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ITT: Retarded shit we used to do in vidya I was basically DSP

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ITT: Retarded shit we used to do in vidya

I was basically DSP when I was younger, I was full blown 100% retard. I freaked the fuck out in Pokemon Blue because I couldn't figure out how to buy anything. I thought you had to go to the shelves in the mart and get what you want and then check out at the counter like in real life. I also sperged out because I couldn't figure out how to change which pokemon came out at the beginning of the battle. Luckily my step dad was patient enough to help me out.
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>>257761674
you sound like a fun fella
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>>257761982
Yeah I was a sperglord when I was younger but I hide my power level pretty damn well now
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Did you never go to a butchery or a bakery or anything when you were growing up?
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when I was younger I used to run fast at recess like Sanic and I would spend upwards of 15 minutes washing my legs every night because I wanted to make sure they were nice and clean so I could run faster
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>>257761982
he sounds like a nincompoop
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>>257761674

>didn't know i could switch pokemon order outside of battle
>thought toxic made you "bloodily poisoned" instead of "badly poisoned"
>would cover screen after throwing pokeball at legendary and pray to every deity i could think of to catch it
i didn't compulsively replant my berries when gen 3 came out
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>>257761674

You really are autistic.

Genuinely.
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>SMB1
>be young kid, not a master of English language yet
>thought the instructions said Mario is invisible after getting Starman
>really said invincible

My parents kept saying "how can he be invisible if you can see him?", and I had to explain he's visible for the player's benefit, but invisible to the enemy's in the game.
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>>257763613
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>>257761674
wut
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>>257761674
I used to have extreme rage fits when i was 8-12 it got really bad i broke my hand a couple time then around 13 i got way calmer for some reason i still rage from time to time but its not anywhere near as bad as i used to 12 year ago
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I used to beat only like one or two levels in every game and then die on purpose until I got a game over.
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>>257766423
why?
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>>257763606
If it was one of his first games, I could totally see that first thing about going to the shelves first happening.

I mean, they HAVE the store shelves there, rendered ingame. You know how it works in real life, so why wouldn't it work that way ingame?
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>>257766572
I have no idea, I just did. Like I would get to the first bomb head powerup in Dynamite Headdy and kill myself with it over and over. It's like I just had this idea that I wasn't good enough for the latter levels, so instead of trying the hard parts I would just die on purpose since that's easier or something.
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I had a Pelican Codebreaker disc for PS2. Me and my friends would use it to goof off in GTA, but my favorite thing to do was to play Star Wars Bounty Hunter with it. I'd turn on infinite health and infinite grenades, and basically propel myself through levels just with grenades.

I would thus refer to Jango as Grenade Man, as he arrived on the scene and blew himself and everyone else to kingdom come.185
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The first time I got the screen distortion and sound effect for poison damage, I thought it meant Mewtwo from the movie was attacking the player character's mind from afar

I turned the game off
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>DSP
>shilling for DSP
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I used to roleplay and make up my own stories in almost every game I loved. Smash bros was one of these games.
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>>257767501
>I thought it meant Mewtwo from the movie was attacking the player character's mind from afar

That's pretty dark.
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I thought I was cool because I abused cheats in almost every game that had cheats
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>that kid who went in the Rock Tunnel without Flash and made it through by bumping on the walls for hours
>I was that kid
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>>257761674
I'm so sorry
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>>257767501
haha oh wow. I wish I was friends with you as a kid
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I was scared to go outside of clocktown when i got majora's mask as a kid. so I never even got to the first dungeon.
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>>257767501
Pokemon was the first game I got for the Gameboy and I thought it meant the battery was dying.

>My dad's face when I went through an entire pack of AAs in a day
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>>257768113
I have yet to use flash in a Pokemon game

I have no idea why
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>>257768113
>implying it's worth it to teach flash to anyone
That moves so shit I can get through rock tunnel without it easy
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Rolling/ jumping constantly whenever there's a long distance to cover. I still do this.
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>>257768548
In real life?
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>>257763210
>Throw pokeball
>Turn off sound and cover screen with hand
>Wait 10 seconds
>Peek through my fingers so see if I caught it or not
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>>257768020
This down to the Smash Bros.
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>>257768020
I used to change the color of whichever character I picked in Melee to black and role play as an edgy villain. When my friend and I battled each other, if I got down to one life I would jump of the stage in some theatrical manner (like riding the giant turtle underwater in Great Bay) and pretended to have "escaped"
I don't know why he hung out with me
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I had this idea in my head that female Pokemon were inherently weaker, so I only ever caught males.

I spent forever searching for a male kangaskan.
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>>257768706

Honestly, if I could roll around everywhere without hurting myself I'd definitely do it, it's that bad.
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>>257768318
I was scared of the Mysterious Forest in Link's awakening so I would just walk around the village and chop grass for a while
it was my first rpg/adventure game
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>>257768712
>throw pokeball
>hold LRAB all at once so it would "act like a masterball"

Also
>convinced that Zapdos was hardest to catch because his beak would break poke balls so you wore him down by using 50+normal poke balls
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>>257768780
Because it's fun/funny.
People act like these silly things are bad, but everyone I know has their own "silly things they thought/did as a kid" that gives their life actual character.
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>>257768878
I did this too. I assumed they would have -4 STR or whatever because it was a video game.
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>>257768408
I was much the same. Koga's gym was hell until I noticed that the flashing stopped after I went to the Pokecenter.
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>Thought Growl, Leer and other status effect attacks didn't do anything because they did no damage
>Starter Pokémon always had three HMs
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>>257768780
My friend and I used to do that kind of shit for hours, down to the jumping off the stage and using NO CONTEST to change the scene

Good times
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>>257768712
I thought I was the only one
I still do this
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>>257766883
The fact is it sounds like he never even bothered to check with the clerk, but had to get outside help instead. If the shelves don't do anything the logical next step would be ask the guy working the counter.
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>>257769118
>convinced that Zapdos was hardest to catch because his beak would break poke balls so you wore him down by using 50+normal poke balls

Are you me?
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>Done the Missingno glitch so much to show off to 9 year old chicks that I start to find the infamous rocket glitch trailer with the level 140 NidoKing

I fucking regretted not saving some rare candies.
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Filename related.

I never thought to hold down the button because I was I was too young to know what a bazooka was and didn't know it was meant to be a projectile weapon.
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>played through all of gen II without knowing what types were
>trial and error my way to knowing what pokemon were weak to which moves
>was super disappointed because I thought I would be playing as a pokémon
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>>257769118

Oh wow this is one of the most retarded things I've ever heard.
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>>257761674
I didn't know what withdraw meant when it came out so I would end up releasing my pokemon until this nice employee at The Pokemon Center before it turned into Nintendo world damn it's been a long time since I called it that told me what it meant when I was getting my shiny event Celebi for pokemon silver. The guys there are total bros and it feels great to be able to go there nearly every day for streetpasses.
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>>257769831
>the cameraman stays behind

Dude's got balls of steel
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>>257769727
I was literally addicted to doing that missigno shit when I was young. I actually showed signs of drug addiction. I always swore that it was the last time, but I came back the next day and did it again. When gold and silver came out I thought I finally beat my addiction but then the cloning glitch was discovered.
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I would purposely lose each gym fight and act like they were evil bosses who spouted that I was nothing more than a child so I could pretend that the next battle was my big redemption and I would obliterate them.

I also screamed the finishing move of my pokemon so it was more intense

"VENUSAUR, REDEEM YOUR BROTHERS WITH...SOLARBEAM!!!"

I remember doing that one night only to have my parents yell at me to shut the hell up.
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>>257770069
it's on a tripod you retard

you can clearly see it shake when he takes his hands off the camera and runs away
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>>257770069
Probably a tripod so yeah literally balls of steel
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>>257761674
Up to that point i only played games without saves, only codes to start at a certain level.
I didn't know how to save, or what saving was to begin with, so i restarted the game from scratch every time i switched the gameboy off. So i started to hook up my gameboy to the rechargeable battery set i had 24/7. You can't imagine my friends face when i explained to him what the fuck i was doing.
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>>257769981
Which part? That beak size meant the bird would be easier/harder to catch?

Or the "do X to always catch" shit? I'm pretty sure every kid believed some form of button input would boost catch chance
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>>257769268
>>257769137
I would feel less embarrassed about it if he actually went along with it, but he never really cared because either way he still won the match lol
although I think once he did get the final hit on me as I was going for a suicide escape and he seemed pretty happy that he fucked up my moment so maybe he was just keeping it low key
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>>257770380
Isn't the save option in caps in the menu? How could you not realize?
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>>257770165
Holy shit
10/10, anon

>You will never have as much imagination as this guy
feelsbadman
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I closed my eyes and waited every time I threw a pokeball

I still do this

It fucking works, I swear to god, it's failed every single time I was looking at the screen
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>>257770427

I was told if you press the A button perfectly with each Pokeball shake it would increase the chance of catching it :(
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>>257770165
When I lost to a gym leader and subsequently did some level grinding, I would always roleplay like I was Ash - giving the Pokemon encouraging words and comforting them when they got hurt. Then when I rematched the gym leader, I would imagine turning my hat back, and each of my party members looking confident and determined as they fought. When the leader sent out their ace, I would send out my starter.

I'm not talking about when I was a kid.
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>>257770781
I caught the 3 regis in ruby with A and B at the right times though.
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>>257770841
>losing to gym leaders
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I deleted my LeafGreen filesave with Deoxys data on it because I hadn't played in forever and thought the Pokemon wouldn't like me anymore.
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>>257771007
Sure anon

Sure you did :^)
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>>257770165
man I still do roleplay shit like that when I do Nuzlocke runs but I think that's supposed to be the point of Nuzlocke so whatever
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>>257770676
I didn't even know what that word meant regarding video games. I had never heard of a mechanic like that at that point in my life.
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>Playing Yellow at like 6
>Can't into type advantages and get wrecked by the Pewter City Gym
>Keep trying again and again with Pikachu's Tail Whip and Tackle
>Somehow manage to beat Brock after hours and hours of grinding with Pikachu

Also

>Get the idea in my head that catching six Pokemon is what you need to do to beat the game
>Catch like three Magikarp outside Lavender Town and am disappointed when nothing happens

I honestly don't know how I made it past the Elite Four. I don't think I ever beat Gary
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>>257771039
I don't use revives, and I always challenge them with no more than 3 Pokemon.

