ALRIGHT EVERYONE SERVICE TIME I NEED: ONE TPS WELL DONE THREE

>Three good PS4 games

Time to close shop

SHIT I BURNED THE NINTENDO 64 GAME CHEF

I NEED 5 MORE MINUTES ON THAT

>>256580901
But Chef... Donkey Shit ages quite well...

>>256580901
Fuck I'm glad I quit being a chef.

Jackie Chan Adventures
Jackie Chan Adventures
Jackie Chan Adventures
Jackie Chan Adventures
Jackie Chan Adventures
Jackie Chan Adventures

>>256580901
>gordon ramsay
kill yourself

>>256581163
What made you do it? The stress?

>>256580901

SPEC OPS THE LINE

TRICK QUESTION

SUPER MARIO 64

DEMON'S SOULS

>>256581196

>not gordon ramsay

Fuck you and your stupid opinions

>>256580901
>ONE TPS WELL DONE
MGS3
>THREE GOOD PS4 GAMES
Wolfenstein
Ground Zeroes
TLOU:R
>A NINTENDO 64 GAME THAT HASN'T AGED LIKE DONKEY SHIT
Majora's Mask
>AND A WESTERN ACTION RPG
Dark Souls

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>>256580901
YES CHEF!

ONE NINTENDO 64 GAME! ORDER UP!

>>256580901
>well done
>implying gordon would EVER cook anything well done

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>>256581196

>>256581293
Yes. Everyone was a massive cunt.

>TPS WELL DONE
Mercenaries: Playground of Destruction
>THREE GOOD PS4 GAMES
Does the system even have 3 exclusives?
>A NINTENDO 64 GAME THAT HASN'T AGED LIKE DONKEY SHIT

Doom 64, though that's sort of cheating
>AND A WESTERN ACTION RPG
Is Diablo not an action RPG?

>>256581504
>if it's not an exclusive, it isn't even a game!

>>256581294
FUCK I BURNT THE TPS, IT ONLY HAS GOOD STORY, SHITTY GAMEPLAY

>>256581443
if its what the customer orders, its what the customer gets

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>>256580901
Vanquish

inFAMOUS: Second Son, Strider, Octodad: Dadliest Catch

Kirby 64

Alpha Protocol

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PS4 THING IS A TRICK QUESTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>256580901
>ONE TPS WELL DONE
Resident Evil 4 wii edition
>THREE GOOD PS4 GAMES
Resogun
Nidhogg
Hohokum
>A NINTENDO 64 GAME THAT HASN'T AGED LIKE DONKEY SHIT
bomberman 64
>AND A WESTERN ACTION RPG
witcher

RE4, always RE4
3 not shit games on PS Now
Donkey Kong 64
Dragon's Dogma

>>256580901
MAX PAYNE 2: THE FALL OF MAX PAYNE

WOLFENSTEIN: THE NEW ORDER

INFAMOUS SECOND SON

METAL GEAR SOLID 5: GROUND ZEROES

BANJO-TOOIE

PAPER MARIO: THE THOUSAND YEAR DOOR

>>256580901
Vanquish
Infamous, Resogun, Strider
Banjo Kazooie
Skyrim

>>256581614
actually he's tell you to fuck off. When you go to a 5 star restaurant of a world-reknowned chef, you go to enjoy his cooking skills. You are the fortunate one to eat his food, he couldn't give a rat's ass you chose to eat at his restaurant in that particular night since behind you there is a huge line of people waiting to get a seat

>>256580901

>ONE TPS WELL DONE
Binary Domain
>THREE GOOD PS4 GAMES
Trick Question
>A NINTENDO 64 GAME THAT HASN'T AGED LIKE DONKEY SHIT
Mischief Makers
>AND A WESTERN ACTION RPG
Morrowind

>>256581393

ITS FUCKING RRAAAAAWRRR

DID YOU EVEN TEST IT?

GET OUT, YOU FAT FUCK

>ONE TPS WELL DONE
Metal Gear Solid 3
>THREE GOOD PS4 GAMES
Resogun, inFamous, Killzone
>NINTENDO 64 GAME
Jet Force Gemini
>WESTERN ACTION RPG
Dark Souls 2

There you go chef.

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>>256582304
>Morrowind
YOU CALL THIS AN ACTION GAME? IT'S GOT DICE ROLL COMBAT! DICE ROLL COMBAT!

WAKE UP AND GET IT RIGHT!

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>download some 2 hour ramsey shutdown videos
>have them play on the background while browsing/playing vidya
>find the constant berrating actually enjoyable
i reached the bottom of the barrel

>>256582287
Unless you're a critic. That's the only caveat. He's always buddy buddy with the critics on his shows. They'd never have him cook well done, though.

