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What games have the best melee combat?
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What games have the best melee combat?
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Battletoads
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battletoads
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>>259677246
Zeno Clash 2
Dark Messiah of Might & Magic
Dishonored
Sleeping Dogs
Batman Arkham Series
Mount & Blade: Warband
Condemned: Criminal Origins

That's all I can think of off the top of my head.
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battletoads
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Skyrim. I love it.
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>>259677246
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=73ii6_JGo3g
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>>259677953
>not including Dragon's Dogma
That's the only real thing that separates it from the rest.
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Sleeping Dogs.
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>>259678483
nice try
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>>259677246
TF2
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>>259677246
Street fighter 4
king of fighters
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Godhand is the best
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>>259677246
Urban Reign
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MGR

I feel like playing it now, thank OP.
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>>259677246
Chong the strong is superior
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>>259679175
>SS+GOMAD vs Split
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>>259678741
Although I was joking, I do still like Skyrim.
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>>259677246
GTA 5
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>>259677246
Breakdown

>>259677953
>Sleeping Canines
>Bamham
>good melee combat

They're shitty Spider-Man 2 ripoffs with none of the finesse or speed, fuck you.
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>>259678914
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>>259677246
Now that the dust has settled, we can agree that the fat kid was in the wrong
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>>259679886
>not Napping Canines
You messed up nigga
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>>259679974
Nope, because skinny bitch started it, fat kid finished it.
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Dragon's Dogma
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>>259679974
Nope.
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>>259679974
>being in the wrong
>for defending yourself
No, and fuck you and every single one of the motherfuckers involved in the education system that think so.
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>>259679974
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>>259679886
>spiderman 2
my nigger, I fucking loved the combat in that, it felt like a good brawler, juggling enemies and shit
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>>259677246
Double dragon neon is pretty good.
Not the best, but good...
Best melee combat belongs to tekken.
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>>259679974
Kid was a dick, through and through.
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>>259677953
>Batman
>Sleeping Dogs
>Dishonored

Jesus fuck.
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>that satisfying as fuck feeling when you smash 8 skeletons at once
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>>259677953
>that shitty taste
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DnD
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>>259677953
>Dishonored
Top kek, that combat was garbage.
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Melee: Condemned or Mount and Blade but for different reasons

Hand-to-Hand: God Hand
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>>259679974
>Now that the dust has settled
This is how you can tell when you're about to read bait.
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>>259680459
>Used to get picked on in elementary school from year 1-6.
>It started out because I wore braces/glasses
>It just kept going on
>Year 6 comes around and after I get my head bashed into the side of a brick wall, teachers finally take notice to my complaints of getting bullied
>For a whole week, the boys in my year level were brought into an anti-bullying session
>They all knew this was my fault
>Last day of the week, a group of them end up beating the shit out of me after school
>My mum finally comes to get me
>As we're driving home, see one of the kids that beat me up
>Flip him off, he sees it
>Go to school on Monday
>Straight away called to the principals office
>Kid who I flipped off is there
>Principal asks me what I did
>Tell him I flipped him off
>Principal calls me a fucking idiot
>I get suspended, they got jack shit

I'm surprised in all honesty after that I didn't end up killing myself, got to high school and the first day someone insulted me I beat the shit out of them. Wasn't going to take that for another 6 years.
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>>259677953
I've never seen a more shitty list in my life.
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>>259679974
yes
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>>259679974
start shit get hit
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>>259681173
I've seen this before. Its either pasta or you post this all the fucking time.
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>>259679974
>beating the fuck out of people who bully you is wrong..
faggot confirmed
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>>259677246
streets of rage 2/3
hotline miami
ACES WILD
anarchy reigns
dead rising
mgs3
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>>259681375
Second time I've posted it in all honesty. Unless someone else copied it, no fucking idea.
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>>259681190
Dark messiah is up there though
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>>259681121
>thumbnail of the guy on the left
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>>259681173

Real or not, that last bit can't possibly be true. Once school is out after the bell, the teachers and staff can't do shit to you. If you flip someone off, it's their fucking problem
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>>259681126
Breakdown > god hand

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rlp1DNFTF4g
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>>259681121
Keep posting them nigga
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God Hand
Yakuza 4
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>>259679974
No fuck you, this skinny faggot was bullying this big guy and he was ignoring it for a long time, then he decided to beat his ass since he was bothering him over his aunt's death.

Fuck this little shit, I'm glad people started to bully him and he switched schools from this whole incident.
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>>259681850
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>>259677246
Would you go back where you came from?

You post this shit thread every day just to spam your shitty facebook tier images.
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>>259681791

lol no
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>>259679974
If I remember right that skinny kid was playing the victim afterwards and complaining the larger kid destroyed his ankle. From the gif alone it looks like the skinny kid is initiating and the larger kid defended himself.
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>>259681791
I thought that was a poor RE2 cover at first
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>>259681121
>bravo good sport
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>>259681995
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>>259681701
I am not even lying, when I told my mum about it, she went to the school and complained, bringing that exact point up, when the principal said that didn't matter, she asked why it was acceptable for them to beat me up outside school grounds and they get nothing for it.

She ended up pulling me out of the school, only had a few weeks to go, but yeah, the major argument the principal put up was that I've been bullied for all these years so I should have known better.

Needless to say, I have never seen my mum get as angry at someone before in my life when he said that. She berated him saying how much shit has been done to me yet nothing happened to the kids that would bully me.
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>>259681641
I FUCKING SEE IT
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>>259682275
that bastard tried to lie and say he was the victim, when the other kids said he was bullying him for months
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>>259682386
stop posting them nigga
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>>259682512
okay
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>>259679904
these are hilarious post more
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>>259681865

Yakuza 5's combat is far superior.
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>>259679974
>little scrawny ass bully of a kid wouldn't let gentle giant go on his merry way
>he gets stomped

yeah nah anon you're a jackass,
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>>259679974
I agree. Just watch this video for proof:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=owVFNY1PBsA
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>>259677953
>no Jedi Outcast/Academy
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>>259682259

Lol yes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5sc8JI4FJaw
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>>259677246
Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance once you get the hang of the parrying mechanic.
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>>259681173
>>They all knew this was my fault
But it wasn't your fault. It was their fault, for being a bunch of dick-ass children.
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>>259679974

It's been fully proven the little shit was the one who started shit. Fatty might have gone farther than needed to silence the bitch, but then again when someone won't leave you along, a smackdown is bound to be brought
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>>259682601
I'm sure it is but I wouldn't know. Don't speak moon
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>>259681121
Nigga humor best humor
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>>259679974

lol no

the skinny kid was a bogan ranga ratfaced faggot

fucking mt druitt is such a shithole
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>>259682857
>thinking it's actually a nigger
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>>259677246
BanevsCIA.gif
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>>259682847

Neither do I, but I managed to 100% it on my second playthrough.
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>>259677246
Chivalry: Medieval Warfare
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>>259682512
shut up I'm getting a laugh from these.
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>>259681701
>>259682393
I remember walking home from school on a hot summer day and I took my tie off, rolled up my sleeves, removed my blazer and pop the buttons on my neck of my shirt.

