Super Console-tan Fighter II Turbo: The E3 Warrior Pastebin

First to request that Octoboy's Futa vita-tan

>>258789802
Previous thread:
>>258743451

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Dr. PC, I'm CIA.

>>258789802
twitch tv/oglooger
Weekly Stream.
Episode 3
Gen 1+2

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We need more Wonderswan and Gamesphere

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You guys wouldn't happen to want to indulge in any fetishes, would you?

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I fucking suck doing low-res pixel stuff. I'll go to sleep and see what I can do when I wake up, hopefully the thread will be still alive by then

>>258790702
More pls?

>>258790363
http://imgur.com/8HCOrYK

Pastebin of the story so far
http://pastebin.com/1GHSHuPt

>>258790939
What do you have for us?
Vita, PS4 and WiiU tans would be good for whatever, really.

Finished streaming.
it was awkward to do it in a computer and I think twitch cut me off half way in.
I plan to import Gen 1+2 into the main sims game and stream on saturday.
how's that?

>>258790939
Got any Futa/dickgirl stuff?

>>258791078
>http://pastebin.com/1GHSHuPt
Added to the archive!
Now I can finally go to sleep while hoping that this thread lives
make another one if this one dies, okay?

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>>258790702
Whoa, what's going on here?

>>258790939
Huge tits and ass stuff pls.
Ether or if you can't get both.

>>258791286
Will do!

>>258791002
Man, I was expecting Futa on girl stuff or solo.
Thanks for linking though.

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>>258791472

>>258791472
I want to 3DSXL

>>258790939
Extremely skimpy swimwear

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>>258790551
CIA, I'm NBA.

>>258791741
Weird how we haven't done anything with er yet.

>>258791750
Holy shit this

>>258791415
>>258791750
These two need to go together

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I guess I should repost my stuff since I did it a little late.

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>>258791771

NBA, I'm NBC

>>258792108
Full version link please?

>>258792097
Second, so long as it doesn't go into land whale territory and is just big tits and asses on regular frames.

>>258789802
>looks through pastebin
>checks separate galleries
>No Wii-U gallery

Oh, okay...

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>>258790939
My fetish is girls opening their mouth and exposing their uvula. No, not vore.

These threads actually gave me an excuse to try and improve my art skills. Thanks /v/. Hopefully I'll have something somewhat good enough to post within a couple weeks.

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>>258792227
Okay, not to sound like a huge fucking geek, doc. Buy this doesn't make any sense. Piccolo is a namekian, and therefore, has no reproductive organs. I don't know, It always seemed odd to thus pic, with no one addressing this. M-more tans.

>>258792227
thanks doc

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>>258792679
that's your courage hangy ball, anon.

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>>258792139
NBC, I'm CDC.

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>>258792679
I remember you.

>>258793070
uncle joey pls

>>258793070
I thought those were in my pants.

>>258792572
I've been looking for a full body shot of Genesis.

God she looks so cute.

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>>258792572
top tier tans:
Genesis, 2DS and xbone
shit tier tans:
everything that isn't listed above

>tfw you'll never see Atari-chan and Collecovision-tan have rad 80s adventures

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>>258792572
Damn, Genesis-tan is a real qt. She really makes me want to play with her.

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>>258793323
>Xbone-Tan
>Not a shit-designed tan with a shit character

Budding writefag here have an idea for a story I want to write.
Preferably in greentext because I don't want to make an effort

basically I was thinking
>Anon-kun in Tan town
>gets invited to play games at wii-u's house
>comes over and guess who is also at wii-u's house
>vita-tan
>lewdness ensues leading to vita wii u 3some

what does everyone think?

>>258793593
who is this again

>>258793767
Radical /vr/

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>>258793593
Just look at all them implications, just flyin' through the air

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>>258792572
Uhh... I gave boots, was this a no, no?

>>258792904
that's looking good, need anyone to line it in?

>>258792227
thanks doc

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>>258793075

CDC, I'm CBS

>>258791472
I wanna fuck alienware girl

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>>258793323
>Implying SNES-tan is shit tier.
>Implying 2DS will let you talk shit about her sister.
You don't deserve to post that image with an opinion like that.

I really wish we could see more 3DS-tan though.

