Eisenhower has pretty decent stats all around, but Obama's Wildness gives him that extra boost in speed and attack
Reinstating the only acceptable answer with political cartoons.
If this ever becomes a thing, Washington's retreating run should replicate Joseph's from JJBA. Strong attack and defense, but when pinned down he runs like a motherfucker
>Abe has a move based on his appearance in that one movie with the vamps
>Description states that it's especially powerful against vampires
DIO BRANDO CONFIRMED 2016 PRESIDENT ELECT
EVERYBODY GET FABULOUS
Clinton confirmed for 2slick, best aerials and a killer soundtrack.
That would be W.
Teddy Roosevelt vs. Andrew Jackson
The two most bad-ass presidents we've ever had
This thread makes me sad. Seemingly we Kennedy players are rather rare...
>mfw sjw faggots are pressuring for a Hillary dlc
Teddy Roosevelt obvioulsly, the dude was shot at while giving a speech, he caught the bullet and kissed it and threw it back at his assassin and killled him. And he finished giving the speech as well, I don't think any other president could match him in combat.
And what the fuck is pierce going to do, watch his kids get run over by a train again? C'mon some of these aren't even viable.
When will this guy get buffed? He gets killed almost instantly.
I want presidents to have beards and other facial hair again. There was this sweet spot between the Civil War Era and just after WWI.
What happened to the beards America? What happened to the beards?
>Not picking based Andrew Jackson
What isn't to like? He said no to Jew banks, he beat the guy who tried to assassinate him to a pulp, and his parrot at his funeral had to be removed for cursing. How could you not like Jackson?
Polk is best president
modern day cincinnatus laid down his goals and FUCKING DID ALL OF THEM IN FOUR YEARS
satisfied with his time on earth he ascended humanity less than 4 months after retiring
>All this love for TR
Andrew Jackson, you goddamn faggots.
He fought in over a hundred duels and won.
He got a cheese round weighing in at about 2000 pounds, when his wife started bitching about the smell, he spread word that anyone who wanted a piece could have it free of charge. It was gone in a matter of hours.
His parrot was not allowed at his funeral because it would not stop swearing.
Idk, people who end up playing Teddy Roosevelt end up dying.
>gold standard requiem
All other economics-based combos are cancelled out
weak everything except special, that stage theme though
>One of his moves is an altered form of the Brainbuster, but its called Trustbuster
>Can pull out a big stick and whack people with it similar to Haggar's pipe
>Can also pull out a hunting rifle, but this is his only long-range move and it takes a while to activate
>Enters the battlefield riding an elephant
>Unlockable costumes include one where he is dressed up as a jungle explorer and one where he is dressed up as a teddy bear
>Moveset similar to Mortal Kombat's Smoke, but uses water instead of smoke
>Moveset is mainly about preventing the opponent from using their powers
>Can summon magical gates of water which constrict the opponent
>The water gates prevent the opponent from using whatever part of the body the water gate is surrounding (for example, if the water gate hit the opponent's leg, it would surround their legs and the opponent wouldn't be able to use any kicking moves)
>Many of his moves have invincibility against ranged attacks
>Most of his moveset is about getting the opponent as far away as he can then zoning
>His move "Indian Removal" is a magic-based grappling move (think Dr. Strange's throw)
>His move "Trail of Tears" causes a stage-wide path of bog-like water to appear knocking over their opponent, similar to Subzero's Ground Ice
FDR ('cause you know that he has a Gatling Gun in that wheelchair of his).
-William Henry Harrison.
>Not maining George W
>"I don't give a fuck" attitude
>Declares war on a fucking concept
>Goddamn right he'll declare war on you too
>Ultra-Special summons all 4 branches of the US military AND 3 PMCs to fuck your shit up
>Tag attack with Cheney The Shotgun Master
It's like you people don't want to win
>playing John Adams when you can play far superior Thomas Jefferson
I'd bust that trust.
Reagan is top tier.
Tears down walls (of defense)
Super move: Star Wars-Raises his defense budget while breaking the opponent's economy.
Creates the neoconservative movement, where his followers rip his opponent to shreds
Uses his stupid fucking monkey sidekick from his acting career as an assist.
Based Andrew " Indian bane" Jackson every time.
