>I'm sorry adventurer but despite your quest to save

what kind of cheap ass hero tries to steal from the people?

>>256867139

>"We need you to save the world random stranger"
>Doesn't offer any kind of weapons, money or manpower
>Surprised when you're caught stealing a sword

>Bigass City, capital of the Universe
>sells rusty training swords

>Deepanus, tiny town at the end of the world with 3 dirt farmers farming dirt for mudcakes
>sells glorious rainbow dildoswords of ultimate destruction

>>256867371
but if you save the world you'll be drowning in pussy for the rest of your live

>>256866539
is that a choped of dick on his head?

>>256867729

It's a horse dick

>>256866427

Always thought that was bullshit. Like in RE4, where the island is going to explode any second and mr "WHATTARYABUYIN!?!?!?" won't cut you a fucking deal on some rocket launchers or anything.
But at least you can shoot his dumb ass after you get what you need. I think more games should allow you to kill the merchants.

>>256868078
why though

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>>256866427
What are you complaining about? You're able to kill monsters. Fucking monsters! You can do that FOR A LIVING! You make gold hand over god damn fist every god damn day, and here I am sitting in this hole in the wall shop selling the same shit I've always sold for 25 flippin' years. I owe rent, playa. I've got to make payroll to keep my business. You think this is easy? I have no other skills. I've lost all my passion for running this place; so much so that all I do is follow a script for every customer that deigns to grace me with their presence once every 3 months. Fuck you, you entitled piece of shit. Adventurers like you make me sick. So yeah, I'm gonna charge you 200 gold for an iron sword. Take it or leave it.

>>256868249

It's the internet.

They do normally sell you stuff cheaper. There's no way you can afford their shit on a substandard adventurer's salary otherwise.

>>256868249
art

>>256866427

Makes perfect sense though. If someone came into the place i work asking for a discount because they're trying to save the world i'd try and coax them towards the door and call the cops

Most people don't really care if the world ends, or an evil empire conquers everything. If they stick their neck out for you, and you fail they are not any better off and maybe it'll come back to bite them.

I kind of don't get it either, but what do you expect from normies.

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>>256866427
>game has a theft option

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>>256868374

>Work in Walmart
>Random crazy person walks in demanding knives in order to save the world
>Call the cops

What do you expect OP?

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>>256868374
Shop keeper you need to calm down. Nobody forced you to become a shop keeper.

>>256869447
What if that random person was armed?

>>256866427
>Tristram
>Grizzwold starts out offering you gloves, belts and pointy sticks
>A month later s selling you diamond-encrusted, magically-enhanced full plate mail that makes you lightning-immune and suck enemies' health, among others

Where did he keep all that stuff, and why didn't he show it to me earlier? Why would he even have this shit, it's s fucking abandoned hellhole (heh) in the middle of fucking nowhere. And if he bought it for me, then how the fuck did he deliver the goods, and how did he pay for the 99% of the items that I didn't end up buying?

He didn't deserve to become a zombie, though. He was always good to me.

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>>256870080
What the hell are you talking about? Are you out of your mind? You think I went to school? I've never even seen a school! You think there's jobs everywhere in my town of 9 people; 2 of which are my wife and retarded daughter that only says "..."? Have you any inclination how frustrating that is? I ask her if she wants more wood soup and all she can say is "..." My wife doesn't help me out at all. All she wants to talk about is the town up North. Like it's so much fucking better up there. Every day, every day it's the same old "to the North" this and "to the North" that. I swear that bitch is stepping out on me, but I can't prove it because I'm stuck behind this counter for the rest of my life! Fuck!

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>>256870732
>wood soup

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>>256866427
Poorfags don't deserve anything but their own misery and demise.

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>Be shop keeper
>King demands that I give my items away for to adventure out to save the world
>Dickhead adventurer appears at random intervals to take my items for free
>People who come to my shop to spend money can't because I'm always out of stock because of adventurer
>Eventually go out of business and die alone.

If you got your weapons for free you'd try to sell them back to him
don't even try to deny it

>>256870521

In the setting of most video games, most people usually are armed anyway. Probably including the shop keep

>>256870521
Why the fuck would he need the knives then?

The prices they give you IS the discount.

>>256872001
DEEPEST LORE

>>256872001
Well, it's about goddamn time somebody said something sensible. And do you really think they offer to sell the Diamond Dick Blade+ to everyone that walks into the shop?

Let's be honest if it ever turned out there was one person on Earth who could save us all from destruction we'd shower him in money and manpower to ensure his success.

>>256868249
he's a dickhead

>find enemy's weapon stockpile
>can't use their stuff

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>>256872868
>ensure
we can see how well that works

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>Game has merchants on the road
>You can make a "toll" for the pass

>You can destroy the displayed items in stores and that causes them to give you discount out of fear

>Wearing dark, intimidating armor causes prices to go on but without being notified, you have to notice the cut
>Guards also tail you when you have the armor on

>Merchants avoid you on the road

>>256873608
what is this Gothic 2?
I think you could make something in those lines inthe game

>>256873431
> presidents
> helping anyone but their jewish lobbyists

i bet you think voting for a different president changes things

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>waste all money on a new weapon
>find something better in a chest 5 minutes later
>party member can't equip any of those two weapons

>>256868374
>>256870732
Are you fucking roleplaying?
Fuck off back to Gaia or some shit

>>256873890
>Roleplaying is inherently bad

>>256873839
I bet you think being cynical and sarcastic on online image boards might.