Just like in my animes.
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>people ITT who think there isnt some magical mechanism behind catching pokemon

I swear to god, Down B works EVERYTIME

>>257770781
I still want to believe that Nintendo implemented a "Buttonmash-catch" system
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In legacy of Goku 1 I thought that you can only save once throughout the entire game and had no idea what overwrite save file meant, so whenever I would play I would start a new game and see how far I can get to

This went on for months before I realized I can save over the previous save
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>>257770841

Oh god, I talked to them in battle too. Like when they got really close to fainting i'd be like, "Don't give up Poliwhirl..I believe in you! You can do this! I'll give you two lemonades after!"
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>>257761674
I used to compulsively run away from random battles in RPGs because I wanted to get to the boss battles quicker.
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>>257771087
You could have given it a friend. The Deoxys I mean
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I used to save twice every time I needed to save the game

I'm kinda paranoiac, so I still do this
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>>257768878
>>257769146
You're not wrong. It worked that way in gen2, look it up
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>>257771385
I hadn't even been to the island to catch Deoxys yet.
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I cleared the entire elite four in red with just charizard through sheer brute force.

His moves were cut, fly, strength and fire blast.
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>>257771287
Everyone swears their thing works.
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>>257771279

Get the fuck out of here.
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>>257771337
So did Poliwhirl ever get those lemonades?
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>>257771418

I do this, too, but not every time I save. I'll save, and walk around for a little bit doing nothing and then go to turn off my game but pause and freak like I somehow did something worthwhile in the last 20 seconds since saving.
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>>257761674
In Dark Cloud, I didn't know how to advance my weapon further and finished the game with the Rapier +10. The reason I used this weapon was because it had a skull on it.
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>>257771448
0.03% lower on average

wow
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>>257771418
I still do this. It's too important to not take the extra few seconds to make sure.
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It took me almost a year to finish pokemon blue because I didn't know enough english to properly finish it (game was never translated in my country)
my dad played it along with me and actually taught me english doing so
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>>257771608
No I trained Poliwhirl up to level 100 waiting for it to evolve. I was so dissapointed when it didn't, I thought I was a shit trainer and that it hated me
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>>257771531
why
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>>257761674
At least you didn't play it without being able to understand English. Everything was trial and error, including the moves - I usually wouldn't even know what move it was until I used it once.
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>>257770427

Obviously the Zapdos part. What the fuck man.
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I didn't like starters so in every game I would catch another Pokemon, level it to 5 and then release my starter.

In gen 1 I used a Mankey from the path to the elite 4
Gen 2 I used a Ledyba
Gen 3 Poocheyana
Stopped doing this in gen 4
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>>257771608

Best to leave the past in the past, anon.
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>>257771279
Gary uses movesets like Leer, Tail Whip, Tackle and Growl in the Champion fight, you probably still could. Also dome of his mons only had three moves.
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>>257771863
That's cause Poliwhirl evolves with the Lemon Stone.
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>>257762180
That isn't power, anon. If you are a sperg lord your power level is so low it leaks out of your pants, like spaghetti, trying to get away from someone so weak.


Though that doesn't sound autismal at all. It sounds more like when you were a child, you were pretty stupid.
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>>257771510
Its kinda funny though that almost everyone started mashing some button sequence when they threw a pokeball.
I mean its not like someone tells you or the game recommends it.
Why did every kid do this?
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When I was a kid, I drove around the rural towns in San Andreas pretending I lived there. Like driving the cars and parking in driveways. I also remember stealing the lawn mowers and driving around town.
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>>257772025

His Arcanine has fucking ember.
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>>257761674
I gave my pokemon refreshments/pokeblocks/berries if I won a gym battle with them.
I would get genuinely upset if they fainted.

I was not ready for Pikmin.
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>>257771287
There isn't any piece of code in any of the GB/GBA/DS pokemon games that change any part of the RNG used in pokemon capture BUT depending on how said RNG handle thing it could reset or change when you are using inputs
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>>257771495
And you are a furry.
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>>257771039
not him but there's no shame in losing to Brock or Misty, former because he could kick your arse badly, especially on blue (no pokemon with fighting moves could be caught so charmender folks were fucked) and the latter because jesus fuck that starmie
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>>257771987

I did this one time and it was fucking amazing. I beat the game with Butterfree, Nidoking, and Nidoqueen.
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>>257771887
fucking this.
The worst part was my neighbours cousin tricked me into trading my overleveled Pikachu for his shit-stained jolteon.

Being a child sucked.
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>>257772051
Same reason why sports fans always make up bizarre superstitions and curses. They did something arbitrary this one time that something they have no input on worked out well, so they start to do that thing every time as if it's a necessity for success.
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>>257765263
Yeah I had bad anger issues up untill first year of high school when I just suddenly mellowed out.
My last fit of rage was at luch during the first month of my freshman year, I told one of my friends not to take my pizza since he had asked if he could have it earlier while I went to get somenapkins. I get back to the table and the fucker has the slice on his tray and proceeds to lick it. I then scoop up the tray and slam it food first on to the table. Funnily enough I didnt get in any trouble and my friend had to run laps since the coach was a hard ass and my friend was on the football team.
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You people are truly fucking autistic...

I literally have no stories of me fucking up this bad ever.
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>>257771495
Was he proud of his power?
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>>257772025
I either lost my Yellow or had it stolen from me a longass time ago. I probably lost it but I was such a little shit to some of my friends about it, goddamn.

Thankfully Silver came around and I did way better at that
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>>257772051
because it takes a while and is completely random while the the "shakes" make it seem like its a minigame
its very logical to assume that pressing B - down when it rolls keeps it shut
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>>257772312
Name a Pokémon you wouldn't fuck.
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>>257771140
>Zubats have Dracula accents
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>>257772387
Jolteon's way cooler than pikachu though
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>>257772568
Woibuffet
Mewtu
Jackie Chan
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>>257771987
play pokemon randomiser, you'll actually get a random starter and have a more unique experience

also you get shit like this in the first gym
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>>257761674

I tap A and B to the beat of whatever music is playing when I throw those pokeballs.

Against the rare trainers with a full team of 6, I make each pokemon of mine 1v1 each of them.
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>get pokemon Gold and GBC when I was 6
>knew how to read
>Old guy in the second city literally tells me in a scripted sequence what a pokemon center does
>could never figure out how to heal my pokemon, always kept fighting them until I blacked out. Actually made it to Falkner before rage quitting because I was so underleveled
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>>257771887
for a while I thought Earthquake and Quick Attack (the quick/quake thing) were pronounced the same
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I used to only use my starter Pokemon through all of the Pokemon games while the other 5 slots were HM whores

>mfw my Typhlosion was 28 levels above Lance's Pokemon
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>the version you got / the starter you picked

>Blue / Blastoise
>Silver / Totodile
>Sapphire / Treecko
>Pearl / Piplup
>White / Oshawott
>X / Chespin
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In Super Smash Bros. Melee, I used to think that the coins from Mario's Up-Recovery move actually gave you coins for the trophy mode. Younger me even tested this theory by going all the way through Classic Mode as Mario, and did his Up-Recovery move on Master Hand, then exited to the main menu, and went to the trophy menu to see if my coin count increased from it. It didn't
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>>257772753
>influenza
>not ebola
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>>257767501
I remember the first time I experienced that I was in Olivine. I thought it was the lighthouse wigging out.
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>those kids whose starter was level 80 when they reached the elite 4 while their other pokemon had like level 10 (if they had any other pokemon at all)

usually girls
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>Put on Iron Boots walking up Ganondorf's Tower because it makes Link look like he stomping the whole way up.
>"I'm mad now, Ganondorf!"
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>>257772965
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>>257768113
I did that. I also beat brock in pokemon yellow by spamming sand attack and whittling his two pokemon down with tackles and quick attacks from my pikachu. It was only later did I realize I could catch mankey, or something.
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>spent a half and hour using Strength on the truck thinking Mew is under it
>would always hold down the B button whenever I throw a pokeball thinking it increases my chances on catching it.
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>>257768878
I still only catch males, because females are incapable of being bros. I will catch 100% female species for collection purposes, and make certain exceptions for pokemon like Jigglypuff, Clefairy, Ralts, etc
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>>257773110
made that one before the ebola outbreak and besides, it actually looks like an influenza virus while being named koffing (coughing)
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>>257766883
Your logic is fine but the way you reacted to how it failed suggests legitimate autism.
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In Chrono Trigger some of the armor/helmets give you an automatic spell boost (protect, shell, haste, etc). For the longest time I couldn't figure out why my Marle was glowing green and was paranoid my game was permanently glitched so I started all over. I was like 18 hours in.
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>>257773035
Red/Charmander
Gold/ Totodile
Ruby/ Treecko
Diamond/ Piplup
Black/ Snivy
Y/Froakie
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>>257772042
>If you are a sperg lord your power level is so low it leaks out of your pants
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>>257772696
>Jackie Chan

I would. Bareback.
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>>257772051
It even happens now. My cousin thought tapping the screen repeatedly in Pokemon Black would make Pokeballs have a higher catch rate.
Just because the game has touch screen controls.

Kids invent stuff all the time. It makes sense to them even if it doesn't to everyone else.
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>>257768020
I still do this in Smash Bros.
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You guys know that section of grass west of Veridian?

