Why is it that Flandre can't go outside?

She is too cute.

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Because she's a mentally stunted 495 year old with the mentality and body of a 9 year old while having the power to

>DESTROY EVERYTHING AND ANYTHING

>>258850919
but she can control it. she could just not kill everything.

>>258851631
That's what I'm asking. Why does she not go outside?

>>258851312
I dunn what kinda 9 year old girls you know but all the 9 year old girls I know would instantly destroy everything if they were given the power t do so.

>>258851631
S'cool.

>>258852454
She's not 9, she's 495 years old.

>>258852624
Yeah I don't care what you think about her body I'm just saying her mentality isn't comparable to the 9 year old girls you know.

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Because

Flandre can destroy anything she wants, which is truly a frightening ability with no real weaknesses. By moving the "eye" of the object, where the tension is highest, and by attacking this eye, she is able to destroy the target. She is able to move the "eye" of. anything into the middle of her hand, then she pours her power into it or in other words, she crushes the "eye" and unconditionally destroys the target with just a squeeze.She states that everything has an "eye" and that she has those "eyes" in her hand. She destroyed a meteor with a single hand and without touching it, where Flandre stated that she "went squeeze and it went boom.

>>258852793
why can't she destroy whatever is keeping her inside?

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>>258852286
Yes. Let it all burn. Let the world shake in its boots! The wielder of Laevatein shall usher in the Ragnar?k!

>>258852882
She's gay for her sister and she stays inside because of her.

>>258852882
She has a lot of respect for her older sister

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Because the outside sucks, she'd rather stay inside and play vidya gaems all day erryday
Also, fuck Remi, the bitch grounded me for 500 years
Who the fuck even does that

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>>258850919
>You will never be a mentally stunted immortal with the mentality and body of a 9 year old girl while also having the power to destroy everything and anything, who gets to stay inside forever
>You will always be a mentally stunted average age year old with a body to match and no power whatsoever

>>258853660
god is truly evil.

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Whoa are we really having a real discussion about Flandre on /v/. What the fug man are you all high or something, cheeses man.

I want to ____ Flandre!

>>258854049
be

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>>258854005
>wed

did.. did you say.. wed?

Because jealous oneechan

All this shit about flandre reads like badly done fanfiction, no wonder people who don't play touhou like her.

>>258852927
THE MOST EXCITING TIME OF THE DAY HAS FLANALLY COME

>>258854549
It's ZUN confirmed

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>>258854665

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>>258854665

>>258853006
That didnt stop her from shittalking remilia to the tengu newspapers

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>>258855169
I miss old /jp/

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>>258855448
Man, out of all boards, /jp/ still changes the least.

>>258850484
She's very powerful and emotionally unstable so she's kept inside for both her own safety and everyone else's.

someone post the run one

>>258855386
Remilia's power really isn't all that impressive. She just sees that something happens, and then she says, "See that? I fated that to happen".

It's finally happened. /v/ is becoming /jp/, god help us all

go back to /jp/

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>>258856786

>>258851631

Welp, time to dig that album out of the loft and listen to it again.

>>258857206
are those nipples in the second panel

>>258857206
m-more? im stuttering here

>>258857206
>peeping on your daughter
shame on you /v/

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>>258857438

so what will happen to /jp/ when kancolle takes over touhou and no one in japan gives a shit about it anymore

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Reimu is cute!

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>>258857765
>when kancolle takes over touhou and no one in japan gives a shit about it anymore

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>>258857765
>kancolle
Why do people even LIKE this garbage. The thing is a fucking MOBILE GAME. WHAT THE FUCK MAN.

>>258850919

This. She likely doesn't even know that she's been fed human flesh by her big sis over the past centuries. She likely doesn't even know that she's not really human anymore.

>>258850484
Same reason any olde aristocratic family would keep their retards locked in the attic, tower, or basement:

To keep the world from knowing about them, and to keep the retard from going on a stupidity-influenced murder spree.

And yes, Flandre is a retard. She cannot feed herself, and has no concept of reality around her.

>>258858069
Grindy fapbait.
Now add microtransactions to that
A fucking gold mine

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>>258857765
KanColle is a flash in the pan.
ZUN will continue to make Touhou games, even if he loses his fans. He loves making Touhou that much. And as long as new Touhou stuff keeps coming out, the fandom will never really diminish.
Hell, it's practically a religion, I wouldn't be surprised if the Touhou fandom outlived it's creator.

