/v/ plays chess continued from earlier this morning, All rig

>>257299601
>playing chess
>laughingwhore.jpg

>not inputting your openents moves into a local chess game against AI and then doing the ai moves, whiping the floor with your oppenent git gud

>>257300043
What's wrong with chess

Who has the advantage in that match?

If someone wants to add me, I'm up for Chess whenever I'm online

http://steamcommunity.com/id/PrincessRuka

>>257300258
I'm guessing English isn't your first language.

>>257300334
black, white has lost

>>257299601

if white doesn't win this game my disappointment in them will become palpable.

>>257300334
It's nearly dead even if they each know what they're doing

>>257300676
no im just on my phone, even with my terrible grammar if you cant understand what im maymay texting then you have brain damage

http://lichess.org/fwbC759y
Pls play

>>257300284
White is OP

>>257301129
>casual

http://lichess.org/x06n76ix

I'm biting the pillow.

ready to play bros
http://lichess.org/MxwfCt6R

Remember lets only have a couple games at a time

Shit, three games at once? You guys are going to have to start name-fagging before this turns into a clusterfuck.

Shit threads almost at bump limit

>>257301943
Yeah, /v/ is going insanely fast right now

Tired of waiting, so i'm going to namefag and make my own game.

>>257301943
Fuck I meant last page

http://lichess.org/yPM7DsIW
go ahead if you want to

What are you doing whiteman?

>>257302861
Fucking up

I'll play another

http://lichess.org/3rkROKuU

http://lichess.org/AfcUQmn2

Pillow biter from earlier, take note that I'm at work so I may have moments when I'm dealing with customers.

I'm not good so expect to win if you're any kind of skilled.

Just trying to pass my 14 hour shift along.

http://lichess.org/W0XR49DH
First game in a while, I'm a bit rusty.

>>257302976
>>257302861
Make it stop!

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>tfw I was a bigger guy

Kasparov here,

5 min

http://lichess.org/WhLJjyr5

gg no re whiteman
im embarrased that I threw away my queen so early

>>257303550
Man did I fuck up badly

>>257299601
thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R9cNtrrCP0E

>>257303752
gg and remember anons lets try to keep the games down to two or three

>>257303879
whoops meant for
>>257303749

>>257303879
Or at least namefag so we can keep track of the games and conversations.

>>257303760
I get my kicks above the waistline, sunshine!

Alright everyone that's going to play namefag so that we can keep track of what's going on

>>257304203
I don't see you guys raging the kind of mating I'm contemplating

>>257299601
White to move: concede
Black to move: Rf2+

Also since /v/ is insanely fast today (and just about every other day) Just give the thread a bump if you see it past page 8

http://lichess.org/ZtNlfiEN

White, you're really pushing me here.

http://lichess.org/pBOGyuZm

>>257304771
Those are some bold moves

>>257305201
I like to play aggressively, it hides the fact I'm not good

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>playing online games
>not playing games online

fucking fags all of you

>>257303345
gg, well played

>>257305389
Well at least it's more interesting to watch then the other game that's going on.

>>257304616
I dunno, I think white looks pretty solid with efficient play.
White can move behind the black pawns and use the bishop to cover the queenside pawn - if black goes for the bishop immediately, white is guaranteed a promoted pawn. It seems the same if black instead tries to maneuver behind the queenside pawn.

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>>257305610
gg i let you win on purpose btw

i was trying my hardest :(

>>257305112
>Resigned
Take your loss like a man faggot.

>>257304616
Rf2+ then Kxg5, how is black supposed to get a win?

Can someone here explain the en passé rule?

http://lichess.org/BKdiWLtL

http://lichess.org/YtXiEq9A

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>>257303194
Well played, black

I'm off to bed, have fun everyone

http://lichess.org/mbwSVv70

Haven't played chess in a good 10 years, come at me

>>257305953
You honestly played really well. I'd say the thing that got you would be that you didn't develop your queen. You should have tried to force me to allow your queen out.

>>257306043
If a player moved a pawn two spaces and ends next to an opposing pawn, their opponent may move that pawn diagonally and make a capture.

>>257306010
A good chess player knows when to resign. The vast majority of high end tourney chess matches end with resignations.

>>257306094
Well this is exciting

>>257306043
En passant.

