Played it before
10/10 adventure with more twists then you can even believe.
My god I did not see that ending coming, I thought I had all the pieces put together but I had so much fun during the game I looked over one important detail.
I can't spoil it though, recommend you all download it
>I can't spoil it though
The stolen recipe was a diversion set up by Mrs.Honeywell to help cover up the assassination plot against the mayor
There, I just saved everyone 60+ Hrs of reading and intense boss fights
> consolebabbies will NEVER EVER get Coronation St.
>mfw console babbies will NEVER EVER get TMotMHR
This is now a Norris thread, Fuck searching for Betty's Hotpot, get a round in at the Rovers with Norris and shoot the shit.
didnt a fucking train wreck the street sometime ago?
I miss the times where gamedevs could go for such silly experiments, they oftentimes made for very fun games,
The countless hours of my younger self playing "Toilettycoon" come to mind.
Nowadays there's so much money behind videogames that nobody dares to think about doing anything out of the norm
Yes! It was on the same night that Warcraft Cataclysm launched.
So being a britbong with my 2 friends all at my house leveling together we watched 'Coronotaion Street: cataclysm' before playing WoW: Cataclysm
>consolebabbies will NEVER EVER get Coronation St.
That's okay, we have this as a console exclusive.
Too bad the bbc doesn't want you entitled PC shitlords pirating it if it ever got a port :3
>PCfats have Coronation St.
Seriously, there's so many fucking disabled spots and disabled parking etc that half the time both are completely fucking empty. The only people I ever see parking in disabled parking is morbidly obese people.
>SIX POINT ONE
BLUNDER OF THE CENTURY
Shit, my mam broke her leg recently and had trouble find a disabled seat on the tram because there are too many disabled seats and people just sit in them. It's just how it is. Accommodate disabled folk too much and able people aren't just going to see the point because it's rare to see anyone disabled that justify using those seats.
Even my mam said much of the same.
>Conosolebros will NEVER EVER have to play Coronation St.
>not wanting the waifu-filled goodness that is Hollyoaks instead
Nancy route best route.
Nancy best waifu.
>SAVE DAUGHTER FROM TRACKSUIT WEDDING
>PRESS X TO SUMMON BEALE FOR SPIRITUAL POOL GUIDANCE
>PATRICK DLC DAY 1
This is now a Britfag thread:
Posh Cunt Tier:
Cool Guy Tier:
Tesco, Aldi, Costcutter
That One Pleb Tier:
Poundland, B&M, Home Bargains
This is worse than I could ever imagine.
>Tfw got a £5 tent from Morrisons for the reading festival
>make yourself comfy
comfiest game confirmed
Fuckin Corrie! I seriously hope that homeless lesbian gets the fuck out of the story soon she couldn't be more annoying, and any reason to have less Sophie on screen at this point the better
just imagine having to be keith chegwin
every morning you have to wake up and look in the mirror
every morning you're reminded of all the failures
every morning you're reminded that you are the punchline of an entire nation
Oh shit m8 I'm goin as well, can't wait for the Arctic Mankees to play. Probably gonna give Blink a miss though, I can't stand their music taste
i went to download festival, thats more my type of music. All my friends are going to reading so fuck staying in the house all weekend
Im only going to get stated all weekend
>This is a DS game
The fucking cover gets me every time.
My god, the food is terrible, barely any cheaper than Woolies or Coles and the cashiers have fucking God complexes where they command and shut registers as they wish and make you pay for bags if you didn't bring your own. Why do people shop there, again?
Know that game wasn't released by Ubi but this pic's a good showcase of some of the shit the DS got.
But Tesco, Asda and Morrisons all sell the same fucking products. You'd be fucking dumb to go to the one that sells you the same shit for a higher price. Asda's meat counters and that are fucking shit tier though
>Petz Vet (surprised it's not vetz)
I don't watch Corrie, seen it a few times but this just doesn't seem real. As though it's like a Treehouse of Horror episode where it's forgotten about.
Just the way it's filmed and the shit going on. Just what the fuck.
>rather sit around and have a conversation with your cashier than have them do their job quickly and efficiently so you can get on with your day sooner
What are you, a seventy year old biddie with nothing to live for?
>Not getting the Muscle Car mod
>Not getting the special DLC Cheesecake Robbery mission
>Not getting the ENB
>not getting the nude modles mod
>not getting the "Citizen Kane" edition
All of this consoles can't have
Depressing cockney shit full of nigs and indians.
I have no imagination whatsoever
there was a small Sainburies around the corner from my house last year, so anytime I wanted to eat I just got meal deals from there, towards the end of the year I also kept buying lots of sweet stuff from the bakery, but this year I'm going to try to cut all that shit out
>tfw Game and gamestation are kill in my town
Not one for miles and miles
There's a Game, Grainger Games, CeX, a independent retro game shop and Forbidden Planet in my town
the town is a shithole though
>Britfags on /v/ actually watch eastenders, emmerdale and corry
>Actually watching soap operas for your mum
>Implying I'm Welsh
Take it back faggot
Shit and I have to make do with a shitload of tinned food from aldi this year. I mean christ I'm having to considering going to my parents home once a week so I can do my washing because it costs 3 quid to use the washing machine for one wash and another 3 quid to use the drier. £6 a week (that's if I decide to wear one fucking colour a week) is quite a lot on the income I get on student loans.