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>2hu is now digital

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>>258857749
good comic. funny.

>>258859295
they should sell touhou games at ebgames, i would buy them.

>>258859295
why is 2hu reclining?

>>258860273
Not enough wan wan

>>258860273
Because she's tired of the world's shit and just wants to take it easy.

>>258860273
once you worked hard enough, you can sit back and relax.

>>258850484

>Being a fucking secondary

She goes outside and destroys a meteor in one of the mangas faggot

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>>258855169

>>258858604

What if ZUNs son continues making the games after ZUN dies and they all are ten times better than all of the ones ZUN made?

>>258861402
>Implying a Half Human/Youkai Liver can chug down all the beer that ZUN consumes to make 2hu
I'd still love to see if his son picks up an interest for awhile, hell the kid might even get to make a 2hu or two for his old man

>>258861402
What if ZUN's son is like "sorry dad, fuck touhou, I'm going to be a DJ"

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>>258861402
The catch is, most of the main characters get married to some handsome men and have children. Said children are now the protagonists of ZUN's son's games.

>>258850484
Because she's mentally unstable. Which may or may not be because of being practically locked up for hundreds of years but still, unstable.

>>258856104
Pretty sure it's implied Remilia is in fact not in control of her powers, at least not in a way that's reliable for her. If it was it would be impossible for her to lose as it's essentially S in Luck where everything would go her way, always.

>>258862068

That's like saying Yukari shouldn't lose ever because her powers have limitless potential

>>258862930
Really, without detailed explanation we're stuck guessing just how powerful a 2hu can be.

>>258861698
What if he sold the rights after ZUN passes on?

>>258850919
Don't forget that she can also make copies of herself that have the same firepower.

Remi does the world a favor by keeping a monster like her locked away.

>>258862930
Yukari is however known to be a goddamn lazy as fuck slacker and loves to fuck with people for the sake of fucking with them.
Also there's what >>258863143 says.

>>258860875
>one of the manga
Bohemian Archive in Japanese Red isn't a manga you fucking secondary faggot.

>>258863553
Speaking of Manga I loved how in Inaba Reisen snuck out of the party at the SDM and was chased around by Flan who spurgged out for no reason.

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>>258863553

>Implying I am a secondary faggot

What am i supposed to call it then?

Just a book?

>>258864397
Yes, BAiJR, PMiSS, tGoM, and SoPM are all books.
Fanbooks actually, though I have no idea why they're called that when they're official material.

>>258864982
Made "for" fans. Lots of eroge f.ex. get official fan disks.

How come everyone's been throwing around "Secondary" as an insult recently?

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>>258867487
>Recently
Are you new?

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>>258867487
>Recently
Secondaries have been around for ages, Anon.

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>>258867487
Secondary scum

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Good morning.

Daily reminder that SakuRin is perfect.

Some SakuRin reading essentials


http://danbooru.donmai.us/pools/4019

http://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/615715?tags=parent%3A615715

http://danbooru.donmai.us/pools/4050

http://danbooru.donmai.us/pools/3181

http://danbooru.donmai.us/pools/2045

http://danbooru.donmai.us/pools/1786

http://danbooru.donmai.us/pools/1483

http://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/1493963?tags=morichika_rinnosuke+izayoi_sakuya


http://danbooru.donmai.us/pools/1911

http://danbooru.donmai.us/pools/5392

http://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/987072

http://danbooru.donmai.us/pools/3293

http://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/400560?tags=asamura_hiori+izayoi_sakuya

http://danbooru.donmai.us/pools/7787

http://danbooru.donmai.us/pools/6173 (Warning NSFW)

http://danbooru.donmai.us/pools/7452


http://danbooru.donmai.us/pools/8528

You're welcome!

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>>258869254
>shipping
Retard alert

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>>258869636
sup newfag

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Remember

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>>258869829
>still shipping

>>258870169
plz no

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>>258869254
That's a /jp/ tier post right there.

>>258867789
>>258867816
It's true though, people have been using it as an insult much more often than normal. I don't even think half of the people who say it know what it means.

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She'd cause Third Impact.

>>258872193

Is this a "subtle" >>>/jp/ post?

>>258872549

A few months ago I almost never saw people say secondary in these threads

>>258873008
I really need to start playing that game (games?).

Satori, Koishi and their pets are the best.

>>258873303
I think there are three now, and two translated.

