Have you ever ruined a console/portable by accident, like spilling something on it or dropping it?
I have never once had a console break on me for any reason. My Xbox 360 hasn't even gotten the RRoD.
But I've seen people drop and break their DS hinges, or have their disc readers in their Gamecubes stop working.
I frequently drop coffee on my keyboards , i just unplug it and let it lay upside down for a couple days in a drawer and switch to my replacement keyboards. You'd have to continue using a device after having water enter it to really short circuit it. Common sense m8
i dropped my psp 1000 in just the perfect way that the screen smacked into a corner of a wooden chair, breaking the screen.
I replaced the screen, but it just wasn't the same.
(seriously, the second screen has really bad ghosting)
One time when we were kids my friend and I were trying to move his TV and we accidentally slipped and dropped it on his PS2.
I've never broken any of my consoles personally. I did break one of the springs in the battery compartment of my GBC but it still worked fine, you just had to hold the spring in place when you were changing batteries.
I accidentally shut a car door on my DS
The fucking thing snapped in half
I'm a fucking retard
>twelve years old
>playing pokemon silver
>over 110 hours on my save file
>pokedex complete except for Venusaur
>at a friend's house
>his little brother (only a year younger, not like 6 or anything) wants to try it so I give him the cartridge
>figure he has enough sense not to delete my save file
>he pops it into his gameboy
>takes it out, blows on the cartridge
>pops it back in
>save file is gone
I didn't even care that I'd never complete the pokedex which is weird because I had mad anger problems when I was a kid.
No but I dropped my phone into a bucket of alfredo sauce last month. I am way more careful with my vidya than anything else.
>tfw cheesie dust caked on controllers
>tfw Pepsi stain on my keyboard, too lazy to clean it up and it got all hairy
>jizz residue on my laptop
I tell people I just spilled some kind of drink on it
Lost a ps2 and a gamecube to dust, at least I think it was dust, otherwise they just stopped working for no real reason.
Oh wait, I did once trip over a controller cord and fuck up a console like that. Good thing wireless is now a thing.
No, but on my 3rd red ring of death, I took a pickaxe to my 360, doused it in gas and lit it on fire. I then switched it with my friends older brother's 360 for the "lulz".
But no, it didn't work after I spilled the gasoline on it.
I vomited all over my Gameboy Advance once. It still worked, but some of the vomit got stuck in the speaker and killed the sound a little. As far as I can remember, there were still little brown bits on that speaker.
Quite a while ago my Gamecube was fucked up and not working, so my cousin who was over at the time suggested I spray WD-40 in the disc tray and like a dumbass I listened, needless to say it was ruined so we got another Gamecube but it was due to be replaced anyways so I didn't really get in trouble for it. Apparently my cousin had just earlier smoked a couple bowls and I thought he was suggesting it because he might know what he was talking about.
I think that's about it since I don't break my shit like a retard, I was also still a teen at the time that happened too.
>Set 3DS on desk, charging
>Walk toward bed
>Pull on wire with leg by accident
>3DS FLIES AT A CORNER ON ENTERTAINMENT CENTER
>Check it, huge dent in the MH case I had on it
Other than this and my old PS3 YLOD'ing, I've never
visiblydamaged anything vidya.
Froze an SNES
Burned a wii (still worked though but it's all black and shit)
Soaked 3 PS2 controllers, 1 xbox360 controller, 13 gamecube controllers, and an snes controller
Dropped my gamecube down a flight of stairs (still worked)
>mfw my little brother broke off the control pad to the 3DS while playing Kid Icarus Uprising
I should have given him OoT 3D instead.
>Pokemon Yellow just released
>playing gameboy on the toilet
>lid to the tank shifted
>tried placing gameboy there to wipe
>falls into the tank of water
>reach in, grab gameboy and turn the power off
>flip it over and remove the batteries
>finish in the bathroom and tell my dad I dropped it in water
>"You have to let it dry out completely Anon, even then it might be broken"
>verge of tears
>remove the cartridge from the gameboy
>set both of them on a towel where the sun hits most of the day
>do my best to not play it for five days
>get home from school, walk to it and sigh expecting the worst
>grab fresh batteries, put the cartridge back in and turn it on
>it powers on and plays perfectly
And that's why Nintendo is basically the best hardware manufacturers ever.
I learned the hard way that OFF! Deep Woods bug spray melts/stains plastic. I didn't ruin it but my poor brand new PSP had spots all over the top and triggers.
>Back when the Wii was new
>Sister and her friend playing Wii Sports Tennis
>Sister's wristband snaps, remote goes flying ridiculously fast into the radiator in the corner of the room
>Dented the fucking cast iron radiator
>Remote still works fine to this day
I remember I had a shitbag cousin that always used to come over and use my Xbox. When his parents finally bought him his own for his birthday the fucker picked it up whilst it was wrapped up and dropped it, breaking it without even knowing what it was. Shit was pretty funny.
Uh, let's see
Threw up on my b&w gameboy, still worked but smelled rank and I didn't use it much after
ps3 broke down because I ragequitted in demon's souls too much and the restarting process blew a fuse or something
Most of my shit doesn't break because I'm not a clumsy fuck just sick and angry apparently
I pissed on my N64 one night when I was sleep-walking. Thing still worked fine
No but a buddy ruined a 360 of another friend. It was the newer black model with the ventilation on top of the console (fucking retarded design). He managed to pour some beer into it this way.
