Well?
>>257598334
It went wrong as soon as it let a poisonous shell bite its tail.
It's only just now realizing how bad of an idea that was.
>>257598334
You played past gen 3.
That's what went wrong.
>>257601082
>playing past gen 2
>>257600319
He is a bit slow
>>257601253
Gen 2 was alright
3 was utter garbage.
>>257601434
Did someone say garbage?
>>257601253
>>257601434
>muh gen 1
no, 3 is the best
>>257598334
>:D
>:D
>:(
That fucking frown is too great.
>>257601434
>gen 3 was utter garbage
Confirmed for genwunner faggot
>>257603378
This
>>257603378
>Criticize a game in the series
>Lol genwunner
Thank god for the containment board, moot really knew what he was doing.
>>257604207
That wasn't critique brah
>>257604207
"This thing is shitty" is not criticism.
It's just calling something shitty.
>>257604207
When you think about it, every board is a containment board on 4chin.
>>257598334
What's this third one called?
>>257607812
Mega Slowbro
Goddamn, I used to defend some of game freaks stuff because the majority of it really wasn't bad. Sure you could say "lel keys", but we got cool designs like Pangoro, Clawlitzer, and Hawlucha. This is just fucking terrible and I honestly can't defend it or its inclusion.
>>257598334
Holy shit. I thought the Mega Slowbro thing was some joke. This is the worse Mega design I've seen yet.
>>257608432
Have you seen mega salamence?
>>257607923
Why is it not Mega Shelder? Seems like Slowbro has nothing to do with it
capitalism
>>257608573
I'm watching the trailer right now.
What the fuck happened to 4chan?
Threads get automatically archived when they 404? No way.
>>257604207
>Why don't people let me call things shit :(
>>257608781
This is one of the few megas that actually look good
slowbro's design was already shit. seriously since when is that thing on his tail a shelder? it looks absolutely nothing like a shelder
>>257608735
>We’re trialling delayed thread pruning on specific boards. While not a true archive, threads on /a/ and /v/ will continue to be accessible for a period of 48 hours after being pushed off of the board index. We may roll this out to additional worksafe (blue) boards in the future, as well as increase or reduce the retention period.
>>257608573
What the fuck is going on at Gamefreak? I don't consider myself a nostalgiashitter, I thoroughly enjoyed Black and White and Black and White 2. But some of designs in XY were just fucking atrocious. I mean we got some fucking awesome looking Pokemon, but quite a few were flat out stupid looking. And now this?
>>257608940
It looks so fucking stupid so fucking stupid
Pokemon's recent designs are terrible because of two major things, over design and uncreative design.
Find me a pokemon from after Gen 3 that doesn't have six hundred stripes, color changes, spikes and dots, or isn't obvious that Ken just looked around his house to make it, and I'll show you a good pokemon.
Fuck off if you think the new designs aren't mostly bad, you're a fucking retard with a brain literally on par with a child's.
>>257609025
Slowbro evolves with it on it's tail, so as Slowpoke changed, so did the Shellder.
>>257609106
>What the fuck is going on at Gamefreak?
Ken Sugimori is developing dementia
>>257608940
what
>>257608940
>Slowbro evolves into Slowking
Fuck you mega slowbro is perfect, you literally can't critic that shit OK.
>>257609358
slanters are so cute
>>257609303
>Find me a pokemon from after Gen 3 that doesn't have six hundred stripes, color changes, spikes and dots,
okay
>>257609358
>changes so much he gains eyes in his shell
>>257609358
Am I the only one who wanted Shellder's evolution to look like the one on a Slowbro.
>>257609303
Gogoat.
Why am I even replying if all you are gonna do is nitpick and say it's shit?
I actually like the design.
It's simple and it works. Better than some overdesigned edgelord mon. It fits with everything Slowbro is.
I mean, if he turned into some kind of DBZ anime faggot with cannon arms or some shit, THAT would've upset me.
>>257609543
The guy you qouted is retarded and I fucking hate it when people think more than 3 colors is suddenly over-design, but he wasn't saying there AREN'T any after Gen 3. Its just becoming really prevalent. Shit, Mega Slowbro is fairly simple but its a really bad concept.
>>257598334
I thought it looks nice.
>>257609543
>eyes and cheeks are literally dotsLove Goomy's and Sliggoo's design, though
>>257608781
WHAT THE FUCK HAVE THEY DONE TO MAI WAIFU?
