metal gear solid fans confirmed stubid

Box was awesome. I don't like my games taking themselves too seriously.

>>257581237
more like autists

>>257581237
Somewhere, an angry gorilla is pounding at her keyboard.

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>>257582424
And Japan won't give a shit. It's glorious.

>>257581865
Considering MGS was never really serious outside of its story. There's always been a ton of goofy shit in the games.

>Elite special forces soldiers
>Distracted by a box with tits on it

This game is so sexist! I'm writing on my Tumblr about it right now.

>>257582673
>Elite special forces soldiers
>Distracted by a magazine with tits in it

anon this is nothing new

>>257582553
>>257582673
Box tits? Did I miss something from Gamescom?

>Trick soldiers into thinking OH WOW TITS
>Beat them up for being MISS SOJ IN KNEESTS

I thought SJWs would love it

>>257582825
basically the box is the porn mag.

IT'S LIKE THESE PEOPLE HAVE NEVER PLAYED A MGS GAME AND HAVE JUMPED ON THE VIDYA BANDWAGON LESS THAN A YEAR AGO

>>257581237
The old magazines were believable, but this is fucking retarded.

>>257582793
By the way my Tumblr is hitlerwasright.tumblr.com

So, the used box now also functions as a magazine?

Neat.

>>257583337

Pornmags were just as silly as the box and the parchute that could abduct people from inside of buildings

>>257581237
I don't honestly know what I'm missing here, it looks like any other MGS box. So anyone care to fill me in?

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>>257582952
>he thinks you can please SJWs

>>257583707
There's this stupid ass distraction thing now where there's a soldier or a hot girl painted onto the box and you stand up or prone to unfold the box and distract guards with the picture. It's stupid as shit.

>>257583707
It has a women in underwear on it to distract enemies.

>complaining about silly things in MGS games

Someone needs to replay THE PAIN boss fight.

>>257583337
How the shit were the mags believable when hardened soldiers would spot it, act like a giddy school girl and drop their guards 100% to stare at tits?

>>257583853
u mad

>>257583885
And kill him with the Box Tank or Human Slingshot.

>>257583885
TOMMY GUN

It looks uninteresting. I dunno, is something wrong with me? I didn't particularly like the combined 5 hours I've played of MGS1, 2, 3 and PW either so I guess this series is a bust for me, but what's the appeal of the series anyways?

>>257582793
But Kojima is a person of color so he can do whatever he wants and still be loved.

>>257584024
No, it's just stupid.

whatever you think guys
big boss is biggest autist in vidya

but dat enemy AI though
fucken dropped

>>257583901
Just look at all the dudebros who watched some shitty Transformers & Machete movies just for a single tit scene, because apparently they still haven't figured out that you can look at tits on your computer too - completely for free and without even having to stand up? These are the people usually entering the army...

>>257583853
>>257583880
Ah, thanks.

>>257584087
Your tastes are just different anon, there's nothing wrong with that.

That's the stupidest bullshit I've seen in a long time.

And this is from a fucking Japanese developer.

>>257584302
Well at least you cracked a joke at it 8/10
Don'y understand why people are so buttblasted by this, it's not like anything else in MGS makes complete sense.

>>257583901
You've never met anyone in the army before, have you. Try going months without having any women around.

>you can put a porn magazine on a box
>FUCKING KOJIMA HOW DOES HE GET AWAY WITH THIS SHIT WOOOW

I don't see the problem but apparently it's a big one.

>>257584726
okay

When he put the PS4 box on, I fucking lost it.Shit was adorable

>>257584726
And these are Russian soldiers.

>>257582673
They're hardly elite, just some horny russians.

>>257584726
i know people in the military are stupid, but to the point of going full retard over a poster?
dont think so

>>257584726
obviously neither have you

>>257585284
> i know people in the military are stupid
alright nerd.

are you guys fucking being serious? why are you even mad at this? its a video game

>>257584725

They're mad at the chico and paz thing

>>257585459
Tumblr is here

lol at buttblasted idiots saying how this doesn't fit with the "mature" theme of metal gear sold v

>>257585459
I'm not, I think it's a nice addition.