Fucking teacher was outside a newsagents about 15 minutes away from the school and gave me detention for not wearing my uniform. The bullshit excuse they gave was that until we enter our homes and change clothing, we represent the school. I didn't go to that detention and nothing fucking happened after that.
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Early game bully when you had barely and weapons was alright
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>>259680657
>>259680793
>>259681190
I thought they were fun so kiss my ass kid.
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>>259677246
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My only gripe with the Yakuza games is that they're too easy. Especially 4.
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>>259681173
I got bullied loads of times but by High School, things were oddly better.

Though I did provoke someone by calling him stupid(which offended him greatly) and fought him after he pushed me. All because he made fun of my hobby. Felt good.
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>>259683109
You should have beat the shit out of the teacher for being fucking worthless.
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>>259682685
>maximum over victim card
Even if the fat kid talked shit he swugn first.
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>>259679974
No, fuck off.
You can just take one look at that buck tooth scrawny fucking cretin and tell he's a fucking show-off little bastard delinquent.
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>>259677246
Its Gang Beasts no question

Game is so much fun
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>>259683295
Fun != good.
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>>259682713
And another one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qZGzypEUGzI

>I will never punch aliens in the face in first person view while doing backflips and kartwheels ever again

This game is really like no other.
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>>259683362
I really want to do that move in real life if I got into a street fight but it would look so fucking stupid to even attempt it and get myself beaten to death after my assailants finishes laughing
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>>259683347
That's what they want you to think.
THIS is the real deal.
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>>259682713
The looks absolutely horrible.
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Ground Zeroes

>5 and 7 punch combo
>Grabbing and slamming guard against a wall
>Bashing head into wall
>Take downs
>Taking weapons
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>>259683612
Superman punches are legit, anon.

Dude with whom I train does them loads. Unfortunately since he does them loads you know it's coming so he just eats and uppercut for his trouble.
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>>259679904
>>259678914
more
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>>259683772
Casual see >>259683598
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>>259677246
>>259683503
Gang Beasts definitely
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>>259683772

The concept was cool, but the execution was more broken than that Russian kid who jumped after seeing Itachi die
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>>259683612

LOL

Imagine though. Cigarette just falls in your shirt you try to jump up bu t you don't jump far enough and just fall over face first after twisting your ankle while the cigarette is still burning a hole through your shirt.
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>>259684185
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>>259684186
>execution was more broken

It wasn't, it's possible to do a left handed uppercut followed by a right hook and knee kick with ease. Kartwheeling and backflips are actually helpful, and parrying moves using elbow blocks is intuitive. The only parts that sucked was the shooting, fucking auto aim ruins the shooting segments.
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>>259683295
Some people think pegging is fun, but that doesn't meant it's good.
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>>259681791
That cover looks like fucking Star Wars
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>>259679084
noice
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>>259684517
>not doing a haymaker and then following it up with a super flying kick
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>>259685284
>haymaker

Bread and butter of bossfights when their health is down.

>super flying kick

Shit tier finisher because it uses too much energy and requires good timing.
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>>259681173
I'm going to one of the best art schools in the nation and the kid who used to bully me in 8th grade just failed out of community college. Get fucked sean.
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>>259685920
One of the kids who bullied me drowned trying to swim in a river
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>>259680836
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>>259686161
I ended up being friends with most of the people who bullied me by the end of middle school, and they never knew who informed their girlfriends that they were cheating on them.
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>>259677246

HOOOOHWAAAAH!!!
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>>259679886
Have you played SM2 in the past 10 years?

The web-swinging is the only good part of it.
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>>259685920
>Friend calls me the retarded brother he never had
>He was in 10 grade and I was in 9th
>I passed gym and had a comfy summer
>He went to summer school because he failed so many classes
>He got held back too
>Hes was in 10 grade too

Made fucking better that he loved Xbox, Mass Effect and Elder Scrolls which were somewhat decent at the time.
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>>259685920
>That guy who used to bully me ended up being gay
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>>259687747
You are now aware he actually wanted to fuck you
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>>259687884
Tsundere as fuck.
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>>259687747
that is literally tsundere

in all probability, he was trying to deflect any attention/suspicion away from himself and onto literally anyone else. it's extremely common. ur a faget.
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>>259687747
>Guy bullies me in middle school calling me faggot
>Mistakes him for a qt girl near the end of high school
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any tekken past the 4th one
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>>259687050
>can dodge any attack coming your way even in the middle of doing a punch
>can jump from enemy to enemy while attacking
>can chain up to 60 hit combos
>can web yank enemies and web rodeo
>can web swing and use the web swing's momentum to bowling ball upto 20 enemies down

Yes I did you dirty casual scum, come back to me when you unlock the Combat Arenas
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>>259686442
Fucking beautiful.
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>>259681173

I got bullied up to 4th grade in my school, but I grew so big by that time that I got fed up and started fighting back. When the year ended, no one messed up with me anymore. Somehow, next year, I ended up being on friendly terms with the bullies, even though we would occasionally trade blows, but nothing as serious as before.

I guess... we communicated with out fists?

That was in an age where we would solve things like men, though, which meant no weapons like knives or fucking bringing guns to school. And mostly ended up in 1 vs 1 when the bullied did fight back. Those were simpler times.
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>>259677246

Ys
Demon's/Dark Souls
Muramasa
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>Literally not one person in this thread has mentioned We Shall Wake
being made as we speak by an anon from /cuhrazyee games general/

download the demo now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gu0iCRxYtEA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFDut7N9Mgw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZR9jumV_5BQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aCpLbMPcwBk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cxh57SjAQik

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t5Gw2lBMhgE

it's basically DMC + Dragonball Z
even got publicity from Woolie on the SuperBestFriendcast
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>>259677246
SEVERANCE: BLADE OF DARKNESS/thread
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>>259689165
I doubt anyone from here goes to /cgg/ anon.