>tfw knocked GF's jar of menstrual blood all over my PC
>she made me sleep on the couch for a week
not consoles, but
these ink spills are older than some of you on here right now
i pulled my gamecube from 1,5 shelf ... it lost a corner but still works since 10 years...
i ran with my gameboy advance in my hand and slided over the ground with it
helluva pain but advance still ready
>Be youngest brother.
>Brothers are playing PSX.
>I want a turn.
>They tell me to fuck off.
>Walk up to the Playstation.
>Whip out my dick.
>Piss on it.
>Completely broke it.
>Mfw thinking about this.
I was a bad kid.
>Moved out of my parents house
>All my older consoles in Rubbermaid containers in basement
>Everything Xbox, PS2, Gamcube, Saturn, Dreamcast, 32x, ect
>Had a near complete US Dreamast collection
>2 Years ago my parents tell me the basement got a little wet, never before had it ever got wet. They tell me its hardly anything
>Year after that visit home to get some stuff out of my folks basement
>Well a little wet to my parents is 4 feet of fucking water
>While all the tubs had lids non were water tight
>All consoles and games were underwater for a year
Thats now I stopped caring about collection and became an emulation fag. I laterally dumped the water out and set the containers on the curb for the trash men. I didn't cry but i was damn close
They did. They threw me down the stairs after kicking my ass.
Yeah, I know.
>be 10 or some shit I can't remember
>shortly after release day of PS2
>"THANK YOU SO MUCH MOM, I'VE ALWAYS WANTED A PS2"
>puts PS2 vertically on shelf edge
>full of hype energy
>puts in memory card
>has muscles spasm from hype pulling PS2 off the edge of the shelf
>PS2 falls and crashes on the ground
>friend is balling his eyes out
>we all stare at the ground
>awkward as fuck
at least you understand how terrible you were.
here's a jack frost because i don't know what else to post
No, but I did ruin a computer
>CPU coolant has dried up, computer overheats and crashes after 10 minutes
>Too poor to get more
>It's the middle of winter, who needs artificial cooling?
>Open up window all the way to let cool air in, place tower on the floor with side exposed
>Place fan next to the tower and angle it downwards
>Actually does an excellent job of cooling
>Eating Breakfast at desk one morning
>Glass of chocolate milk sitting on the edge of my desk
>Knock it over
>Full glass of chocolate milk splashes straight into my exposed tower, killing it
I needed a new computer anyway
>I tell people I just spilled some kind of drink on it
You think people don't know?
You think you fooled anyone when you crossed your legs while watching the token pg-13 sex scene in a movie with your family?
They know. They know everything!
Not a console but sme Hardware.
When I go to sleep I used to put those over the headrest of my chair because it's neat, doesn't fall and doesn't fuck with any cables.
One night I sleepwalked and did nothing but pick the headphones up, grip them on both ear pieces and rip them apart proceeding then to throw them across the room at the door. I then went back to bed.
I was fucking pissed when I woke up god because back then these fuckers were expansive as shit.
(as for the headphones themselves they are decent but definetly a bit overpriced. But I quite like the functionality and the sound is "good enough" since I don't listen to FLAC music anyway.)
i ruined my phat ds touchscreen playing mp:h
also my copy of that went through both the wash and dryer, but it still works
i think i had one of the yugioh games go through the wash before too, it got all glitchy but still worked
otherwise no i took good care of my things, i figured out the concept of money like mid-elementary school and knew that my family wasnt wealthy enough to just replace the shit i broke
my cousins used to set their ps2 discs face up on shelves like savages, that shit bugged the fuck out of me
Freak accident caused my ceiling fan to be a sprinkler system for about half an hour, drenching everything in my living room.
After stopping the leak and turning off the fan, my Phat PS2-compatible PS3 (which was on at the time) took on a lot of water and showed orange and purple lights of death.
I unplugged it and just left it sitting there on a table, expecting to throw it out. Just before putting it in the trash, I decided to plug it back in just for the hell of it. It died and came back to life three days later (and still works without a hitch).
I know I know but it neatly fits all my purposes. I know the best possible quality option would be a decent deskt mic and a decent pair of headphones and it would likely still be cheaper. But I do skype a lot while running around the place and moving to my basement for which not only the wirelless is great but also the headset keys work great for going trough music or stopping it to take a call or whatever you need.
Also: I feel weirdly naked when I don't have a headset on. Almost uncomfortable.
To be fair, it doesn't really look like a jizz stain, at least not anymore. Now it's kind of brownish and faded.
Also I don't get boners from sex scenes in movies, ever. But that's neither here nor there.
I dropped my PSVita from a shelf once and I was scared shitless and started to check if it was broken.
The scary thing is that I haven found a single scratch anywhere as if it never fell down
To this day I still suspect that something borked but Im just not able to find it
Not sure, after the flood they had someone come out for clean up. They didn't even move my containers. To be honest it only really stunk when you got into the basement. From the steps you couldn't smell the swamp smell.