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>guy has the power to shoot bees
>makes perfect sense

>you can distract soldiers with a picture of a swimsuit model
>WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT THIS IS COMPLETELY ABSURD

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Reactions seem to be mostly positive, I guess the games journalists are too busy writing angry articles.

>>257583146
It's solely because MGS is multiplat. Normalfags refuse to play on anything but xbox, so this is their first taste of MGS, but of course that doesn't count the HD collection, because "Ew, those are old."

You guys can bitch about "muh realism" all you want but I'm going to have a shit ton of fun with this.

I like wacky stupid shit in games.

God that was hilarious.
>Kojima shows up
>introduces himself in Japanese with a translator
>boxes
>leaves the stage

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here u are guys .

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It's so easy to see the underaged idiots who have never played the mgs series. It's always had stupid goofy shit in it, IT'S FUCKING JAPANESE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Le23bsVURds

>>257585817
>>257585857
>>257585884
These anons are right.

Anyone have a picture of the stood up model? I'm sure it's Kassia

here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rW-zDdt2VoE

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>>257585951
I'll be damned

>>257585907
His proper presentation is tomorrow, but the man knows what fan's want to see
>>257585951
Now in motion!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kggj-jcvVS8

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>>257585907
>sony paid one million for that to happen

>>257585951
Kojima is so fucking based he went from top tier to fucking god tier in a second

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>>257585951

>>257584095

>implying SJW consider Asians as PoC

>>257586275

>>257586170

>the same thing

The real question is who the model is so we can look up more

>>257584095
Niggers, spics, camel fuckers, abos are considered SJW fodder.

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>>257586643
No idea, got a better picture here though if you want to look

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>>257586170
so based it's awesome

>>257586643
Out of curiosity have any of the models in the MGS games ever done porn?

The closest I know is one of the hostesses in Yakuza does JAVs.

>>257585907
SNAKE IN SMASH FUCKING WHEN

How long until the first SJW article comes up?

>>257586275
MS BTFO

>>257587091
He won't be anon....unless Smash 5 has the roster of every character in smash to date.

>>257582553

Don't give this retard any attention.

>>257585728
MGS5 isn't even a MGS game anymore. Kojima is so sick of working on it, that it barely resembles MGS in terms of both story, mood, and gameplay. Think Star Wars vs. the prequels. MGS 1 - 4 were the original series, then Kojima goes back to try to retell this "epic tragedy and downfal" of Big Boss, like Lucas wanted to do with Anakin. Plus the idea that the patriots are all your buddies from MGS3 is as ridiculously close-knit as Anakin ending up building C3PO.
As for gameplay
>no codecs
>autosave
>directional suspicion indicators
>bullet time so you can shut anyone up who even glances at you in an instant.
>Regenerating health
Kojima wants MGSV to be more "grimdark" than the other entries in the series that had goofy shit that ran simultaneous with serious moments. Remember "BEHOLD! GUNS OF THE PATRIOTS!?"

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why is this allowed
enemies litterly have no AI

>>257587091
>Snake in Smash
>The cardboard has a picture of Ridley on the side to distract fanboys

>>257587229
I'll give it about 3-4 more hours.

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>>257586958
>>257586163

Am I right?

man that seems like it makes the game incredibly easy

>>257587459
no

>>257585870
>Normalfags refuse to play on anything but xbox
>this is what sonyggers believe

kek

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>>257587362
>Bullet time
can be turned off

>Regenerating Health
You haven't played GZ on hard have you anon? You die a lot quicker than in any other MGS game

4/10 made me use these many words

>>257587362
You can turn off the bullet time, the detection indicators and the autosave
Codecs are intergrated into the game, you can just press a button while using the binos instead of using the screen
And if anything MGS4 was the last game Koj really didn't want to do, as he had to pull together a bunch of plot points that were never really written in relation to each other. In 4 games he only pulled the series into rough coherence with the last game

>>257587362
1-3 are the originals. 4 and pw were after thoughts

>>257587773
>implying /v/ plays on any difficulty higher than easy

reminds me of the people who think you can shoot your way through Blacklist on perfectionist

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>box based combat

>>257587962
What is Metal Gear and Metal Gear 2?

>>257588084
Nope, that's why people bitch all the time.