Go work on your entry
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>>259681173
I never got bullied because I surrounded myself with people I heard others spreading rumors about as being dangerous. Most of them were nice guys who just wanted people to fuck off, so I adopted the same mentality to blend in. They even helped me learn how to build muscle and practice grappling techniques. One of them even introduced me to /v/.
Then I abandoned them the moment high school ended and went on to college, where I never had to give one single shit about social ability as long as I smiled and acted polite when I met people in town from class.
Thanks, angry fat kids. You made my childhood really easy by figuratively and literally taking blows for me.
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>>259677246
Mount & Blade, there is no other answer
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>>259680459

I hate the whole "getting in trouble for defending yourself"-thing.

It happened to me twice in middle school.

>7th grade, I'm a scrawny little white boy who didn't get a growth spurt until I was in 9th grade
>Surrounded by a gang of 10 Mexicans all bigger than me and I'm butted against a wall
>They're taunting me and saying how they're going to beat me up
>The leader was directly in front of me and as a show of defiance, that I'm not going to get bullied, I punched him.
>He proceeded to pummel me and I couldn't do shit

I ended up getting 3 days of in-school suspension over that shit.

Oh yeah. Another time, in 8th grade, there was this kid who kept messing with me for no reason and I would call him "gay" for fucking with me and that piece of shit actually told on me for calling him gay and I had to get lectured by the principal that it isn't ok to call people gay. Thinking back on it, I wish I would've said that he was sexually harassing me. That would've been the best way to deal with that, that "he's touching me in ways I don't feel comfortable."
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>>259677246
Godhand is pretty good
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Im pretty sure my counselor in middle school wanted to fuck me. She would call me into her office like once a week to talk about my grades suffering even though i always made As and Bs. She was old though so i wouldnt have even if given the opportunity.
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>>259679974
>Now that the dust has settled
ebin simply ebin
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>>259679974
you're just saying that to be an ass
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>>259689962
Pssh... nothin personal pupae...
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>>259690083
>grades in middle school making any difference at all
Oh no, without a 4.5 GPA you can't get into your public school of choice.
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>>259690332
Which is why i said i was pretty sure she wanted to fuck me.
>Calls me in once a week
>Im making good grades
>As if grades in middle school matter in the first place
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>>259677246
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y0kTAW-Un9o

COME HITHER, COME HITHER, COME HITHER.
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>>259679384
I lost my sides. Thanks.
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>>259690485
Better get those grades up though.
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>>259690497
Mount and Blade and Dark Messiah of Might & Magic are superior to Medieval CoD in every way imaginable though...
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Overgrowth.
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>>259689962
Someone should edit a fighting motif onto that whole .webm. stuff like health bars and the stage out explosion from smash when the rightmost beetle falls.
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>>259690680
>grades
heh.
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>>259680459
I actually punched enough kids back in elementary that I became good friends (seriously) with my principal. Fuckers had it coming too, most of the time I didn't even throw the first punch.
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>>259677953

Sleeping Dogs, by far, has the worst melee combat I have ever suffered through.

Also the worst sandbox game ever made. How /v/ can claim it's so great is beyond me.
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>>259691070
He who consorts with beasts!
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>>259682685
Buck-toothed little shit got what he deserved.
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Dead or Alive

I'm serious
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>>259690739
M&B and Chivalry are the same game. Both of which are very good.

Don't delude your gaming experience by bandwagoning to a different game just because there are more than one.
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>>259691390
/u/ here, can confirm quality of game.
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>>259691361
Someday I'm gonna figure out how to mod in MGS characters and have Snake vs Ocelot to settle you newfags.
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>>259691305
>lying on the internet.

There are lows you don't need to reach anon
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>>259691571
Alright, I punched some of them because I didn't like it.
I was buddies with my principal, though.
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>>259691390
Best full 3d fighter sure, but best melee combat? Nah, that goes to FEAR, Breakdown or if it's ever finished Overgrowth.

>>259691536
>same game

No, not at all, the swords in M&B have actual variety beyond "this is a zweihaender and this is a longsword", you're also comparing an extremely fleshed out RPGesque game to Medieval CoD as well.
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>>259684561
>Pegging
>Not good
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>>259691851
OP said games, DOA deserves a mention because its so underrated
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>>259691851
Overgrowth has god-tier combat and it's not even done yet.
Who said a game had to be done to have great combat?
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>Ctrl+F
>warriors
>no results
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>>259678914
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>>259689962
BAW GAUD! SUPER-PLEX FROM THE TOP BRANCH!
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Space Station 13.
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>>259677246
Mount and Blade
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>there will never be a game with an anthro hercules or stag beetle character that specializes in grapples, throws, and slams
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>>259681173
>High School
>Mildly bullied but mostly tolerable
>Final semester
>End up in a classroom full of people that hates me, almost like if someone deliberately gathered all my bullies in the same class
>Go tell the principal
>Get transferred to a better class
>Never had a problem with bullying again.
>Have the best semester in High School and my best school experience overall

Most people would call me a pussy, and they would be damn right.
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>>259679974
>now that the dust has setlled

troll post
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>>259681121
>Nigga face got punched into burnt lays wavy chip
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>>259692876
>pussy
>for doing something about it
No. The pussy route would be to do nothing. That's what I did in middle school.
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>HUGOWINS.gif
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>>259692005
>Pegging
>good

Maybe if it's by a real shemale cock, but strap-ons are gay shit for faggotlords.
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>>259692231

>Nigga smacked his ass so hard he hit a ginyu force pose

everytime
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>>259678914
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>>259677246
Max Payne
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>>259693762

>A real cock is less gay than a plastic cock

Cock is cock faggot, but if getting fucked by one kind of dick was more gay than another, the real one would definitely be more so.
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I really really like the combat from Dark Souls and it's affiliates. There's a lot of different weapons and moves to pull off, blows feel like they have impact, and it never stops being fun.
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>>259694179
Futa isn't gay since it's a girl's penis. Strap-ons are just dildos. Getting dildos rammed in your ass is gay as fuck.
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>>259694310

Dark souls would be improved if they removed the stats and had character progression just be in the form of finding more gear as you fight less forgiving enemies.
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>>259677246
Godhand by far
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>>259694608
but that's wrong
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>>259694429