Here's a quick layout of the circle,
Anon is at 12, Xbone is at 2, Genesis-tan is at 4, SNES tan is at 6, Vita-tan is at 8, WiiU-tan is at 10, and PS4-tan is also at 12, er, sort of, just imagine that lineup of people packed together in a tighter circle

>And the lucky lady that will kiss Anon is....
>You!
>Wait what.
>The bottle landed on you, PS4-tan let out a grunt of annoyance, "Rules say you get a pass, Xbone-tan, you're up."
>Xbone-tan blushes and grabs the bottle, she nervously looks over at you before giving it a whirl
>As you focus on the spinning bottle, you can see Xbone-tan staring at you in your peripherals
>It's like she likes you or something, nahh (MC is dense logic okay?)
>The bottle slows and slows, you're thinking, 'it already landed on me, what're the chances of it landing on me again right? Haha!'
>The universe is always listening
>The bottle stops, pointing at you, you hear giggling from SNES-tan and Genesis-tan
>Vita-tan is drooling at the possibility of two people making out in front of her
>PS4-tan is looking as smug as ever
>Xbone-tan is so flustered you'd think her kinect was about to explode
>PS4-tan speaks up, "Rules for kissing is that it has to be on the lips, no shorter than 10 seconds long" She firmly declares with a raised finger
>C'mon Anon, you may be a /v/irgin but you can handle a simple kiss right?
>"Ara ara Anon, do be gentle, it is her first you know~" WiiU-tan speaks with a sultry tone
>Why hast thou forsaken you Gods?
>You're knees are weak, palms spa-no not really, you're just as nervous as poor Xbone-tan
>You face her and ready yourself for the kiss before she stops you
>"H-hold on Anon i'm not ready yet..." She starts fiddling with her kinect, straps are being undone
>After a few moments she gets the helmet off, her long silver hair flows out, finally free of that contraption
>Holy shit
>She's fucking adorable

8/?
How am I doing guys?

>>258793764
Give it a shot Anon.

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Hot off the presses.

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>>258794176
CBS, I'm MSF

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>>258794176
CBS, I'm PBS.

>>258794338
Damn, that's stone cold.

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>>258794338
oh god

>>258794012
They don't look too bad. And there's no real "canon" design for the tans as well.

>>258793430
made atari tan in the stream. you will see her along with intellivision and the Magnavox oddessy join the other tans on saturday/

>>258794012
PS?

>>258791628
I love how the Vectrex has Mark's face.

>>258791472
PS TV Should just be a Headless Vita Tan
Because in terms of hardware that's all it is.

>>258794338

>PS4 shoving the argument to Wii U as usual

Kek

It's still not getting it though, PS4 tan does realize that though right?

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>>258794371
>>258794414

MSF and PBS, I'm BBC

>>258794252
The regular 3DS is a terribad titan of consoles.
Worst dpad, shit size, gloss garbage, unnecessary 3D, worst battery life amongst its peers, ultra breakable hinges and nasty shoulder buttons.
XL a fat

>>258794716
Playstation

>>258795041
it's a fucking drawing. jesus christ, you are autistic.

>>258794338
Why is PS4 such a bitch?

>>258789802
>still no pic of ps4-tan sucking the cum from pc-tan's dick in hopes of gaining some of his power
you know what? fuck it. i don't care anymore.

>>258790551
>>258791771
>>258792139
>>258793075
>>258794176
>>258794414
>>258795110
I knew things would be worse with the whole five guys incident but really?

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:)

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>>258795110
BBC, I'm IBS

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>>258794296
you're doing great anon, but I was expecting a kiss from SNES-tan, but Xbone is okay too

>>258794094
Uhh, never been asked that before. What would, lining entail?

>>258795194
Isn't that the wrong gen for it?

>Still no Gamescom comic where Wii U tan is trying to find everyone while Xbone Tan Ps4 tan and PC Tan are hiding under a box chuckling

>>258795241
WE NEED PIJAMAS ASAP

>>258795334
Worry not Anon.

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>>258795110
BBC, I'm BBB.

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:))

>>258795304
Sorry we're having fun.

>>258795391
SNES best games came out in its later years

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>>258791472
>Mad Catz not being something with fight sticks

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>>258795474
BBB im BFP

>>258794012
Where is neo geo tan?

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>>258795479
OTP

>>258795479

I like it.

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>>258794338
>Bayonetta 2
Perfect.