>if this was printed in a paper today that paper would be forced to issue a public apology and possibly fire the creator because Republicans (now a living satire of actual fiscal conservative values) would cry foul in defense of big business and the banks so loud it would make the media's world head spin
>Later in his presidency, a reporter asked him if he had any hobbies. To which he responded: “I hold office.”
>At a dinner party, the woman next to Cal tried to engage in conversation by bringing up a bet she had made. She had bet, she told the reticent president, that she could get more than two words out of him. Coolidge’s response: “You lose.”
>Coolidge not only insisted on sleeping 12 hours every night; he seemed determined to make that fact well known. During the day, he almost always got in a two-hour nap. What was his explanation? When you’re asleep, you can’t make any bad decisions! Upon waking up, he would reportedly ask his aide, “Is the country still there?”
>Not maining the only man in history to win a war against the United States itself.
Not maining Reagan
That monkey assist
Calvin Coolidge, a president of few words, was so famous for saying so little that a White House dinner guest made a bet that she could get the president to say more than two words. She told the president of her wager. His reply: "You lose."
Vermin Supreme is the next character added if dubs or more.
>two most bad-ass presidents we've ever had
His PT cruiser was hit by a destroyer, breaking his spine, in extreme pain he carried another sailor for a mile, holding him with his teeth, until he reached an island. Once there he carved messaged into coconuts and gave them to islanders to give to soldiers. He also fucked pretty much every woman in America, and played the worlds biggest game of chicken with Russia, making Khrushchev look like a bitch.
>can parry projectiles
>nullifies status debuffs
>immune to censure
>implying desperate courage doesn't make One a majority
>Attacks with an axe mainly
>Can cause trees to appear on the battlefield like the Villager in Smash
>Can cut down the trees with his axe, the tree causes massive damage if it falls on the opponent
>Once the tree is cut down, it becomes a log
>The log can then be picked up by Lincoln, which will alter his moveset to give Lincoln heavy but long log-based melee attacks
>The log wears away with each attack
>Lincoln can also throw the log, but based on wear, it deals less damage
>Can use the move "Obamacare" which heals both him and his opponent, needs to recharge after using it, if you try to use Obamacare too early after just using it, Obama crashes and stops working
>Dual akimbo pistol is his ranged, fires rapidly like Stryker's gun but aim is bad
>Can manipulate basketballs in a variety of moves, three basketballs can be present on the screen at once
>Counters an opponent's attack by revealing his birth certificate
>Can drain the stamina of his opponents by making change fall out of their pockets
>Calls upon a crowd of angry homeless people to run throughout the stage similar to Frank West's zombie attack
>Can prevent opponents from using special attacks using "Prohibition"
>Most of his useful attacks require a lot of stamina, so he needs to build a Hoover Dam to recharge himself and build meter
Here you go, have your female president.
William Henry Harrison
>Strongest character in the entire game
>Takes about three solid moves to kill most characters
>Starts the game off with a cold, however
>Will randomly sneeze, preventing him from moving
>Only has 32 seconds to live
Anyone with right wing leanings hate him and interpret history in a way that suits their idea that a conservative president (like those that helped cause the crash in the first place) would do a better job than him because they think he ruined everything when he pretty much saved the lives of millions and stopped the country from tanking completely.
>unemployment on a sharp downward trend before entering the war
WW2 helped for sure, but even then, everything was on the right track. A war to mobilize all the money in the country that was stagnant was a big punch in the arm. I recall the magic number being $300 billion (1940s) to fuel the war that was raised from bonds and the like.
>not just making a spin-off World Leaders game
This is presidents m8. If there's gonna be any non-president reps, it should at least be American politicians and heroes.
You can have Hilary be a weaker but faster version of Bill's character.
Daniel Boone would be a great choice for a hero character. (fun fact, I'm related to him)
>not making it to where Andrew Jackson has MASSIVE tank stats (old hickory)
>not listing him as the best duelist in game
>not giving him a battle of New Orleans based move that forces the enemy opponent to take 2,000 casualties whenever a commander is killed
>implying putin could beat gomulka
Funneling a shit ton of supplies to the Soviets, yes. US was making mad dosh from selling shit. But in order to feed all those US soldiers and build those warships and tanks and fuel then needed about 4 trillion by today's money. The government needed to turn the country upside down and shake it down for every penny it had that people were holding onto because they were not confident in the economy after the depression.
