Describe a video game with a Spongebob quote...
>"Squidward! The sky had a baby!"
Welcome to the Salty Spitoon, How tough are ya?
SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT!
>Would I really defile this grave for money? Of course I would!
Well there's your problem. YOu've got it set to M for "Mini" when ti should be set to W for
The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma.
>Did you reunite our heroes?
>No, but I'm married...
>I had a bowl of nails for breakfast
>without any milk
Did anyone else saw Jeopardy namedrop SpongeBob tonight with that clue?
He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.
F is for fire that burns down the whole town! U is for uranium...bombs! N is for no survivors!!!
>I'll give you one million dollars for that hat!
"So how long have you two ladies known each other"
"WHAT? WHAT DID HE SAY?"
Chocolate. I remember when they first invented chocolate. Sweet sweet chocolate. I've always HATED IT!
You must now acquire a taste for free form jazz
Are you finished with those errands?
>Are you angry too?
>What's the matter?
>I can't see my forehead
Hey look, a cardboard box washed up on the beach
I'm the last person I would have suspected, but I was looking for me all the time! It's the perfect crime!
>SpongeBob: Floor it?
>Mrs. Puff: Yes...no, no! Don't floor it.
>SpongeBob: Floor it?
>Mrs. Puff: No, no, don't, don't floor it.
>SpongeBob: Ok, floor it.
I'm absorbing his punches like I'm made of some sort of spongy material!
ARE YA READY, KIDS!?
>Finding out that House Fancy, the episode with THAT SCENE gueststarred ALTON FUCKING BROWN
Licking door knobs is illegal on other planets
which one? the toenail one?
Gary, I’m absorbing his blows like I’m made of some sort of spongy material!
I was born with glass bones and paper skin.
HOW MANY TIMES DO WE HAVE TO TEACH YOU THIS LESSON, OLD MAN?
>I thought the most important rule was why do today what you can put off 'till tomorrow?
"EHHHHH squidward, ehhhh squidward, ehhh squidward, EHH SQUIDWARD"
”Squidward, your ceiling is talking to me.”
>Does this mean you wanna go...Jellyfishing?
>NO!!!! D'oh! Who's the barnacle head who invented that game anyway?
>You are, Squidward!
"That's not disturbing! This is disturbing...!"
STRIKE POSES WITH ME
How does /v/ feel about Pence?
I fucking hate him
>Hey Patrick, what am I?
>No, I'm Texas!
>What's the difference?
“I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep.”
Spongebob: "So, you were an alien the whole time, and you didn't even tell me?"
Patrick: "I didn't even know!"
Well, you did it. You took my one chance in happiness and crushed it. Crushed it into little tiny, bite-size pieces. I really expected better of you people. I guess I'm a loser for that, too. Don't bother showing up tomorrow. I'll just tell them you all died in a marching accident. So, thanks, thanks for nothing.
>This isn't your average everyday darkness, this is... advanced darkness!
Personally it's my favorite show of all time.
At least the first 5 or 6 seasons, however many there were before the movie, are fully nailed into my head because i've watched them like 20 times over
>And Larry, when your heart gave out from all those canning pills, who revived you?
Oh, that's not a hat, that's my brain.
"We want our money back, all 46,853 of us"
Dunces and Dragons(2006)
SpongeBob SquarePants: I know we're a prophecy and all, but I don't think we can defeat a dragon with our bare hands.
Patrick Star: Yeah. We need some gloves.
This isn't your average everyday darkness, this is...
Because it has the brand of cartoon humor that remains funny into adulthood.
In a few years us Spongebob fans will look at Adventure Time fans with the same disdain and misunderstanding
>What do you usually do when I'm gone?
>Wait for you to come back.
"it feels like somebody... WANTS TO SELL ME SOMETHING"
I was gonna make a post analyzing the humor of the show and why and what and how, but i figured i don't know what i'm talking about and i'd look stupid so, the quotes are so funny that it brings back the memory of you watching the show.
tbh the only problem right now with adventure time is that the kids who grew up watching it when it started are becoming teenagers so they're adding a shitton of romance drama in order to cater to them. It ain't half as bad as some people make it out to be.