My older sister had a house party years ago and one of her mates took my psp out of my room and started playing disgaea on it, then he got mad because he couldn't figure out what to do and poured half a bottle of vodka on it. It stopped working for a week or so and he paid me for it, I tried playing with it about a month later and it worked fine aside from a frw sticky buttons and a stain on the screen. I used the £140 or so that the guy paid me back with to get a cleaning kit and cleaned it and now it works fine.
I spent the rest of the money on other random vidya that I came across in my local blockbuster and got a load of sweets aswell
Pretended to blow myself, Fell backwards of a bed and elbowed my DS
>have an older cousin
>"anon i found your old sega (saturn), wanna play it?"
>"sure, it's a little dusty though"
>"that's ok i'll clean it"
>she goes into the bathroom and starts washing the console in a stream of watter
>i had no idea what this would do, but the dust was coming off
>plug it in
>PS1 sitting comfortably on a shelf
>the case is broken and doesn't connect to the bottom part
>hey anon wanna play something with me on the PS1?
>sure just remember to pick it...
>she picks up the console by sides
>while the plastic case stays in her hands the circuit boards all drop to the ground
>some parts fly through the room
>i'll never buy a console again.
the worst I've done is put a gash on a monitor
>see somewhat chunky residue onscreen
>have the BRIGHT idea of scraping it off using my sharktooth necklace
>now have a huge unmissable scratch that can't be buffed out
>left gameboy in my basketball shorts during rollercoaster
i bet its still there to in universal studios
Oh why yes! My Xbox 360 kept ruining itself. What are you doing Microsoft? Red rings of death everywhere topkek!
No problems with my PS4 so far though.
I feel like this could be evidence that there are AI bots posting on /v/.
They're learning. This little guy is still a bit off. There's something uncanny about it, but he'll get there!
Everyone encourage our new AI friend!
>theme park worker
>very little pay but I love my job
>often have to clean up around a particular ride at every few days
>collect coins notes (though all wallets are sent back to their owners)
>make almost twice my normal pay each week though dropped money alone
Dropping, yes. I also managed to smash in a lot of controller ports back when stuff was all wired and our dogs were puppies. :3
Wireless controllers are the best thing ever to happen to vidya.
How do i know you arent the robot instead. Trying to cover up your tracks by pinning the blame on someone else. How do i know that everyone here isnt a robot. Maybe you are actually the only real person here and im also a robot.
>average Mystic Knight's PS3 after dousing the fire.png
>having a fap
>strange urge to blow my seed on my keyboard
>Shift key no longer work because of my glorious semen
Sticky keys amirite.
Remember when people were pretending to be bots marketing the Xbox One last year?
>>strange urge to blow my seed on my keyboard
I don't know why this happens. But it is regrettable every time.
False marketers have always been a thing, I was just having some fun about him being a bot, and not just an idiot.
THERE ARE BOTS THOUGH AND THEY ARE AMONG US. WAKE UP SHEEPLE.
I dropped my PSP in high-school when I had a great laugh. My LCD screen cracked, but I mostly never played PSP games back then. When I did feel like playing PSP games, I just replaced the LCD, easy.
its gone now sadly, the mouse broke. but i didnt need to laminate it. it was like acid etching was done to the surface, so it was like i had tried to add grip for the left finger
Oh fuck I did that once and I messed up my keyboard. The Coffee made it all really sticky so when I pushed a key down it'd just stay down and because I'm a jew and I didn't want to get a new keyboard, I decided to take every key off one by one and fix it.
Worst thing I ruined was a monitor. I left the window open in summer at night when I using it and thunder bugs got in behind the back panel and died. It looked like the screen had loads of dead cells because of them.
My old roommate wrecked his 360 because he picked it up with a disc spinning inside. He was shocked because he did it all the time with his PS3.
Also Someone once stood on the charging cables and it pulled the console off the table, but it was fine.
i did that two, but i vomited into a friends keyboard while shitfaced, and the next morning used qtips and took it apart to try to fix it. instead we blamed the dog after a few hours. a puke that filled the entire keyboard on a dog the size of a cat
>Gamecube controllers need like 2 extra feet of cord I swear.
The white Gamecube controllers that were reissued in Japan for the Wii have significantly longer cables and have been available on Amazon for quite some time
A friend of mine pulled on my playstation with the controller
>okay I pull
>don't do it
>does it anyway
Also I spilled cider on my Cherry keyboard yet 6 months later I picked it up again and it works perfectly fine.
After 3 weeks of having my PSP 3000 I decided to put some cool looking themes, and back then that involved replace files from the flash memory. After that my PSP never started again and there is no fix.
Thanks god there's softmodding now.
My mom got angry at a Professor Layton game and managed to rip the touch screen of my ds lite apart. Good thing I still have 3 other DS's.
I accidentally threw my laptop off the side of the couch and the screen fucked up. But it still worked so I connected it to the TV and used it for months until I could afford a new laptop.
>YOUR MOM GOT SO ANGRY AT A PUZZLE THAT SHE TORE YOUR DS APART
JESUS CHRIST ANON IS SHE A FUCKING CHIMP
When I was a shitty little kid who didn't know how fapping worked, I was humping a pillow with my Gameboy in my pocket. Broke the screen.