>>257587376
Remember when you had to have the same weapon in Shell 1's core as well as an enemy uniform to disguise yourself? Or having to choke an enemy and force him to get by the retinal scan? Now the AI is so pants-on-head retarded, they fall for literal cardboard cutouts. The difference between this and the porno mag is that the enemies at least knew it was a porno mag, not some bikini woman actually in the middle of Afghanistan.

>>257582673

No one can resist the omnipotence of mythical MGS porn martial.

>>257581865
Except taking itself too seriously is exactly what this series is about. You have all this dramatic shit building up then all of a sudden comes in a random completely stupid shit that is nowhere near funny or compelling completely shattering everything. But you fanboys defend it by saying "i-its just humor g-guys... haha... even though n-nobody is laughing or a-anything haha..."

>>257588629
stuff like that has been in every game ever, but try harder even though you never actually played the games yourself

I feel like the Phantom Pain is going to be retardedly easy.

No more chopper extraction, box is not only in the game but has virtually no disadvantages and is now a porn mag

I mean, the AI kicked your ass in Ground Zeroes, but that made it fun

>>257588629

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Le23bsVURds

You can have fun if you want, that's what the whole point of a VIDEO GAME is.

>>257588629
>Except taking itself too seriously is exactly what this series is about
Sure.

>>257585857
>one thing from a brief moment of one of the games somehow gives it a freepass to go buttmad retarded

>Kojima shows off a cardboard box
>Its the best thing at the Conference

How can one nip be so hip?

>>257588791
That's the point, he's admitting that he has shitty taste

>>257588629
>Except taking itself too seriously is exactly what this series is about.

stop

>>257588629
l
e
l

>>257588629
>confirmed for never having played mgs before

>>257588152
>grown man pantomime gifs
You're literally no less of a degenerate scumbag than the weeaboos on this board.

>>257586170
Looks fun as fuck, if a little too strong.

>>257588629

You have never played an MGS game in your life.

>>257587459
Not even close. Go check your eyes.

>>257587885
That's like saying "You don't have to use "Not-Eagle Vision" in Tomb Raider if you don't want to." It shouldn't even be there to begin with. If it was there by default, then that's how the game wants you to play.
>>257588084
>implications

>>257588791
Yeah, keep projecting like that if you think you'll achieve anything defending your shit taste. I played 1, 2, 3 and didn't finish 4 and stopped caring about this turd of a series made for tryhards.

what does the playstation head box do?
or was that just a marketing joke thing?

>>257588823

I imagine you can only have one type of box at a single time. You probably choose which one in your loadout before the mission.

>>257587459

Well shit, I need to go watch that blue video again.

>>257588629
>this level of retardation

>>257588349
They don't think it's a real woman, they think it's a nice picture of a hot girl.

I bet all my money on that soldier picture not working at a close range.

>>257588823
Porn boxes look to be limited, and we don't know how deep into R&D they are, they could be end game stuff

>>257588629

Careful, /v/, he'll be telling us he was just pretending to be retarded in a moment.

>>257589037
>>257588919
>LALALALALAALAL I CAN'T HEAR YOU LALALALALALA

Fitting for a fan of a shitty series.

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never played mgs game before but can some one answer

>>257589004
That's my concern, it just makes things way too easy, as if the bullet time, and the parachute to completely remove bodies from the playfield didn't already.

>>257589117
>then that's how the game wants you to play.

you do know that you get bonus points for turning it off right?

>>257586170
AWESOME

>>257589162
okay. Have fun with the series you like.

>>257589191
Probably just a marketing joke. we'll see.

>>257588629
>I've never played A Metal Gear game: The Post

>>257589404
Pliskin

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>>257589404
>the birth of le epic may may

remember when you could use the box as a tank in PW?

>>257589392
Nope, you're just too retarded for any type of logical reason.

>>257588973
this, the only entertainment i have is going to the church and being a manchild who thinks his opinion about politics means something

>>257588629
>Spying on an antagonist/enemy troops in a cutscene
>Johnny is shitting in the background

>>257589392

>Faggot spouts incorrect bullshit
>Gets told
>N-n-no shut up

End your life.

>>257589191

its means big boss says its over ps4 won.

