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You have literally no excuse
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>>257885120
Doesnt work on W7
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>>257885120

Max Payne is a shit series.

There's my excuse.
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>>257885120
don't have any England money
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>>257885250
Yes it does nimrod
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Already have
Fuck MP3 though
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>>257885120
I bought them 2 years ago.
That's my excuse.
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I can get it for $0.00 on pirateybay
deal with it shitlord
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>Steam
Found my excuse
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>>257885382
I have MP2 as a physical copy, and it keeps crashing on W7
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Don't answer that.
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I don't spend money on videogames anymore, not when I already finished them 8+ (MP1) times. Got too many already.
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but I have them physically
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>>257885120
Bought em last time
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>>257885739
You have quite good taste anon. I wish more of my friends were like you.
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I already have Max Payne 1. Is Max Payne 2 worth getting?
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>>257885739
>dat baller ass blood money case
Whats in it?
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>>257886089

MP2 is better than MP1 but they are both pretty shit games.
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>>257885739
Why the fuck do you have 3 copies of Mk?
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>click on the storefront link for Max Payne games
>get directed into Max Payne 3's page
>remember that this abomination exists
Seriously what the fuck?! WHY DID THEY TURN A COOL NOIRE TPS INTO A RETARDED BROWN AND BLOOM TPS WITH A GENERIC BALD DUDE?!
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I bought Max Payne on disc, didn't work.

Bought Max Payne 1 and 2 on Steam. Neither work

WHAT FUCKING DO
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>>257886265
b8
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>>257886338
1 was a gift, 1 bought on launch, 1 bought later because I got a PS3. I'm kind of a big MKfag
>>257886187
Just a thick in-depth manual and the disc
>>257885972
thanks
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>>257885120

I already have it, so yeah I do.

MP3 a best
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Already bought them from some BR website
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>>257885739
nice taste anon
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>>257885253
yus
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Doesn't work on my PC.
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>>257886545

I have them on the OG Xbox and they are shitty repetitive games.

It's fun for the first hour or so then gets very boring.

Everything but the gunplay and dialog is just terrible.
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>>257885120

I'm not really into shooters
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They're terrible
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bought this like, a day ago. started a thread, some anaon pointed me in the right direction for comic book scene sounds and mods. thanks again dood, the game runs fine and its quite a treat.
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>>257886547
Fair enough, may I ask who signed the disc?
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>>257886841
>>257886814
>one of the best games of all time is a piece of shit
neo-/v/ everyone
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>>257885120
I've already played and completed both years ago.
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Freedom-speaks.com/vote

Ops a faggot
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>>257886814
Do you even understand the purpose of noir as a genre?
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>>257886982
ed boon, MK creator
paulo garcia, MK designer
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>>257885120
I do, actually. It's that Max Payne isn't that good. At its best it... meh.
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>>257887019

>/v/ doesn't like my taste
>Wahh it's Neo-/v/

Kill yourself.

Both Max Payne titles are 5/10 games.

>Best of all time

That is some fucking shit taste mate.
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>>257887245

>Muh story
>Muh motifs
>Muh narrative
>Muh themes
>Muh stylization

Gas yourself.
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>>257887245
Games aren't films
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>>257887307
>Both Max Payne titles are 5/10 games.
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>>257887515
I don't even understand what point you are trying to make. Please stop with your babble and speak like a normal human being.
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>>257886814
>Xbox
Thats your problem
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>>257885120
Don't. Steam version of MP1 has corrupted files, while the pirated version works just fine.
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>>257887603

>Shit level design
>Shit story
>Shit art design
>Basic repetitive mechanics that get old fast

What's good about it?

>>257887752

And I don't understand why you are trying to bring up shit about Noir just because Max Payne shallowly inserts generic noir shit into the story.
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I already bought them. Can't even get them to run, let alone get to the sound glitches. Rolling back drivers didn't work, neither did messing with the game files.

I never finished 1, those fucking blood trail sections were too much for 12 year old me.
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I played it when it was new.
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>>257887593
What genre has yo do with medium? Get a load of this faggot
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>>257887593
>>257887515
But Max Payne games have good gameplay as well
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>>257885120
Too many games and need to spend my money on useful things.
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>>257887959
I don't think you quote understand what a noir is, but still try to.argue like you know your shit. Tip - you don't
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>/v/ suddenly hate Max Payne

What happened??
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>>257888463

/v/ grew up and matured, you didn't.
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>>257888463
Old /v/ ironically hated video games.
New /v/ unironically hates video games.
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>>257888463
A video game you thought was cool in 2001 has aged horribly.
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no mods no nothing
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>>257888782
>max payne aging horribly
>ever

underage pleb
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>>257888463
/v/ has always had shit taste, why is this surprising to you?
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>>257888782
The 2004 one still pretty good tho
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First one not aviable in my country.
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because im literally broke and i would probably SUCK at the game
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>>257885739
very nice
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>>257885120

Poor old Remedy.

