How come Chrom can't be Noire's father?
>>259819246
Racist against Plegians.
Because Chrom is destined to marry awful women unless you're a FeMU and marry him yourself.
>>259819246
Why can't he be Laurent's father?
He can fuck any of the Shepherds except his sister and Miriel.
There's only one right man for Tharja.TEE HEE
>>259819790
>Evil family
My fellow gentleman of African American descent
>>259819790
>>259819790
That's notLibra
>>259819790
Why is Henry so based?
>>259819790
>not Gaius
>not marrying qt orange haired Noire
>not creating qt orange haired Morgan
>>259819513
And Tharja.
They really want to force you to marry him to Sumia or FeMU
Just going to post this
>>259819790
>galeforceless noire
best support though
>>259820702
>clown noses
ew
>>259820308
>orange hair Noire
>>259820857
Tharja is love, Tharja is life
>>259819790
>not pairing her up with Libra
Worse than Hitler.
>>259821150
mah nigga
>you will neck insert your dick into Tharja's asshole
Fuck this earth.
>>259821150
>class redundancy out the ass
>>259819246
Bitch can't make pies.
>>259821497
>you will neverconceive Noire and Morgan through tender love with cuddling and kissing
>>259821840
I think it's obvious the canon pairs for people have the women cooking for them. Chrom/Sumia, MU/Tharja, Olivia/Kellam I think, can't remember the others
>>259819790
Glad I wasn't the only one.
>>259821872
>you will neverconceive Noire and Morgan through tender love with cuddling and kissing
>>259822058
>MU/Tharja
>canon
good one
>>259821773
>min/maxing
>>259822058
>Chrom/Sumia
It only took a fucking cutscene shoved in my face for me to figure this out.
>Olivia/Kellam
NIGGER THAT ISNT GREGOR
>>259822165
Jokes nigga
>>259822447
I can't see Olivia/Gregor being canon
>>259822447
Gregor goes with Nowi, dummy.
>>259819790
that's not MU
>>259819790
Someone post Henry's reaction to Owain
>>259822881
Thank you
Only girl worthy of MU.
>>259820702
>>259820956
what does that matter? that artist hasn't just done MU/Tharja art.
>>259823027
Fire Emblem threads before Awakening
>Discussion of characters for their actual character, discussion of strategy, tactics, story, GAMEPLAY, some Lyn waifufaggotry but it never dominates discussion
Fire Emblem threads post-Awakening
>Tharja best girl
>Would you a dragon loli?
>What does Tharja's ass smell like?
>Gameplay almost never discussed save maybe eugenics, but that's it
Not only did Awakening kill the series in terms of gameplay but it hurt the quality of posts as well.
>>259823212
Every FE thread.
>>259822734
>>259822861
>I can't see Olivia/Gregor being canon
The way I saw it was his exuberance gets her to come out of her shell.
>Gregor goes with Nowi, dummy.
>Nowi
>magic lolis
das it mane
>>259823212
Thanks doc
>>259819790
> Not marrying him yourself
>>259823212
Did anyone even use the dumb Marth Lodestar character ever?
>>259823212
But Awakening has the second best gameplay of any FE after Radiant Dawn, maybe third after Genealogy of the Holy War. Also, eugenics and waifufaggotry are nothing new to the series.
>try to dick around in a Randomizer because it looks silly
>see an unit so shitty I immediately want to restart/stop.
My mind cant take this
>>259819246
He has some taste, anon
>>259823618
>responding to copypasta
>>259823592
I've used him
>>259823618
>Awakening has the second best gameplay of any FE
>>259823145
Fucking henry.
I need to play the game through fucking finally.
And then again because henry is so good.
First fire emblem so my beginnings were clunky and shitty, half of 1st generation party is completely useless and I only late salvaged generation 2. My MC is only rating 200+ character
>>259823618
Awakening is just the official version of FEGirls.
>>259819246
because he understood that MU secretly wants her.
>>259823526
and stop posting the same fucking fan art every time.
>m-muh canon
>>259824191
Like Crumb gives a fuck what MU wants.
Reminder that spotpass characters are not canon.
Emmeryn, Aversa, etc are all dead.
>>259824261
Here you goyou the guy who did those hilarious stutter posts?
>>259824674
Good, I'm glad they're dead. Except Gangrel, he was cool.
>>259824474
At least he gets his revenge
>>259823131
This. Real men bag the Amazon warrior.
>>259824890
Gaius is a pretty cool dude, but I wonder why he's such a popular homo pairing alongside Chrom and MU.
Best way to play this game is by making MC your perfect Waifu and headcanonning yourself as Chrom.
>>259825354
But Chrom's interactions with FeMU are garbage. It's better to just marry him off to the piebaking klutz and pretend you're having a gay affair.
>>259825354
What if I self-insert as FeMU and marry Chrom.
Does that make me gay?
>>259825634
Of course not.
>>259825562
>But Chrom's interactions with FeMU are garbage
>implying
>>259825832
You think rape is funny?
>>259819790
Not marrying her with MU to listen Noire say in the supports that Tharja mad a bitch out of Grima
>>259821150
>not pairing up libra with lissa
shiggy diggy
Because Tharja×MC is DESTINY.
No even Prince NTR himself can stop it.
>>259826107
>MU couldn't take it anymore so he became a dark god
>>259826174
>>259826337
>>259826174
>>259826337
I love this set so much
>>259824723
>stutter posts
what?
>>259826210
Women, am I right?
Who does Chrom marry if he doesn't get any supports?
>>259826487
>>259819331
But he can marry Robin.
