>Earthbound meets Yume Nikki starring Christian Weston Chandler
Are you ready for the GOAT, /v/?
>House burned down
>In tens of thousands of dollars in debt
>Only wants a girl to date
>People online still troll him because he made a racist comment years ago and he made a shitty fanfic comic
Yeah he is the evil one
Nobody's been actively trolling Chris ever since Bob died.
But he's still paranoid enough to think everyone's after him.
>that perfect stock photo to represent B-Manajerk
He's been selling drawings and autographed photos on eBay.
Then using the money to buy Legos.
Bob was good with money. It's no coincidence things have been getting worse and worse for the Chandlers ever since he died.
Yes, that's Chris' actual voice. In fact, almost all of Chris' dialogue in the game consists of real quotes.
And that thing is the Sonic Totem, a leftover from Chris' high school art class. It longs for death. It may or may not have been destroyed in the fire, but I hope not.
>And that thing is the Sonic Totem, a leftover from Chris' high school art class. It longs for death. It may or may not have been destroyed in the fire, but I hope not.
It's made of paper mache, so there's a 100% chance it did.
>mfw that sickly, pale, purple colour his skin has turned to
>mfw his bent, 4 inch dick
>mfw his weedy, weak legs, deformed from doing absolutely nothing
>mfw reading through his entire wiki, especially the Megan Sage
We know that some Legos were destroyed in the fire, as well as "The Classic" shirt. We also know the medallion survived (NO EARTHLY FIRE CAN DESTROY SUCH AUTISM!), as well as his PS3, 3DS, and Wii U.
Here's his house after the fire, by the way. 2spooky.
tl;dr: 13-year-old troll pretends to be a girl named Julie, becomes Chris' sweetheart, gets Chris to shove the medallion up his ass.
All those things were preventable.
>That health hazard of a house killed Bob
>Chris plugged a coffee maker into a bathroom outlet. All that clutter was a fire hazard as well.
>Chris pisses away all his money on Lego. He's made decent bank on eBay lately selling his 'art' and he still pisses away all his earnings.
>He's convinced any woman interested in him is a DAMN DIRTY TROLL
It really makes me wonder what his life would have been like if the internet never discovered him.
Here you can download the demo and try it yourself!
This is gonna be fun
So they wrote the game script based off riupped quotes?
Amazing. I hope they open up a donations page.
>Chris' house burns down
>Chris has to move to a rental home
>can't stare at his Sailor Moon poster anymore
>just now posted this
Why didn't you stay on da straight path, Chris?
I guess we can't use Chris' blood to make that gay vaccine now.
How is it possible that he just gets more broken with every passing year?
Of course he doesn't. Though to be fair, some trannies are OK with the word.
>Anna McLerran is the only person who can stand Chris
>lied about being a lesbian so she could stay out of the Love Quest
>if Chris becomes a lesbian himself, Anna would have no choice but to make the hanky-panky
It's the perfect plan.
>Kimmi included in the list of relationships
>The police blow-up doll isn't
>Neither Sonichu or Rosechu are
>Or Bob and Barbera for that matter
The accuracy to Chris in this game is frightening though. I'm curious as to if and when it branches off and becomes its own story.
>the game will feature a lot of strategy when it comes to the battles - such as distracting enemies in order to buy time or escape.
> There is 4 endings total, including the default canon ending. There is a "good" ending that will be left for interpretation, but it's the hardest one to achieve.
>No More Heroes Music
More proof that Sonichu is the greatest literary masterwork of our time.
SonichuChandler. He doesn't use it much, though.
Also, despite Chris being a male lesbian, he still doesn't care much for the d*** homos.
It should be Real Chris fighting Comic Chris, to represent how Chris needs to put his fantasy world behind and learn to face reality.
It'll be unwinnable.
Count Graduon I hope.
While all of Clyde and his other aliases are a prominent figure in the Chris-Chan Saga, Graduon is a representation of Chris-Chans greatest enemy, graduation (growing up).
I always felt bad for this guy. Really I feel bad for 90% of the villains in Sonichu, because they're trapped fighting infinitely powerful self-insert characters they can hardly even do damage to, and Chris himself has full power to just fucking execute them at any moment. Maybe I'll reread.