There's no such thing as a girl's penis
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>>259686442
This is the greatest thing ever.
fukken saved.
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It's sad how most games that are combat centric have shit combat. This is why I've never understood how people like TES. Personally I think it ruins the whole game.
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>>259694310
zweihander and greatsword are my favorites
those fucking sounds holy shit
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>>259694778
There is

in 2D
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>>259694608
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>>259694727

No it's not. The stats just obfuscate the gameplay. Where it should go is where its strengths lie: in being a 3D castlevania.
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Super Mario Bros
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Ninja Gaiden
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>CTRL+F
>No Bushido Blade 1 or 2

What the fuck is wrong with you people?
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>>259694881
I am a big fan of the baller swag sword as well
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>>259694941
But the gear in SotN is mostly throwaway, where as pretty much everything in Dark Souls you can keep using to the end of the game.
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>Dark Souls

Yeah, that melee combat is SOOOO awesome. Hey Paco let's fucking roll around in the dirt like retards until one of us is behind the other! Sounds FUUUUUNNNN!
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>>259695365
>Paco
Mexicans pls go and stay south of the border.
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>>259681701
>Once school is out after the bell, the teachers and staff can't do shit to you. If you flip someone off, it's their fucking problem
Bullshit. Maybe back in ye olden times, but nowadays your ass is busted even if you do shit outside of school.

Senior year of high school a group of guys were fighting in the local mall's parking lot on a Saturday night and every one of the motherfuckers got suspended from school for it, I shit you not.
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>>259695365
>Mexican based Souls game

I actually love the idea, really.
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>>259681641
My sides have left this mortal plane
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>>259683295
>kid

Please go.
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>>259680459
The people in the education system don't think it's wrong to defend yourself, they are merely instituting a policy that is more convenient to them. It's just because it's straight up easier for them to punish everybody who participates rather than dealing with who was right and who was wrong.
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>>259695365
>beaner doesn't know how to use a shield, ranged weapons, or parry
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>>259695189

Guess I should have clarified, a 3D super castlevania, not a SOTN like.

A set base HP pool, stamina pool, and equip load, modifiable by magic items, with different weapons and armor to choose on which are non-upgradable but generally get better as you go through the game. Then you decrease the enemy scaling by a whole bunch to account for the player not getting enormously more powerful by the end of the game.

It would be a lot more fun. Just worry about what gameplay style works the best for you and how you want to look, with your success being determined entirely by your ability to effectively use what you choose.
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>>259695669
Pic related to thread, I hope, because I fucking love Guacamelee's combat.
Feels so damn good.
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>>259695836
You know shields and parries are the reasons people backstab-fish, right?
>>259695770
I know.
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Dragon's Dogma
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>>259695931
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>>259694429
Im not quite sure what you said there, but im sure it was gay as hell.
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>>259677246
Overgrowth
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>>259686442
This is the best thing i've ever fucking read

thank you, based god
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>>259696065
Hello stranger! Guaca May May was hated by /v/ on release
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>>259677246
>>259677953
everything this guy said and true crime la streets of la
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>>259696361
Ironic shitposting is still shitposting.
Faggot.
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>>259696361
>I've never played the game, just looked at cherry picked images on /v/ and decided I knew better than anyone who actually played it

also aren't you banned or something
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>>259696480
>>259696540
Stay mad, but look at the archives, game garnered hatred for its shit use of memes, same goes for Memelands 2.
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>>259689132
Some weird fusion of these three games is my dream game.
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>>259683558
Artificial fun
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>>259696540
>>259696480
Infact since I have a lingering suspicion you're new to this place I'll link you

http://archive.moe/_/search/text/Guacamaymay/

There you go, enjoy your Anal Pore Ragnarok
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>>259696943
>Infact
>>>/elementaryschool/
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>>259695845
>ust worry about what gameplay style works the best for you and how you want to look, with your success being determined entirely by your ability to effectively use what you choose.
But that's exactly how it is now, except in your scenario you have to keep throwing away weapons that you might like.
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>>259696943
No, I know about that already.

But I've actually played the game because I'm not a massive faggot who gets bent out of shape over trivial shit.
They also got rid of a majority of that meme shit too.
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>>259677246

>Getting into a wrestling match with a kid who beats you in height and weight

MANLETS!
When will they ever learn??
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>>259697028
>get proven wrong
>retaliates by attacking a small typo
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>>259679974
This is OP, mad that people in his thread actually started talking about melee combat in video games.
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>>259697146
>They also got rid of a majority of that meme shit too.

News to me, it's still inexcusable and I will not touch that horse shit with a 101 foot pole any time soon.
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super smash bros maylay
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>>259697413
>It's inexcusable for a game to a poor attempt at humor at any point, regardless of the quality of that game.
Have fun not enjoying any game ever.
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>>259697236
>proven wrong
>implying I'm the people you're arguing with
Shitpost harder, m80.
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>>259697413
Whatever, homo.
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>>259686161
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>>259697757
The game was literally littered with cringe worthy memes, sorry for having standards and not wanting garbage pop up while playing.
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>>259697145

When I said equip load I mean like it works now, not Demon's Souls carry burden. The only difference would be that it wouldn't be tied to a stat, only modifiable through equipment effects.

And no, that's not really how it works now. Enemies get fairly steeply scaled stat boosts throughout the game to deal with player stat progression. That doesn't lend itself to overall balanced design. It forces the player to level up themselves and their gear (or for the advanced, mostly just their gear) in order to keep up, but this often leads to players ending up in positions where they've trivialized combat they haven't actually mechanically mastered, or on the other hand being unable to reasonably fight with the enemies at all.
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>>259698038
But you claimed to never played it.
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>>259697926
don't compare me to him please
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>>259698140
I never played it but I still did my research on it by watching gameplay videos.
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>>259698143
Whatever, butt mounter.
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>>259689165
>All those flashing effects
Trying to kill my eyes anon?
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>>259678914
People actually think these are funny?
Are you guys 13, or are you all really autistic?
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>>259689962
I swear these bugs live more fulfilled lives then most humans today
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>>259678914
>>259693909
>>259692231
>>259679904

I feel like this is relevant.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qVaqmvHsBUs
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>>259698347
autism would be being unable to enjoy little things.

I'm sorry to break the news like this, man.
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>>259698075
Sorry, I misinterpreted what you were saying. I thought you were saying that enemies would still get stronger, but the player would find stronger weapons to compensate.