>>258795217

>PS4 missing the point of an exclusive

>BUT NINTENDO

Your not realizing the irony of said comic anon, throwing the word autistic makes you the one with autism

>>258794296
>Not kissing SNES-tan first.
FUCKING DROPPED! But it's not like I kept reading because I wanted to. You fucking baka!

>It's like she likes you or something, nahh (MC is dense logic okay?)
Hard to believe when you practically fucked them all already.

>"Ara ara Anon, do be gentle, it is her first you know~" WiiU-tan speaks with a sultry tone
Is this supposed to be a different anon from the last story you wrote?

>>258795367
well it's sort of a sketch right now, all lining would entail is making the sketch lines solid black ones, ready to be colored and/or vectored

>>258795241
>>258795334
SNES' hat is criminally adorable.
Genesis is still cuter though

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>>258795326
>>258795474

IBS and BBB, I'm WWE

>>258795819
It's still me
I'm 50/50 on having ara-ara or not. My first one did, but I wan't sure how well it would slide with you guys. Just keeping y'all in mind when I write these down ya know?

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>>258795927
>SNES' hat is criminally adorable.
>Genesis is still cuter though
So that's why she had to steal her hat to level the playing field. History repeats itself. The first console war was ruthless and ugly. That same console war repeats itself, through cuteness.

I just realized that this is going to be a lot longer than the first one...

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>>258791628
>no gamesphere-tan

what the fuck do you take me for

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>>258792679

>>258795872
Oh, well you're welcome to clean it up if you want, friend.

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>>258792904
>>258795872
I guess I should post part 2

>>258796732
thanks! May not get done this thread, but I will post it as soon as I can

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>>258795170
Say that to my face and not online, we'll see what happens. It's not something worth fighting over.

None of those things really bother me, except for the shitty battery life and the d-pad. But the original DS d-pad was the only one I liked. The 3DS does seem pretty breakable, but I try my best to take extra good care of my stuff.

Are you a 3DSXL owner or a 2DS owner? Do you even have one of the consoles?

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>>258792679
>mfw Karbo does a drawing of a console tan

>>258796895
So what IS that around his neck?

>>258796059
WWE I'm JOHN CENA

>>258797130
I've owned a 3DS, I currently have a 2DS and I've used a XL before.
The XL's dpad is best but the XL is fat and has much more noticeable jaggies.

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>>258793159
I like you

>>258797487
dreamcast VMU

>>258797487
Looks like a Dreamcast VMU.

>>258794012
Atari Jaguar as a Neko Neko..
you won internet today anon

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>>258797487

>>258794338
Why is PC even in there?
What does "Oh shi--!" even supposed to mean

>>258798112
Oh man those feels.

crazy taxi and jet grind were my jams

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something about snes and kisses

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>>258797621
So is the 2DS the best one to hold?

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>>258798335
>grind
american detected

>>258798515
>snes kisses are wet and messy

>>258794296
>Her blush, once hidden by the helmet, is now on full display, splashed over her cheeks
>Her head is tilted down as she twiddles her thumbs, but her eyes stay focused on you
>PS4-tan coughs loudly, "Hurry up Anon, either you're going to kiss her or someone else will." She crosses her arms in annoyance
>Okayherewego
>You scoot a bit closer to Xbone-tan, your face nearing hers
>She lets out a small squeak at the proximity of your faces before closing her eyes and pushing her lips out a bit
>You cup her face and note the softness of her skin, it's now or never
>You capture Xbone-tan's soft lips with your own
>Your heartbeat thumps rapidly in your chest as your mind travels a mile a minute
>Time seems slow or you two,merely cherishing each other's lips in your own pocket of time
>Soon enough the 10 seconds are over and you pull away, Xbone-tan is still in a daze
>"Anon...." She barely whispers as she ghosts her fingers over her lips, as if contemplating if what had just occurred was reality
>The moment is torn to shreds when WiiU-tan speaks up, "Awww, could it have been the first for both of you?"
>To preserve your minuscule dignity you turn your head away with a humf, however something WiiU-tan said barely caught your ears
>"I.... take it.."
>Before you can interpret this information, PS4-tan boldly exclaims that her turn has arrived
>PS4-tan spins the bottle and you take a glance at how the other consoles are fairing so far
>WiiU-tan seems as composed as ever, but something is different...
>You're fairly certain Vita-tan nearly got off to your 10 second 'make out session'
>PS4-tan is the same as ever, but now without a small blush coloring her cheeks as well
>SNES-tan and Genesis-tan appear to be gossiping about you, while disheartening you're glad to see the two get along so well
>Xbone tan suddenly taps you on the shoulder, startling you
>"Anon... w-was I... you know, good enough?" She asks you, barely looking you in the eye

9/?
You like? No? Stop? Go?

anybody got the BE PS4

>>258798596
small-med hands for the 2DS, med-gorilla hands for the XL.
Squid tentacles for reg 3DS.

