Pick one, /v/.

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Pick one, /v/.

I pick the one that does anal.

>>258444053
princess zelda
>>258444463
chubachu, he's much funnier like that

>>258444053
Hilda without a doubt

Hilda

Zeruda

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I should think it's obvious.

Hilda.

Without hesitating.

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>>258445014
>Implying

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>>258444053
this one

>>258444053
Zelda. That design is actually pretty cute.
>>258444463
My fat nigga of course.

ill take the one that's not a dishonest deceiving bitch thank you

seriously fuck you hilda you are lucky zelda had it in her heart to revive your shitty torn apart world you whore


enjoy your fucking bridge building

>>258445132
seriously are the triforce pieces so poorly protected that any old dumb-ass can walk up and take them?

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>>258444053
The brown one

Why do people like Hilda again?

Who's the bitch on the left? She's cute

>>258446381

Dark hair.

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>>258444636

>>258444053
I liked Hilda for her stocking and satin glove handjob/footjob (you know which picture I'm talking about) but then I realized that every Zelda probably has access to that shit so i might as well pick TP Zelda.

>>258444053
Gotta go with Hilda

>>258447034
>(you know which picture I'm talking about)
But I don't
You have my attention

>>258446381
I want to save her.

>>258447326
Someone will post it soon. Its a staple of every Hilda thread.

>>258446381
A combination of hipster, footfags, glovefags, lipstickfags, and people who think she's a dominatrix.

>>258447836

>lipstickfags,

Hell yeah.

> and people who think she's a dominatrix.

She isn't?

>>258447959
Last Hilda thread I was in an anon was talking about how he wanted her to step on him with her heels.

>>258444053
It's really neat picking apart the contrasts in their outfits that aren't so obvious at a first glance.
>Zelda wears her crown underneath her hair, while Hilda wears it outside
>Zelda has a short-sleeved dress, while Hilda has a sleeveless one with opera gloves, inverting the skin showed
>blue vs red rings at the bottom of the dress

>>258444636

Butt, anon. poopy comes from there! you shouldn't put your dooky in the poopy!

>>258446019
That's always been the idea. It just doesn't happen because climaxes.

>>258447959
She might be. She's the opposite of the kind and gentle Zelda after all.

>>258448195

Hot.

>>258448595

We can only hope.

Hilda is so much hotter than any Zelda.

>>258444463
Chubbychu probably packs more punch

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Where are the fapfic faggots?

http://pastebin.com/jwzC0Tng

http://pastebin.com/YtyLVHG4

>>258449998
Fuck off, fanfics are LARPer level autism

>>258450112
>autism
don't think you know what that word means Anon

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>>258446243
Not even the best of her game

Is there art of Hilda in the same artstyle of other game's Zeldas?

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>>258450617
I just have this one.
A TP or OoT edit would probably make my dick explode

>>258444053
Doesn't Hilda ususally have a triforce on her staff?

>>258450670
"Why are you looking at us like that?"
"It's completely natural to make out with your counterpart...where were we, Zelda?"

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Better kick it up a notch to save best princess' thread

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>>258447326
>>258447582
>>258447034
This one?

>>258446019
>Goddesses gives one to Demise's curse babby basically making him immortal
>Having a problem with who gets the magical mcguffin

>>258455251
Nope

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>You will never rub against this

>>258456147
That actually never happened. I mean I'm unclear on whether the gods or the triforce of its own cognition chooses people, or on a semi-intelligent basis just magnitizes to their element in sapiant life.

But Ganon was never chosen. Ganon tried to take the Triforce and got a boobie prize.

>>258444053

Hilda because Brunettes have thicker pubes.

She was about to call forth Yuga. She wanted to defeat Link and steal the Triforce, but she had grown fond of him. Very fond of him, actually. Everything about him drew her in and drove her wild. She decided to come up with another plan. Hilda smiled as she turned away from the Zelda painting and towards Link, "I had a hero like you once, but he deserted me. You and I… we are not so different." She started walking towards him, "we are both strong, resourceful, courageous; we have learned to take care of ourselves. Whereas your Princess Zelda and my 'hero' can barely defend themselves, let alone an entire kingdom." She was now inches away from him, her breath in his ear, "join me, Link. We can rule Lorule together. With you by my side, we will be unstoppable. We will return this land to what it once was."

