>2 years ago >be 16 >have a somewhat new smartphone

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>2 years ago
>be 16
>have a somewhat new smartphone
>found a wallpaper changer app
>simply pick a folder and it will set your phones wallpaper to those image every couple of minutes
>uses porn folder
>contents: lots of amy rose, rouge the bat, blaze the cat, etc.
>a week later
>dad says his phone isn't working and needs to borrow mine for a second
>mind is blank
>forgot about porn wallpaper
>sudden realization
>ohshitohshitohshit
>dad doesnt know my password
>"anon, could you unlock your phone for me?"
>grab phone
>pretend to mess up code a few times
>phone locks me out for a few minutes
>Huh that's weird, my password isn't working
>'I'll let you figure that out, so tell me when you got your's unlocked."
>dad leaves the room
>quickly type in bypass code
>change wallpaper
>crisisaverted.gif
>Okay dad, I got it working now.
>he calls some guy
>hangs up a few minutes later
>apparently, that wallpaper changer still changes the wallpaper due to it running in the background
>it changed it to amy rose
>dad sees

>"What the fuck, anon.... why is this your fucking wallpaper."
>mutters "Jesus Christ, I've raised a faggot..." as he leaves the room

>present day
>still have that wallpaper changer
>still don't regret it

pic related. that was the picture it was set to.