They built a great franchise as nobodies and then Rockstar stole it and turned it into John McClane stars in Man on Fire.
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In our headlights, staring, bleak, beer cans, deer's eyes
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/v/ really is becoming a shitpile.
Really? Hating Max Payne?

>>257889364
Max Payne 3 was great, Remedy even agrees.
It doesn't hold up to 1 and 2 though.
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I'm sick of buying games on Win7 that don't work. Are these in the same boat? I've been itching to play them again.
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HEYA
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>>257889629
>There are people posting on this board that were born after Max Payne 1 came out.
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>>257889459
AND WE KEEP DRIVING INTO THE NIGHT
IT'S A LATE GOODBYE
SUCH A LATE GOODBYE
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>>257885120

I already own both.
They crash on my PC.

I'm using W7
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Late night MP threads are the best. It's prime-time Bongland Shitposting right now.
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Are you seriously recommend me to play this shit.

Just look at the graphic

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQ0sytq1WiU
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>>257885120
Already have them on steam and on discs.
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To the Windows 7 people having issues, try this: http://forums.steampowered.com/forums/showthread.php?t=848215

Should contain a patch that will get it up and going. I had a similar issue while running Vista and this solved it.
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>>257890048
It's still easier on the eyes than a lot of games that came out around 2000.

>I'm looking at you, Deus Ex.
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>>257889629
>Remedy even agrees

No they don't.

They said they wouldn't have made the choices Rockstar did and it's clearly a Rockstar game.

It was a diplomatic way of saying, "We don't like it's not Max Payne."
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>>257885382
I installed both MP1 and MP2, didn't work.
Applied all relevant patches, didn't work.
Did it from fresh and made sure everything was followed to a T, didn't work
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>>257885120
I literally do.
I got them a year ago along with 3.
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Max Payne 1 aged badly, and Max Payne 2 & 3 aged even worse.
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>>257885605
I have the same case with Chaos Theory and most of the games sold through steam tend to "emulated" to work on W7
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>>257890369
I just replayed MP1 a few days ago over Steam. I had to apply the sound fix to get audio in the cutscenes, but other than that you don't need to do anything but set compatibility on the exe.
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>>257886440
at least it had technologic
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>>257890776
See I did that too and it just crashed when I got through the main menu.
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>>257890492
>Max payne 2 aged badly

lmoa
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>>257891457
It was always the worst in the series.
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>>257885250
I played them both on 7, and I have since played them on 8 as well. Just get the sound patch:

http://forums.steampowered.com/forums/showthread.php?t=848215

If you can't even start the game, it's most likely your system that's fucking with it.
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>>257891386
Well that sucks. Tried setting it to software rendering?
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>>257891556
No, 3 is the worst in the series. 1 and 2 are great - even today. Great gameplay, great story, great atmosphere. 3 is still fun to play, but the story's pure shit.

And while they've aged graphically, the gameplay is as solid today as it was back then.
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>>257890143
Works with W8 as well, bought the pack yesterday and the sound was fucked, simple fix though
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>regional pricing

local 3complete cost more than unavailable 1+2+3complete
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>>257885120
except vsync is forced and theres shitty input lag no matter what, no thanks
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>>257885120
I have an excuse, I already own those games.
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>not loving MP1, 2 and 3 for different reasons

I know you plebs like to fight about nonsense but they all have great qualities.

You might not have liked 3's setting or no Sam Lake but the gameplay was on point. And /v/ constantly bitches about gameplay > story

1 is a good start, 2 is a great improvement, 3 is an amazing improvement. Story 2 > 3 > 1 though. I don't know why everyone fawns over 1's silly story. The dialogue is great but the story is just silly and forgets it's own plot lines halfway through.
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>>257895213

It really doesn't help to say Max Payne 3 still had great gameplay because, while that may be true, it is constantly interrupted with cutscenes. The whole experience is just frustrating and unless you like the story you are probably not going to like the game.
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>>257895213
>the story is just silly
That's a good thing. MP2 tried to play it straight and wasn't as good.
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>>257895494
It's not as bad as you or /v/ is making it out to be.

>>257895531
Not silly in a good way. Like I said, dialogue is great, story not so much. It starts up several story arcs and just hamfists you into DA ILLUMINATI and you fight an old lady and a helicopter, oh and it's for your family!(?).
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>>257895703
>It starts up several story arcs and just hamfists you into DA ILLUMINATI and you fight an old lady and a helicopter, oh and it's for your family!(?).