>>259826487
Hold up, how did you get yours in bigger quality than mine? That was the biggest pixiv had for me
>>259823212
>>Would you a dragon loli?
Yes.
>>259826618
generic Maiden
>>259826073
you can't rape your spouse. anon. That's just silly.
http://strawpoll.me/2414349
Important.
>>259826618
Even if Chrom doesn't get a legit support level, he'll still marry a girl with the most support points in the same priority order(Sumia, Maribelle, etc.) or if they support and get crippled(e.g. Sumia gets a B support with Chrom, dies in combat, will still marry him at Chapter 11 if she has the highest support rank)
If you somehow marry off or have Chrom avoid pretty much all his potential brides for the entire game, he marries a generic villager. Lucina only inherits the standard Gen 2 modifier boost.
>>259826723
Lrn2 pixiv
>>259825634
Just means you've transcended beyond us.
>>259826945
I'm glad I'm not the only one that thinks that Panne sleeps in the nude
>>259827212
Please tell me
>>259827252
How do you fight another Avatar?
>>259827252
How do you get the bride class? DLC?
>>259827403
Click the wumbo icon next to the picture.
>>259827324
Yeah, the anal one is pretty interesting too.
>>259827324
She does everything else in the nude too.
>>259827493
you streetpass
>>259827514
Beat DLC Smash Brethren 2
So where's all the Sully porn at?
>>259827812
Is this why Kjelle turned out gay?
>>259827521
The one on the right? When I do that and save the image it still saves it in the small version. Is it a premium feature?
>>259827514
>that pic
How? Two 3DS's and games lots of resets and constantly recruiting the character on street pass?
>>259828053
Wait, I'm fucking stupid, found it
>>259826945
I bet Kjelle sleeps in the nudeand Severa has walked in on her more than once.
>>259828176
just a guy that started the game over and over and registered his unit multiple times on the streetpass
Bride is fun.
>>259825832
the male interactions here are hilarious and made me seriously think Chrom was gay
>>259827812
how awkward it must be to hear your parents rutting and thrusting in the next tent over, unable to do anything about it for fear of becoming nonexistent.
I don't play this game. I come in these threads for the girls.
>>259828442
Oh, yeah. Forgot you can do it directly from the logbook, still autismal as fuck
>>259828994
BUT WHERE'S MORGAN?
>>259828354
>Guys get the Dreadknight Class
>Gals get the Bride.
>>259829160
She took the picture.She swims naked
>>259822289
Being this scrub-tier. Use the DLC instead of bitching about min/maxing. If it's that important to you, marry Cordelia ASAP, pick up Severa, then just start reclassing the fuck out of everyone until they're max stats. It isn't hard. It just requires work.
Also the Limit Breaker scroll completely removes the necessity for min/maxing.
>>259829318
thats my girl
Because, like every man with taste, he avoided Tharja like the plague she is.
>>259828994
I figured Kjelle would go with more of a sporty bikini.
>>259829318
>not striped bikini that matches her hair
not my girl
>>259829315
Dreadfighter is just a class brought back from FE2
Just with added Tome usage.
Bride is unique.
>>259828994
>no abs on Kjelle
>>259828994
>Kjelle not toned
>>259829543
Pretty much.
>>259828354
Miriel? More like Miracle.
>>259829857
>>259830004
>>259830146
>>259830198
>>259828994
>KY Jelly not swole
>no Morgan
>>259830395
>>259830004
>Miriel Goes commando.
>>259829857
I love Miriel because previous FE mages were scholars, but it was more like in the sense of Harry Potter schooling where they were just studying magic under some older dude or were just know-it-alls like Lute. Or they were just motherfucker that knew magic.
But Miriel is a bonafide scientist. Heliocentric theory, inventing fireworks, kinesiology. Miriel's the kind of girl I expect can take the Fire Emblem universe out of the "medieval level of technology" they've been stuck in for over 6000 years at this point in Awakening's timeline alone.
>>259830429
>whoever drew this is a Lucinafag
>>259830894
That is clearly Male Morgan with Lucina. So if anything FemU Married Chrom.
>>259830903
Who the fuck do you pronounce this guy's name? Lonk?
>>259830894
What makes you say that? That's male Morgan she's interacting with.
>>259831107
Long-koo.
They had to change it to Lon'zu for certain territories.
It fits the two syllable naming scheme for other Chon'sin characters like Say'ri and Yen'fay.
>>259830542
We need more Lewd Miriel.
>marry Lon'qu to Panne
>that fucking support where Yarne thinks he's cheating on Panne
>>259830429
>Kjelle cooking
they all dead
Female Grima a qt
>Not marrying Fred or Kellam to Cherche for a Aegis, Pavise, Luna, and Dual Guard+ wielding wyvern Batman
>Not marrying Stahl to Cordelia for Dual Guard+, Luna, and Vantage Severa
>Not marrying Lissa to Ricken for a magic Owain with Luna and Dual Guard, then turn him intoDread Fighterif you have the DLC
>>259831395
It even looks like it's glowing, that can't be good.
>>259830903
Lon'qu makes so much sense as Gerome's father but he acts so out of character in the generic father-son support.
>>259830878
Miriel could help the Fire Emblem-verse transcend above even our world, combining her knowledge of not only the physical but also the occult sciences to unlock the secrets of the universe.
>>259831380
It's the same father-child support, no matter who the father is. It IS a little more fun depending on who you marry, though, like Virion!Inigo or Henry!Cynthia.
>>259831832
>green
It must be that seaweed that gave MU/Sully the shits.
