>Hyrule Warriors today in Nipland
>no HW thread
about that...i have news...
How do even you get disappointed by a Moosha?
They are pretty open about what they are and will be.
Simple gameplay with shitloads of DLC.
I dunno, /m/ managed to fill like 3 threads(that i know of) for Reborn, and you know /v/irgins can out do that with waifufaggotry alone.
>Cia dies and is not playable
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES! MY DICK IS SO FUCKING HARD RIGHT NOW!
>How do even you get disappointed by a Moosha?
Musou games usually have loads of characters. This one has 13. That's the same amount as the first One Piece Musou and people cried about the few characters back then too.
Where the fuck have you been the last two days?
Story is known and it's lackluster. The roster has been fully revealed and Link's 5th moveset is the great fairy.
All that's left is to wait to actually be able to play the game and to see what KT's update and dlc plan is.
Like I said, all that's left is disappointment.
Ganondorf tried to take the triforce, Cia seals him with the Triforce but he corrupts her, driving the 'good' (though that is highly debatable imo) out of her and making her 'evil'. She goes on to war on Hyrule and such, Link and Lana kill her.
Indeed. And just like with the Pirate Warriors they will probably have rushed it to see how well it sells, and then make a proper game with the second installment (If they find that it sells well enough)
Hm, wonder if there's any r34 up yet of her
Well they basically had to fabricate new characters just to make sure there was a bunch of female characters.
Nintendo seems to be putting a lot more emphasis on dicks and vaginas in their line-ups lately.
>implying KT cares about what the fanbase wants
If that were the case they'd have let the Groose loose, and Agitha wouldn't even be in the game.
>"If you have a favorite character, they'll probably be playable"
>They were probably assuming that Ganondorf was everyone's favorite character
>Still couldn't be bothered to give him more than one moveset
You fuckers can like her all you want. Her fate is oh so satisfying.
She dies fizzling into nothing, her position as the big bad usurped, replaced by her own clone who everyone hates!
The Cia-fag tears are the most delectable morsel I've tasted in ages. My dick has never been harder! This is a glorious day indeed!
Everyone can agree on that they should've been more upfront on how many characters they would aim for. Not make a big box with a coming soon and then change the layout as soon as they were done.
Not hype Cia, Valga and Wizzro to be more than they are. Wizzro being some kind of ancient fucking ring? Valga selling his soul to Cia? This shit isn't brought up once, they just die sometime inbetween missions and certainly not making their introduction be the first big announcement they made about the game pre E3.
I keep hearing about a villian story mode; what is this crazy talk?
Also where are the videos of cuccoos. I need cuccoos.
It's ridiculous that musoufags are defending this game simply because it has bare bones musou gameplay
13 characters, barely any weapons, one story mode, boring mission themed adventure mode.
Jesus fuck how anyone defends the lack of content is beyond me.
>It's ridiculous that musoufags are defending this game simply because it has bare bones musou gameplay
Nah. They're defending it because witch tits excite their stupid little twelve year old dicks.
And you should start developing better taste in characters so that Zelda has a half tolerable story for once in its miserable existence.
Because it's a licensed musou game, and first installments always have low content?
Before you say "hurr that's no excuse", it IS an "excuse" since they're also developing an entire game as well as designing characters and movesets. That's why sequels ALWAYS double the roster; since they don't have to deal with building a whole game, they can focus on adding more characters, modes and gameplay refinements.
I try to explain this every thread, but Rosterfags don't listen to reason or truth and have no idea how game development works.
I have no idea why they even bother coming to these threads. They judge the game before even playing it because the roster (which is pretty solid for a first game) is smaller than they want or their waifu or obscure character isn't in the game.
This is a high profile game of one of the biggest franchises in gaming. It has years of characters and world to go at. Nintendo is rolling in money.
The devs being lazy cunts and nintendo being stingy with money isn't an excuse, it is them being shit
We get to play as these three motherfuckers. I'm pretty happy with it.