Link glared back at her, "I won't join you. I couldn't turn my back on everyone back home! It wouldn't be right!"

She pushed him against the wall and licked his cheek, "you need someone to take care of you, to love you and treat you with the respect that you deserve. I know you would do the same for me," she paused, hesitating, "it looks like you need more convincing." She smiled seductively as she tossed her staff aside and began to disrobe.

>>258456608
He was never near the Triforce in the kid timeline. He got it when he was close to dying just as a big fuck you.

Link didn't know how to respond; he had never had a woman do this for him. Ever. He had always dreamt about it. There weren't all that many super attractive women in Hyrule, but when he saw one, his imagination ran wild. Now, here was this princess, who was several times more attractive than Zelda, naked in front of him.

She pressed her chest against his and slowly slid down. She grabbed his belt and undid it, and then she proceeded to pull his pants down, revealing a very hard cock. "Is that for me? Of course it is. You've always been mine, ever since we first met. I bet you've fantasized about me," she began stroking his length, "did you jerk off to me, Link? Did you cum thinking about my sexy breasts? Or maybe, my mouth on your cock. Was it like this?" She licked it slowly before engulfing it. She went up and down slowly before she deep throated him. He was in Nirvana, or at least, what he imagined paradise to feel like.

Hilda kept sucking fervently. She wanted Link badly. She had to have him. He would soon belong to her, and then Lorule would be redeemed. The dark princess stopped just short of his release and smirked, "do you want the rest, my dear hero? And all that comes with it? The luxury of the royal life, a devoted wife, a kingdom dedicated to you. Anything and everything you could ever want and all you have to do is fuck me. Give in to it."

>>258457032

The offer became even more tempting. He would never get any of this with Zelda. He hardly even knew her. But he did know Hilda. She would talk to him on his quest. She was there for him. She managed to defend herself and him. Together they could defeat Yuga and restore the land. Maybe it was Hyrule that was the mirror world all this time.

Hilda saw it in his eyes and knew what his answer was. She licked her lips, "good boy. Now, my pet, sheath your sword, so to speak. I want it, so commands I, Princess Hilda of Lorule."

"Well, if my queen commands it, so shall it be." Link winked.

>>258457251

He flipped Hilda around and shoved her against the wall. She bit her lip and squealed with excitement. He teased her entrance as he played with her breasts, licking and sucking on them. Hilda was moaning with anticipation, waiting for Link to impale her with his member. Finally, he did. He slowly started, trying not to hurt her. She was still a virgin, as was he, but she sure knew how to seduce a man. He looked her in the eyes and she nodded, knowing full well what was about to come. Her devilish smile made it clear that she wanted it rough, though. So be it. He started picking up speed. She screamed as she felt her virginity slip away. The initial pain was soon surpassed by the sheer ecstasy of the moment. Link kept her against the wall, fucking Hilda hard and fast. He lifted up one of her legs to give himself a better vantage point. She returned the passion with her own as she bucked her hips in rhythm to his. The faster he went, the closer he came.

"I know you want to. Cum inside of me, my hero. Cum for me!" She screamed, bracing for it.

Link acknowledged her answer to the question burning in his loins as he came hard inside of her. Hilda moaned each time he shot inside of her. It felt amazing.

>>258457439

The battle with Yuga took no time at all. Yuga was confused as to why the princess was fighting him. This confusion was his downfall as she and Link destroyed him. Soon after, they freed Zelda from her painting, only to make her kneel before them. She would be their slave from now on. More realistically, she would become one of Link's concubines as he helped his queen take back the land with the Triforce. For the land of Hyrule, it fell into chaos as Lorule prospered. Hilda was not without mercy, though. She offered to let certain people come to Lorule. For example, she let Queen Oren come, but only as a slave and concubine for King Link. So began the reign of Lorule, and so concluded Hyrule's reign.