>>256581196
I actually learned how to cook a good amount of tasty shit from watching his cooking videos.

All the American things he did makes him seem like a massive cunt, but watch his UK shows and he's a pretty cool guy.

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>>256580901
CHEF I THINK THIS N64 GAME IS GOOD TO GO

>>256583096
So does System Shock and Deus Ex but those have plenty of action.

>>256583182
Actually he did that too
http://www.break.com/video/how-to-destroy-a-reporter-by-gordon-ramsay-2488973

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Most entertaining thread in weeks.

Gordan Ramsey threads are win.

>>256583428
Epic for the win.

>>256580901
>THREE GOOD PS4 GAMES
Fuck that chef. I ain't no bitch, chef.

>>256581504
>Is Diablo not an action RPG?
Retards will try to tell you that it's a hack and slash

>>256583428
did i take a time machine to 2007?

>>256581294
>>256581326
>>256582863
>souls is a wrpg
Are you fucking kidding me?

>>256580901

>ONE TPS WELL DONE

Uncharted

>THREE GOOD PS4 GAMES

Infamous: Second Son, The Last of Us, and Destiny (beta was good)

>A NINTENDO 64 GAME THAT HASN'T AGED LIKE DONKEY SHIT

Mario Kart

>AND A WESTERN ACTION RPG

Paper Mario sorta

>DON'T JUST STAND THERE, MOVE!

No

>>256583873

the joke

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>>256580901
>THREE GOOD PS4 GAMES
How the fuck chef, just... how the fuck

>>256583884
>Paper Mario
ITS JAPANESE.

>>256580901 (OP)

>ONE TPS WELL DONE
Destroy All Humans
>THREE GOOD PS4 GAMES
has no games
>A NINTENDO 64 GAME THAT HASN'T AGED LIKE DONKEY SHIT
Bad Fur Day
>AND A WESTERN ACTION RPG
Fable: TLC

>>256583975

your head

>>256580901
>THREE GOOD PS4 GAMES
CHEF RAMSAY SIR I AM A CHEF SIR I AM NOT A MIRACLE WORKER SIR

VANQUISH
I CAN'T DO THAT BOSS
SUPER MARIO 64
KINGDOMS OF AMALUR (YOU DIDN'T SAY GOOD)

>>256584010
Meaby we can take 3 ps3 games and make them look hd on ps4

>>256583197
Please don't tell me you actual took advice from Gordon "Burnt toast" Ramsay.

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Oh shit, Chef...

>>256583873
>What are semantics

Western-STYLE RPG, then. It's not like the patrons are gonna know the difference.

>>256584482
That's like giving someone sushi and saying you put butter in the water when you made the rice so it's now American.

>>256584595
wat

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>three good PS4 games

we serve food here, sir

>ONE TPS WELL DONE
Vanquish

>THREE GOOD PS4 GAMES
_________________kek____________

>A NINTENDO 64 GAME THAT HASN'T AGED LIKE DONKEY SHIT
Paper Mario

>A WESTERN ACTION RPG
Daggerfall

>>256584689
You can't just say "western-styled" because for one it's not and two it's still a Japanese made game. Arguing that it's not a WRPG is not arguing semantics, it's simply you being wrong because it's not a fucking WRPG.

>>256584595
> no adding Guns
> not adding MUH FREEEDOMMM

>>256580901
Valkyria Chronicles
Resogun, Strider, Transistor
Mischief Makers
Stonekeep

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>>256580901
>THREE GOOD PS4 GAMES
I HAVE FAILED YOU SENSEI

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>>256580901
Here's one good PS3 videogame chef!

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>>256580901
>ONE TPS WELL DONE
Max payne
>A NINTENDO 64 GAME THAT HASN'T AGED LIKE DONKEY SHIT
Banjo Kazooie
>AND A WESTERN ACTION RPG
System Shock

>THREE GOOD PS4 GAMES
errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.............
DAMMIT

>>256580901
>THREE GOOD PS4 GAMES
THOSE HAVEN'T ARRIVED YET SIR

>>256581326
>mgs3
>tps

I literally what?

>>256585432
he probably means subsistence, which moved the camera behind the player a la splinter cell

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>>256581294
>Super Mario 64

IT'S UNDERCOOKED!

>>256581326
>>256582863

I ASKED FOR A WESTERN _ACTION_ RPG AND YOU GIVE ME A SOULS GAME?

ARE YOU MAD?

>>256581393
FUCK OFF

>>256581504
THIS ONE'S GOOD, SERVICE

>>256582304
NEXT TIME YOU TRY SERVING ME MORROWIND WHEN I ASK FOR AN ACTION RPG AND I'LL SHOVE IT UP YOUR ARSE

>>256583336
OH MY GOD JUST TASTE IT.

