It's time for the Retro Waifu Wars: White Knight Zigludo edition.
Previously, Naked Snake kidnapped a noblewoman, and Sigurd, holiest knight of Grandbell, descendant of Baldo, the Crusader of Light, immediately tore through several armies to save her.
Now that Snake got rekt, Sigurd finally finds his waifu.
Meanwhile, at Verdane castle, the son of the king begs him to cut the shit and stop sending armies to die at Sigurd's feet.
Of course, he won't do it.
Apparently the king has been listening to this guy a lot.
He is in no way shady at all.
He tells Jamka or Jamku or whoever that he needs to fall his ass in line and go fight Sigurd.
Shut your mouth, there's no NTR in this thread.
Meanwhile, Jamka has hit the field.
He is really, really super good. On top of his fantastic bases, he comes with Continue, Pursuit, and Adept.
He's a straight upgrade from Midir, horse be damned. Dude shits out damage.
In retrospect, I probably should have fixed Aira's sword.
JAMKA WILL JOIN US ON THE CONDITION THAT NOBODY HURTS HIS DAD
>pairing anyone but Holyn with her for dat double Odo action
Oh, I fixed Aira's sword.
Her kids have a skill growth rate of, like, 130% when she's with Holyn, what are you talking about?
Oh! Looks like the game is throwing Sigurd's waifu at us. How awful.
>30% chance to Astra
>or 30% chance to Luna
I'm okay with this.
Deidre is really solid.
Her only skill is Nihil, but that's hardly a bad thing. I believe Celice gets it from her, right?
Her pendant grants her Prayer and Renewal, too! She pretty much can't die this map unless I fuck up real hard.
Oh, I forgot to ask. We need to start thinking about pairings. Specifically Aideen.
Check the first post, dude.
>100% chance to hit
And with that, the first chapter is over.
What a fucking huge map.
>5 votes for Midir x Aideen
After a few rounds of healbotting, Ethlin seems to be shaping up pretty alright.
What do you guys think?
Oh, and King Batou is dying.
I can just repair it later.
>Sigurd vs. Eltshan and Friends
Well, this is going to end well.
Watch your mouth, he's the most expensive thing I have in my logbook in Awakening. But he's worth it.
Looks to me like Finn is the best choice of the three.
Hmm. Very competitive. I'm leaving it up to you.
You didn't seriously think Eltshan could do anything, did you?
THE REAL VILLAIN WAS GOLDBERG SHEKELSTEIN ALL ALONG
Raquesis or however the fuck you spell her name laments that she can't engage in traditional Fire Emblem incest.
What a shame, looks like it's confined to fanart.
Nah, it's more fun when you guys pick it.
And it absolves me of responsibility. It works for everyone.
Time to go save a princess!
Lachesis has pretty solid stats for her level, and she can heal and attack just like Ethlin. She doesn't have a horse, though.
Yet.Her Charisma skill boosts the avoid and hit of people around her.
Philip and Boldo are both bosses, and they have Great Shield, which allows them to negate all damage. They won't be able to stand against Sigurd, though.
Oh, who should I give this magic ring to?
... I can give it to anyone, right?
OH SHIT HERE WE GO
tfw fellow br bro stopped talking to me last thread ;_;
HERE WE GO
THIS MAN WILL VIOLENTLY SHIT ON EVERYONE
pls vote him and Aira together
Oh, I should probably give you guys an update on Sigurd, shouldn't I?
How's he turning out?
can't take away her headgear and aura tome is shit due to it weight, though silence staff on aideen would help 2nd gen a bit,
he is't that bad considering his replacment will shit on more people then him,
gluck on the knight ring though
LevinXTailto > LevinXFury
Sety comes too late to be worth it regardless of canonical pairings and Arthur can use Forseti for two whole chapters before he shows up and with the Pursuit ring they're basically even.
Whoops, I was too busy fucking around in the arena to show Holyn off.
He's a mercenary with Pursuit and Luna. He'll slice through anyone's defense, no problem. Very solid unit.
HOT DAMN LOOK AT HIM GO
LOOK AT THOSE LUNAS
Só queria um amiguinho pra conversar sobre joguinhos de estratégia japoneses
I paired Aira with Lex, but now that I think about it, Skasaher/Ulster would be cool as fuck with Luna.
Well, they turned into death machines either way
HOLY SHIT AIRA JUST UNLOADED ONTO THIS POOR KNIGHT
CHECK THIS SHIT OUT
Cá estou Só joguei o FE4, 7 e 8 até agora, estou emulando o FE9 mas meu PC sobre-aquece então tenho que revezar com o 4chan
Meanwhile, in another section of the arena... Dew tries his hardest to win.
Joguei 4, 6, 7, 8, 11, e o 12 e o 13 (Awakening). Você devia tentar ao menos o 12, ele é bem bacana. Tô jogando o Thracia agora mas ele é cheio de tourobosta. Queria jogar o 9/10 mas tfw PC do milhão
Best girl. Wish she was playable.
Don't bother with Dew, man, I hate that little shit
Here you go. This one's for Aira.