C A M P F I R E song!
"we should take bikini bottom.. and push it somewhere else!"
ME AND MY FRIEND QUOTED THIS AS WE CO-OPED THE WHOLE GAME HOLY SHIT
I tried a few times to do an EEnE equivalent of this thread but they never took off.
"Johnny..you dropped your face...hah, I'll getcha a new one!"
Two underrated posts right above >>257656557
which somehow got two responses
You used me.
FOR LAND DEVELOPMENT.
I couldnt think of a good one
"Okay now. How many of you have played musical instruments before?"
"Do instruments of torture count?"
C-come closer. I need...I need...
gee patrick sure is a heavy sleeper
Ed Edd n Eddy is kinda surreal in a way. Especially with its sorta meta humor.
I remember one episode where the whole thing was just taking the piss out of cartoon physics and how odd it all was. Like, using a saw to cut open a hole in in space and have other character pop out of it.
>You're nothing but pure evil! Just like the newspaper comics!
>You'll never beat me! I'm HYDRODYNAMICALLY DESIGNED!
Muh Muh Muh Muh Muh Muh Muh Muh Muh..
Muh Muh Muh Muh Muh Muh Muh Muh Muh..
Muh Muh Muh Muh Muh Muh Muh Muh Muh..
>But now I'm a jerk!
>AND EVERYBODY LOVES ME!
I mean, thats not my problem with it.
it just turns me off.
Also, i watched an episode this morning and i really enjoyed how it was making fun of super heroes having boy wonders
Now Gary, we can do this the easy way or the hard way. Or the medium way. Or the semi-medium easy-hard way. Or the sorta-hard-with-a-touch-of-awkward difficult-challenging way.
>What are you doing, Gary?! The race has started! You let Snellie take the lead! Let's go, Gary. Start moving! You're blowing everything we trained for! Blowing it!
>Gary, are you listening to me?! Get the anchors out of your pants right now! Don't give me that look! I said now, mister! Get going, Gary! Go, go, go, go, go!
Oh...was it mattress, mattress, sheets, pillow, then SpongeBob? Or...D'oh...think, Sponge!
Oh yeah! It was mattress, SpongeBob, mattress, then sheets, pillow.
>Excuse me it seems you dropped your wallet
>It's not my wallet
Wanna See Me Run to That Mountain and Back? You wanna see me do it again?
You're my favorite supervillain. Can I get your autograph?
>"I'm ugly and I'm proud! I'm ugly and I'm proud!
You know what I miss the most, Mr. Krabs? That tiny squeaky sound you get when you rub two pickles together.
Because the first 3 seasons are fucking spectacular, and are filled to the brim with witty jokes and fairly intelligent gags that you'll still find funny years later, all without appealing to the LCD or coming off as forced or pretentious.
Everything post movie, basically season 4-onward, is complete and utter shit with maybe a few gems
Woah there, nigger. I can agree that everything from season 5 onwards sucks, but season 4 was actually quality.
Not as good as the first three seasons, but it still had some really great episodes.
I hate how Squidward has become even more of a punching bag.
>Squidward has a ticket to a soldout concert by his favorite musician
>Patrick eats the ticket
>finds out there's a radio contest for Xth caller for 2 tickets and backstage passes
>dials repeatedly and fails
>Spongebob slowly dials the number
>brings along Squidward
>Patrick suddenly shows up and eats their backstage passes
>Squidward gets kicked out while Spongebob joins the musician playing a ukelele
I can respect that.
I guess I'm a bit biased since I fucking hated the Spongebob movie when I saw it as a kid, and it somehow tainted everything that came after
I dunno, Season 4 just seemed less awesome than season 2&3 and didn't have the nostalgia of season 1.