The game had 1.5 years of development, and TK is busy as fuck handling a whole bunch of other shit.
Plus, this is clearly just a cash grab to get japs to buy Wii U since they love musous and also want to create a bigger japanese fanbase for Zelda.
And bigger budget =/= better game.
It's a musou game, which means it's niche as fuck because westerners can't into that genre.
Honestly this game got too much hype for it's own good, people not knowing about the series thinking it would be the same as an actual zelda game, among other unrealistic assumptions.
And how does that make the aspect of a bigger roster bad?
It should try and do good all around as any game should. A bigger roster won't save a shit game but it fucking helps especially if your game has a tiny amount
I don't know why put the idea of Peppermint Kisses punching Zant in the face in the middle of his dancing is one of the funniest things.
>The summoning gate isn't Cia's second weapon after the scepter
>She doesn't summon minions and bosses to fight for her
Instead we get this.
I pulled the trigger last night and bought a Treasure box edition for $250.
It was too hard to resist.
That wasn't my point, just saying it doesn't mean a game is good or not.
Now, I would like a bigger roster too but I don't have silly standarts, I never expected DW8XL levels of roster size.
They compensate with wildly different movesets per weapon for some characters.
And besides, that's not what he's saying. He's saying that roster sizes isn't what makes a game good or not.
She summons a dodongo to attack
>just saying it doesn't mean a game is good or not.
But at the same time that doesn't mean we can't criticize a game on it. We knew it would just be DW so bring that up is pointless, unless they do some retarded gimmicks the levels will just be fine so what does that leave? Zelda fanservice and roster
>people not knowing about the series thinking it would be the same as an actual zelda game
There are actually people who think this? I thought that the trailers made it pretty obvious as to what the gameplay would be like.
it's the first musou game for a shitload of people
Of course, but don't complain that we don't have every single zelda character
I just wish /v/ wasn't so extreme in it's reactions, watch as the game gets 6/10 at most and /v/ gets drowned in BLUNDER OF THE CENTURY NINTENDRONES GETTING BTFO threads
Nobody thought it'd be like a Zelda game, we just thought it'd have a bigger roster since they said a bunch if retarded shit at E3 like "if there's a character you like, you can play as that character" and all that
>all this shared screentime between Zelda and Impa
>mfw all the cute fanart that results from it
It should be law that every Zelda game have at least one or two scenes of Impa and Zelda having a moment together.
>but don't complain that we don't have every single zelda character
People aren't complaining we don't get every character they are complaining we get barely any but did get bit characters instead of bigger ones and random anime girl.
>I just wish /v/ wasn't so extreme in it's reactions,
People hyped the game up to much, it's to be expected
man this place is hilarious
its like you guys LOVE being dominated 24/7
well no wonder why you guys suck at video games, you love losing in the first place
you guys would probably get huge boners and lose every time to Cia if she mounted link ever time you lost to her
If this is what it means to be good then I'll be off to the nearest Dark Lord recruitment camp.
>People hyped the game up to much, it's to be expected
Yep, as I said it worked against this game given it's evry nature.
Also my main grip is agatha, is she popular in japan or something?
I don't really mind OCs but she is just the weirdest addition.
I know, right? She's so out of place dressed like that and dancing!
Well, she is dancing and not a red-head, that's very not Zelda.
>link; hyrulean sword and shield, master sword (identical to hyrulean sword), fire rod, gauntlets, great fairy(might as well be her own slot)
>Zelda: rapier, windwaker
>impa: giant blade, naginata
>Lana: book, deku stick, summoning gate
>expecting a musou game to have a remotely decent plot
I went in here fully expecting that the plot would be no more complex than "Cia is evil, now go stop her and beat up her goons".
I was talking about her "singing" animation, that shit's nightmare fuel
Oh god, I love that game but even Link was kinda hideous this time
And judging by Zelda Us teaser, it's getting worse
I'm grateful for that too. Both Impa and the Sheikah in general are really cool and ought to be more prominent.