For example, a white pawn moves two steps from the front line
Now, a black pawn on the same row and adjacent to the white pawn can move in the tile the white pawn jumped over, and in doing so, remove the white pawn. Standard capture move of a diagonal step.

The only capture where the capturing piece doesn't take the position of the captured piece.

http://lichess.org/4QomvKRv

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STOP IT, HE IS ALREADY DEAD!

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>>257306043
Visual if you still don't get it.

>>257306291
>>257306450
>>257306590
Thank you, quite an interesting move.

>>257306450
>>257306590
Wasn't this rule added at like the beginning of the 20th century because too many matches started to end in stalemate/draws?

Last one for me

http://lichess.org/0vLAQFMV

>>257306590
Also, not in any way limited to being in a corner or being blocked by another piece, as is the case in the diagram.

http://lichess.org/4At0wOxq

Sure

>>257299601
>>/tg/

>play one game against another anonymous player and get destroyed

Maybe I should stick to poker.

>>257307058
Who cares? It's a fun thing to play with other anons.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AsNvjGgjwhk

So how about that chess 2_______________?

>>257306852
It was added in response to another rule change; the one allowing pawns to move 2 spaces on their first move. That was a change intended to speed up games. However, people worried about the change since it messed with certain set ups. Thus en passant was amended on as well.

Anybody else wanna play another game?
http://lichess.org/kulxfwiq

Really put me to it, Anon, we were kind of at an impasse until I just made a string of bad moves.

>>257299601

If it's white's move, black is fucked.

>>257299601
itt people cheating at chess online against other people cheating at chess online.

>>257309361
That's what I thought this would be too, but I've seen enough dumb moves to doubt that's what's happening.

>>257306545
Nice series of games, it was fun. Good job.

how do you get better at chess?
I've yet to win a game and I've played 20+

>>257310075
maybe play against the computer on easy.
getting better at chess by just playing is a bit tricky though. you need to know the basics for that to work. just look up beginner guides

>>257309958
Are you serious? I blundered 2 times!

>>257310075
Only 20 games?

Play more, become more familiar with the board and how pieces move. The better you are at being familiar with piece movement, the better you can position your own pieces to deny your opponent from moving into good locations against you. You can also plan where you will be in several moves, not to mention the best (and most likely) moves your opponent will take to plan ahead.

A lot of chess is board control. Controlling a lot of the board means that your opponent cannot do much to respond.

http://lichess.org/DsVFH8uE
New game

>>257310278
I blundered around a lot myself, and it cost me two games. Openings, especially, messed me up. Don't worry too much about it. It's best to see what traps you fall into so that you can be familiar with them in the next game.

>>257310075
Youtube.

kingscrusher
thechesswebsite
chessnetwork
Chess Club and Scholastic Center of Saint Louis
chess.com

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Move the fucking knight and you got him in check.

>>257310470
>http://lichess.org/DsVFH8uE
FUCKING REKT

>>257311719
Good game, my man.

>>257312526
Yea It could have gone either way ironically in this I was trying my hardest not to do a tradeoff with my queen

I'll join a game if anyone starts one

>>257312735
I sometimes force tradeoffs like that that to screw up my opponent's organization, not to mention removing pieces from the board.

The biggest issue for you in the endgame was having that rook stuck in the A-rank between those two pawns. Seriously, you couldn't do anything with that. Between that and losing in most of the tradeoffs, it was just hard for you to build up momentum.

That, and you went to grab my pieces when I was setting you up for much worse at times.

>>257313065
Sure I still got some game left in me

http://lichess.org/npIvPPtM

5/0 time control, you play as white

>>257313216
whoops forgot link http://lichess.org/kAX6ld15

>>257313174
Yea I actually just remembered I had that towards the end, That was really cleaver towards the beginning too When you had my knight trapped from every direction

I'm starting another one for anyone who wants! I'm not very good at chess though.
http://lichess.org/oGCBxQK1
5|8

>>257313542
Knights are really tricky to use well and really tricky to pin down. Bishops and pawns are really great at catching them.

My big concern was ending up in a position where both queens were vulnerable to each other and my opponent captured mine. I had that happen twice with recent games, and needing to capture the opponent's queen with my king was a bad position to be in. It meant that I couldn't castle anymore, which is the best way to get a rook out into play and keep the king away from the action.