I ruined my 200 dollar Motherboard the first day then send it back to new egg without the serial code so they send it back to me... I literally put the sticker back, put the motherobard back in the box and resend it back to new egg then finally shit got fixed. the porcess lasted like 2 months
I cut my finger with pic related, I lost a lot of blood then i went for some alcohol, I tripped, Board drank more alcohol than a fucking pirate. After that it didn't want to turn on.
why did people do this? I have literally never heard of people doing this before I came to /v/ and me and my friends used to take turns at the living room computer fapping while everyone else had their backs to us.
my old ps3 fell off the shelf it was on (like a fucking foot onto carpet) and now when it turns on everything is green and then it gets full of artifacts until it freezes. I assume the graphics card broke. Shame, it was a backwards compatible one too.
This reminds me of that nigger who got so enraged on medical personel, who claimed he had Ebola that he whiped out his dick and started to piss on them.
Obviously he had ebola and died some time after that.
Was digging about in my room looking for stuff and dropped my baseball bat on my bed.
Forgot I'd fallen asleep playing my gameboy color, cracked the screen.
RIP you glorious little bastard.
Years later I told this tale to a friend of a friend when I was at his house and saw he had one that was the same colour as the one I broke.
He gave me it.
I've since replaced the piece of shit desk that broke when it fell and the ps3 since so i'm not worried about it.
Sucks that the new ps3 has a small ass hard drive i'm too lazy to replace
>Nintendo Ds had just come out!
>Sick as a mother fucker had the sleek ass Silver one at the time. (Actually I'm not aware if you could get other colours in it)
>At friends house playing a bunch of shit. From Ds to ps!
>good times all around
>Fucking, hanging off of the centre piece.
>Fucking portable gaming.
>Be 6, brother is 10.
>Buy new mouse, because the old one got broken.
>Got new game as well.
>Argue with brother who should play the game first.
>We start to pull new mouse, each in different direction.
>It falls on the floor.
>No one plays any games that day.
>Play WoW some years later.
>Something goes wrong
>Slam the keyboard with my fist.
>Space gets broken in half.
It was a shit keyboard anyway, but for the whole rest of the night I've had to use half of the space.
When I was a teenager I was a little fucker with handhelds. Chucked my gameboy SP out of my window when I fucked up in Star Wars 3, couple years later snapped my original DS in half on accident trying to beat one of the Mario Kart DS trials because the hinges were shit.
Wow you're fucking stupid if you think there's even a remote possibility of that happening.
Even Mythbusters tested that shit by pissing on an electrified train rail and jack shit happened.
My friend or someone threw cheap paintballs around my room, a few of them landed or cracked in one of my game baskets (or degraded overtime) the result was several genesis cartridges becoming completely blue on the title stickers.
I remember playing games on my old compaq presario piece of shit laptop (pentium 1) and spilling a full can of Surge all over it.
No idea how my parents convinced compaq to fix the thing with the warranty, but companies were more reasonable back then.
>had a GBA in my bag
>cousin pushes me
>I land ass first on the bag
>screen is broken
Well, at least I got an SP shortly after.
>drop DS lite a dozen times in concrete, metal flooring, carpet, hard wood
>drop it in puddle
>Drop DSi from pocket height onto carpet
>top screen snaps off at the hinge
Got very drunk one night and apparently used my PS3 as a toilet. Woke up with a blinding headache the next day, PS3 drenched in piss. Yellow light showing instead of red. I tried to dry it out and start it up and it immediately failed. Was a complete write off.
I haven't, but my friend's girlfriend once spilled juice all over my computer. At first it wasn't so bad, but when she picked up the carton she poured all of the juice into it and completely destroyed it.
I accidentally punched her in the eye because I forgot that you're not supposed to hit women when they fuck up and I treated her like how I would one of my male friends.
I brought my PS2 to a little family gathering a couple of years ago and a relative accidentally spilled his juice on it. It didn't work for a bit, but then it started working again, which was a big relief.
I accidentally punched her in the eye because I forgot that you're not supposed to hit women when they fuck up and I treated her like how I would one of my male friends.
i havent properly cleaned my desktop in about 5 years, i just blow away all the dust, dandruff, and falling hairs from my head (that includes tiny little hairs from my eyebrows and eyelashes, and both short and long hairs from my head)
funny thing is, im not even going bald, my hair is just weak and my skin is genetically shit, nobody is or has been bald in my family for generations, and i get dandruff even if i shower 4-5 times a week.
Same thing happened to my gameboy colour when it fell down the toilet while I was having a piss. I didn't let it dry out though, i just dried the outside of it with a towel and turned it back on and it worked like a charm
Not vidya related but
>Back in the old swamps of poland
>We are messing around with this girl, we stole her hat and are throwing it around to eachother
>All fun and games until i get the best idea ever
>I whip out my dick and piss on her hat
>"Anon what are you doing"
>I don't know
>Her mother smashing down our doors
>Give her 10 zloty and she fucks off
It was fun
>had 4 PSPs side 2007
>all eventually broke
>rewind back to 1999
>have gameboy color
>one day I was playing it outside because no backlight
>mom calls me in for dinner or some shit
>accidentally leave gameboy behind
>it starts raining, then pouring
>think nothing of the rain until I go outside the next day
>see gameboy on bench
>that's where I left you
>heart drops as I come to the realization that it was left in the rain all night
>bring it in with tears in my eye, sobbing to my mom
"Anon we just got you that, we can't short a new one."
