What do they taste like?

piss

Semen

HP is semen and blood
MP is semen and blue raspberry

>>257608870
Health potions taste like blood
Mana potions taste like semen (why do you think most women are usually magic users)

>>257609329

Bullshit. They don't look nearly viscous enough.

>>257608870
blueberry and strawberry

salty milk and coins

>>257608870
The smell of paint. That's what I always thought, actually. Gross, plastic, and disgusting.

Cherry and Blue Raspberry snow cone syrup.

blue and red respectively

>>257609931
But precum is clear

You can't tell the viscosity from this image, it could be fucking jello

health and mana

>>257608870

I found energy drinks like these once. The health potion tasted like cherry-flavored cough syrup, the mana potion was surprisingly pleasant.

>>257611813

Well fuck me then, that's a lot of precum. Also what kind of sadistic asshole puts gelatin in a bottle?

>>257611813
>tfw can't make pre
;_;

>>257611921
I can confirm this.
Bought 2 of each, 1 for my drink collection, one to drink

>>257608870
I want to say kick-ass fruity drinks, but they probably would taste like some nasty ass medicine or some shit.

Cough syrup maybe

Strawberry and Banana of course.

>>257608870
Like Life and Magic

>>257608870
kool-aid and windex

>>257613392
So shit and not real?

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Health potion = raspberry kool-aid

Mana potion = blueberry kool-aid

why would an alchemist make a potion that tastes terrible?

>>257612885
You should seriously go see a doctor about that.

>>257613573

The same reason that modern-day liquid medicines taste terrible, I'd imagine.

Except Pepto. Mmm, Pepto.

>>257608870
those look like somebody put food dye in water, so i'd have to say that it'd taste like water

Like heavy medicine, Maybe some sort of berry or leafy type, Think of what its made of, Probably some sort of leaves and things.

Taste like syrup medicine mixed with alcohol.
The mana potion probably make you high.
Personally i believe that all magic users are high all the time.

>>257613939

that red syruppy stuff for coughing tastes really good though. i forget its name. not all medicine is bad.

>>257613939
ew pepto is fucking disgusting and makes me want to vomit

it's like swallowing chalk

>>257613573
Most medicine tastes awful.

Old medicine tastes awful because it is primitive and its ingredients are bitter. New medicine tastes awful because
a) people in the modern era expect medicine to taste awful so they make it taste awful
and
b) to (generally unsuccessfully) prevent abuse of the medicine.

A fantasy medieval alchemist either has no way to make it taste better or they do it on purpose because they have a monopoly and are dicks.

In the Legend of Zelda at least, potions are made of either mushrooms or Chu jelly.

Mushroom juice sounds awful. And in nature, bright colors indicate bitter taste, so it makes sense Chu jelly would taste awful.

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>>257614637
you never ate glue in pre-k?

>>257614397
The medicinal taste is fucking awful you're a fucking lunatic.

>>257614397
Robitussin?

>>257613939
I remember taking some bubble gum medicine for something when I was kid, it was fucking delicious. I probably would've chugged the entire bottle if my mom didn't stop me.

>>257614713

>A fantasy medieval alchemist either has no way to make it taste better or they do it on purpose because they have a monopoly and are dicks.

b-but magic and shit. surely the person brewing the potion could hire a wizard to make the potion taste good

>>257615116
Alchemists know sorcery, they can do it on their own.

>>257608870
Mountain Dew

>>257615286
>Alchemists know sorcery

Then why aren't Alchemists considered magic users for the purpose of Metamagic feats and Prestige classes?

Checkmate, Alchemists.

>>257615116
>Spending gold for something as minor as taste

If they can make things taste good with magic, why not use magic to heal themselves?

>>257615286
While many sorcerers know alchemy, I don't think most alchemists are sorcerers.

HP tastes like cough syrup
MP tastes like blueberry sports drink

Aftershock

>>257615491
Alchemists use magic to transmute materials.

>>257615449
That would be an Energy/Stamina Potion

when squeenix released a line of "potion flavored beverages" for FFXII(or was it XI?)'s LE, the potion flavors were all variants of mint and cherry flavorings.

The ether potions were all citrus-y fresca styled.

so i've always considered those an official take.

>>257614713
Nigga Calpol is fucking delicious.

bags of sand

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>>257613564

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We had HP and MP potions in real life, OP.

>>257614807
No. I never was quite that retarded.