>inevitably browse CWC wiki because of these threads
>if I find one similarity between me and Chris I'm depressed for the remainder of the day
>Mostly it's up to the player to determine if the events that unfold during the course of achieving this ending are "good" by our definition or "good" by Chris's definition and what will become of him because of said events.
GOTY game of 2015
At least you're not an A-Log and are aware of the similarities.
Part of why Chris is such a fuck-up is because his ego makes him blind to his own flaws, so he believes there's no room for improvement. Just don't make the same mistake and you'll be fine.
It's not only that, but you can just see how Chris was planning to just directly rip off DBZ, Sonic- X and other media for his villains up until the troll hijacking where everything became about fighting people and concepts Chris hated in real life.
Man Bluespike was fucked up
Call him an "epic trol" all you want but he's still a 13 year old that cybered and shared a relationship with a 30-something autistic man for a long period of time
I gotta say, when you've gone to this level of detail to make fun of Chris Chan, are you any better than him?
Unless he actually made this himself, and has somehow learned to make fun of himself...
>Dat No More Heroes music
I actually got what he meant, just found it hilarious how he phrased it
Basically he's doing the comparison a lot of other people have done, that the wii u is kinda like a console version of the DS, what with having two screens and one of them being a touch screen
Christian Weston Chandler is probably the most interesting phenomenon on the internet. I don't think there's any human being in the world that is anything like this. The fact that there are 1400 articles on his wiki page detailing every single aspect of his life, even down to where he was on certain days, extensive records of every email he's ever sent... Chris-chan is incredible.
I want him to get a movie deal or some shit. At least a proper documentary.
At least you don't live with an autistic family member anon.
I haven't gone a single day in YEARS where I haven't told him to "shut up"
I know that feel bro
>CWC is the most well chronicled human being in all of history, and will probably hold that title for a long long time.
I don't know how to feel about this.
But Rain Man is a movie, this is some "slow-in-the-mind" on the internet.
Also this, the level of detail they go into about his life is insane, and they keep an eyes out for ANY CWC action and will record it in great detail, even down to the shirt he's wearing, which they have named all of them.
On the one hand, my life will never be as much of a wreck to warrant a game being made on it
but on the other hand, it will never be exciting or noteworthy enough for a game either
looks good. How long of a game will it be?
Also anyone else looking forward for it being played by LPer's who are going to be obvious about the real Chris, and thinks he's a fictional character? Then again it might introduce chris-chan to normalfags
>that part where he mixes orange soda with his own cum then drinks it
I'm really glad I didn't follow the chronicles of CWC. I hate to imagine what else he does.
There is so much stuff I have in common with Chris that it's honestly made me reflect on my life and realized I messed up. A lot.
I read something he did and start to laugh but then it dawns on me I did either the same thing or something very similar.
For starters, she's a big time enabler, even moreso than Barb. Aside from his homophobia, she unquestioningly approves of anything and everything Chris does. Even when Chris called Tito a nigger, she went "OH HE'S NOT A RACIST JUST A CASUAL VIRGINIAN USER OF THE WORD NIGGER."
Aside from the constant asspats, though, she hasn't been a very good friend to Chris. She lied about being a lesbian. She refuses to ever give him the advice he actually needs. She's never shown up during his genuine times of need, like after the fire. She's even given information (albeit shit everyone knows) to trolls in hopes they'll pay attention to her.
Basically, she doesn't care about Chris at all and only pretends to for e-fame and/or a sense of superiority. She's the only person in Chris' life (including Chris himself) that I have zero sympathy for.
Nah, it was written by Clyde Cash, the original plan was to have Chris drive directly up to Nintendo of America's headquarters and have him told down by Nintendo themselves, but his parents didn't let him go.
I think this might be though
I'm gonna get one of his signed pictures for a christmas present from me to me.
I've been following him for so long it's like I know him. And dare I say
I just want him to be happy. He's a victim of a poor upbringing and was influenced by his parents in a negative way.
If I could just trust that the money wouldn't go to Lego I would donate or buy something from him. If you were to actually sell this game and give him royalties that could really change his life. Assuming he knows how to handle those funds, which he doesn't.