>sulk on the couch holding deceased vidya in my hands
>flip the switch or of sheer boredom
>light comes on
>pokemon yellow's theme plays
>tell mom, tells me to put it in a bowl of rice just in case, to get the excess water out of it
>today's handhelds are fragile as fuck and the original gameboy child withstand a god damn thunderstorm
>senior year in high school
>friend gives me her old sp
>get pokemon emerald because nostalgia
>bring it to school to pay in between classes and at lunch and shit
>walking down the hallway with it in my pocket when the door to my right opens suddenly
>corner of the door handle hits my sp on the flip screen
>go to lunch like nothing happened
>whip it out to play and it turns out the blow the screen completely fucked the screen.
Pic related. I haven't thrown out away. Haven't charged it for almost 3 years.
I had a MGS peack walker edition the night before was cold so i wore some cozy pajama pants and i wokw up the next morning needing to take a shit i put my psp in my pocket and right when i was sitting down it shot out of my pocket and straight into the toilet
>PS2 overheated because New Mexico heat
>put it in the fridge to cool it down
>as im taking it out of the fridge hours later I accidentally the milk and it spills all over the PS2
>in a fit of rage I throw the PS2 out of the fridge across the kitchen
>milk goes all over the floor
>to try and regain balance I grab the nearest thing, a glass ketchup bottle
>I hit the floor and wind myself so hard I shit myself a bit
>tfw laying on the floor covered in milk, ketchup, glass, and shit
Spilled coke on my ps1 a month after getting it for Christmas. I wasn't allowed to have a console again until a couple years into the ps2's life cycle.
Playing games like FF7/9 on psn and shit makes me realize on how much I missed out when I was you younger because I was stupid enough to put an opened soda near my console.
Spilled cola over my laptop while playing Rome Total War because I had to grab the mouse and accidentally knocked over the glass, some 7 or 8 years ago.
The motherboard was fried. When I got it back from the repair shop the keyboard was still sticky and the webcam didn't work.
Since then I avoid putting my drinks near my laptop. I cringe whenever I see someone put theirs right in front of or next to their laptop.
>I hit the floor and wind myself so hard I shit myself a bit
I was over at my parents house with my ps4. I was streaming watchdogs and i had the console on the floor. About 2 meters away i had a coffee cup.
My parents cat bolts and smashes into the coffee cup, sending the coffee all over my ps4. The console turned off itself. I rushed over, detached the cables and brought it to the kitchen where i started wiping the coffee off.
The coffee was everywhere. In the disc drive too. I shook the console for 15 minutes to get the coffee out from inside. The entire time i was so damn scared because i could hear the coffee splashing around inside it.
Guess what. Nothing happened to it. It still worked like a charm and i was streaming again that same night. The cat got to cool down in the laundry room.
You knew exactly what kind of image response you were looking for.
Never ruined anything but I never allow anyone to touch my shit these days. Younger cousin, around 14 or 15, dropped my gameboy advance years ago while on holiday and my little sister dropped the DS. Minor scratches on the Gameboy, DS was fine.
Fuck those little shits, when I was their age I was way more careful.
>have n64 on really tall cabinet, sat on floor
>pull controller cord too far, console falls and hits floor hard
>console and mario kart fine, action replay (in between) somehow totalled
I smell homestuck
You know how BIC pens suddenly explode in your pocket? That happened with my PSP in there as well
What the shit
>friend at my house playing wii sports baseball
>somehow manages to throw the controller downwards, at maybe 30 degrees angle from the ground
>hits the ground so hard that it skips like a rock on water for at least 10 yards through the house through three open doors and through several rooms
>You know how BIC pens suddenly explode in your pocket? That happened with my PSP in there as well
>Board drank more alcohol than a fucking pirate
I laughed more than I should have.
When I was in uni my roomate spilled cider all over my laptop with all my movies and vidya. He left me with nothing but a 360 and bioshock infinite to play for a whole week until I got back to my parents to get more of my games
>I also poured water inside of my xbox, broke instantly.
Fucking Americans your housing and quality of life is shite that would never happen in Scotland do you know why because we know where its sensible to build and not to build out of permeable materials which let water in. America is a fucking 3rd world country. Mwf my brother is going to America to do masters degree and I am probably more scared than he is. But he is going to Michigan so its in the North where civilized Americans live.
>be fuck knows what year
>playing on the megadrive
>be a little shit when I was a kid
>dad tells me to get off of it because I need to take my dog for a walk
>my dog was really old and it would take him hours to walk like 1 mile
>get so angry I kick the tv off the stand, which the megadrive was on top of
>smash the tv
>megadrive works fine
>the crash startled my cat so bad it scratched the fuck out of my leg
>dad grounds me
>didn't have to take the dog for a walk
I don't know what menstrual blood smells like. Fresh or old blood. But some people say it smells like fish so really rank fish maybe.
Tumblr has jars of menstrual blood and we have boxes of crusted semen. A match made in hell.
>playing a super monkey ball game on ps2 with niece and sister at another sisters' house
>sister has a glass of water on the floor next to the radiator because reasons???