I once leveled my Charmander to Charizard doin nothing but grinding there, then went to fight Brock
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My parents didn't let me play video games during my early childhood, so the first game I ever got was Pokemon Sapphire, and I was never infatuated with Charmander or Pikachu or anything.

I felt no attachment to my Torchic whatsoever, and then proceeded to solo the game with a Zigzagoon.

It distinctly remember it was level 37 when I beat Brawly.
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>>257768113

good god, that took me days as a kid

Why the fuck couldnt any of my pokemon learn it
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>I was basically DSP when I was younger, I was full blown 100% retard. I freaked the fuck out in Pokemon Blue because I couldn't figure out how to buy anything. I thought you had to go to the shelves in the mart and get what you want and then check out at the counter like in real life. I also sperged out because I couldn't figure out how to change which pokemon came out at the beginning of the battle. Luckily my step dad was patient enough to help me out.

Stopped reading right there.
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>>257773035
>red/charmander
>silver/cyndaquil
>ruby/torchic
>diamond/turtwig
>black/oshawott
>x/chespin
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>>257773035
Red/Charizard
Gold/Feraligatr
Sapphire/Blaziken
Diamond/Empoleon
White/Serperior
Y/Greninja
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>>257773783
>you now realize thats exactly why there's a patch of grass with voltorb in it right infront of the tunnel as well as a pokecenter
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>>257761674
your stepdad only helped you because he was fuckin your mom
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>>257773195
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>>257772552
nah, he liked to thrash about
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>>257767501
>I thought it meant Mewtwo from the movie was attacking the player character's mind from afar
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>>257762412
>butchery
Are you 90, or just live in a third-world country?
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>>257773189
Everyone at my school did this, they also ignored stat altering moves like growl. And they're supposed to be the normal ones for fuck's sake.
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>>257761674

yuropoor here, only had English versions and even I could figure that shit out.
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>>257769193
U wanna fight my charizard lvl 100 with ember, cut, flamethrower and fire blast m8?
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>>257774127
growl really is worthless though
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Played Pokémon Ruby using only a Mawhile.
I saw it, thought it was some enormous teeth monster and okayed the rest of the game with it.
I had to get that bitch to level 84 before I could beat the champion.

Then, after finishing the game, I checked my pokedex for the first time. only to realize that Mawhile is fucking tiny.

In Driver 2, I was convinced there were hundreds of secrets in each city. I would walk around, humping every wall for hours each day.
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>>257768712
>throw pokeball
>turn sound off
>put sheet over screen
>put on blindfold
>cover face with hands
>run to the theatre
>go see a movie
>come back
>"Aw it appeared to be caught!"
>throw pokeball
>turn sound off
>put sheet over screen
>put on blindfold
>cover face with hands
>run to the theatre
>go see a movie
>come back
>"Aw it appeared to be caught!"
>throw pokeball
>turn sound off
>put sheet over screen
>put on blindfold
>cover face with hands
>run to the theatre
>go see a movie
>come back
>"Aw it appeared to be caught!"
>thro
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>>257773035
>Blue / Bulbasaur
>Yellow / Pikachu
>Gold/Crystal / Cyndaquil
>Emerald / Treecko
>Pearl / Piplup
>White/White 2 / Snivy
>Y / Fennekin
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>>257773035
>Gold: Totodile
>Silver: Totodile
>Yellow: Squirtle
>Crystal: Totodile
>Sapphire: Treecko
>Emerald: Mudkip
>Pearl: Turtwig
>Leaf Green: Squirtle
>Heart Gold: Totodile

Feraligatr and Torterra Stronk!
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>>257774228
can he stand up to the overwhelming power of my feraligatr's mud-slap?
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>>257770165
I like doing the shouting finishing moves and shit but I keep it all in my head
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>>257773303
>females are incapable of bros
>both my Samurott and Greninja were female, fucking dominated, carried my team and saved the goddamn world

Thou art a swine and not mine negro.
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>>257774239
>growl really is worthless though
hrgghrhghhhhhh
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>playing red/blue/Yellow
>trying to catch one of the three birds
>really weak, ready to catch them
>you missed the pokemon
>you missed the pokemon
>you missed the pokemon
>fuck, I need to save the masterball for mewtwo
>how the fuck am I supposed to catch THREE of them?
>figure maybe you're supposed to actually choose between one of the birds or praying to god you can catch mewtwo with an ultra ball
>kill moltres because Charizard is already beast mode for fire
>friend later tells me you just have to put a status effect on them

EVERY OTHER TIME IT JUST MAKES THEM WEAKER AND EASIER TO CATCH. IT DIDNT ACTUALLY AFFECT WHETHER OR NOT YOU COULD CATCH THEM
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You're like my brother. He was so excited when he got Pokemon Blue but he couldn't figure out how to leave the house at the beginning. He sat there for like two hours crying.
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>>257774127
Most kids did this. Pokemon was the first RPG many of them had played, so kids didn't really understand the mechanics and thought it was a waste of time to use anything other than the starter since the starter was already strong.
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>>257773035
>Red / Squirtle
>Silver / Chikorita(?)
>Sapphire / Treecko
>Pearl / Piplup
>Black / Oshawott (Japanese, I got White when it came out in English and picked Snivy)
>X / Chespin (Ditched for Skiddo first chance I got)
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>>257774420
literally the least useful debuff move next to sweet scent
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>>257761674
Buy consoles.
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>>257773303
My greatest "bro" is a sis, though there is a bro who comes damn close.
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>>257774116
>not havinga butchery
I mean i dont use it because I want more money for vidya but they still exists plently here in germany
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>>257774127
>that kid that used 6 pikachus
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>>257774342
You sure like Totodile.
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>>257774690
sweet scent had uses though, attracting pokemon could at times be helpful
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>>257774482
what
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>>257773035
>Red/Squirtle
>Sapphire/Mudkip
>Diamond/Piplup
>Heart Gold/Chikorita
>White/Oshawatt

Water for life. I don't know what I was thinking with Heart Gold.
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>>257774413
>female pokemon
>incapable of having gay yiff parties

why would you ever use anything but male pokemon
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>>257773035
Blue / Bulbasaur
Crystal / Totodile
Sapphire / Torchic
Diamond / Turtwig
White / Oshawott
Y / Chespin

I like Ruby and Pearl more now, though. And of Gold or Silver, Gold.
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>>257774482

in the orginal 3 games, you had to literally freeze, paralyze, or put the bird to sleep to try to catch them in a pokeball(they could still break out)

If you didnt and threw a ball at it, it just said "you missed the pokemon!"
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>>257774127
>Those kids who taught HMs to their battling Pokemon
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I stopped playing Pokemon Blue for a while because i couldn't figure out that the carpet marked the door. I just waited for Oak to show up.

I also bought Thunder Stones and gave them to my Pikachu, only to press B when he evolved
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>>257774769
>not having a party of six unown that spelled out FAGGOT or something
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My two worst things about playing Pokemon as a kid:

When I went in the elevator in Celadon I didn't know how to get out, so I reset the game. I don't know why either because the carpet marking the exit was just like all the others.

I also reset my game a lot. I never even beat the elite 4 until I was much older.
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It took me a minute to figure out that the rug was supposed to be the door
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>>257763210
Kinda similar story
>Older brother gets Pokemon Yellow
>Never heard of Pokemon prior to that so I didn't really want it, but I thought the opening scene was really cool
>Bro lets me play while he does some stuff
>Nigga.webm
>I battle a few trainers but he knew I didn't grasp enough English yet so he knew I wouldnt know what "save" meant, so he didn't care what I did
>Battle a pokemon and get poisoned
>I run away and the game starts to freak out after every few steps
>oh fuck I broke it
>get scared and start to cry
>"b-brother, i'm super sorry, im sorry, im sorry, but I broke your Pokemon
>I explain that every time I take a step the game goes "bad"
>He looks at it, laughs, and says that it was okay, that just one of the Pokemon were poisoned so I just needed to use an antidote.
>I felt silly
>>257768780
Me too nigga. I would fight young link with ganon and have a team with me and peach and make sure gannon kills her (gannon was lvl 9 and peach was 1) so then I would pretend time had passed and I would play with Link and fight gannon but gannon posses Link (I choose his black color) so then I had to use Marth and Roy to defeat him and Bowser since they were the "heroes of light" (Marth had a white costume and Roy had a gold.)
God damn being creative was cash
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>>257774769
>THAT kid that used 6 level 255 mewtwos against you in a friendly match
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>>257775073

meant for

>>257774848
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>>257775083
>not teaching your battling pokemon Surf

It's like you hate the water equivalent of earthquake
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>>257775292
Some are fine like Surf and Waterfall, but I remember one kid who had fucking Cut on one of his Pokemon, and they were in their 40s. This was before the HM Remover was a thing.
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>>257768113

I've memorized Rock Tunnel. I bet I could still walk through it blind no problem.
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>>257773195
This is amazing
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I pressed down + a when trying to catch pokemons
I still do
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Does anybody of you remember your first play with pokemon red/blue? When I got my (new and sealed) copy and started a new game, I had chosen Bulbasaur. Suprsingly my opponent did not chose the fire pokemon, but the waterpokemon. It never worked again, just that one time.
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>>257775073
>go through safari zone
>decide to fish because it doesn't take up time
>hook a dratini
>fail at catching it
I'm not leaving this place until I catch a fucking dragon
>60 hours of trying later
I'm not leaving this place until I get my dragon dammit
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>>257774769
>that kid that didn't get gold and silver from his parents so he named his golbat in red crobat (he actually named his golbat "x-bat", because the german name for crobat is iksbat, but he was too stupid to spell it correctly)
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>>257775572

You were that kid when you were growing up, weren't you?
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>>257771279
>Playing yellow
>Didn't realize you're sometimes supposed to use pokemon other than your starter, ever.
>Get destroyed by brock
>Decide game is impossible, steal my brother's red version and play that
>Finally a friend tells me to just use a butterfree from Viridian Forest
>Get butterfree, beat Brock
>Decide that Pikachu must be useless
>Train only butterfree for at least 3 playthroughs.