>>257588861

What about the angry spaceman or the sniper that was half-tree?
What about the guy that read your memory card and told you what games you were playing?
What about the clones?

I can already smell Patricia Hernandez' disgusting tears already

Tell me, why do SJW's hate fun SO fucking much?

>>257589340
Hell, they even say you have to be a distance away when they show off the soldier box, and the guy notices when he has a clear line of sight to it

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>>257588973

>implying

>>257589848
OR FUCKING FATMAN AND A FUCKING VAMPIRE?

>>257586275
The box looks so fucking OP holy shit.

>>257583885
GRENADE

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Will MGSV beat MGS3's fuck aroundery?

>>257589993
TOMMY GUN!

>>257588629
WHY SHITPOSTERS

WHY DO YOU PERSIST

>>257589848
What about little robots that can give you a heart attack?
What about GIANT FUCKING ROBOTS CAPABLE OF NUCLEAR DESTRUCTION

people buttblasted of "muh seriousness" in MGS should just be ignored.

>>257581237

Remember when people used to have sense of humor, now people get mad at humor. This thread confirms it.

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>>257581865

Except that was Kojima intend for MGSV
He removed rations because regen is more "realistic". He removed radar because it isn't realistic despite BB having an idroid that works as an holographic radar.
He even removed Hayter from the cast because Hayter voice wasn't appropriate for the more serious MGSV direction.

He pretty much ruined a shit ton of MGS classic mechanics for the sake of "realism"

And now we are seeing shit like this.

Kojima is turning into a senile game dev. Either that or is his ego, that is making him doing shit like this without worrying about the consequences.
It doesn't help the fact that most of his fans are blind fools that will praise every piece of shit Kojima poops out.

>>257589964
>Implying Big Shell wasn't a VR simulation

>>257590150
you mad

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>>257585951
That fucking Camel.

Damn it Kojima.

>>257590079
I don't know. Will we be able to control bees again? Will we be able to control something bigger than bees? Can I attach a gun to that sheep that I brought back to Mother Base and send it out on missions to kill things?

>>257590308

Nah just telling thing how they are. But what can u expect especially from 4chan.

>>257590271
what about Mantis? Volgin?

>>257590257

>He removed rations because regen is more "realistic". He removed radar because it isn't realistic

Source.

>>257589597
Who was Iroquois Pliskin anyway? It's been a while since I've played MGS2 but I don't remember the game telling us who he was.

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>travel half of the world just to say guten morgen and show short silly movie

Can you be more based or mentally ill?

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>>257581237

>>257589750
You could also use it to make love to Miller

>>257589893
Because you can't be holier than thou and enjoy yourself at the same time. They're entire thing is "I'm more 'progressive*' than you", and if they don't keep it up even for a second they get thrown under the bus by the most ungrateful fanbase that has ever existed

*progressive in this case meaning "I look like I care about gays and presentation of gender in entertainment, but in reality am such a toxic shitler I make it impossible to talk about these subjects at all"

>>257590496
all that matters is that the audience riked it

>>257589907
You know, games have difficulty levels, like the hard mode in ground zero where they see you in a instant, they will probably ignore shit like that on harder difficulties.

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>>257590496
>it's 8pm
>he said Guten Morgen

oh shit, I just realized that. this guy

>>257589257
>>257589037
>>257588919
>>257588890
>>257588871
>>257588843
>>257588791
>>257589596
>>257589848
>>257590114


>this game doesn't take itself too seriously even though you have this shitty dramatic story building up through many games solely because there are some random 4th wall breaking moments that look completely retarded and are pretty much condensed in snake eater mostly, but I'm unwilling to admit that because I'm a fanboy and I think this clusterfuck of a "story" adds up to a masterpiece since I know no better xD

This is you.

>>257589757
Says the idiot who thinks going full "lalalalala" mode somehow adds to any kind of argument whatsoever. You have your head too deep your ass.

>>257589803
>gets told
Yeah, the sheer absence of counter-arguments sure told me.
>metal gear fans in charge of being able to make any point whatsoever

Top
fucking
lel

>>257589848
This is why you guys are completely clueless dumbfucks. Just because a character comes from fiction, it doesn't mean it's completely unbound and allowed to go full looney tunes retarded, they have explanations within their universe that validate them, specially in a game where technology is so advanced to the point nanomachines achieve so much.