>>258798597
Well both jet grind and jet set. I'm sick and I can't think straight pls no bully

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>>258798515
>Her face after trying to laugh off an awkward attempt at a kiss.

>>258798780
keep going, goddamnit, I could be playing vidya but I'm here

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>>258798940

>>258798780
Is this good writing? Is it cringey? Is it the dreams everyone deserves? But not the one it wants??

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>>258798596
I want a cute, short haired girl who wears an eyepatch.

>>258798112
why am i... sad about this?

>>258797507
Hello. You have a collect call from JOHN CENA. Do you accept the charges?

>>258799162
IM SORRY OKAY IM TRYING TOREMEMBER AS MUCH AS I CAN FOR YOUR READING PLEASURE, I STILL HAVE TO GO THROUGH EVERYONE, JUST PLAY VIDYA MAN IT'LL GO ON THE PASTEBIN

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Where is the healthy fetish discussion
You guys said you'd be discussing fetishes

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>>258799173
KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK

>>258798780
more please
besides some minimal grammar mistakes you're a good writer

>>258798118

He's obviously holding back laughter from watching the inferior machines fight over games.

>>258795263
To better personify her fanbase.

>>258798515
snes pls
i'm loyal to genesis
don't do this to me

>>258799173
did the awesome drawfriend ever make more of these? Wii U BE would be awesome.

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>>258798515
NICE
Who's responsible for this?

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GG

>>258799471
dream-fag, i ain't having this discussion with you again

>>258799471
Whoah horsey slow down there. Keep going, but you're not in a rush here.

>>258797667
>>258797691
>>258798112
Damn, I actually thought it was a VMU but that made no sense to me until I saw this comic. Thanks.

R.I.P...

>>258799651
I wouldn't say good, but he's alright. Then again, I'm not giving it much thought, so I'm not really judging or criticizing.

>>258798780
>Not kissing SNES-tan first.
Don't like it. But keep going. I'm reading it.


>SNES-tan and Genesis-tan appear to be gossiping about you,
>Laughing consoles.jpg

Again, I have to ask. Is this anon different or the same one as your story from last week?

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Oh holy fuck. I haven't been in one of these threads in a couple weeks.

They've completely devolved into fetishist shit instead of cute personifications of consoles and them doing funny things together. Make it stop.

Is there a CD-i-tan that I missed?

>>258800154
Anon you should already know by now that's the natural cycle of material on /v/

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>>258800154
Should've come last thread

>>258799847
Yeah yeah yeah

>>258799969
Tell that to the other guy

>>258800096
Er, sorry my dream didn't play out the way you wanted it to? And i'm not sure what you mean, I am most definitely the same anon, is my writing style different somehow compared to last week?

>>258800154
It's only fetish shit when things slow down. Late night fap sort of thing.

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>>258798112
Oh man that made me teary

>>258800154

There's still new comics. Read the thread.

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>>258800332
>Xbone is fat
>PS4 has huge tits
What does Wiiu get?
Massive birthing hips?

>>258800485
she's busty too, hence why I want >>258799734

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>>258800485

>>258800351
So this is a dream you had about the tans right?
I beg to differ with that other anon, you're pretty good, at least you're good at keeping the entertainment flowing, and I consider that a major point in writing

>>258799651
>>258800096
Yeah I don't consider myself good or bad, I just write. Like it or not man.

>>258798515
mfw I constantly removed the cartridge and blew air in it before putting it back in

Is Xbone a loli?

>>258800803
Yep, this is all a dream. A little hard to remember, at some parts I kinda have to make up what I think happened because I don't have perfect memory of dreams. Thats where my dream journal comes in! And lucid dreaming. Lucid dreaming makes this a looooooooooooot easier.