HOO BOY
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>>257768020

im 24 and I still do this . fuck it
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>>257774762
butchery isn't a word though, which is why I guess he thought you sounded old. We just say 'butcher', even if it's the place and not the actual dude.
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>>257775574

>trying to catch a chansey in the safari zone

True hell. You have a snowball's chance in hell of ever catching it

>throw a ball straight out
>bursts free before even one shake and runs
>throw a rock
>runs
>throw food
>runs
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>>257775073
That's not true though.

There was just a separate chance of 'missing', and it could happen to anything with a low catch rate.
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>>257761674

>catching pokemon
>the moment the pokeball opens I hold my breath and only resume breathing if caught/escaped

I still do, fuck knows why.
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>>257768113

Press start and the cave lights up for a sec.
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>>257775907
so how did you react when you could just catch them in mewtwo's cave?
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>>257775835
>starting your journey on becoming a god-tier bug pokemon trainer

I don't see how this is bad.
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>>257774116
Yeah, you're right. It's better to buy "meat" in TESCO, where half the product is water or some E shit.
>we're so advanced, now we can buy ANYTHING in the supermarket
People like you are the reason the civilisation is on its downfall. Leaving your brains at the mall.
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>>257761674
When I first played Pokémon I was afraid the run option in battle would make me lose my Pokémon or something so I never used it. This meant I fought every single wild Pokémon I found.

Also every time I went into the Safari Zone I would try to catch the first Pokémon I found. By the end of the game I had a PC box and half full of Natu.
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>>257775906
'butchery' is the name of a butcher's profession
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>>257775574
Did you ever get your dragon?
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>>257761674
when playing any jump'n'run I always did a little jump myself, sometimes accompanied by noises meant to somehow keep the characters longer in the air.

It was especially bad in DKC. The game had some jumps with a long ass airtime and my retarded little ass would stand up and jump and I'd do this loud "HNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGG" sound only to gulp in air again when I landed.
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>>257776073

just about threw my Game Boy into the wall, honestly. I spent at least 15 grand in the safari zone just trying to complete the pokedex before I got to the cave
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>>257773195
I read "put on iron boots" and this started playing my head https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WpIAc9by5iU
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>>257773035
>Yellow/Pikachu
>Silver/Cyndaquil
>Emerald/Mudkip
>Platinum/Turtwig
>Black/White2/Snivy
>Y/Fennekin
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>>257776169
But it's still not a noun, like, you don't say "I'm going down to the butchery now". You just say "down to the butcher's".
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>>257773195
That's not retarded, that's fucking brilliant
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>>257769831
ninja fling straight into the water
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>>257773823
Stopped reading at the end huh?
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>>257776153
Why would you run away in pokemon? Free xp because they are always udnerleveled compared to trainer pokemon.
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>>257776281
In Mario Kart and Diddy Kong Racing, I would always tilt the controller left and right when I turned.

I still do it, but now it actually works. Technology is amazing, isn't it?
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>>257776191
my friend told me you could get it in the game corner
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>>257776115
Calm down, third-worlder.
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>>257776405

My nigga.
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I was afraid of the Sandopolis mid-boss in Sonic & Knuckles so when I thought I was getting close to him I'd reset the game and use level select to go straight to the next level.

I was also afraid of the ghosts in Sandopolis Act 2, the longer you go without hitting a light switch the bigger and more aggressive they get. However I somehow thought that if you waited long enough they'd never stop growing and eventually become something so horrible it would give you nightmares to look at.
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>>257776640
hah
you're right, there's probably some JnRs on the Wii where you can flick the remote to jump
I should look for those and play them like I did back then.
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>>257776636
Uses up PP
There's a certain point where the 20 seconds it would take to end the battle and continue walking wouldn't be worth the minimal gain.
The occasional chance of it poisoning/burning/etc. before it faints.
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>>257771418
are you greek?
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>>257769146
What confused me was that one NPC who asked the player "I wonder which pokemon are stronger, Male or Female?" And in my head I'm like ,well obviously male right? Which had me thinking that the female pokemon actually are weaker
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>>257768890
you must love the witcher 2 then
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>>257775486
me as well last time i played fire red i ran through it only looking up when a battle started
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>>257777015
I balanced my moves out to have the real damager and the ones with good damage and lots of pp.
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>>257776947

>growing up with S3&K

My negro
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>>257775512
it's a superstition thing for me.
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>>257771418
I do this too. Fuck losing data because you forgot to save
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>>257773823
Wow, shit, you read his entire post? Quite the trooper.
>>
Probably the stupidest thing I thought on a regular basis was that the developers for some reason designed a huge world ten times larger than the main game that you could access by using some obscure method to get out of the game's boundaries.

I spent so many hours trying to find secrets like that.
>>
as a chillun that played ssbm, I only had game and watch left to unlock. I played through adventure mode hundreds of times, and when I fought Luigi instead of Mario on stage 2, I though that GaW was "messing" with my game. I had no idea who he was and he looked weird so I basically saw him as the herobrine of melee (didnt know of herobrine at the time, obviously)
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I had a crippling fear of LikeLikes that prevented me from beating both OoT and Majora's Mask. I remember reading that they would eat your shield, which sounded horrible enough, but then I actually encountered one. The way they gyrated and the fact that they were vomit-colored and were apparently trying to eat me whole was too much.

That fear never truly left.
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>>257768548
>play FNV
>hop everywhere
Fucking Morrowind.
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>>257771279

I did this on my first run too. Except I had trained pikachu to the point of learning body slam
>>
Who /pokemonwhileshitting/?
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>>257778084
Ehh, the fear leaves after they eat your fucking shield every five seconds in Link's Awakening.

The fear is replaced by unstoppable rage.

I must murder every likelike I see.
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>>257778314
The 2D ones never bothered me. But I find their 3D rendition horrifying.
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>playing half life
>Jump all the time while advancing because young me enjoys the little things
>My parents want to take me to a park to play
>Jump down the stairs like a retard
>My father made the connection on why it happened and grounded me from the computer for 3 months
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>>257778649
no u
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>>257776447
>Noun: a word (other than a pronoun) used to identify any of a class of people, places, or things common noun.

butchery is a noun. It is a profession. To say "I'm going down to the butchery" would be a proper sentence
>>
>playing San Andreas at 13
>go on a date with some girl
>she wants to do a drive by
>take that bitch to the nearest Cluckin' Bell
>wtf, why isn't she ordering anything?
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>>257778084
>play oot master quest for over 10th time
>in ganons castle
>there is a like-like on a single small plattform in the shadow area
>get to it
>the like-like eats me because some other shit
>spits me out right into the bottomless pit as I read that it ate my zora tunic
>respawn and go back to like-like
>"Surely if I defeat it now it will give me back my tunic"
>nope
>waste an hour getting rupees for zora tunic in shop
Fucking Like-Like-stop
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>>257773035

>Red / Bulbasaur
>Yellow / Pikachu
>Gold / Cyndaquil
>Ruby / Torchic
>Emerald / Treecko
>Fire Red / Bulbasaur
>Diamond / Turtwig
>Platinum / Piplup
>Heart Gold / Cyndaquil
>White(Japanse) / Oshawott
>Black / Snivy
>Black 2 / Tepig
>Y / Froakie
>Omega Ruby / Mudkip

Snivy and Piplup weren't very good.
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>>257768070
>playing through destroy all humans
>get to the general in a mech boss
>can't beat him, use invincibility cheat
>beat the game, unlock a developer commentary
>watch it, they say something like thanks for playing, shame on you if you cheated
>feel really bad, never use cheats again
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I used to think that Game Genie / Game Shark didn't count as cheating because otherwise the developers wouldn't allow it to exist.
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>>257765263
My younger brother was like that. He'd always attempt to beat me up and I'd just do my best to avoid him (to no avail) and I could never defend myself because on top of being six years older, I'm - as we now know - autistic and have always had retard strength (though I'm high-functioning, enough that you likely wouldn't know I'm autistic from interacting with me unless I told you if we're just having conversation) so the one time I did defend myself I hurt him pretty bad with a single punch, he went crying to the folks and I got in trouble. The kid was hitting me with a baseball bat and wouldn't even listen to me about that.

His anger has subsided since then.
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>>257773035
>Blue / Squirtle
>Gold / Cyndaquil
>Ruby / Mudkip
>Diamond / Piplup

Grass is for chumps.
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>>257761674
I spent day after day in the grass near Olivine city farming Pokemon to level up my Quillava. I even gave the game boy to my little brother to keep it up while I was taking shits and so on.

I started to get confused when he hit lvl 60+ and still hadn't evolved. Then after he hit lvl 71 I finally decided to read the description of the Everstone he was holding.
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>>257767501
I thought the game was already broken. I felt like the unluckiest kid ever.
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>>257768113
You can see the outlines of the walls
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>>257773035

>Blue / Squirtle
>Gold / Totodile
>Sapphire / Mudkip
>Pearl / Chimchar
>White / Snivy
>Black 2 / Tepig
>X / Froakie

Starting in 5th gen I didn't even use the starter. They went straight to the box as soon as I had 2 or 3 other Pokemon.
>>
In Pokemon when you fight Missingno via the Missingno glitch, one of the moves he knows is Sky Attack. As you might know, Sky Attack has to charge up on the first turn, with the text "[Pokemon] started glowing!". Anyway, I was convinced that the glowing meant Missingno was powering up to delete your save file or something. When Gary's Pigeot used Sky Attack at the end of the Elite 4, I thought Missingno had invaded my game
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>>257768020
Who didn't do this.