I only have this one so far, but there are some screenshots.
Quite likely. Though I've heard people say some characters are just reused assets but there is no proof of that
Really if the roster was way bigger she would be a fun edition but as it stands
I want to marry Lana NOW.
>That is just the currently revealed move-sets
I bet you also think there are still more characters to be unlocked despite Japanese streamers getting the giant text notification that everything is unlocked.
Why? I know what I heard and it's not like it's gonna change anything, they said a lot of stuff that wasn't true and that is just one more so what's the point
I got Link, Gabondorf and Ghirahim and I'll be happy with that
>you will never have a ninja nanny to watch over you and comfort you when you have bad dreams
I can't wait for more of this.
>If there is a certain character you like in the series, this is the first game where you'll be able to play as your favorite character
>Lana gets the Deku moveset
Holy fuck these dick sucking faggots.
No it's not an excuse.
>Because it's a licensed musou game, and first installments always have low content?
Just because you like eating shit doesn't mean I need to like it faggot.
You can upgrade Link's default sword into the White sword and the gauntlet into the chain chomp. We have no idea what weapon upgrades for other characters are yet, and it's implied by the art book there are.
Gonna upload a few of these. Wish I still had the template. Not like it would be all that hard to edit it anyways.
Everytime I look at them, can't help but laugh.
>you will never have a qt 3.14 Phantom waifu
Why do you care so much what I think or not? Just let it go
You want me to say you were right? Fine, you were right and I was wrong, you won the argument
Can we just drop this already or will you just keep going on with this for the sake of it?
>Links little Epona
Just.... just leave.
It got funnier when I thought of the red circles as the eyes.
Around 26 minutes into /sunwelllllll 's latest archived stream on twitch.
>into the chain chomp
uh, wrong franchise?
>that uncomfortable expression
I feel the same way, Link. The HW Great Fairy is fucking creepy.
>didn't watch the hyrule warrriors direct
"Additional characters, weapons and scenario are planned to be distributed!"
So shut up already.
Nothing to see, being good also means being a prude.
She looks like an old whore who smokes about ten packs a day, had twenty different plastic surgeries, and probably has a voice like a rusty engine block.
Plus, she wears nail polish. Fastest way to kill an erection.
Well it's probably like how animals feel when humans start prodding, petting and doting them. It's nice but then it starts to get annoying when she starts poking your chin with her finger, carrying you in a bottle and shoving you up her asshole.
>She looks like an old whore
I wanna do this. Fuck, I jerked off to pencil tits when I was 10.
The sheer quantity of REKT Cia-fags are experiencing right now is fucking glorious. You retards will NEVER EVER be able to play as your shitty waifu.
If we don't then I'll fucking
crawl up into fetal position and cry about it on 4chan.
One adventure mode mission where you protect Cia is not cutting it.
So the full roster is what's been shown, that's disappointing to be honest i was looking forward to unlocking characters. Saying that though it seems like they plan on making more characters as DLC so that's something i guess and seeing as it's DLC it could be characters that wouldn't fit in with the plot so possible WW characters?
>you will never be a random and brave Hyrule knight and stand behind Lana while she opens a chest, and hide your face of arouse under your helm
You're saying it like it's a bad thing faggot.
>defending a terrible character simply because she has big tits
I'm sorry, who's the immature one here?
>butthurt Cia-fags can't even spell
What retard would pay money to play as the worst villain in the history of the franchise?
>Check his commission prices
Welp. Kudos to the one who requested that.
>attacking a relatively unremarkable character because she has big tits
You, for using le epik maymay images, for a start.
The same person. When Ganondorf possessed Cia, she split in half- Cia got the evil side, Lana got the good side. Don't ask how it works.
>I would ask why you hate her but
I'll tell you exactly why I hate her. In a franchise that has been plagued with terrible villains with terrible motivations, Cia manages to be the absolute worst.
