Misread, thought you were asking what the Destiny version was called
First time in a webm thread how often should I expect to get a boner
Any ID webms? I'm still shit at the games, otherwise I'd make my own.
I hate this part so much. Not because it's scary but because it's retarded
>eye shit is low hanging fruit when it comes to tense gore anyway
>here's a machine designed specifically for eye injections
>but watch out! if it's not aimed exactly at your pupil it will shoot forward and kill you for some reason!
Just such a dumb stretch to throw in another tense moment.
I haven't really paid much attention to this game but I know /v/ shits on it a lot. Not sure why though, based off of these Webms this game looks fantastic
they'll probably pull a 180 if it comes out on PC
I used to make fun of people who would put up with a poor game because they like the setting or because the graphics are good. Now I know how they feel.
I don't care if the gameplay is shit, I NEED to play a cute anthropomorphic mouse knight.
Some people will of course, but there do exist people who don't think bungie is the be all end all of game developers shockingly enough. So why don't you get fucked with your inevitably microtransaction laden mmo.
>The water behind her magically turns to glass, stopping her from being pushed back, as she somehow doesn't get crushed by the corpse of this 500 pound fish that was swimming full speed at her
I'm gonna take a guess at this being from the Assassin's Creed where you play as a woman.
No, no, never. If a woman's midriff were exposed in an AC game, it would never come out due to SJW outrage. It's called "wild" and that little bit of trailer is from this year's gamescom.
I miss detailed cockpits in Codemasters games.
It's a ghost, you dick head.
Artificial Academy 2
You mean this, anon?
>thank you nintendo and TecmoKoei for giving children and tweens their first polygon crush/boner
You must not have understood my question.
How do tits in cutscenes affect the gameplay?
Are you implying that metroid was shit because a cutscene had a girl in a bikini in it?
isn't it this videogame about Raiden befor he turned in a cyborg?
I forgot the name
sorry I have only this shitty gif
you now I never asked but your idea is very plausible
>That trigger discipline
>That color selection
>That beard unbefitting to his face
Witcher 2 2560x1440 vs 8k
ye olde times when TR didnt take itself way too seriously to the detriment of everything
Lol it is screenshots one after the other. One is 2560x1440 and the other is 8k.
You can't see the full amount of detail in the webm because it is compressed but you can still see the difference.
I don't understand what this is supposed to illustrate. The difference between 2560x1440 and 8k resolutions? They don't look any different and making a webm with a width of 1080 isn't helping.
Alright, first of all, giraffes are not that much taller than normal horses, not where their sex parts are concerned. Second of all, why would they make a giraffe-fucking spinning dildo machine? I mean it's not even connected to any kind of sperm tank or sperm reservoir to potentially impregnate a giraffe. And third of all, why would you need the dildo to fucking spin in the giraffe's pussy/asshole?
Hey guys, what do you use to make webms?
I would use Shadowplay, but my graphics card doesn't seem equipped for it.
nah everyone who didnt start TR games with the reboot knows this is fact
Pro-Tip: If your'e going to make waifu webms make them in a place where you can see the waifu
>I mean it's not even connected to any kind of sperm tank or sperm reservoir to potentially impregnate a giraffe. And third of all, why would you need the dildo to fucking spin in the giraffe's pussy/asshole?
Why do you assume it's for breeding, faggot? It's for strong giraffe womyn who don't need no man.
There better be a fucking owl battle
OBS is pretty gud for a free tool. Bandicam is good if you can crack it successfully (there's all sorts of weird cracks out there, most of which don't work or are really difficult and annoying to set up properly).
The face isn't unattractive, it just doesn't suit her. She has the face of a teen, so it doesn't suit her (for lack of a better word) milf-tier curves
I love it though
I've always sort of wanted a really fucking sharp, high quality sword of some european style or other. Just to have, you know?
Unfortunately it seems even less socially acceptable than fucking anime figurines.
Holy fucking shit people can't be this bad. Increase bitrate until 3Mb, not that hard. Or there's an automated thing in the Webm for Retard, just put 3Mb as a limit and press start
>giraffes are not that much taller than normal horses
Normal horses have legs the height of the average man?
>why would they make a giraffe-fucking spinning dildo machine?
Same reason they have horse and cow fucking machines, to inseminate them with prize semen.
>it's not even connected to any kind of sperm tank or sperm reservoir to potentially impregnate a giraffe.
> would you need the dildo to fucking spin in the giraffe's pussy/asshole?
I don't think it's your right to question the sexual preferences of giraffes.
Ths is one of those games that will be dusted off by some 21 year-old virgin in 2025 and he'll put it on his Top 10 list of underrated classics.
Alright I stand corrected on that.
But then you gotta factor in how huge a giraffe dick is. In motion, the system barely looks like in support the girth of a large human dildo, if you put a giraffe dildo on there, it would probably knock itself over.
Anyone got that webm that has stuff perfectly sliding in and out of eachother and then cuts to porn?
Saw it a while ago.
The game is shit but it's incredibly buggy which can cause some fun against the wishes of Ubisoft.
>being this uninformed
you cant be me im a rockstar
im rhymin on the top of a copcar
What a fucking faggot.
He was basically just showing off for the first 10 seconds.
After that, it looked easy as hell. The shell guys deliberately fire to allow for those jumps to happen.
7/10 at best.
>being this insecure
It's not like it matters since I think he's wearing that thing that deflects bullets anyway. They start shooting at him as he calmly walks to take Ray and nothing hits him.
I'm an autist and have to have two lane roads.
>Did you know giraffes are super gay? Like a large percent of their sex is with male giraffes.
Their gay by limitation when they're trapped in zoos or have no access to females (i.e. prison gay), not like your cock-sucking self.
Well, time to finally download Bartender anime.
I really hoped this webm was from live action version. But noooooo... my hopes had to be crushed.
I'm wondering if that 4th slice, the one where he comes up to do one last downward slice, was an accident or on purpose.
If on purpose that is damn fine swordsmanship.
If on accident, well looks pretty good regardless.
>little girl hits him in the stomach with the end of a bow
>wearing full heavy plate armor
>knocked off his feet and stumbles away
What the fuck.
Even if Beefy McManmuscles was hitting those guys with a bow it wouldn't do shit with that armor on.
The fucking Incredible Hulk couldn't make the bow be that effective on people wearing that much armor. The Bow would break before it could do that.
Pretty bad once you realize the ghosts can't hurt you if you look at the floor.
Also had some buggy water textures.
Got it for free with my grafix card though, so I'm not complaining.
and now lets bring everybody down with the presently sad state of things
>it seems even less socially acceptable than fucking anime figurines
What the fuck are you talking about?
I have a cavalary saber from one of the balkan wars and my granfather has a shimitar.
Zero anime shit...
Are there any other games with good destruction physics?
couldn't find a .webm of this
"And the sign said long haired freaky people, need not apply"
"its almost over now almost over now"
"gon celebrate cuz its a holiday"
fuck yes this game.played it for hours. would love a remake on next gen.
I know, but still. It gave me to many NFSU feels.
Maybe, to be fair even with 20 hours in the Beta I felt like I hadn't scratched the surface.
>MY SIDES LOLOL
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It is pretty sad when a guy dresses up as Triss indeed
It was optional, I was just insulted that the devs thought a decent Hitman fan would ever need such a mechanic
This has got to be on the easiest setting or maybe even modded, the slow down time is basically nothing on higher difficulties.
Absolution definitely wasn't Blood Money, but it was still pretty entertaining at times. Hell of a pretty game, too.
the game looks shitty but the music's actually pretty neat