They did to Patrick what they did to Ed, and several other "stupid comic relief" characters. They went from sort of dumb to genuinely retarded and it makes me sick. It's kind of endearing with Ed, but with Patrick it just pisses me off because everything that goes wrong is because he's a fucking moron and no other reason.
>patrick makes money off of the stupidity of others
>squidward grows jealous
>patrick becomes snooty
>squidward is just fucking done with everything
>he gets shat on and never gets a break through the episode
remember kids, don't be honest with your friends and let them become assholes and think themselves higher than others, or you'll be like squidward
What I learned in boating school is....
WHAT I LEARNED IN BOATING SCHOOL IS!?!?
>every single tv show nowadays that has a stupid comic relief character who can potentially be retarded sometimes becomes brain dead
Fucking family guy, FoP, spengbab, simpsons, literally any animated show does this shit and i hate it
It's no secret that the writers (whoever they are) don't give a flying fuck about consistent characterization.
That's why the first 3 seasons were so good. The humor was great, the "plot of the day" was always inventive and the characterization was tight and on point, with every character reacting to the latest event in a totally believable manner, despite the absurdity of it all.
Spongebob as a character has gone from being a good-natured idiot-savant to a retarded, incapable manchild
Patrick went from a lovable yet inexplicably wise/aware dope to a selfish, simplistic asshole
Squidward went from a stuck up, narcissistic pessimist to a undeserving cosmic chew toy.
I could go on, but I think you get the point
>Either you (a) put the dime in me pants, (b) put the dime in me pants, or (c) put the dime in me pants
>Spongebob becomes even more annoying
>Patrick becomes a retard
>Squidward becomes a bigger punching bag
>Mr Krabs becomes even more of a jew
OH THAT REMINDS ME
>Krabs finds out that a food critic likes the place because spongebob
>proceeds to advertise spongebob on everything in the krusty krab
>later sells "spongey patties" which are actually rotten krabby patties and gives people food poisoning
>gets off scott free because the judge is a fan of spongebob and instead, gets train rides from squidward in a spongebob outfit getting whipped by the judge
There was another episode where Plankton tried to renovate the Chum Bucket normally, gets spongebob and patrick, and later squidward to help.
Spongebob starts taking stuff from the Krusty Krab to renovate the place, when he's finished he basically replaced the chum bucket with the krusty krab
Mr Krabs comes back and then takes his restaurant back leaving Plankton with an empty lot.
I was one of the beautiful people...
The episode even ends with the renovated Chum Bucket, I mean Krusty Krab having a fancy atmosphere and Krabs charges 25 bux for a Krabby Patty (for the enhanced ambiance), which works to amazing effect.
One retard buys 4 on the spot.
>What do you usually do when I’m gone?
>Waiting for you to come back
It's a reference to WoW. The Culling of Stratholme is a dungeon in which you kill everybody in a city and burn it down in an attempt to fix it because it was afflicted with the undead plague.
original writers =/ better
Butch Hartman returned for fairly odd parents
>hey remember how it's an established fact that Timmy went back in time and was the reason why Crocker lost his godparents, and that Crocker was actually a nice kid
>well fuck that, he lost his godparents on his 11th birthday
>also he had Sparky, Timmy's fairy dog
It was a major episode (I think a special), and is referenced many times. Timmy is banned from coming back to this year too.
Crocker used to be a really kind child who gained Cosmo and Wanda because his mother was really neglectful. He used his godparents to make selfless wishes.
Basically Timmy is the reason why Crocker is the man he is today, because he accidentally revealed Crocker's godparents (Cosmo and Wanda). Crocker was subsequently deformed because of an overdose of "Forgeticen" from the memory wiper. Timmy is banned from coming back to this year in fear of fucking things up further.
As said, other episodes reference this. Timmy wishes he was never born in one, and you get the obvious "everyone's lives are actually better without you" plot. Crocker in specific never had Timmy to ruin his childhood so he grew up to be successful.
