Can we play some Orange Juice?
I hope all the hate boner threads don't stop /v/ senpai from noticing this thread
why is tomomo such a bullshitting faggot
Never played before. Heard there were bunny girls to play as but I guess I gotta unlock them first.
Should I be practicing with CPUs before playing online?
Most tense 15 minutes of the day, that faggot peat had everything he needed to win while i was still lv4 being bullied by poppo
I rose up, killed the boss, got all stars i needed, leveled up, used cards to bully peat from afar and hold him as much as possible and managed to reach home one turn before he could, meanwhile poppo was eating all my stars and merc somehow went from level3 to 5 and got a truckload of stars from beating peat once
QP is pretty damn good though all things considered
Especially her hyper, since it's battle
She is one of the best at grinding out the singleplayer too, due to how little you have to think while playing
i just finished the first campaign with her.
i got lucky and got her hyper twice while Poppo kept hitting my pudding cards.
all things considered i guess, but her stats are pretty horrible, kept getting Yuki'd. but Yuki kept getting bossed around, so it worked in the end.
>Guy picks Tomomo
>constantly shittalks the entire match
>Map with regenerating health
>Leader picks Poppo or Fernet
>3 people, on the same boss block, 3 blocks from me
Everything went better than expected.
Not sure what happened, but everyone left the game I was in one after another.
How come whenever someone posts a screen cap from the end of a game, there's like 1000+ stars spread among all the players almost all the time? Usually when I play with friends, the game ends with one person at 200+ and everyone else way below that.
what am i doing with my life
What the fuck are you talking about? Emoticons have never been tolerate here, and the type of weeaboo you're talking about belongs on MAL and Tumblr, not fucking 4chan. Get the fuck out.
What, do you think I'm a newfriend just because I want to fuck Nonon?
Listen up weeb, I've been here for almost a year. I've seen shit and I know how it used to be. So don't mock me, I know way more than you could imagine. I said: Get. The. Fuck. Out.
I cant draw shit, but I wanted to draw Poppo.
Thanks for not being one of those tards that shitposts about KLK every time it is mentioned just because they have a hateboner for the dumblr fanbase or whatever.
>Crown Princess !Otakuk2mzg
Why am I not fucking surprised? Get the fuck out, Ohrami, nobody thinks you're funny.
Blue Crow the Second
x16 Big Rocket
Present for You
>aka Sunny, Ohrami, and Princess
Why won't you stop fucking plaguing this game and its threads? It's been going on for weeks now, go find something else to do you insufferable shitstain.
>Suddenly everybody disconnects.
>people joining as spectators to literally bully
>no way to kick spectators
You know this entire bully thing is a joke, right?
Why aren't you looking for a lobby to play in instead of boosting your ego, you silly nugget?
>Actually confusing me with other people now
Oh god, you're fucking retarded and it's hilarious. Keep talking about how I'm apparently this person named Ohrami who I've never seen before.
>been doing this shit for weeks
Funny, as I only started partaking in the /v/ threads two days ago. But, whatever, there's no point in arguing with people this idiotic because under the guise of anonymity they'll never admit they're wrong as there's no reason to.
I specifically took my trip off for this thread, and after this post I'm taking it back off again. Stop bitching, and stop accusing, you massive fucking loser.
>Mfw I main Marc
>Mfw poppo fags think I'm scared of their shit ass Obiquitous.
>Mfw all that salt when killing them with 300+ stars
Where my aviator niggas at?
Have you ever heard of Big Magnum?
>You're fucking retarded
>starts three different campaigns to unlock characters instead of actually playing the game
You have no right to talk.
>Funny, as I only started partaking in the /v/ threads two days ago.
Don't lie to me, you little shit.
>massive fucking loser
I don't want to hear that from a furfag that ERPs on Steam and watches My Little Pony.
>tfw orbital striking niggas with full health for 2 wins
You haven't realized why I am here yet, right? After signing up I too realized how shit the German Touhou fandom is and had to leave. Now stop shitting up this thread, holy fucking dogshit.
>tfw first trying Tomomo Hell with Marc
Marc truly best and strongest Orange.
I stopped posting here: >>258903143
No idea who the other guy is but if he's willing to chase Sunny out then I have no qualms with him.
Please don't misuse the surprise box function; also go back to your shitheap, you're just making things worse over here instead.
Ohrami, Taro, Sunny?
Orange DLC characters confirmed?
I got one even better.
Joined a lobby named perusona, password is rage. Enter and 2 guys ask me how I got it. Turns out they have no idea what /v/ is and they just used rage, cause that's what fits this game well.
We really should start using a different password, I'm honestly starting to think people who aren't from /v/ are joining the lobbies with all the memespouting and emoticons I've been seeing over the past few days.
Someone probably thought it would be funny to post the password in the forums or something.
Characters from the manga are not OCs, you dingus
That because her dice is rigged
>In the final campaign missions on each character's route, Tomomo's rolls are rigged to have higher chances of rolling high numbers such as 5s and 6s.
100% Sodium crashed, I'm sorry guys. I'm done for tonight though, good games.
Are you a bad enough dude to steal QP's pudding and anger her?
>be player one
>roll a 6
>land on another player's home
>roll a 6
Damn, I wanted that boss' ass.