>>257609875
His first generation was 3. He never played the others and think they are shit because everyone else does. Isn't it simple?
>>257609623
He clearly said that if it doesn't have those things then it's fine. Learn to read fuckface.
>>257598334
When they made Gardevoir
>>257609543
>James wasn't allowed to finish the Goomy line and Sugimori made the Goobait Final Form that shitposters and furfags orgasm over on an hourly basis
>>257610116
Goodra is fine
>>257610080
He will say it is uncreative
>>257609106
>I mean we got some fucking awesome looking Pokemon, but quite a few were flat out stupid looking.
So, just like every gen, then?
>Ctrl-F 'Genwunner'
>Several results.
I see /vp/ newfags have arrived.
>>257610474
>2
>several
yeah no
>>257609875
>How can we make a Panda bear a battle monster?
>We could give it large, bear like claws? Or keep the design simple, to press the idea that it is a wild animal?
>Lol nah cape and mouth stick
>LOL OK!
>>257608940
>I've seen things on the outside world. Terrible, terrible things
>>257610230
Kill yourself
>>257610636
It's supposed to be based off of the Bancho archetype. Lern2JapaneseEven with it being a bacho design it still looks like shit anyways
>>257609106
They started accepting pokemon designs from some american guy. True shit, look it up
>>257610191
Don't mention that pokemon, you'll attract that weird "Goodra should be female" fucker.
>>257610373
No, I mean the stupid Pokemon are getting worse.
I'll use Muk as an example(I like it, but a lot of people hate it). Its just a big pile of sludge, but slimes really aren't anything new and it wasn't really an eyesore. Some of these new Pokemon are starting to be eyesores.
Maybe its just me after all, I'll consider that. But can anyone really defend this?
>>257610636
>How can we make a turtle a battle monster?
>We could give it large claws? Or keep the design simple, to press the idea that it is a wild animal?
>Lol nah cannons
>LOL OK
>>257610191
>goodra is fine
It really isn't.
Ignoring the shitposters and porn, because that's a stupid way to judge a pokemon, and it's dumb to even go "Oh no, you might attract their attention", it's pretty much Dragonite 2.0, and it's not even that good of a pokemon to make it worth getting.
I mean, I'm fine with Dragonite and all, but with Goodra and all the other stuff in X and Y it seemed like they were trying to reconstruct RGBY.
>>257610636
>talking shit about banchou bear
HE'S SO SAD LOOKING
>>257610768
After you
>>257610968
>LETS GIVE IT SOME METAL CANONS!
>TOTALLY NOT A FUCKING DIGIMAN
>>257610886
My problem is that these new Pokemon have unnecessary stripes and shit.
Like that thing. Why does it have orange stripes? What purpose do they serve? And its orange cheeks? Why are those on him? and why is his nose area orange? What does having an orange nose area accomplish?
>>257610782
>>257610636
You both have shit taste. And the first poster could literally criticize ANYTHING like that.
>>257610968
>talking shit about war turtle
>>257610636
It resembles a typical Japanese delinquent. Think Jotaro from JoJo if you're somehow unfamiliar with them.
It's actually a pretty good design because it isn't overdesigned and it looks cool. It's also one of the few newer designs that don't have random shapes all over their bodies or that look like shit.
And the ones that don't have random shapes all over their bodies tend to just BE random shapes. Togekiss is an example, you couldn't even tell what fucking shape it was without looking at the official art because there's no logic or sense to it.
>>257610636
Please don't try to design anything ever.
>>257611119
>WHY THE FUCK THESE NEW POKEYMANS TOTALLY LOOK LIKE DIGIMEN
On a side note
Zygarde looks like something from Ben 10
hey wait a minute...don't you faggots have your own place to discuss your garbage games? that's right
>>>/vp/
>>257609504
>>257607923
>mega slowbro
2creative4me
>>257610968
>How can we ICECREAM?
>GOOD DESIGN?
>LOL NAH GARBAGEBAGS
>LOL SWORDS
>>257611193
The only downside was, Pangoro ended up being Dead on Arrival thanks to fairies.RIP Scrafty, you and Pangoro could have been real tuff niggas together
>>257609303
I thought Skrelp/Dragalge had a pretty cool design based off a real world animal.
>>257609875
What's up with him biting that branch? Some sort of homage? I swear I've seen that somewhere before.
>>257611380
>LOL MAGNETS
>LOL SPHERES
>LOL BLOBS
keep it up, bro
>>257610636
>being this butthurt about pokemon designs
>just realized he got bit
>>257611380
>How can we MAGNETS?