>>258800909
Are you a loli?

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>>258800909
Not usually.

>>258800351
>Er, sorry my dream didn't play out the way you wanted it to?
No. But I can't really complain, despite the fact that I am (over little stuff). Don't worry about it. It's entertaining to read, regardless.

>I am most definitely the same anon
Oh, I believe that you are the same person alright, but you say these are stuff you dreamed. To me, they sound like they're just stories, so I was asking if the main character of the story was different.

Last week he practically fucks them all, this week it's all a bunch of virgins playing spin the bottle. Something didn't add up and it confused me. Please excuse muh autism.

>>258800909
we can only hope

I want her to be my daughter and love her and take care of her

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>>258801053
maybe

>>258798112

Stop with this shit.

I shouldn't feel.

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>>258798780
9/?
Where are the other ones? I need it

Reminder that console-tans were ruined when PC was introduced as the mustard race Gary Stu insert.

>>258801202
Reported to the police.

>>258800485
I take my 3DSXL to work all the time, and leave it on the desk behind me to charge. Take your waifu to work day erryday.

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>>258800909
No. She isn't fat either.

>>258801363
no, it was ruined when anon was introduced as the mc of a harem anime

>>258800909

The sweetest pop there is.

>>258801223
What the fuck kind of utensil is she eating with? It's too straight to be a fork or spoon and it's bent the wrong way to be either one too. Is she eating Ice Cream with one of those L-Bar screwdrivers?

>>258801109
Yeah thats the weird thing about this.... they're not.... how do I put this... coherent? Each dream is an isolated case and very rarely will I dream consecutive progressive stories. I suppose technically its the same chatacters (Anon is always Anon) but it's like in a different reality each time. I can try to dream more coherent stuff though! Try to get an actual story going instead o a jumbled mess of sex scenes.

>>258801360
I got pastebin shit. Hold on a sec....
First dream
http://pastebin.com/DcwpqLQi

First parts of this current dream
http://pastebin.com/1GHSHuPt

>>258801473
Uh, sorry?

>>258801028
I wish I could fucking lucid dream too, man
Got tired of trying after seeing that even when I managed to get my consciousess in, I couldnt do much because my mind would still be sort of asleep (try to fly, most of the time cant, try to morph the dream, never could, but oh, think about a monster for a nanosecond and damn son, I'm so sorry)

>>258801705
You just need some nanomachines son.

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>>258801454
Not usually.

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>>258801614
Don't judge me

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>>258801661
I was kidding.
>>258801473


I actually like your stories, so keep going

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More tans, people

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>>258799721
why
>>258799771
me

>>258801614
Bendy straw?

>>258801880
Oh! Alright then will do.

post more Wii U

>>258801941
Straws aren't solid gray generally. Even angled it looks undetailed, or they were just too lazy to draw the fork prongs if it was one. But who the fuck eats ice cream with a fork either?

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>>258802047

>>258801907
stop
stop it
i can't deal

>>258802129
It's a cake, isn't it?

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Why are the Windows-tans so perfect?
Sasuga Bill Gates

>>258802398
Maybe. Or Giga Puddi or some shit. With whole strawberries/blueberries on top. Disregard the Fork vs Spoon part then

>>258801661
>Same characters
>Different reality/circumstances.
>Each dream is an isolated case
Alright. Got it. That makes so much more sense. Hey, I understand that you can dream the same characters, but different stories. I sleep and dream too, but I just don't lucid dream.

>I can try to dream more coherent stuff though!
>Try to get an actual story going instead o a jumbled mess of sex scenes.
You don't have to push yourself. I just got a little confused over little details, but forget I ever pestered you about it.


>>258801705
I heard that trying to induce lucid dreaming would be scary for this reason. Inexperienced lucid dreamers might end up seeing images of monsters and demons instead of the stuff they want. I don't feel like trying because I started experiencing "nightmares" and sleep paralysis a couple of years ago.

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>>258802515
Also Internet Explorer
She is trying very hard but is kinda clumsy.
Why do you never give her a chance and only use her to get another girl?

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So which -tans are bottoms and which are tops?

>>258802704
has anybody made other browser-tans?
Firefox-tan better be a busty fox girl or else

>>258802616
If I ever get to experience sleep paralysis I will suffer the biggest hearth attack in history
This is what scares me the most about attempting lucid dreaming

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>>258802328
you anus
if you can't deal then she'll just get worse

>>258803039
Post the snes-tan feet pic and take him by force.