>Playing Looney Toons: Back in Action for Gamecube
>Sam's casino level, high up spots everywhere
>I would pretend to be some villain from a ben 10 episode and jump off said high spots
>over and over and over again
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>>257761674
The first time I got pokemon, I thought the items you found on the ground were pokeballs. I was confused why I couldn't catch anything with my antidote.
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>>257778756
You were lucky your father wasn't retarded like you.
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>>257778307
I play touhoumon insane version a lot while doing everything
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>>257773035
>Red: Charmander
>Silver: Cyndaquil
>Ruby: Torchic
>Pearl: Chimchar
>Black: Tepig
Fire is the best type
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>>257768020
I did that in Kirby Air Ride with my old friend. God I was such a fucking faggot, holy shit
>>
>>257773035
Blue / Charmander
Silver / Tododile
Sapphire / Torchic
Pearl / Chimchar
Y / Fennekin
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>>257778307
>that Blastoise

I bet you were thinking to change it to Charmeleon and ultimately Charizard.
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>>257761674
that's not retarded, that's actually kind of funny

In games you just go up to the counter and are like "sell me a wrench and some WD40" when it's right there on the shelf behind you
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>>257769193
holy fuck same here
>"why are you using leer? it doesn't do anything stupid"
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>>257764338
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>>257780996
>final evolution of water starter
>first evolution of fire starter

Not him, but I'm pretty sure he was just going for most opposite.
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>>257774294
exact same except for white, used oshawott
>>
I used to heal at the pokecenter 10 times before a gym battle so that my team would be "extra healthy"
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>>257778808
not him, but that's like saying "I'm going to the medication" or "I'm going to down to the healthcare". It's "I'm going to the doctor's", dude.

You would use "butchery" in a sentence like "I work in butchery" or "Butchery is my passion." But it's not a place.
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>>257780693
10/10 taste in diaper hats
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>>257761674
I didn't know how to get past the old guy at the start when I was a kid
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>>257761674
>I thought you had to go to the shelves in the mart and get what you want and then check out at the counter like in real life.

I was going to call you something, but this made me laugh.
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>>257770781
My friends showed me the way he was told, as soon as the pokemon is in the ball, tap the shit out of every button.
Basically every time I try catching something my hands have a seizure.
>>
>Walk through a door; Jump

I still do that.
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>young me playing videogames
>do badly/get my ass kicked/lose
>hiss at the game, shake the controller from side to side until i'm swaying my body
>it usually works, i remember almost passing out but i beat tomb raider 2

i don't do it as much any more but there's videos
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>>257768113
I still do this. Fuck wasting a move slot with Flash.
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>>257780375
>ben 10
>being underage
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>>257761674
Nigger that's nothing, I thought the counter at the Pokémon Center was a wall so I thought I couldn't speak to any NPC behind it. I went up until Brock without ever using the Pokémon Center and just losing money and respawning when all my Pokémon got killed, then my cousin showed me how it worked.
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>>257772546
>you have never done anything worth regretting

You must lead a boring life, anon.
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>>257773035
>Red / Squirtle
>Gold / Cyndaquil
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>>257772546
>being a normalfag

why are you here?
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>>257775189
Your brother sounds like a nice guy.

Also, 'grats on not being that asshole kid who doesn't tell anyone when he breaks something.
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>>257782697
>not knowing that 4chan is normalfag central since 2010
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>>257761674
It took me a few days playing on and off to figure out how to get out of mom's house in Red/Blue. I thought the door mat was a dresser.
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>>257775073
Never knew this. Gengar was my bro so I used to sleep everything before I tried catching it anyway.
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>>257774116
Who the fuck doesn't have a butchery near their house? Even every decent supermarket has one inside.
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>>257772546
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>>257783262
>a few days

Something's seriously wrong with you boy.
>>
well...

>didn't know d-pad was silent walk in MGS3
>didn't know JESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
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>>257783310
you didn't know that because it's not true
>>
>FireRed/Charizard
>Silver/Typhlosion
>Ruby/Blaziken
>Platnium/Infernape
>White/Samurott
>X/Greninja
>HeartGold/LV.100 GARCHOMP
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>>257761674
Jesus. How old were you? I beat Link's Awakening and Metroid II when I was 7.
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>>257781301
>>257769193
>I couldn't read when Pokemon was released

This is literally what both of you are saying.
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>>257773035
>Red/Charmander
>
>Emerald/Mudkip
>Diamond/Turtwig
>White and Black 2/Snivy
>X/Chespin
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>>257772042
you idiot, one's power level does not imply that one has power.
you can have a low power level so your point is completely invalid dumbass use your head
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>>257768020
Yep totally fucking did this. I made up an extensive head canon of Smash Bros characters. Melee was like a virtual toy box.
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>>257771987
i still do this
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>Get stuck in Rock Tunnel
>My entire team consists of one Charizard and 5 shitmons
>End up fighting Diglett over and over
>Level 60 Charizard and 3 badges
>Give up and give it to a friend who beat the game
>He takes it to his house for a while
>He comes back
>Still stuck, my Charizard is now Level 100
>mfw
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>>257784790
>shitmons

Wrong franchise dingdong.
>>
Not really retarded but I used to play through every game I had multiple times making sure to find every single thing I could, both intentional content and unintentional (glitches for one). Pretty much autistically, I would check every single area, talk to every single person and all sorts of other shit multiple times to make sure I didn't miss anything hidden.
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>>257785009
sounds like a chore
I can see why you would end up on /v/
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>>257773110
ebola isn't spread through the air, only through the spreading of bodily fluids from one to another.
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>>257773035
Yellow / lel
Crystal / Cyndaquil
Ruby / Torchic
Diamond / Chimchar
White / Tepig
Y / Chespin
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>>257761674

>Get Pokemon Yellow as my first Pokemon game since everyone at school had Red or Blue
>Can't talk at all English
>Still get myself a badass team before I even leave Mount-Moon
>Mfw
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>>257785009
See, this is the mentality you have when you only get like 1 new game on birthdays and maybe at Christmas, and you HAVE to cherish that shit and wring every last bit of entertainment out of it.

These days I have a mountain of games and I just don't usually feel the compulsion to explore everything they have to offer.
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>>257784790
top kek

>my story
>in PKMN Red I always thought that the nurses had their mouth open all the time because the apron looks like that
>>
>any game where you can move dead bodies
>put them all in a stack and thought about the enemies reaction when they see them
>>
>I thought Pokemon Red had a good combat system
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>>257775189
Yellow was my first Pokemon game and I remember freaking out when I got poisoned as well.
I didn't know what to do until my Pokemon fainted and I learned that I had to cure it when it gets poisoned.
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>>257785731
>Hitman 2
>spell out rude words with stripped bodies
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>>257761674
>Luckily my step dad was patient enough to help me out

Man, your step-dad sounds like a cool guy.
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>>257785515
this
sometimes I just wish I had less games to play because of this
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>>257768020
Not alone on this one. I'd pretend to be the main character and try to save a girl I liked or something. I remember imagining I was Sonic in Sonic 3 & Knuckles and trying to save a girl from Robotnik. I also remember doing this in Starfox 64.
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>>257785515
I kinda miss that because it really made me appreciate my games more.
But I was tired of missing out on certain games, so it's not all great.
>>
>First time ever playing N64, age 5 or 6
>SM64
>Couldn't figure out how to move, only had played SNES till then, so I tried to use the d-pad
>Didn't even try the analog stick one time

A more recent one, about 2 years ago:
>Dark Souls 1
>Couldn't figure out how to level up until several hours after asylum demon
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>>257768020
I did this with Star Wars Battlefront 2 on the map where you can be any hero or villain, I'd play as Anakin until I died and then play as Darth Vader

Also used to do it in Runescape, would randomly dress up in cool armour like the hidden quest ghostly robes and try to convince people they were the sons of the in-world gods and stuff

shit was cash
>>
>>257773035
Red/Squirtle
Silver/Cyndaquil
Sapphire/Torchic
Pearl/Piplup
Black/Snivy
X/Chespin
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>>257786604
I also felt like a complete piece of shit when I watched a bit of "How not to play Dark Souls" and DSP did the same thing as me(having no idea what the number on the bottom right is or having enough deduction skills to figure it out)
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>>257768020
>Smash bros
Oh man, I loved doing this in Melee. I had championships and everything.

Couldnt have fun with this in Brawl though. It was too slow
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>>257769193
>totodile, use leer!
>totodile fires fucking laserbeams at the enemy, screen shakes and flashes
>holy shit
>hp doesn't go down
>mfw
I didn't speak english at the time. It took me forever to leave Elm's lab because I didn't know I had to interact with the balls on the table.
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>>257774127
As a kid the only non-attack moves I ever used were Recover, Sand-Attack and Confuse Ray. I think a little bit into Pokemon Stadium I added Thunder Wave to that.
>>
When I first played Deus Ex as a small kid (after watching my dad play it while sat on his lap) I only ever got to the first level, and fucked about on the docks for literally hours because I was too scared to go fight the bad guys.

Same applies with Half-Life, I didn't want to play the main game so I played the tutorial a good 20 times or so.
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This thread made me realize something. When i was a kid i could spend an entire day just experimenting and doing stuff in a single leve. I remember how i chased that eggs-guy in Spyro for hours because i was too stupid to figure out how to do it. Or just cutting grass and trying to jump to different places.

