Metroid story time

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>>256860892
Last time we were on to chapter 5 of joey and samus I believe

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>>256861128

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>>256861249

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>>256861369

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>>256861508

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Reporting in here.

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>>256861629
be sure to bump every so often so I don't die

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>>256861763

Can do.

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>>256861763

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>>256862084

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>>256862204

>>256862321
>mfw my face has a face

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>>256862321

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>>256862450

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>>256862568
>>256862415
>tfw the parallels to jojo are so profound that things are showing up god damn everywhere

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>>256862817

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>>256862965
CLANG CLANG CLANG

>>256862568
Fuck, I can't unhear this fucker as either Liam O'Brien, or Jason Douglas

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>>256863147

Did the kid ever know Samus was female?

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>>256863280
>joey jojo has a ripple with the power to repel other metals with a magnetism

>>256860892

can you stop posting these lame non cannon stories and just post the great samus porn

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>>256863536

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>>256863659
get the fuck out of my story time

>>256863812

more like snoring time

post those tits op

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>>256863812

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>>256863972
Fuckyourshit.exe

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>>256863659
>>256863918

>>>/e/1679327
>>>/h/3750839

>implying Samus needs weapons to beat this freak
Sweet misogyny, OP. 10/10

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>>256864216
>giving him what he wants
nigga why would you do that

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>>256864352
>let's not use weapons
>oh hey, fuck that, let me use weapons now

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>>256864285
She used her guns to beat him fair and square.

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>>256864504

>>256861763

Don't die

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>>256864674
Is the answer muh dick?

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>>256864885
I don't really understand how that helped, but it worked, so now samus can deliver an ass whoopin with weapons

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>>256865076

S M
U I
P S
E S
R I
_ L
_ E

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>>256864885
>know what shape best stands up to gravity and water pressure?

And I thought "Do you know what happens to a toad that's struck by lightning?" was bad. Samus needs to get out more.

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>>256865454
speaking of getting out, could you please advertise this thread just once over >>256832702

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>>256865601

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>>256865727
Chapter 5 end

How does he run a junk shop without fingers?

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>>256865920
Time for a special fusion episode in between!
>>256865962
You run with legs, not your fingers

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>>256866073

>>256866223
Jello went to far this time

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>>256866223

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>>256866350
>we gave you fins
>...
>For aerodynamics!
>....

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>>256866512
I think that the fusion suit is better as a mostly nude samus suit rather than the zero suit.

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>>256866690

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>>256866863

>>256866863
>Samus having trouble fighting the fucking space frogs in the Quarantine Bay

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>>256867021

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>>256867168
That was fun, and now back to our regularly scheduled Bizarre adventure

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>>256867310

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>>256867450

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>>256867578
Make way for the milf tits

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>>256867705

>>256867705
>U-Ton

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>>256867845

Why is Samus so hungry for shota dicks

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>>256868034
Because they're roundy
she likes roundies

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>>256868117

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>>256868247

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>>256868404

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>>256868542

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>>256868686
>that trip 86

I can't wait when the shota pops his first boner when Samus reveals herself

fucking slut

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>>256868857

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>>256869020

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>>256869142
>captcha ddrkill
NOOOOOOO, MILF TITS

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>>256869334
I have a feeling that the milf tits made her husband sick and abandoned her shota for space dicks

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>>256869639
That's what happens when you make a ship out of fucking junk

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>>256869814

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>>256870087

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>>256870349

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>>256870594
Slap ass is no match for samus aran

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>>256870735

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>>256870910
Milf tits readies to suck the dick of her hero

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>>256871232

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>>256872129

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>>256872271
a reverse wanna /ss/?

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>>256872413

>>256865962
with all the child slaves samus brings him

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>>256872547
Chapter 6 end
Now, I need a break, and will be back in a few minutes with chapters seven and eight

>>256870087
DUNN DUN DUUUUUUUN

are they serious right now?

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>>256872835
this is from the drawfag yesterday.

God damn that fag was based

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>>256872835
We're back in business

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>>256874485

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>>256874789

>>256874641
Yes joey, we went over this. They eat people

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>>256874789
Well thats some goddamn nightmare fuel

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>>256875062
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dHJfafgLxBw theme of these fucking hell beasts

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>>256875207

>>256875207
WHAT THE FUCK YOU JUST MADE THEM WAY WORSE

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>>256875363

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>>256875570

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>>256875687

Well the penguins got creepy fast

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>>256876425
IM A DOCTOR BITCH I DONT HAVE TIME FOR PETTY THINGS LIKE MY OWN CHILDREN WHOM I ABANDON.

Orderly! Get me 20ccs of morphine! Oh and something for the patient as well!

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>>256876719

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>>256877746

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>>256877878
I need a bump

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>>256878018

>>256878018
bump

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>>256878148
>>256878182
Dankes

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>>256878274

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>>256877462
>My mom wont talk to me..

>thats nice faggot mine are dead

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>>256878584
CHAPUTAH EIGHTO
>>256878650
Yeah, samus is fucking shitty for doing that, but she kinda has a very small point
I mean her clit
actually that thing must be pretty fucking massive

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>>256878853

>>256878853
Its probably like a female bodybuilders

its oddly appropriate for her

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>>256878980
>>256879087
I'd suck her clit dick

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>>256879157

>>256879157
Who wouldn't

>>256879157
As if she would give you a choice.

>"WELL? GO ON AND GIT ON DAT CLIT DICK BOI."

> "n-no..please.."

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>>256879416

>>256879416
Is this going to end with Samus wooing Joey's mom?
please

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>>256879556
>>256879612
Please, my penis can only become so erect

>>256879612
Joey has two mommies

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>>256879612

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>>256879701

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>>256879823

>>256879823
>The killer penguins with shark teeth also fire lasers from their mouth

Worst vacation ever

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>>256879978

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>>256880113

>>256880025
Its a wonder they haven't take the space pirates position as biggest threat in the galaxy

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>>256880232
>>256880286
Because they are on a planet with no means of lift off and if you land there you're as good as dead.

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>>256880401

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>>256880286
No, what we should be worried about is the space pirates finding them and immediately thinking delicious candy

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>>256880520

>>256880401
So the planet was made to contain the laser shark penguins?

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>>256880657
>>256880734
>laser shark penguins
yes

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>>256880794

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>>256880942

>>256881097
>Samus
>Dying

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>>256881097

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>>256881228
>>256881178
No joey, you are the demuns

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>>256881348

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>>256881884

>>256881760
>"Even I get scared in Battle."
>"What? No way!"
>" Yeah your right, your just a pus."

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>>256882019

>>256881884
>I fight, even when I am afraid

aboot that

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>>256882228

>>256882265
da bahbey
da bahbey....

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>>256882343

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>>256882468
>>256882265
>>256882413
Threads almost over, but I swear to christ, keep your other m comments to yourself.

>>256882619
s'true though

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End of Chapter Eight
And that's about it for me. I don't have any more steam to go through. If you want to be my butt buddy and tell jojokes then you can contact me through steam

>>256878274
>shit
potty mouth

>>256882809
Good story time. Hopefully it will liven up next time.

>>256882809
Thanks OP. The adventures of Samus and some snot-nosed kid was better than I thought it would be.

>>256883692

Lots better than the backstory manga, that's for damn sure. Diesel for Smash.