>>258803039
Like I care

>>258803039
all right all right
you win snes
i'll make you feel better

>>258803114
not into feet, sorry

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>>258798515
>>258801907
>>258803039
Man, forget about that anon!

I will make you happy, SNES-tan!

>>258803230
You will when you see hers.

>>258801815
>this is about the only picture of XLbone
misery

>>258803353
they were posted constantly in the last thread (along others) and I'm still not into them

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>>258803376
Good.

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>>258791472
>implying Gamesphere doesn't look like this now.

>>258798118
He's probably laughing at how pointless this argument is.

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>>258803504
>Not liking SNES-tan's feet.
Yeah, I don't think she's for you, anon.

I'll take her off your hands.

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Anyone want to take a stab at Tapwave Zodiac? With it we'd have a complete 6th Gen of Tans.

It was aimed at a 18-34 demo with focus on being a multimedia device, essentially a pre-iphone. It's big games was Doom, Duke Nukem, Tony Hawk 4, GTS Racing, & Spy Hunter.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tapwave_Zodiac

>>258803887
i just don't like feet as a fetish

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>>258803887
You have to promise that you will share her with the rest of us.

>>258803615
>doesn't want realistically sized Xbig
People like you are not people that I like

>>258798780
SHIT, I FUCKED UP THE CIRCLE ORDER, PS4 WAS SUPPOSED TO GO LAST SHIT

>You chuckle at Xbone-tan's meekness and give her a reassuring pat on her head
>"Don't worry Xbone-tan, you were... great." Her face goes into another shade of red you didn't think was possible
>You didn't notice that the bottle finally landed on you until you're roughly pulled face-to-face with a pissed of PS4
>"Hey lover-boy" her voice dripping with sarcasm, "forget about me hm?" You're a little scared that she might hit you, but you notice something off
>"W-wait a moment! Isn't it supposed to be Genesis-tan's turn?!" you prove that it was indeed going clockwise, and PS4-tan should be last
>PS4-tan stops to ponder this with you still in her rough grasp, trying to escape
>A maniacal grin grows on her face as she brings your face close to hers
>"Sorry Anon, I really, want this.." Her voice fades and loses it's usual harsh edge
>Before you can react, your lips are smashed into PS4-tan's own lips
>She is fierce, almost like an animal, biting and sucking on your lip like it's a piece of meat
>You moan against your captor'slips and feel hers grow into a smile
>You're fairly certain it''s been 10 seconds already but that apparently never occurred to PS4-tan, whom is busy trying to occupy your mouth with her tongue
>Before you could pass out from lack of air the kiss if finally broken, your savior, WiiU-tan, the first helpful thing she's done all night
>"Don't be so greedy PS4-tan, save some for the rest of us..." She looks at you with that predatory gaze again
>You're not sure what would be worse, being in PS4-tan's clutches or in WiiU-tan's clutches
>You hope that you'll never find out
>Xbone-tan looks mortified, but at the same time highly aroused
>WiiU-tan has gone full blown predator mode, you can feel her stare bore into your very soul
>Vita-tan... well it's quiet evident Vita-tan has been, taking care of herself
>Even SNES-tan and Genesis-tan are looking more aroused than before

10/

>>258803887
>liking just her feet
You don't deserve her either. You gotta love all of her, fetish or not.

>>258802616
Yeah man, it honestly was't a fun path getting to here, lucid dreaming and all that. I went through a looooot of dark shit.

>>258804231
So here was PS4-tan's turn, how did I do guys?

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>>258803114
>>258803227
>>258803230
>>258803268
fools

>>258804231
I know exactly why I have this boner.

Vita 2000 art when

>>258804492
They just don't get it do they?