Her motive for starting a war and raping the time-space continuum, is that she wants to fuck Link. She's the embodiment of a fandom joke, which they decided to turn into a fucking plot point. This all could've been avoided if the stupid bitch just asked the blonde doofus out on a date. But no, she nearly destroys reality instead. Fucking dumbass.
She's such an insultingly bad character, they had to give her a ridiculously sexualized design to distract people from her worthlessness as a character. And the sad part is that it worked.
Everything about Cia pisses me off, and I'm glad the dumb bitch does and gets replaced by her own clone so that this retarded fandom can stew in their hatred and frustration that Lana will stick around, while Cia fades away into nothingness.
Why did you even expect good characters from a SPINOFF of all places? In fact, why do you even care about her so much that you have to gloat about the death of a nonexistent character and "replacement" by one with an equally nonexistent personality?
>bad stories in video games
>Why did you even expect good characters from a SPINOFF of all places?
I was thinking maybe, just MAYBE since this game wasn't being made by Nintendo, we'd get a semi-serviceable story for once in this series' sad poorly written history. Well never fucking mind.
>In fact, why do you even care about her so much that you have to gloat about the death of a nonexistent character and "replacement" by one with an equally nonexistent personality?
Not enough bad characters get waht they deserve. A slow, humiliating death for such abominations is something to be savored.
>I was thinking maybe, just MAYBE since this game wasn't being made by Nintendo, we'd get a semi-serviceable story for once in this series' sad poorly written history. Well never fucking mind.
It's a Dynasty Warriors game. You should have done your research
It's a fucking Musou game. They've NEVER had good characters. In fact, if it's such a poorly written series why do you even play it? I'd have thought you would have moved onto something with an actual plot a long time ago rather than hope a cash-in spinoff would somehow appeal to you.
Not enough bad characters get waht they deserve. A slow, humiliating death for such abominations is something to be savored.
You care about this shit way too much for your own good. If you want a story, read a book.
And by "draws" do you mean "directly copies"? It's literally the exact plot of Romance of the Three Kingdoms, which was itself full of hyperbole and exaggeration even for its own time.
Guys, stop replying
He's obviously that retard that kept whining about veran/onox/vaati in every thread
Since his bait no longer worked he changed it and now is targeting Cia
He's basically this game's ACfag, it's pointless
Actually I thought Lorule was a pretty interesting idea. Yeah the pun is pretty stupid bu the concept had potential.
>In fact, if it's such a poorly written series why do you even play it?
I like the mythos. The setting has a lot of neat stuff in it. It's a damn shame Nintendo, or anyone else for that matter, is too fucking stupid to do anything with it.
>He's obviously that retard that kept whining about veran/onox/vaati in every thread
No, that's someone else. I don't give a shit about those two. Cia is FAR more offensive than those boring idiots.
>She looks like an old whore who smokes about ten packs a day, had twenty different plastic surgeries, and probably has a voice like a rusty engine block.
Her skin and makeup sensibilities are 100% universe-appropriate. Stop grading her based on fucking reality. Otherwise every anime girl technically has jaundice.
I wonder why Great Fairy suddenly starts attacking Link after gently carrying him in a bottle?
I don't think I'd survive 1 day with her.
Probably because she knows he can handle whatever she throws at him.
Yeah nigga we had a thread about it and everything when it dropped last night.
I like her status screen.
Link has been doing this to Fairies for 2 decades.
>Great Fairy is a moveset for Link
>this is a real thing that exists
DROPPED. Fuck this game.
Lana is a dancing superstar.
I don't really have a thing for giantess, but FUCK this is doing it for me. And it helps that I actually like her makeup heavy mature face (for some reason)
>I hate fun
I could understand not liking something like Lana becaue she's really out of place, but Great Fairy looks great and is silly as fuck.
Bad enough they made her look like a hooker, but know she's playable? Bullshit. Some characters should stay NPCs, especially if they are ancient ultra powerful spirits.
