So I started playing Depression Quest to see what the fuss was all about, and all of the sudden I have a craving for burgers. Anyone have a similar experience?
Five guys at Zoe's amirite?
Seriously, what the fuck is depression quest and why does /v/ love it so much? There have been constant threads for the past year or so.
She slept with a good amount of white knights. Some were journalists at RPS and Kotaku. One of the journalists was married. She also had a boyfriend at the time and lied to him and basically tried to prevent him with getting another girlfriend or having other relationships after they broke up, even though she actively cheated on him during the relationship and after.
Bitch didn't go to Five Guys today it seems. Cranky as fuck from it too.
That vagina is filled with so much semen from unprotected sex because she wanted to get good ratings for her "game". She even talked about intersectionality on her twitter because a gay, male friend of hers called her on her bullshit. She then got a ton of white knights saying what they would do to protect this poor woman.
In this game you are a person with a job, a partner and you are not mortally obese, don't suffer from any addictions or are extremely awkward in social situations, yet you are, apparently, depressed. So what did Ms. Quinn do in her endless wisdom? Go to wizardchan, a haven for obese, jobless, basement dwelling kissless perma virgins in their late twenties to early thirties, a place where even admitting to having had sex once can get you banned, to seek support and opinions on her game.
That is like walking up to a homeless man on the street and whine about the store down the street not having their favorite type of ice cream in stock and how that ruins your day. She poked a grizzly and got mauled - that's it.
>I can’t stop referring to Zoe Quinn as Burgers and Fries.
Goddamn if even half that is true, what a deceitful whore.
Guess most women are shit. How embarrassing.
>Sometime around November of 2013, I signed up for an OKCupid account and got a 98% match with a cutie with colorful hair (cool), who was super into social justice stuff (good!)
They deserve eachother <3
She fucked five different guys to promote her game, while lying to her boyfriend about it, then begged him not to tell anyone. Because she was "too important a role model to lose" <-paraphrasing.
IT'S HAPPENING /v/
FUN'S OVER, THE TRUTH WILL PREVAIL
>cause games as a whole can lose one of it's only strong voices for equality
The ego on this bitch.
>There's literally a video of him going to facebook and searching for the logs on the website
>Oh it's just fake stuff by a psycho ex boyfriend
How do these faggots delude themselves so hard?
Oh yeah. She was the one that kept bitching and yelling at Jontron. Didn't the producers try to capitalize on that, and that was one of the reasons it failed because Jon was fucking pissed about that?
Ehh, you could make anything into a videogame, as long as its done well. A lot of shows attempt similar subject matter, but almost none do it as much justice as something like evangelion.
>Story is boring as fuck
>There are multiple options but you can't click the logical or good ones
>Story just drags on and on
So depression feels like a shitty game? Now I can see why people kill themselves over this.
Patrick Klepek has yet to comment on the situation.
Speculation is that, he also fucked her and is concerned it will be revealed any time now.
>So depression feels like a shitty game?
Yeah, kinda. I mean, this particular shitty game is bad at depicting the feeling of a shitty game, since it's inaccurate in addition to being bad.
she has funky hair colors, piercings and tattoos. also a whale. all of those lead me to believe she probably gives ridiculous head. there has to be some reason these people put up with her.
[x] hypergamous whore
[x] cheater, multiple times
[x] fucked boss
[x] actually fucker her white knights like a narcissistic cunt
[x] shitty game viraled
[x] acts like a fucking retard to her boyfriend
ALL HAIL THE DEGENERATE QUEEN!
I think having your entire life revolve around your sexuality means you can't belong anywhere. I mean its not like I make my fetish for megasluts and skimpy outfits my "lifestyle" whatever that means and identify myself by it.
Its no different when they have a fetish for cocks or to suck each others vaginas
I know jack shit about this game, but I suffer from depression so I suppose I might as well add it to my list, but I doubt it'll cover it as well as E--
>this nigga agrees with me
The End of Evangelion is exactly how I feel every night.
She just cheated on the poster with 5 separate guys so now he just thinks of five guys whenever he thinks of it
Also its kinda funny he even opened the whole thing up by telling all the MRA and anti feminist types on 4chan to fuck off. Its just supposed to be his bad experience with a person he was dating
I just find it stupid that, in a game about depression, you cannot in fact end up killing yourself.
>she told the dude not to go public because it would ruin her image and videogames would lose a valued champion of equality
No it wouldn't.
Anita could literally make a video of her sucking a guy off and getting DPed and people would cheer her on.