And now i don't do this anymore. I know how vidya works, i don't experiment anymore. I immediately know where to go and what to do and don't waste time.
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>>257768020
>headcanon

The best. Makes single player RPGs a lot more fun. In TES games I used to make up so much shit in my head I would get incredibly immersed in the game.
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>>257773035
Blue/Squirtle
Yellow/Pikachu
Silver/Totodile
Sapphire/Mudkip
Fire Red/Squirtle
Emerald/Treecko
Platinum/Turtwig
Black/Oshawott
Y/Fennekin

And I'll get OR/Mudkip.
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>>257787415
Oh, I forgot Heart Gold/Totodile and XD/Espeon
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>>257768113
One of the GBC colour options actually makes Rock Tunnel visible.
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>>257773035
>RBY
I honestly am not sure, because the first game I played was Yellow and I dropped my started when I caught a sandshrew. I believe it was Charmander.
>GSC
Cyndaquil. Man GSC is so nostalgic, it blew my mind when I played Silver for the first time.
>RSE
Mudkip.
>DPPt
Piplup.
>BW
Snivy. Had to pick dat smugleaf.
>XY
I still have not played these games.
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>>257773035
>Red/Charmander
>Silver/Cyndaquil
>Ruby/ Torchic
>Diamond/Chimchar
Black/Tepig
Y/Fennekin

I don't give a shit. FEEL THE HEAT
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>>257761674
Hahah I did the same thing, thinking that I had to buy stuff off the shelves. I had a rough time until I figured out how it worked. Pokemon was my first RPG, so I wasn't yet used to the traditions.
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>>257773035
Red/Charmander
Silver/Cyndaquil
Ruby/Treecko
Platinum/Chimchar
White/Oshawott
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>>257773035
Red / Charmander
Gold / Totodile
Ruby / Torchic
Diamond / Chimchar I think.

Haven't played the rest, sadly.
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As if the Fear Factory wasn't spooky enough, this boss made me so scared as a child that I never actually beat it. I had my older siblings beat it for me and I was too much of a pussy to even watch them beat him
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>>257787260
>tfw trying to find a way to get through those invisible walls in Stone Hill
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>>257773035
Blue: Squirtle
Silver: Totodile
Sapphire: Mudkip
Diamond: Piplup
Black: Oshawott
X: Froakie

See the pattern?
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Anyone who doesn't have stories like these should leave /v/ and never come back
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>>257788293
No?
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>>257775462
>mfw I had a level 96 Sceptile with Cut
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>>257763210

I used to cross all my fingers, my toes, my arms, and my legs to get maximum luck.
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>>257787885
Hell, even the normal options and on the game boy brick, you can barely make out the outlines for the wall tiles and ladders.
>tfw being autistic enough to memorize a path through rock tunnel because it didn't even take a full playthrough of my first pokemon game to hate HMs.
It took me a couple of games to get the idea of an HM whore, but apart from surf since it was actually useful I did have one boxed pokemon nicknamed "CUT", "FLY", "FLASH" and "STRENGTH". And then "WATERFALL" and "WHIRLPOOL" in silver.
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>>257767727
>Mentioning something is shilling
Like a child, you've soaked up /v/'s shitty habits in your first week
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>>257773035
>Red / Bulbasaur
>Silver / Cyndaquil
>Emerald / Torchic
>Diamond / Turtwig
>White / Tepig
>Y / Froakie

But let's be honest, I've started over the first two games so many times that I have had all of them at one point or another.
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>>257788293

You must love grass types, don't you?
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>>257768712
>throw pokeball
>press B twice and hold it when the Pokemon goes inside
I still do it.
>>
>>257768020
yes, yes, absolutely.
I spent hours on some stages in melee with a friend, and we made up crazy stories and shit, rarely actually fighting
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>listen to some song you really like on your ipod
>imagine the characters from some game you like playing and singing

Hope I'm not the only one that did that (I still do it at times). Fire Emblem and Touhou was good for this shit.
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Playing Wind Waker when it came out (I was in the 2nd grade) I couldn't figure out how to leave Outset Island. Jesus Christ I was so stupid, I tried so many times to fly away as a seagull. Then my friend showed me that I had to use the telescope..
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>>257773035
>Blue / Charmander
>Gold / Cyndaquil
>Emerald / Mudkipz :^)
>Platinum / Chimchar
>White / Tepig
>Y / Chespin
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>>257786604
How can you be so stupid, as soon as you land in Firelink it halts your gameplay and says LEVEL UP LORDRAN WITH BONFIRES or something like that, like the screen literally blacks out with white text and it stays there for about 10 seconds

HOW CAN YOU BE SO RETARDED
>>
I used to only catch female Pokemon so that I can masturbate to them later when I was like 14

Before that I had to have every Pokemon in my party be the same level before every Gym Leader, so if I got a new one I would grind it for hours
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>>257761674
I just got done playing MGR:R over the weekend and the past few days, and almost every time I stole someone's spine, I would clench my fist like Raiden.
My room mate caught me once, but I said I was stretching.
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>>257789135
Don't worry anon, I still do that too.
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>>257789318
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In Kirby Air Ride, me and all my friends would make stories, and the most popular was ''the city'' story.

All we would do is walk around and look at each others screens, and laugh at whatever silly crap the other person was doing.

It became fucking ROUTINE for me to gather every single vehicle, bring it to the top floor of that one building, and call it the garage. If you weren't a dick, I'd lend you a car.

Sooner or later when my friends would argue with each other over stupid shit, it would be a race to the garage, to see who could get a good air ride to fight with. One day, after some stupid argument over dominos, they came rushing towards me. Little did they know I had a surprise.

The sky ingame turned red. When they finally got to the top floor, I just fucking laughed and laughed while I used the bomb power to blow up every single air ride but my bike, watch the massive explosions, hear delicious cracking sound when someone dies in Air Ride, the sound of vehicles exploding, revving my motherfucking engine, Dynablade comes from the sky, and I continue laughing as I ride off into the darkness (the subway-like area).

I fucking loved that game.
>>
>>257789135
There was a show on MTV back in like 2004 where they edited video games to look like a music video for songs.
I remember they had Darkwatch for a fucking Good Charlotte song and Death Jr. for My Chemical Romance.

Forgot what the show was called though.
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>>257789370
Don't be embarassed dude
Zandatsu is hype as fuck
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>>257789135
Never did that, but still to this day I'm imagining myself singing the songs to people I know
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>>257773035
Blue/Squirtle
Yellow/Pikachu
Gold/Totodile
FireRed/Squirtle
Emerald/Mudkip
Black/Oshawott
DigimonWorld/Agumon
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>>257773035
Red / Charmander
Blue / Squirtle
Gold / Cyndaquil
Platinum / Piplup
White / Oshawott (but boxed immediately)
Y / Froakie
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>>257789318
>Before that I had to have every Pokemon in my party be the same level
I do this not only with Pokemon but every RPG I play
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>>257761674
Fallout 3

Didn't know you could repair items with other items until I beat it and read it in New Vegas

Not like it mattered since guns were everywhere
>>
>>257789551
Don't remember either, but it was a neat concept. It was just goofy and fun to see these characters playing a gig, especially if they adapted some instruments, like some orcs from some game having drums made out of bones and shit.
>>
>>257768020
I do this exact same thing, except mega man style with 8 certain characters and then castle bosses. F
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The only reason I ever picked squirtle was because it was easy to beat brock with a water type, he became such a tank he just wrecked Misty and Lt Buzz without a problem.
When I was 17 I finally worked out on yellow that you had to build a caterpie up to a butterfree and get the early psychic
>>
>>257789550
Me and my friends use to play a game of tag in free trial where one player used the hydra and tried to kill the others

I also used to find the secret flowers and climb to the highest point in the map all the time for the lols
>>
>>257774127
>>257787224
I only used attacks, unless I was leveling up and they didn't learn anything new yet
>>
>>257789370
You should've said that you were cracking your wrist.

Though apparently I'm the only person I know who does it that way..
>>
Before I knew what the SAVE button did, I used to save over and over again thinking I was making money, since saving made that little 'KCHING' sound
>>
>>257773035
Blue / Bulbasaur
Gold / Cyndaquil
Sapphire / Torchic
Emerald / Treecko
Pearl / Chimchar
Black / Snivy
>>
>>257790023
>>257789550
most underrated game ever
sequel when?
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>>257774769
Six Psyducks for me
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>>257790095
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>>257789974
Not really, just tail whip 6 times and Quick Attack should do good damage.
Double Team if you need to too.
>>
>>257789206
Not as bad as me.

I couldn't get past the easy as fuck stealth section on the fortress, and ragequit.
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>>257790234
My dick is incredibly ready for online City Trial
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>>257790023

>I also used to find the secret flowers and climb to the highest point in the map all the time for the lols

I used to do that too.

you're really making me miss having friends, anon.

>>257790234
when life is good.
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>>257761674
Me and my friend Frank would play melee together a ton.

We would play "save the Mr Saturns" where we'd only turn Mr Saturn on, put items on high and have 2 level 5 computers play. We would hoard all the mr saturns and not let any of them walk off of the edge of the map hwilst simultaneously fending off the computers. Damn it was fun.


We would also religiously play Halo 2 coop and would play Arbiter missions in an effort to keep all the NPCs you started with. We always named one grunt Spunky and he was priority 1 at all times.

We'd also play a disgusting amount of Splinter Cell Chaos Theory coop together and would incapacitate every NPC and if anyone died we would restart because both of us are moral fags deep down.

tfw he's still my best friend and has been for 12 years

tfw he doesn't play vidya anymore ;_;

we'd play a ton of pic related
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>>257771418

>only twice, not spamming 7-10
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Well, since this is Pokemon related.

>Pokemon about to evolve
>Hit the B button always right before it was done, hoping that it would stop in some cool half-half stage where it uses the best of both sides kinda like a DBZ fusion.
>It never worked
>I told every at school that it did work
>all these baborted evolutions
>mfw
>>
>all these self-affirmed retards with zero intuition

Remember: these are the people you wound up stuck with in MMOs for all those years.
>>
My first videogame was links awakening when I was like 7. When I was playing, I could not figure out for the life of me how to get the key to the first dungeon, it took my neighbor telling me I had to sprinkle the powder on the rqcoon, and then I beat the game without much issue.