>>258444463

>pikachutriesacut.jpg

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It's the same shit with fucking Splatoon.
You guys make them out to be characters with personality, yet they don't have any in the first place.
It's fucking autistic. #madasfuck

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>>258456873
>>258457032
>>258457251
>>258457439
>>258457645

nice

>>258454876
I want Hilda to sit on my face

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Pick one, /v/.

>>258458616
Mona.

>>258458616
Ashley, no contest.

>>258458616
Ashley because pantyhose

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>>258454876
>I can't draw feet to save my life

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Why is she so perfect?

>>258459573
Because she's flawed, psychologically.

>>258456873
>>258457032
>>258457251
>>258457439
The sexual details were the only decently wrote sections. The rest was a joke.

>>258460927
It's off fanfiction.net

>>258460927
I wish they went into the striptease/disrobing more
>tfw no camwhore to do a cosplay strip of Hilda

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Would you help make her happy, /v/?
I know this is why you're all here

>>258444053
Hilda because sexy gloves and purple lipstick.

>>258444053
Zelda simply looks better

>>258462764
I can't help it

>>258462764
Nobody would be able to help her kingdom like Zelda could.

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Now that the dust has settled, why is ALBW not a very good Zelda game?

>>258463857
I can't tell you the answer to that question because I don't share the opinion.

>>258464057
What did you think of it?

>>258444053
Hilda looks kinda slutty. Zelda looks pure, like a waifu should.

>>258464182
I enjoyed it, put simple.

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>>258463474
It's okay, anon.
Hilda always rewards honesty.

>>258463857
what? ALBW was great

Hilda

>>258444053
Hilda, she'd do anything to help her kingdom.

>>258464247
>>258464331
How would you guys rate it?

What's up with all the busty Hilda fanart? Isn't she just literally Zelda with purple hair?

>>258464219
>not wanting your whole body covered in purple lipstick kisses

>>258464703
9/10, it's okay.

>>258464703
Maybe an 8.5. Dungeons are short and enemies are too easy to stunlock, but everything about it was pretty enjoyable.

No Zelda game is below a 7. Closest ones are the DS ones.

>>258464703
It was good but sabotaged itself by recycling a few too many things from LTTP, not fleshing out dungeons quite enough, and having some areas that are just long in a bad way (inside Death Mountain)

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Pick one
Get two

>>258465042
Faces of Evil
Wand of Gamelon

>>258464703
8 or 9

it was a bit easy, but that's the norm for zelda games

>>258465042
Skyward Sword

>>258465263
Skyward Sword was alright, if you could get over the control issues and bland artstyle. And some of the story issues.

>>258465263
7.5 at worst.

>>258465447
and all the filler they threw in to artificially lengthen the game

>>258444053
I don't know why, because it looks like they pretty much have the same face, but Zelda looks significantly prettier here than the one on the left.

>>258465646
>Those spirit tests
Why?

>>258458091
Your wisdom is sound as always dong.

>>258463774
I need to see this happen.
As long as Zelda wears that lingerie in white

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>>258466223

You mean the Silent Realm?

Those were actually awesome, though.

>>258462764

>go in to fug her
>she lays on her back like a dead fish, taking the D and muttering under her breath about "muh kingdom"

Worst lay ever.

>>258467494
they would have been great if they had been placed better, but they felt like they were just put there to make the game feel longer

>>258467558
>not fucking her so hard she forgets all about her kingdom
What happened to making her happy anon

>>258468698

T-that's not how a princess should dress..

>>258469110
it is when she's around my dick.

>>258469110
Does it not please you?
I'm sure she has plenty of...other, comfortable outfits. Anything to keep her subjects happy like a good ruler.

>>258465123
>Hilda and Midna double femdom
Oh jesus

>>258473285
Dat booty

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>>258473285
From the thumbnail she looks like the ghost girl from Sonic Unleashed

>>258476154
Ghost Girl a cute.

>>258476154
> we'll never see her again, she'll never appear in an actual game

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>>258476463
>>258476684

>You will never spend the afterlife taking pictures of scared kids so she'll give you a kiss

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>>258444053
I have looked at every Hilda related thread of the past two weeks and its always the same pictures in almost the same order.

This is some serious samefag we've got going on.