>Wiat what does he mean, that's Rob Williams, isn't it?
>What is this fag trying to say?
>Google Robin Williams
I don't know what to feel. Shock, sadness. It's like a a close relative died. I can't believe this is real.
Harry S. Truman for his ultimate attack.
Shit's fucking great.
LOL, Robin Williams is DEEEEEEAAAAAAAAD
That anime was so delicious, season 2 when
I don't think there will be one.
I believe the anime followed the light novel fairly well.
Also I think the light novel is done, so there might not be anything to go off on.
get that rng bullshit out of here. 1v1, no duels, rochambeau only, fort ticonderoga. any comers welcome.
>No love for Papa Bush
He has pretty bad luck when it comes to holding against multiple blows, but he is truly a warrior of peace.
If this were an actual thing, what's the legal grounds? Would using likenesses be an issue? Would it fall under parody? This exact shit has always been in the back of my mind and probably others as well, but I have no means of making anything of the sort and probably never will nor convince anyone.
>plebs not playing the Canadian Edition and maining Based Trudeau. Do you even Fuddle Duddle?
SS Tier - Obamarama, Georgina Bushy, Abracadab Hammer Lincin, Bill-I-Clit
S Tier - Ronald Weasley, H-Man True, Roosy Frank, Teddie Roosy
A Tier - Jamie MADison, Wash My Georgie, Thomass Deez Son,
B Tier - QUINCY
C Tier - Everyone Else
D Tier - BUSH JR FUCK HE SUCKS SO MUCH
>all these rage quitting teddies
What fucking tool even picks teddy
>the past 17 presidents haven't kept facial hair while in office
what the fuck are wrong with these pansies?
WHERE DID THE BADASS BEARDS GO!?
The collapse of the Soviet Union was inevitable, he was just an excellent economic foil to the Soviet Union.
>"CHOOSE YOUR CHARACTER"
*Moves pointer over Nixon*
>"IM NOT A CROOK!"
>underage babbies only playing the shitty spin-off
> that feel when Robin Williams played my favorite president
canadian edition was good until they dropped acadia and made niagara falls f2p. nf is just a slum now, everyone's wearing canadian tire gear they bought when they traded their starter timbits.
Amerifat pls, he was trying to warn the parliament not to appease Hitler, and got pushed to the back benches. He was one of the few that had any guts to Stand up against Hitler's advances.
>Not picking Andrew Jackson or Thomas Jefferson
/v/ are not true patriots, nor are they lovers of freedom
Pic related are the people who say Franklin Roosevelt, John F Kennedy or Barrack Obama
>spam belly slam
>stunlock opponents into oblivion
Who needs speed
>all you fags picking presidents who were only in office for 8 years
FDR ran that shit for 12 just because he felt like it.
>Not picking Jefferson, Coolidge, or Cleveland
You don't know what freedom truly is fagt
…or so thinks whichever right wing historian you're parroting. FDR is widely viewed as one of our greatest presidents. His leadership was second to none in times of crisis, and his new deal programs did much more to help the economy than hurt it.
>tfw America has loads of cool presidents
>tfw our Prime Ministers are boring as shit
>there will never be a game in which I can make Gordon Brown rugby tackle Margaret Thatcher and beat the shit out of her while Tony Blair and the ghost of Enoch Powell watch from the sidelines.
> did much more to help the economy than hurt it
> yeah well, youre just right wing; that makes you wrong!
At least you have pic related.
Brown would have the 'summon Scottish mob' ability which would deal bonus damage to Tories.
True I suppose. If it included famous British leaders and monarchs, rather than just PMs, it might be better. I'd like to see James VI & I fight Oliver Cromwell, or Queen Victoria beat up Ed Milliband.
According to this report from Georgia Tech, FDR had the best economic policy of ANY president. But I suppose you know better than those dumb professional historians, right?
…the study I linked was performed in conjunction with economists. Also, of course there are some economists who believe the new deal set some bad precedents—but there are many more who believe it was a source of sustained growth.
keynesians are a joke and socialists have no understand of economics
assorted articles and a video if you dont have a lot of time
I want them and I want them now
I'm a "low tier" hero.
Screw the tier list, he can take anything on.