>tfw friend got a job at poundland
>tfw he is working with people who are retarded
he is borderline retarded
My parents are convinced my 200 pound arse is going to drop down to 150 by the end of the year because i have to make my own food rather than rely on microwavable means.
I had a look at my budge at they expect me to pay £20 out of the £50 I get a week on food as a maximum. There ain't no way I'm going to have leftover cash by the end of it.
We have the horror version of that which is so much better, also does EastEnders have a sequel in the works?
I used to live there, though. Nice place, although I doubt I'd move back now due to bad memories and shit. Cheap fast food was great though, although I never managed to try a parma ;_;
yeah, last year I used to get cheap pizza and play vidya with my housemates, although once I finish uni I'm going to move, I've lived in the North all of my life and I'm so sick of it
Britland was cool when they had monty python. What the fuck did you guys do?
I worked for a local council last year and there was a minor lawsuit when there was only one disabled space at the small local office.
The total spaces available was 23. Now there are 12 regular spaces and 4 disabled spots that take up 3 old ones. Parking used to be hard, now it's impossible since cameras cover all the spots.
>Not eating Asda smart price 4 pence noodles exclusivley.
Chicken curry noodles, 3 times a day, erry day. My arse will probably never recover but it let me live on less than a pound a week for food when I was unemployed.
Left more money for vidya
>Going into Forbidden Planet for my weekly dose of weeb shit
>Literally 20 kids standing outside it with Naruto cosplay and dyed hair
>Jap songs start playing from someone's phone
>One of them comes up to me and asks me if I'm here for the anime street dancing
>None of the weebs girls there are cute enough for it to be worthwhile to take advantage of them
>mfw I didn't return to Forbidden Planet for 3 weeks
>going to Forbidden Planet
well there's your problem.
Not really, Britain is a pretty fun place.
>Buy PS4 for "Coronation ST"
>It gets pushed back
Fuck the game industry.
This is a Wii U game
>Go to HMV
>Look at the charts
>They're charging £17 for Now! that's what I call Disney
>Go to the DVDs
>23 film James Bond collection marked down from £450 to £88
>Go home and pirate them
>Suddenly three "Geek" shops within a mile of each other in my City
>One is shitty, XboxHuge shop but they have almost nothing in it. Big Bang Theory all over the fucking place
>Forbidden Planet is Forbidden Planet
>Other place is full of neck beards playing board games, might be cool if it wasn't fucking tiny
Thank god there is one good shop, shame it only sells RPGs.
I really fucking hate "geeky" stores.
Actual no-lifers like us don't give a flying fuck where we buy our vidya and weeb shit, and long as it's cheap. normalfag "geeks" go gaga over life size cutouts of Naruto advertising £40 seasons of dubbed anime
>HMV in my town had to merge with a video rental store chain so they could both survive a little bit longer and sell a couple more disgustingly overpriced DVD sets to people too dumb or just plain unwilling to use the internet
>mfw the Golden Discs that popped up in its place is still selling The Wire for 80 currency
>Mfw The Golden Disc is the name of my local puggies
>£40 seasons of dubbed anime
HaHaHa good joke anon!
I think you meant
£40 for 6 episodes of a 25 episode series
Doctor who is the worst
>1 hour long episode per disc
>No special features beyond a trailer for the next episode
>£11 in ASDA, £19 in HMV
>Christmas Specials are £20 and £35 respectively
>People actually buy them
I don't get the reference but you got good taste in music.
Doctor Who is like that cause the BBC are making up for lost time, as well as the fact they know they can make people pay pretty much anything for that shit.
Just be glad it get's put on DVD, the BBC didn't release anything on DVD until a few years ago.
Publicly funded cunts that they are.
Anyone remember that episode with the paki dude's psychotic monster of an ex, who tied him & his girlfriend up in his shop, rigged it to blow, then tried to run them down in her car after the explosion failed to shred them?
Its the Manga section in WHSmiths I hate the most. Always some teenaged weeb gushing over it, normally slightly overweight with an equally as overweight friend. For some reason WHSmiths decided only one person would ever be in each isle at any fucking time so there is no space to move.
I just wanted to get the next volume of Green Lantern god damnit.
>Buying from HMV
They sometimes have the odd more obscure shit for cheap but they are always overpriced as all fuck.
The Blu-Rays of Bebop are almost worth the money, although I got the first part for free when i
Met the Creator
I stay the fuck out of WHSmiths whenever I can.