I still think that part is BS
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>>257790450
>>257790450
>online city trial
stop teasing me
>>
>>257790450
Had this idea years ago but forgot about it. Now when SSB4 introduced us to a similar mode I remembered it.
>>
>>257789551
>>257789960
Found it. It was called Video Mods.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FBxswTTl9vk

I thought it was kinda cool back then, but it WAS the mid-2000s, so...
>>
>>257772342
>no pokemon with fighting moves could be caught so charmender folks were fucked

You mean the nidorans that learn double kick?
>>
>playing Twisted Metal: Small Brawl with older sister
>Easy Bake Oven level
>I'd lure enemy cars to the microwave while she would be ready to shoot the microwave to trap the enemy inside for easy kills
>works well
>we switch places
>I keep messing up and microwaving her too
Fucked up in that Tree Tops stage too with the lawnmower.
>>
When I was three my older brother told me that Donkey Kong Jr. on the NES was called Poop Farter Starters. There were stars on the cover art and "star" is a part of "starters" so I thought it checked out.
>>
>>257790919
Feels outdated and cheesy, yet it was the fucking mid-2000's, shit was very dorky then, and they were testing what shit stick to the wall.
>>
>>257773235
i beat brock in pokemon red by grinding until i had a level 20 charmeleon or something
>>
>>257775835
Butterfree is no joke, that fucker learns Confusion.
>>
>>257771039

>implying koga isn't a fucking cunt
>>
>>257767174
Damn...
>>
>>257777771
so close m7
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>>257791101
fucking gold
>>
>>257784201
>sperging out about the way in which he is called a sperg
holy shit the sperglord cometh
>>
>>257771418

>save game
>check phone for texts and such while game saves
>get distracted and save again just to be safe

Or

>playing pokemon x while super tired
>save
>it saves at the speed of fucking light
>too tired to notice
>"wait did i save"
>"i should save again just in case"
>>
>>257768878
/v/
>>
>>257771987
>>257784741

>not keeping your starter 2-4 levels higher than the rest of your team

You godless heathens.
>>
>>257787991
>the first game I played was Yellow and I dropped my started when I caught a sandshrew. I believe it was Charmander.

The only starter in Yellow is Pikachu.
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>>257771495
I did this with my 100%-by-myself lvl100 Torterra in Pearl because I was total shit at the game.
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>>257773035

>Crystal/Cynadquil
>LeafGreen/Squirtle
>FireRed/Charmander
>Ruby/Torchic
>Emerald/Mudkip
>Pearl/Chimchar
>Diamond/Turtwig
>White/Tepig
>Black 2/Snivy
>X/Fennekin

Why do all the Water starters that aren't Squirtle and Mudkip look like complete fucking ass?
>>
>>257776640
Too bad playing Mario Kart Wii like that kinda sucked.
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>>257771495
I did the same in Gold. But with Feraligatr. And his moves were Cut, Strength, Surf, and Whirlpool.

I was a fucking idiot back then. Just an idiot now.
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>>257792142
>not boxing your starter as soon as possible
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>>257792507
Totodile is awesome
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>>257791101
Also this one time I was playing Ninja Gaiden and my brother told me to watch out for some enemy or I'll be dead meant. I had absolutely no idea what he meant by dead meat though, so started dieing on purpose so I could look closely at the death animation in an attempt to figure out what meat I was turning into. I was convinced it was turkey.
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>>257774771

It's because he has shit taste.
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>>257789098
>throw ball
>right d-pad + B the instant the ball closes
>press as hard as possible
>convinced that hearing the gameboy creaking and making squeaking noises would increase the catch chance

I still do it, even on emulators I hold right arrow and x
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On my very first playthrough of Pokemon Red I used my masterball on the very first wild Ditto I encountered, after seeing how awesome it was in the TV anime episode.

Boy THAT was some regret afterwards.
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>>257772567
I think I remember reading that the game actually did a RNG pass every time the ball shaked, at least I'm pretty sure it had to go through 3 passes which would be influenced by ball type, pokemon hp/pokemon status and pokemon level
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>>257793895
I threw it at a trainer's pokemon since the description said it could catch anything. I then saved since I thought I could get another.
>>
My first pokemon game was yellow and one time I saved, and then released my pikachu just because. I ended up crying super hard because I felt like I just put down old yeller. When I reset he was back of course, and I "talked" to him and I just got the little happy face box and ended up crying even harder and hugged my stuffed pikachu.

I cried a lot when I was a kid, I was emotional over everything.
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>>257773035
Red - Charmander
Gold - Totodile
Ruby - Torchic
Fire Red - Squrtle

Fuck Veggiestarters
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>>257792940
This can't be real, but I still laughed
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>>257794165
>hugged my stuffed pikachu
/r/ing image

You know the one...
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>>257792218
Yeah brainfart.
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>>257789260
It's called not paying attention. I do it sometimes.
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>>257793895
>tfw I always save grenades, big weapons, boosters, pots ect in video games because JUST IN CASE BRAH
>always end up never using masterball because it's "too valuable" or other stupid shit I make up to excuse myself

I kind of regret not just blowing it on Entei the first time I saw it, took forever finding it again and the second time I had a sleeper out first, I ain't spending that masterball on nothing nigga
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Is there a video game that has a shop that actually works like a shop as OP described?
So you can steal everything
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>>257761674
nigger I beat pokemon blue before I even knew how to read. I just fucking brute forced it, using trial and error to teach myself how everything worked
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At the time I played I was 5 and had trouble reading. So I spent the most time in Oak's Lab figuring out how to leave. I think this game pretty much forced me into reading, because otherwise I didn't know how to progress.
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>>257795296
Link's Awakening.
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>>257795127
>tfw I always save grenades, big weapons, boosters, pots ect in video games because JUST IN CASE BRAH

I do that too + I collect everything I see
Always have full bagpacks
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>>257795296
I was gonna say recettear, but you can't really steal and it's your own shop and shit
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>>257795492
games like fallout is the bane of me, I have to check EVERYTHING and I end up just fucking stacking chems and rare guns but only ever use the fucking hunting rifle
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>>257768020
I remember doing this with Budokai 2.
Shit I even did that in Super Butoden.
>>
I liked shouting the moves of my Pokémon as they used them like the trainers did in the animu.

In private usually.
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>>257768020
I still do it.
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>>257773035
>2young, would have picked charmander probably
>silver/chikorita
>ruby/mudkip
>diamond/chimchar
>black2/tepig
>x/froakie
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>>257795296
Some Zelda games

I think the Oracle games did this, and in TP there's a shop where you can fill your bottle and run out but the shopkeeper bird attacks you if you come back
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>"Mum, dad, whats a tm? Or a hm?"

>"TM? Like trademark?"

>"Nooo I dont think thats what this is"

>"Never heard of one"

And thats how I didn't use flash to get through the dark cave in pokemon red

Funnily enough its was pretty much just wandering around for 20 minutes bumping into walls
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>>257795749
I have myself a huge problem with Fallout, as well as with any RPG where money is an actual item present in your inventory.

I never, ever, spend it.
I just trade a fuck ton of equipment against money/equipment, and end up stacking money that I will never spend.
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>>257795296
Bethesda Games
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>>257776115
He's saying it's weird to use the word butchery rather than butcher. You're not exactly one to criticise other people's mental faculties.
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>>257796180
Oh wow, I went through the cave without using flash too, but not for that reason.
>>
>10 years old
>didn't speak English because I lived in Japan
>grandmother in the US mailed me a Gameboy and Pokemon Yellow for my birthday because my parents knew that was what I wanted
>couldn't figure out how to make the text Japanese
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>Battle Network 2
>NPC tells you that there's a secret path to the undernet in ACDC Area 1
>He also says it's near the trees
>Inspect that area for fucking areas, hump every tree there is trying to find the secret path
>Turns out he was just talking about the UnderKoto warp point
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>>257796180
>stupid kid self
>can't into english so not much of an idea what's going on in the game besides POKEYMANGS LIKE ON TV
>don't even realize there's such a thing as flash
>spend so much time angling the gameboy just right to be able to see a faint outline of the cave

I remember noticing the cave got lit up every time you'd lock eyes with a trainer and the battle screen would flash, that helped a lot and I thought you had to go from trainer to trainer to see where you were going
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>>257767501
I thought I was being attacked by Spearows like Ash.

The little icon of water Pokemon in Blue looked vaguely liked a Ditto. I thought my Squirtle was a ditto in disguise until I sent it out again. I was okay with that.
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>>257782307
>ben 10 was 05'
>I was 10
>2014
Do the math
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>>257773035
>Fire Red / Charmander
>Ruby / Treecko he's my favorite pogeyman

Only 2 Pokemon games I've played.
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>>257796991
Oh, my mistake, I didn't know shows stopped existing after the first year!
kill yourself
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>>257797003
>Blue/Squirtle
>Silver/Cyndaquil
>Ruby/Torchic
>Diamond/Piplup
>White/Oshawott
>X/Froakie
I never noticed I really like water types.
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>>257780693
>Suika
>Abillity: Hi Strenght
Also that ability already exists and is called Hyper Cutter.

Same with those other abilities.
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>>257797329
What the fuck why did I quote you fuck off I meant to quote >>257773035
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>>257797127
>tfw you realize 2001 was 23 years ago
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>>257768020
Me and my friends used to use those blocks that fall in the dream land stage to build "houses", and we would pray to the god of falling blocks to not give us any bomb blocks. We would even throw the apples that Wispy Woods drops into the sky as offerings.
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>>257768020
I still do this. Sometimes I write them down but I always make my own little stories revolving around them.
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>>257796459
>5 years old
>Playing Tales of Phantasia on the PSX my cousin had
>Tried to make it English
>Just made up dialogue as I played

>>257773035
>Yellow-welp
>Blue-Charmander
>Silver-Totodile
>Gold-Chikorita
>Ruby/Emerald-Torchic
>Diamond/Platinum-Chimchar
>Black-Snivy
>X-Froakie
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>>257797127
Ah, shit. My bad bud, forgot that I'm not allowed to talk about the first year you giant nigger bonker
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>>257768020
Did this with my brother with almost every game we had back when we were kids. Just like we did with out GI Joes, Legos, Bionicles, and other little figurines.

