Who is the biggest slut in the Nintendo universe?
Is it still Peach?
Who's the little girl
giving head in haunted men's stalls?
I want to put my boner inside of her
It's obviously Daisy.
Peach is a stuck up bitch who uses sex as a weapon, ever notice how sexually frustrated Mario is? The nigga traverses across teh kingdoms and stomps everyones shit in on a weekly basis so that he MIGHT get a white gloved handjob.
Daisy actually likes sex and Luigi stays busting nuts, that's why he's always chilled out. Big L tries to school Mario on hoes but the hothead thinks he has nothing to learn from his older brother.
If we're talking about how much porn there is of all Nintendo girls, Ashley's definitely quite a contender.
Which is ironic, because Mona has all the outfits that would make her one and yet barely has any of it.
>expect futanari peach of some sort
You disappoint me, anon.
I was not prepared. Let's see what I can dig up...
Chie is a fucking slut. Just imagine the amount of sausage she had between those lips. She was probably the town bike before you came around and she was instantly lusting after your salami next.
Her phonenumber is probably all over public toilets with the annotation that she's willing to do anything for a beefbowl.
And remember those 3 guys from her S rank? As soon as you enter the train to go back home those guys probably rape her and NTR the shit out of her, turning her into a sexslave so they don't have to pay for the meat to take turns on her
only a true slut goes after another princess's man
What is she's going to do with that boot?
Whatever you want her to do with that boot.
It's Daisy. She's so desperate she'll do it for free.
I wonder if Sakurai secretly messes with all known ships in Nintendo's history from every game or even make them all up as he develops the new Smash.
welp anon you might complain but my dick certainly does not
FYI this is very cold ice creaming that she's eating!
>Implying the only female Nintendo character not to wear pants isn't the biggest slut
I fucking hate you OP
>the only female Nintendo character not to wear pants
Why IS Peach such a slut? Is it mind breaking from being kidnapped by Bowser so often?
Koopa panties are surprisingly really hot.
Sami and Betty don't have enough art/porn.
>tfw Rosalinafags won't stop shitposting
Nintendo War series never gets enough porn
I don't shitpost anon but I'm sorry if people do that to you.
You've just arrived at the Nintendo Resort
Take Peach on a date.
She shallow and spoiled. Expects you to to pay for everything and contributes little to the date or conversation. You may or may not get into fisticuffs with Mario if you run into each other in the lobby. However, Peach gives the best head in the Mushroom Kingdom; no gag reflex whatsoever. If you get her on your nuts she will have Toad servants take care of you both.
Hang with Daisy at the pool.
Daisy is fun and carefree, but not the sharpest crayon in the box. She doesn't care about your money or status she just wants to enjoy the resort and loves sex. She'll put out, but she also the type of ho to flirt with other guys in front of you.
Walk the beach with Rosalina.
She's looking for something more serious. Self made woman independently wealthy, she doesn't have time for scrubs and she'll let your ass know it. Going to have to put some work in to get into those starry blue panties, but once you do she will be a loyal gf. Just be prepared for a Luma with a camera flying around the bed recording the two of you having sex.
Follow Midna up to her hotel room.
You don't fuck Midna, Midna fucks you. This bitch is kinky as they come, and doesn't care about anything but getting what she wants. You better be ready for some shit you've never even heard of before, and it's possible she may 'not hear' you say the safe word.
Now Anon, choose.
no Elite Beat Divas, Kid Icarus girls, Fire Emblem Girls, Nintendo Wars, Rhythm Heaven girls, F-Zero women options
these options suck
>flirt with other guys in front of you.
>Just be prepared for a Luma with a camera flying around the bed recording the two of you having sex.
>You don't fuck Midna
Samus has been the biggest whore in Nintendo universe since the first fucking game.
>implied dong expansion in Ashley's theme
she's into some weird shit
>Biggest Nintendo slut
>not Ruto by default.
Come on guys
>She's naked all the time
>Wanted to fuck the first boy outside of her own species she saw
>Has daddy issues
>Gets swallowed up whole like a little vore-slut
>No one's posted the best slut yet.
Step your game up fegs.
It wasn't. You just made it sexist with your own expectations and premonitions. Not all girls in Mushroom Kingdom are like peach, and even then peach's powers were explained in game as a 1 off thing.
It was pretty much a landmark for the character, and got a bunch of shit by judgmental window shoppers.
Lucas the gross weird hippie kid.
It's cannon he bathed once, and he does it rarely. Not to mention he lives amongst nature and animals not only that but, I know he doen't brush his teeth or use deodorant
I'm pretty sure everyone else bathes
You're just afraid to risk the HIV/AIDS.
Mario is the friendzoned loser, Bowser gets that pussy all the time, Peach just plays hard to get.
Indeed they aren't, otherwise I'd never digdug this bitch
Can't even post spoilered porn nowadays.
Why is this site 18 again?
I bet he fucks all of the partners in paper mario.
...I'd still fuck it.
You can't even post not-porn
Depends on the Mod I guess. Sometimes I get banned for this, sometimes people fap over it and nothing happens.
Wait anon, do you mean
Mario gets bitches on his dick erry game
She's over 20 though
If provocative drawn pics are permited so is posting non-nude vidya related sexfriends
>bush leaking through
My fucking dick
You don't actually like fat chicks, do you?
But if you do, would you mind licking her feet clean?
But anon, what if she likes the sensation of a slave licking them? There is no reason to not do it.
You know she would do it, if she just could reach through your screen
Don't be sad, you can still use your hand
while you listen to her voice
b-b-but we are pretty close
Oh, I forgot the link. At least I can post another picture.
well, she probably is the fattest tittyninja
Something resembling loli. But it also appeals to furfags
And people who like crazy wild bitchy types
And hip lovers
And ass lovers
She kind has something for everyone. Don't get me wrong I love her normal form as well.
If you mean "biggest" in a literal sense...
That's the beauty of it. It can go either way. I agree with your vision, personally.
He said resembling, (as in small, short) not that she IS loli.
Someone asked what the appeal was of her and the guy answered. I've seen people into all of those things admit they love her before, so he's not really wrong.
This is the worst thing that could ever happen.
The IRC hideout would come all over /v/
Don't we all want to find out?
Because, while her normal form is hot as fuck, which no one denies, Impna is a quite a bit different looking from humanoid form, almost freakish, and that kinda weird/odd look she/s got intrigues people.
You have like somewhat redeeming stuff for every option but 1. Like what the hell is good about 1?
A good blowjob isn't going to cut it, you can get those from ugly fat chicks.
Isn't it funny how a bunch of guys anonymously talk to each other about masturbating, their dicks, how much porn they have or watch, s-stutter and play the little "no anon stop my dick" "b-but i-im so cute r-right?" thread chain game, and generally post pictures for each other to save or look at and fap to?
Because I think it is.
literally the same guy posting the exact same thing every day in every thread, starts with the thigh lick and then he posts the exact same fucking thing everytime. its already tiring to see this shit after only 4 days bro. like youve posted the same image thread with slightly different words at least 14 times now. just stop.
someone comes to a board a posts the same 5 images in the same order every night.
woah! crazy! this shouldnt even bother you
why did you reply? my post should not have bothered you.
>someone comes to a board a posts the same 5 images in the same order every night.
Oh no, the world is going to end.
>woah! crazy! this shouldnt even bother you
youre a strange person no doubt but there are other options.
Different animation, but you can still hear the music.
>too much gay
>haha I said it so I already won whatever you do
Oh, if only Leonardo da Vinci could be here to appreciate your genious! Not him obviously, just tired of you 14 years old. But please go on, it's not like I'll be here to read you
I know, right?