So I guess you just stopped paying attention in the last half of the game? The relevance of all of those things is explained. It's also explained why killing the old woman is getting revenge for your wife and child.
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>>257896045
It's explained, but not very well. Oh yeah and Valkyr! Max is dead set on getting it off the streets but oh my family is dead and I killed the oldlluminati so who cares about this horrific drug? Also one of the bosses is a satanic, howling moron, so relevant
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>>257896228

You sure you played the game?

Valkyr is made by the old woman he kills at the end.
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>>257896228
>Max is dead set on getting it off the streets but oh my family is dead and I killed the oldlluminati so who cares about this horrific drug?
uh you definitely blow up the valkyr manufacturing plant and kill the woman in charge of its production and distribution. valkyr is basically gone during the events of MP2

>Also one of the bosses is a satanic, howling moron, so relevant
he's hopped up on drugs ya dingus
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>>257896467
>>257896472
I'm not saying MP1 is bad, it just has a very weak story. Good dialogue and gameplay, weak story.
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>>257896594
>get told why the story makes sense
>B-b-but I'm not saying the game is bad, stop picking on me guys.
Fuck off Cockstar.
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>>257896594
It's not a weak story. It's a noir / hardboiled story about a cop (rather than the usual detective) who lost everything and wants revenge. Every surrealistic segment of the game is just to show how fucked up Max became after what happened, and the fact that it's so over-the-top is just in line with the genre. It's not a masterpiece, by any means, but it does exactly what it sets out to do, and delivers a great narrative.
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>>257896594

I don't know if I'd call it weak, it's a very stupid story executed well.

It was of a pretty standard quality at the time. This is why people talk so highly about the story in Bioshock and refer to it as a game changer in the same vein as Half Life, games that weren't RPGs or adventure games tended to have really fucking stupid plots back then.
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MP 1 soundtrack is pure killer.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MA8vd6lT_zQ
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I literally have an excuse.
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no steambux
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>>257899820
What the fuck is a py6?
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I FEEL IT ALL COMING BACK TO ME NOW

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NwcnujxGBhY
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>>257900005
Russian tacos
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>>257900005

62 russianlolis is about 1.29 euros or 1.72 dollars
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>>257885120
>>257890776
Does windowed mode work?
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>>257901052
Very much doubt it.
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>>257885120
yeah, drm
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I found MP2 to be the worst game, the pacing and plot direction felt wrong. 1 was of course great, even though the retarded faces of Max became grating on 3rd playthrough. 3 seemed to suffer from similar problems 2nd game had but handled it better towards the end.
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>>257899820
>the russian version of max payne is playable in russian language only
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>>257885120
How about I played it on ps2 already
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>>257885120

Yes I have. I have both 1 and 3, but 2 is not available in my country. Gonna pirate it soon.
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>>257900005
cyka
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>>257885120
>literally
literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally
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>>257885120

I own the original two boxed, nigger.
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>>257885120
Ahahahah, I LITERALLY le know you. You are LE literally from LITERALLY reddit? I am LITERALLY (not figuratively, what were you thinking?) glad I've found you OP! I literally like you. Literally is literally so le better than the previous buzzwords like autism, edgy, troll, ebin, etc. I love it. I LITERALLY, not figureatively love it. I literally LITERALLY (not figureativel literally) love it.
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>>257885120
just bought them both, even though I'm waiting for the gba port I bought to arrive.
are there any tips I should know? I feel I'm missing something to get good
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>>257885120
My excuse is that I already own it

BTFO OP! YOU FAGGOT!
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>>257901052
it doesnt work

oh wait you could misinterpret that... wait a sec i actually mean

it literally doesn't work, I mean literally, not figureatively
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>>257903093

Roll, roll and roll.

Heck, you can finisht the game by just rolling. Also dont ditch the deagle, a good placed headshot kills anything. And the Colt commando is the best weapon in the game.
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>implying I don't already own them
>implying Max Payne isn't my favorite game
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>ITT people literally do not know literally also means not literally
Get with the times grandpas
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>>257901593
yeah it literally is bad, literally bad, not figureatively bad, you could misinterpret that, i LITERALLY mean literally bad (ughhh yeah i can feel it in my dick vein the word's meaning is strengthened augmented by LITERALLY)

the plot in mp2 is literally bad and cheesy, i didnt give a shit about that bitch what was her name? nona sex? nona sax? I killed her but i heard theres a secret ending where she lives lmao tough luck die btich literally die

btw im a stupid american 12 year old who copies every buzzord he hears on TV and the internet, i literally do that
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>>257885120
It doesn't have the one I didn't play so who cares?
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I already bought them during the summer sale. I've only played Max Payne 3 though.
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>>257903557
so does autism, trolling, edgy, umad and other shit