>>259830894
Looks like a Tharjafag to me, unless that Robin over there is supposed to be female.
>>259832124
It is a female Robin. In the picture, she married Chrom, so Lucina and Male Morgan are siblings.
>>259831375
>not NEET Miriel
come on, anon.
besides, Miriel's pure.
>>259832124
Tharja stalks you regardless of gender and who you married. It fits no matter what.
>>259832124
That is supposed to be female Robin. Tharja is just sexually attracted to Robin regardless of gender.
>>259831832
>"looks good, mother?"
>"the hell do I know! I'm not a cook! Now go serve it with potatoes"
>>259832334
Tharja is probably more attracted to the Grima power in him or her.
That's kind of why I like FeMU better storywise.
>>259829519
The worst thing about Lissa is how good her supports with Lon'qu are. I still like MUxLissa supports, but Lon'quexLissa just feels more natural.
>>259831395
>>259830429That picture is missing TikiMaybe she's in her room masturbating while screaming Mar Mar's name.
>>259832840
It's missing all of the paralogue characters besides Donnel.
>>259832624
That's because they are really good for each other and it parallels with Lon-qu's past according to his supports with Cherche who is also amazing in her support with him
Lissa and MU are too cute together so I roll this way, self insert male MU, marry Lissa and Lonqu to Cherche, femMu, marry Stahl and Lonqu to Lissa
>>259832269
>>259832616
That's too lewd.
>>259833237
I thought only the exalted bloodline could use that
>>259832269
>>259833168
>lon'qu and miriel
>>259833406
pretty sure anyone can use it to cut potatoes
>>259833406deepest lore
>>259833406Exactly.
>>259833432
>not laughing your ass off when Miriel took the time to fill Lon'Qu's tent with marble statues of women and he then resorts to smashing them all.
>>259833406
You can probably use it to cut things. Since in Lucina's sibling Support her brother or sister use it to cut an apple, yet the support is still about whether they can use it as a weapon or not.
>>259833229
>>259833432
It's a good pairing.
>>259823726
/thread
I honestly can't see Miriel acting all Motherly. She seems too cold and emotionless.
>>259833406
>>259834090
Have you never seen anime
>>259833808
Did you watch the entire cutscene?Chrom comes by in the end and notices the sibling slives the block perfectly
>>259833842
Severa's a really subtle lesbian, isn't she?
Who else went Loli eye patchFeMC and married Walhart?
>>259834163
Every fucking time
>>259834245
probably
>>259834163
>not this one you fucking idiot.jpg
What am I supposed to take away from that? It didn't help at all.
>>259834245
Kjelle's the carpet muncher, Severa's just a terrible person
>>259834341
He conquered your vagoo with his giant penis?
>>259834245
Kjelle is the dyke.
>>259834436
If Severa is so terrible why does Noire trust her so much?
>>259834616
Look who is Noire's mother.
Noire's literally retarded.
>>259834341
had support C with Chrom so I had to marry her with Gaius
>>259834341
All Femus are qts
>>259834735
Don't talk shit on my daughteru you asshole
Why isHenryso perfect?
This is canon in my eyes
>>259834090
Miriel's just not very expressive with her emotions, though she does have them.
Some of her supports she voices that it bothers her that she's so detached.
>>259834436
>terrible person
Telling someone that their fly is down isn't terrible.
>>259834601
Kjelle doesn't seem any more gay than Severa, I don't see how you can say Kjelle is more gay unless you're counting how she acts, but then that would just make her a butch lesbian.
>>259834735
Picking Severa to lean on is actually pretty smart. Kjelle hates weakness, Lucina is too busy and Cynthia already needs someone to take care of her. Severa is the best option.
>>259834245
>>259834601
>>259834436
If they're lesbians, why don't they have S-Support with anyone besides the male characters?
checkmate yurifags.
>>259835545
And then Noire herself can dote on her sister Morgan
>>259835163
She drank a vial of unknown origin and started trying to get into Severa's panties. At first, it's implied that she drank booze, but Severa reads the label after she stumbles off and finds out it's Truth Serum.
IS only hinted that Severa likes the poon. They flatout say it with Kajelle.
>>259835372
The character designs remind me a lot of No More Heroes for some reason.
>>259835565
It's called subtlety.
>>259835565
Because Nintendo.
>>259835718
Same character designer.
>>259835565
Because that's DLC
>>259836552
Cool.
>>259836783
Why are so many females in the army obsessed with Tharja's body?
>>259836972
Her JP bio description said she had the nicest body in the army.
>>259836590
>LISSAWILLYOUMARRYME
That's just hilarious.
>>259836590
Fake and gay.Literally.
>>259823212
>implying Awakening is the cause
>implying it's not just /v/ overall
>>259836972
>>259837073
I don't care much for her personality, but she does have a body for sex.
>>259836590
Are these hard-coded into the game, or is somebody fucking around?
>>259837469
Somebody fucking around.
>>259823592
King Marth is pretty tight until Chrom starts hitting endgame level stats.
was it all a part of Miriel's fever dream /v/?
Or have we all been deceived by Sumia's evil schemes?
>>259837321
it's possible that she hexed her body, or that she constantly keeps hexing the other girl's bodies to keep MU on her.That's what she thinks
>>259838067
Look at that mischievous smile. Clearly we all fell victim to her elaborate ruse.
>>259837321
Sounds like almost every woman.
>>259838236
Sumia's a Level 20 Ruse Meister?
>>259838067
If that were the case then Cynthia would have to be faking it too
>>259838970
Cynthia's too retarded to think of that.