It's a damn shame too, it would be some nice compensation for the torment.
They're pictures of Chris posing in hilariously autistic (or what he thinks are 'alluring' ) poses with a written quote and signature.
He can also draw requests, and sign them too.
no, it could be the horrifying videos, his shameless abuse of the medical system, the level of filth he lives/lived in, his incredibly embarrassing tomboy videos, his "striking back" at 4chan (which of course made him a better and juicier target), etc etc etc
i didn't even know he made a racist comment and don't care. I think that autistic or not, he's an idiot and as long as he continues to put things in the public eye with no regard for how it's going to get back to him, he deserves every ounce of "trolling" he gets
Christian is literally the most interesting human on earth if we are considering their day to day life. If this universe exists as a fictional story book/show it is obvious that chris is the main character. He is the only human who's life is on par with our sitcoms.
i played the demo with a huge grin on my face. it's a shame its going to use such a generic RPG battle system, but as someone who's known chris since his discovery in 2007 this is amazing. they really got everything down.
It came to a stalemate in the end though
Chris managed to get rid of the trolls, but he's still paranoid about them, in particular thinking some people that annoy him IRL are automatically field agents.
Conversely the trolls can't reach Chris, but in their heyday they managed to do enough damage to completely change his worldview.
I kind of don't want CWC to play this game. Imagine him playing it. He wouldn't be able to say that it's made up, or that it's trolling, or anything, because it's full of pictures and videos and voice clips of things he's said and done. It's also probably the most ideal way to communicate to Chris, because it's a video game, something he naturally leans toward. He'd really have to face himself.
Reminder he literally invented Let's Plays
in the western world, in Japan Arino predates him only slightly, and I don't think Chris is aware of him
nothing like watching transformers animated and having a fresh cup of long island iced tea
another batch of babies saved for my daughter crystal
>all this work put into the game
Even SSF2 and Mother 4 are semi-justifiable because they're fan content that at least hold out on their own. This is a parody of old news made in RPG Maker.
Is there a way to download this? I didn't see a link listed on the video.
>not on PS3, Wii, and PS2
>no Soul Calibur IV tie-in DLC
What the fuck makes Chris so interesting? Like holy shit, I remember a year ago I would come home after work sometimes and read the CWicki for like 2 hours at a time and absorb all the info i could.
Reminder that if you get any pose other than "The Philosopher" you don't know shit about video games.
>Semi correct grammar
>No random WORDS to be made in ALL CAPS.
>A single well thought out idea.
Not bad Chris. Not bad at all.
>His Bob moved out
/acg/ would of had a shit fit if that happened to any of them
ChrisChan has made his mark on the world.
>Millions of people know who he is
>1,000s have read his comics
>other have re-made them
>Has limitless fan art and porn on him
>Sells his art for 500 dollars on e-bay
>Linkira bosshog out right refuses to review his work.
Annoying that twat and being a better comic writer than him or anyone is an achievement.
Liquid saga was the beginning of the end. While Liquid knew tact, when to stop, and was actually talented (or knew enough to play), he set the precedent that led up to calls to Chris that only said JULAAAAAAAAY
>Millions of people know who he is
A bunch of faggots who go on some dumb image board that get their fun from laughing over the sad life of an autistic fuck doesn't amount to millions.
I would know,
I'm one of them
googled his name, dude has 1,350,000 related stuff on him and a Cracked.com article which is a fairly visited site. fuck it i might be wrong im just pulling numbers out of my ass but a million sounds about right.
>keep stepping on the mouse in Chris' room
>donald duck impersonation
>it bites me
>GAME OVER - local autistic man commits suicide after cyberbulling
This game is the best piece of OC to happen in a while.
>the hannukah decoration
>chris calls michael snyder a ___ jew on numerous occasions
I still can't believe Chris actually exists.
It's so surreal, holy shit.
I found a document from when myself and some other /v/ members were planning a CWC game in 2008. Here were some potential endings:
1- Chris ends up with that Megan girl. Love Quest Complete, a happy ending is had by all. However, this comes at a price: Chris has to shatter the Sonichu medallion, sacrificing the alternate dimension of CWCville, as well as Sonichu and friends. Chris assures Megan that they will live on in their hearts.