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>>258873462
Chireiden crew best crew.

>>258869829

>shipping

>>258874118
Satori, Utsuho for Hopeless Masquerade update when?

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>>258875973
okuu already was in soku, and satori is just too close to koishi. And dont even dare touch dancing orin, she's glorious. I'd be up for yuugi wrecking shit though

Does datRemiliagame have an extra?

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>>258855448

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The fire rises.

>>258878587

>Her eyes show emotion

0/10

Yukari and Yuuka are easily the most delicious touhous

prove me wrong, fargots

>>258878830
They look pretty dead to me. Also Payne did show emotion.

>>258857801

>queen liz silently judges

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>>258877187
In terms of powers, though, they're pretty radically different. Yeah, they're both "mind" powers, but Satori has the ability to copy abilities that her opponent has seen before; she's to insular to have much of a motive to join, mind, but the problem doesn't lie with the mechanics or a similarity with Koishi, I feel.

>>258862930

Yukari literally CHOOSES when to lose in order to preserve the suspense of the story. All the world is a stage, and she is an actor.

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>>258881068
There's already a copying power

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Why is Flan pissed off?

>>258873959
One translated. The second game's translation project is dead last I checked. It was giving too much of a hassle that people just kinda gave up.

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>>258882813
Because she's not best touhou.

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>>258857749
MARIO IS A NIGGER

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Tell me about the dog, why does he jump through the hoops.

Reminder to report and hide any momijposters.
Momiji and momijiposters are the awooooorst.
Stop the awoooooooopocalypse.

>>258855541
So it's always been slow and full of passive agressive anons who constantly spam unfunny /jp/ memes?

>>258882148
>>258881068
I think there's a differance on how both Satori and Mamizou use copy powers.

Mamizou copies her target, while Satori uses spellcards that her target has encountered. Like she used Kaguya's spellcard for Aya or whoever reimu/marisa teamed up with in SA.

Also Another key difference, from what I've played as Koishi, is that her moves are set up automatically because of her subconsious schtick. I can easily see Satori as a more 'direct' version.

>>258888794
No. It used to have posters who contributed. But they all left over the years due to rampant shitposting. And shitposting is all what remained on /jp/ to this day.

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>>258889974
>But they all left over the years due to rampant shitposting.
Wrong. They all killed themselves.

>>258890148
Prove it.

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>>258890373
All good anons go to /jp/ to eventually die and go to Gensokyo.

>>258890494
I wonder if someone tried that. There must've been at least one person.

>>258890494
>Falling for Yukari's bait
Those fools

>>258890494
Does that picture really work? Has someone tried it who can confirm?

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>>258891080
It creates mustard gas that will kill you, yes.

>>258891080
It works wonders! I'm employed at the Scarlet Devil Mansion now and am writing from a computer the head maid got from the Kourin shop. I'll be accompanying Meiling at the front gate today while waiting for you if you decide to come join us!

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>>258891574

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>>258890494
>>258890982

>>258857801
Reimu is a fucking racist.

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>>258892659
Depends on how you look at it.

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>>258853407

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Teacher!!!

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Discuss

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>>258850484
She can destroy anything and everything but she's too immature to realize it.

So i did all that portal stuff and now all i see are trees. Lots of trees. Feels like the middle of goddamn nowhere.

As for this post, somehow there's a signal my phone's picking up, i don't know. I'll say magic and be done with it.

Now what the fuck do i do?

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>>258894838

>>258877774
brb rewatching code geass r2

>>258895447
find a silly hat and shoot little girls

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>>258895447
Try to find the human village.
Oh, and stay away from pic related, contrary to what some people say, she does not love you so much as she loves how you taste.

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>I'll never comb a kitsune's tail
well time to prepare that portal

>>258895803
Stay away from any youkai, you mean.

>>258896053
Well some won't mess with you unless you mess with them first, but don't go assuming that's that standard.

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>>258877774
That image dated but disturbingly accurate.
Thank god all the NEET shit left.

>>258896383
Really? Does this mean /jp/ is good now?

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>>258896367
Not outsiders; outsiders are open season, as it were. Free game.

>>258896612
Depends, do you like ironic memes?

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>>258895972

>>258896739
No. I haven't been on /jp/ since the janitor tried to salvage the board by leaving only the front page, but I see that nothing has changed.

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>>258896053
I might think that twice

>>258895803

Easier said than done for both things, everything looks the same.