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>>258798780
>>She lets out a small squeak at the proximity of your faces before closing her eyes and pushing her lips out a bit
>>You cup her face and note the softness of her skin, it's now or never
>>You capture Xbone-tan's soft lips with your own
>>Your heartbeat thumps rapidly in your chest as your mind travels a mile a minute
>>Time seems slow or you two,merely cherishing each other's lips in your own pocket of time
>>Soon enough the 10 seconds are over and you pull away, Xbone-tan is still in a daze
>>"Anon...." She barely whispers as she ghosts her fingers over her lips, as if contemplating if what had just occurred was reality

I remember my first kiss. She was the school bicycle, experienced and motivated. She knew exactly what she wanted and how she liked it. We were sitting on the beach, her head resting against my shoulder when she perked up, lifting herself up to my level. I caught a glance of her lips: rich, glistening, open slightly awaiting mine to join them.
She leaned over and with the soft touch or pink flesh electricity erupted from within me. My heart raced and my whole body tightened. Her lips withdrew for a fraction of a second only to press back with renewed vigor. Her mouth opened and her tongue slipped through lashing and caressing a part of me I never knew was so sensitive.
My grip on her tightened and I pulled her on top of me. I wanted all of her, I wanted to kiss and lick every inch of her soft skin and have her do the same to me. The passionate fire burnt within me threatened to burst free from my jeans. My throbbing member, restrained like a snared beast, would not accept anything less than satisfaction. My body pressed forward into hers. Hers pressed back into mine. The flame grew hotter with each movement, more wild and primal. Then flooded through my whole body at once, our mouths and lips locked hard against each other's. Hot mess erupted between us.
She told everyone and I never lived it down

>>258804060
Hey, it's cool. I was only kidding around.

>>258804210
Sh-share? Of course, I will. Just as long as I get to go first, and you all wash your hands before touching her controllers.

>>258804330
>Implying I like her only for her feet.
Hey, I love SNES-tan in her entirety! Don't go around throwing implications like that. I would actually play video games with her!

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For budding drawfags

>>258803786
I'm sad now. XP was a good OS, and lel @ Vista falling flat on it's face.

>>258804231
I apologize for any and all spelling/grammar errors made in this

>>258804742
O-okay dude.
Im just describing my dream
>Tfw i've actually never had a first kiss irl

Such is life in Moscow (idontactuallyliveinmoscow)

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>tfw there's only so few Ouya pics that you can post each thread without it getting repetitive.

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>>258794012
>>258793536
>>258792572

the world needs more genesis tan

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>>258804892

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Where's my Doug-tan?

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Oh hey the thread's still up.

Enjoy some tiny tan adventures.

(also 2DS and 3DS remind me a lot of Thing 1 and Thing 2 with that color scheme)

>>258805083
I didn't know there was a Sega Genesis for ants!

>>258805054
I am going to dream about Ouya
Mark my words
It will be cute, and hope filled and all that butterfly and rainbow shit

>>258805083
I'm getting to her anon

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Hah, nice memes, my 4chan friends :)
Will be sure to post more to my facebook for a few cheeky likes.

>>258805193
THIS IS AMAZING

>>258805083
---> >>258792108

>>258805083
is that her native resolution?

>>258805315
How about full of shit? Is that a meme?

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>>258805227
>I am going to dream about Ouya

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>>258804892
>hairy lines
>animu
>no brow ridge
please don't be one of those tumblr-tier artfags that things that they need to parrot every tidbit they read.

>>258805193
Vita needs a hug.

>>258805496
I should not do that then?

>>258805083
fuck i swear i saved the full sized image of that

>>258805624
pick a tan people actually care about

>>258805506
What are you on about? I drew this for a draw friend who requested it a while back. I thought it'd get better use posting, then taking up space in my folders.

>>258804892
Brow line is supposed to be center of the circle, Anon.
I don't think you even used it.

>>258805826
But she's so pitiful...
Also how did I do with PS4-tan?

>>258805897
>no dose

aw

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>>258805193
>bike helmet being the kinect
fuck that's adorable

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ps4 is worst console

how come it has best feet?

>>258806024
lame fetish for a lame console/tan

FUUUUUUCK MEEEEE
I LEAN BACK RIGHT INTO A SPIDER WEB AND THE SPIDER WASNT IN ITS WEB

>>258806024
Jesus Chris that picture makes me want to vomit.

Every I hate is in it.

These fucking threads always make me feel for the worst consoles.

>>258804492
>258803268
Wh-what is it, SNES-tan?

>>258804595
What am I doing wrong?
WHAT AM I DOING WRONG?

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>>258806138

>>258805315
That's just sad. They're not even doing it right on so many levels.

>>258806024
photoshop another tans head, viola best feet on them.