>>259838067
If it's meant to attract men, then why does she has so few male support options?
>>259838067
Chrom and Sumia are my favorite power couple.
>>259836590
>Chrom and Cordelia
Fuck you.I'm still mad that wasn't a possibility.
>>259838067
That's probably how Sumia does it, yes. Also she supplies weed to the rest of the army.
>>259838970
Have you seen her supports with Inigo? Cynthia just does it in the opposite fashion. Craft a heroic persona and bitches are all over, giving her gifts and shit.
>>259839139
She's ugly and dumb and doesn't realize that being ugly and dumb AND clutzy doesn't attract men.
Can't afford food if you're wasting half of it to the floor every time you trip
>>259839139
Well, she never said it actually worked
>>259838970
>>259839057
Do we have any prove Cynthia isn't faking it too.
>>259839335
They probably only give her things because they think she's retarded.
>>259839769
Go to bed, Inigo
>>259839254
But then Severa wouldn't have become mentally unstable and gay, and that's boring.
There are so many marriage options for Robin. How are you supposed to pick just one?
He/She can even marry 2nd Gen characters. If Naga was a character, he could marry her too.
>>259840264
Just pickChrom
>>259840264
RobinxGaius is 2qt
>>259840147
But she would have been Lucina's cute little sister.And that's lesbian incest.
>>259840631
>Did you just call me Bubbles?
>>259835565
Same-sex relationships will be in the next Fire Emblem games after the commotion raised over Tomodachi Life.
Same-Sex relationships is a winning issue now, unlike the past, there are now more people that support it than don't. Now the controversy comes from NOT including themI really just want my delicious yuri ships in Fire Emblem
Tharja is a straight up yandere for Robin.
Besides, ChromxSumia is canon.
>>259840854
Fuck off
>>259841067
It's true bitch.
>>259840905
But which is more canon
RobinxTharja or RobinxLucina
>>259840905
But Chrom would be a great father to Noire
>>259841375
Probably about the same. Tharja would be the go-to if he marries a first gen, Lucina if a second
>>259841397
Wouldn't his mods be shit for her?
>>259841397
If Tharja tried half the shit she does to her husbands on Chrom, Chrom probably would've just had her executed.
>>259819790
Wrong dude. Henry is obviously destined to marry Lissa.
>>259841374
Keep your yurishit out of my fire emblem.
>>259841917
Wrong, good sir. Tharja would be the one who forces Chrom into marriage.
>>259823212
>Not only did Awakening kill the series in terms of gameplay but it hurt the quality of posts as well.
People claim this a lot, but it's wrong. I mean, the gameplay part that is. It put more expanded on pairing up characters, but it didn't actually take anything out for it. Gameplay's the same as it always is in fe.
>>259823212
hahahah fuck u welcome to smt threads
>>259841821
>Wouldn't his mods be shit for her?
Chrom's modifiers are pretty neutral besides +1 to Strength. It's why utilizing Maribelle or Sumia to make a magical Lucina is a thing in min/maxing.
>No Cordelia
>No Tharja
>No Miriel
Even a simple man like Chrom knows not to stick it in crazy.
>>259842242
>Keep your yurishit out of my fire emblem.
Hey, Nintendo started it by putting lesbians in the game, I just want them to be able to get married.
C-Support:
>"Let's see...slept for seven and a half hours, woke up and washed his/her mouth out with water, bathed with those fragrant herbs he/she bought four days ago, then got dressed and combed his/her hair before heading to the mess tent ...*sigh* Oh Robin, what loving care you put into your own personal grooming, tending to every delicate nook and orifice. Perhaps one day you'll permit me to--"
>"*cough* Tharja, may I have a word?"
>"ACK! It's you! W-what do you want!? Sneaking up on a witch like that can be dangerous! Turning princes into frogs is dark magic 101, you know, and don't think just because I left Gangrel's company I won't do it."
>"I am your captain, you could try showing a little more respect."
>"*sigh* Fine, what is it you desire of me...captain."
>"Ah, that's better. Listen, there's something I've been meaning to talk to you about. It's about Robin."
>"What about him/her?"
>"I've noticed you following him/her around lately and frankly, it has me a bit worried. You wait outside his/her tent. You taste his/her food when she's not looking. I've even seen you searching around for bits of hair and dead skin whenever he/she leaves. Pardon me if I sound like I don't trust you, but how do I know you're not planning anything wicked against him/her?Some kind of Plegian hex to cloud his/her mind?"
>"You don't have to worry about that, Chrom. I wouldn't cast any undue hexes on Robin's mind or body...Nothing deadly anyway."
>"That's...good to hear. Still, I must ask that you end this stalking habit of yours. Even if your intentions are innocent, it's extremely impolite."
>"Pfft! Who I choose to stalk or not is none of your concern. I do my job on the battlefield well-enough, right?"
>"Of course, but--"
>"Then why don't you busy yourself with ending this war instead of prying into other people's personal business. Who knows what I've missed thanks to your meddling."
>"Hm, that didn't go as well as I hoped."
>>259843594
Miriel is best girl 93
best pair
>>259842907
>tfw no S support with Palutena
Morgan would turn out godly
>>259844121
Lucina wanted Falcon to Dominate her. To rip her clothes off and ravish her like an animal.
>>259844236
Don't we all?
>>259844121
>>259844572
That trailer was fucking great, so much hype
>>259844121
Tharja has best pair.
>>259844572
>>259844687
It's going to be alright...
Because MUxTharja is canon
>>259824474
the exactly same shit happened to me
but his wife got Sully in my case
I let her die
>>259844958
That's not true.