Summoning aeons in FFX doesn't make it a goofy looney tunes shit for example, but someone defeating Sin by farting on its nose does. This is the difference you clueless retards can't get. But keep on rocking your shit taste.

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>>257590496
Maybe autism
i am just saying
never seen an asian autist before but kojima in my opinion is a prime example

>>257590768
>there are some random 4th wall breaking moments that look completely retarded and are pretty much condensed in snake eater mostly
Sure.

>>257590768
>mad
this is you

>>257590768
>you
>not mad as fuck

>>257590768

You sure are mad

>>257590768
tl;dr. You really tried hard to put that together anon? Good for you! Go ask mommy for a lollipop now.

I don't see any problem since I don't remember any MGS game forcing you to use the cardboard.

But I do see problems with the fulton baloons in Peace Maker. It's just really dumb that you have to keep resorting to it in order to advance in the game.

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>>257590768

>Mfw I will never, EVER be this mad

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>>257590768
Oh boy, this is gonna be great.

>>257590458

The source is not living under a rock for the past 2 years you fucking asshole.
I'm not going to lurk every single interview Kojima made since Ground Zeroes was announced.

For fuck sake, the exclamation point wasn't even in the early version of Ground Zeroes.
Kojima added that shit because the fans demanded it

>>257590963
>>257590961
>>257590930
>>257590896
>u mad
>u mad
>u mad
>u mad

ahahahahaha, just as I said:
>>metal gear fans in charge of being able to make any point whatsoever

thanks for proving my point that metal gear fans are retarded. I'm genuinely laughing.

>>257590939
so no source and instead you get upset lol

>>257590768
Please kill yourself now.

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>>257590768
I don't usually say this, but hot damn son, you mad as fuck.

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>>257590768
>pretty much condensed in snake eater
>psycho mantis reads your memory card to you

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>>257590768
How mad can one person be?

>>257591137
If you're genuinely laughing, you need some help anon.

>>257591137
>I'm genuinely laughing
Sure.

>>257591137
>being this upset
>being this mad
>being this desperate to win

>>257591137
wow you are upset

>>257590496
he has a presentation tomorrow.

>>257590768

>there are some random 4th wall breaking moments that look completely retarded and are pretty much condensed in snake eater mostly
>pretty much condensed in snake eater

Did you not play MGS4 or Peace Walker? They were way more off the wall than 3.

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>>257591023
>Peace Maker
>you have to keep resorting to it in order to advance in the game

>>257591137
>ahahahahaha

#rekt #genuinelaugh #metalgearshitter

>>257591137
Hey anon, you mad?

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>>257591228
>>257591124
>>257591042
>>257591003
>>257590963
>>257590961
>>257590930
>>257590896
>>257591267
>>257591287
>>257591301
>>257591317
>>257591325
>>257591352

>q-quick s-someone say he's mad

>>257591137
Calm down son.

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>>257590768
take a chill pill anon

>>257590768
He does it for free

>>257586275
my god this is gonna be the best game I'll ever play

>>257591354
Metal Gear Solid has been doing this since the start, this is nothing new

>>257590963
>>257590961
>>257590930
>>257591042
>>257591228
>>257591267
>>257591287

You guys just mad because his arguments destroyed you.

>>257591354
He's acting like porn mags weren't in all of the Metal Gear Solid games.
Even Rising had 3D porn projectors for the cyborgs you fight

>>257591354
I am glad that Kojima isn't a fucking retard and respond to bait like this

my stream crapped out a bit at this part. does the box innately have the models on it, or do you paste the pages from a consumable magazine on it? because if it's the former, that sounds really overpowered

>>257591284
Do you know the meaning of the word "mostly"?

>>257591137

Hey anon, Mad called, they want you back.

>>257591023
Peace Walker was built around the Fulton to recruit guys into the base to help make stuff for you, it looks like Phantom Pain is having a similar system

>>257591626
Someone who has to stutter in text to make their opponent look bad has no argument worth listening to

>>257591626
>>257591547
i know right mates?? im GENUINELY LAUGHING

>>257591626
>his

Please, we know it's you, maddy.