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>>257608870
mh tasty

>>257616063
nice

>>257615860
Maybe in JRPG weeaboo land

>>257615860
I don't think that's "official" but I agree Ether probably tastes like Sprite.

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irl Health/Stamina/Magic potion

>>257608870
red tastes like cherry because all fucking medicine tastes like cherry

blue tastes like guava and shit because it's a sports drink

>>257616862
>mages are always drunk of their ass
i like this

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>>257614637
>ew pepto is fucking disgusting

>>257616862
I thought booze was HP and cigarettes were MP?

>>257617806
Would explain why they have no sense of right and wrong.

>>257617984
Booze exacerbates morality, not neutralizes it.

>>257613802
Not that anon but I've never had precum, is that seriously an issue?

>>257616862
If alcohol is magic potion, why are there so few dwarf wizards?

>>257618424
No.

>>257616063
>a pleasant tonic
>POISON!

>>257618818
Cocaine was marketed better than laudanum

>>257608870
I imagine its less of a taste and more of a feeling.
That being said health tastes like the feeling of a getting a raging boner.
Mana tastes like being filled with radiant light and spirit energy.

The red tastes like a raspberry Lambic and the blue tastes liek blue Gatorade

I always figured that health potions taste like Calpol and mana potions taste bitter.

Red = Anise
Blue = Mint mouthwash

>>257608870
I've always imagined that health potions would taste like cherry flavored medicine.

Mana potions would probably taste like pepsi blue, so it would probably taste awful.

This seems to be the sentiment from the thread:

>Healing Potions are like cough medicine, and have a sort of nasty medicinal cherry taste.

The cherry flavor comes from the fact its red and medicinal, while people say cough medicine because its a liquid that cures sickness.

>Mana Potions are like energy drinks, with most people giving it a blue raspberry taste.

It's blue raspberry because that is the main "blue" flavor (because there are no naturally occurring blue food or drink), and I imagine the caffeine, sugar, and other energy supplements are supposed to elevate concentration and brain function.

And as a bonus

>Stamina potions are sports drinks like gatorade with a green color.

Which makes sense.

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>>257608870
Red - Cherry
Blue - Blue Cherry

There are no other answers.

>>257620597
>no naturally occurring blue food or drink

What are blueberries?

>>257622607
It will sound pedantic, but blueberries are dark indigo bordering on purple.

Bright blue is synonymous with poison for food in the natural world.

You can actually use this to your advantage when going on a diet - using blue plates will, to a small but statistically significant degree, lower your appetite.

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>>257617984

>>257614807
I once ate the insides of a stretch armstrong
it looked like honey
it tasted like nothing

>>257620920
>Thinking potion taste like fruit drinks
>Thinking potions would taste good at all

Red potions taste like raw beef and alcohol.

Blue potions taste like minty black coffee.

>>257608870
I imagine red tasting kind of savory and slightly sweet while blue is a lot crisper in flavour/

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>>257617942
You serious nigga? That anon is right, pepto tastes like chalky viscera

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Health pot tastes like cough syrup.
Mana pot tastes like curacao.

>>257608870
Cold medicine.

Health potions taste like cough syrup. Mana potions taste like gin.

What about grass, estus, and life gems?

>>257609931

you cant tell that by that photo

>>257627392
Grass.
Salty-ass mineral water.
Nothing, idiot, you don't eat them.

>>257627615
>he can't tastes with his hands

>>257608870
Shit

>>257627939
ur mum m8

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>went to Nintendo World store in NYC about three years ago
>notice behind the cashier a hand-carved wooden Deku shield, and blue and red potions inside jars
>ask the cashier if those are for sale, figured they'd make a cool souvenir from the trip instead of a gen5 Pokemon plush
>mfw he says unless I have a bottle to carry them in, they're not for sale
Nintendo World knows what's up. I'd assume nothing less, being the only one in the world, they'd get some real passionate people to work there

>>257628457
Did you buyed the bottle?

>>257618457
Wizards are always drunk off their ass from drinking potions, it's where their magic power comes from. The few dwarf wizards that do exist are the lightweights of the dwarven race.

Red tastes like a strong tonic made of mushrooms and herbs, the red color coming from the heat and air. Blue tastes a little more mild, the dark color coming from berries and mead. Basically medicine.

I had fun drinking them in Wind Waker, using green to settle my stomach in from the liver poisoning. Can't wait to do it again in HD.

>>257628457
Tight as fuck

>>257627392

Anyone got that Estus Flask shot/cocktail recipe?

>>257609329
>semen and blue raspberry

That sounds really good actually