>GOOD DESIGN?
>LOL NAH PILEOFSLUDGE
>LOL POKÉBALLS
>>257604207
Agreed, pokemanchildren are the worst.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DT4wgjG6EVw
>>257611380
>LETS TAKE WHITU PIGGU'S DESIGN FOR OUR ICECREAM POKEYMANS
I love how autistic pokemon fans get about designs
>>257611543
The difference is you have to oversimplify the concept of the old Pokemon.
The new ones are legit just icecream, garbagebags and swords
>>257611428
Which reminds me.
Why the fuck don't you have an IRL pokemon, /v/?
>>257611702
And the old ones are legit magnets, pile of sludge and a pokéball
>>257611559
>Posting on /v/
>playing videogames
>>257608781
Wait, did it just de-evolve Blaziken?
>>257611428
Shame the typing is fucktarded. It's an algae, so grass and water are much more logical types than poison and dragon. Poison I can understand, but dragon comes from literally nowhere and there's no hint towards it aside from the name.
It's one of those monsters that you have no fucking way of knowing the type of without looking it up. Also related: the Golurk line. A robot/mecha, and they want us to think it's ground/ghost? That's bullshit.
>>257608573
megamence is fucking perfect though
>>257611737
I live on a beach where millions of those things come on the shore, fuck and lay eggs for Redknots to come along and eat them
>>257609303
>Find me a pokemon from after Gen 3 that doesn't have six hundred stripes, color changes, spikes and dots, or isn't obvious that Ken just looked around his house to make it
>>257611175
Pokemon always had unnecessary stripes. It was never a 1:1 evolutionary(in the actual sense) decision.
>>257611702
You oversimplified the Aegislash line a good deal. Possesed sword that drains people who try to hold it is a lot different from "lolsword"
>>257611870
>Mimics look like things they're trying to mimic? What a concept!
>Screws, eyes and metal balls are now magnets
>What is a slime? I've never played an rpg before!
>>257611870
Not defending him but they Voltorb is supposed to be a mimic which was a standard thing in JRPGs so his design makes sense. Design isn't creative but it worked for that game.
The garbage sludge pokemon both work for thier particular theme- Pollution. Why do people hate these designs so much when they clearly work with their concept.
>>257598334
WHY DOES HE LOOK SO SAD?
>>257611870
What kind of magnets have you seen that look like magnemite?
>>257612156
It took him 6 and a half generations to realized he made a grave mistake letting that Shellder bite his tail, and then letting his trainer use that Mega Stone.
>>257611972
>t dragon comes from literally nowhere and there's no hint towards
Are you retarded? Seahorses were also known as seaDRAGONS
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leafy_seadragon
How can you be this ignorant?
>>257611908
Holy shit...
>>257610049
Gen 1 was bootleg and Gen 2 was a ghost town.
It is quite simple.
Don't worry guys, they're just mega evolutions.
We can pretend they don't exist and wait for more crossgens.
>>257598334
>>257612065
>Pokemon always had unnecessary stripes.
>Slowpoke
>Snorlax
>Weedle
>Diglet
>Psyduck
>Ditto
>Eevee
>Onix
>Meowth
>Magikarp
>Horsea
>Squirtle
>Pikachu
>Literally ANY old Pokemon
>>257612464
Except Mega Evolutions are given to Pokemon in their FINAL Forms.
This is basically GameFreak's way of designing an Evolution, with far less effort.
>>257612116
Because Genwunners
>>257612543
>no Charizard X
Shit picture, wouldn't use
>>257610994
>reconstruct RGBY
No. fucking. shit.
They literally have you Pokéflute a Snorlax awake, the whole game is a love letter to RBY.
>it's not even that good of a Pokémon
>I'm fine with Dragonite
What a pleb.
>>257612543
Those are the same pokemons you stupid fuck.
I guess Pikachu a shitty design cause it has stripes everywhere and doesn't even look at a mouse
>>257612569
We can still have a mega and true evolution for the same final form pokemon, right?
>>257609303
>Find me a pokemon from after Gen 3 that doesn't have six hundred stripes, color changes, spikes and dots, or isn't obvious that Ken just looked around his house to make it, and I'll show you a good pokemon.
uhhh the latest gen actually had pokemon that felt like they were designed for the first three gens. I thought they did a pretty good job with them actually.
>>257612065
>Possesed sword that drains people who try to hold it is a lot different from "lolsword"
But while Magnemite isn't JUST a physical magnet, Swordmon IS.