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>>257591547
>>257591626
>BEING
>THIS
>MAD

>>257588084

There isn't an easy mode..

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>>257582553
no these are box tits

>>257590768
Now that's what I call mad.

>>257591721
I was just giving one example.

Random 4th wall breaking is most definitely not mostly condensed in Snake Eater.

>>257591626

Sticking your fingers in your ears and going "lalalalalala" doesn't constitute as an argument. Stop being mad.

>>257582553
Fuck this white knight faggot. the only people who do this are betamales who think being a libfag will score them pussy when in reality it just makes them weak

holy shit,that was awesome haha

>>257591354
that guy is an idiot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rSKJ1MsPtg4

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>>257590768

>>257591547
>Shit I don't have an argument, I'll just insult them, now I win.

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>>257591892
i want to lick it

>>257590768
One autistic motherfuck all alone getting laughed at, against a billion other people who are right.

You're alone. You're playing by yourself. You're dangerously autistic. You're that kid.

Realize it, because if you don't that makes you even more burger.

Men at war aren't around women and are naturally horny and would be titiliated easily by a porn mag or picture of a girl
therefore this isn't sexist it's called logic. faggot
He's distracting the guards by using women, cause men believe it or not find women attractive, sorry that's to much for you

>>257591937
Looks like two glasses of strawberry milk.

>>257590768
Lel look how fucking mad this kid is.

>>257586275
god damn that cqc

>he gets mad for about one feature in a game he probably doesn't have the console to play it on
>for free

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>social justice warriors
>this mad shitposter

>>257591714
The box has the models on it when you make them in Mother Base, I guess its a later variant of the cardboard box that R&D unlocks. I imagine/hope its pretty far into the tech tree, this could be OP but looks great for quickly getting through area's to look for secrets later on

>>257591907
normal with slow mo is easy mode you can literally sprint up to a guard and take him out

>>257591137

o i am laffin

metal gear solid series is shit .
now you got to except it .
if you dont you are cancer .

>>257582553
Even in Europe boobs are bad now.

>>257592280
Okay, anon.

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>>257592280

>>257591469
What's the fucking point of the game if you don't use the fulton to recruit soldiers?

>>257592270
Genuinely?

>>257592054
>HEY YOU'RE WRONG BECAUSE THERE IS THIS BUNCH OF RETARDS CIRCLEJERKING

What an outstanding remark. Also, I have an appointment soon and I need to shave, so do you mind if you lend me that edge for a second?

>>257592280
>now you got to except it
This is an English imageboard.

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i am just gonna post this here

>>257592419
>GENUINE LAUGH
This is me

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>>257592040
>u mad is an argument guyze

You guys are just like redditors trying to downvote that which you cannot refute, except your ebin downvote button is shouting "u mad". Gonna add up to a nice screencap.

>>257592419

No, literally.

>>257592447
But anon, you are wrong. And being buttblasted so badly makes you seem desperate and autistic

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>>257592530
This is already well established, but I still adore Biggu Bossu

>>257592447
There's no edge sharp enough for your neckbeard, friend.

>>257592530
>even an autist like biggu bossu was able to tap that sweet EVA ass

why even live?

>>257587632
It's optional
I hope

>>257583337

>realism
>in metal gear

Nigger, they had a man who could generate electricity. Another that acted as a living hive for bees. A man being devoured into NOTHING by ravens in the span of 30 seconds. And BIPEDAL ROBOT TANKS.

Fucking retard

>>257592530
>Inappropriate laughing or giggling
Dude just smiled because he knew he was going to drop a wasp's nest on someone, that's not inappropriate at all

>>257592627
And when you post it, you'll be called a faggot as usual.

>>257592530
>The description of metal gear solid fans and thier big boss kojima

>>257592627
Dont forget your GENUINE LAUGH bruh

>>257592530

I laughed.

>>257592627
o i am laffin genuinly

>>257592705

Why? Because some angry faggots shouted u mad because they can't think of a counter-argument to what I said? Why would I be? I'm honestly curious.

>>257587459
>Imagine PC version. Mod any lewd grill onto C-BOX.