>knock that shit over somehow
>all over both controllers and the front of ps2
>controllers borked FOREVER (some buttons don't work either half the time or at all)
>PS2 was fine after about 5 minutes of stuttering, still works today
>me and my friends used to take turns at the living room computer fapping while everyone else had their backs to us
why did people do this? I have literally never heard of people doing this before I came to /v/
>Spit all my drink on my laptop when I sneezed
How is that edgy? If someone fucks up slightly and that fuck up can be fixed easily but then they fuck up even more and make it unfixable, the appropriate action is hitting them hard. I didn't rape her. I didn't rape her computer. I didn't pour juice on her mother. Stop saying everything is edgy.
>put cans of monster less than 2 inches to the left of my laptop
>never spilled it
My laptop looks like that but only half the screen is busted, enormous weird shape that looks like a black cock with a quarian's leg coming off it blocking my fucking desktop's left hand side
Not a console, but one time I sneezed so hard that my headset flew off my head and into my soup
I always did this too because my dad told me if I put them face down they could get scratched
In a way he's right, if they're face up and you're careful the worst that will happen is they get a bit dusty, and you just wipe them off
Playing a 3DS while having chronic dandruff sucks.
Wanted to clean my ps3 controller, sprayed it with citrus cleaner.
It started melting
Wasnt my fault but a horror story none the less.
>Silent hill was my shit (excluding the latest shit)
>Found out they did shattered memories for ps2
>Girlfriend loves watching me play, we make our horror game night
>Snacks, pizzas, drinks, lights out, storm outside, 57 inch HD tv. Shits perfect.
>Forget somthing in the other room, tell her to just pop the disc in and dont touch anything else
>Hear somthing odd from the other room, rush in
>She had placed the disc half way on the tray and closed it. The disc is now sticking out and the door jammed. She had an amazing idea: keep hitting it with the bottem of her fist until it goes in.
>Ps2 is ruined
>Game is scratched to shit
Fucking women. Luckily she felt bad and got me another cheap replacement system and we got the game fixed. Still, that CRUNCH CRUNCH of her hitting it still hurts.
>But he is going to Michigan so its in the North where civilized Americans live.
Michiganfag here, most of my countrymen are white trash, rednecks, and ghetto niggers, depending on which part of the state you're in
Upper peninsula is basically a mini Canada though
Why the fuck are you jerking off near or into the the controller port
You are just weird, that is not an accident
Idiot. You should have let it dry at least a few days before even thinking of turning it back on. 90% of shit that people bring me after they've dropped it in water or something is broken because they tried to turn it back on too soon to see if it still works.
Dont do it unless you're 100% sure it's no longer wet.
>Bought PS3 the same day Tenkaichi 3 was released for PS2.
>I plug my PS3 and play some vidya
Splinter Cell Double Agent, THE DARKNESS
>plug my PS2, I wanted Sparking Meteor since I saw the first freaking trailer.
>wtf? It was working fine yesterday.
>My PS2 got jealous and was not reading the disc.
>2 hours later, I decide to try again.
>works like a charm
Then my brother had an asshole moment and sold my PS2 for $100. All of my friends treat their consoles and controllers like shit, I'm the only one that actually takes care of my electronics. Fucking niggers.
It was worse than that. MUCH fucking worse.
Cleaned my DS screen with some random cleaner and an old glasses cloth
Did the mistake again of using that glasses cloth to clean my 3DS and now it has small scratches as well.
When I was about 10 years old I was going to my cousins house so I decided to bring my PS2, but was too poor to buy a travel case so I put everything for it in a plastic bag double bagged. When I start walking up to his house the bags rip open and everything falls out. Controllers bouncing everywhere and system landing sunny side up on the pavement. Still worked but just made a horrible buzzing noise after.
I once bought a PS3 at gamestop, walked outside, around the corner, and accidentally just dropped it. It smashed. Went back in and complained that they gave me a broken console, they were very confused. Got 3 free games and a new ps3 outta it.
Not him, but get a life, rich kid. One day your daddy's money is gonna dry up and you'll be left penniless - then you'll be 40 with no previous job experience in a world where even having experience won't grant you the possibility of a job, and you'll live on food stamps while the rest of us who did something with our lives live better than you.
Top kek. Don't try to self insert. You're the only Mexican here. Go ask your working dad if he'd prefer to save the money he wastes on his little unspoiled kid. See his reaction and realise how dissapointed he is on his underaged waste of air being as he says yes to you.
Stop lecturing me, he has a company ok and a factory
>Penniless 40 year old
That is probably you
>and you'll live on food stamps while the rest of us who did something with our lives live better than you
Do you how poor you sound right now? Very very poor
>You're the only Mexican here
Never, please stop being so jealous
You people are so fucking jealous and cheap and poor
No need to hate on me for having money, seriously that is stupid
If you were you would act just like me, admit it
I dropped my ipod touch in a cup of pop.
Started working a few years later.
Other than that I haven't really had too many mishaps with my electronics. Well, I shattered the screen on my first ipod touch I guess.
My original xbox 360 red ringed on me too but that wasn't my fault of course.