Anyway, I still like it the way it is. I enjoy the little extra feeling of progression that leveling up gives you, as well as having to make those decisions and choose which stats to prioritize. It also gives the possibility to artificially limit yourself by keeping your stats low, which can be fun for experienced players. I get what you're saying now though, that could definitely work too.
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>>259679974
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>>259698527
Wow, I hate this guy already.
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>>259680684
dis muckalucka gets it
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>>259694881
>not the black knight greataxe
Nigga, it was both fast, and far reaching.
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>>259698760
>fat_kid_holding_thin_kid.png
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Dragon's Dogma

I loved the attention not just to swords but to shields as well. Numerous abilities for offence and defence.

Two handed weapons had a feeling of genuine weight and power to them. The Arc moves are incredibly satisfying to hit with.

Daggers are fast and have great acrobatic abilities. Sheering Wind or whatever had you flying all over the place with that awesome single slicing motion
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>>259698347
its the same people who still laugh at comedians who just yell inane shit
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>>259681791
Starring Tom Cruise and Claire Redfield
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>>259698228

Likewise, I've actually never played a video game in my life I just prefer watching them which is pretty much like playing then anyway
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>>259699019
I knew it was b8, but it struck me as the sort of b8 that would get a lot of serious responses, so I tried to get in early.
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KoA isn't bad.
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>>259677246
cuhrayzee games
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>>259698228
I AM A HUGE FAGGOT PLEASE RAPE MY FACE
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>>259692556

AS GOD AS MY WITNESS HE IS BROKEN IN HALF, GAUD AWMIGHTY
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>>259699494
>damage sponge enemies with no AI

No.
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>>259689962
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>>259699019

>I-I-I-I was just baiting you guys, hehehehehe
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>>259698604

>I thought you were saying that enemies would still get stronger, but the player would find stronger weapons to compensate.

Perhaps I should have made it more clear, but yes, they would, and yes, the player would. But it would be much more tempered. For example in dark souls you kill a hollow soldier in 2 hits with a starting long sword and a royal sentinel in 5000 hits, you would kill a hollow soldier in 2 hits and a sentinel in 10 hits, or a new fancy great sword in 4 or 5.

Removing weapon upgrading and stat based damage calculation would allow for finer control of enemy difficulty, which in turn would allow for a more enjoyable experience overall.

>I enjoy the little extra feeling of progression that leveling up gives you

I guess there is something to be said for the primal thrill of watching your numbers get higher or obliterating a starting enemy with one flick of your +15 fuck you sword. But I dunno. I feel like that's something you can easily get in other genres, and focusing on that can take away from the souls series more rare talent, actually real time melee combat.
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>>259699906
There's been like fifteen million people pointing out it's b8.
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>>259699762
top haha
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>CTRL+F
>no chronicles of riddick
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>Get bullied in Elementary School
>Get to middle school
>goes on till 8th grade
>kid who's been giving me shit walks into my classroom
>he takes my pencil
>tell him to give it back
>snaps it and laughs
>I punch him in the face
>no one fucks with me after that, charges were dropped and me him and his brother became friends
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>>259681173
>back in high school of my senior year
>sitting in class waiting to get out in a few minutes
>not many people in the class, since it's a small class
>a scrawny kid that isn't that bright in the head is always working with this bratty girl (pretty much your idea of a bitchy, drugged out, always wants to fight girl)
>she keeps forcing the kid to do her work and yells at him if he doesn't
>the kid finally got sick of her shit and told her no
>she gets pissed and starts asking him why and he says "do your own work, what are you stupid?"
>girl gets pissed and starts yelling at him and saying she's going to beat him up
>is planning it all out how she's gonna kick his ass, and let her friends join in
>teacher watches the WHOLE FUCKING THING and doesn't do anything, and was even staring at them
>the rest of the 5mins of class was her telling the kid what she was gonna do to him after school, while teacher continues watching

I felt bad for that kid. I didn't do anything, because I don't mess with girls/boys like that. They're the stupid ones, that'll take a simple fight into a blood bath.
I'm still pissed to this day how the teacher watched her threatening, and setting up a fight with this kid. I don't blame the kids for bullying, I blame the teachers. They're too damn scared to get involved.
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>>259686442

>final punch
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>>259700008
That sounds pretty cool, I'd like to see how that worked out. I'm not sure if I'd prefer it, but I'd have to see it in action to know. I really do like that your starting weapon is viable for the whole game, but the loss of that could be offset by sufficient late-game weapon variety.
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>>259700714

I guess maybe it would be better to say that you should just have MORE options rather than just outright better ones as the game goes on.
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>>259698347

Maybe they're just not "high intellectual intelligence" tip meisters who think they're above everyone.
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>>259700008
Sounds like every other fucking RPG. Dark souls is unique because every piece of equipment save for joke ones like the ladle is viable throughout the game.
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>>259700992
Yeah, limit the early game selection and balance those areas around those weapons to teach the player how different movesets can be used, and then open up the options later and let the player decide how they want to play.
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>>259701256
That is far from the only thing that makes Dark Souls unique. It's something I appreciate, but you could just have a Longsword to start, and then later you get a buffed Sunlight Straight Sword. The only difference is in the name.
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>>259700714
I don't get it, your starting weapon is already completely viable in the Souls game, you just have to upgrade it.
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>>259701568
I was talking about Dark Souls in that sentence. Sorry, I should have been more clear.
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>>259701537
What's the point? That's stupid. They're viable because they've all got different move sets. Why do we need straight upgrades that make other weapons obsolete?
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>>259700575
So were you, stupid.
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>>259686442
That was a big fucking waste of my time. So yea, they did win, by making me read a gay story.
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>>259701989
The other guy was talking about that:
>>259694608
>>259695845
>>259698075
>>259700008
>>259700992
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>>259697413
what's with the name?
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>>259702358
He's an idiot.
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>>259695013
Ninja Gaiden Black has the most satisfying beat-em-up controls of any game I have ever played
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>>259702268

I guess I should have been clear but that's not entirely what I meant. I just meant that say, your longsword isn't working well, try using a halberd instead, etc. And more stuff along the lines of needing a magic sword to fight ghosts, a holy sword to kill skeletons, etc. Not that you would just have a longsword and then find a just straight up better one later on.
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>>259702610
I know that's not what you meant, I was just offering a possible solution to that guy's issue.
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>>259702268
That doesn't make sense. If they removed character progression and make it gear based instead, how are you going to fight tougher enemies with a shitty sword you started off with?

What's going to end up happening is you find a weapon with a nice move set but shitty stats so you'll end up abandoning it in favor of a weapon with better stats.
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Dark Souls for me.
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>>259703041
Yeah, that's the caveat.
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>>259703041

>how are you going to fight tougher enemies with a shitty sword you started off with?