>And it helps that I actually like her makeup heavy mature face (for some reason)
That reason is that you like the idea of having an STD.
Japan really has the shittiest tastes. Instead of playing her super hot sister we get some retarded dancing moeblob who is the most central character to the story. I seriously didn't want to raise my hopes for this game but before it came out I was actually excited for it. Fucking Lana should have died.
>That reason is that you like the idea of having an STD.
This is the downside of legalizing homosexuality.
>trashier than a tornado ravaged trailer park
I'm sorry, what?
What the fuck is an idol anyway? arent they just singers or something?
Young preeteen girls put on a petistal by a bunch of creepy japs who like them and there 'cutesy' behavior. Thats why all the most popular anime are idol anime and most 'original content' produced there has an idol character, it's all just like a fucking stupid fad that never seems to go away.
I can already see it.
Vocaloid Musou soon.
oh man why couldn't Cia have been playable Lana is such a shit, pandering of the worst kind. Recently I've noticed that I've actually started to hate characters with a passion like Marie from persona 4.
how the hell would that work?
Wouldnt -oids like Teto be OP as fuck? shes a fucking Chimera
knowing Koei she will be a player character as paid DLC.
also she lost the mask and lived, surprised no baneposting yet.
Talentless wannabe hacks who think that they are actual stars when there names mean absolutely nothing outside of there country unlike actually good artist from elsewhere in the world. Seriously I can think of plenty famous foreign artist and songs. but not a single Idol name or a famous song. Their interchangeable to the people that only like the idea of idols and arent fans of the actual singers themself judging by how quickly they move on to the next big thing.
Did she? i havent seen it yet.
if shes dead then who is bad girl?
Well knowing a Musou game its gonna have a pile of bad guys/girls in it, knowing Koei Ganon and Cia will be bosses/badguys for periods.
also the game will be full of waifus/Fujioshi approved sexbait
It's waifuing, but on an industrial scale, and with real people instead of body pillows.
Also the contracts they put those poor girls under are fucking insane. You can't even smoke without the fans and the managers throwing a hissy fit because muh pure waifu.
When did I ever mention america? I said foreign artists. And Idols are a million times worse than the shittiest new artist in America because wether you like them or not, to make it and the american music industry you need talent wether you like that kind of music or not. In Japan idols al have the same type of music that all sound the same. and are chosen based on how cute they are not if they are a great singer. I'm sure there are actual good singers who never get the recognition they deserve because they aren't idol material or have fan willing to eat whatever shit they produce .
I hated his hair at first, but holy shit has it grown on me. I want to see him in future games as a fluffy-haired smartass.
But they arent actually kawaii they are regular people putting on an act as a ficional character. They are just as rotten as everyone else in real life, It just annoys me how they are portrayed as 'angels'.
She's way hotter without her mask than i had anticipated.
All this would've been prevented if he just gave her the D...
And why wouldn't you? Look at this
That's what waifuing is. You're obsessing over an ideal that doesn't even exist because you're too scared of commitment and unwilling to make compromises with a real, flawed human being. A few guys in Japan had the bright idea to make money off of it, and now they've created a waifu-industrial complex.
The music industry is all about "image." It doesn't matter what the person is in real life so long as they sell that image. Idols have to keep up that squeaky-clean, nonthreatening demeanor because that's what sells. If we actually cared about authenticity, we wouldn't buy into a fake thing, then complain when the real thing inevitably doesn't measure up.
And it's no secret people love fictional characters. You know, since the term waifu exists.
It happened to one idol. An idol had to shave her hair as a way to apologize when it was discovered she was dating.
Helps with reading kanji.
You think she conjures Dark Links to fuck her in her downtime?
Someone needs to draw that.
it's not that I don't enjoy playing as little girls, it's the embarassing anime design, the moveset entirely based around pelvic thrusts and idol dance routines, and the annoying as fuck singing and humming of the theme song
But with an actual fictional character it's fine. They don't actually exist, and if they are cutesy perfect that's fine because that's the way they are. But with an actual person It's just pathetic.