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>>256873890
You think this is a fucking game? Typical. Get the fuck out of my store.

>>256874003
It is when you're trying to be clever to impress an anonymous imageboard

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>>256874185
>nobody's allowed to be creative or have fun on 4chan

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>A summoner and her guardians on a pilgrimage to save the world from a kaiju-esque monster.
>Almost every NPC you talk gives you an item to help you on your journey.

>>256874014
> waahhh my votes DO matter!
> he's just being sarcastic!

>>256874185

But pretending to be too cool for roleplaying in order to impress an anonymous image board is totally hardcore, right?

>>256874185
>impress an anonymous imageboard
the only one trying to impress the anonymous community is the retard trying really hard to fit in -- you.

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>airship about to be blown the fuck up and eaten by a giant dragon
>about to go fight it
>"hey buddy, I got some supplies I'm going sell you"
>"if we lose you are seriously going to die and be eaten by a giant ass dragon, please give us this shit for free"
>"nah, i'm confident you'll win even if you have to pay me"

fucking Rin

goddamn greedy piece of shit even admits that it's bullshit. doesn't care. fuck you, pay me

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>>256874185
>I'm too cool for roleplaying, r-right anonymous website I totally fit in?

>>256869162
>the shopkeeper kills you if you come back

>>256874003
>>256874185

Said the Anon conforming to anonymous website.

>>256874465
>>256874538
>>256874572
>>256874743
>>256874892
Epic. :)

That's it, I'm fucking done, 4chan is fucking dead.
I hate this place. Fuck you all, goodbye you fucking faggots.

>>256875086
good riddance you cataclysmic homosexual, nobody wanted you here anyway

please take your "le epic may may" shitposting bullshit and cram it so deep into your own asshole that you can taste it

>>256870691
He didn't show you the good stuff earlier because he knew you can't afford it yet.

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>>256875086

>>256875086
back to reddit

Even our military in real life gets discounts.

>>256876129
Yeah, but those guys just get the privilege through getting a title and identification cards to notify folk and merchants.

You hero was a nobody loser who just gets into some weird shit and some old geezer tells you you're the chosen one.
Normally the Chosen One isn't exactly revealed to the world.

>>256876464
>Normally the Chosen One isn't exactly revealed to the world.
Well why not? Wouldn't it be better to reveal the fucking Chosen One so they can gain all the support they can?

>>256875086
>Epic. :)

Hopefully your next stop will be a noose.

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>>256874185

>>256867493
And if you ever fucked with the dirt farmers of Deepanus, their town name is exactly what they'd cut you a second one of.

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>>256875086
ADIOS

>>256876724
>"Yo Dark Lord, I killed this bitch nigga while he slept in my dad's inn. Can I get some dark powers and bitches?"

>>256877320
>expecting to find dildoswords outside Deepanus
>at all

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>>256875086

look at it this way. you are a shopkeeper. you are selling your shit as usual and then one guy comes up and says "Hey im the chosen one. can I get free shit?" Would you give your items to him?

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>>256875086
See you in five minutes, faggot.

>>256878506
>Hey, I'm the guy who just closed 5 oblivion gates. Are you trying to help me?

I'd like to think word would spread fast if you closed even one.

>>256866427
>insane poor homeless guy comes into your house
>"I need all your valuable shit in order to save the world"
>implying you would give it to him

>5 coins short of being able to buy the Legendary sword of Arthur Zillyhoo
>Shopkeeper won't even barter
It fucking costs millions, a few coins shouldn't be noticeable. Who else is going to buy it from you, you're in a damn farm town, I don't see the retarded mayor buying it, I don't see much traffic through here. Are there other rich adventurers running around? Is there some other market for these shitty special amulets? Where do you even get this shit, how is some village store in the middle of nowhere stocking up on the latest armours and weapons made of unobtainium? Where does one acquire such contacts? What kind of black market deals have been made to get such weaponry for some obscure shithole.

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>>256870732
>>256868374
10/10

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>>256882279
>unobtainium

>>256876724

Yeah, because Lord Asspounder, evil vizier to the eldritch horror that's awakening, totally wouldn't just head straight to Hub Town when the publicized chosen one is level 5 and stab him to death, would he?

>>256883547
If he has the power to go to the hubtown and start murdering, then why hasn't he.

>>256884669
blah blah blah suspension of disbelief and all that junk. The things go slightly in your favour because it's what makes the story interesting, that you get to play the guy that's lucky enough to avoid Lord Asspounder killing him right away for whatever reason.

>>256884669

Why would he? Nobody has the power to stop him. Except that one androgynous teenager who the townsfolk suddenly can't stop talking about.

>>256874615
Bitch, Rin has to make a fucking living. If he dies, hes not gonna die a poor man.