Is it even possible to catch every pokémon using Black 2 and White 2?
>>257609943
>French file name
>>257611972
Golurk is a golem. Golems are made of mud and animated by ancient jew magic.
>>257612716
So theoretically, this means Charizard, Mewtwo, and all the others who got Megas will be potentially getting evolutions soon, then?
>>257612116
Because the concept is stupid, we already have Muk, and stylistically its just BAD. Garbage bags with eyes and random pieces of shit.
Muk and Grimer are brightly colored, simple, and sport an atypical design.
>>257612093
>Mimics look like things they're trying to mimic? What a concept!
>But vanillite is shit
>Screws, eyes and metal balls are now magnets
>but MAGNETmite doesn't have magnets around his body
>What is a slime? I've never played an rpg before!
>What is a garbage monster? I've never played games\ read comics or watched TV before
>>257612543
>NEW POKEMON LOOK JUST AS GOOD AS THE OLD ONES!
>>257612750
Magnemite is two magnets stuck to an eye.
It's a garb design, stop trying to defend it little babby, you proll weren't even around for RBY.
>>257610191
Male Goodra is fine, female is trash.
>>257598334
MEGAS RUINED POKEMON
IT RUINED SLOWPOKE'S FUCKING LIFE
I don't understand why people dislike Mega Slowbro so much.
It looks like one of the less outlandish designs. I mean, just look at fucking Mega Salamence.
>>257612551
>>257612843
Why do you choose as examples Pokemon that have the lowest possible chance of receiving evolutions?
I'm obviously talking about Pokemon like Absol, Sableye, Heracross, etc.
Ones that are begging for real evolutions.
>>257611972
>typing
>related to form and shape and color
lol.
>>257598334
>his smile and optimism: gone
>>257613175
My favorite fire type.
>>257612843
Charizard is already a final and legendaries don't evolve.
People say megas are final because a lot of megas have one or two more stages that could have been put it place. I assume its because of the backlash Gen 4 got. I'd much rather have branching evolutions that megaevos.
>>257613175
>unnecessary stripes.
>A fucking tiger
>unnecessary
>>257608940
>No mega SlowKing
Why.jpg
>>257612551
>>257612940
>But vanillite is shit
Oh yeah, remember all those icecreams in the overworld that, when you tried to pick up, would attack you? Me too...
>but MAGNETmite doesn't have magnets around his body
But he isn't A magnet. You said that he was a singular physical magnet.
>What is a garbage monster? I've never played games\ read comics or watched TV before
Why are comics and tv relevent? Pokemon is primarily an RPG. Not a comic or tv show.
>>257613346
>tiger
>dog pokemon
kek
Pretty much all Mega Evolutions are absolute shit and look like some literal edgy teenager drew them
Mega Evolution themselves are absolutely retarded and have no place in the franchise imo
If it werent for the anime adaptation that sold the evolutions a bit better than the game i probably would have drawn the line
However the red special + x/y anime are fantastic. Its as if they wanna end the anime because for the first time ash isnt a idiot and actually trains, makes strategies and has a girl who openly wants his dick
Also eureka is one of the most adorable characters ive seen in a long time
>>257612939
Cause Muk's design concept is basically slime and it makes sense for him to be simple like that.
Garbador is a creature created by the garbage from the pollution and it make sense for him to have a disjointed amount of shit on him
Both designs are fine and work for the pollution theme but in completely different ways
>>257611908
OHFUCK
>>257613017
So since you can't defend your point, I guess I'm right then?
>>257613246
How does it feel thatGameFeak will never let you ride him through the region like Gogoat
>>257613346
>dog
>tiger
bur
>>257611702
Floating possessed swords are an old fantasy staple, espacially in Japan. They've been in Castlevania, Boktai, Warcraft etc.
>>257613442
>Tigerwolf
>Implying mixing types of animals arnt common
Its like your trying to be dumb
>>257613368
>two stripes
>unnecessary.
Hell, they even explain why his cheeks are red.
>>257613391
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leafy_seadragonYou catch vanillite by getting it instead of an icecream cone on a certain day in Castellia City. It hops out of the cart and attacks.
>>257613391
>Oh yeah, remember all those icecreams in the overworld that, when you tried to pick up, would attack you? Me too...
No, but I also don't remember fighting an electrode sometimes when picking up a pokéball.
>But he isn't A magnet. You said that he was a singular physical magnet.