The same way you already were, you would just have to be better and probably have to fight a bit longer.

The key would be making enemies not raise their healthpools and defenses so dramatically from beginning to the end of the game.
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All thu gamez mentioned in this thread have shitty melee combat, The Assassin's creed series haz the best melee combat evar.
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>>259703041

>What's going to end up happening is you find a weapon with a nice move set but shitty stats so you'll end up abandoning it in favor of a weapon with better stats.

Except this wouldn't happen, because without weapon progression it would be very easy to balance the weapons properly, at least most of them.
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>>259703502
Why not just have them raise barely at all and keep the starting weapons viable?
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>>259700173
>that feel when no gf
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>>259703649
Wait, so you want people to be the jack of all trades, master of all? That's going to fuck up PvP even worse.
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>>259704048
Who cares?
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Red Steel 2
>tfw you start connecting your special moves
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>>259703789

That's what I meant. Raise enough to increase the challenge, not require better gear. I never meant for the starting weapons to be outclassed, merely suggesting there be other reasons you might want to switch weapons for different obstacles, certain weapons just naturally being better suited for certain enemies than others, or certain enemies requiring certain types of weapons to hurt or kill them, which could be used as a means to soft-lock content.
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>>259694778
It's a feminine penis
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>>259704214
So like the situational use that was more common in Demon's Souls, but taken to a further extreme? Sounds interesting.
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>>259704048

No it wouldn't. Everyone would have (at least close to) even potential. It would also eliminate twinking and allow for players to dress much more freely while still retaining combat effectiveness.
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>>259703743
Because anon, not like what the governments make you think everyone is NOT equal. And then there is Bruce Lee (who was assassinated by the hollywood jew) who was on a whole different level equal to noone.
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>>259677246
New vegas and Uncharted
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>>259704605

>New vegas melee combat
>Hit V, click enemy, loot corpse
>Good
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>>259704490
That's fucking retarded. You'll be able to use magic in full heavy armor and be good at melee.
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>>259677246

>first_time_battling_boss_in_a_Souls_game.whatshouldhavebeenawebm
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>>259679974
>now that the dust has settled

Stop using that every time you want to talk about something old, just fucking talk about it.
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>>259691339
Don't get me wrong, it wasn't anywhere near the best, but if Sleeping Dogs has the worst melee combat you've ever played, you haven't played much games at all.
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Sleeping Dogs had very satisfying melee combat. I can't say that it was the best or the most
advanced but oh man did it feel amazing to bash in some guys face with the new moves you've trained for.
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>>259704517
I know you're joking around, but the fact that there are so many people who think Bruce Lee was actually anything more than average at martial arts infuriates me.
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>>259704812

It's not like wearing heavy armor wouldn't limit your mobility like it normally does.

Magic would be balanced because all players have access to the same base number of spell slots. Maybe certain apparel (IE: robes, wizard hat) give you more slots?
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>>259705037
>mfw breaking every bone in a nigga's body and grinding his head in with a table saw
>mfw those last 2 missions
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>>259705021
The combat is literally an ACB clone.I don't understand how /v/ could suck this game's dick and hate ass creed. Mount & blade has the worst combat I've ever played though.
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>>259705458
So everyone in PvP would use magic because there's literally no reason not to use it.
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>>259705523
That game made me grow thick pubic hair and pretend I was chinese
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>>259705716

Well sure, but if you're not geared for it you won't be casting just a whole lot. Plus you're acting like magic would have to be just all around the better option if you had access to it.
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Dunno if it's been said here or not, but star wars jedi knight 2: jedi outcast has amazing lightsaber combat.
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>>259705523
>playing through for the first time
>first encounter with Dog Eyes' men
>Slam a shutter down on a guy
>mfw
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>>259705547
Don't get me wrong it's mostly bamham, with a few different meter advantages and a large variety of contextual takedowns, but it's fully functional and pretty satisfying (especially with all the upgrades). Compare that to anything that's got actually bad melee combat like shitty 80's brawlers and bethesda games and shit, and Sleeping Dogs is a masterpiece.
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>>259704490
If anything this is going to make players dress more restrictively because everything is gear based
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>>259705072
Jokes on you, Bruce Lee was exceptionally talented. By no means some kind of god or anything, but he'd wreck any martial arts school he went to.
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>>259680459
naw bro naw.

>middle school
>be bullied by the other faggots cus my broke ass used a godamn broken binder to carry my papers around
>teachers just tell me to not "be different"

>be saving up for that jansport cus everyone be having one
>get surrounded by 4 8th graders one day
>They all beat my ass and take my shitty binder
>they rip it apart and throw it into the street
>get mad
>punch one in the nuts, then upper cut him in the throat
>step on his nuts when hes on the floor repeatedly
>kcik another in the nuts, pick him up and drop him spine first on a fire hydrant
>the other two run away
>get called in
>during the scuffle a dudes jansport was run over by a car
>anon you have to buy this guy a new backpack
>say no.
>suspension, even though multiple eye witnesses said they started the fight

at least one of them was in a wheelchair for like 6 years afterwards.
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>>259706325
>skinny manlet

I'll wreck him easy
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>>259677246
Morrowind.
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>>259706542
You shoulda just bought him a new backpack, that shit is cheap as fuck.
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>>259706542
>naw
>[personal experience that validates you]
I don't understand.
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>>259706624
These animations always just struck me as the most edgy tryhard weeabo retard shit ever.
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>>259700527
>Get bullied up until 7th grade
>Guy attacks me but I keep pushing him away so I can drop my shit off in the next class so I know he won't touch it.
>Get into the next class drop off my backpack come back out and grab his neck from behind and toss him into a brick wall.
>Let him do it to me to show I don't give a damn about pain then grab him slam him into the wall again and toss him close to 7ft towards his friends then start moving towards him.
>He and his friends run then tell the teacher and try to blame all the shit on me.
>mfw nobody fucked with me in public education afterwards unless they didn't know what I did to that one guy.
This is why you don't fuck with the chubby kid in school, he will beat the shit outta ya.
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>>259706305

The only differences in gear would be situational utility. For player vs player combat, it would merely boil down to preference in play style.
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>>259681173
>straight edge moral fag to the max
>i just don wan anny twable
>bullied from 10 to ~14 years old
>always afraid as fuck of getting my parents called or anything
>never do ANYTHING wrong, ever
>bullying starts to get more intense
>finally fed up
>this is it, fuck everything, I'll fuck them up and if I'm expelled then so be it
>as soon as I show that I'm gonna fight them back (usually in 2+ people) they back off
>everytime I try to get into a fight they fly away
>one time this guy starts calling me names, fat, etc, I call him names too, he walks up to me and punches me in the gut
>literally no damage, barely felt the punch
>I smirk at him and raise an eyebrow
>he never looks at me again

first thing I'm gonna teach my son after playing the videogames is how to defend himself

I'm a moralfag, but there's no moralfaggotry bigger than self-defense except defending others, but that's never a good idea in school, the defended will probably end up saying you started all the shit
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>>259683558
>using != unironically
I bet you think you're so smart
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>>259679886
>>259681791
>>259691851

Do my eyes deceive me?
This is the first time I've seen somebody mention Breakdown on 4chan or any games forum. I've never met another person online or offline that has played the game before.