>>258806386
I DONT THROW SHOES NIGGA
IF THEY'RE DADDY LONG LEGS THEY CAN STAY BUT ANYTHING ELSE GETS CARRIED OUTSIDE VIA A PIECE OF PAPER

And now there was some screech outside
From an animal i've never heard of in this neighborhood

Help ;_;

>>258789802
PC is just a buff guy with no strength. ALL SHOW.

>>258806232
What, you hate
>ample breasts
>a hint of armpit
>plump thighs
>beautifully crafted feet
>tacos

?

>>258806650
get a bunch of metal from around your house and just wear it to sleep

>>258806650
There is no escape, you shall feed the spiders soon.

Can anyone post that photo comic? The one where PC is taking a photo with the current gen tans?

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>>258806650
>tfw the rake will kill dream-fag as he tries to make more stories

>>258795753
PC's got some child bearing hips man, I don't know

>tfw no wii-u tan gf

>>258806737
>taco bell
>dumb leggings
>yellow
>neogaf
>tank tops with leggings
>bowl cuts

>>258806024
Dem feet. Who drew this? Whoever drew it needs to do some more.

>>258806782
But I have to stay up
And write about my dreams.
Fuck fears, on with part 11, or wherever I am...

>>258806871
No guys please seriously

>>258806892
NO STOP IT GOT LOUDER WHAT THE FUCK

>>258805163
What does the Doug button do?

>>258805506
>for basic head shapes, not style direction.

Whoa, if you font like animu , then Whatta you doing on a -tan thread, bub

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5 years in mspaint

actually i used a generator

>>258806965
I like to think PC's actually started as a girl and you just can't tell because all the parts swapping.

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>>258807045

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we should make a dating sim but with console tans

we could have all of them from the previous gens too. there could be several PC tans, one being super strong master race, one being a fat ugly /g/ luddite, one being riced out alienware mountain ew

>>258807370
FUCK YOU.

Guys I dont think I can finish it, im fucking insanely skiddish and I just want to board the nope train to fuck that ville

>>258807370
NONONONONONONO

>>258807023
>yellow
what you hate the color yellow?

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OC

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>>258807087
>don't*

>>258807594
It's disgusting. Only good thing yellow is piss, and even then.

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>>258806024
Jesus Chris that picture makes me want to Shove my face inbetween PS4-tans legs[\spoiler]

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Reposting a comic I drew.

I drew it, but another anon in the previous thread cleaned it up for me. I'm too slow to work on it and browse this thread at the same time, so I'll try to finish it by next week.

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>>258807654
but why tho?

>>258807023
5/6, good taste

>>258807654
Okay okay, I think i'm cool, this gave me giggles, I think I can resume now.

>>258807825
Okay Sub-Zero

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>>258807489
I second this shit in the name of my dick

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>>258807654
THAT FUCKING FACE

>>258807370
save it as a gif for that extra kick

>>258807654
>Fat thighs console-tans will never have group sex with you
Why live?

>>258807654
I like it
I like it a lot

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>>258799783
More Atari -tan

>>258807527
nigga you dead

Is there a tan for the Gizmodo?

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>>258806352
she cried herself to sleep
the tears will dry up by then
try again next time!

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L-Lewd!

>>258808146
I want that Atari hairclip.

>>258808279
>tfw sleeping girls is one of my fetishes
Don't do this man.

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>>258808435
I want one so bad

>>258808435
:D

>>258801876
I love it

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>>258807023
>dumb leggings
>yellow
>tank tops with leggings
>bowl cuts
Trivial complaints.

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>>258808435
Hand it over

>>258796373
what? It's on the first page

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>>258808656
He's the hero we deserve

>>258808687
>soppy tacos
>ruffled vagina
>dumb face

>>258808862
>she'll ask you to clean it
>puffy vulva
>no you

>>258808520
that's reverse psychology ain't it
it's one of my fetish too anyways

>>258803786
So are all previous gen tans dead?
In half the comics they are presumed dead/missing/gone, which makes me feel sad, but in others they are still around and seen as old but fun, which makes me reconsider feeling sad


Also, any comics about emulators for PC?

>>258808951
>snobby

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>>258808279
I... I wasn't even the anon who kept rejecting her. But I'll make it up to her!

I leave SNES-tan with a gift.
>http://www.wired.com/2014/01/nightmare-busters/