People would probably say shit like "YOU SHOW THOSE OPPRESSORS WOMEN DO WHAT WE WANT!" "I'M SO GLAD YOU SHOWED EVERYONE WE CAN BE SEXUAL AND IT ISN'T A CRIME! YOU ARE AN INSPIRATION!" "LOL THEY CAME SO FAST!!1!! SOME MEN THEY ARE ;P"
I read somewhere that it wasn't to gather attention or capitalize on the fact that suicide is all over the news but after the burgergate she just seems like a slimy slut to me. She totally did it to cash in on the Williams suicide.
I've yet to see any hard evidence suggesting she was "raided", nor have I seen any hard evidence suggesting otherwise. It's more logical to figure that both parties were nasty to each other.
This is how it blows up.
Zoe can deny it, even the boss can, but if the wife is made aware of the evidence then she could file for divorce and the whole thing could go public. No more denying it.
Someone send this shit to her, she deserves to know, it's the right thing.
Do you have a source of her coming out? I've ignored her for a while but I've always said this about her when debating people, I would be nice to find confirmation for my little ego.
>sister goes on tumblr
>recently called something "cultural appropriation"
>also said the definition of racism means people can't be racist against white people
>as white teenager
I'm going away to uni soon, will she become a he/xhi by the time Christmas is around?
I feel bad for her if she doesn't know
Alternatively, she does know [spoilers]and she's in the same predicament as Eron and can't bring herself to actually speak up for herself and leave him[/spoilers]
Oh god this needs to happen. It's just the right thing to do, after all.
do you think he pounded her craw real good /v/?
>My sister died her hair Dark Purple yesterday
Goddamn it Crest. I thought you were sensible but everytime I see you I just get dissappointed. I knew him from halo2forum.com an old board I used to visit and he was always a knowlegeable member of the community especially in the area of rendering and encoding video but know he is like some faggy brony letsplayer who favorites this kind of bullshit. Not cool mang.
Don't worry about it.
Everyone goes though that phase, Usually during University, when for the first time in their life they get exposed to different cultures and belief systems.
If they haven't grown out of it by age 25, then you have a real issue.
>all you gotta do is look at the people who believe the guy and you should have your answer. Case in point.
>Fact is defined by who believes it
HAHAHA OH WOW HOW COULD YOU ACTUALLY TELL YOURSELF THAT? LET ALONE TYPE IT AND SEND IT TO SOMEONE
You know guys, if you want the truth to come out, you should avoid the usual harassment and stuff you normally do.
Stuff like this is battles of PR and if you do stupid shit that gets people on her side, then you are gonna lose.
She is gonna try to play the victim, dont help her make her case.
>Using the wikipedia vandalism as proof that whoever wrote the wordpress logs is some creep with a vendetta and it's all made up
>Five Guys Burgers and Fries might get away scott free because /v/ had to be a le epic meme ruseman and fuck around with her wikipedia page
Thanks /v/, you fucking imbeciles.
>not posting the myspace angle pictures
In groups, these people actively cut out conventionally attractive company, or the majority of the population. It makes perfect sense that a completely nondescript landwhale can receive the helen of troy treatment this way
We should make a game called Adultery Quest, where you will be able to roleplay as Zoe Quinn in her quest to cheat on her beta boyfriend with 5 guys, in 24 hours. It could be a Sierra-style adventure with lots of /v/ and /pol/ jokes and death traps.
>depression quest sequel first draft.jpg
>sister starts studying criminology
>stupid course but good for getting promotions as a cop
>more interested in criminal aspect but forced to do some sociology
>she actually uses her fucking brain
>backs up most views on society with actual statistics
>flat out rejected criminological feminism because lighter sentence just because female is bullshit
>also because complete removal of all gender roles just because is retarded
>doesn't read her own explanations based off conjecture into sociological statistics
>thinks sociology in general is a retarded subject
For all the youtube blog shit she watches, I'm glad she at least has that.
Holy shit, I didn't look at them. The latest picture is of him with Burgers and Fries at some location. This motherfucker... Oh, he also has a picture of a typewriter with a USB connection. Fucking hipsters.
Notice the tiny details, like asuka's nu-nu's (or whatever the fuck they're called the plugsuit hair-clips she always wears) in the over her shoulder shot when she tells shinji "no". She's everything he is afraid of, that he issn't, that he needs. Companionship, a Woman and a Mother (eva nu-nu's)
Same with the coffee pot, his anxiety is spilling over because the world is pushing him around, and what was once at least contained within the self is now splashed everywhere and burning everything, he's having a mind crush while he's playing an instrumental (heh) part in the end of mankind as we know it.
IDK man I think Anno was a genius. Was. Don't have much hope for 4.0 making up for the rebuilds so far
Depressed people who constantly talk about their depressions aren't depressed - they're narcissists.
That would just be
Ok and what is Pen-Pen suppose to represent here?