2- Chris realizes he controls whatever happens in CWCville, and thus creates a girl who will love him forever (modelled according to his often-stated preferences). He disappears into CWC forever, and is never seen again.
3-Chris reveals he is actually a researcher for autism, to see how they are treated in public. His real identity is Connor Wilson Connorson, PI: Chris's entire persona is a fake, he is also wearing a fat suit. Liquid Snake, the Starbucks girl, Mary Lee Walsh and the renegade security/'Jerkops' are all arrested. ED Headquarters explodes from mind-fuck. Liquid Snake has a mental breakdown due to the fact he spent all this time teasing someone who didn't even exist.
Connor thanks Megan, a fellow undercover investigator, and heads off on his way. In a poignant closing shot, the medallion is seen in a trash can.
4- After the final boss, an 'anonymous' enemy quickly jumps into the scene and grabs the medallion. He runs off - a day later, he is showing somewhat peculiar mannerisms and a taste for striped clothing.
the best version was, for the first few video until he started sputtering around like a complete spaz from the comics complete insanity was that dude who sounds like Duke on youtube, but the one guy who sounds over dramatic still might be the best one I heard
>Not the one where he explains how to suck pussy
I wish I could find it again.
The video where him and some other guy who is filming him go into an elevator and he talks bit more normal. I think there are some other people too, I'll try to find it, its on cwc archive youtube.
He is a master troll, and you fell for it so hard you don't believe anything different. He is not as autistic as he appears to be.
Im not baiting shit, hell, ive even written/formatted some parts of chris chan old ED article.
My mom was like this growing up, she still is. My entire childhood was very lonely because she wouldn't let anyone clean shit and I was afraid to invite anyone over. At least I moved out.
just kidding no i didnt fuck my life.
The nightlife boogie one? hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
>captcha: Sources munowee
If you think any of that is normal in any way, shape or form, get your head checked.
He's even wearing his tattoo sleeves for fuck's sake.
Just giving the link, not that guy
I agree, from the beginning you can really tell he's forcing it
And if I'm reading things right, this is what was used to start the liquid saga
>The next piece fell into place when he posted his "Rollin' and Trollin'" video on his new YouTube account, "IBAChandler". When it hit Encyclopedia Dramatica, newfags everywhere momentarily lost control of their bowels, thinking they'd been trolled by a grand master. Trolls, however, did what trolls do best: they started riffing on it. Pretty quickly, YouTube comments popped up referring to Solid as "Ian Brandon Anderson". Such was the price of success for Solid's small drop of near win in his sea of epic fail: he had delivered unto his enemies a weapon that they'd use for months.
>Trying to threaten Clyde
>Does goofy mock fight with himself
>Gives Clyde some crazy supervillan voice
>When Clyde claimed he was actually going to Chris's house, Chris shit himself and hid downstairs
>All this people talking about Chris-chan
You just made me watch his hater hit-list again. I can't take this seriously, the way he acts in that video just seems so silly and crazy that there's no way he's being sincere.
Chris said the only things that survived were his wallet, medication for his mother, as well as some clothes and shoes, and his iPhone.
Everything else in those old videos, such as his sex toys, figures, blow-up dolls, all the really iconic CWC shit? It's all gone.
Chris is a fascinating person. His life is full of unfortunate tragedies. He's dealt with the death of his father and pets, apparently is in thousands of dollars in debt, had his home burn down, and lived/lives in a filthy, cluttered, disgusting pigsty of a home. Despite this, he happily goes about his life and lives in a carefree manner like a child. He is completely delusional and will never integrate into society.
Still, something about him is oddly charming. He's just so damn pathetic. He actually does make good main character for an adventure game.
CWC is something only the internet could have brought us.
It's probably the most widespread case of schadenfreude I've ever seen.
How many other internet morons have an entire wiki dedicated to the mythology surrounding them?
>rewatch this every other day
>always crack up at the part with Moot in a mosque
This shit never gets old
Reminder that Jace sent one of his Deagle Nation buddies to Israel to assassinate the Palestinian prime minister, and rescue Tupac from Team Gamerfood.