EVERYONE COME AROUND AND TASTE IT.

YOU KNOW WHAT THAT IS?

IT'S REHASH!

>>256583528
Excuse me?

>>256583884
PAPER MARIO IS AS WESTERN AS THE NEXT POKEMON REHASH SHIT.

FIND ME ANOTHER OR GET OUT!

>>256584010
I DON'T PAY YOU TO STAND THERE LIKE A FUCKING DONKEY.

>>256584096
>>256584123
>>256584161
>>256584819
>>256584850
>>256585048
>>256585218
>>256585312

I HIRED CHEFS, NOT COMEDIANS. FIND ME SOME GOOD PS4 GAMES OR FUCK OFF.

>>256584996
WHAT HOLE IN THE GROUND DO YOU LIVE WHERE THEY THINK VALKYRIA CHRONICLES IS A SHOOTER?

>>256585156
YOU'RE NOT EVEN TRYING ANY MORE

>>256585312
>>256585218
>>256585048
>>256584850
>>256584819
>>256584161
>>256584123
>>256584096
>>256584010

I'd put more up there but I'm lazy.

Anyway it doesn't say three good PS4 EXCLUSIVES. It just says PS4 GAMES. So:

Vanquish
Resogun, Destiny (it's still in the oven but looking good), Infamous SS
Paper Mario
Morrowind

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>>256580901
>ONE TPS WELL DONE
Valkyria Chronicles

>THREE GOOD PS4 GAMES
Infamous, Resogun, TLOU remasterd

>A NINTENDO 64 GAME THAT HASN'T AGED LIKE DONKEY SHIT
THIS IS FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE CHEF, IT"S STILL SHIT EVEN WHEN IT"S FRESH!!

>AND A WESTERN ACTION RPG
The Witcher

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>>256586093

The fuck you say, boy?

>>256585563
it's still barely a shooter.

I AINT NO BITCH CHEF

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>>256586093
>I HIRED CHEFS, NOT COMEDIANS. FIND ME SOME GOOD PS4 GAMES OR FUCK OFF.
I get the joke Boss.

>>256586093
Shut up Gayboi.

>>256586093
>FIND ME SOME GOOD PS4 GAMES OR FUCK OFF.
I WOULD GLADLY FUCK OFF SIR

>>256586093
>WHAT HOLE IN THE GROUND DO YOU LIVE WHERE THEY THINK VALKYRIA CHRONICLES IS A SHOOTER?

the hole where they noticed that VC's primary combat element is a third-person cover-based shooter

>>256586539
DON'T TALK BACK TO CHEF!

>>256580901
UNCHARTED 2

RESOGUN
INFAMOUS SECOND SON
RAYMAN LEGENDS

MARIO PARTY 2

DIABLO III

>>256580901
Resident Evil 4

Wolfenstien
Resogun
inFamous: SS

What do you prefer? Banjo, Paper Mario, Zelda or Kirby 64?

The Witcher 2

>>256586093
>I HIRED CHEFS, NOT COMEDIANS. FIND ME SOME GOOD PS4 GAMES OR FUCK OFF.

PS4 has no games chef.

>>256580901
CHEF

I HAVE FOR YOU:

-METAL GEAR SOLID PEACE WALKER

-RESOGUN, INFAMOUS SECOND SON, METAL GEAR SOLID V

-BANJO KAZOOIE

-FALLOUT NEW VEGAS

>>256584819
Fuck I can't stop laughing, jesus if this new movie ruins squidward I'm going to become an hero.

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>>256580901
>ONE TPS WELL DONE
Uncharted 2.
>THREE GOOD PS4 GAMES
I'm sorry sir, you are asking for the impossible.
>A NINTENDO 64 GAME THAT HASN'T AGED LIKE DONKEY SHIT
Paper Mario, Zelda Ocarina of Time, Majora's Mask, Conker Bad Fur Day...
>>256580901
>AND A WESTERN ACTION RPG
Fable 1.

D-Did I do good, sir?

>>256581598
>playing multiplats on PS4

Literally H?tler.

YO LET'S WATCH SOME FUCKING KITCHEN NIGHTMARES

http://instasynch.com/rooms/KitchenHell

>>256580901
>ONE TPS WELL DONE
Ratchet and Clank: Going Commando
>THREE GOOD PS4 GAMES
Th-they won't be ready in time, chef...
>A NINTENDO 64 GAME
Legend of Zelda: Majoras Mask
>AND A WESTERN ACTION RPG
Champions Online

>>256581470
You know who's also a cunt. The lazy chef who kept me waiting forever and didn't even cook the bloody food right.