This guy sounds like a huge tool and he writes like he is still in the ninth grade. But if all this stuff is true, then this is some of the best internet drama that I've ever seen.
So let me see if I understand this right.
>Zoe makes up story about being harassed from 4chan
>/v/ calls her a crazy liar(with evidence form archives)
>Patrick Klepek and other SJW journalists come running to her defense
>They all start portraying her as some brave womyn standing up to sexist gamers
>turns out /v/ was completely right about her the whole time
It doesn't even surprise me anymore when these SJW folks turn out to be huge freaks. She is a manipulative liar who emotionally abused her (moronic)boyfriend. And when you consider the people she chose to cheat with, there is a real possibility that she whored herself out for some work(she has no skills and Joshua had no real reason to hire her except that he wanted to keep fucking her) and free publicity.(because honestly, who would ever want to fuck those game journalists?)
To top it all off, she seems to be a complete sociopath who lacks any real empathy for her boyfriend and continues to lie at every possibility.
And you know what the funniest part about all this is? People will still defend her.
It's just like Anita. No matter how much dirt turns up, the SJW will never admit they were wrong. Mark my words, people will try to turn this around and make the boyfriend the bad guy in all of this. Zoe may even make a fake suicide attempt to get some sympathy.
Just a few days ago, reddit was kissing her ass. Those idiots are so delusional that they'll believe any excuse she comes up with. Pic related.
Someone shoop them into the poster.
Analyze the argument.
Look at it.
Is his argument refuting and proving the facts wrong? Is he addressing the argument?
Or is he attacking the person with petty insults?
Hint!: It's not the former!
Why would any married person cheat with this thing?
Unless the other woman is even more repulsive.
I twitted him though not like anyone will see and respond. Haven't used account in a year holy shit they made twitter even worse.
Ok, if I understand, she is using Anita paranoia tactic to get sympathy and publicity for her shitty visual novel. Plus, she's a cheating whore who slept with her boss, great business woman. And she is pro censor, she want to censor comment on steam. on top of that, she's a stupid uninformed SJW that preach about thing they barely know... wow, is that all. At this point if you guys tell me that cunt eat baby for breakfast, I wouldn't be surprised.
I will try my best to ignore her, don't want to give her any excuse for her faggotry
"You are Zoe Quinn, an SJW artist who is too deep for anyone to understand, yourself included. You have been feeling particularly horny these last few nights - a strange sensation to be sure, as you have a boyfriend and he'd be perfectly happy to have sex with you if you asked him. You're also craving a burger."
You have not consumed any burgers or fries.
You are loyal to your boyfriend, with only vague, nebulous thoughts of fucking other men.
What do you do?
Ask your boyfriend for sex. (greyed out)
Pick up some Five Guys. It's delicious.
Call a videogame journalist and invite him over for sex.
Acknowledge your poor life choices and attempt to stop being a slut (greyed out)
Create an angsty blog about how monogamous relationships are oppressing you.
Will post response, tinyurl is the video
Did not hear about that.
I remember playing a while ago and thinking it was an interesting and well intentioned and not terribly executed novelty.
Why did she even feel the need to release it on steam though? It's free to play online and it's only worth playing through once anyway.
SHE DIDIN DO NOFFIN
SHE A GUD GIRL
SHE WAZ ABOUT TO START GOING TO SCHOOL
WE NED MOAR MONE FO DEM PROGRAMS
There's Kylie, but I don't see any Kyle
just becuse you're an obese jobless basment dwelling kissless perma virgin doesn't mean you have to be bitter about it.
i never got that "fucked five guys" thing, isn't she a dyke? she seems like a dyke.
Should we expect the narrative spin in a day, a week? It seems obvious with all the evidence provided that they'll only mention it indirectly, if at all, in a piece reinforcing their hard-line principles against "bullying"
Imagine you write a long ass post explaining why a game is good in objective, factual detail and I burst into the thread saying you're wrong for liking a game and calling you a faggot.
How would you respond to that?
>It was released on Steam the day he killed himself.
pen-pen's simple, he's the lighthearted sense of normalcy & hope that the characters have in their day to day lives. Which is weird because he's a fucking penguin but there's the beauty of it: it's ridiculous. 2/3rds of the world is dead from 2nd impact. The world is run by vaugely crypto-fascist governments who flip your city upside down at a moments notice. You could be killed by a fucking floating prism at any time. Still, he's the "home life", something grounded to return to after a hard day saving the world from eldrich horrors. When he leaves near the end of the series, around when Kaji dies, that hope, that attempt at normaly is gone. Misato can't keep up appearances of being a happy go lucky drunk, and shinji and asuka's mental states deteriorate significantly (not directly related to it but eva generally has an omniscient sense of foreboding and interconnectedness about it)
man I like lynch films but they're not some super deep symbolic rabbit hole. If anything I think Lynch puts stuff in because he thinks its cool.
it was a name that asuka's english VA came up with for them and it stuck AFAIK.