I just used that against you this time, forcing you to use your king for a queen trade.

>>257313283
http://lichess.org/5JLc6Z4G another one! you play as white still 5/0

Saving again from page 8

Anyone want to play?

http://lichess.org/5956TpOg

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>>257313352
good game whiteman

>>257317485
Good game anon

Feel free to create more games anon we need some blood flowing through this thread

Saving from page 9

>>257315736
>black choking and not able to handle those double white pawns
Terrible.

http://lichess.org/KFNYSFdk

How do you make a game without someone else joining it? I want to play against /v/.

>>257319440
Click
>Play with friends
And then just copy and paste it here

>>257319440
Nevermind, I've got it.

http://lichess.org/UiOJnVcw

>>257319062
You have a very closed game. Might be interesting to see it break open.

>>257319062
>>257319732
Not sure if you are talking to black or white with that comment.

>>257320503
At the moment I made the comment, both players had their minor pieces choked a bit, because there were a lot of pawns on the field.

>>257320675
Aha, I see. I'd been playing a bit more open but was punished for it very badly earlier today, so I've been playing more conservative and defensive. Well, minus forcing the tradeoffs.

I think White Anon vanished once his rook was taken, though.

>>257319583
Game started.

>>257321105
I think white left.

http://lichess.org/ERmU31K2

Last game for me. 5+8 random B/W

>>257322127
Why do people even put times on these? If someone doesn't make a move around here for 5 minutes, then just leave the room. /v/ is the very definition of pick-up-and-leave.

Also, I'm waiting for you apparently.

>>257300721
There's no way that black has the advantage here. The only way black can defend against the promote is to move the rook, at which point, white can snap up the pawns. White has 2 past pawns that will be difficult for black to capture, meanwhile, black's pawns are both stifled. I'd much rather be white in this game. That's with white moving first, however. Houdini has white up 3 points when they have the move but down .2 when it's blacks move. Still much rather be white in either scenario.

>>257322842
My bad. I made a move.

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That was a pretty sweet game Whiteman

>>257300857
If white is to move, he is clearly winning.
If black is to move, it looks more drawish.

>>257323443
Yea it was took WAY to long though

>Playing chess
Unexpected /v/

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>>257322127

Jesus Christ Black why.

http://lichess.org/SHMrD7Av

Had two nice games on here. It's 3:14 AM so I'm calling it quits. Gonna make a thread tomorrow if no one else does.

>>257325493
Stupid, not thinking, the square was protected earlier so I mentally blanked and still assumed it was protected.
Even when I moved said protection into the square.
I probably wasn't doing BADLY until that point, either, despite being down on pieces.

Oh well, live and supposedly learn to pay closer attention.

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http://lichess.org/xrjDPDJy

>>257326127
>Opening up kingside pawns that early in the game

>>257325904
Sounds great if this persists we should make a general on /vg/

well played with that en passant
but victory was mine

Alright good game anon I just went against
I'm done for today

>>257326419
These threads are slow as fuck and would be eaten up by the rapid circle jerking in the other generals sadly. Why not /vr/? The game is nearly 1000 years old, and there have been multiple pre-Y2K renditions of chess. We could easily keep a thread up there with maybe a dozen posts a day.

>>257326246
>implying i know what i'm doing

http://lichess.org/TuMhHE3P

>>257326127
White, you had it done and you had to go and move the queen.

>>257328928
Dont worry I got this

http://lichess.org/0JbdT6UY
random color, 4 min time

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>>257329173
duuuude

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>>257329173

I won my match
do you think senpai saw?

>>257329884
that was the worst match I have ever spectated

C-come play...

http://lichess.org/YKkmjJgd

>>257299601
>http://en.lichess.org/
Just played some guy, shit's fun. He had CM, but gave it up, then CM me again.

>>257331847
I can predict that white will win with 100% accuracy

>>257332243
s...shut up

>>257332243
I take that back, both players are actually total shit and it's funny

>>257332887
pleas play knight e7 before I woop yo ass

>>257333576
took your advice, wise grandmaster

>>257333576
goddamit not now it's too late

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>>257331847
WHITE, YOU IDIOT, YOU SHOULD'VE MOVED YOUR QUEEN TO G6 BEFORE HIS KNIGHT MOVED TO E7. YOU HAD CHECK, YOU FUCK.