I went in to get a road atlas last year and has to barge past 5 or 6 anorexic weebs all squealing over a Bleach manga collection to get to the road atlases at the back. I made the mistake of wearing my MGS t shirt and one of them clocked MGS = weeb. I barely made it out of there without an assualt charge after one kept calling literally everything kawaii and followed me back to the till talking about how cute big boss is.
>tfw Lidl rotates the selection of food they have and the only things you like always dissapear
RIP non-prawn chinese crackers
RIP crispy onion bits
Fuck prawn chinese crackers
Normally it is crammed into/next to the forever shrinking comic/graphic novel section.
That section also normally has video game books like the Halo series, art books, and for some weird fucking reason, a series of books simply titled "The Dwarves"
I'd estimate she did. Then she died, and they only know that she left it behind somewhere. Seeing how everyone always told her that she could make a fortune selling that hotpot, now everyone wants it - but it seems to be gone!
Find the hotpot recipe and protect it, it's the most valuable piece of inheritance she left you behind. Don't let it fall in the hands of your evil uncle!
>Lidl rotates the selection of food they have and the only things you like always disappear
Shit that explains why the fucking delicious, cheap chocolate bars they had disappeared.
RIP delicious Truffle filled chocolate bars
This is also a PC game, which is also GOTY
magic is a hell of a drug
wanna buy som m8?
The Sun has a pair of tits on their third page every time and I believe thats the reason for majority of their sales.
I bought it for my mother and she still plays it. She loves games like this and...this is made after one of her shows. She's fucking happy. Sometimes I wish I can find a game as fulfilling to me as Bejeweled and Coronation Street is to her. Holy shit.
>not The Young Ones
You are missing out
It will all be haram soon, don't you worry anon-kun.
Kania was the producer, can't remember if german. I used to add it to my gainz salad to make it taste less like death.
>yfw you discover the horrible secret behind the hot pot recipe
>you will never give Tnya the D but Ian Beale managed it
>not buying your Eastenders boxsets from SEEEX barely used with an occasional cumstain as the illiterate chavic retail assistant attempts to sneak replace one of the discs with Robbie William's Greatest Hits
>implying I'm talking about standard laws and not shit like how owners of cows can't be drunk on a sunday in scotland or how you're entitled to kill someone in york who has a bow on him and is within 200 feet of your castle or some shit
>implying anyone in britain knows the imperial system enough to know how many yards are in a furlong without looking it up.
Thx Caddicarus <3
You do know that Social Justice is actually a Christian concept, right? Where do you think SJWs got the idea from?
Never try to make sense of the British tabloids.
Oh my god it's all flooding back
I read it in his voice. That fucking inflection on "are yours?"
And that image I can't handle it
One of my favourites was always
>"UK used to mean United Kingdom..."
CEX WARNING FOR BONGFAGS:
my friend got DS2 from there today and didnt look closely at the case. Turns out they printed the cover themselves: the insert says something like 'This cover was printed by CEX. Accept no imitations (except this one!). Basically they are printing their own covers and charging full price for games with no case. Check the cover if you shop there
How much the creators of the simpsons aren't in jail for over a decade of awfulness
He really is
For non brits the people in this bit are all celebrities that don't know it is a comedy bit. They are just saying whatever shite they are given for a paycheck
Pobol Y cwm sucks balls even though my 2nd cousin acted and wrote for it.
Rownd A Rownd is worse.
That one show based in Caernarfon was the shit.
Can't remember it but I was an extra once.
>You know I must say, I feel more suggestible already and that's just from one sniff
There'll never be anything as good as Brass Eye ever again
>Genetically Paedophiles have more genes in common with crabs than they do with you and me.
>Now that's scientific fact, there's no real evidence for it but it is scientific fact
Whenever I go into town I always duck into Waterstones to see if they've got any
foreign language dictionariesthat I want.
I've got one friend who will, shit you not, march up to the manga section, pick up the newest Attack on Titan book-thing, and just read it in store. Even worse is that he's fat, loud, got a neckbeard, and you can see his lips move while he reads.
It is pain
as a brit it is in your interest to race mix so that your offspring have watered down british gene
>and you can see his lips move while he reads.
That comic happened to me recently, with a girl I was friends with. Have a lot of things in common, like to hang out, all my friends are telling me she likes me so I decide to make my move. she even just broke up with her boyfriend.
Proceed to tell her how I felt about her then found out she just got a new boyfriend so I dropped all contact with her and ended our friendship. On the grounds that I already have friends, and I don't need this 'high school' shit.
Only there wasn't any whales or killing in the end.
Still think about her once in a while, then I get depressed.
inb4 beta friendzoned faggot berry picker loser
Why would you not want to nip Nips
it's as easy as sleeping with any other women.
You just have to be nice to them and be willing to accept a lot of rejection without becoming the kind of bitter cunt that posts on /soc/
I really like Alan Park.
>it's as easy as sleeping with any other women.
>B&M is lowest tier
Fuck you, I shop there for cheap chocolate all the time. Hand luggage only though
You know you've hit rock bottom when you're pushing a fucking trolley around a B&M