>Yeah man, sorry. We're all out of Your Favorite Game.
What do you do?
buy my games digitally, like a normal person
Listen, kid, there are other people waiting in line.
As a matter of fact, I do! $29.99
I usually ask them to check store locations that have the game, then I go pick it up.
"Oh ok, I'll go check out (another game store), thanks!"
I've had stores suddenly remember they've got copies and lower the price, but mostly it just gets them to try and convince me to buy another product.
If you're gonna be like that, then bye. I have other customers to attend to
It's 2014. Why can't dogs run stores?
Yes, but I prefer Japanese Yen.
Shibas are an aggressive breed no matter how you raise them, just like most dogs their size. This doesn't mean they can't work well in families, cities, or whatever, they are just harder to train and prone to biting/attacking people more often than other dogs (which doesn't mean "do it often", but just in comparison). They are also extremely stubborn as someone already mentioned, which makes handling them kind of a pain in the ass.
If you 'find someone to train' a dog, just about any breed, the dog will not respect you but its trainer instead. If you aren't capable of training a dog properly on your own (obviously you can get some guidance or take it to group classes and such as long as you're the one actually doing the training) then you shouldn't have a dog.
>tfw no qt3.14 shiba to try asserting dominance over me by scratching my clothes and pissing all over the house all day for me
Why even live
Why even live
I have an Alaskan Klee Klee and can kinda confirm this. She fucks with our other dog from time to time(not often) and whenever we leave and come back she starts screaming. It's a rather unpleasant high pitched pithing noise. She honestly reminds me of a cat more than a dog. I still love her to death though.
The way my dog acts, I;m pretty sure she's part shiba.
Short little legs, too.
lel so fahnny mr edge animal abuser XDDD
If you go around kicking your fucking dog then don't have a goddamn dog to begin with. Besides, all that would do is make it horribly aggressive and attack people - maybe not you, but plenty of others, which works against your fucking stupid edgy idea of 'training' it that way.
Does nips really put dogs running their business?
>owning a breed meant for old white ladies
>have a shotgun
>someone breaks in while you're in the living room watching some TV and directly charges you
>have to run to the room with the shotgun because you MAGICALLY evaded his attack
>find the shotgun, if you follow laws then its locked up and not with its ammo so you have to find and get all that too
>load the shotgun, aim the shotgun, and fire the shotgun
Yes, truly effective as long as the person who just broke into your house has no legs and is pulling himself after you with only his arms.
Most back doors, also windows.
Breaking into a home is not difficult for people who do it fairly regularly. They don't literally kick doors open either, most bust them open with a tool or break glass (if you have any windows on the door or near it) and just unlock it. It takes like 5 seconds.
That's because you're using ask. Try actually reading scientifically based sources like "The Intelligence of Dogs" and other credible studies.
>try to buy dark arisen at a local video game place
>they've never heard of it
>buy it at fucking gamestop instead
the guy at gamestop tried to convince me that dragon age inquisition was a good game and that I should pre order it
>not having window bars
>not having door bars
You silly Amerilards think a single wooden door lock will stop anyone.
I'd be scared shitless of some legless humanoid chasing me while dragging himself with his arms. Can you imagine how strong those arms are? He could snap my spine like nothing
I see where this is going
Now you'll argue about tall walls and eletric fences and cctv and lots of shit that cost orders of magnitude more than a guard dog.
and it's less appealing in the day-to-day too,atleast you can snag a couple pats on the little booger
Fun fact, if you own a gun you're more likely to shoot yourself accidentally than successfully defend yourself from a home invasion
>inb4 "I'm careful I'll never have an accident, it'll never happen to me :^)"
>if you follow laws then its locked up and not with its ammo so you have to find and get all that too
What shitty country do you live in that doesn't allow you to keep your ammo next to your guns, let alone have your unloaded gun out of a locked safe?
It's a bullshit statistic that factors in suicides.
If you're not going to kill yourself then you're going to be perfectly safe owning a gun, provided you're not retarded.
B-being put down?
You better watch your mouth or you'll end up like this dog here.
>there are people who can't appreciate these wrinkly motherfuckers
You have 10 seconds to explain how Samoyed isn't the master race of dogs.
Their little smile makes me feel so good.
Like if you're good at training dogs and want a guard dog that will instinctively shadow you, guard your property, and will distrust any strangers, you might want this big nigga. If you want a friendly jogging companion you'd better look to other breeds.
Never said that. But dogs have a wide range of bred purposes, energy levels, and temperaments so no dog breed is perfect for everybody.
when have you ever seen cats like that?
dogs = no quality control
cats = require effort
Get a Newfoundlander. They're huge, they drool, but they're very friendly.
I wish /an/ wasn't so goddamn slow
I just wanna talk about animals
This thread is the objectively comfiest thread in /v/
stock photo because i don't own a shiba
>not owning superior Japanese Spitz
>go to my local doge for some cigarettes
>stupid lab cant count the coins with its big paws
>fuck it just gives it the .50 as tip
>when I walk away I hear it breathing really load and fast as if it was laughing at me
We posting dogs now?
that thing looks like its mother fucked a llama
You don't know shit bout dogs faggot. This motherfucker right here will rip you in half before you can take a single breath.
>frowning over this
It's a cute breed,nobody will judge you unless you buy it only because it's japanese.
Yes. Right now, everyone only knows Shibas because of doge. If you got one, everyone that ever saw it would make shitty meme jokes at you 24/7. By owning that dog you'd be cancerous by association
that video was from 1996, it was 14 at that time
>At the time of this video Lala had mold in his lungs and at 14 years old was considered middle-aged – King penguins live on average 30 years. Yukio was worried Lala would not survive but said “If he dies, I will not stuff him. I’ll bury him here in the neighbourhood. I could not bear to see Lala stuffed. We are proud to be Lala’s parents. Except once or twice during mating season when he wanted to mate with me.”
Yeah I agree. It's a cute dog. I was trying to say that if you got one, it would attract all the people that do follow the doge meme. I know someone and anytime they take their shiba out on a walk, people stop them and say stuff like "Wowwww, such doge!". They'd think you were a fan of the meme by association just because you own the dog. So if you're alright with that, go for it
I think that guy has Ectro or Oligodactyly. He's a real marvel considering he has that on the one limb he has.
Seems pretty cool though, it's gotta be fun scaring the shit outta people like that
The man on the picture is 5,8 feet tall, you can easily judge that by the size of his head and his hands you fucking pleb.
>not knowing shit bout anatomy
It's like dick is your favorite dish.