why would anyone over 12 perpetuate those boring ass buzzwords and spam them like little cretinous robots? have some personality and originality you ass payned faglords
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>>257899820
>playable only in russian
Why would you block use of the original version, this doesn't make any sense.
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>>257903557
In its standard use literally means ‘in a literal sense, as opposed to a non-literal or exaggerated sense’, as for example in I told him I never wanted to see him again, but I didn’t expect him to take it literally. In recent years an extended use of literally (and also literal) has become very common, where literally (or literal) is used deliberately in non-literal contexts, for added effect, as in they bought the car and literally ran it into the ground. This use can lead to unintentional humorous effects ( we were literally killing ourselves laughing) and is not acceptable in formal contexts, though it is widespread.

Basically this means only 12 year old redditors and ghetto niggas find that meaning correct.
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>>257903934
It makes publisher sense.
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I don't need an excuse
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>round corner
>guy waiting with shotgun one shots me
>can't sneak up since that'll just trigger him to move on me, can't surprise him with a dodge since he'll just track the dodge and kill me anyway

>open door
>squad of people with guns pointed at door bring me down to a sliver of health in an instant

>progress to new area
>a guy or two spawn behind me in an area i've already cleared

>wide open area
>fucknugget with a pistol can snipe me, while none of my firearms are accurate enough to hit him (before you get the sniper and assault rifle, i should note)

>do a bullet time dodge to avoid bullets
>enemies track my dodge and fire ahead of where i'm going

>shoot a guy point blank with a shotgun
>it doesn't kill him

>bullet time dodge and hose down a group of people
>they all grasp their stomachs like they're about to keel over, then instantly recover and blast me while i'm on the ground and can't shoot or move for that second or two

>hose a guy down with a machine gun
>he's able to pop shots off at me in between being riddled with bullets

>all this happens over and over and over

i loved max payne as a character, and the game had a lovely atmosphere, but man, it was very hard to enjoy
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>>257885120
>Literally
Unless we don't have $1.99 in our steam wallet, you fucking shithead.
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And here I am, broke as fuck, can't even afford a 2 dolars game
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>>257905116

>can't sneak up since that'll just trigger him to move on me, can't surprise him with a dodge since he'll just track the dodge and kill me anyway

You can roll you know, if you roll it's impossible to be hit during the roll. Everyone always forgets about rolling, in truth shootdodging is incredibly shit because the time it takes you to get from ground to standing is when you're killed

The most annoying thing is shooting someone with a pistol and they pop shots at you like you said. It's not too hard of a game to git gud at though, just roll roll roll and you can breeze through the game on the hardest difficulty. Oh, and different weapons do better damage. There's no point in shooting a shotgun at one of the special forces because their armor will take the flak, unless it's a perfect headshot, so just mow them all down with the M4 since it's more reliable than the shotty

Autistic speedrunner reporting
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>>257888463
>/v/ suddenly loves halo
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>>257906432
i guess that must have been where i fucked up; i would always rely on shootdodging, and on top of it not even working for its intended purpose half of the time (enemies would just prefire ahead of you and you'd dodge straight into their bullets), you'd ideally only have enough time to down two people, then you'd just lay on the ground and get plastered

also, as far as the damage goes, i had difficulty one shotting people with the shotgun even in earlier levels, and it was quite enraging due to the low ROF of the shotgun combined with the groups of enemies you would typically face; the sawn-off rectified this somewhat
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>>257888463
MP 3 was a fucking turd and the other two games aged like milk.
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>>257888463
neo-/v/ tries to hide being more casual and having shittier taste, so it's says that "we matured" and "/v/ had shitty taste before"
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>>257885120
Because the bundle is not available in my country, and here 2 costs as much as the bundle in OP's pic, while 1 costs 6/7 times more than 2.
If i bought them both, i'd spend almost 10 times more then the cost of the bundle.
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>>257909201
then use tf2outpost.com and buy bundle for 2-3 tf2 keys (aprox 3 juro)
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>>257906432
>in truth shootdodging is incredibly shit
Kinda, but you still want to use it since it's so damn fun, also for doing instant two shots from shotgun, that shit is so satisfying.
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>>257885120
Because i bought both of them on release.
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Actually...
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>>257910302
1 tf2 key is €1,79, so 3 keys is €5.37.
not to mention i might get regional issues, considering apparently the games in the bundle are not ROW, and in my country both the games can only be bought in my language(containing the files for audio, menus, and captions only in my language).
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>>257911784
>he doesn't have 50 bingbongs in his bank account
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