That's ok dude. This one time I was at a family christmas gathering and one of my relatives bought me a DS slim with mario kart which was cool because I really wanted one at the time. After we were all done opening presents, my 7 year old niece asked if she could play it. I decided to let her against my better judgement. She was enjoying it for a while but I could tell she was getting frustrated after about 10 minutes with how hard the game was. All of a sudden she screamed and threw the DS, it bounced off the floor cracking and then bounced into the fire we had going in the fireplace. I swear I have never been so mad, I just walked up to her and snapped her little neck killing her instantly. It was around the time that I was raping her lifeless corpse for the 3rd time that I had a moment of clarity and became very aware of what I was doing and that my entire family was standing around watching me in shock and horror. I just laughed it off, pointed out that she just broke my DS, and then apologized for interrupting the party. We all had a good laugh, and my uncle replaced the DS my niece (his daughter) broke so it was all good.
Well those are shutting down right and left, don't see much future in that. Plus, after he dies the board will probably take over, leaving you completely out of it and therefore out of the cash flow. This happens very often, even in big corporations built on the family name.
I actually work IT for $15/hr - at the crisp young age of 21
>Do you how
Do you english?
I was working at a comic store and brought my ps3 over for a street fighter tourney well the folding table couldn't handle the weight of the tv and crumbled. The tv fell on top of my ps3 and broke...
OCD, huh? Take a look at this gaming room masterpiece. :D
Bought a 2nd-hand gaming PC off CL. It was my first real rig and I loved it. Had it for about 3 months. The top had those giant slots of fans on them, and my cat walked over my desk and knocked iced tea all up in that bitch. It was only a few seconds, by that sound of popping and crackling was horrifying.
The smell lasted awhile though-oh god, that awful smell...
Lol he owns it you retard, no one is talking it besides me
You sound so jealous stop
Probably the definition of I'm poor
>Do you how
>Do you english?
I forgot to write Know, stop being a smart ass
How's that attitude working with your social life?
i live in a shitty apartment, the windows pretty nice though. It begins around 3/4s the way up my leg (i'm 6'2). I had my xbox on a table right next to the window because as you all know some xbox 360 models had heat issues. I kept it next to the window to maybe help it and keep it from shutting down randomly. The table wasn't very stable and i kicked the leg and it knocked it back giving it just enough force to push the xbox out the open window and onto the ground.
Is this real or is it a hoax or something?
Why would anyone do that? It is disgusting
>Dusty shelves and TV
Go get a disinfecting spray and clean it
How can you hook up a PS3 to the old TV?
Your tears of loneliness as you wrote that are delicious.
I have alot of high class friends
Yeah that is going great with me
We like the same artists and songs and other stuff
Britney Spears , Paris Hilton , Lindsay Lohan
Yeah life is great
Not who you are talking to, but $15/hr at 21 is decent. IT is one of the only fields right now that is in huge demand and has growing, competitive salaries. You can do 2 years of college and end up making $100k+ a year by the age of 30. Can't say that about many other fields with such a small requirement for education/training.
>had a really shitty laptop a ten or so years ago
>it wasn't exactly mine, but all of the kids shared it
>i did everything on it so it was more or less mine anyways
>go to a cousin's house for a weekend, leave it to my two younger siblings
>come back to see half of the keyboard's keys ripped out
>managed to replace most of them, but not all of them
>go to bed, left a pencil in the little crook between the screen and the keyboard
>wake up, go to put it away
>press down on the screen, ends up making a huge crack
>screen got replaced
>older sister takes it out of my room to use it while i'm still asleep
>go to use it
>the monitor craps out if it's not bent to a certain degree
>it ends up becoming a desktop until i bought my new rig
I also stomped on a GBASP out of rage and set a copy of Sonic 06 on fire, nearly burning the gas canister I used on it.
>smoke weed occasionally on weekends.
>vow never to smoke in the mornings
>one friday roll up and fall asleep
>wake up in the morning to a rolled joint
>its a long weekend public holiday
>decide to YOLO wake and bake
>get up and turn playstation on
>time to play some dark souls
>as i step back i trip on the charger cable
>playstation 3 bombs the ground.
>Panic mode activated
>playstation starts but automatically dies.
>try repeatedly on off on off on off on off
>finally have to accept dark reality of what happened
>happily play my computer for new three days
>have to pay $100 for replacement motherboard
>i will never smoke weed in the morning again
There's no reason a piece of electronics equipment should go permanently bad from water unless the battery pack shorts, and game boy colors don't have a battery pack they take AAs
It still worked, but I would punch the screen on my game boy pocket every time one of my pokemon died. Eventually the outer screen came off. I've also dropped my gamecube down the stairs a ton of times but fucking nintendium man
>friend spills drink on his ps2 which breaks it.
>dumpster dive to retrieve said console after he threw it away.
>Open it up and measure voltages with multimeter.
>located some kind of surface mount fuse that doesn't seem to conduct electricity.
>sloppily short it with solder.
>working ps2 acquired.
>Height of my neckbearding
>Decide I am wasting time showering because I can't play vidya during it
>Start taking baths
>Sit laptop on the toilet
>Play ROMs with a wireless controller
>Never went wrong
>Acidentally dropped batteries in the bath once or twice but they never shocked me
>Wiped them off with a towel and put them back in the controller
Although I've also tested a 1st gen DSes toughness by reversing over it in my uncles lorry. The DS wasn't as tough as I thought it was.