Well the mushrooms are different atleast. Plenty of those around. Other than that, just more trees.

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Would you pet a Rumia?

>>258897023
If you want to make way to the portal easier then you are doing a damn good job.

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>>258897437
Probably not.

>>258897437
No, she'd bite my arm off.

>>258897437
Only if I was a youkai

>>258898014
Practice magic.

>>258898124
how do you do that? except of smoking a joint of course

>>258897235
>boy
>in gensokyo
What

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>>258898632
There's a handful.
Hell, even one of the moonbitches is married.

>2hu thread on /v/
>no discussion of gameplay

I want secondaries to leave.

>>258898992
Both are, as I recalled.

>>258899015
SA is bullshit.

>>258899015

What is there to discuss? Which game had the best mechanic introduced?

Actually let's try that.

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>>258898632

>>258895387

Flandre understands exactly what she can do, she just lacks empathy or any kind of ability to appreciate the long term consequences of her actions

>>258899261
HM.

Flandre is the Hulk if the Hulk were a magical flying loli vampire

>>258898992
I just assumed that she was gay married to another girl. That must be legal in Gensokyo.

Will there ever be a Touhouvania 3?

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>>258898632
he's lost

>>258899726
Both Warasukis are married to one of Erin's grandnephews.

/jp/ what are you doing here

>>258900163
I like the one where Suwako fucked that kid because she was jealous of Cirno.

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>>258898992
So is Seiga

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>>258900598
You're talking about "Gary Stu and that one time he fucked literally everybody within a 5 mile radius of him", right?

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>>258900618
Really?
Hmm, I'll have to look that up.

>>258900827
I think it's been a while since I read it.

How exactly does one become employed at the Scarlet Devil Mansion?

>>258901015
First you must: >>258900404

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>>258901015
It must be pretty easy, considering they hired a lazy idiot to guard the gate.

>>258900158
No. All the plot points left from the first game were resolved in the sequel.

>>258901015
sucking a lot of dick.
Specifically, Sakuya.

>>258901390
Sucking Sakuya's dick?

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>>258900404
ahaha
fuck ;_;

>>258901015

Would you seriously want that?

What possible benefits would come of it instead of finding your own lot in life?

>>258901015
You better be a hot-blooded individual if you want to work inside the mansion.

>>258901679
Would you seriously want to continue working for your current boss, assuming you have one, instead of working for Remilia-sama?

>>258901679
The only thing I can see is hanging out with Meiling; which you can do without getting employed there anyways.
Maybe getting access to the library? You could probably learn magic there. Maybe even learn how to become a magician youkai and extend your lifespan and hopefully become a little girl too.

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>>258901324
Do you need another ass whooping, bitch fish?

>>258901015
I'd rather Chireiden.

why are they all shotacons? when they aren't futa raping yommu they are raping little boys

>>258901570
Why else do you think she likes china?

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>>258901015
They will take literally anyone

>Meiling can't guard for shit anyone worth guarding, basically becomes an entertainer later since all she can do is beat humans in martial arts
>Hundred of fairy maids who are so incompetent that do more harm than good, Sakuya have to work for all of them.
>Disgusting hobgoblins who main use is basically make porn doujins of SDM
>Pretty sure the three fairies worked there for a while

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>Your favorite 2hu will never come back
>They will forever be "that one boss in that one game" and will only ever be officially known for that
At least it's not PC-98

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>>258902209
heh

>>258902714
How does it feel to be responsible for 95% of all Rumia posts on /v/?

>>258902635
Isn't her sack full of goblins now ?

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Please.
There are plenty of others around, they either lurk or don't always post with Rumia.

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>>258902868
She would feed you to the Youkai anyways.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mmax3yEZX58
>mfw

>>258903068
Meant for
>>258902903

>>258903068
That's why I said 95%, those other guys are the 5%.

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I like Magical Anatomy.

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>>258870169
cutest shit i ever read/watched

>>258903540

>anatomy

How did I manage that, Magical Astronomy.
Izanagi Object is good too.

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GUYS FOR A FUCKS SAKE LISTEN TO HERE.

I took my sleeping pills and now strange things are happening. I was reading this >>258902868 doujin and it started to move, LITERALY FUCKING MOVED.
I'm not even.

like it was a gif the characters started moving holy shit they are doing it again.

>>258870169
>>258903557
It wasnt, i didn't think it was really cute or anything at all, 0/10 didnt even feel.