Well, it was fun while it lasted, especially getting repeatedly raped by cats.
Anon, I am sorry to tell you, but your secondary taste is
still acceptable. Remilia is cute.
SOME FAGGOT'S TIER LIST OF BEST CHARACTERS:
BRETTY GUD TIER:
I LIKE THEM EVEN IF THEY SUCK TIER:
ALWAYS BULLY TIER:
IF I DIDN'T LIST SOMEBODY THEY ARE JUST THAT FUCKING FORGETTABLE
I dunno why, but it just werks
They suddenly become retarded when they have to fight a Poppo. I'm typing this after killing a Tomomo on my second try, she didn't even reach lvl 4
>figure I'm gonna smash this faggot with 3 HP
>Blue Crow has me on my knees begging forgiveness
>last scenario, kai's
>get to final boss
>she basically says she created Kai to be the most boring generic fuck ever so she could stand out
>even outright says he's male because then people would care about him less than they do the girls
Okay. I'm 20-something turns into a game. Loosely speaking, I have a general idea of the rules, what squares do, how battles work, and that I'm losing.
So let me try this again; is there anything I should know? I've played my share of weeb games and I know things can end up horribly imbalanced (take defence in Disgaea, which is completely fucking useless). Are there any useless characters/cards, or ones I should get to save myself headaches? Things like that.
It's 20% a strategy game. Make your own strategy to win.
Bear in mind your deck is shared, everyone's deck cards are shuffled in the middle of the map, and you draw them. So yeah, take that in mind when you build you're le deck.
Everyone always loses in their first match. Increase the speed to 4, and once you get the grasps of the game, press control+shift to increase the speed even further.
The game has a literal manual if you feel you need to know more than this.
Oh, that Yuki is about to win
Worked well for me. Nobody cares about you when you play as Kai.
Brought me lots of victories because people realized too late that i got enough stars to roll into win.
>tfw playing as Fernet on a Regeneration map
>other players can't coordinate their efforts to bully me
>4th norma before Marc even gets 1 norma
>pudding in hand
>Hime rolls a 7, I defend with 3 and get knocked down to 1 hp
>QP 2 spaces behind
>I get hit with Big rocket, killing me
>I still have all my stars instead of QP killing me for them
>over 200 stars, 6 spaces from home, full health
>Marc comes from behind, fights me at 2 hp
>Rolls 7, I defend with 3
>I roll 5, Marc defends with 2
>Regeneration kicks in next turn
>roll 1s and 2s to victory
feels good man
I'm playing the campaign right now,
and she just won.
>people actually put trash like Flip Out in their decks
>there are people that put Gift Exchange in their deck
Whoever you are, fuck you.
Bringing 100% Sodium back to life, come play nerds.
It really pisses me off when people use the same girl as me
Who is the least popular character so I can get good with her?
>tfw finally beating every extra scenario and being done with singleplayer for good
Any rooms up?
Everybody uses Suguri, Yuki or Poppo because they're actually good.
Keep crying bitch nigga.
>mfw when I win multiple times with a less used character.
The win feels even better that way.
>someone uses Yuki
>always rolls a 4 or 5 for defense
>always catches people escaping even if they use dash
I don't know what the hell it is, that gun bitch always seems to get good rolls when I'm in the game, whether I'm playing her or not.
Yuki or Tomomo in super all out mode using a gift exchanged accelerate and then blue crow the second with three cards still in hand(4th card from a charity map doesn't get discarded until end of turn) in battle against a failed evade.
>Get the drop on a low HP Yuki
>Roll a 2 on attack
>nobody uses fernet
Only OJ worth playing son
>at full hp with yuki
>someone attacks me
>ever fighting fernet
Has a attack oriented character I say, fuck you.
She has higher chances of fucking you up than viceversa.
Attacking her is dumb. Just leave her alone and hope for the best.
>you can choose to:
>1. attack her and cause her 1 damage, while risking getting hammered to 1 HP with a 5 or 4 from her
>2. leave her alone and use your attacks on someone that doesn't have 6 HP
Not to mention she wants you to get hurt so she can air strike you.
It's always a sadistic choice but two people tag-teaming Fernet consistently can really drop her out of the race when she finally gets killed. I'm usually Fernet in games, and I feel tension whenever two other players agree to target me because if I don't manage to mess up their rhythm and get away from the two people on my tail, I'll be whittled down and unable to recover.
That's the one piece of brilliance they have.
Otherwise, it's just
>Accelerate to stop at home 2 spaces away
>Fernet at max health using Rainbow Colored Circle
>Passing by a 1 hp Yuki
>Challenging everyone as Aru
>I'm On Fire against a boss at full health
Hosting this lobby again, all maps, etc.
This game is one of the worst cases of buyer's remorse I've had in my entire life. The whole game is chance-based, there is literally no way to influence anything that happens in the game. You might as well just go play roulette, it's basically the same fucking thing.
under the icon is a weird colourd clover leaf thingy.
Also there is a bug. If you play in singleplayer, select a character and change colour, then play the game and after the round, change characters again, you can fuck with the next characters colour palette.
got a Black QP this way
lets get the loli rolling
Too bad he couldn't make it 401 wins :^)
>Not playing 200% Mixed Juice
Come on guys