Yeah, I'm not 20 and somewhat well adjusted taking showers again.
At the time I had no friends, no reason to leave the house, and I was too young to claim jobseekers, so I was bathing mostly so the grease from my hair would stop stinging my eyes.
Spilled a bottle of beer on my computer. Dripped throught the top vent on to the video card and it died 2 minutes later so I went to bed. Dried the case/card and drained the rest out of the video card cooler. Still working to this day as far as I know, I sold it about a year ago.
>ati 5870 is a drunk
>Cracked ds(original model) hinge
it was on charger and I accidentally dropped it, one of hinges broke, and then later other one broke by itself
>Broke at least one controller, and two keyboards
Thankfully it was shitty third-party controller and cheap keyboards
Shit just suddenly didnt turn-on, and it was never moved from the spot it was on so Im not sure what happened to it and I dont have it anymore
Other than that, I dont remember breaking anything else.
>accidentally let out a torrent of diarrhea all over my brand new Wii
My brother once spilled a glass of chocolate milk on my laptop back when I played WoW. I was in a raid. Sent it for repairs and they told me they wouldn't be able to save any of the files, but then when I got it back it had all the files on it. Who knows.
>Back when Wii first came out
>Playing Wii Sports Baseball
>About to swing bat
>Dog Jumps up onto the chair mid swing
>Clock him straight in the side of the face
He was fine but I felt so bad afterwards and still feel bad about it to this day
The only time I've ever had one of my consoles damaged is when my father smashed my GBA onto concrete because "I play it too much". They would force me to go and sit in the back garden for an hour a day, they didn't care if I sat on my arse staring at the sky. But if I dared to play videogames during outside time then it was of course grounds to ruin my GBA.
>new years day
>decide to buy myself something
>go to EB games and buy a brand spanking new Wii with Super Mario Galaxy
>take it home and set it all up
>at this point it's like 8 pm
>decide to get all drunk
>get drunk as a fucking pirate and play some galaxy
>laughing my ass off having a good time
>up to this one level
>start to get frustrated
>eventually get fucking MAD
>turn around and throw the wii down on the couch
>i bend over while i'm doing this and i'm not wearing pants at the time
>spray ungodly diarrhea from ass and can't control it
>wii is completely covered in shit
>tv has shit on it too
>the carpet never came clean
fuck my life
>anon sets his coffee cups directly on the keyboards and tries to avoid spilling it but eventually does as he tries to type
No, but I did once knock an entire full glass of milk onto my laptop. Whole glass went right into the keyboard.
>take it to a place to have it hopefully fixed
>they call, tell me good news, they cleaned out the contacts on my keyboard and it works fine, no internal damage
>go to pick it up
>have to describe it as "the milk one"
>workers clearly holding back laughter as they give it to me
I'm terrified of ruining my pc. It's on the floor right next to my desk and my case has a grill on top, I regularly have tea or coffee there in the morning and I just fucking know I'm going to destroy it some day because I'm a clumsy retard.
are you a mad scientist you asshole
how can someone fuck up 13 gamecube controllers AND freeze an snes
>playing Pokemon red while taking a dump
>fighting best girl Flannery
>getting a hard on
>urge to pee
>Accidentally piss on my GB not knowing the trajectory of my penis
>Be on /v/
>Feel the urge to put my legs up
>Computer is sitting on the floor
>Never bothered to place it on my desk because needed space to study
>Without realising, I place my legs on my computer
>Start moving them around because the rays of the dying sunset creep through my open window
>I look down to see my computer laying on its side like it's pretending it's a cat
>Quickly turn off computer
>Shit, my harddrives! They are broken!
>Quickly unplug everything
>Place computer up right
>Having huge guilt because it's the only computer I have and I can't afford another one
>Computer gives off dying breath
>Computer is kill
>Dad comes back from work
>Tell him straight away
>He takes off the case and removes the graphics card
>One of the cylindrical things exploded
>Will it live again?
>Dad places it back. Doesn't do anything to it or say anything, just puts it back into the motherboard
>Presses power button
>Computer is ressurected
>mfw this happened 10 minutes ago
>mfw computer still works
I haven't had a CD drive in years, besides in my laptops
An ex-friend of mine in high school knocked over my PS2 that I had for about a year since it got released.
It was on a small coffee table in our basement, since we where having a lot of remodeling work done down there, and I couldn't have it upstairs because mom was a cunt about the PS2 being anywhere else in the house.
Anyways, ex-friend is dicking around and is jumping around, because he had ADD, and jumps right onto the fucking cords.
Ripping the damn thing violently off the table and onto the ground. He just stares at me with an "OOPS!" expression, and then sheepishly walks off to the side
I'm pissed at this point, and the only thing I can yell at him is "You're going to pay for that, right?!" and he just nodded. After a minute of awkward silence, he leaves.
Of course he never paid for the repairs, because he was a piece of shit. His mom did give me a blowjob once.
>shake the console
You wanted that shit in even more of your ps4?
Blame yourself you fuck. Anything could've bopped that cup over. Your fault for putting it there in the first place
>shattered an original Gameboy
>left a GBC on the stove and melted it
>dropped a vial of acid on my PS2
>accidentally bodyslammed someone on my 360
>seagull got my PSP