>>259843448
B-Support:
>"Hello, Tharja."
>"Mmmm, hello, Robin. You're looking well.
>"Thanks"
>"You're welcome. By the way, I was thinking, perhaps when you're free, maybe sometime this afternoon, or whenever, you and I could--"
>"Tharja! There you are!"
>"YOU AGAIN! ARE YOU LOOKING TO GET HEXED!?"
>"Well, I...I needed to speak with you."
>"I don't have time for anymore of your stupidity. Now beat it or the House of Ylisse is going to be short one more heir. Robin and I were just disc--"
>"Oh, that's okay. If you and Chrom need to talk, don't mind me"
>"No, wait, don't leave! Rrrgh! Now look what you did!"
>"Huh?What I did?"
>"I was about to ask Robin if the two of us could spend some quality time together...alone...away from others...you, specifically"
>"And what's that supposed to mean?"
>"You think I haven't noticed? The way you're always exactly where we are? How you always show up with something 'important' to share when he/she and I find even a moment's peace?Admit it, you conniving royal weasel, you're trying to keep us apart."
>"What!? That's ridiculous! Robin's our trusted tactician and my closest friend and partner. We rely on each other to help plan all the Shepherds' next movements and lean on each other for support."
>"How convenient"
>"If that's what you want to call the truth!"
>"Please, I've done enough investigating on my own to know what's going on here. What sort of prince makes an amnesiac his main strategist in a war for the fate of his own country?"
>"There's a very good reason for that! I just...need time to think of one, that's all!"
>"At first, I took you for a naive fool. After all, you let me join you all too easily. But now I see what you're all about. Ugh, to think of my Robin being the slave of a filthy degenerate such as yourself, it's appalling."
>"That's crazy! YOU'RE crazy! You know what...forget what I was going to say! I'm leaving!"
>"Hey! Where are you slithering off to now!?"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6SpQ1CWi8sQ
>>259844236
i wouldn't be surprised to see some doujins of it soon
>>259844958
is it really? source? that what i paired my first play through
>>259843448
Oh you again?
Chrom isn't worthy.
MU marries and fucks Tharja, then fucks Noire and we coddle morgan
>>259845328
I'm more looking forward to the interaction fanarts. Doujins are gonna be a bitch to find and import considering Weebs don't give a fuck about a lot of Nintendo Franchise Doujins.
>>259828994
Cynthia > Noire > Kjelle > Lucina > Tsundere: The Character > Nah
>>259839294
Fire Emblem 420: Saven no Kush
>>259845218
Disgusting
>>259844121
ANYONE WHO WANTS THE BEST DAMN DAUGHTER YOU COULD EVER WANT
I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD MAKE LON QU SHIMMY HIS SAUSAGE LINKS DOWN CORDELIAS ARMORED PUSS
THEN ENJOY THE ROAMING CRIT MACHINE THAT IS SEVERA
>>259826107
>Tharja married and dominated the god of her religion
Libra --> Nowi
Gaius --> Maribelle
Frederick --> Lissa
Stahl --> Olivia
Henry --> Cherche
>not wanting literally the best support conversations in the game
>>259845218
A-Support:
>"Chrom."
>"*sigh* I'm sorry, Tharja, I'm afraid I'm not in the mood to argue with you again today, or any other day for that matter."
>"Calm down. I'm not here to argue. There's just one thing I need to say. You can ignore me all you want afterwards."
>"Okay, shoot."
>"..."
>"Yes?"
>"I wanted to apologize for my behavior. You are my superior and I should learn to follow orders instead of yelling at you like a child and being a nuisance. So, yeah, sorry, I guess."
>"..."
>"What? What's wrong?"
>"Oh, I was just thinking of whether or not you're more trouble than you're worth."
>"If you really think I should leave, I'll be happy to get out of your hair."
>"Hey! Don't go! I was just kidding! But I would like to know why you're being so humble all of a sudden."
>"If you'd let that arrow pierce my skull last battle, you'd have been rid of me for good and Robin would be all yours. I can't understand why you didn't just let me die...but I guess I'm grateful."
>"I'm surprised you think I'd even consider such a thing. Letting petty disputes like ours cause me to think twice before saving your life is not the Ylissean way."
>"It's certainly the way we do things where I'm from."
>"True, I am woefully ignorant about a lot of the world. But that's what I've been meaning to speak with you about. Tharja, I'd like you to teach me everything about life in Plegia."
>"Are you hoping to make your conquest easier?"
>"Not at all. If there's ever going to be peace between our two kingdoms, I need to learn to respect the Plegians, as equals, not as inferiors like my father did. Only then can I build a better future for both our peoples. I'd like to start with you, if you'd let me."
>"Hmmm, I see...so that's it. Here I thought it was Robin who occupied your deepest thoughts, but it appears I was mistaken."
>"What was that, Tharja?"
>"Huh? Oh, nothing. Very well then, prince, what is it you'd like to know about me, first?"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tTzQlud8kVA
>>259846485
This would be great if the face didn't look retarded.
>>259840760
I imagine if she were Lucina's imouto she'd have an inferiority complex about it.
>>259846238
>Not Libra and Tharja
>>259845328
Lucina's face...
"Oh my god that bulge...and...h-he's so dominant...so powerful...I have no choice...s-surrender..."
FeMU is not canon
>>259847505
>canon
>in a story featuring alternate timelines and nearly identical Outworlds
>>259847117
And then they fuck.
>>259847696
Doubly not canon.