Will she be pinned down like pic related first?
>one guy in her mouth
>one resting on top of her fucking her breasts
>she's giving handjobs to two
>a few are cumming on various places such as her face, feet, belly
>she's getting DP'd
Soundtrack rip yet?
You gotta think big
>4 guys in her mouth
>2 double teaming her breasts from top and bottom
>8 guys, 4 on each hand with a dick between her fingers
>a few are cumming on various places such as her face, feet, belly
>she's getting DP'd by two guys at each hole
All manner of lewd things can happen in Cia's sex dungeon.
I'll post what is blue board appropriate
>BIG BLUE JIBBLY FISH TITS
That's a lot of dicks.
20 here, throw in a Dark Link or two and let some other people join in on the fun.
>no fierce diety link
Man this was all fucked up by only allowing characters from SS OoT and TP. What a piece of shit. No MM no Wind Waker no Lttp and of course not LA. Fuck this shit. They pretty much avoided the majority of the series to be lazy as fuck.
>Hyrulian Warriors Empires
would buy, there would have to be something Vocaloid themed for Lana
>Can develop relationships with characters as you fight alongside and interact with them
>Can eventually get married
I wouldn't make the same mistake Link did.
1. Legend of Zelda-Zelda II
2. Link to the Past-Oracle Games-Link's Awakening
3. Ocarina of Time-Majora's Mask
4. Wind Waker-Phantom Hourglass
5. Minish Cap
6. Four Sword
7. Four Sword Adventure
8. Twilight Princess
9. Spirit Tracks
10. Skyward Sword
11. Link Between Worlds
And the other forms:
1. Bunny Link
2. Deku Link
3. Goron Link
4. Zora Link
5. Fierce Deity Link
6. Wolf Link
And how Many Dark Links?
1. Zelda II
2. Ocarina of Time
3-6 Oracle of Ages
7-10. Link to the Past GBA port
11-13 The Dark Interlopers from Twilight Princess
14. Spirit Tracks
And Shadow Link
1. Four Sword Adventure
2. Link Between Worlds
More like all of Cia's fans are desperate emasculated beta pussy begging simps. I wish Cia had a sidekick who represents male gamers who Cia regularly insults and such. However whenever she does abuse this character I want EVERY single shot of this with Cia breaking the 4th wall just so that it looks like she's blatantly insulting gamers. It would be a glorious troll effort by the developer.
Think about it, desperate loser horndogs pay for a game where they are insulted as such. It would be just too good and frankly well deserved.
No you're the one who doesn't understand cup sizes. D breasts aren't even that big. If anything I might even have been under estimating her. Though without knowing other measurements cup size isn't exact by any means.
Zelda as a series is Too Big To Fail, so it can afford to insult its fanbase. And its frankly way overdue as they need it to be kept in check. Zelda is one of those few series where the programmers and coders can very much call the gamers/consumers pieces of dignity lacking shits and still make bank.
Cia is the insane fans obsessed with the idea of something but not caring for that the thing really is. Also she shows the pitfalls of waifufagging.
/v/ don't be like Cia. You must be like Lana and become the waifu as your evil side dies and bursts into ruppees.
Are you talking about some place other than 4chan, because the Cia fans I've seen here, including myself, don't care about anything other than her sex appeal and the idea of her having sex.
Is there an evil ending where Cia seduces and fucks Link infront of Zelda? And then Link cums inside Cia and shows Zelda that he belongs to Cia? And then Cia visits Zelda every month to show Zelda her growing baby bump and to remind Zelda that Link has forever tainted his bloodline by coupling himself with a brown woman?
This ending is in the game, right?
If you were in charge of a series, that attitude would get you thrown out on the street in a heartbeat. But go ahead and inflate your ego by lashing out at imaginary bogeymen.