>>258903839
Yukari's coming, Anon.
Brace yourself.

>>258872193
>/z/

everytime

>>258903839

You're opening a portal, friend.

I suggest taking more and try to stablize it!

>>258903839
Quick start reading all of the doujin before you pass out. Time to get spirited away!

>>258903839
You're not reading a doujin, anon. That was them. You're traveling through the portal now. You should be there soon.

>>258903839
Join the Sealing Club!

Alternativly, put in a good word for us with Yukari-sama.

>>258899379
jumping downwards is hardly a good mechanic

>>258903839

I hope you get a better starting point than i did, i'm still fucking lost in what i can only assume is miles of forest.

Anyone got a suggestion on how i can figure out where exactly this even is? It's just trees and mushrooms with the occasional shuffling sound. Probably just some forest animal.

>>258898992
But they're on the moon, not Gensokyo.

>>258903915
I hope you're not baiting.

>>258904621
AND ANON WAS NEVER HEARD FROM AGAIN

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>>258904621
That was no animal.
Fly, you fool!

>>258903954
>>258904048
>>258904051
look I started out this as joke, but now I'm super fucking serious.

And always took the tables when I was in bed so I didn't noticed it. But now I took it ealrier so when I'll go to bad sleep immediately. But now it has some side-effect or something because I saw this >>258903194 and I enlarged this and she was tilting her head and looked like she was breathing. I'm not even making this up I fucking see this.

I type like a motherfucker because I dunno how much time i have before I pass out.

HOLY FUCK EVEN THE REPLY WINDOW DOES THIS, I'M DEAD FUCKING SERIOUS RIGHT NOW, I'M NOT EVEN JOKING

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Did anybody read the touhou manga?

>>258898124
>becoming a magician
>not a tengu, oni or even a satori

>>258905228
I'm also serious, Anon.
Yukari has chosen her next victim.
Just accept your fate as lunch for some Youkai.

>>258905245

Which one? SSIB? WHH? The Fairies one whose name I can't remember, Strange something Nature Diety?

>>258905318
>tengu
Good luck, Aya is a cunt.
>oni
they'd eat you
>Satori
Is that even possible?

>>258905452
at least how her your dick in protest

>>258905547
SSIB I gave up on reading because it wasn't that interesting. Should I finish it?

>>258905452
apart from 2hus I really feel damn fucked, everything on the monitor is moving randomly, head started to hurt.

>>258905245
I did

Inaba is great

>>258905840
yeah, has a decent plot

fuck moon bitches

>>258905849
get some sleep, anon

>>258905840
I liked it well enough, might as well finish it to say that you did read it. It's a bit of a slow start though, I will give you that.

>>258905318
>>not a tengu, oni or even a satori
I hope you like bloodbathes, I never read anything about humans turning into tengus or satoris. The only way to become an oni is to go full Khorne berserker.

>>258906158
gonna do that.
well I really feel dizzy even if it has just the side effect from a pill, I tried to make straight steps forward but I was unable to.
It felt really funny yet shocking.
I hope it'll be a time when I can open a real one...
bye thread it was a good experience overall.

>>258905318
You can't become any of those retard.

>>258905006

But i'm still here, friend.

>>258905040

What else could it be? Oh and thanks on the map, though even then i have little idea where i even am.

Also i can't fly.

>>258906760
There's always hoping that The Judge grants you Reincarnation and you end up a Youkai in Gensokyo if Wizardry or becoming some other kind of Youkai doesn't work.
Worst case scenario, you become a Nigger in Africa.

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>>258905245
Forbidden scrollery has really good art, i'm loving it. I read somewhere the artist is a high school girl. I hope is true. Plus it made me like akyuu, kosuzu a cute.

Kasen manga is interesting.
Inaba is fun but not exactly canon.
I read the one with the moonbitches just to see how shit they are. They aren't, they were just boring just like the story. Although the last chapters are fun.
Didn't bother with the fairies one.

>>258907283
>Worst case scenario, you become a Nigger in Africa.
Ebola-chan 2hu when?

>>258906850
>Also i can't fly.
It's an expression. I mean RUN NIGGA GET THE FUCK OUTTA THERE

>>258907470
Yamame already controls disease in general, so it might be unlikely.

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>>258907697
>implying the next incident won't be started by ebola-chan
>everyone getting sick
>even eirin can't cure this shit
>Patchouli dies

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>>258907697

>>258905245
I've read most of them, just not all the chapters of the ongoing ones.
I also bought SSiB to learn japanese.