>>259847505
>>259848296
Sakurai confirmed that the canon pairing are Lucina/Robin and Robin/Chrom
>>259847153
>>259848534
>>259848534
He also confirmed that WFT and Villager are fucking right? Go fuck yourself
>>259848662
>He also confirmed that WFT and Villager are fucking right?
Yes, now fuck off.
>>259847117
And another woman falls to the charms of Captain Falcon.
>>259848735
What a weird family.
Honk Honk.
>>259846507
BUT WHERE IS S SUPPORT?
http://strawpoll.me/2424272
>>259846507
Anon I applaud you for your colorful imagination.
>>259820308
>marrying qt orange haired Noire
That sounds kind of nice.
I'd be fucking the daughter of A LOT of anons.
>>259850894
It's ok, I fuck my daughter too
>>259819246
Why can't Cordelia be the mother of Lucina? She'll be like her #1 option because Mercenary and Pegasus classes
Why can't fucking anyone else be the father of Cynthia that don't require her to be a magician?
Why can't Anna have a little Anna?
>>259846507
Where's the S Support? Chrom just leaves poor Tharja in the dust?
>>259846507
Go on. Give that S support.
>>259819790
Silly anon, that's not Gregor. Gregor is best husband for Tharja.
>>259850894
go for it their supports are really good as wellAnd NTRing Tharja is an added bonus
>>259820308
>>259850894
I fucked Vaike!Noire after marrying Tharja.
Does that count?
>>259823131
>not picking Sumia so you get to NTR Chrom
Worthless.
>not marrying Lissa
>>259851295
>Why can't Cordelia be the mother of Lucina? She'll be like her #1 option because Mercenary and Pegasus classes
Cord's entire character is being 2perfect4u, with her inability to get the man she has a crush on being her only imperfection.
>Why can't fucking anyone else be the father of Cynthia that don't require her to be a magician?
I'm mad about that too. Wish she could get with, say, Vaike or Lonq.
>Why can't Anna have a little Anna?
I'd rather she had a little Jake.
>>259819790
Henry's so goddamn based. I always marry him to someone because he deserves some ass. I hitched him with Tharja, Lissa, and Cherche in that order.
>>259851295
Its annoying that you can only pair up Anna with MU, and she has almost no supports. Its a waste as Anna's supports could have been interesting and funny.
>>259851536
Fuck Chrom and his ditz, I need those dick sucking lips.
>>259827759
>you streetpass
>tfw never streetpassed anyone in the 3 years I have had a 3ds
>>259852151
Cordelia a shit
>>259851697
>Not naming your character Jake and giving him spiky hair when you marry Anna.
Also her having a little jake creates a contradiction
>>259852215
>Not using Riilay
>>259823212
I've seen this post like three fucking times.
>>259851697
>with her inability to get the man she has a crush on being her only imperfection.
Well, she's also a terrible mother. Also playing Sumia's support tells you that she pushes people in to things they don't want to do and can be inconsiderate.
>>259852519
It shows up in every Fire Emblem thread.
>>259851538
>marrying Lissa
>>259852818
>That fucking hair ornament thingy
>>259846507
S-Support:
>"..."
>"Huh,it feels like someone's behind me"
>"..."
>"Tharja, is that you?"
>"Maybe"
>"Well, that's a relief"
>"Yeah, it is.For a second I was a little worried. But you know, I don't have a meeting with Robin until later, so you don't have to stick around me."
>"I know that,but...maybe I enjoy sticking around you."
>"You do?"
>"Heh,let's just say I have another obsession besides Robin these days."
>"Oh,I see"
>"It was pretty slick of you.Following Robin to ward off suspicion, then that sentimental speech about learning to love Plegians. I didn't think being on the receiving end of your affections could be so flattering. Heehee"
>"Affections? Tharja I think you misunderstood my intentions...again. I like you, but--"
>"That's good. You know, being wooed by royalty is something of a fantasy of mine. But don't think I'm like your other Ylissean tramps, I won't just throw myself at you after a few smooth words. I require a...commitment."
>"Seriously, Tharja, I think you're reading a little too much into things."
>"Oh, so you were just leading me on, is that it? You think your dashing good looks and kingly charm give you the right to toy with the hearts of vulnerable young girls?"
>"No, of course not! The truth is, I am inexplicably drawn to you. Strange, but I feel it's for the same reason I'm so drawn to Robin"
>"It seems the bond we share with Robin has connected our hearts as well. I find my mind "
>"Well, I do feel something for you, but I'm not sure if it's love...or fear."
>"That's natural. Anyway, we shouldn't let the moment pass us by. Fate has been good to us so far, but it often changes its face on a whim. I'll find a minister to wed us in matrimony and then we shall create a new dynasty of dark and terrible power. All shall kneel before the symbol of our perfect union and the tale of our love will become legend. Be right back."
>"Tharja! Hold up! This is moving too fast for me! *sigh* Well, I guess I should...get her a ring then?"
>>259853398
Well then.
>>259846507
S-Support:
>"..."
>"Huh,it feels like someone's behind me"
>"..."
>"Tharja, is that you?"
>"Maybe"
>"Well, that's a relief"
>"Yeah, it is.For a second I was a little worried. But you know, I don't have a meeting with Robin until later, so you don't have to stick around me."
>"I know that,but...maybe I enjoy sticking around you."
>"You do?"
>"Heh,let's just say I have another obsession besides Robin these days."
>"Oh,I see"
>"It was pretty slick of you.Following Robin to ward off suspicion, then that sentimental speech about learning to love Plegians. I didn't think being on the receiving end of your affections could be so flattering. Heehee"
>"Affections? Tharja I think you misunderstood my intentions...again. I like you, but--"
>"That's good. You know, being wooed by royalty is something of a fantasy of mine. But don't think I'm like your other Ylissean tramps, I won't just throw myself at you after a few smooth words. I require a...commitment."