>>257331847
This game is giving me an aneurysm.

>>257333790
play queen g4

>>257331847
Black, you dun goofed.

>>257333952

>mfw he took your advice
>The city of Black

http://lichess.org/1LJDBuqU

Chess me

>>257331847
>Both players lose their Queens

Buncha faggots

>>257334162
hahaha he is still leading somehow

http://lichess.org/DjpGgh4n
My game is rusty, but I used to be halfway decent. Come at me.

What's going to keep me from running a chess computer on a high difficulty level and kicking your ass?

>>257335101
Nothing, I guess.

Besides not being a faggot.

>>257332243
looks like you were right

>>257331847
Psst, black, just give up.

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>>257335381
i did
shit got too hot

http://lichess.org/hHZd9IKN

>>257336101
this some sanic speed shit right here

>Playing normal Chess
>Not playing Chess 960

Do you guys not like fun or something?

>>257336310
what is it?

>>257336407
It's the same thing as chess 480 but twice as good

>>257336310
Opening positions on the back rows are largely randomized. You can still castle and bishops still alternate.

It is to chess what Dota 2 is to LoL, a scrubbier version with RNG
Still fun though

>>257336101
ooh... that's gonna leave a mark

>>257336714
yeah i fucked that up

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>>257336101
fucking brutal

http://lichess.org/NogVwRhs

>>257336827
gg

>>257336865
gg

http://en.lichess.org/ixBYT4tisPkT/await

>>257336865
gg

http://lichess.org/2coKK1LU

>>257338104
gg

>>257334997
K, bored now. Think the other guy is giving up. Gonna take pity on him and move on.

>>257338219
>Resigning
Nigga you could have pulled that shit off easily

NEW GAME FAGGOTS, I BETTER SEE ONE OF YOU HERE.

http://lichess.org/mqdhDKwq

>>257337617
earlier i was like, leaving my king here is gonna cost me

http://lichess.org/uXLOra2m

>>257339118
Nice active bishop, faget

http://lichess.org/Pd68zD1K

Threads still up? Nice,
Anybody up for a game?
http://lichess.org/pDyVius9

http://lichess.org/dOaQmjyO

960

>>257341810
W-What happened?

>>257339118
gg. Thought my shit pawn structure would screw me over, but you fucked up by moving the 3 pawns in front of your king too far out. Was fun though.

>>257342148
>Dork opened his queenside pawn
How do people still do this?

>>257342148
AHAHA WHAT THE FUCK

>>257342148
nigga pls

Probably my last game for tonight...
http://lichess.org/8imDfI0p

>>257342682
mad nigga

Man I need to really get better at chess
Join at your own dismay anons
http://lichess.org/QQMpjykr

Does nobody open with e4 or d4 any more?

>>257343082
I play d4 in OTB games

Online I fuck around with b3, g3, and g4

>>257342982
For starters, try moving the pawn two spaces forward instead of one. Get control of the center. Also try and limit the number of pawn moves/same piece moves you make early on. Get your pieces out and castle early, then don't touch the 3 pawns in front of your king.

>>257343197
3 games tonight and all of them were like that. Sucks, because my favorite opening is the Dragon

>>257343434
If you really want to play a Dragon, you can make a new game and I'll play e4

>>257343510
>After I told you what I'm playing? Shit nigga, I ain't THAT dumb.

>>257343653
¯\_(?)_/¯

The Dragon is a refuted opening any way :^)

>>257342982
Your king is kinda exposed brah.

>>257343264
Thanks for the tip anon

http://lichess.org/JaOMIV1D

1 minute chess, I'm new to this

http://lichess.org/tbJG8aJ9

Ok last anon just joined and didn't pick anything
http://lichess.org/iLoaOdZJ

>>257300043
>being this much of a casual

>>257345262
This is getting too intense for me

>>257300043
>Implying there's anything wrong with chess

>>257345262
>Playing the game this safe

>>257345262
White's a fucking retard for not trying to trade.

>>257345262
Damn did not see that coming gg
I'm going to take another break from the game
>>257350891
I know I got to cocky thinking I could win without trading to many of my Pieces

>>257351038
>trying to get off Mr. Kasparov's wild ride