Eli is currently stuck overseas because he was sent via a one-way ticket, and Jace won't pay his way back after he made fun of Jace's lazy eye.
Also the hater hitlist was done when he was downing entire bottles of Adderall.
Commander Stryker may not be CWC, but he comes pretty damn close. What he did with Eli was just fucking sadistic too.
What makes Jace dangerous is that he's actually managed to find retards who agree with his delusions. CWC, on the other hand, has never been around people who agree with his warped worldview.
Put it on a hard drive and make photo copies of whats on the hard drive and put it all in an important looking box. Those eggheads will just go crazy trying to decipher the entire thing
Yes, he said he supports the "LBT," but only reluctantly supports gay men.
He also added that those d*** homos are lucky to get support from him. I'm sure gay men everywhere are grateful to finally have Chris' kinda-approval.
>there will never be a new issue of Sonichu
It fucking hurts.
What the fuck am I looking? There is no way this guy is serious.
Someone should kickstart a CWC convention where a roast of Chris will occur and he will meet all of his trolls face to face.
Proceeds should go to him for all the entertainment he has given us.
Profit could be made by turning this process into a documentary.
Sonichu 10 is a happy reminder of what Chris would do to his enemies if he had the power to.
I don't know too much about him beyond the persona, but he was definitely in an actual relationship with Kacey, for one thing. You can hear his actual voice when he's singing this little gem.
Not just report on the scene. It's actually a combined assassination and rescue mission. The multiple goals include
-Assassinating the Palestinian Prime Minister
-Finding and taking out Team Gamerfood
-Rescuing Tupac from Team Gamerfood
Jace himself almost went, but his brother found out about it and yelled at him, so he had to send Eli instead with a one-way plane ticket (They spent the rest of the money on a second two-way ticket as a false flag operation to trick the CwCiki)
It's about fucking time we have another Chris-Chan thread.
I never got the whole rescuing Tupac thing. Did he honestly think the division of ISIS known as Team Gemerfood were necromancers who brought him back from the dead or did he not know Tupac was dead/trapped in a weak ass crystal prison?
>desperate for money
yet, later on posts >>257993703
You have to remember that when you are 13 the only things there are to do is hope your friends are allowed to play and go to school. Which in turn gives you a shit load of free time.
You're tardy to the party.
You know what you typed was retarded, so why did you post it?
I wish he opened up his Mailbag again.
He's gotten emails from Joseph Joestar, Gabe Newell, Norio Wakamoto, Fiendish Dr. Wu, and Thomas Light.
I was referring to the picture of Chris taking p4r seriously.
Wow, this game actually sounds and looks really fucking good. The whole sanity mechanic and the symbolism behind the game is gold.
I think this might really be something special. I can't wait.
Everytime I watch this I discover something new.
>That dumbell keeping the door closed
>A hatchet leaning against the TV
>Floor littered with pill and beer bottles
>Knife hanging from the ceiling on a string
>Turned over lamp on the floor for no reason
>life is in danger after seeing a penis
>"I will not become a homosexual!"
>literally a tin foil armor
>Smoking weed at the end to american music
There is no way this guy is serious. I refuse to believe there are people like this
>Mother needs her meds
>Spend what little money you have on fucking pony trading cards
He hasn't changed at all
When exactly did Chris grow out his hair and start looking all sallow? He actually used to look semi decent. Hell, if he worked out and had a little more social grace he could actually pass as completely normal.
>jace suffers ptsd from getting dickslapped while he was in the marines.
Jesus fucking christ, what is that?
this is seriously what's tripping me up when it comes to Jace. I have no idea how he's able to convince people into doing retarded shit like going to Israel to find Tupac. I can't believe there's other people out there stupider than him.
David Leib Hartt of Tim and Eric (the black puppeteer) is a chris-chan equivalent
He actually ran a public broadcasting show about Christian Science using puppets and believes he was abducted by aliens.
Some people aren't sure if he's aware that Tim and Eric is a comedy show, as all his odd mannerisms and such are how he behaves normally.
He's also a reverse wizard, having sex in the past but not having had it in years.
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