>"Seriously, Tharja, I think you're reading a little too much into things."
>"Oh, so you were just leading me on, is that it? You think your dashing good looks and kingly charm give you the right to toy with the hearts of vulnerable young girls?"
>"No, of course not! The truth is, I am inexplicably drawn to you. Strange, but I think it's for the same reason I'm so drawn to Robin"
cont'd
>>259853784
Why'd you delete the other post?
>>259853784
>"It seems the bond we share with Robin has connected our hearts as well. I feel my heart longing for you as well"
>"I admit, I do feel something for you too, but I'm not sure if it's love...or fear."
>"That's natural. Anyway, we shouldn't let the moment pass us by. Fate has been good to us so far, but it often changes its face on a whim. I'll find a minister to wed us in matrimony and then we shall create a new dynasty of dark and terrible power. All shall kneel before the symbol of our perfect union and the tale of our love will become legend. Be right back."
>"Tharja! Hold up! This is moving too fast for me! *sigh* Well, I guess I should...get her a ring then?"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Go3-TxW61M8
there, now it's perfect
>>259843448
>>259845218
>>259846507
>>259853348
If you could do this with Tharja and the spotpass males(or 2nd gen), you would make me a happy man.
>>259853939
Well, almost perfect. I'd switch this line to
>I feel my heart longing for you now also
>>259852575
Also she has no tits.
>>259853937
It wasn't finished. I was trying to fit it into 2,000 characters and trimmed it too much then decided to just say fuck it.
>>259853939
Disgusting, I can only say I hate you anon
>>259853784
You forgot this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DNW-ChB3sZg
>>259852460
But anon I don't have an android phone
>>259854276
But Severa seems like she's better at getting girls.
>>259833089
>No Donnel
>>259854468
Use Home Pass then, or MacCycle
There are shittons of ways of getting a nintendo zone right @ home
>>259854759
There is no Olivia there as well but you didn't notice that because you're racist.
>>259853784
>>259853939
>>259854071
Anyway, alternate Chapter 11 dialogue:
>"Ah,it's over"
>"Chrom"
>"Oh,Tharja.I thought you left with the others"
>"I stayed to see if there were any bodies worth keeping for my experiments. Besides, I'm not really into these big victory celebrations."
>"I understand.Sometimes it's good to just be alone with your thoughts"
>"..."
>"So, er, since you're here, I wanted to thank you.For all your help, I mean.I know it mustn't have been easy."
>"Why wouldn't it be? Cast curses.Kill people.Not much different from what I was already doing."
>"Still, fighting a war shouldn't be easy for anyone, especially if it's against their own. I'm sorry for putting you through that, by the way. Truly I am."
>"Heehee, and what's with this sudden concern for my emotional well-being. Eh, your majesty?"
>"Well, I care about the well-being of all the Shepherds, regardless, but I admit...lately, I've found myself most concerned about you"
>"Aren't we thoughtful?"
>"Will you be going back to Plegia soon?"
>"Not much to go back to. I've actually been giving some thought to a new job in...foreign relations."
>"That sounds good."
>"Glad you think so. I figured with your little desire for peace and all, you'd like to help me create a new Plegia-Ylisse alliance"
>"I'd love that"
>"Good, then we will wed and together sire a new legion of powerful heirs to conquer the world...With Robin's assistance, of course."
>"Agreed, anything to--wait, what!? Look, Tharja, I like you and all, but--"
>"Heh, it's settled then. Now, you stay here like a good little prince while I fetch a priest. Don't fret, my love, together you and I will lead the world into a glorious new era of darkness and sorrow. I'll return shortly...And don't think of leaving me at the altar or you will experience something far worse than anything I did to Gangrel's chumps"
>"WAIT, THARJA! Hold on! And...she's gone. Should I just wait right here, then? Oh, gods, what have I gotten myself into?"
>>259854602
It'd be funny if they return both empty handed because of Severa's personality and because Cordelia seems difficult to approach
Best Girl.
>>259852519
>>259852747
For as long as that post remains true, it will be kept being posted
>>259835102
This support was fucking hilarious. I laughed my ass off more than once.
>>259855007
And the saga continues...you magnificent bastard.
>>259853398
>>259855348
Why would you post them backwards?
>>259855007
absolutely disgusting
>>259855049
MU X Cordelia best pairing.
>>259855761
Just like NTR is the best fetish?
>>259855660
Fool!
Everyone know the best way to tell a story is to start from the middle, end it, and then start at the beginning! It's like you've never played Lufia 2!
>>259855885
Just like memes are the best responses?
>>259855007
Chapter 12: The Seacomers
>"Chrom..."
>"I'd stay with you if I could, Tharja, but we owe Regna Ferox a great debt. I must apprise myself of the facts there before deciding on a course of action."
>"And what makes you think I'm staying here?"
>"B-but Lucina is newly born! She needs her mother now."
>"Have one of the wet-nurses take care of her. It's Ylisse tradition, isn't it? Lucina possesses the unparalleled strength of a most unique bloodline. The brand in her left eye is but one proof. Besides, if you think I'm going to let you leave to far away lands unsupervised, you're sorely mistaken."
>"Tharja, It's not just about her. I'd worry for you as well."
>"Do we not share the same concerns as well the same bed? Or do you intend to shut me away from your public life?"