>>257592934
GENUINELY?

>>257592627

You're doing the exact same thing but swapping 'mad' with 'Reddit', retard.

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>>257590768
>Being this mad because someone caught you talking out of your ass

>>257592993
>Genuine curiosty

>>257592993
but are you genuinely curious?

>>257592705
>makes you seem desperate
hey I may be blind but do you think the "mad" posts galore look like anything other than pure desperation?

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>mfw all these buttmad casuals who've never played an MGS game before see this and get upset
It's a joke you retards, get over it.

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>A weapon to surpass Metal Gear

>>257593286
the "mad" posts look like Genuine laughter

>>257593324
damn right
>metal gear solid autists will defend this

>>257593324
It all led to this.

>>257592447
You're most certainly wrong. You're that guy, realize it. Nothing will ever turn that fact around.

There is no reason for you to shave that forest now, you've earned it for generating the most foam at the mouth. You should also look for more edges in that cheap bag your mother bought for you.

>>257592203
yeah, that makes sense. though it's amusing from a flavor standpoint that the base needs the highly advanced minds of R&D to put up pictures of models on a box.

>>257593517
DAMN RIGHT ILL DEFEND THE WEAPON OF VIC BOSS

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Just another stop on Kojima's wild ride

>>257593260
>>257593171
>>257593501
>they are still going at it

I'd be honestly genuinely impressed, but I'm not honestly genuinely impressed since if anything this only show how desperate you guys get after someone pointed out the flaw in your precious b-tier series. Got another honest genuine epic sidesteps up your sleeves or can I save the screencap now?

>>257591354
literally who

>>257593582
Can you type in a language other than fedorian? It's hard trying to understand what you're trying to say over that euphoria.

>>257590768
Why, anon? Why, why? Why do you do it? Why, why reply? Why keep shitposting? Do you believe you're posting... for something? For more than your virginity? Can you tell me what it is? Do you even know? Is it fame? Or attention? Perhaps autism? Could it be for love? Illusions, Anon. Vagaries of perception. Temporary constructs of a feeble anonymous intellect trying desperately to justify an existence that is without meaning or purpose. And all of them as artificial as 4Chan itself, although... only a human mind could invent something as insipid as baneposting. You must be able to see it, anon. You must know it by now. You can't win. It's pointless to keep posting. Why, anon? Why? Why do you persist?

Guys but did i missed something or The boss have a robotic hand on his left?

>>257593914
That was terrible, I hope that wasn't you.

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>>257593791
as long as you're genuinely saving it

>>257593925
Call down autist.

>>257593965
big boss has had a robot hand in many of the trailers

>>257594076
I don't have your number.

>>257593791
>gets rekt
>c-can i screencap now??

and for a moment there in time i was hyped about this shit

Dear Kojima,

please announce Snake in Smash and punch Sakurai for killing Robin Williams

With love,
Anonymous

>>257594059
honestly im genuinely excited for the screencap

>>257593658
You need a certain density of people to get so fucking drunk you'll graffiti a bunch of cardboard boxes with pin up girls, then ship them off to your psychotic war criminal boss

>>257594140
>gets rekt

Wait, someone posted a counter-argument to what I said? It must have been lost into the "u mad" reposts, so I didn't see it.

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>>257593925
Screen cap this, so everybody can laugh at you again when you repost it, autismo child

>>257594116
damn i missed them.
Because i didn't wanted to get hype because i can't play TPP yet

>>257594319
you were crying so hard you didnt read the thread?
O I AM GENUINELY LAUGHIN

>>257593791
I really want to see you screen cap just so i can see everyone laugh at you for being retarded when you post it

jesus christ mgs must have the worst fan base ever

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>this thread

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>>257593925
what the fuck was that ?
i bet its autism in its true form .
chan surprises me everyday

>>257593791
Sure, save the screencap so you can get laughed at everytime you post it.

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Anyone here concerned about how easy it is to recruit soldiers with Fulton? I mean it made sense in PW since it was a portable game but in GZ I really felt some form of attachment and stress whenever I rescued a POW/soldier, waiting for the chopper to come

I don't think I'll be using it much, only to recruit POWs or important characters

>>257594402
Copying and pasting a popular quote from IMDB and replacing a few words is hardly what I'd call autism, but okay

>>257594610
why

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>>257594307
>IMMA SCREENCAP YOU MEANIES!

