>be living in the glorious Empire created by The Great Caesar
>walk around Roman colonies holding my head up high, as I helped conquer these areas for the Empire
>my chiseled & well defined face when these worthless subhumans pronounce the name of our Emperor incorrectly & deem us incorrect
>SEE FRIEND WITH NEW XBONE
>"CAN I TRY XBONE URG"
>"SURE THING TONKS"
>HE PULLS XBONE OUT OF HIS SEPTUM AND GIVES
>"URG WHERE IS MEAT FOR BONE"
>"THERE IS NO MEAT RIGHT NOW, BUT SOON IT WILL HAVE EXCLUSIVE DODO BIRD MEAT"
>I THROW ROCK AT URG
Boy I am sick of these fucking muslims.
We should do something about it, help protect our people, especially in the holy land. Allthough they have invaded Europe several times already, so that should be taken into consideration.
But I cant shake the feeling future generations will make our sacrifice for nothing, and just roll over and let in the assholes we fought to keep out. Maybe blame themselves for the rape and murder, something about privilege. Whatever, I'm no prophet so these thoughts couldnt be visions or anything.
Muslims are fucking up everything.
>Go to cavestop
>T-Rex is outside
>Use my knowledge of nature to tame the beast
>Gently rub its giant sheath
>it makes a gutteral groan as the tip of its massive cock slides out
>start licking it, even though soft and unerect, still larger than my head
>suckling the juice off produces even more precum
>continue licking that up too
>finally get him erect, using both arms to jerk him off
>he cums hard, all over my body and face, filling my mouth with his seed
>drink it down and then some
>he gets up, still erect, and puts his pulsing anus over my head
>slowly sinks me into his ass, and begins fucking himself with my body
>I love it as his dinoshit covers my body, all gooey and nasty, squelching and squishing inside of him, letting me lick up his shit juice
>he groans out and comes again, almost as hard as the first time
>pulls off of me and squats, shitting a massive dump all over me
>turns around and pisses all over me too
>jerk myself off in his shit, piss, and cum
>go home with him, do it all the time
>reptilian spy wearing skin of local cave dwelling naked primates
>have time machine
>bring them back a wiiu
>WHAt FUCK THIS?
>THIS HAS NO BLOODY ROCKS
>HUNTERS LIKE ME NO PLAY WITH KID ROCK
>they proceed to shit all over in, one after another and then beat each other up with their xrock.
Nah, we will raise some of the greatest minds the world has ever seen. No way would our descendants destroy what we have built over generations with blood, sweat and tears. They will be like us, proud people who wont just give in to savages. Now those northerners on the other hand.
>me trade 400 mammoth skins for Rockstation 4
>me face when Rockstation have no rocks
>still in stone age
american education at it's finest
By rolling the rocks up the hill and then positioning them. You can still see the marks left on the ground retard.
Whats with all these "Christians" shitting up the holy land with fire and sword, well its no problem since god is on my side right?
>tfw Christians attacked muslims when Zionists were the real enemy[/spoiler[
>Attack women and children while army is away
>Run before they get back and kill you
Norsemen, not even once.
>Implying there are no cavemen in 2014
>Constantly invade Europe
>France kicked you out several times
>Think you can pull the victim card
Muslims deserved everything and more that happened to them.
Based Mongols doing Gods work. Punishing Russian subhumans and arabs.
If give me 100 berries I show unfinished cave drawing
While westerners are playing stick and stones conversing in their neanderthal language, the Japanese have already mastered functional linguistics and have already been forging katans to dominate other races.
>playing unga gunga
>unga loli is secretly a semen Oonga that's 1000 years old
>main Oonga has to sex her
AS LONG AS THE BIG YELLOW CIRCLE IN THE HEAVENS RISES AND GOES DOWN
THE GAMING MARKET BE NINTENDOMINATED
>pic related is me after fighting mammoth to prevent from destroying tree I tied my ooga booga girl to so she doesn't run away
also stop these new nigga boogas from invading our land
>all these white-skinned savages
Huddle upon your inferior landmass, mongrels; for the great Olmec empire is, and shall forever more be greater than you.
I COME FROM THE FUTURE, NINTENDO WILL DOMINATE E3 2014
>Get to 1000 A.D.
>Everyone speaks of this guy Magus, who's apparently involved in this war
>It's war between humans and monsters it seems?
>The bridge is broken, again I hear Magus' name spoken.
>Who is this Magus?
Slavs must have Neanderthal blood, because they also do shit everybody thinks should be impossible at their tech level.
