go blind into a game that you won't enjoy because you'll be rushing to unlock them anyways, go straight ahead. Leave the internet for 2 months
I don't like that Bowser Jr. is in because we already have a Mario newcomer in Smash 4.
With Bowser Jr., we now have EIGHT Mario characters.
That's way too many when other franchises are criminally under-rep'd.
Where the fuck is the MOTHER rep, by the way?
I actually dislike him a lot, his existence seems so contrived and random to me. I think the only reason they made him was to avoid having to create renders and animation for the separate (and way superior) koopalings.
I hope the Koopalings are alts for real, I want to play as Roy, Lemmy or Wendy
I thought all the porn was why people liked him now
i wanted him on his feet, potentially with a paintbrush.
putting him in the floating car thing is a turn off. i dont want him if thats the case
just like wario. i hate that sidestepping bullshit
I'm not bad at vidya, and I'm especially not bad at Mario games. I got all the stars in 64, Galaxy, and Galaxy 2 (I didn't get to getting all the green ones though), and it didn't take me long to complete each compared to getting the required 50 in Sunshine.
I didn't like him until I found a whole bunch of cute pictures of him.
w-w-what porn? you know anime is native 720p normally right? also
None of the pics I speak of were porn.
I always judge fighting game characters on playstyle and not whether or not I like the character.
I never even knew who Polimar was until TvC but playing him was so much damn fun.
I have no interest in Kid Koopa but his playstyle looks really cool.
I hope Pittoo doesn't have a clone playstyle, or Sakurai at the very least gives him different weapons to use. End-All Arm, Silver Bow, Dark Pit Staff, final smash being Black Club or something like that.
Why? Of all the characters in the Nintendo franchise why?
Same with the Dog Hunt shit. Fucking why? Who is hype about that? Who was saying "DOG HUNT BROS WW@ GET HYPE NIGGAS!!"
It feels like wasted slots.
Bowser Jr. has the "mask" around his neck.
Baby Bowser does not. That's how you tell the difference.
I don't think Bowser Jr. existed until Sunshine, so it was probably Baby Bowser in Yoshi's Story.
Then who is this asshole?
Wait a second.
So Baby Bowser is from Yoshi Story/Yoshi's Island
But Toad cause bowser jr or koopa kid or whatever you wanna call him, baby bowser.
But baby bowser was bowser as a kid in yoshi story/island
Is Bowser secretly going back in time to get past iterations of himself to be his own minions?
There's Koopa Kids, which are like mini Bowsers that can split into red, blue, and green
Then there's the Koopalings, which are Roy, Morton, Lemmy, Ludwig, Larry, Wendy, and Iggy
Then there's Bowser Jr. which we all know
Then there's Baby Bowser who looks exactly like Jr.
>Is Bowser secretly going back in time to get past iterations of himself to be his own minions?
Sounds like Kingdom Hearts.
>I am Bowser from the most distant past.
>Me? I'm ALREADY half-Bowser!
Do you believe this Smash Boards leak now?
How about this slightly older one from 4chan?
Jr. also used the clown car in sticker star and in dream team
Well actually, bowser Jr I feel is a character designed for you to hate.
Like some faggot in a slasher movie, people you want to see get rekt.
So liking him is... not his purpose.
This is all happening too fast.
>not liking him for the purpose of him being an annoying little shit that you get to kick around every now and then
only in Mario Party 1, 2, and 3 and that's simply because it's a literal translation of "Koopa Kid" in Japan
Technically speaking, since all the alts are the koopalings, The Koopa Klown Car is the character
>People wanted Bowser to get the Koopa Klown Car as his final Smash
>Koopa Klown Car ends up being a fucking character
You mean a guy pretending to be NoA. Think about it- why would they suddenly start taking down leaks now when they haven't even bothered to acknowledge them when they happened in Brawl? It's all a big scam and /v/ is too stupid to understand the concept of skepticism.
If it's not official, it's full of shit.
That's because MK8's roster is so bad not even jr's inclusion would have an effect on it.
I mean 5 babies, 7 koopalings each taking up their own slot and fucking bronze peach?
>disliking bowser JR
he is just like donkey kong
>that scrappy doo voice
I don't mind him as a character and I personally love the idea of him sharing the clown car with the 7 koopalings but his speech better be limited to 'yahoos' and stuff.
>shares clown mobile with koopalings
am i the only one sad his final smash won't be shadow mario?
He might actually. His up-b launches him out of his clown car so he might have 2 "modes."
I've never had a problem with him, the thing I have a problem with is the retcon that Bowser looked exactly like him when he was that age. He had no bib and a bigger nose Nintendo, get your own fucking characters right.
Oh god this. They had a great design and now we're stuck with what we have now. The new one needs to lose the stupid bib and stop looking like a literal miniature bowser. Whatever I guess, we're eternally stuck with a shitty looking bowser jr now.
I disliked ROB because I didn't like his moveset or his model. His original toy is a pretty cute little plastic toy robot, I hated how Brawl redesigned him to be over-detailed and shiny metal, it just took away a lot of his charm. He was really huge too, I wish he was more Olimar or Pikachu sized instead of towering over most 'normal'-sized characters. Though I noticed his design in the ESRB leak screens looks a bit softer and less metallic, so I'm hoping he's been revised.
>Is Bowser secretly going back in time to get past iterations of himself to be his own minions?
With the way Nintendo fucks everything up with anything they touche, I wouldnt be surprised.
Pic related, they pulled the same Big-Bowser-vs-Yoshi-yet-Mario-is-still-a-baby-so-how-the-fuck-does-this-happen? shit in YIDS too.
I liked Shulk, didn't care about jr, and dislike duck hunt dog. It's not a matter of liking jr., it's that we can't twist belief in the leaks with his presence anymore, so he can go free.
I'm digging the clown car, it's a great recognition of their past. Paint brush would have been cool too, but this is a great way to give Bowser Jr. his own rightful place, fully confirming that he's not a clone.
>disliking based dog
You're either underage or you suck at Duck Hunt
I'm mostly happy he is not because of himself, but the fact I was wishing for the Koopa Clown car to be used in Smash a long time ahgo. (I was so disappointed Giga Bowser returned as his Final Smash again wth no changes.)
I just hope the Koopaling alt. rumor turns out to be true so i can enjoy this WITHOUT Bowser Jr.
The only thing I don't like about that dog is that
he was in my night terrors from age 3 to 7.