Hands down one of the best games I have ever played. Storywise and gameplay wise. The gun mechanics are really finicky at times but once you get used to it it's an amazing game. I would recommend it to anybody that has an Xbox or Xbox 360.

I'm actually in the middle of another playthrough right now, and I happen to see this thread. Breakdown was the first game to pop into my mind.
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>>259706723
its a double negative so he was agreeing with him.
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Not a good system but I like the animations and sound more than any other game.
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>>259707576
Insecure much?
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>>259707896
>beating dudes to death with a brick
TLOU was breddy fun.
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>taught my little grill how to box to defend herself.
>her first day of first grade some little black kid tried lifting her skirt (even though it was like this school uniform short/skirt thing)
>proceeds to left hook to the temple
>knocks the little nigger out cold
>the teacher saw everything and that little nigga was bothering her for a while, and she was screaming at him to stop
>teacher didnt do anything
>principle said my kid might be racist so we changed schools and told him to suck my dick.
>black family tried to sue us but they sued the wrong family by accident and then got counter sued.
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>>259708156
>insecure
I have no reason to be insecure, I got a job doing math, 300k/year starting.
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>>259708445
>math, 300k/year starting
ebin meme bro
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>>259708308
>you will never get to throw a guy into a wall and then knee him in the jaw
Shit looks cathartic
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>>259708964
Don't hate me cause you ain't me
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>>259708319
>but they sued the wrong family by accident and then got counter sued.

That is really fucking funny.
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>>259706624

Did he just yell so hard he opened a dimensional rift inside a dude, then went inside the rift to punch the dimension so hard that it collapsed in on itself?
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>>259679974
kill yourself
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>>259681701

I went to a all boys Catholic high school, any conduct outside of school could be punished for ungentlemanly behavior. You could also change before you left or deal with going home in your blazer, tie and jacket. There are alumni everywhere who could theoretically call you out.
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i killed all the bullies in my school
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>>259677246
Dwarf fortress
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>>259710329
But anon I'm fucking ur mum right now
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>>259677246
call of duty
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>>259698527
why does he do that tryhard voice every video
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>tfw never been in a fight
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>>259711638
Its a character.
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>>259711854
>tfw never been in a serious beatdown, giving or receiving
>tfw HAVE been in weakass kiddy fights
>tfw let bullies walk all over me
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>>259711868
*a shit character

ftfy
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>>259711854
Me neither. I did have one guy in junior high who tried to start shit with me, which stopped when I pushed him down a flight of stairs. Looking back, probably not the best thing to do, but it worked.
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Beating hobos,whores an clowns is so enjoyable. Nothing like throwing a whore through glass and see her smash her face in a washer.
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>>259711854
In grade 2 some kid choked me and I told the principal. In grade 7 I punched some girl in the tits. That is the whole of my childhood fighting experience.
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>>259683295
thanks a lot TYOC
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>>259692075
>god-tier combat

Looks retarded as shit. Also furry.
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>>259714387
Believe it or not, there's a pretty big difference between something with animals in it and something with furries in it, though I'm sure a furry-fag like yourself probably won't care what the difference is.

The combat in that game's pretty sweet, probably not for casuals. I'd recommend you avoid it.
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>>259692075
>implying it will ever be finished
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>>259711854

>tfw tormented by a group of about 10 kids at age 6 until I busted their "leader's" head open on concrete playground (white trash ghetto fag here)
>tfw that didn't stop it, just fought from kindergarten to 4th grade
>Somewhere in this period of time got mauled by a pitbull
>tfw moved schools in 4th grade, parents thinking things would be different
>tfw even more fights until high school
>tfw less fights in high school, but less fair
>tfw jumped on walk home numerous times
>tfw after high school fighting had become second nature to me so a few friends and I just fought eachother for no goddamn reason
>Didn't watch Fight Club until age 22
>tfw ~3 dozen disfiguring scars literally from head to toe from rocks, nails, boards, teeth, pavement, fists, boots, etc
>tfw finally have reputation around town to not be fucked with because I just don't stay down, and get opponents worse than they get me

Only had my ass utterly kicked a few times, where I was literally begging for mercy a time or three. Most recent time the guy was ex military.

He knocked me out, beat me awake, knocked me out again, beat me awake again, and almost collapsed my throat. Had this crazy eye for a few months after where half the white of my eye was pure red from blood.

>tfw regular anons won't believe this
>tfw I'm glad you don't because it means you haven't had to go through the shit
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>>259707686
This guy gets it. Game is terrific. But some parts are difficult due to finicky mechanics.
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>>259706881
SRW has some of the greatest animations.
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>>259692075
game needs a lot of work still if you ask me. way to much kicking and what not

I also feel its way way to floaty but it makes sense because their rabbits.
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Dark Messiah
Jedi Outcast/Academy
Devil May Cry 3/4
Godhand
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This thread is equal parts edge and vidya. Quick, someone recommend me a good beat em up
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>>259715397
White trash ghetto fag as in /v/'s use of fag to just denote you're a part of a group, or as in gay? I'd believe it if you were gay, not so much if you were just white trash.
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>>259716980
Def jam vendetta
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>>259710329

>Not fucking all the bullies at your school and letting them take turns with your boipussy virginity in exchange for your safety

I fucked all the guys at my school but a select few insisted on my giving handjobs in addition to the normal fuck so it was only slightly tedious
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>F3 + toribash
>0 results

the fuck is wrong with you niggers
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>>259718779
When giving lies about yourself, it's good to make them somewhat believable.
>I fucked all the guys at my school
Literally did not happen.
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>>259706927
>tfw none of this really happened
>tfw two 12 year olds had their heads down fists closed and bent backwards were wildly swing at eachother
>tfw thats how any of us fuckers would fight/have fought
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>>259719318