>"You better bring her along, Chrom. Who knows what sorta weird stuff she'll do if she's left here all by herself...again."
>"I guess you both have a point. Just promise me you'll stay safe. Lissa and I lost both our parents when we were young. I don't want Lucina to lose even one of hers."
>"Fear not for my sake, darling...Fear for yours if you so much as glance in the direction of some poor village girl."
>>259855023
Then they fuck each other.
>>259854887
Damnit, that means I have to go out and buy a router and hook it up with custom firmware. What a pain the ass.
>>259856267
Of Sacred Blood
>"It's just that... You two are out here alone, and Marth is...crying. This is how ill rumors are born.
>"Despair...complete and utter despair..."
>"Um, Tharja? Are you okay?"
>"So, it's come to this. After everything we've been through, you've decided to trade me in for this harlot! Very well, you two can die in the midst of your lovers' embrace! Know this, Chrom, your suffering will cause all of hell to weep for your ill fate!"
>"Uh, I think we should tell her, Lucina...QUICKLY!"
>"Lucina? Is it not enough that you break my heart that you must add insult to injury by indulging your lecherous appetite with a woman who shares my daughter's name?"
>"Tharja, please! For once, listen to reason. This woman, you see...I know it sounds insane...but she IS our daughter?"
>"Do not mock me, foolish prince! Now hold still while I make good on my promise and tear your soul asunder!"
>"Wait, it's true. Honest. I am your Lucina! Look closely..."
>"She...she has...the brand of the exalt!?"
>"The same brand carried by all of House Ylisse's bloodline."
>"But..."
>"Do you understand now?"
>"Yes, I understand...You've been reading my spell books when I'm not looking, haven't you, Chrom? And somehow you've managed to cause Lucina to grow at an accelerated rate! How could you have obtained this level of magical power without my knowledge?"
>"Peace, Tharja."
>"Your baby is right where you left her, and perfectly safe. I am her from another time. From a time that is yet to be."
>"You're from the...future?"
>"Yes, more than 10 years hence. After history takes a dark and most destructive turn..."
>>259853398
Who is the father of Tharja's kids in this comic's context?
>>259856114
Just like deluding yourself is healthy?
>>259857358
Whoever
>>259857501
I've never even touched Cordelia.She usually gets Stahl
But the NTR meme is getting stale.
>>259853398
>>259855348
Oh their backs will have problems.
>>259857739
NTR is not a meme, it's a fetish...
You can't go around calling everything you dislike a meme
>>259857109
cont'd
>"So...you're really...my daughter from the future?"
>"Yes, I am."
>"Hm, I see. Interesting. Your heart is filled with a cold and ever-stirring darkness. You're definitely of my flesh and blood. Hehehe.
>"It's good to hear your laugh again, Tharja."
>"'Tharja?'"
>"Sorry, I thought you'd prefer something more formal."
>"Well, you have my permission to call me 'mother'...but whatever works for you."
>"*sniff* Oh, Mother..."
>"What are you--!? Oh, a hug. That's okay too."
>"I've missed you more than you'll ever know!"
>>259857898
I'm well aware of what it is and why it is used when Cordelia is mentioned.
It's a meme because people use it in response to Cordelia.
>>259858283
it's not a meme, it's more projected insecurity
>>259857921
you can stop now, you have no obligation.
>>259856267
>>259857109
>>259857921
I hate you so much
>>259857358
Libra? It's certainly not Robin.
>>259858742
every thread you're in I'm gonna post it from now on
i might even write some smut
>>259858839
I can just write a thousand more MU/Tharja ones. We'll see who runs out of motivation first
>>259858839
Feel free to write the smut Though one already exists.
Also as he points out you can't beat him.
>>259859015
>>259858839
Well if you two are going to do that then you're going to force me to writefather-daughter inceststories and post them all over here. /feg/ too. I bet they'd love that shit too.
>>259858839
>>259859015
>waifu wars
Any FemU X Robin Smut?
>>259859287
Do it I fucking dare you
>>259859276
Thought that was Emm for a second
>>259858839
>>>fanfiction.net
>>259859574
One day Robin looked in the mirror, liked what she saw, and masturbated.
>>259859287
They would, actually.
>>259859637
Nope, just averagely drawn Female Robin, Lucina, Rosalina and Palutena art.
>>259859835
Sorry. FemU and Morgan smut.
>>259859919
Yeah that exists.
Should be in here somewhere.
>>259859919
There is actually
>>259860123
http://pastebin.com/WgNrnV9d
Ah well, lets me post this picture too.
>>259858805
Poor Libra.
>>259860061
>>259860384
What happened to Nah?
>>259860913
She's a whore.
>>259860295
thanks for posting a bunch of dead links
>mfw this thread
Is this how FE threads fare nowadays?
>>259861259
What were you expecting?
>>259861092
Everything works for me.
>>259861259
Got the Obito one?
>>259861608
All of the links I try to use all lead to a page that say the paste has been removed
>>259860913
>What happened to Nah?
Too long in the sun?
Got hit in the head with the beach ball?
Or maybe looking at Noire gives her breast envy..? She has to wait like...2000 years for that.
May this blessed story be with us forever, was too lazy to include the rest. Maybe late.
>>259857921
>>259857109
I enjoyed it Anon thank you
>>259864196
Was this necessary?
>>259864713
Masterpieces from our fellow anons must be archived for the future generation.
>>259865250
No they don't
>>259865390
You jelly faggot??
>>259865747
Yes actually, I think it's abhorrent
The best.
>>259867708
Who
>>259864196
>tfw can never marry Chrom!Noire with blue hair and Aether