1) Haughty, yet noble tsundere fish princess.
2) Zoras are the best Zelda species.
Because she's loyal and made out of sex.
Zant definitely has the most interesting looking moveset in the game. It seems like the only one that actually uses different moves in the same chain depeding on button inputs.
Still waiting on that gangbang image of the Great Fairy.
You know, for all the things this game missed the mark on, I gotta give props for what it did right.
That right there is pretty much everything I would want or expect from a Zant moveset.
His and Ghirahim's. Very satisfied with how they both turned out.
wouldn't mind any skin contact of anything female right now
that's a good funny. the webm that is, your joke was a 4/10
>yfw her eyes are the purpre things on the side of her head.
>her "eyes" are just weird gills
only one way around it
Well, she WAS perfect... until they ruined her on the 3DS.
Have you never seen a potato peeler before?
Why does she have breasts? She's a fish.
They could just be vestigial organs, or maybe Zoras are like Platypus'; they lay eggs, but also nurse young? Or maybe they're like camel humps, storing water in the event she has to go somewhere lacking in it?
>face that just plain looks better made
>face expression is more devious
>body strong like a swimmer
>hydrodynamic body with no bullshit scale bra/suit that makes no goddamn sense
There are many reasons to prefer N64 Ruto.
What about 3DS Ruto's face is tsundere, though? They made her irises gigantic so she'd look more cutesy and anime. I wonder if you even know what tsundere means.
They just designed her to look more human so she could just be a race of fantasy people or some shit.
Or they sense water currents so she can swim better.
What we know of entimology in the Zelda series literally boils down to "the gods chose to....". So since the Gods of Hyrule are actually Goddesses; that judging by OOT do themselves have tits? It would sort of makes sense that the good and godfearing races would have women built in their image.
That being the case I'm pretty sure they're vestigial.
A tsundere face is more embarrassed or slightly angry. Ruto 3DS just has giant cute anime eyes. Ruto N64 has the eyes of a devious seductress (especially when combined witht that smile), which fit her attempts to seduce Link ever since they got engaged.
Yes. In reality Ruto's body should look more like this (ignore the disgusting face). A smooth singular surface with protrusions that suggest breasts. But instead they made her body just make no fucking sense at all.
Are you actually autistic? That face isn't remotely angry. NEITHER of them are, nor should they be. Ruto is only tsundere as a child. Once she becomes engaged to Link she becomes very open about wanting to marry him, and that continues to when you see her as an adult.
i always thought they were fake eyes like killer whale white spots to protect from attack.
I imagine that bulb on her head is just dead fish skin than can regenerate to protect the rest of her
>not using an Apple peeler
>not wanting to know what Piper's milf butt feels like
So, the character roster is shit.
It's just gonna be Cia, Valga and Wizzro. You really think we'll get more than that? Fuck them for not adding all the Sages, putting in Agitha of all people and their OC who took moves from Rauru and Saria. That is my only major problem with this game.
Sad part is, I'll still obligated to buy it because Zelda Wii U is likely to become Skyward Sword 2.0. The visual style is even almost the same.
>Link and Ruto get some alone time
>"Now we commence the mating ritual"
>Ruto takes a huge slimy dump on the ground
>The slimy blue pile is her eggs
>Link removes his tunic, bends his knees and begins working his dick like no other
>Link's furious jacking off causes him to grunt as if he were side-jumping
>Ruto only watches, encouraging him
>"Yes! Your seed will begin the cycle of a new generation!"
>Link just jizzes all over the pile
>Ruto approaches it and mixes the jizz and eggs together with her hands
>not wanting to play as the old man from Zelda 1
>those flames orbit around you and are used to attack enemies near and far
>Musou is all the swords from Zelda 1 come out and are used to attack enemies around the old man
Why would you not want this?
I'm 100% serious here; I'd like to see a difference made between Dark Link and Link's Shadow.
I mean just for the sake of the game; Dark Link being a discrete personification of Link with evilpower or whatever. But the "Shadow" being a nonpreset mirror match for any character that happens across the field that they're set in.
Link's Shadow was made with a magic mirror, so there can be lots of them, while Dark Link is always made by Link himself, facing his own darkness. So, in a HW, we should be getting Dark Link, and Dark Link would summon Link's Shadows to attack.
>bitching someone out for caring about an aspect of the lore
>in a thread hosting a discussion of zora reproduction
I think you may be in the wrong place.
>So, can Hylians and Zora breed?
Maybe. The various species of Hyrule rarely interact with each other as it is.
>I'd like to have a half Zora Link for a change.
Seconded. I'd love a whole game designed around a zora protagonist. That was so much fun.
>Beach hub world
>Like Likes everywhere
I'm just going to go on the record and say even the laymen generally knows you can't crossbreed outside of a Genus. Even if they don't know what that is. Much less a Phylum.
Well, yes. But do keep in mind that the zora eventually evolve into the rito after the world floods. Because turning into birds instead of adapting to salt/fresh water makes hella sense!
Standard rules of biology don't mean jack shit in Hyrule.
The worst part was the way they slowly creeped towards you,
and then stretching closer.
They have scales and their closest relatives are more or less large-mouth bass
That wasn't evolution. That was a case of divine intervention. I don't think the gods are going to come down when you're sticking your dick in something not designed for it and say YES THIS PLEASES US HAVE A BROOD!!!
Nevermind that Link's parentage have a 100% fatality rate.
>adapting to salt/fresh water
But they already live in both salt and fresh water.
That was a really fucking stupid thing to do anyway, and one of the reasons I dislike WW.
>World is flooded
>No Zora kingdom
>No Zora whatever to allow you to swim fast and dive
>No underwater exploration nor anything, other than the castle
Seriously, fuck whoever thought that was a good idea.
This. I enjoyed WW for what it is, but it wasted way too many opportunities.
I mean, come on, the whole premise is that the world has been flooded, and THIS is the game you leave out the zora? And there's no going underwater. Fuck off.
>not realizing her design is based on the most retarded oceanic creature
>they don't understand it's Link carrying her
Gaming journalism at its finest. That fucking retard hasn't even played OoT? Are you fucking kidding me?
You wanna give us a pastebin so that we're not giving him pageviews?