>>258902635
Meiling is canonically a good guard, or at least good enough to keep out weaker youkai.
And the three fairies basically snuck in and stole some maid outfits.

>>258901015
They're pretty much always looking for more employees, since most humans are too afraid to go work there.

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>>258907336
>Inaba
Fuck, how could I have forgotten to mention that one. I fucking loved Inaba.

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You called?

>>258908359
>learn japanese
What other resources are you using?

>>258908459
yabadabadu

>>258908701
Tae Kim for grammar, Anki for remembering any kanji and vocab I come across, and a few other things here and there.

>>258908459
If I take off that hat will you die?

>>258905228 what are you taking i want some

>>258907654

10 minutes of running and i found something different! Not really sure why there's a big circle covered in markings on the ground, but it's new.

Anything significant?

>>258908906
You're pretty gutsy

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What a strange thread.
Half of you are RPing and the other half are having some /jp/-tier discussion.

>>258908184
Incidents can't be things that happen in the outside world, Ebola is alive and kicking.

Still brings the question why ZUN can't have a Human VS Yokai all out war because in the outside world Wars still exist, but can have a religious war, when there are still religious wars outside the border.

>>258909989
we are actually discussing touhou lore

well, there is the fag rping as if her was in gensokyo though

>>258909989
And I'm just sitting here hoping game discussion will eventually appear in light of this garbage.

>>258910273
what if zun makes an ebola youkai

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>>258908184
What the fuck did Patchy do to you?

>>258910382
Did you only play the STGs, or did you play the fighting games as well?

>>258910273
The U.S. and the Lunarians engaged in a "war" when Neil Armstrong and co. planted a flag on the Moon.

Everyone on the Moon died shortly after because of Neil's 42-inch dick, I think.

>>258850484
Because she is insane. The basement is her own little asylum. Her sister is her caretaker. Also, they do not enjoy the sun.

>>258910597
why some people say she's fat when in the game she said she was anemic?

>>258910764
Humans got beaten back to earth, and it wasn't in Gensokyo, either. After a while humans stop visiting the moon and the war stopped.

There were casualities, but it was only rabbits, that's why the princesses went to fight when reimu and others when they arrived.

>>258911068
Because Patchouli rhymes with Fatchouli.

>>258910620
I play both.

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>>258909989
Ok let's talk about the games

>First title you played
>Favourite titles and why
>Favourite shooting type
>Best spellcards

I'll start
SWR
PCB, PoFV, MoF becuase the nature theme and atmosphere
TD youmu
Patchy and Kaguya

>>258911214
but that's not even a real word

>>258911129
There was an actual war between the youkai and the Lunarians, but the humans (especially Reimu and co. since they weren't born/around yet) did not take part. The youkai forces were led by Yukari.

Princess Kaguya and Mokou no Fujiwara have been engaged in an endless battle to the death despite the two of them being completely immortal and unable to die due to the two having drank from the Hourai Elixir (thus erasing the concept of death concerning the two of them).

Mokou and Kaguya will be around long after reality itself is gone.

>>258911306
If you got to post those two, make it about hatred:
>Most hated title
>most hated music
>most hated boss

Ten desires, the spirit phase thing was retarded
First boss theme in PCB, ZUNpets overdose
Orin, I can't read her shit I'm trying to get gud

>>258911541
Lunarian v Yokai war was before the barrier, possibly before even Yuyuko was born.

Not sure how this denies the whole "human yokai war can't exist in gensokyo"

>>258910273
>Human VS Yokai all out war
If you honestly believe that could happen, you clearly don't understand the nature of Gensokyo, or the sort of relationship youkai and humans have within its boundaries.

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>>258911306
>8
>7 or 8, because they're the most atmospheric, had good characters and danmaku, as well as music.
>Forward Focus type, so usually ReimuB.
>Scarlet Meister, Ressurection Butterfly, Hourai Elixir, Divine Virtue of Wind God.

>>258911306
1. EoSD
2. Scarlet Weather Rhapsody and Phantasmagoria of the Flower View, for the gameplay and music respectively.
3. Hell if I can remember, I usually just play Reimu
4. That's tough. Off the top of my head, Meiling's "Wind Chime of Colorful Rainbow" has been my favorite, it just... really stuck with me. Simple, but elegent and colorful.