Put up or shut up, faggot.

itt:bandwagoning and troll feeding

great job guys

>>257590257
>He removed rations because regen is more "realistic".
Say WHAT? No, I refuse to believe a Metal Gear game is gonna have fucking regenerating health. You're a fucking liar.

>big boss invented doritos and mountain dew. This is canon.

>big boss drove around in a cardboard tank and stole men for his ocean boys club with a superfast balloon

>an evil skeleton man hid a bomb in a girls vagina

>a fat man on roller skates built an atomic bomb when he was ten years old

I don't know why people are saying this looks stupid compared to some of the stuff in the series. I am fucking stoked for this.

Yeah when Kojima does it /v/ loves it but when a small dev company like Larian does it it's shit.

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i am laughing my ass off at mgs fans trying to justify this shit .
truly your fanbase is full of autists

>>257586170
this is really stupid as fuck

>>257594694
>some angry virgins can't refute an argument
>have to shout "u mad" in choir to compensate for it

Yup, I'm shocked.

>>257595154
WOAH oh my god mgs3 totally didn't have this

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>>257582553
>please validate me

>>257595201
justify what?

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>>257591354

>>257590768
>character comes from fiction, it doesn't mean it's completely unbound and allowed to go full looney tunes

Yes it does

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>>257595258
>still being mad
holy fuck, calm down, you're going to give yourself a heart attack

>>257595335
box technology

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>>257592530

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>>257595201
It's silly and that's about it, why would we eant to justify it

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>mgs fans getting BTFO

>>257595362
For a poorly written series such as metal gear perhaps. For anything out there, nope, it absolutely does not. Every universe has its own rules to what characters are bound to.

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>>257582553
I want you guys to take a moment and think, what if Kojima actually put non-straight marines into the game?

You wouldnt know if your distraction would work and it would add another level of challenge and risk to using the upgraded box.

>>257594319

Why do you think people were calling you mad? Because you were spouting incorrect bullshit and got called out, then responded by sticking your fingers in your ears whilst yelling "LALALA I CANT HEAR YOU LOL GB2REDDIT"

Shut the fuck up, do yourself a favour and stop posting.

>>257582553
>>257595318
>Look I respect women, please let me fuck you.

>>257595335
the weapon that surpases metal gear

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>>257595201
>trying to justify
What exactly? Have you ever played a MGS game before?

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>>257595430
>u mad again

You missed the epic momentum anon.

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>>257595502
>anon getting mad as fuck

>>257595306
>what is stamina

>>257592763
>implying he wasn't forced to have sex with EVA

>>257582673
>russians on watch duty in a shithole
>elite

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>>257595746
>Still replying

>>257595502

>Mad samefag gets rustled hard

>>257595745
>its bad on purpose guys

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>>257592091
Love me some strawberry milk

>>257595931
>Being funny is being bad
Only on /v/

>>257595746

o i am genuinely laffin

>>257595502
Why do you even care about MGSV you autistic fuck, since you clearly don't like the series

>>257582553
but kojima didn't added adult magazines from MGS2?

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>>257595745
you are justifying right now you autist .
thanks for the casualization of the game industry

>>257582673
>elite genetically modified soldiers
>can be distracted and lead around a box infinitely

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>>257595747
Either way i'm not mad. shit's hilarious. Glad the absolute mad man can shit on MGS so I don't have to. Fight the good fight. mad or no.

>>257596042
but its not funny

>>257592091
Exactly how I like my tits

>this thread

does this mean there are people that actually took ANY PART of MGS seriously? The writing has always been austin powers levels of ridiculous. Did any of you fuckers REALLY listen to any of these dialogues in MGSRR and thought "yeah thats deep/badass/insightful?" and not "lol Kojima"?

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Well that didn't take long.

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>>257588973
I bet you hate silly stuff in MGS too.

>>257596205

For you

>>257596205
For you

>>257585451
>muh patriotusm!

>>257596205
for you

>>257596268
Ayy LMAO