>collect rocks because i like them
>leader has clubs and animal skins
>medicinal chief has his herbs
>women have children
>no woman wants me
>I cannot rape them because overpowered by female
>Some shines pass
>Get in contact with another tribe
>Another fellow rock gatherer
>He says I have shit taste in stones
me hope language develops so me can talk with other rock gatherers about rocks
>play wall mammoth hunt on high res wall
>mom yell TIME FOR EAT NUGNUG
>me reply NUGNUG NOT HUNGRY NUGNUG STAY HERE FIVE MORE SUN MOVEMENTS
>mom insist me walk cave pet
>me go outside
>hot sun god heat up ground because angry for not enough sacrifice
>put leash on pet raptor
>me fall down before me even walk out front hole
>me open door, get on floor
>me walk dinosaur
Oog die long long time before. Only oonga boongas think he still around. Grow some smart, dum dum berrypicker.
Look at bury ground if want make sure. It right over hill. Very close. Every caveman in tribe know where.
Ooga booga women worse than men
Me man so me deserve pretty woman
Rape not real, when man want bonka bonka woman has to
Joke about rape is not bad because free speech
>wrecking face in England
>trade routes all the way to Central Asia
>enslaving sandniggers and gangbanging their women
Vikings best, or bestest?
American education everyone!
Saw baby sabretooth tiger in strange dinosaur. What it means?
mfw bloodboonga only 15 frames per rock. boonga more rocksole babies.
Then leave if you're the "bigger man" you stupid euphoric nigger. There's nothing you can do about it so why bother trying to save face or try to tell people to stop a thread on an anonymous board? Your efforts are what's infantile.
A lot of loyalty for a hired dinosaur!
>could've had dubs
Moot is literally satan
>Le merely pretending
That's what newfags think. It seems like baiting because they can always turn around and say "LEL TRICKED"
Even though they spent the entire thread defending themselves to the death.
>miss the point
He posted a retarded post, people replied, he blatantly defended himself, and you're trying to pass it off as if he were baiting?
>trying to defend a retarded anon
Maybe you're the one that posted it and still trying to defend yourself.
>He posted a retarded post,
over your head
> people replied, he blatantly defended himself, and you're trying to pass it off as if he were baiting?
again, and yup, it sure missed the point
point being: i know theres likely no trolling in here, but everyone also shouts it as soon as an arguement gets a little comfortable
>trying to defend a retarded anon
but this thread's premise isnt retarded?
Elders are asleep
(USER WAS STONED FOR THIS POST)
>BUT IM NOT IN DENIAL THIS 1000 whenever HORSESHIT IS FUN
>in the field hunting for berries
>see plump chicken
>pink up chicken to examine for food
>see pinkest chicken hole ive ever seen
>go into bushes to ooga booga
elders no like chicken pictures here tho so no can draw
>not summoning the baalstation for entertainment
>not fucking priestesses
are you guys one of those faggots from the north that live in huts made out of wood and shit?
>go into jungle to look for food
>see beautiful human woman near fruit tree
>walk over to tree and see Uga The Bugga next to her
>they walk off together with fruit in hand
>go back to cave to play skip rock in nearby lake
>tfw no beautiful human woman to fugga with
how the fuck do i oog this fucking dino who keeps shitting on my fucking rocks
its the big one with chicken arms fucker keeps messing with my rocks i keep picking up shit and now my tools are made out of shit cause i cant find my rocks
>tfw irony isn't going to be invented for another eight hundred years
Look at the thread you're in. I hope you're not genuinely taking this shit seriously
>implying Neanderthals aren't superior to dark skin Flatface African
We no need change for 200,000 years. We live forever and no go extinct like hippo. We strong and short, they tall and weak. We master tribe with master Personal Stone
You mean berry picking season.
It mean offspring come to 4 cave to dung cave paint
Cheif moot say no offspring come to cave.
How the fuck can someone be so retarded
you're replying to retarded joke posts and taking them seriously
what the actual fuck
>go to rockstop
>excited to pick up Tales of Rocks
>as I wait in line, this huge mammoth-beard walks up to me
>"ONNGA-BOONGA CAWADOOTY BOONGA?"
>Can smell his breath which reeks of sabertooth tiger
>Try to put on my friendliest smile as I say, "Boonga boonga ooga"
>He roars and knocks over the gift-rock rack
>He runs out of the Rockstop
HOW ROCK MAKERS PUT ROCKS ON STEAM GEYERS HALF CARVED
ME WANTA FULL CARVED STONE, NO UNFINISHED STONE FOR FREE
BEERYPICKERS TAKE STONE ANYWAY, DEY STAY BERRYPICKERS FOR THIS