>>258911950
>ZUN in a Q&A said Human vs Yokai war could happen if wars became a myth in the outside world
>"you clearly don't understand the nature of Gensokyo"

alright, i guess. thanks anyways, ill try reading more doujins and become a fanon master like you.

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>>258911306
EoSD
SA, just because it has great music, atmosphere, spellcards, and general design.
Marisa A in UFO
Black Magic "Event Horizon"

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>>258911895
The humans would get absolutely wrecked if all of the youkai were to join forces and attack the Human Village. The humans in the Human Village may be descendents of youkai hunters, but many of their techniques have been lost due to the peace between the humans and the youkai. If humanity in Gensokyo was eradicated, it would also spell the end of the youkai there too since all youkai (and other paranormal entities) require faith to survive.

There is no point for a human-youkai war to ever occur unless the youkai were being systematically eradicated from the face of Gensokyo somehow.

>>258912564
Source?

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>>258911306
PCB
EoSD for its simplicity, music and characters, IN for its wide cast of playable characters and music
Pretty much any Marisa laser shottype
Tree-Ocean of Hourai

>>258911742
They don't hate each other.

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>>258911306

>EoSD
>PCB, best music and cherry blossoms
>Magic Missile Marisa in TH14

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>>258911306
EoSD.
SWR and UNL, I prefer fightan over shmups.
Either ReimuA or SakuyaA because I'm a scrub.
Anything by Patchouli.

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>>258893891
TWICE AS DEAD

Here's another question for you all : hardest/easiest boss for each stage ? Specify the difficulty, of course.

>>258912564
>ZUN in a Q&A said Human vs Yokai war could happen if wars became a myth in the outside world
Schlomo Shekelstein and Muhammed Al Jihad are keeping your waifus alive and healthy by killing eachother until the end of times, based Middle-East.

>>258911306
IN
EoSD. I just feel like the stages are the best laid out. They're fun to play through.
Marisa B. I'm not crazy about the lasers themselves but Master Spark is so satisfying to use.
Remilia

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>>258913996
>UNL
>UNL
>UNL

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>>258911306
EoSD.
SA because best patterns, characters, music, and scoring mechanic/gameplay.
Illusion Laser and Magic Missile, but never together.
Ten Evil Stars, Peerless Wind God, Omnidirectional Dragon Slaying Circle, Philosophy of a Hated Person

>>258911742
TD, the game just has a stale feeling to it.
Sky Ruin, stages 1-3 of UFO had boring themes.
Murasa, I really didn't like Dipper Creeping Close as a timeout tacked onto a stage 4 boss, especially since I always mess up on it.
What problems do you have with Orin?

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>>258914583
>UNL

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I've decided to try the PC98 games, haven't actually done so.

How wild of a ride am i in for?

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>>258911306
>First title you played
EoSD
>Favourite titles and why
PCB and SA since they both have GOAT-tier music
>Favourite shooting type
Marisa + piercing lasers, though DDC's flamethrower shot type is pretty cool since it's always a blast to cleanse things in fire.
>Best spellcards
That one chaser pattern by Parsee

>>258914703
>What problems do you have with Orin?
Her spirits whirlwind, my sight is bad so I can't read them clearly and the tracking seems weird, I can't get the timing right.

>>258914975
Im dissapoint anon, I expected you to shop "UNL things are UNL" or something liek that.

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>>258914331
All on lunatic :
>Hardest
>Stage 1 :
Minoriko I guess
>Stage 2 :
Kogasa
>Stage 3 :
Kagerou
>Stage 4 :
Patchouli
>Stage 5 :
Orin
>Stage 6 :
Remilia maybe Kaguya

>Easiest
>Stage 1 :
Wriggle
>Stage 2 :
Parsee
>Stage 3 :
Yuugi
>Stage 4 :
Prismrivers
>Stage 5 :
Reisen
>Stage 6 :
Yuyuko

>>258911306
>First title you played
EoSD
>Favourite titles and why
PCB and Phantasmagoria of a Dim Dream.
>Favourite shooting type
Reimu and her homing spellcard
>Best spellcards
Ice icicle falls by Cirno.

>>258915085
Touhou 1 is the best game in the series except for the fighters.

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>>258911952
>>258912973
>Tree-Ocean of Hourai
>Hourai Elixir

Kaguya loves traping you in closed spaces
and between lasers doesn't she? Pic related is a bitch.