HOLY SHIT THE JEWS ARE EVEN BEHIND THE BANDIT ATTACKS
SON OF A BITCH
Dude, Dew has, like, 30k gold. Money isn't a concern for him.
>that purple dot
That doesn't look good.
I'm sure this won't be a problem later.
>not voting AyraxClaude master race
I seriously hope none of you actually do this
>good for anything
I don't give a shit about healbots.
Christ, I don't know if any of these dudes are going to make it to the castle before the horsemen wipe up.
They're all so SLOW.
Well, looks like we have the first death of the game.
RIP, Alec. You were mostly useless.
Alec may have perished, but not for nothing.
Because all of these paladins are alive, Lachesis will get a Knight Ring later. Yes, I'm saying Alec is less valuable than a Knight Ring.
Raqesis' perfect knight will be arriving shortly.
She may be a foreign princess, BUT SHE'S BEING CONSCRIPTED ANYWAY
In other news, Ethlin got a light sword from Deidre.
Hell yeah, motherfucker.
Give me about 10 to 15 minutes while I take a quick break.
Oh, take this before I go.
Whoops, forgot the webm.
Yikes, this boss might give me some trouble.
He's surrounded by knights, too...
>yfw they don't
>Japanese fans got assmad when IS put Beo as Nanna's father on the official site
>prequel short story about Thracia 776 confirms they barely knew each other
Fin/Lachesis fans are deluded as fuck.
Well, maybe not.
Now Cuan has the Return Ring. He can warp home at will. I think Frankenstein might like it more, if he ever gets the dosh to trade for it.
Yeah, yeah, they get +50 love points, but dude, this sword is too good for her to pass up.
Naw man it's cool. Most people who play FE5 would probably still think Finn is Nanna's father because she keeps calling him that, but Mareeta calls Evyel her mother even though they're not related too so.
Aw, fuck. I forgot about these guys.
Dew's a thief, he probably stole it from a shop or something.
>implying he didn't pay a hooker
Well, Sigurd just picked up a ring that gives +5 to resistance.
This will become very helpful later.
It's Levin and Fury, too!
They've gotta get the fuck out of town before they get raped to death by bandits.
... so these two were banging already, right?
Oh, they start out directly under my control. Neat. They're both some of the best units in the first half of the game.
Levin is fast as fuck, and he comes with Continue and Critical. Wind magic is also really good, since it's light, but deals a fair amount of damage.
Also, Fury is a completely different character.
This is Sylvia, and she's a dancer who can use swords. She has Continue and Prayer, which increases her avoid at low health. She can also dance to give everyone around her another turn. This alone makes her fucking fantastic.
I can't afford to lose either of these two.
Just... watch this webm to see how good they are.
We should probably check out the opposition, too.
First is Beowulf, who will gladly join us for the chump change of 10000 gold. He's already got better stats than the other cavaliers I have, and he comes with Pursuit and Charge, meaning he can attack for days.
Voltz drops the BITCHIN' Elite Ring. Dunno who should get that, but we'll figure that out later. He has Continue (Adept), so that might be a problem. We'll see.
Macbeth is a fucking tank.
Sigurd wants that ring, doesn't he?
Cuan proves his worth by giving Fin a Hero Lance.
Maybe now Fin can step his game up and start dealing damage.
ALL ABOARD THE LACHESIS EXPRESS
Oh, I meant the Shield Ring.
WOAH WOAH WOAH CALM YOUR TITTIES, LADIES WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING
Smooth sailing. All those girls have to do is NOT DIE.
>Lex is stuck behind enemy lines
>everyone uses swords
Well... okay, that was close. Midir almost didn't make it.
Who should get the Elite Ring? Lachesis?
He doesn't deserve it.
Where is it?
LACHESIS HAS LANDED THE KILL
WE ARE A FEW TURNS AWAY FROM A MASTER KNIGHT
>missed the start
Fuck. Put Fire Emblem somewhere in the OP, dude. That wing said, FE4 is the shit and Dew needs the Elite Ring so he can abuse his way to max level easily.
Frankenstein passes up Aideen, who I forgot existed a while ago.
It's a slow trek to the peninsula.
It's getting one iirc. This one is at least playable. What really needs one is Thracia 776. The dude that's retranslating FE4 is also going to retranslate that though, after he finishes 4.
Aw man. Alec sometimes does good stuff but he's fucking useless if he dies early. Worth reviving him if Dew has a shitload of money to donate. After all, why not
revive a dude so that he can be killed again?
It's worth mentioning that Lachesis is getting a whopping 30 experience with each staff use.
What the FUCK is this cutscene?
>maybe I could double attack like Alec
>mfw Alec is dead so Arden wants to make up for the missing pursuit user
That would be touching if it wasn't fucking impossible to Arden to double.
Give the Ring to Dew if we feel like abusing his ability to grind by throwing money gal and forth to his waifu. He actually can be a competent fighter.
Oh, Sigurd killed the boss, by the way. Whatever his name is.
Check out his stats, though.
Alright, I'm getting tired and I have to work tomorrow. I'm calling it a night. I'll be back Friday or Saturday.
In the meantime, ogle at how big Cuan's arms are.
How many threads have there been?
Can you link me to the past threads?