Ok
>Why are comics and tv relevent? Pokemon is primarily an RPG. Not a comic or tv show.
Pokémon is also a game. Pokémon borrows a lot of things from Japanese culture, shouldn't it borrow it because it is a RPG?
Pokemon Colosseum is the best pokemon game.
>>257613709
>two stripes
>unnecessary.
jesus anon, stick by your guns
don't flipflop on the exact thing you're complaining about, just because its gen 1
>>257613709
Why are they necessary to his design? They add nothing to it.
>>257608940
I'M FUCKING INVINCIBLE!!
>>257613628
This whole argument is "dumb".
Anyone can say anything and just keep posting "nuh-uh" "yeah-huh", and continuously argue about what makes what unnecessary.That's not even going into the fact that this is a series about colorful monsters made to be captured and trained by children, who gives a fuck about certain details of certain Pokemon when there are hundreds of others to choose from, and if you hate those too you don't even need to be in a thread about them
over designed in my opinion
no zebra has stripes like this
>>257613731
Remember seeing a physical ice cream in the overworld? Me too...
>>257614474
And no Zebras are eletric
>>257614474
Yeah. Everyone knows Zebras are white with black stripes, not black with white stripes
>>257608781
MAXIMUM GRINDING
>>257611908
Whoa... that's some scary shit
>>257614376
>if you have an opinion get out of this thread about opinions
nice logic bro
>>257608781
This reminds me of Madoka for some reason.
>>257614541
>>257614625
bad design imo
what was gf thinking they should stop pokemon cause of one bad design
Have they made EV/IV values viewable yet?
Literally no point in them being in the game otherwise.
>>257608940
If I ever use this thing, I'm gonna name it Kevin.Slowbro didn't Evolve, the Shellder did
>>257598334
>managing to ruin one of the simplest designs in the game
What the fuck happened?
>>257613915
>>257614027
Animas have plain stripes. It would look unnatural as fuck for Pikachu to be pure yellow.
They're not fucking goofy, bright neon green shapes or something.
>>257611908
OH FUCK
>>257614893
You can see EVs through super training.
IVs aren't but a guy can tell if they are perfect in the post-game city
>>257614893
EVs can be viewed and trained with the Super Training minigame.
IV's can't be seen until postgame, and you can only tell what your best ones are. Destiny knot makes it crazy easy to breed for good ones, though.
>>257610024
Make her perfect
>>257608781
why is it in korean
How is its Shellder not dead? It has hole in its sides for the Slowbro's arms and a hole at the bottom for the tail?
>>257615260
It was leaked on the official Korean site. Basically, some fuckhead accidentally hit "Submit" instead of "Save Draft" and people caught it.
>>257613230
Fire Red/Leaf Green remake when?
>>257613614
living swords are a thing in mythologies the world over
in old times Yurop people who were killed in combat were buried with their swords, with the blade bent out of shape. Because, you know, the sword's spirit also had to be killed so the other party wouldn't have to fear vengeance
>>257615269
Shellder's eyes are behind him, m8.
It's in one of the gameplay screenshots.
>>257615545
Now
>>257615545
coming to wii u
>>257611908
No, those are screenshots of different battles, ya dingus.
>>257609303
>Find me a pokemon from after Gen 3 that doesn't have six hundred stripes, color changes, spikes and dots
Here you go.
>>257614824
If you have a contrary opinion with absolutely nothing to back it up, then yeah, don't be surprised when people call you an idiot.
>>257613346
>Dog
>Tiger
What
Gen 6 actually had a decent number of good designs.
>Both fossil pokemon
>Avalugg
>Florges
>Gogoat
>Trevenant
>Gourgeist
>Clawitzer
>Dragalge
>Malamar
>Talonflame
>Hawlucha
>Noivern
>People don't like my generations
>so I'm going to be a huge hypocrite and use the "Genwuner" buzzword.
I bet you're under 25, and came to 4chan after 09. Shitpost harder
>>257608781
>that worried look on its face
>"please don't kill me"
>>257614474
It would be if it wasn't a fucking Zebra
>>257615649
I saw, but I don't know how the Shellder would survive with 3 holes in its body.
>>257614474
It's not a fucking zebra though
>yfw it got rule 34 before the fat waifushit.
>>257615762
EXPLAIN THE ARROWS THEN?????
>>257609303
Sugimori barely ever designed any of the mons.