>Crocker was subsequently deformed because of an overdose of "Forgeticen" from the memory wiper.
I never got that part, was his link to his faries so strong that he needed extra?
What do I have to do eat one out of the garbage
I had to say garbage but, okay!
F is for FIRE THE BURNS DOWN THE WHOLE TOWN
U is for URANIUM- BOMB
N is for NO SURVIVORS..!
Pretty much. Every time the Forgeticen was used he'd still fight to keep his memories. Saying things like "Are those fairies?" and "Are fairies still real?" The excessive use turned into a deranged person.
>"Are you sure you should be poking it like that-"
>"Who's the doctor here?"
Did anyone else remember one day on Nickelodeon when they played the hooks episode and Jimmy Neutron changed Spongebob, Patrick, and Mr.Krabs into felt puppets for a few moments before turning them back? I thought it was actually part of the episode, but never saw since then.
Spongebob, why? Why did you set me on fire, Spongebob? Why didn't you write your essay?
Patrick: Are you Squidward??
Patrick: Its ok, take your time.
>THE MONKEY CHAIN
>THE MONKEY'S FIST
>Ok, now what do you do next?
>Yes...no, no! Don't floor it.
>No, no, don't, don't floor it.
>Ok, floor it.
[spoler] My leg! [/spoiler]
God dam that is depressing now that I look back on it. So basically Timmy is responsible for everything Crocker does when he attains some sort of power.
It reminds me of when I looked back on Big Bad Beetle Borgs. The three kids make a wish to become the heroes from their comic but in doing so the villains come into the real world too which means EVERYTHING bad that happens over the course of the show is entirely their fault.
Sponge, I'm a big man. A big, BIG man!
Problem with adventure time is leniency in writing.
Penn Ward is a talented man and the first two seasons reflect this. However he let in some tumblr tier writers like Rebecca Sugar, who catered to the shitty fanbase which is why the last seasons have focused on drama, shipping and unnecessary world building.
The series is a great example of why listening to a fanbase can be a terrible decision, and how easy it is to become a george lucas when you let too much creative freedom flow and have nothing to point out when something clearly isn't working.
The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma.
It's really awful looking back at old episodes and comparing them with new ones. Squidward used to deserve most of the crap he got through arrogance and ignorance. Now he tries to avoid shit and it still happens. It isn't funny, it's just infuriating.
you must now acquire a taste for free form jazz
You promised these children Krabby the Clown, but all I saw out there was Cheapy the Cheapskate!
“if I were to die right now in a fiery explosion due to carelessness of a friend…. Then it would just be alright”
And now. Proof that nepotism is alive and well
Timmy is the biggest villain of the show man. Anything bad that happens is mostly his fault.
You don't hear shit about other kids using their FOP's so poorly as he does, just rarely. He never deserved the fairies in the first place.
Nah man he didn't lose his ghost powers,
in a bid to become ruler of the world, Vlad accidentally dooms the entire planet to be hit by meteor, Danny comes clean about his real identity and his ghost powers in an effort to unite all the ghosts of the ghost zone and scientists of the world to save their asses because the ghost zone is dimensionally linked to the earth and it's destruction would do irreparable damage to their universe
bing bang boom all the ghosts help temporarily phase the earth out so the meteor passes through the earth no harm, Vlad lives in exile in space, Danny becomes a hero and then he bangs the fuck out of Sam
Patrick: Where are we spongebob?
>This isn't your average darkness... This is advanced darkness!
Fundamentalists believe talking about fictional things like magic attracts the devil. Hartman didn't want the ghosts to be dead humans anymore because souls being on earth after death is a "non-christian" idea (despite christfags and paranormal fags coming up with the "go into the light" bullshit). He originally created it as such, with implied backstories for the characters and even some episodes with confirmation that they were once mortals (The episode with the ghost of the nerd kid).
>OH MY GOSH, A FLOATING SHOPPING LIST!
Next I suppose you'll want me to go square-dancing with Patrick!