>>258911742
EoSD and TD gameplay. Soku in story
Hartman's youkai girl. Last remote is godly though. I also prefer heartfelt fancy over satori maiden, but both are good
Yuugi her spellcards are frustrating. Also everybody in pofv minus cirno.

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>>258911306
EoSD
IN because gameplay, characters, and music, all the PC-98s because I'm a PC-98 fag
SA Reimu/Suika combo, MS Mima
Master Spark/Dark Spark because lasers are fun.

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>>258914975
>Not posting the full title
>Not posting "Lacking the Perception of the Natural Laws of the East ~ Chase the Enigma of the Gargantuan Guignol" every time you mention it

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>>258915452
Smash Bros is not video games. There is a reason /vg/ was created and that was to give all of you faggot weeaboos a place to fester in so your cancer doesn't spill into other boards.

As a video game super smash bros is an extremely poor brawler (or fighter) and it is vastly outperformed by superior brawlers, such as those mad by Capcom. Why is smash bros so popular then? Because of the fan service. And the rosters. Because autistic man children like you think some fat 35 year old with a hat whose a italian is amazing. smash bros is not video games and I don't even respect it enough to capitalize the franchise.

Gameplay is repetitive and boring, music is repetitive and boring and quite literally the only reason it has a semblance of popularity is because of the cancerous nostalgia-based fans who only look at the autistic characters who star in it.

Go back to /vg/

>>>/vg/

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>>258915452
I have time to waste so...

>Touhou is not video games
>As a video game touhou
>Gameplay
No matter if you like it or not, you and yourself are saying that Touhou is videogame AKA suited for a board such as /v/. Get out of here you fool!

>>258915223
You mean the Needles spell? The whirlwinds shoot straight at you unless you're playing on Easy, so you just need to remember how big they are and move to the side enough to dodge it. Once you figure out how they fire it becomes very simple, as you only need to weave back and forth between the small bullets. You'll want to play with the sound effects on (who doesn't?) because the whirls make a distinct sound which helps you know when and where to move.

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>>258915452

>>258915085
Time out Gengetsu for a surprise.
Yumemi decides whether you live or die.

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>>258915828
Hourai Jewel is even worse than both of those though. That was the spell that took me the longest to capture out of everything in IN, even though it's supposed to be simple streaming. I still love her though

>>258915085
HRtP is very different from all of the other Touhou games, but I suggest playing it just to see how Touhou started out. The first actual bullet-hell shooter is SoEW, but be warned, there's a glitch in the game that has a chance of shifting the position of your hitbox ever-so-slightly when you die.

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>>258916376
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EC2K9hbP3e8

Have fun.

>>258916079
Bravo, anon, dont know if pasta, but definitely amusing

>>258915085
Just play Mystic Square, it has best music and gameplay of the five games

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>>258915452
Fuck off retard

>>258915085
make sure to configure your emulator

google it

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>>258916546
>Hourai Jewel
Oh god, I always panic when they limit my space. It's the same with devil's recitation, sanae's moses and when kanako throws onbashira at you. I'm also marisa's bitch in PoFV becuase those bottom lasers. Still Hourai Jewel is fun. But maybe is because it feels like she's playing with you like a scientist with a rat in a labyrinth

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>>258914331

>Hourai Jewel

Suddenly it all makes sense now.

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>>258918447
>hardest/easiest boss for each stage
Mieling was the hardest boss ever.

>>258916987
This remake also looks pretty good, but I don't think it's out:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mABABLWp7ik

>>258914331
>>258918447
Hardest/easiest
1: Yamame/Rumia I guess
2: Kogasa/Cirno
3: Ichirin-Yugi tie/Yoshika
4: It depends Satori and Patchy can unleash a hell on you, still it's probably the prismrivers/Seiga definitely
5: Dunno Orin? Shou?/Futo, Reisen maybe
6: Both moonbitches kick my ass harder than okuu or yuyuko or whoever is considered the most dificult so I don't know/Kanako
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>>258919096
That's a fake.

>>258911895
I'm not really sure but I'd swear yuyuko was with yukari by the time the first lunarian war happened

>>258906731
RIP anon

May he find happiness in Gensokyo.

So I'm also playing the PC98 games for the first time, MS to be specific. I should have started on hard or something, it's way too easy.

Anyway, is the third stage boss Alice? She looks a lot like it but my disk image wasn't translated, so I can't tell.