>>257615483
>the shellder could close at any moment allowing the teeth to sink into Slowbro's neck, effectively separating its head from its body
>>257615762
they aren't different battles. Look more closely ya dingus.
>>257616025
>nice
>lazy
>horrible
>too simple
>looks like something out of Dragon Quest
>wasted potential
>okay, but could've been much better
>really nice
>kind of weird, but okay
>too simple
>absolutely horrible
>okay
That's not really a decent number, especially with all the megas being just awful.
>>257616043
Nobody flips their shit when they say they don't like Persona 2 or Digimon world or Spyro
>>257608781
gonna use that nigga when ORAS comes out
god damn I love audino
>>257616329
Mywaifu
You could have prevented this /v/
>>257610886
Binnacle is actually a really good pokemon both in design and power
>>257616942
Your waifu a_qt_
>>257616847
don't lie, you don't love Audino. You only love herexperience
>>257616603
Mega Ampharos, Gardevoir, Aggron, Pinsir, Kanghaskhan, Banette, and Abomasnow are pretty good looking.
>>257616942Same. Good taste.
>>257617069
>not getting the reference
>>257617338
>>257617262
>implying I don't love both
>>257598334
i guess kotaku finally realize it has no integirty or self-respect
>>257616603
Other anon forgot Vivillion, Dedenne, Meowstic/espurr, and Goomy
>especially with all the megas being just awful.
There was no reason to bring those up anon, we know they are
>>257617562
Really, whether it's a bro or sisor husbando or waifu, Cinccino's just the best.
Why do Shelder, Grimer, Jynx, Magnemite line, Slowpoke line, Psyduck, Tangela, Magikarp and Porygon have the same eyes?
>>257617832
I give you these, although Espurr and its evolutions feel kind of bare bones to me.
It's just that megas made me lose almost all faith in Gamefreak and seeing what they did to my (Slow)bro was the last straw.
>>257604207You're in one
>Slowpoke has a delayed reaction to pain and injury
>When it evolves into Slowbro or Slowking, there is a shellder biting it and it still doesn't register pain
>Mega Slowbro has a look of concern on its face, meaning that whatever has been happening to it inside of Shellder has been happening quite some time
That Slowbro is far gone
Favorite Pokemon: Klefki
Who I will play in Smash: Charizard
Come at me, fuckers
>>257618167
Laziness
>>257609303
Lots of the latest designs are kind of simple actually. Then again simple=/=good, "overdesigned"=/=bad.
OH SHIT LOOK WHAT JUST GOT LEAKED. MEWTHREE CONFIRMED
>>257613346
it's a shisha, not an actual animal.
>>257618829
>>257618964
I dont know man, that doesnt look legit at all.
You're probably one of those leakerfags trying to mislead the public. For shame.
>>257619052
Kabuki a best
>>257617562
I think I get this reference.
>>257619050
>shisha
u wot m8
>>257598334
And when Pokémon coudn¡t get worts after Megas, Fairy type and shitty desingns, we have this.
>>257619052
>>257618829
Huh.
I kind of like it.
>>257598334
Vorefags are going to in love with /vp/
>>257619290
It's a reference to the "omae wa mo already dead" guy
>>257611385
I ran it anyway. Fuck the fairies, it was awesome.
Skinny sidekick and bancho wrecking everyone.
>>257612543
>gen 6 is pure cancer
More at 11
>>257620197
hunter x hunter
>>257608735
what's wrong with this?
4 > 5 > 3 > 6 > 2 > a pile of steaming dog shit > 1
We can all agree on this right?
>>257612734
I was fucking hyped when I heard there was a pistolshrimp that evolved into a larger pistolshrimp named "clawitzer".
Now we need a water/fighting mantis shrimp
Is it considered animal abuse to evolve Slowbro?