Alright you got me I obviously didn't fuck all the guys at school, just the ones that were bullying me (which was about like 5-6 dudes)
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>>259719581
No one believes you.
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>>259682591
>Lord forgive his soul for it's clobberin time.
hhhhhhhhhhhhhe
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>>259677246
/thread
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>ctrl+f
>no Virtua Fighter
plebs
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>>259690241
I chuckled.
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>>259682886
Love the "I climbed mt druitt" shirt
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>>259700173
>>259703869
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>>259698527
Ain't this the dude who does the failed rap in the pink suit?
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Resident Evil 6
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>>259712546
Swan (The Warriors) vs Alex (Clock work orange) who would win and why
my money is on Swan
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Only time I got bullied I ended up choking that faggot unconscious. Needless to say he stopped slapping books out of my hand. Only problem then was that girls thought I was crazy.
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>>259677246
WEEEEEE-HHH-EEELLLL

WELL IT'S THE BIG SHOW
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>>259723520
chicks like crazy
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>>259677246
BAWW GAWD, KING
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>>259684561
its superior to casual sex
are you casual?
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>>259719319
>mfw this actually happened exactly like this because my folks drilled into me how to fight from a young age because I was soft hearted.
>mfw they sent me to martial arts to learn how to defend myself, and not to something like tae kwan do, no it was a mixed martial art school with a mixture of kick boxing, kung fu, and karate.
>mfw they got my uncle to teach me on top of that.
All this came from paranoia as my mother got the shit kicked out of her when she was a kid for years because she grew up in redneck Canada. Believe it or not I knew how to fight and still do.
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>>259683558
When videogames fun tends to good
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>>259727191
>all these people making up stories on 4chan
i dont get it
they realise this isn't reddit, right?
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>>259680657
fuck you, sleeping dogs was pretty fucking great
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>>259727768
I have no reason to lie man. It's anonymous, I gain nothing from lying.
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>>259727957
exactly
which is why i dont understand why you are

fat 12 y/os dont make for good fighters, your story makes no sense at all
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>>259707686
Really? Because I fucking love God Hand
I watched a review of Breakdown and people say it gets repetitive and the combat is a mess. But I've always considered getting it for my Xbox hueg. Only costs like $5 online anyway.
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> Get punked on in middle school because I was going through that weeb phase
> Come high school I decide enough is enough
> People try to fuck with me and I call them on their shit
> Get in fights all the time
> Surprisingly I win the majority of my fights, the only ones I lost were ones against dudes that were twice my size
> Dont give a fuck
> People stop fucking with me before the end of Sophmore year
>Eventually lose fear of fighting
Surprisingly I became friends with a lot of the people who's ass I kicked and got my ass kicked from.
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>>259728186
The difference was I was the chubby kid that would move onto playing sports like rugby. I was always quite strong. And I really do much in the way of punching all I did was slam him into the wall twice and then toss him. People do wild things when they're pissed brah.
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>>259679175
Asians are such bad asses.
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>>259689869
Yea anon "what i should have done" but specially the ideal "what i should have said" come after the heat of things but when youre still really pissed off
I feel your pain
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>>259680684
>/v/ will never appreciate this game and just calls it guacamaymay
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>>259679974
>europoors
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>>259728471
You're a born scrapper. A survival instinct. Good man, spread those genes. One day we might need them.
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>>259680684
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>>259711854
Been only on 2, won the first one, lost second.
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>>259706542
>wheelchair for 6 years
That'll teach him!
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>>259710459
>Punch someone in the groin.
>It explodes.
>Can gouge people's eyes out and see them wandering around the terrain blind.
>You can also be gouged and continue playing your character and be a blind fighter.
>You can strangle someone to death, decapitate their head, and use it as a bashing weapon.
>You can grab a hold of someone's limb or body part like their nose and pull it right off their body and amputating it

Ah Dwarf Fortress. No game will ever be this amazing.
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>>259733107
too bad is not a fucking "game" and what you just described is just in text form you retard
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>>259733263

You're not allowed to post on 4chan if you're under 18. Please stop posting now.
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>>259702167
Get out of here Xer0
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>>259723486
Not betting for swan would be throwing your money away, he's the more calculated fighter, bound to win.
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>>259692846
Except Bloody Roar?
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>>259737149
>lightskin nigga on the rise wat we gon do

my goddamn sides
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>>259681865
>>259682601
>>259682847
>>259683050

Mah niggas
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>>259686442
nigga if you think imma read all that you got another thing comin
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>>259677953
>>259727903
>>259683295
Sleeping Dogs was a fun game, but the melee combat was far from good. All you had to do was mash Y and you'd win- you can't even say that of Arkham.
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>>259697230
He was bullying that kid. First time he fought back.
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>>259702042
Ostensibly he was just another student though. You can hardly expect some random kid to take that kind of responsibility, especially when it's clear no one will protect them from any backlash.
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>>259707686
I talk about it from time to time. I agree it's one of the best xbox vidja, hell vidja period i've played. It's also buggy as shit and at certain moments hair-pullingly frustrating. Still, if you can get past its faults its a really great game.
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>>259681121
holy shit it's fat albert
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ninja gaiden
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>>259748518
hey hey hey!
I've had enough of your shit!
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>>259698347
*nods respectively*
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>4TH grade
>Be a small weak pussy
>Get picked on a lot, but mostly verbal shit and classmates acting like dicks.
>One guy, one year older than me have lately started to fuck with me. Walking over to my class and pushing me around, jelling shit at me and following me after school jelling abuse at.
>At gym class when I see him walking by I get the brilliant idea to flip him of.
>And as you might expect, at the local after school meeting area he and one of his friend are waiting for me
>But for once I'm not alone, next to me is one of my few friends. A big as fuck but passive nice guy.
>He blocks the door and I just go berserk and jump on him.

It all ended with him jumping out an open window. Didn't hear anything from him after that and I moved at the end of the year. But that was truly my greatest moment.
To bad I sufferd shit at my next school as well, but I guess I was just weird when I was younger.
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>ctrl+f doom
>0 results
Disappointing.
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>>259689165
>someone out there thinks this shit is fun.
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>ctrl-f
>no one has said Ico

Ico has the best melee combat OP, you should play it for that reason alone
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