>>Forget to grab condom earlier in the game
you got that wrong
>Forget to throw away condoms earlier in the game
>don't get STDs
>don't give it to your bf
This isn't a video game, it's more like one of those choose-your-adventure books
Except a lot of your options get crossed out if you fuck up enough because you're so goddamn depressed.
As somebody who struggles with it, this hit me hard. Got me to seek help a while back.
IT'S GOING OFF
Do I send it? Or change it
Yo fuck off, eva is one of my all time favorites but you're making us look bad
gib game please
Bitches and whores drama is video games related now?
I don't think so.
Depends. On the internet, you're anonymous. Unless you so choose, nobody knows who you really are. You can talk about whatever you want.
The main thing is whether or not you talk about things solely for the attention, or because you're trying to actually have a conversation.
>man I like lynch films but they're not some super deep symbolic rabbit hole. If anything I think Lynch puts stuff in because he thinks its cool.
Yeah, but when you see something like da blue box and key. It usually has a connotation more than anything in eva.
he goes again
>doctoring a video just to do this
>even though he was in a relationship with that beast
why not go further? he NEVER met Zoe and all of this is made up nonsense, right, mr gaylord-whiteknight? holy fuck those people are delusional
no no, they do fuck people, but they don't give a fuck if it has a penis or a vagina. That's it. That doesn't means they fuck everything that moves. They are as selective as any heterosexual. Unless they are sluts, in which case, yes, they fuck anything that moves, including frying pans.
Rather ask him how a real time video is doctored. If Zoe murdered Hitler's newborn would he believe Hitler, a renown psycho or his poor friend who didn't do nuffin?
Don't blow it off by pretending to be a shitty troll from 4chainz
Stop trying to a be a passive fucktard and ask him how the video was doctored.
You have to be aggressive in an argument, goddamn. The person who asks the questions wins, the person who can't answer them looks weak in comparison.
This guy is basically assuming that everything her ex-boyfriend wrote is 100% fabricated, right?
We'll have to wait for her to address it herself, but she might go ahead and say it's 100% fabricated too.
And then we'll just have to hope one of the five guys admits it like the guy who fucked that speedrunner's wife at that convention. (What happened with that couple by the way? Are they both still completely disappeared from the internet?)
While I normally don't bite into /pol/ shit because holy hell /pol/ is fucking stupid enough to not believe in basic shit like evolution, this is fucking hilarious. Every angle of this is perfect. You got some sperg loser who writes a fucking manifesto about his landwhale ex's sex life, some fat chick who can't stop sleeping with people to make herself feel better about being a fat East Coast liberal, and a bunch of journalists who cheated on their wives and girlfriends with said fatso.
>play Depression Quest years ago
>shit hits me fucking hard and makes me reevaluate myself and seek help
>mfw this happens
why can't the people in charge of the things I like be good people
So are there any game sites that you think will talk about this?
Polygon - Not unless it becomes a huge scandal deal
Kotaku - never, conflict of interest
IGN - Doubt it, unless it becomes a huge deal outside of it
Giant Bomb - naw, only Patrick Klepek would talk about something like this and Zoe is his friend
Joystiq - doubt it, they don't cover this sort of stuff
Gamespot - no, same as ign probably
Given that she's terrified of losing her credibility
bit late for thatshe'll likely do one of the following:
>Call it bullshit despite all the evidence, and everyone will side with here because muh gurls in gaming
>Own up to it all tearful-like and everyone will side with her because muh girls in gaming
Someone needs to bite the bullet and call his house and keep trying until his wife picks up, then give her the wordpress website. Chances are info about her online will be scarce, unless she's also a big internet personality.
>So are there any game sites that you think will talk about this
not a single one, because unlike /v/ they know that NOT talking about a subject that they don't like makes it go away faster instead of vandalizing wiki pages/writing articles about it
sounds like you have much worse problems than depression
fastest way to kill any quality information that might get posted. The circlejerk sets itself up in the first few threads, every time, and then stays there for months. That's /vg/.
>claim all your cards and money were stolen so people send you money
>claim your phone wasn't so all your fanboys and fuckbuddies can send you sympathetic texts and give you more attention
if you're going to be a pathological liar, might as well go the whole 9 yards with it
I'm willing to bet that Klepek is one of the Fast Five, so don't expect any articles aside from "Gamers Are Awful People: How The Internet Banded Together to Destroy Zoe Quinn's Career" by Patrick Klepek