>>257620891
>4 on top
>>257621301
Pearl and Diamond sucked, but Platinum and HGSS more than made up for it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2nlOm6-zhgs
>>257620891
I think gen 4 had the best meta and region but only because of platinum and Infernape
>>257620979
>game about cockfighting with magical creatures
>only NOW being worried about animal abuse
>>257620891
BW2 > Platinum > HGSS > Emerald > FRLG > XY > BW1
>>257611175
gooseneck barnacles have stripes on them
>>257621619
Great taste
>>257621458
>This song is so beautiful. I remember back a long time ago, it was June 6th 2009, I was only five years old, turning 6 on June 29th. It was my first Pokemon game, and it was hard to play, and I didn't understand half the words they said. The only thing I understood is that I was on a journey to catch, tame, and train animals. I chose Piplup. It was all worth it. Taking forever to beat Gardenia because I didn't know about type match ups. When I was about eight in summer, I beat the Pokemon League after many attempts. All worth it. I still have the game now, with my beloved Pokemon, including my Empoleon. I imagine what it is like for one of my friends at school, he started playing Ruby and Sapphire at the age of 3, and now he's 11. I'm 11 too now, and whenever I here this song, it makes me cry. If Game Freak ever remakes this game, I will be so happy. I have a feeling that I won't be buying the Pokemon games when I'm twenty or thirty years old, but I'll be making them in the studio with Game Freak someday. Thank you Nintendo and Game Freak for making such fabulous games, thank you mom and dad for buying the game,thank you my friends for getting me into Pokemon by bringing your Pokemon cards to school , you brought so much to me, I will never forget you, even when I am dead.
>>257601434
Gen 3 was the first to have a staunch change in style. It is the gen with the most "serious" pokemon and the first to spark the whole "over use of black and spikes".
this mostly ended when 4 starting bringing back the more "cute" designs.
>>257621914
>You will never be a kid playing games for the first time again.
>>257611175
why does any animal have stripes or spots or patterns or certain colored fur?
>>257621914
>mfw i've given up on my dream of making vidya and lost the drive to even play
>few years ago
>anything past gen 1 is shit
>now
>gen 1 is shit
This is actually pretty interesting. It's like how people switched to shitting on atheists.
>>257598334
He goes back to his dopey self after the battle
>Mega Slowbro is the Shellder perfecting it's parasitic relationship with Slowpoke so it takes over it's motor functions like those brain zombie ants. Slowbro looks fearful because he's powerless to stop it and realizes he no longer has control over his own body
>>257623254
If you proclaim your favourite to be the best to as many people as you possibly can, some of those people will check to see if it is the best or not and they will point out flaws and gripes.
To which the proclaimer will dismiss as vicious attacks on their opinions.
>>257621914
>you will never be this happy again
Foreverially shelled up, and not loving it
>>257611378
It's not really it's own Pokemon. It's a "mega evolution", which only lasts for the battle, and it basically makes Pokemon like digimon.
Given that, it doesn't really have a name. It's just a mega slowbro.
>>257623465
slowbro should have seen the signs
Game Freak are a bunch of hacks now. This is just the final nail in the coffin after the crapshoot that is Fairy, and the shitfest that is Gen 6 as a whole.
>>257608940
Are the slowpoke's arms poking out of the shelder's eyes?
>>257614625
zebrafag here
ACTUALLY, it could go either way. It could be white with black stripes because the black stripes all end whereas the rest is white, or it could be considered black with white stripes because its skin is mostly black.
>>257624510
You can clearly see the back of the model.
I like them
I just hope we get more fossils mega, I want mega Carracosta
>>257601434
You can't criticize gen 3 because it was most of current /v/'s first pokemon game.
>>257611972
>a seahorse is an algae
What the dick am I reading?
>>257612056
Tell me about Howlucha. Why does he wear the mask?
>>257624047
what was wrong with gen 6?
>>257625823
He's a small guy.
>>257616238
>not a zebra
...Wat.
What is it about this topic that's attracting stupid?
>>257625823
Why does he wear 2 masks is the real question
>>257626719
>made me want a hawlucha instantaneously after thinking it looked sorta dumb previously
>>257624047
Game Freak were always hacks as seen with the shitfest Gen 1 was and the shitfest Gen 2 almost was until Iwata single-handedly saved it, and even that still has big design issues
>>257624047
>This is just the final nail in the coffin after the crapshoot that is Fairy
Jesus, did people get this upset when types were added back in Gen 2?
>>257627429
Nah, the rule with people is generally this
>It's okay when Gen 2 does it.
>>257626962
In case someone grabs the first mask duh
>>257608573
>I don't understand aerodynamics
>>257627429
Dark and Steel were literally dark and edgy which was cool with kids back then
Fairy is some fag-ass shit so everyone hates it
>>257627769
>it's okay if it looks like shit, because it makes sense
>>257628034
>>257626719
FOR ME
>>257608781
>Audino already had a nurse theme going on
>now it's wearing a white coat and has a stethoscope
>Audino's now a doctor
I GUESS AUDINO FINALLY PASSED MED SCHOOL.
>>257628195
And it still looks awful.
Your point being?
>>257628695
Oh I'm not in this discussion, I just saw Salamence mentioned.