I miss getting away with audibly sharing autistic imaginations with others.
>>
As a kid:
>Oh I can't climb up this mountain
>Maybe I'll try jumping sideways
>I'll try somewhere else
>Oh that looks like a valley maybe I'll try there
>There's probably something cool over this mountain
>Spend an hour trying to climb it having fun

As an adult:
>Fucking invisible walls

I want to be innocent and stupid again
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>>257797403
They went with the whole "Touhou theme"

SO EVERYTHING MUST BE CHANGED
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>>257767501
I thought it meant there was a thunder storm in-game so I ignored it
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>>257769054
used to spend whole days just chopping grass on link to the past because i was scared of the dungeons, happy times
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>>257789370
>>257790090
Doesn't everyone do that?
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>>257796897
Adjusting the brightness and playing not at day helps a lot if you go through the cave without flash.
>>
>be young
>Oot
>Deku Tree
>instead of lighting the stick with the fire like normal people, try striking it against different surfaces to light it like a match
>fail, resort to using the guide for the rest of the game like a faget
>regret ever since, partly ruined one of the best games ever
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>>257768113
I was that kid who used the negative option (of all the boot-up color options) to make everything whitish and see where I was going.

I also used to pretend it turned the outside Kanto world into Silent Hill's Otherworld, and my Pokemon buddies were defending me from weird shit.
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>>257778910
FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME
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>>257771748
>>
I used to hoard excessive amounts of gold in every game I played. In RPGs I bought up the supply of every shop or if they had infinite supply just a huge amount of their most expensive items. I'd then run around in the gameworld and unload the items in front of random NPCs as a way to "brag" in front of them. When my party had multiple characters I also made sure that my main character was always definitely stronger. If there was a weapon my main character couldn't use but would make a other member of the party equally strong I'd rather sell the weapon in a shop or destroy it. I also made sure that skill distribution for anyone other than my character was horribly inefficient. In Dark Cloud 2 I bought a lifetime worth of carrots that I'd always carry around in my inventory. They looked like orange dildos to me which I thought was hilarious because I made up this story where Monica keeps using them to masturbate while Max eats them to heal up without knowing it.
I was autistically economical with healing items in every game. After beating a enemy and using up heal items I would always make the calculation in my head if it was possible to beat that enemy with less heal items. I'd then reload to an older save and do the fight again so many times until I was convinced that I used the minimum amount of items that you could possibly need in that fight.
>>
Mom bought me a GameShark for my playstation. Decided to try it with Spyro. I put in a cheat code that I named "Godzilla" and put in the description "Turns you into Godzilla."

My confusion didn't last long, at least.
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>>257763210
>i didn't compulsively replant my berries when gen 3 came out
I played it on PC
PC didn't have time in GBA games.
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>Megaman Legends 1
>Activate the subgates so I can get the Sleeper/Dreamer/Watcher Keys
>Beat two of the subgates
>See that the final subgate is behind a fence in the Old Town area
>Spend areas trying to jump over the fence, doesn't work
>Try entering all of the different buildings, doesn't work
>Try to get into the power plant since all of the NPCs mention "ghosts" in Old Town, nothing works
>Check out the Main Gate again
>Go to the subgate activation room, check out the side paths
>Side path looks like an exit to the Main Gate, realize I don't want to exit yet
>A year later, decide to try again
>Friend is watching me, tells me to try the main gate exist
>I tell him it's useless
>It ends up leading me to the last subgate

THEN IN LEGENDS 2
>Saul Kada Ruins
>Massive lava-filled area with the giant t-rex
>Thought there were only two doors in the whole area because it was so massive I never noticed two additional doors
>Didn't even think of checking my fucking dungeon map
>Couldn't beat that game for like two years because of it
>>
>>257761674
>RPGs in general
>HP is more important to me than ANYTHING
>ANYTHING MOTHERFUCKER
>like that shit has to be full or near full at all times
>my nigga took 1 HP of damage? Heal that nigga at once
I would feel like a part of myself died when a character died under my control.
>>
>>257796459
>lives in Japan
>gets NA version of Japanese game
>>
>>257783874
They couldn't read english is what they're saying.
>>
>>257798450
duuude, dont play fire emblem
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>>257767501
This used to be on the official pokemon website in the faq because of all the kids that thought their game was broken.
>>
During the fights with Bass in MM7, I always use every single one of my special weapons at least one time because it makes the fight seem more like a desperate struggle.
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Looking at magazines as a 11 year old to pass the time while shopping with my parents. Open up EGM, April issue with sonic and tails in melee. Buy the magazine so I can go home an unlock sonic. Try so hard to beat 15 minute cruel melee. I get frustrated and go on gamefaqs to get strata. Everyone saying its an april fools joke. I just think they are mad because they cant do it. I dont know when I gave up.
>>
>>257762587
Fuck you that's funny
>>
>>257776447
If you saw a bad play one might describe it as butchery
>>
>>257776947

Oh, ha, I had the same problem with the ghosts. I would always quit playing at that point.
>>
>Playing first person shooters, Doom and Quake II
>Start single player campaign
>Use cheat codes to turn on god-mode and all weapons
>Kill the enemies in the first room
>cower in said room like the baby I was until I got tired of it and turned off the game

And I would do this repeatedly, so I apparently enjoyed it
>>
>>257773035
Blue / Squirtle
Silver / Totodile
Sapphire / Mudkip
Pearl / Turtwig
Nowadays I would choose cyndaquil for second gen though.
>>
>All that time spent playing DBZ games making up autistic, mind numbingly stupid fanfiction.

>Must have done "What if Gohan was abducted by Raditz to become a brutal Saiyan and fights his father as a teenager" 3 times.
>>
In Quake 3, I used to watch bots play tournaments against each other in q3dm6 to see who would win. I even kept up a spreadsheet about it and basically watched Xaero beat everyone
>>
>>257782084
holy shit post them
>>
Wanted to let you assholes know this thread is hilarious, I'm stifling chuckles so hard in class there's about to be some PROMOTIONS in here
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>>257793486

>right arrow

y u no wasd anon?
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>>257773035
Red - charmander
Green - charmander
Yellow - pikachu
Gold - cyndaquil
Silver - Cyndaquil
Crystal - cyndaquil
the rest of the games are shit
>>
>>257773035
>Red / Charmander
>Gold / Totodile
>Ruby / Treecko
>Diamond / Turtwig
>White / Oshawott
>X / Froakie
>>
>>257771287
Huh, my 'pokeball button combo' seems strangely elaborate compared to everyone elses

>hold b as soon as the ball flashes after the pokemon goes into it
>hold down while the ball drops to the floor
>push left, right, left in time with the shakes

I think I believed it for so long because it was so easy to mess up, so I figured the reason it didn't catch was because I fucked up the timings
>>
I thought that stat modifying moves were permanent, so I had my Metapod spam Harden in every single match thinking it would become an immovable object eventually.
>>
>>257799082
Hahahahaha that's some lonely as fuck shit
>>
When I was playing Sapphire, and then Leaf Green, I refused to use fly to get anywhere. I just ran, or biked, and surfed, where applicable.
>>
>>257796180
You would need to know Cut, another HM, in order to get to the Dark Cave in the first place.
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>>257801425
because the default on nocash was arrows and z/x and it kind of grew on me
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>>257772546
The worst I've done is mispronounce "Options" The first time I saw it in Alien 3.

I can't believe it, but the world really would improve if /v/ users all suddenly dropped dead. Jesus.
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>>257801425
>wasd on emulators
dude what
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>>257791503
Please, Ebola. Just..Just kill them. Kill every sperg in this thread, They wont be missed.
>>
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Okay here's my retarded story.
I was like 11 and just got my first Pokemon game.
Silver, because the original game boy broke and I got silver as a present with GBC.

>Beat Falkner easy peasy
>go to leave the town
>find the ruins of Alph entrance instead
>check the north part of town
>find sudowoodo

I ask myself at this point "how do I get past this fucking dancing tree"

>tried everything

So this is what my autistic mind came up with.
I just went back into town, went to the strongest grass patch and grinded my Quilava for hours.

One day on the bus it finally occurred to me to go south
>>
>>257804869
Also I didn't remember how to scroll to the poke ball pouch so I spent the entire first half of the game with one Typhlosion.
>>
>>257798482
Yeah, my parents didn't want to buy it themselves. It was stupid. Helped me learn English, though.
>>
>>257771418
>save
>go back to the title screen to quit even if its a console game
>turn it back on to check if the save works
I do it every time
>>
Convinced myself that there were certain orders to catch specific pokemon in the Safari
>3 rocks, 1 bait for chansey
>2 baits, 1 rock for tauros
never caught scyther or pinsir ;-;

I believed if you surfed in Seafoam island and went into the water against the current that you couldn't get out again, because if you tried to go on land the current moved you back in the water. I had to restart my game

Tried to see if I could go through rock tunnel without flash. I had to restart my game.
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When i was younger i had Rayman 2 for N64. i thought the game was amazing and love it soo much. the only problem was that i never finished because of that part at the end of the demon/hell looking level. everytime i got to the end i was scared shitless of the last part where you had to run away from the evil witch doctor thing and you saw his teeth from the inside. everytime i would stop playing and just leave the console on since i had no memory card. i mustve play the begining of that games dozens of times.

still never beat it...
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>>257799157
I miss the bullshit people used to print in these as jokes. Now if anybody tried publishing a joke story like this they'll be proven wrong in under five minutes.
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>>257801749
Whoa, I did that exact same combo. Are you me?
>>
>>257803597

Just realized a month ago that I had been saying inventory my entire life because of playing videos as a child.
I've been saying it like invent-tree and i'm 27
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>>257771287

to this day my combo is double tap down when the ball is inbetween shaking.

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