All I know is that the Pokemon with Plastic wings evolved gliding wings,
>>257625823
It's the mask of his dead mother
ITT: People with rose-tinted glasses on getting angry over monster designs for a children's game
>>257628637
Some pokemon aren't cut out to be doctors.
>>257629050
I like it, it's unique, full of character and makes sense.
>>257598334
>Mega Slowbro
holy shit, was this at the gamescom? Guess Nintendo won this one too then
>>257623254
More like gen 5 is shit. I've never played a pokemon game with so many useless Pokemon to choose from.
Audino and the rabbit is more damage control on top of BW2.
>>257629434
Korea leaked it
>>257629434
No but it and Mega Audino were probably what Masuda was going to reveal.
>>257629483
80% of Gen 5 pokemon are very usable.
>>257626962
too bad satoshi sucks and is limiting the series potential.
we could have a new MC every season but no we have to keep this little shit who is retarded also never wins anything relevant.
>>257629304
>it's unique
Cubone
>>257601434
>>257601253
>>257601082
Playing anything pre-gen 4
>>257629725
>>257601434
>>257602381
Did someone say udder?
>>257629939
gen5>gen2>gen1>gen4>gen3>gen6
Yall is faggots
>>257629939
Gen 3 is still acceptable but once ORAS comes out RSE probably won't be anymore and once RBY are remade again Gen 3 won't be acceptable at all.
>>257623465
Too bad that guy died
Note: Is not that I didn't like gen2 remakes isjust that they didn't fix any problems and felt outdated at times, specially post E4
>>257619052
I actually like the Egyptian theme.
>>257630905
Trigger warning : bad taste is contained in this post. If bad taste is your trigger, do not view this post.
>>257630905
Shit taste confirmed.
>>257613175
people always seem to forget he and ninetails are technically legendaries.
WHERE DID THE EMAIL FIELD GO
>>257630905
>Hates gen2 remakes
>Loves gen5
This surely must be bait.
>>257611378
are you even aware of the mega evolution thing?
>>257621458
>Pearl and Diamond
You have successfully rustled my jimmies
It's Diamond and Pearl you fucking faggot
>>257631687
>Disliking Gen V
It's objectively the best gen.
>>257612543
Fixed your image. Do some research the next time you wan't to shitpost about things you have no knowledge of
>>257630905
>liking gen 3
you sure love water
faggot
My dick
>>257629050
If I took it off would he devolve?
>Complaining about some Electric Zebra
>When Electabuzz exist
When will this baiting stop
>>257632276
>yfw you realize she's wearing ripped stockings
>>257630905
>BW1
>good
>>257632276
>Sunibee made porn of her already
Unf
>>257632369
It would be extremely painful.
>>257630905
This man has great taste. HGSS are overrated and gen 5 tops everything.
gen4 (remakes)>gen3>gen6>gen5>gen2>gen4 (diamond/pearl)>gen1
>goldeen used watersport
I like it
>>257632491
>mfw the new lopunny porn on boorus and pixi
>>257632276
Official art?
>>257633810
Yep. Revel in the subtle lewdness.
>>257631527
Moot is at it again
Check 4chan blog
>>257611434
Its a delinquent/banchou thing
>>257633098
For who?
>there are people out there that hate Aegislash
Disgusting.
>>257611197
Fuck off, Sugimori. You've always been a hack compared to Nishida.
>>257635435
GF does
Megabunny wrecks it
>>257627216
>People think Toriyama has deteriorated and lost his marbles and praise his 90's brilliance
Shame Nishida's just making Eeveelutions now.
>>257635435
how do u counter this dam sord
Is showdown dead?
>>257636985
Special Machamp with Foresight and Focus Blast.
>>257636905
She made quite a few good mons last gen, she probably made some good ones this and just hasn't been credited.
>>257637115
>Sugimori's only edge over Nishida is that Zoroark failed to be Newcario
Favorite Gen VI designer is that Ariga. He's a pretty cool dude.
>>257631845
I'm pretty mixed about gen V. I really like B/W2, I'm fine with a decent portion of the pokemon designs, but I hate B/W1.
>>257610996
5 star post
>>257637763
Yeah, all of Ariga's designs were pretty great.
James Turner is pretty hit or miss but I really like his hits. Golurk for one is amazing.
>>257638374
Agreed. Between that and Platinum VS DP I don't rank gens, I rank games.
>>257598334
this is hilarious.
Best Psychic type